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‫[[instrumental music

‫[[bubbling

‫[[beeping

‫Starting security check on ‫.the Brainiac Stasis Field

‫[[beeping

‫.All six levels are intact

‫lt's hard to believe ‫that's the last piece

‫'of Brainiac's circuitry.'

‫(Batman) 'The last ‫that we know of.'

‫How much of him do ‫?you think is in there

‫Too much. He's a regenerative ‫.computer program

‫.A virus that won't die

‫There's an old saying ‫about the wisdom

‫of keeping your ‫enemies close to you

‫but there are times I ‫.wouldn't mind sending

‫'Brainiac down the ‫nearest black hole.'

‫[[alarms blaring

‫Hey, I need everyone in the ‫.control room right away

‫.We got a little problem

‫[[keys beeping

‫.- What's wrong? - You got me

‫,The sensors are going crazy ‫.but I can't see anything

‫There it is. It's a ‫.cosmic superstring

‫lt packs more energy ‫.than a solar flare

‫Shields up! Brace ‫!for collision

‫Thud

‫[[groaning

‫.- Our energy core is drained ‫?- What about backup

‫We have some, but not enough ‫.to power the entire station

‫[[alarm blaring

‫Rizz

‫.I've checked all the rooms

‫Doesn't seem to have ‫.caused much damage

‫You're a little ‫.too quick, Flash

‫We've been knocked ‫.out of orbit

‫We're heading for ‫.the stratosphere

‫lf I ran around the ‫power cords Super-Speed

‫and generate enough ‫static electricity to

‫.No. You could damage the core

‫But there is someone who ‫can get us out of this

‫.if we can reach him in time

‫♪ I'm good to go ‫and yes I am ready ♪

‫♪ Fight the criminals ‫chase the bad guys ♪

‫♪ Save the world fly ‫through the sky ♪

‫♪ Half kid half amazin' ♪

‫♪ Okay static shock ‫who you facin' ♪

‫♪ Yeah one zip ‫then you zapped ♪

‫♪ Good against ‫evil get trapped ♪

‫♪ Look in my eyes ‫I got the power ♪

‫♪ Villains run from ‫the static shower ♪

‫♪ Superhero static ‫shock ♪ ♪ Woo woo ♪

‫♪ Superhero static ‫shock ♪ ♪ Woo woo ♪

‫♪ Criminals get twisted ♪

‫♪ This superhero gifted ♪

‫♪ Bell rings and ‫I'm back in school ♪

‫♪ Nobody know what I do okay ♪

‫♪ Superhero static ‫shock ♪ ♪ Woo woo ♪

‫♪ Superhero static ‫shock ♪ ♪ Woo woo ♪

‫♪ Superhero static ‫shock ♪ ♪ Woo woo ♪

‫♪ One zip then you zapped ♪

‫♪ Good against ‫evil get trapped ♪

‫♪ Look in my eyes ‫I've got the power ♪

‫♪ Villains run from ‫the static shower ♪

‫♪ Criminals get twisted ♪

‫♪ This superhero gifted ♪

‫♪ The bell rings and ‫I'm back in school ♪

‫♪ Nobody know what I do okay ♪

‫♪ Superhero static shock ♪

‫!- It's an ambush! - Look out

‫.Boom

‫♪ Let's go ♪

‫!Whoa

‫♪ Come on ♪

‫♪ Show me something ‫show me what you got ♪

‫♪ Show me something hit ‫me with your best shot ♪

‫♪ Bring it on bring ‫it on bring it on ♪

‫♪ Bring it on bring it ‫on show me what you got ♪

‫♪ Show me something ‫as I showed you ♪

‫How do you like my ‫?new boy band, Static

‫.I call them The Meta-Men

‫You barely beat each ‫.of us alone, chump

‫Now that we've joined ‫.forces, we're invincible

‫Ugh. Bro, who do ‫?we go after first

‫.The police

‫.Ladies, first

‫[[groans

‫?You know something, sweetie ‫.You got an odor problem

‫!Aah

‫[[groans

‫[[grunts

‫.Crash

‫lf I knew Static was friends ‫.with the Justice League

‫'I wouldn't have ‫joined you boneheads.'

‫'Not even to do laundry.'

‫!The Justice League

‫♪ Fight fight fight fight ♪

‫♪ You can try to stop me ♪

‫[[groans

‫Yo! How come you never told me

‫you were down with ‫?these big dogs

‫.'Cause it's a secret

‫So secret that I ‫.didn't even know

‫Yo, Batman, thanks for the help

‫but don't you guys have a ‫?galaxy to save or somethin'

‫.- We need your help, ‫Static ?- Say what

‫We need you to come ‫.to the Watchtower

‫?Up there? That one

‫?Ooh, ooh, ooh! Can I come too

‫.This isn't a field trip

‫.Please, oh, please

‫You can stuff me ‫.in the stoway bin

‫,And when we get up there ‫.I'll stand in the corner

‫.You can choose which one

‫He can come, but we ‫.have to move quickly

‫.You heard the man

‫.- Cool. - Cool

‫.I made it to geek heaven

‫Look! It's some sort of ‫.multi-phasic monitoring system

‫I'll bet it can pick up any ‫.broadcast signal on Earth

‫I have the power conduits ‫.all set for Static

‫I'll see you in ‫.the control room

‫?What's goin' on

‫We were hit by ‫.a cosmic anomaly

‫lt drained the Watchtower's ‫.central power core

‫We need you to ‫.recharge it for us

‫?Recharge the station? Me

‫Don't you guys ‫?have jumper cables

‫This conduit leads ‫to the power core

‫built deep inside the ‫.center of the Watchtower

‫'Here's where you can ‫feed in your energy.'

‫Some adventure. I feel like ‫.a great big AA battery

‫Another way of looking at it is ‫you're preventing the station

‫from crashing ‫.somewhere on Earth

‫.Quite possibly Dakota

‫Maybe I should start ‫.recharging the station

‫.Good idea

‫[[electricity crackling

‫Hey, rember your promise ‫.about staying in the corner

‫.- But... - In the corner

‫[[groans

‫(Hawkgirl) 'We regained ‫our thrusters.'

‫I'm re-stabilizing ‫.our Earth orbit

‫.Whoosh

‫.Orbit re-stabilized

‫[[screaming

‫Easy, G.L., he's ‫.Sparky's buddy

‫[[Gear groans

‫.No pictures

‫Alright, Static, now ‫that Green Lantern's back

‫.he can take it from here

‫Good. I feel like ‫.a grilled patty

‫?We don't have to go yet, do we

‫So far, I've only seen ‫.one corner of the room

‫[[alarm blaring

‫lt's a distress ‫.call from Novalis 2

‫An asteroid swarm is threatening ‫.to collide with their planet

‫This is going to ‫.take all of us

‫.There goes an afternoon movie

‫?What about them

‫The Watchtower isn't ‫fully charged yet

‫so Static and Gear will ‫.have to stick around

‫.- Just in case ‫?- By themselves

‫As long as they ‫don't touch anything

‫.they should be fine

‫You guys are old enough ‫?to stay home alone, right

‫.(both) Right

‫♪ Hey hey hey everybody ‫get your groove on ♪

‫♪ Hey hey hey ♪

‫.Pizza in the Watchtower

‫Does it get any ‫?better than this

‫Yeah. Hope they don't mind ‫.us raidin' the fridge

‫.Hey, we're growing superheroes

‫And I just spent around ‫500 gazillion calories

‫.chargin' up this place

‫?- Did you see that? - What

‫There was a face lookin' ‫.at us on the screen

‫.lt didn't look human

‫Phew, big deal. We just ‫spent the whole day

‫with a Martian ‫.and a Thanagarian

‫[[alarm blaring

‫.That can't be good

‫[[both screaming

‫Rizz

‫[[grunting

‫[[both grunting

‫!Run

‫?Why won't it close

‫.Maybe I can override it

‫[sighs] I think I ‫.lost my appetite

‫(Gear) I don't know if ‫.this is a good idea

‫.We don't wanna make ‫the J .League mad

‫You saw hawk-nose ‫.swing that mace

‫Yeah, well, I'd like to ‫find out why this place

‫.almost blew us outta here

‫.Hey, look

‫?Huh

‫My bedroom could sure ‫.use one of those

‫.This is weird, bro

‫'The computer's ‫firewalls are expanding.'

‫lt's as if a virus ‫is taking over

‫.and locking everybody else out

‫?Can you isolate it

‫,(Gear) Man, it's slippery ‫.but I think I got it

‫.The League files have it ID-ed

‫The virus is called ?Brainiac

‫.That's the face

‫What's he doing ‫?in their system

‫.(Brainiac) ‫Correction .My system

‫I've been growing exponentially

‫ever since I sent the ‫.Justice League away

‫?What

‫I summoned them away

‫.with a false distress call

‫'When I dispose of you two'

‫'the last human infestation'

‫'will be gone from ‫the Watchtower.'

‫Then I will turn ‫it into my new body

‫and use it to assimilate ‫.the planet Earth

‫?Assimilate the Earth

‫First, I will collect all ‫of the Earth's knowledge

‫.and then I will destroy it

‫Whoa. This virus wants to do ‫.a lot more than erase emails

‫Yeah, but why is he ‫?tellin' us everything

‫![gasps] It's a distraction

‫[[whirring

‫.Rizz

‫(Brainiac) You only ‫.delayed the inevitable

‫All of this space will ‫.soon belong to me

‫?- Huh? - Huh

‫[[both grunting

‫And to think I ‫.begged to come here

‫[[gasps

‫.Whoa! That's a big robot

‫'That's like a ‫Shaq-size robot.'

‫Backpack, I could use ‫.a little help here

‫,Hey, computer-bot ‫!digitize this

‫!Ah

‫.Rizz

‫(Brainiac) 'There is ‫nothing you can do.'

‫'And no point in ‫trying to hide.'

‫We gotta call the ‫.Justice League

‫I'm gonna try to ‫.use their comm link

‫'Brainiac doesn't have ‫full control yet.'

‫[[gasps

‫((Gear on radio ‫'Justice League, over.'

‫.[garbled] 'Please come ‫in Justice League, over.'

‫.I can't boost the signal

‫!Distress call, fake

‫!Repeat, distress call, fake

‫Brainiac loose and

‫!Static, look out! Look out

‫(Brainiac) 'You are only ‫delaying the inevitable.'

‫(Gear) You keep sayin' ‫.that like it's a bad thing

‫[[grunts

‫.Come on

‫.The launch bays aren't ‫responding .We can't get in

‫.Let's go

‫Pew pew

‫[[screams

‫(Batman) I can't connect to ‫.any of the systems inside

‫Brainiac has ‫.completely cut us off

‫But maybe I can still ‫.reach Static and Gear

‫.Static, Gear, come ‫in ?Do you read me

‫?What is your situation

‫[[both grunting

‫Let's just say there's ‫.room for improvement

‫[[both grunting

‫Now, I know how ‫.my pimples feel

‫(Brainiac) It's time to rid ‫.myself of you human pests

‫[[grunts

‫.Rizz

‫?♪ You wanna play ‫rough Let's play ♪

‫♪ You wanna hang tough? Okay ♪

‫?♪ You wanna play ‫rough Let's play ♪

‫♪ You wanna hang tough tough? ♪

‫♪ Okay let's play ♪

‫Uh-oh, I think ‫.you made him mad

‫?♪ You wanna hang ‫tough Okay let's play ♪

‫♪ Okay okay let's ‫play play play ♪

‫♪ Let's play play play ♪

‫.(Brainiac) 'Stop. ‫I am not done Stop.'

‫.pew pew

‫,(Static) Batman ‫?you still there

‫.I've located your position

‫You're close to the ‫.central power core

‫.You need to shut it down

‫?How am I supposed to do that

‫You have to drain ‫the core this time

‫.and absorb its energy

‫You mean take back ‫?what I put into it

‫.Exactly

‫Well, I lit this crib ‫.in the first place

‫So, I guess I'm the best ‫.guy to turn the lights out

‫?Yeah, hi, what about Brainiac

‫You really think he's gonna ‫?let us get near the core

‫I've been jamming ‫our communication

‫.so, he won't know our plan

‫And now that Justice League

‫is gonna provide a ‫.major distraction

‫.So, get going. Over and out

‫Pew pew pew

‫crash

‫pew pew pew

‫.boom

‫That should give Brainiac ‫.a king-size headache

‫.I got it

‫.Boom

‫(Gear) This has ‫.gotta be the place

‫[[whirring

‫Keep Backpack plugged ‫.in, just in case

‫!- Oh! - Static

‫.I am everywhere ‫.I am everything

‫.You cannot defeat me

‫[[pop song

‫Gear, this is no time ‫.to download music

‫.Oh, yes, it is

‫Downloading this song ‫100 billion times

‫is filling up the ‫.station's memory

‫'Brainiac will crash'

‫'just like my home ‫computer does'

‫if I try to do too ‫.many things at once

‫[[garbled music

‫Hear that, guys? The ‫Watchtower has been turned

‫into a house party and Gear ‫.and Static are the DJs

‫They're trying to disorient ‫.him from the inside

‫.Looks like it's working

‫What's-what's-what's ‫?hap-hap-happening

‫.Cannot-cannot concentrate

‫Need-need-need ‫.more m-me-memory

‫Need-need-need ‫.more m-me-memory

‫,So much for the beat. Now ‫.it's time for the beat down

‫♪ Come on ♪

‫[[grunts

‫♪ Let's get rolling rolling ♪

‫♪ Let the battle begin ♪

‫Cover me. I'm going ‫.to gaze inside

‫♪ Let's get rolling ♪

‫♪ Let the battle begin ♪

‫♪ Battle battle battle begin ♪

‫♪ Let's get rolling come on ♪

‫!No-o! No

‫No, I can-can-can ‫.cannot be-be-be beaten

‫,I am Bra-ainiac ‫.B-Braini-Brainiac

‫.Got to hold on

‫One-one-one day, I, I will ‫be-be-be back-be back-be back

‫and-and-and I will ‫.play the funk down

‫[[groans

‫Yo, Brainiac's not ‫.too bad on the mic

‫.Mix-master Brainiac ‫.Now, that's fat

‫.Yes, very fat indeed

‫(Hawkgirl) You did ‫.well, both of you

‫Hey, just another day's work ‫?for us superheroes, right

‫Do not make light of ‫.your accomplishment

‫.This was a very serious matter

‫Yeah, you two dweebs ‫.saved the world today

‫So, when I'm lookin' ‫for work this summer

‫?can I put that on my resume

‫.We'd better get back

‫There's plenty of ‫.work left to do

‫Could I, please, just get ‫one picture of everyone

‫so, tomorrow I can believe ‫?this actually happened

‫.Maybe one

‫♪ And you'll know ‫when you know ♪

‫♪ We're gonna work ‫out in the end ♪

‫♪ But we got to hang tough ♪

‫♪ 'Cause you know for sure ♪

‫♪ We're gonna make ‫it in the end ♪

‫♪ We're gonna work ‫out in the end ♪

‫You think my pops ‫will understand

‫I was late for dinner 'cause ‫?I had to save the world

‫.Probably not

‫Okay. Yeah, then I'll just ‫.tell him it was your fault

‫.Later

‫[[yawns

‫.Time to shut you down, buddy

‫Hey! Backpack, ugh, what's ‫?the matter with you

‫?What're you doing !Hey! ‫Hey, stop

‫(Brainiac) So, you thought ‫?it was over, did you

‫lncorrect, human. This ‫.is only the beginning

‫[Richie groans] 'No! No! Stop!'

‫'Uh! Sto-op!'

‫[[theme music