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‫♪ I HEAR THE PARTY, HEAR ‫THE PARTY, COME ON ♪

‫,♪ WE SHOULD BE DANCIN' ‫SHOULD BE ROCKING ♪

‫CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY WARNER BROS. TV ‫ANIMATION AND THE U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION

‫!AAH! AAH

‫?WHAT DO YOU THINK

‫Static: WELL, THE SHOES ‫.ARE A LITTLE LAST-SEASON

‫STATIC! WHERE ‫?DID YOU COME FROM

‫THEY'RE HAVIN' A WHITE ‫.SALE ON THE FIFTH FLOOR

‫YOU'D THINK THE BAD GUYS WOULD ‫.KNOW ABOUT SILENT ALARMS BY NOW

‫THAT'S US... SILENT ‫.BUT ALARMING

‫!Static: LOOK OUT ‫!SHE'S GASSING

‫?SHALL WE

‫WELL, THAT'S ONE DOWN

‫YOU'LL LEARN NOT ‫TO DISTURB A WOMAN

‫!WHEN SHE'S OUT SHOPPING

‫TAKIN' "SHOP TILL YOU DROP" A LITTLE ‫?TOO LITERALLY, DON'T YOU THINK

‫UH-OH. GAS LEAK. HOW ‫?DO WE CONTAIN HER

‫[[MUFFLED YELLS

‫SAY IT LOUD! WE ‫!BAD AND WE PROUD

‫?HUH

‫YOU KNOW, I ALWAYS ‫KNEW BEING A SUPERHERO

‫,WOULD GIVE YOU A BIG HEAD

‫!BUT THAT IS RIDICULOUS

‫!HEY! IT'S ME

‫,"COMING SOON... HEROES

‫?"A BERNIE RAST PRODUCTION

‫? "" STARRING STATIC

‫LOOKS LIKE YOU GOT ‫.YOUR OWN TV SHOW

‫?SINCE WHEN

‫I JUST GOTTA DOT ‫.A COUPLE OF Is

‫,AND CROSS SOME Ts, BABY ‫.AND STATIC'S AS GOOD AS IN

‫TELL THAT PRETTY WIFE ‫.OF YOURS I SAID HELLO

‫.WE'LL DO LUNCH ‫NEXT WEEK .ALL RIGHT

‫,♪ WHATEVER YOU PERCEIVE ‫YOU CAN ACHIEVE ♪

‫?IS THIS SOY MILK IN HERE

‫.I, UM, ORDERED IT WITH SOY

‫BUT YOU DIDN'T ‫PERSONALLY WITNESS THEM

‫POUR THE SOY MILK ‫!INTO MY COFFEE

‫WELL, I... I, UM

‫TAKE THIS BACK, AND THIS ‫!TIME MAKE SURE IT'S SOY MILK

‫EVEN IF IT MEANS

‫CLIMBING BEHIND THE COUNTER ‫!AND POURING IT YOURSELF

‫?GOT THAT, BRADLEY

‫!IT'S BRANDON? WHATEVER

‫,UM... M-MR. RAST ‫I WAS JUST WONDERING

‫IF YOU'D HAD A CHANCE ‫?TO READ MY SCRIPT YET

‫MAYBE I'LL GET TO ‫.IT THIS WEEKEND

‫WELL, UH, SEE, THE THING IS

‫YOU'VE BEEN SAYING THAT ‫FOR THE PAST 5 MONTHS NOW

‫LOOK, KID, THERE ARE ‫MORE IMPORTANT THINGS

‫!GOING ON AROUND HERE RIGHT NOW

‫AND ONE OF THEM HAPPENS TO ‫!BE STANDING IN THE WINDOW

‫,HEY, HEY

‫STATIC! JUST THE ‫.MAN I WANTED TO SEE

‫BRIAN, GO GET MY MAN ‫.HERE SOMETHING TO DRINK

‫.WATER? GO GET HIM SOME WATER

‫?ARE YOU MAKING A SHOW ABOUT ME

‫.NOT ABOUT YOU. THE SHOW IS YOU

‫BABY, IT'S REALITY TV. I'VE PRODUCED ‫,SHOWS ABOUT COPS, PARAMEDICS

‫POLITICIANS... YOU NAME IT

‫SO WHEN IT CAME TIME TO DO A ‫SHOW ABOUT SUPERHEROES, HA HA

‫?GUESS WHOSE NAME CAME UP FIRST

‫.BATMAN

‫,AH... ACTUALLY, SUPERMAN

‫.BUT YOU WERE RIGHT UP THERE

‫PEOPLE DIG YOU. YOU'VE GOT ‫FANS ALL ACROSS THE COUNTRY

‫WONDERING JUST WHAT IS IT THAT MAKES ‫.YOU TICK, AND WE'RE GONNA SHOW 'EM

‫SO YOU START BY PUTTING UP ADS

‫BEFORE I EVEN ‫?AGREE TO ANYTHING

‫HEY, THAT'S JUST THE ‫.WAY THE BUSINESS WORKS

‫YOU GOTTA GENERATE ‫,A LITTLE HEAT, BABY

‫!A LITTLE EL-EC-TRIC-I-TAY

‫.OW

‫.SORRY, MR. RAST ‫.IT'S NOT FOR ME

‫OF COURSE NOT. IT'S FOR THEM

‫THE STREET KIDS, THE ‫.KIDS WITH NO FUTURE

‫,THEY NEED HOPE, A ROLE MODEL

‫.SOMEONE LIKE YOU

‫EVEN IF THE SHOW HELPED ‫,ONE OF THEM, JUST ONE

‫?WOULDN'T IT BE WORTH IT

‫AND ALL YOU WANNA DO IS FOLLOW ‫.ME AROUND WITH YOUR CAMERAS

‫YOU WON'T EVEN ‫.KNOW WE'RE THERE

‫.I'M BORED

‫.YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO LOOK BORED

‫?YEAH, BUT FOR HOW LONG

‫.RAST IS PAYING US 10 ‫BUCKS AN HOUR ?WHO CARES

‫AND BERNIE SAYS WE'LL HARDLY ‫.EVEN NOTICE THEY'RE THERE

‫THEY'RE NOT BRINGING THEIR ‫?CAMERAS IN HERE, ARE THEY

‫OH, YEAH. THEY'RE GONNA ‫FILM EVERYTHING WE DO

‫EVEN WHEN WE GO ‫.IN THE BATHROOM

‫.OF COURSE NOT! JUST ON PATROL

‫.OK. I'M UP FOR IT

‫AFTER ALL, MY MOM SAID I TOOK ‫.THE BEST YEARBOOK PICTURE

‫?YEAH. AND HOW HARD CAN IT BE

‫IT'S JUST US DOING WHAT ‫?WE DO EVERY DAY, RIGHT

‫♪ PRECIOUS AS STONES ♪

‫♪ WORDS CAN HIT HOME... ♪

‫[[BACKGROUND CHATTER

‫!I NEED SOME DREADSHEEN, STAT

‫.YOU'RE IN MY LIGHT! THAT'S IT

‫.GIVE ME HEROIC ‫!YEAH, THAT'S IT

‫?MORE ICED TEA

‫.LOVE SOME

‫.I LOVE YOUR MASK

‫.IT REALLY SETS OFF YOUR EYES

‫.THANK YOU .I ‫DESIGNED IT MYSELF

‫OH, BROTHER. EVERYONE ‫.THINKS THEY'RE A STAR

‫?WHAT'S ALL THIS

‫THIS HERE'S YOUR OPTIC CAMERA

‫AND THAT GUY THERE'S ‫.THE MICROPHONE

‫THEY'RE POWERED BY ‫.THIS TRANSMISSION BOX

‫MAKE SURE THIS GUY'S ‫.ON ALL THE TIME

‫?THAT TOO MUCH FOR YOU, FLYBOY

‫.NO PROBLEM

‫,HEY, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN

‫!THE CO-STAR OF THIS SHOW

‫?SAVE IT. WHAT'S WRONG

‫THE STUDIO GUARDS ‫.WOULDN'T LET ME THROUGH

‫THEY THOUGHT I WAS ‫.A DELIVERY BOY

‫.CHILL OUT, MAN ‫.YOU'RE HERE NOW

‫.HAVE SOME ICED TEA

‫WE WERE SUPPOSED TO HAVE ‫.STARTED PATROL AN HOUR AGO

‫!HEY, HEY, HEY

‫?READY TO MAKE SOME MAGIC

‫.YOU MUST BE THE SIDEKICK

‫.THE PARTNER

‫UH-HUH. IT'S ABOUT ‫.TIME YOU GOT HERE

‫JUST REMBER, TRY NOT TO GET ‫?BETWEEN STATIC AND THE CAMERAS, OK

‫I THOUGHT WE WOULDN'T ‫.EVEN NOTICE THE CAMERAS

‫RAST HERE. START ‫!THE HELICOPTERS

‫?Both: HELICOPTERS

‫!IT'S SHOW TIME, BOYS

‫IT'S LIKE GOING ON PATROL ‫!WITH THE AIR FORCE

‫WE'RE RUNNING OUT ‫.OF DAYLIGHT, BOYS

‫THERE'S GOTTA BE SOME ‫.TROUBLE DOWN THERE. FIND IT

‫I THINK I SEE ‫.SOMEONE JAYWALKING

‫![BEEP BEEP] WAIT

‫BACKPACK'S PICKING UP A ‫.POLICE METAHUMAN ALERT

‫!IT'S ABOUT TIME

‫.OVER THERE

‫?Static: WHO'S THAT

‫.NEVER SEEN HIM BEFORE

‫.WELL, LET'S GO GET ACQUAINTED

‫I HATE TO TELL YOU ‫,THIS, WHOEVER YOU ARE

‫BUT BANK HOURS ARE ‫.FROM 9:00 TO 5:00

‫?YOU HEAR THAT ‫?WHO NEEDS WRITERS

‫,YOU CAN CALL ME STARBURST

‫,AND AS FOR BANKING HOURS ‫.I JUST EXTENDED THEM

‫I'M AFRAID I'LL HAVE ‫.TO CHARGE YOU FOR THAT

‫[[EVIL LAUGH

‫WE'LL SEE HOW FUNNY ‫.YOU THINK THIS IS

‫,♪ LITTLE BY LITTLE ‫GONNA TAKE YOU DOWN ♪

‫♪ TAKE YOU DOWN ♪

‫HE'S GOT POWERS ‫!JUST LIKE YOURS

‫,♪ STEP BY STEP ‫GONNA TEAR YOU DOWN ♪

‫♪ GONNA TEAR YOU DOWN ♪

‫!HA HA HA HA HA

‫.I'VE NEVER DONE THAT BEFORE

‫!HAAAAH

‫IF I WERE CUTTING ‫,THE SHOW RIGHT NOW

‫THIS WOULD BE THE PERFECT ‫.TIME FOR A COMMERCIAL BREAK

‫GOT ANY IDEAS HOW TO ‫?TAKE CARE OF THIS ONE

‫I THOUGHT YOU ‫!WERE THE IDEA MAN

‫.Rast: COME ON, ‫STATIC !DO SOMETHING

‫.WE'RE NOT SHOOTING A TALK SHOW

‫?WHAT ARE YOU DOING

‫GOTTA GIVE THE ‫.PUBLIC WHAT IT WANTS

‫ANYWAY, WE BOTH HAVE ‫.THE SAME POWERS

‫?HOW MUCH HARM CAN HE DO TO ME

‫.LET'S SEE WHAT YOU GOT, GOLDIE

‫HA HA! THAT'S WHAT ‫!I'M TALKIN' ABOUT

‫.SMILE FOR THE CAMERAS

‫![GRUNTS] UHH

‫!AAH

‫!STATIC

‫?YOU OK, MAN

‫!OH... CUT

‫SO WE DIDN'T GET THE SCENE. SO YOU ‫.WERE A LITTLE OFF TODAY... IT HAPPENS

‫THE IMPORTANT THING IS NEXT TIME ‫?YOU'LL BE READY FOR THIS GUY, RIGHT

‫!YOU GOT THAT RIGHT

‫.IF HE SHOWS UP AGAIN

‫HE'D BETTER SHOW UP ‫AGAIN, BECAUSE RIGHT NOW

‫THE SHOW ENDS WITH OUR BIG STAR

‫CRAWLING OUT OF ‫,A PILE OF TRASH

‫AND SOMEHOW, I DON'T THINK THAT'S ! ‫?A RATINGS GRABBER, DO YOU

‫!DANG

‫.HEY, MAN, RELAX

‫I CAN'T GET OVER HOW STRONG ‫!THAT STARBURST GUY WAS

‫EVERY TIME I AMPED UP MY ‫.POWER, HE DID ME ONE BETTER

‫,IF WE'D PUT OUR HEADS TOGETHER

‫I'M SURE WE WOULD HAVE ‫.COME UP WITH SOMETHING

‫?WHAT DOES THAT MEAN

‫YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE GONE ‫.AFTER HIM LIKE THAT

‫WELL, SOMEONE HAD ‫!TO DO SOMETHING

‫THAT SOMEONE DIDN'T HAVE ‫TO DO IT ALL BY MYSELF

‫JUST TO SHOW OFF ‫!FOR THE CAMERAS

‫OH, I GET IT. YOU'RE JEALOUS ‫.'CAUSE THE SHOW'S ABOUT ME

‫I COULD CARE LESS ‫.ABOUT THE SHOW

‫I WISH I WAS NEVER ‫.EVEN PART OF IT

‫.NO ONE'S MAKING YOU

‫I WAS A SOLO ACT WAY ‫.BEFORE YOU CAME ALONG

‫,WELL, IF THAT'S HOW YOU FEEL

‫.MAYBE I SHOULDN'T BE INVOLVED

‫.TELL RAST I QUIT

‫?THE SIDEKICK'S LATE AGAIN, HUH

‫.I... DON'T THINK HE'S COMING

‫ALL THE BETTER. I WAS GONNA ‫.CUT AROUND HIM ANYWAY

‫SO, YOU READY TO ‫?TAKE ON STARBURST

‫.I GUESS SO

‫COME ON, KID! WE NEED A ‫.BIG PERFORMANCE FROM YOU

‫THE SHOW, AS THEY ‫!SAY, MUST GO ON

‫[[EXPLOSION

‫.THAT'S GOTTA BE HIM

‫[[SCREAMING

‫!AAH! NO

‫!OH, NO

‫?MOVIN' UP FROM ATMs, HUH

‫!AAH! NOT YOU AGAIN

‫AW, COME ON, GOLDIE. IS ‫?THAT ALL THE WELCOME I GET

‫I'M STARTING TO FEEL LIKE YOU ‫.DON'T VALUE OUR TIME TOGETHER

‫.THEN AGAIN, MAYBE I'M WRONG

‫!STAY ON HIM

‫WHOO! THIS IS BETTER ‫!THAN A FREEWAY CHASE

‫,♪ LITTLE BY LITTLE ‫GONNA TAKE YOU DOWN ♪

‫♪ GONNA SHAKE YOU DOWN ♪

‫,♪ STEP BY STEP ‫GONNA WEAR YOU OUT ♪

‫♪ GONNA TEAR YOU OUT ♪

‫!AAH! AAH

‫,♪ LITTLE BY LITTLE ‫GONNA TAKE YOU DOWN ♪

‫♪ GONNA SHAKE YOU DOWN ♪

‫♪ BOW DOWN, DOWNTOWN ♪

‫♪ BOW DOWN, DOWNTOWN ♪

‫♪ BOW DOWN, DOWNTOWN ♪

‫♪ BOW DOWN, DOWNTOWN ♪

‫♪ LITTLE BY LITTLE BY LITTLE ♪

‫♪ LITTLE BY LITTLE ♪

‫.A LITTLE BOOST OUGHTA DO IT

‫!AAH! AAH

‫!WE HAVE A SHOW! WE HAVE A SHOW

‫!?WHAT

‫?SO, YOU WANT SOME MORE, HUH

‫?HUH

‫[[POWER AMPING UP

‫[[GROANING

‫!UHH... AHH

‫!AAH! AAH

‫♪ TO BE THE BEST I CAN BE ♪

‫♪ TELL A KID PRIDE HITS ZERO ♪

‫♪ THAT'S WHAT IT ‫TAKES TO BE A HERO ♪

‫Announcer: HEROES

‫!NEXT WEEK

‫STATIC! [ECHO] Static !static

‫I NEVER IMAGINED STATIC ‫.BEING ON A SHOW LIKE THAT

‫?SO YOU'RE NOT GONNA WATCH

‫?ARE YOU KIDDING ‫!I'M ALL OVER IT

‫[[DOORBELL RINGS

‫.UH... DON'T GET ‫UP .I'LL GET IT

‫?HEY, MR. H. IS VIRGIL HOME

‫.YEAH, HE'S UP IN HIS ROOM

‫.MM. BE CAREFUL UP THERE

‫HOMEBOY'S READY TO TEAR ‫SOMEBODY'S HEAD OFF

‫!AND EAT IT

‫♪ WHATEVER YOU DEMAND ♪

‫,♪ NEVER IN YOUR WAY ‫BY YOU I MUST STAY ♪

‫♪ DOESN'T MATTER THE ‫HOUR OR THE TIME OF DAY ♪

‫[[KNOCK ON DOOR

‫.GO AWAY, SHARON ‫!I'M NOT HUNGRY

‫THAT'S NOT WHAT THEY ‫.TOLD ME DOWNSTAIRS

‫?WHAT DO YOU WANT

‫HEY, MAN, I JUST ‫WANTED TO STOP BY

‫.AND SAY I'M SORRY

‫[SIGHS] YEAH

‫.I'M SORRY, TOO

‫.YOU WERE RIGHT .I ‫WAS A LITTLE JEALOUS

‫,OK, I WAS A WHOLE LOT JEALOUS

‫BUT I SHOULDN'T HAVE ‫.LET IT COME BETWEEN US

‫YOU? I WAS THE ONE ACTING ‫.THE FOOL FOR THE CAMERAS

‫.YOU WERE RIGHT

‫I GUESS WE WERE BOTH RIGHT

‫.OR WRONG OR... WHATEVER

‫STUPID ME THOUGHT THAT HIGH TENSION ‫.WIRES WOULD GIVE ME AN EDGE

‫THAT'S NOT STUPID. IT ‫!SHOULD HAVE WORKED

‫STARBURST SHOULD ‫!HAVE BEEN STARBUSTED

‫.NOTHING WORKS

‫WHATEVER I THROW AT HIM, HE ‫.THROWS BACK, BUT STRONGER

‫IT'S ALMOST AS THOUGH ‫.HE'S FEEDING OFF ME

‫HEY... MAYBE HE'S ‫.NOT A METAHUMAN

‫PINKY, ARE YOU THINKING ‫?WHAT I'M THINKING

‫I CAN'T BELIEVE I GOTTA DO ‫.ALL THIS STUPID STUFF MYSELF

‫!Static: COME ON

‫.RIGHT HERE, I'M DOIN' FINE

‫!BUT HERE, HE'S KICKIN' MY BUTT

‫YEAH... I DIDN'T WANNA ‫.SAY ANYTHING ABOUT THAT

‫.WAIT! FREEZE THAT

‫[[CLICK

‫THE WIRES! THAT'S GOTTA BE WHERE ‫.HE'S GETTING YOUR POWERS FROM

‫BUT HOW ARE THEY BEING ‫?TRANSMITTED FROM YOU TO HIM

‫.I HAVE A PRETTY GOOD IDEA

‫HEY

‫HAVE I EVER LIED ‫?TO THE NETWORK

‫I'M TELLING YOU, THIS ‫!STATIC STUFF IS GREAT

‫!STUPENDOUS

‫,AS SOON AS I PUT IT TOGETHER ‫I'LL SCREEN IT FOR YOU

‫AND THEN MAKE ROOM ON THE ‫.SHELF FOR A FEW MORE AWARDS

‫!THIS STUFF IS THE BOMB !AH! ‫YEAH

‫[SIGHS] AH

‫.IT'S A BOMB, ALL ‫RIGHT !A STINK BOMB

‫GET THE RUBBER BAND ‫!MAN ON THE PHONE

‫?THINKING OF REPLACING ME

‫NO. THINKING OF CHANGING THE NAME ‫.OF THE SHOW FROM H E ROES TO L O SERS

‫I PUT MY REPUTATION ‫.ON THE LINE, BUDDY

‫I PROMISED A SUPERHERO ‫,REALITY SHOW

‫AND ALL I'VE GOT IS FOOTAGE ‫!OF A SUPER-SIZED BUTT-KICKING

‫!LISTEN UP

‫I KNOW HOW TO BRING ‫,DOWN STARBURST

‫BUT TO DO IT, YOU HAVE ‫.TO FILM ME ONE MORE TIME

‫WHADDAYA SAY? YOU WANT ‫?A SHOW OR DON'T YOU

‫.OK. YOU GOT ONE MORE SHOT, KID

‫AND THIS TIME, YOU ‫.BETTER DELIVER

‫.SEE YOU ON THE SET

‫Rast: YOU SURE ‫?HE'S GONNA SHOW UP

‫I'M SURE. IF I'M UP ‫,HERE MAKING A SHOW

‫.HE'S DOWN THERE MAKING TROUBLE

‫BETTER CLOSE THAT. WE'LL BE AT ‫.THE MUSEUM BEFORE YOU KNOW IT

‫WHAT IN THE WORLD

‫!AAH! AAH

‫♪ IT'S MY TURN, IT'S MY TURN... ♪

‫[[TRAIN HORN HONKS

‫!OH! OH

‫,♪ IT'S MY TIME ‫IT'S YOUR TIME... ♪

‫!WHAT... HEY

‫SORRY, SUNSHINE, BUT I'M PRETTY ‫.SURE THESE DON'T BELONG TO YOU

‫.YOU CAN'T RUN FROM ME, STATIC

‫.I'LL ALWAYS BE FASTER ‫.I'LL ALWAYS BE STRONGER

‫WHO'S RUNNING? I JUST ‫WANTED TO TAKE IT SOMEPLACE

‫WHERE THEY COULD ‫.SHOOT MY GOOD SIDE

‫!STAY ON IT

‫SO YOU ENJOY ‫.PUBLIC HUMILIATION

‫.NOT THIS TIME

‫.I'VE GOT YOU FIGURED OUT

‫WHEN I REALIZED YOU WERE ‫,GETTING YOUR POWERS FROM ME

‫.I HAD GEAR CHECK THIS

‫TURNS OUT THIS ‫.IS HOW MY POWERS

‫ARE BEING TRANSMITTED ‫!BUT NOT ANYMORE

‫LOOKS LIKE YOUR ‫.SHOW'S CANCELLED

‫[GROWLING

‫?WHY'S HE LOOKIN' AT THE CAMERA

‫!NOT... AGAIN! AAH

‫♪ STEP BACK, STEP BACK ♪

‫♪ SHOWDOWN, TIME'S UP ♪

‫♪ SHOWDOWN, TIME'S UP ♪

‫YOU

‫.THAT'S A WRAP

‫.NICELY DONE, PARTNER

‫WELL, I COULDN'T HAVE ‫.DONE IT BY MYSELF

‫FIRST... GET ME A ‫.SHOT OF THE HEROES

‫OK. NOW GET IN THERE ‫.TIGHT ON THE VILLAIN

‫.YEAH. SMILE, PAL

‫!BRADLEY

‫!IT'S BRANDON

‫!BRANDON, YOU JERK

‫YOU CAN'T EVEN GET MY ‫!NAME RIGHT ON CAMERA

‫?BUT WHY

‫I NEED MONEY TO ‫,PRODUCE MY SCREENPLAY

‫WHICH YOU NEVER EVEN ‫.BOTHERED TO READ

‫THANKS A LOT. IF ONLY YOU HAD

‫JUST PAID ME EVEN THE ‫,SLIGHTEST AMOUNT OF ATTENTION

‫[I... [CELL PHONE RINGS

‫?YALLO

‫?NO KIDDING

‫WELL, HAS THE NETWORK ‫?SEEN THE RATINGS

‫NO, NO, NO. YOU TELL THEM ‫I EXPECT 26 MORE EPISODES

‫?OR I'M WALKIN'. DO YOU HEAR ME

‫!BERNIE RAFT IS WALKIN'

‫AND I PUT REAL MILK IN ‫!YOUR COFFEE EVERY TIME

‫!DO YOU HEAR THAT? WHOLE MILK

‫♪ ARE YOU READY?, HEY-EH ♪

‫♪ OH ♪

‫SO I READ IN THE ‫PAPER THAT STARBURST

‫WAS A BRILLIANT PHYSICS STUDENT

‫WHO GOT BIT BY ‫.THE HOLLYWOOD BUG

‫HEY, LOOK! "SEE DAKOTA'S ‫".HOTTEST CRIME-FIGHTING DUO

‫,STATIC AND GEAR ‫".ONLY ON H E ROES"

‫IT'S STRANGE HOW DREAMS OF ‫.STARDOM CAN CHANGE A PERSON

‫YEAH. IT WOULD NEVER ‫.HAPPEN TO US, THOUGH

‫!NOT A CHANCE

‫DOES YOUR NAME LOOK ‫?BIGGER THAN MINE

‫!OF COURSE

‫!HA HA HA! HA HA HA

‫♪ YES, I AM READY ♪

‫CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY WARNER BROS. TV ‫ANIMATION AND THE U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION

‫CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL ‫CAPTIONING INSTITUTE. Www.ncicap.org

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