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♪ I HEAR THE PARTY, HEAR THE PARTY, COME ON ♪
,♪ WE SHOULD BE DANCIN' SHOULD BE ROCKING ♪
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!AAH! AAH
?WHAT DO YOU THINK
Static: WELL, THE SHOES .ARE A LITTLE LAST-SEASON
STATIC! WHERE ?DID YOU COME FROM
THEY'RE HAVIN' A WHITE .SALE ON THE FIFTH FLOOR
YOU'D THINK THE BAD GUYS WOULD .KNOW ABOUT SILENT ALARMS BY NOW
THAT'S US... SILENT .BUT ALARMING
!Static: LOOK OUT !SHE'S GASSING
?SHALL WE
WELL, THAT'S ONE DOWN
YOU'LL LEARN NOT TO DISTURB A WOMAN
!WHEN SHE'S OUT SHOPPING
TAKIN' "SHOP TILL YOU DROP" A LITTLE ?TOO LITERALLY, DON'T YOU THINK
UH-OH. GAS LEAK. HOW ?DO WE CONTAIN HER
[[MUFFLED YELLS
SAY IT LOUD! WE !BAD AND WE PROUD
?HUH
YOU KNOW, I ALWAYS KNEW BEING A SUPERHERO
,WOULD GIVE YOU A BIG HEAD
!BUT THAT IS RIDICULOUS
!HEY! IT'S ME
,"COMING SOON... HEROES
?"A BERNIE RAST PRODUCTION
? "" STARRING STATIC
LOOKS LIKE YOU GOT .YOUR OWN TV SHOW
?SINCE WHEN
I JUST GOTTA DOT .A COUPLE OF Is
,AND CROSS SOME Ts, BABY .AND STATIC'S AS GOOD AS IN
TELL THAT PRETTY WIFE .OF YOURS I SAID HELLO
.WE'LL DO LUNCH NEXT WEEK .ALL RIGHT
,♪ WHATEVER YOU PERCEIVE YOU CAN ACHIEVE ♪
?IS THIS SOY MILK IN HERE
.I, UM, ORDERED IT WITH SOY
BUT YOU DIDN'T PERSONALLY WITNESS THEM
POUR THE SOY MILK !INTO MY COFFEE
WELL, I... I, UM
TAKE THIS BACK, AND THIS !TIME MAKE SURE IT'S SOY MILK
EVEN IF IT MEANS
CLIMBING BEHIND THE COUNTER !AND POURING IT YOURSELF
?GOT THAT, BRADLEY
!IT'S BRANDON? WHATEVER
,UM... M-MR. RAST I WAS JUST WONDERING
IF YOU'D HAD A CHANCE ?TO READ MY SCRIPT YET
MAYBE I'LL GET TO .IT THIS WEEKEND
WELL, UH, SEE, THE THING IS
YOU'VE BEEN SAYING THAT FOR THE PAST 5 MONTHS NOW
LOOK, KID, THERE ARE MORE IMPORTANT THINGS
!GOING ON AROUND HERE RIGHT NOW
AND ONE OF THEM HAPPENS TO !BE STANDING IN THE WINDOW
,HEY, HEY
STATIC! JUST THE .MAN I WANTED TO SEE
BRIAN, GO GET MY MAN .HERE SOMETHING TO DRINK
.WATER? GO GET HIM SOME WATER
?ARE YOU MAKING A SHOW ABOUT ME
.NOT ABOUT YOU. THE SHOW IS YOU
BABY, IT'S REALITY TV. I'VE PRODUCED ,SHOWS ABOUT COPS, PARAMEDICS
POLITICIANS... YOU NAME IT
SO WHEN IT CAME TIME TO DO A SHOW ABOUT SUPERHEROES, HA HA
?GUESS WHOSE NAME CAME UP FIRST
.BATMAN
,AH... ACTUALLY, SUPERMAN
.BUT YOU WERE RIGHT UP THERE
PEOPLE DIG YOU. YOU'VE GOT FANS ALL ACROSS THE COUNTRY
WONDERING JUST WHAT IS IT THAT MAKES .YOU TICK, AND WE'RE GONNA SHOW 'EM
SO YOU START BY PUTTING UP ADS
BEFORE I EVEN ?AGREE TO ANYTHING
HEY, THAT'S JUST THE .WAY THE BUSINESS WORKS
YOU GOTTA GENERATE ,A LITTLE HEAT, BABY
!A LITTLE EL-EC-TRIC-I-TAY
.OW
.SORRY, MR. RAST .IT'S NOT FOR ME
OF COURSE NOT. IT'S FOR THEM
THE STREET KIDS, THE .KIDS WITH NO FUTURE
,THEY NEED HOPE, A ROLE MODEL
.SOMEONE LIKE YOU
EVEN IF THE SHOW HELPED ,ONE OF THEM, JUST ONE
?WOULDN'T IT BE WORTH IT
AND ALL YOU WANNA DO IS FOLLOW .ME AROUND WITH YOUR CAMERAS
YOU WON'T EVEN .KNOW WE'RE THERE
.I'M BORED
.YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO LOOK BORED
?YEAH, BUT FOR HOW LONG
.RAST IS PAYING US 10 BUCKS AN HOUR ?WHO CARES
AND BERNIE SAYS WE'LL HARDLY .EVEN NOTICE THEY'RE THERE
THEY'RE NOT BRINGING THEIR ?CAMERAS IN HERE, ARE THEY
OH, YEAH. THEY'RE GONNA FILM EVERYTHING WE DO
EVEN WHEN WE GO .IN THE BATHROOM
.OF COURSE NOT! JUST ON PATROL
.OK. I'M UP FOR IT
AFTER ALL, MY MOM SAID I TOOK .THE BEST YEARBOOK PICTURE
?YEAH. AND HOW HARD CAN IT BE
IT'S JUST US DOING WHAT ?WE DO EVERY DAY, RIGHT
♪ PRECIOUS AS STONES ♪
♪ WORDS CAN HIT HOME... ♪
[[BACKGROUND CHATTER
!I NEED SOME DREADSHEEN, STAT
.YOU'RE IN MY LIGHT! THAT'S IT
.GIVE ME HEROIC !YEAH, THAT'S IT
?MORE ICED TEA
.LOVE SOME
.I LOVE YOUR MASK
.IT REALLY SETS OFF YOUR EYES
.THANK YOU .I DESIGNED IT MYSELF
OH, BROTHER. EVERYONE .THINKS THEY'RE A STAR
?WHAT'S ALL THIS
THIS HERE'S YOUR OPTIC CAMERA
AND THAT GUY THERE'S .THE MICROPHONE
THEY'RE POWERED BY .THIS TRANSMISSION BOX
MAKE SURE THIS GUY'S .ON ALL THE TIME
?THAT TOO MUCH FOR YOU, FLYBOY
.NO PROBLEM
,HEY, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN
!THE CO-STAR OF THIS SHOW
?SAVE IT. WHAT'S WRONG
THE STUDIO GUARDS .WOULDN'T LET ME THROUGH
THEY THOUGHT I WAS .A DELIVERY BOY
.CHILL OUT, MAN .YOU'RE HERE NOW
.HAVE SOME ICED TEA
WE WERE SUPPOSED TO HAVE .STARTED PATROL AN HOUR AGO
!HEY, HEY, HEY
?READY TO MAKE SOME MAGIC
.YOU MUST BE THE SIDEKICK
.THE PARTNER
UH-HUH. IT'S ABOUT .TIME YOU GOT HERE
JUST REMBER, TRY NOT TO GET ?BETWEEN STATIC AND THE CAMERAS, OK
I THOUGHT WE WOULDN'T .EVEN NOTICE THE CAMERAS
RAST HERE. START !THE HELICOPTERS
?Both: HELICOPTERS
!IT'S SHOW TIME, BOYS
IT'S LIKE GOING ON PATROL !WITH THE AIR FORCE
WE'RE RUNNING OUT .OF DAYLIGHT, BOYS
THERE'S GOTTA BE SOME .TROUBLE DOWN THERE. FIND IT
I THINK I SEE .SOMEONE JAYWALKING
![BEEP BEEP] WAIT
BACKPACK'S PICKING UP A .POLICE METAHUMAN ALERT
!IT'S ABOUT TIME
.OVER THERE
?Static: WHO'S THAT
.NEVER SEEN HIM BEFORE
.WELL, LET'S GO GET ACQUAINTED
I HATE TO TELL YOU ,THIS, WHOEVER YOU ARE
BUT BANK HOURS ARE .FROM 9:00 TO 5:00
?YOU HEAR THAT ?WHO NEEDS WRITERS
,YOU CAN CALL ME STARBURST
,AND AS FOR BANKING HOURS .I JUST EXTENDED THEM
I'M AFRAID I'LL HAVE .TO CHARGE YOU FOR THAT
[[EVIL LAUGH
WE'LL SEE HOW FUNNY .YOU THINK THIS IS
,♪ LITTLE BY LITTLE GONNA TAKE YOU DOWN ♪
♪ TAKE YOU DOWN ♪
HE'S GOT POWERS !JUST LIKE YOURS
,♪ STEP BY STEP GONNA TEAR YOU DOWN ♪
♪ GONNA TEAR YOU DOWN ♪
!HA HA HA HA HA
.I'VE NEVER DONE THAT BEFORE
!HAAAAH
IF I WERE CUTTING ,THE SHOW RIGHT NOW
THIS WOULD BE THE PERFECT .TIME FOR A COMMERCIAL BREAK
GOT ANY IDEAS HOW TO ?TAKE CARE OF THIS ONE
I THOUGHT YOU !WERE THE IDEA MAN
.Rast: COME ON, STATIC !DO SOMETHING
.WE'RE NOT SHOOTING A TALK SHOW
?WHAT ARE YOU DOING
GOTTA GIVE THE .PUBLIC WHAT IT WANTS
ANYWAY, WE BOTH HAVE .THE SAME POWERS
?HOW MUCH HARM CAN HE DO TO ME
.LET'S SEE WHAT YOU GOT, GOLDIE
HA HA! THAT'S WHAT !I'M TALKIN' ABOUT
.SMILE FOR THE CAMERAS
![GRUNTS] UHH
!AAH
!STATIC
?YOU OK, MAN
!OH... CUT
SO WE DIDN'T GET THE SCENE. SO YOU .WERE A LITTLE OFF TODAY... IT HAPPENS
THE IMPORTANT THING IS NEXT TIME ?YOU'LL BE READY FOR THIS GUY, RIGHT
!YOU GOT THAT RIGHT
.IF HE SHOWS UP AGAIN
HE'D BETTER SHOW UP AGAIN, BECAUSE RIGHT NOW
THE SHOW ENDS WITH OUR BIG STAR
CRAWLING OUT OF ,A PILE OF TRASH
AND SOMEHOW, I DON'T THINK THAT'S ! ?A RATINGS GRABBER, DO YOU
!DANG
.HEY, MAN, RELAX
I CAN'T GET OVER HOW STRONG !THAT STARBURST GUY WAS
EVERY TIME I AMPED UP MY .POWER, HE DID ME ONE BETTER
,IF WE'D PUT OUR HEADS TOGETHER
I'M SURE WE WOULD HAVE .COME UP WITH SOMETHING
?WHAT DOES THAT MEAN
YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE GONE .AFTER HIM LIKE THAT
WELL, SOMEONE HAD !TO DO SOMETHING
THAT SOMEONE DIDN'T HAVE TO DO IT ALL BY MYSELF
JUST TO SHOW OFF !FOR THE CAMERAS
OH, I GET IT. YOU'RE JEALOUS .'CAUSE THE SHOW'S ABOUT ME
I COULD CARE LESS .ABOUT THE SHOW
I WISH I WAS NEVER .EVEN PART OF IT
.NO ONE'S MAKING YOU
I WAS A SOLO ACT WAY .BEFORE YOU CAME ALONG
,WELL, IF THAT'S HOW YOU FEEL
.MAYBE I SHOULDN'T BE INVOLVED
.TELL RAST I QUIT
?THE SIDEKICK'S LATE AGAIN, HUH
.I... DON'T THINK HE'S COMING
ALL THE BETTER. I WAS GONNA .CUT AROUND HIM ANYWAY
SO, YOU READY TO ?TAKE ON STARBURST
.I GUESS SO
COME ON, KID! WE NEED A .BIG PERFORMANCE FROM YOU
THE SHOW, AS THEY !SAY, MUST GO ON
[[EXPLOSION
.THAT'S GOTTA BE HIM
[[SCREAMING
!AAH! NO
!OH, NO
?MOVIN' UP FROM ATMs, HUH
!AAH! NOT YOU AGAIN
AW, COME ON, GOLDIE. IS ?THAT ALL THE WELCOME I GET
I'M STARTING TO FEEL LIKE YOU .DON'T VALUE OUR TIME TOGETHER
.THEN AGAIN, MAYBE I'M WRONG
!STAY ON HIM
WHOO! THIS IS BETTER !THAN A FREEWAY CHASE
,♪ LITTLE BY LITTLE GONNA TAKE YOU DOWN ♪
♪ GONNA SHAKE YOU DOWN ♪
,♪ STEP BY STEP GONNA WEAR YOU OUT ♪
♪ GONNA TEAR YOU OUT ♪
!AAH! AAH
,♪ LITTLE BY LITTLE GONNA TAKE YOU DOWN ♪
♪ GONNA SHAKE YOU DOWN ♪
♪ BOW DOWN, DOWNTOWN ♪
♪ BOW DOWN, DOWNTOWN ♪
♪ BOW DOWN, DOWNTOWN ♪
♪ BOW DOWN, DOWNTOWN ♪
♪ LITTLE BY LITTLE BY LITTLE ♪
♪ LITTLE BY LITTLE ♪
.A LITTLE BOOST OUGHTA DO IT
!AAH! AAH
!WE HAVE A SHOW! WE HAVE A SHOW
!?WHAT
?SO, YOU WANT SOME MORE, HUH
?HUH
[[POWER AMPING UP
[[GROANING
!UHH... AHH
!AAH! AAH
♪ TO BE THE BEST I CAN BE ♪
♪ TELL A KID PRIDE HITS ZERO ♪
♪ THAT'S WHAT IT TAKES TO BE A HERO ♪
Announcer: HEROES
!NEXT WEEK
STATIC! [ECHO] Static !static
I NEVER IMAGINED STATIC .BEING ON A SHOW LIKE THAT
?SO YOU'RE NOT GONNA WATCH
?ARE YOU KIDDING !I'M ALL OVER IT
[[DOORBELL RINGS
.UH... DON'T GET UP .I'LL GET IT
?HEY, MR. H. IS VIRGIL HOME
.YEAH, HE'S UP IN HIS ROOM
.MM. BE CAREFUL UP THERE
HOMEBOY'S READY TO TEAR SOMEBODY'S HEAD OFF
!AND EAT IT
♪ WHATEVER YOU DEMAND ♪
,♪ NEVER IN YOUR WAY BY YOU I MUST STAY ♪
♪ DOESN'T MATTER THE HOUR OR THE TIME OF DAY ♪
[[KNOCK ON DOOR
.GO AWAY, SHARON !I'M NOT HUNGRY
THAT'S NOT WHAT THEY .TOLD ME DOWNSTAIRS
?WHAT DO YOU WANT
HEY, MAN, I JUST WANTED TO STOP BY
.AND SAY I'M SORRY
[SIGHS] YEAH
.I'M SORRY, TOO
.YOU WERE RIGHT .I WAS A LITTLE JEALOUS
,OK, I WAS A WHOLE LOT JEALOUS
BUT I SHOULDN'T HAVE .LET IT COME BETWEEN US
YOU? I WAS THE ONE ACTING .THE FOOL FOR THE CAMERAS
.YOU WERE RIGHT
I GUESS WE WERE BOTH RIGHT
.OR WRONG OR... WHATEVER
STUPID ME THOUGHT THAT HIGH TENSION .WIRES WOULD GIVE ME AN EDGE
THAT'S NOT STUPID. IT !SHOULD HAVE WORKED
STARBURST SHOULD !HAVE BEEN STARBUSTED
.NOTHING WORKS
WHATEVER I THROW AT HIM, HE .THROWS BACK, BUT STRONGER
IT'S ALMOST AS THOUGH .HE'S FEEDING OFF ME
HEY... MAYBE HE'S .NOT A METAHUMAN
PINKY, ARE YOU THINKING ?WHAT I'M THINKING
I CAN'T BELIEVE I GOTTA DO .ALL THIS STUPID STUFF MYSELF
!Static: COME ON
.RIGHT HERE, I'M DOIN' FINE
!BUT HERE, HE'S KICKIN' MY BUTT
YEAH... I DIDN'T WANNA .SAY ANYTHING ABOUT THAT
.WAIT! FREEZE THAT
[[CLICK
THE WIRES! THAT'S GOTTA BE WHERE .HE'S GETTING YOUR POWERS FROM
BUT HOW ARE THEY BEING ?TRANSMITTED FROM YOU TO HIM
.I HAVE A PRETTY GOOD IDEA
HEY
HAVE I EVER LIED ?TO THE NETWORK
I'M TELLING YOU, THIS !STATIC STUFF IS GREAT
!STUPENDOUS
,AS SOON AS I PUT IT TOGETHER I'LL SCREEN IT FOR YOU
AND THEN MAKE ROOM ON THE .SHELF FOR A FEW MORE AWARDS
!THIS STUFF IS THE BOMB !AH! YEAH
[SIGHS] AH
.IT'S A BOMB, ALL RIGHT !A STINK BOMB
GET THE RUBBER BAND !MAN ON THE PHONE
?THINKING OF REPLACING ME
NO. THINKING OF CHANGING THE NAME .OF THE SHOW FROM H E ROES TO L O SERS
I PUT MY REPUTATION .ON THE LINE, BUDDY
I PROMISED A SUPERHERO ,REALITY SHOW
AND ALL I'VE GOT IS FOOTAGE !OF A SUPER-SIZED BUTT-KICKING
!LISTEN UP
I KNOW HOW TO BRING ,DOWN STARBURST
BUT TO DO IT, YOU HAVE .TO FILM ME ONE MORE TIME
WHADDAYA SAY? YOU WANT ?A SHOW OR DON'T YOU
.OK. YOU GOT ONE MORE SHOT, KID
AND THIS TIME, YOU .BETTER DELIVER
.SEE YOU ON THE SET
Rast: YOU SURE ?HE'S GONNA SHOW UP
I'M SURE. IF I'M UP ,HERE MAKING A SHOW
.HE'S DOWN THERE MAKING TROUBLE
BETTER CLOSE THAT. WE'LL BE AT .THE MUSEUM BEFORE YOU KNOW IT
WHAT IN THE WORLD
!AAH! AAH
♪ IT'S MY TURN, IT'S MY TURN... ♪
[[TRAIN HORN HONKS
!OH! OH
,♪ IT'S MY TIME IT'S YOUR TIME... ♪
!WHAT... HEY
SORRY, SUNSHINE, BUT I'M PRETTY .SURE THESE DON'T BELONG TO YOU
.YOU CAN'T RUN FROM ME, STATIC
.I'LL ALWAYS BE FASTER .I'LL ALWAYS BE STRONGER
WHO'S RUNNING? I JUST WANTED TO TAKE IT SOMEPLACE
WHERE THEY COULD .SHOOT MY GOOD SIDE
!STAY ON IT
SO YOU ENJOY .PUBLIC HUMILIATION
.NOT THIS TIME
.I'VE GOT YOU FIGURED OUT
WHEN I REALIZED YOU WERE ,GETTING YOUR POWERS FROM ME
.I HAD GEAR CHECK THIS
TURNS OUT THIS .IS HOW MY POWERS
ARE BEING TRANSMITTED !BUT NOT ANYMORE
LOOKS LIKE YOUR .SHOW'S CANCELLED
[GROWLING
?WHY'S HE LOOKIN' AT THE CAMERA
!NOT... AGAIN! AAH
♪ STEP BACK, STEP BACK ♪
♪ SHOWDOWN, TIME'S UP ♪
♪ SHOWDOWN, TIME'S UP ♪
YOU
.THAT'S A WRAP
.NICELY DONE, PARTNER
WELL, I COULDN'T HAVE .DONE IT BY MYSELF
FIRST... GET ME A .SHOT OF THE HEROES
OK. NOW GET IN THERE .TIGHT ON THE VILLAIN
.YEAH. SMILE, PAL
!BRADLEY
!IT'S BRANDON
!BRANDON, YOU JERK
YOU CAN'T EVEN GET MY !NAME RIGHT ON CAMERA
?BUT WHY
I NEED MONEY TO ,PRODUCE MY SCREENPLAY
WHICH YOU NEVER EVEN .BOTHERED TO READ
THANKS A LOT. IF ONLY YOU HAD
JUST PAID ME EVEN THE ,SLIGHTEST AMOUNT OF ATTENTION
[I... [CELL PHONE RINGS
?YALLO
?NO KIDDING
WELL, HAS THE NETWORK ?SEEN THE RATINGS
NO, NO, NO. YOU TELL THEM I EXPECT 26 MORE EPISODES
?OR I'M WALKIN'. DO YOU HEAR ME
!BERNIE RAFT IS WALKIN'
AND I PUT REAL MILK IN !YOUR COFFEE EVERY TIME
!DO YOU HEAR THAT? WHOLE MILK
♪ ARE YOU READY?, HEY-EH ♪
♪ OH ♪
SO I READ IN THE PAPER THAT STARBURST
WAS A BRILLIANT PHYSICS STUDENT
WHO GOT BIT BY .THE HOLLYWOOD BUG
HEY, LOOK! "SEE DAKOTA'S ".HOTTEST CRIME-FIGHTING DUO
,STATIC AND GEAR ".ONLY ON H E ROES"
IT'S STRANGE HOW DREAMS OF .STARDOM CAN CHANGE A PERSON
YEAH. IT WOULD NEVER .HAPPEN TO US, THOUGH
!NOT A CHANCE
DOES YOUR NAME LOOK ?BIGGER THAN MINE
!OF COURSE
!HA HA HA! HA HA HA
♪ YES, I AM READY ♪
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