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♪ I HEAR THE PARTY, HEAR
THE PARTY, COME ON ♪
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,♪ WE SHOULD BE DANCIN'
SHOULD BE ROCKING ♪
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CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY WARNER BROS. TV
ANIMATION AND THE U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION
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!AAH! AAH
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?WHAT DO YOU THINK
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Static: WELL, THE SHOES
.ARE A LITTLE LAST-SEASON
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STATIC! WHERE
?DID YOU COME FROM
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THEY'RE HAVIN' A WHITE
.SALE ON THE FIFTH FLOOR
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YOU'D THINK THE BAD GUYS WOULD
.KNOW ABOUT SILENT ALARMS BY NOW
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THAT'S US... SILENT
.BUT ALARMING
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!Static: LOOK OUT
!SHE'S GASSING
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?SHALL WE
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WELL, THAT'S ONE DOWN
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YOU'LL LEARN NOT
TO DISTURB A WOMAN
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!WHEN SHE'S OUT SHOPPING
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TAKIN' "SHOP TILL YOU DROP" A LITTLE
?TOO LITERALLY, DON'T YOU THINK
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UH-OH. GAS LEAK. HOW
?DO WE CONTAIN HER
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[[MUFFLED YELLS
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SAY IT LOUD! WE
!BAD AND WE PROUD
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?HUH
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YOU KNOW, I ALWAYS
KNEW BEING A SUPERHERO
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,WOULD GIVE YOU A BIG HEAD
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!BUT THAT IS RIDICULOUS
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!HEY! IT'S ME
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,"COMING SOON... HEROES
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?"A BERNIE RAST PRODUCTION
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? "" STARRING STATIC
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LOOKS LIKE YOU GOT
.YOUR OWN TV SHOW
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?SINCE WHEN
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I JUST GOTTA DOT
.A COUPLE OF Is
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,AND CROSS SOME Ts, BABY
.AND STATIC'S AS GOOD AS IN
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TELL THAT PRETTY WIFE
.OF YOURS I SAID HELLO
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.WE'LL DO LUNCH
NEXT WEEK .ALL RIGHT
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,♪ WHATEVER YOU PERCEIVE
YOU CAN ACHIEVE ♪
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?IS THIS SOY MILK IN HERE
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.I, UM, ORDERED IT WITH SOY
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BUT YOU DIDN'T
PERSONALLY WITNESS THEM
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POUR THE SOY MILK
!INTO MY COFFEE
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WELL, I... I, UM
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TAKE THIS BACK, AND THIS
!TIME MAKE SURE IT'S SOY MILK
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EVEN IF IT MEANS
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CLIMBING BEHIND THE COUNTER
!AND POURING IT YOURSELF
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?GOT THAT, BRADLEY
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!IT'S BRANDON? WHATEVER
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,UM... M-MR. RAST
I WAS JUST WONDERING
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IF YOU'D HAD A CHANCE
?TO READ MY SCRIPT YET
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MAYBE I'LL GET TO
.IT THIS WEEKEND
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WELL, UH, SEE, THE THING IS
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YOU'VE BEEN SAYING THAT
FOR THE PAST 5 MONTHS NOW
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LOOK, KID, THERE ARE
MORE IMPORTANT THINGS
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!GOING ON AROUND HERE RIGHT NOW
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AND ONE OF THEM HAPPENS TO
!BE STANDING IN THE WINDOW
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,HEY, HEY
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STATIC! JUST THE
.MAN I WANTED TO SEE
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BRIAN, GO GET MY MAN
.HERE SOMETHING TO DRINK
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.WATER? GO GET HIM SOME WATER
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?ARE YOU MAKING A SHOW ABOUT ME
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.NOT ABOUT YOU. THE SHOW IS YOU
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BABY, IT'S REALITY TV. I'VE PRODUCED
,SHOWS ABOUT COPS, PARAMEDICS
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POLITICIANS... YOU NAME IT
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SO WHEN IT CAME TIME TO DO A
SHOW ABOUT SUPERHEROES, HA HA
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?GUESS WHOSE NAME CAME UP FIRST
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.BATMAN
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,AH... ACTUALLY, SUPERMAN
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.BUT YOU WERE RIGHT UP THERE
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PEOPLE DIG YOU. YOU'VE GOT
FANS ALL ACROSS THE COUNTRY
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WONDERING JUST WHAT IS IT THAT MAKES
.YOU TICK, AND WE'RE GONNA SHOW 'EM
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SO YOU START BY PUTTING UP ADS
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BEFORE I EVEN
?AGREE TO ANYTHING
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HEY, THAT'S JUST THE
.WAY THE BUSINESS WORKS
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YOU GOTTA GENERATE
,A LITTLE HEAT, BABY
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!A LITTLE EL-EC-TRIC-I-TAY
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.OW
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.SORRY, MR. RAST
.IT'S NOT FOR ME
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OF COURSE NOT. IT'S FOR THEM
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THE STREET KIDS, THE
.KIDS WITH NO FUTURE
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,THEY NEED HOPE, A ROLE MODEL
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.SOMEONE LIKE YOU
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EVEN IF THE SHOW HELPED
,ONE OF THEM, JUST ONE
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?WOULDN'T IT BE WORTH IT
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AND ALL YOU WANNA DO IS FOLLOW
.ME AROUND WITH YOUR CAMERAS
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YOU WON'T EVEN
.KNOW WE'RE THERE
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.I'M BORED
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.YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO LOOK BORED
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?YEAH, BUT FOR HOW LONG
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.RAST IS PAYING US 10
BUCKS AN HOUR ?WHO CARES
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AND BERNIE SAYS WE'LL HARDLY
.EVEN NOTICE THEY'RE THERE
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THEY'RE NOT BRINGING THEIR
?CAMERAS IN HERE, ARE THEY
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OH, YEAH. THEY'RE GONNA
FILM EVERYTHING WE DO
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EVEN WHEN WE GO
.IN THE BATHROOM
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.OF COURSE NOT! JUST ON PATROL
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.OK. I'M UP FOR IT
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AFTER ALL, MY MOM SAID I TOOK
.THE BEST YEARBOOK PICTURE
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?YEAH. AND HOW HARD CAN IT BE
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IT'S JUST US DOING WHAT
?WE DO EVERY DAY, RIGHT
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♪ PRECIOUS AS STONES ♪
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♪ WORDS CAN HIT HOME... ♪
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[[BACKGROUND CHATTER
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!I NEED SOME DREADSHEEN, STAT
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.YOU'RE IN MY LIGHT! THAT'S IT
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.GIVE ME HEROIC
!YEAH, THAT'S IT
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?MORE ICED TEA
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.LOVE SOME
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.I LOVE YOUR MASK
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.IT REALLY SETS OFF YOUR EYES
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.THANK YOU .I
DESIGNED IT MYSELF
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OH, BROTHER. EVERYONE
.THINKS THEY'RE A STAR
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?WHAT'S ALL THIS
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THIS HERE'S YOUR OPTIC CAMERA
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AND THAT GUY THERE'S
.THE MICROPHONE
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THEY'RE POWERED BY
.THIS TRANSMISSION BOX
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MAKE SURE THIS GUY'S
.ON ALL THE TIME
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?THAT TOO MUCH FOR YOU, FLYBOY
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.NO PROBLEM
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,HEY, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN
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!THE CO-STAR OF THIS SHOW
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?SAVE IT. WHAT'S WRONG
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THE STUDIO GUARDS
.WOULDN'T LET ME THROUGH
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THEY THOUGHT I WAS
.A DELIVERY BOY
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.CHILL OUT, MAN
.YOU'RE HERE NOW
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.HAVE SOME ICED TEA
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WE WERE SUPPOSED TO HAVE
.STARTED PATROL AN HOUR AGO
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!HEY, HEY, HEY
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?READY TO MAKE SOME MAGIC
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.YOU MUST BE THE SIDEKICK
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.THE PARTNER
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UH-HUH. IT'S ABOUT
.TIME YOU GOT HERE
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JUST REMBER, TRY NOT TO GET
?BETWEEN STATIC AND THE CAMERAS, OK
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I THOUGHT WE WOULDN'T
.EVEN NOTICE THE CAMERAS
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RAST HERE. START
!THE HELICOPTERS
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?Both: HELICOPTERS
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!IT'S SHOW TIME, BOYS
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IT'S LIKE GOING ON PATROL
!WITH THE AIR FORCE
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WE'RE RUNNING OUT
.OF DAYLIGHT, BOYS
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THERE'S GOTTA BE SOME
.TROUBLE DOWN THERE. FIND IT
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I THINK I SEE
.SOMEONE JAYWALKING
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![BEEP BEEP] WAIT
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BACKPACK'S PICKING UP A
.POLICE METAHUMAN ALERT
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!IT'S ABOUT TIME
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.OVER THERE
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?Static: WHO'S THAT
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.NEVER SEEN HIM BEFORE
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.WELL, LET'S GO GET ACQUAINTED
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I HATE TO TELL YOU
,THIS, WHOEVER YOU ARE
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BUT BANK HOURS ARE
.FROM 9:00 TO 5:00
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?YOU HEAR THAT
?WHO NEEDS WRITERS
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,YOU CAN CALL ME STARBURST
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,AND AS FOR BANKING HOURS
.I JUST EXTENDED THEM
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I'M AFRAID I'LL HAVE
.TO CHARGE YOU FOR THAT
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[[EVIL LAUGH
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WE'LL SEE HOW FUNNY
.YOU THINK THIS IS
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,♪ LITTLE BY LITTLE
GONNA TAKE YOU DOWN ♪
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♪ TAKE YOU DOWN ♪
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HE'S GOT POWERS
!JUST LIKE YOURS
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,♪ STEP BY STEP
GONNA TEAR YOU DOWN ♪
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♪ GONNA TEAR YOU DOWN ♪
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!HA HA HA HA HA
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.I'VE NEVER DONE THAT BEFORE
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!HAAAAH
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IF I WERE CUTTING
,THE SHOW RIGHT NOW
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THIS WOULD BE THE PERFECT
.TIME FOR A COMMERCIAL BREAK
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GOT ANY IDEAS HOW TO
?TAKE CARE OF THIS ONE
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I THOUGHT YOU
!WERE THE IDEA MAN
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.Rast: COME ON,
STATIC !DO SOMETHING
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.WE'RE NOT SHOOTING A TALK SHOW
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?WHAT ARE YOU DOING
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GOTTA GIVE THE
.PUBLIC WHAT IT WANTS
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ANYWAY, WE BOTH HAVE
.THE SAME POWERS
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?HOW MUCH HARM CAN HE DO TO ME
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.LET'S SEE WHAT YOU GOT, GOLDIE
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HA HA! THAT'S WHAT
!I'M TALKIN' ABOUT
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.SMILE FOR THE CAMERAS
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![GRUNTS] UHH
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!AAH
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!STATIC
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?YOU OK, MAN
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!OH... CUT
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SO WE DIDN'T GET THE SCENE. SO YOU
.WERE A LITTLE OFF TODAY... IT HAPPENS
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THE IMPORTANT THING IS NEXT TIME
?YOU'LL BE READY FOR THIS GUY, RIGHT
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!YOU GOT THAT RIGHT
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.IF HE SHOWS UP AGAIN
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HE'D BETTER SHOW UP
AGAIN, BECAUSE RIGHT NOW
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THE SHOW ENDS WITH OUR BIG STAR
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CRAWLING OUT OF
,A PILE OF TRASH
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AND SOMEHOW, I DON'T THINK THAT'S !
?A RATINGS GRABBER, DO YOU
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!DANG
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.HEY, MAN, RELAX
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I CAN'T GET OVER HOW STRONG
!THAT STARBURST GUY WAS
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EVERY TIME I AMPED UP MY
.POWER, HE DID ME ONE BETTER
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,IF WE'D PUT OUR HEADS TOGETHER
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I'M SURE WE WOULD HAVE
.COME UP WITH SOMETHING
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?WHAT DOES THAT MEAN
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YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE GONE
.AFTER HIM LIKE THAT
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WELL, SOMEONE HAD
!TO DO SOMETHING
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THAT SOMEONE DIDN'T HAVE
TO DO IT ALL BY MYSELF
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JUST TO SHOW OFF
!FOR THE CAMERAS
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OH, I GET IT. YOU'RE JEALOUS
.'CAUSE THE SHOW'S ABOUT ME
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I COULD CARE LESS
.ABOUT THE SHOW
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I WISH I WAS NEVER
.EVEN PART OF IT
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.NO ONE'S MAKING YOU
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I WAS A SOLO ACT WAY
.BEFORE YOU CAME ALONG
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,WELL, IF THAT'S HOW YOU FEEL
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.MAYBE I SHOULDN'T BE INVOLVED
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.TELL RAST I QUIT
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?THE SIDEKICK'S LATE AGAIN, HUH
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.I... DON'T THINK HE'S COMING
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ALL THE BETTER. I WAS GONNA
.CUT AROUND HIM ANYWAY
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SO, YOU READY TO
?TAKE ON STARBURST
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.I GUESS SO
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COME ON, KID! WE NEED A
.BIG PERFORMANCE FROM YOU
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THE SHOW, AS THEY
!SAY, MUST GO ON
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[[EXPLOSION
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.THAT'S GOTTA BE HIM
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[[SCREAMING
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!AAH! NO
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!OH, NO
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?MOVIN' UP FROM ATMs, HUH
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!AAH! NOT YOU AGAIN
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AW, COME ON, GOLDIE. IS
?THAT ALL THE WELCOME I GET
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I'M STARTING TO FEEL LIKE YOU
.DON'T VALUE OUR TIME TOGETHER
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.THEN AGAIN, MAYBE I'M WRONG
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!STAY ON HIM
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WHOO! THIS IS BETTER
!THAN A FREEWAY CHASE
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,♪ LITTLE BY LITTLE
GONNA TAKE YOU DOWN ♪
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♪ GONNA SHAKE YOU DOWN ♪
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,♪ STEP BY STEP
GONNA WEAR YOU OUT ♪
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♪ GONNA TEAR YOU OUT ♪
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!AAH! AAH
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,♪ LITTLE BY LITTLE
GONNA TAKE YOU DOWN ♪
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♪ GONNA SHAKE YOU DOWN ♪
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♪ BOW DOWN, DOWNTOWN ♪
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♪ BOW DOWN, DOWNTOWN ♪
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♪ BOW DOWN, DOWNTOWN ♪
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♪ BOW DOWN, DOWNTOWN ♪
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♪ LITTLE BY LITTLE BY LITTLE ♪
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♪ LITTLE BY LITTLE ♪
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.A LITTLE BOOST OUGHTA DO IT
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!AAH! AAH
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!WE HAVE A SHOW! WE HAVE A SHOW
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!?WHAT
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?SO, YOU WANT SOME MORE, HUH
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?HUH
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[[POWER AMPING UP
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[[GROANING
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!UHH... AHH
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!AAH! AAH
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♪ TO BE THE BEST I CAN BE ♪
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♪ TELL A KID PRIDE HITS ZERO ♪
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♪ THAT'S WHAT IT
TAKES TO BE A HERO ♪
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Announcer: HEROES
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!NEXT WEEK
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STATIC! [ECHO] Static !static
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I NEVER IMAGINED STATIC
.BEING ON A SHOW LIKE THAT
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?SO YOU'RE NOT GONNA WATCH
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?ARE YOU KIDDING
!I'M ALL OVER IT
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[[DOORBELL RINGS
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.UH... DON'T GET
UP .I'LL GET IT
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?HEY, MR. H. IS VIRGIL HOME
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.YEAH, HE'S UP IN HIS ROOM
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.MM. BE CAREFUL UP THERE
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HOMEBOY'S READY TO TEAR
SOMEBODY'S HEAD OFF
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!AND EAT IT
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♪ WHATEVER YOU DEMAND ♪
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,♪ NEVER IN YOUR WAY
BY YOU I MUST STAY ♪
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♪ DOESN'T MATTER THE
HOUR OR THE TIME OF DAY ♪
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[[KNOCK ON DOOR
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.GO AWAY, SHARON
!I'M NOT HUNGRY
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THAT'S NOT WHAT THEY
.TOLD ME DOWNSTAIRS
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?WHAT DO YOU WANT
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HEY, MAN, I JUST
WANTED TO STOP BY
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.AND SAY I'M SORRY
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[SIGHS] YEAH
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.I'M SORRY, TOO
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.YOU WERE RIGHT .I
WAS A LITTLE JEALOUS
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,OK, I WAS A WHOLE LOT JEALOUS
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BUT I SHOULDN'T HAVE
.LET IT COME BETWEEN US
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YOU? I WAS THE ONE ACTING
.THE FOOL FOR THE CAMERAS
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.YOU WERE RIGHT
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I GUESS WE WERE BOTH RIGHT
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.OR WRONG OR... WHATEVER
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STUPID ME THOUGHT THAT HIGH TENSION
.WIRES WOULD GIVE ME AN EDGE
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THAT'S NOT STUPID. IT
!SHOULD HAVE WORKED
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STARBURST SHOULD
!HAVE BEEN STARBUSTED
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.NOTHING WORKS
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WHATEVER I THROW AT HIM, HE
.THROWS BACK, BUT STRONGER
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IT'S ALMOST AS THOUGH
.HE'S FEEDING OFF ME
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HEY... MAYBE HE'S
.NOT A METAHUMAN
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PINKY, ARE YOU THINKING
?WHAT I'M THINKING
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I CAN'T BELIEVE I GOTTA DO
.ALL THIS STUPID STUFF MYSELF
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!Static: COME ON
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.RIGHT HERE, I'M DOIN' FINE
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!BUT HERE, HE'S KICKIN' MY BUTT
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YEAH... I DIDN'T WANNA
.SAY ANYTHING ABOUT THAT
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.WAIT! FREEZE THAT
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[[CLICK
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THE WIRES! THAT'S GOTTA BE WHERE
.HE'S GETTING YOUR POWERS FROM
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BUT HOW ARE THEY BEING
?TRANSMITTED FROM YOU TO HIM
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.I HAVE A PRETTY GOOD IDEA
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HEY
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HAVE I EVER LIED
?TO THE NETWORK
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I'M TELLING YOU, THIS
!STATIC STUFF IS GREAT
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!STUPENDOUS
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,AS SOON AS I PUT IT TOGETHER
I'LL SCREEN IT FOR YOU
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AND THEN MAKE ROOM ON THE
.SHELF FOR A FEW MORE AWARDS
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!THIS STUFF IS THE BOMB !AH!
YEAH
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[SIGHS] AH
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.IT'S A BOMB, ALL
RIGHT !A STINK BOMB
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GET THE RUBBER BAND
!MAN ON THE PHONE
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?THINKING OF REPLACING ME
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NO. THINKING OF CHANGING THE NAME
.OF THE SHOW FROM H E ROES TO L O SERS
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I PUT MY REPUTATION
.ON THE LINE, BUDDY
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I PROMISED A SUPERHERO
,REALITY SHOW
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AND ALL I'VE GOT IS FOOTAGE
!OF A SUPER-SIZED BUTT-KICKING
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!LISTEN UP
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I KNOW HOW TO BRING
,DOWN STARBURST
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BUT TO DO IT, YOU HAVE
.TO FILM ME ONE MORE TIME
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WHADDAYA SAY? YOU WANT
?A SHOW OR DON'T YOU
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.OK. YOU GOT ONE MORE SHOT, KID
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AND THIS TIME, YOU
.BETTER DELIVER
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.SEE YOU ON THE SET
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Rast: YOU SURE
?HE'S GONNA SHOW UP
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I'M SURE. IF I'M UP
,HERE MAKING A SHOW
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.HE'S DOWN THERE MAKING TROUBLE
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BETTER CLOSE THAT. WE'LL BE AT
.THE MUSEUM BEFORE YOU KNOW IT
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WHAT IN THE WORLD
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!AAH! AAH
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♪ IT'S MY TURN, IT'S MY TURN... ♪
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[[TRAIN HORN HONKS
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!OH! OH
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,♪ IT'S MY TIME
IT'S YOUR TIME... ♪
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!WHAT... HEY
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SORRY, SUNSHINE, BUT I'M PRETTY
.SURE THESE DON'T BELONG TO YOU
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.YOU CAN'T RUN FROM ME, STATIC
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.I'LL ALWAYS BE FASTER
.I'LL ALWAYS BE STRONGER
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WHO'S RUNNING? I JUST
WANTED TO TAKE IT SOMEPLACE
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WHERE THEY COULD
.SHOOT MY GOOD SIDE
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!STAY ON IT
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SO YOU ENJOY
.PUBLIC HUMILIATION
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.NOT THIS TIME
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.I'VE GOT YOU FIGURED OUT
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WHEN I REALIZED YOU WERE
,GETTING YOUR POWERS FROM ME
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.I HAD GEAR CHECK THIS
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TURNS OUT THIS
.IS HOW MY POWERS
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ARE BEING TRANSMITTED
!BUT NOT ANYMORE
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LOOKS LIKE YOUR
.SHOW'S CANCELLED
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[GROWLING
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?WHY'S HE LOOKIN' AT THE CAMERA
348
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!NOT... AGAIN! AAH
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♪ STEP BACK, STEP BACK ♪
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♪ SHOWDOWN, TIME'S UP ♪
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♪ SHOWDOWN, TIME'S UP ♪
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YOU
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.THAT'S A WRAP
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.NICELY DONE, PARTNER
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WELL, I COULDN'T HAVE
.DONE IT BY MYSELF
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FIRST... GET ME A
.SHOT OF THE HEROES
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OK. NOW GET IN THERE
.TIGHT ON THE VILLAIN
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.YEAH. SMILE, PAL
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!BRADLEY
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!IT'S BRANDON
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!BRANDON, YOU JERK
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YOU CAN'T EVEN GET MY
!NAME RIGHT ON CAMERA
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?BUT WHY
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I NEED MONEY TO
,PRODUCE MY SCREENPLAY
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WHICH YOU NEVER EVEN
.BOTHERED TO READ
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THANKS A LOT. IF ONLY YOU HAD
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JUST PAID ME EVEN THE
,SLIGHTEST AMOUNT OF ATTENTION
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[I... [CELL PHONE RINGS
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?YALLO
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?NO KIDDING
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00:20:03,134 --> 00:20:05,334
WELL, HAS THE NETWORK
?SEEN THE RATINGS
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NO, NO, NO. YOU TELL THEM
I EXPECT 26 MORE EPISODES
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?OR I'M WALKIN'. DO YOU HEAR ME
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!BERNIE RAFT IS WALKIN'
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AND I PUT REAL MILK IN
!YOUR COFFEE EVERY TIME
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!DO YOU HEAR THAT? WHOLE MILK
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♪ ARE YOU READY?, HEY-EH ♪
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♪ OH ♪
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SO I READ IN THE
PAPER THAT STARBURST
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WAS A BRILLIANT PHYSICS STUDENT
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00:20:24,900 --> 00:20:27,102
WHO GOT BIT BY
.THE HOLLYWOOD BUG
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HEY, LOOK! "SEE DAKOTA'S
".HOTTEST CRIME-FIGHTING DUO
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,STATIC AND GEAR
".ONLY ON H E ROES"
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IT'S STRANGE HOW DREAMS OF
.STARDOM CAN CHANGE A PERSON
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YEAH. IT WOULD NEVER
.HAPPEN TO US, THOUGH
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!NOT A CHANCE
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00:20:42,067 --> 00:20:44,167
DOES YOUR NAME LOOK
?BIGGER THAN MINE
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!OF COURSE
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!HA HA HA! HA HA HA
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♪ YES, I AM READY ♪
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