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Hera, I was not myself yesterday.

This is probably your moonshine.

OK.

I understand.

Judging by the amount of endorphins, Are you sad.

Enable funny video compilation with the injuries of drunken primates?

Keep social distance.

Salivation was recorded. Stop. Can you hear me?

This is what sex is.

Yes. Shame on you?

I soon.

Glad it's me without training.

I can do better.

Did I make you sad somehow?

No. I just feel so sorry for you.

How do you live with such a small penis?

penis... penis...

Gera. Hera, wake up.

You had a terrible nightmare.

Thank you.

Don't worry, it's just a dream.

There was no intercourse.

Book you a psychologist?

Good morning.

Friends voted today for sunny weather and comfortable +23.

Shall we brush our teeth?

No, thanks.

Hera, this is a rhetorical question.

Place your toothbrush in your mouth.

Ready.

This is a general purpose printer.

I can print household supplies, clothes, food.

In general, everything: from buttons to potato pie.

Can you do potato buttons too?

Of course. Remember this dish as a favorite?

Don't you think we're in vain got involved in an adventure with this Hero?

What was to be done?

After five meters, the migration of deer beetles.

Hera knows nothing here.

Kill the beetle - we answer.

Mom, don't worry.

Hera is not a typical primate.

There is intelligence in his eyes.

Rye boot with protein cream is ready.

Enjoy your meal.

Hera, it's us.

Come in. Haven't you had breakfast yet?

Hera, do you even realize full responsibility?

My daughter and I risked everything for you.

Of course. I will not let you down.

You have 300 social points on your ring.

If they run out, we will all be reset to zero.

- Is that a lot? - Enough.

If you comply the rules of our society.

Understood.

Is it even possible to go outside?

You haven't finished your rye shoe yet.

No, I won't do it again.

In this case, the fine for the misuse of resources.

Bitch.

What are the words, Hera?

Hold on. Just don't eat it, it's a spoon.

They do am-am to her.

I know.

Let's go to.

What are you! This is a hidden abuse.

- What? - Abuse is aggression.

You insulted her with your displeased tone.

And talk to me as with a half-wit - normal?

Sorry. We have many more prejudices about primates.

We don't like being called primates.

It is possible at the place of residence: Muscovite.

OK.

See? We make each other better.

By the way, about yesterday.

This is the best coffee in town.

Let's go to?

Beauty, are you last in line?

What you said?

Is she a beauty? And then who am I? Freak?

Friends, forgive him.

He's just a Muscovite.

- I love you, friends. - Let's go to.

- Let's go to. - And why didn’t you like the “beauty”?

Highlighting the advantages of some, you are insulting others.

How difficult it is.

Well, sorry, I'll learn.

Together we'll make it.

Here you are breaking it again.

Keep social distance.

- Glad! - Hi friend.

Hello.

Wow! Are you that primate?

- Moskvich. - Yeah.

And I am Iya.

Muscovite, come with us to play volleyball?

No, he can't.

Why is this?

We used to have a ball until it broke.

But two hats turned out.

You'd better stay at home.

And here is the abuse.

I felt very uncomfortable right now.

Glad, why are you like this?

He is a guest of our city. Let's go to.

Let's!

Hold it!

Let it go!

Aggression has no place here.

Yes? He took my wife.

Like I said, it was dark.

Really, Roma.

Well, there was no light, so he beguiled.

With what? With your hand?

Quiet you.

Yulik, with electricity something needs to be decided.

So how is it obtained?

Yes, how? The baron sent our moonshine to the city, they get electricity in return.

So.

What if we do the same?

Good idea.

Only the Baron kept in touch with the city.

Tom, can you help me with the work?

I can.

in school toilets ruff manager required.

Tom, this is not funny.

And I think it's funny.

Although, ruff-manager, perhaps too prestigious job for such a bitch.

What are you waiting for fines? And they won't.

Because I am the power here.

But this is not for long.

I put forward my candidacy as Mother of the City.

Register first.

You won't be able to collect 20 signatures.

- Who are you? - Julius.

I have a business proposal for you.

I change moonshine for electricity.

Women don't use this abomination.

And don't call here again.

Meet this is our a new member of the Hera society.

Hey Gera. I am Uva.

Hi friend.

And the truth is that you score old people's stones

who can no longer hunt?

Of course not.

We drown them.

So faster.

It's sarcasm.

Do you also take humor courses?

What purple are you?

Let's play now.

Well, since the Rada came, you have no place on the team.

Well, nothing, I'm used to it. I love you, girlfriends.

Don't you think it was an abuse?

What?

Well, they didn't take you to play because you are short.

No. They don't say why don't call me to the game.

But what you said is bullshit.

What do you have, anyone can just fine?

Only for violation.

And if you don't agree you can appeal.

It's clear. Love you friend.

Goal!

Well done, friend!

We don't enjoy goals.

Why?

It's disrespectful to the other team.

2:0!

What? I'm not happy about it.

We are not here to to find out which of us is better.

Sport is health, not competition.

Why load your head with extra numbers?

How? Because it's interesting.

First to score 25 goals, he won.

Friends, let's try on the account, shall we?

Suddenly so the truth is more interesting?

Don't. Well, suddenly you feel offended, if you lose.

Why do we lose in the first place?

We continue! Gera, count the goals!

That is, you propose to equalize the rights humans and primates? And then what?

These animals will lead here their tribe, everyone will be raped

and get infected with murine herpes.

That's what it will tell you any woman in Two Hills.

Not a woman, but a friend.

I will hear again - and I will extend the house arrest.

What should I do?

I was only able to collect half of the signatures.

It's good that in Two Hills not only friends live.

Who else?

Just purple.

The magic of form and style.

New collection of Marina Batmanova.

No one else in Two Hills has that.

Wait a minute. What is natural moss?

No, of course not. Artificial.

Guys, I'll tell you a secret.

They're just trying to buy us.

No, I just wanted get to know each other better

and discuss with you election program.

- Tell? - No need.

The first impression is hopelessly ruined.

Give her hats back.

Lucius, but there are such cool ears.

Take it off, I said.

Seed savers are not for sale.

This hamster is already tired.

Well, Yulik, I've decided what about electricity?

That's a bee.

The baron, of course, was still that spit, but even he did not jump off the questions.

19:18!

Hold the zone.

Take care of yourself, friend.

Hey girlfriends!

Girlfriends, we're starting to get nervous lash out at each other.

That's what the score game leads to.

Typical patriarchy.

But if you're afraid of losing we can finish.

Okay, let's play.

Gathered friends.

Love you.

Maybe for good luck?

Of course.

Let's!

20:18!

Glad you're not happy.

- Good luck. - Please.

- Good luck. - Good luck.

He's not even a seed keeper.

What's the difference?

It works, doesn't it?

Lucius!

I wanted to say that I'm ready fight for the rights of homo sapienssexuals.

I believe that society should be more tolerant of them.

And in the future I guarantee that mating between people will be the norm.

Do you think this is the norm?

I am yes. Of course.

Prove it.

I want to mate with you.

But I am a potential Mother of the City.

How dare you suggest this to me?

OK.

Then at least show your breasts.

And I guarantee that everything the keepers of the seed will support you.

Everything?

- Can I take a picture? - Not.

Then a couple more minutes. I'll remember.

His flask whistles completely.

Yulik. This is ... they will bite.

my grandfather once so rattled, like my wife.

Yes, you don't understand.

Bees are the most purple.

Explained as explained.

The bees are almost completely extinct. at the end of the oil age.

Honey is made from bees.

And honey is the rarest delicacy in the world.

Why were you silent?

If we have honey, we can exchange it for electricity.

Listen, maggots are of any value?

I'm here it's ... how is it?

I know one place, there they are ...

Valim!

Set up a block!

Yes! Smell solariums!

What are you doing?

Oh, and I accidentally.

Control ball.

My!

How are you, friend?

Oh you bitch!

Hey, what are you?

What are you? Get off me! Get off!

They didn't take me because I'm small?

Twenty signatures.

Just like you asked, friend.

Don't you hear the rattle?

Get on the sidelines.

Let it ride with us.

Your primacy is already in history.

So you are not waiting for the election, and zeroing, girlfriend.

What does "there was no fight" mean?

Have you seen yourself?

It's like a wolverine attacked you.

Wolverine.

Well, so be it cover this primate?

Vera Nadezhdovna, there was no fight.

Shut up. You are an interested person.

But it's true.

The ball flew into the bushes, and we climbed look for him and get a little scratched.

OK. OK.

But I will personally call each of you to the sofa.

Go.

I'm at City Hall now...

and then we'll talk to you.

Girlfriend, I'm thinking so clearly right now.

Please forgive me. I acted like a bitch.

- Don't care. - And forgive me.

- Love you friend. - And I - you.

And I you too.

I told you: stay at home.

We could all be reset today.

Well, it ended well.

Have you also studied law?

Hera, we need to mix our communication to a minimum.

You're a bad influence on me.

Yay, let's go.

Well, moles are rough?

How do you live without electricity? Fine?

Nothing, let's be patient.

You were tolerated.

Yulik will return from the city, electricity will be like shit behind the bath.

Yeah.

Stop! What do you have? Mouse herpes?

No. The bees bit me.

Their teeth are so sharp.

OK. Just sit back.

Buckwheat.

You will have electricity.

I don't need him.

Better take me to Two Hills.