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Welcome to Two Hills.

Mom, don't worry.

I promise that I will behave perfectly.

And I.

And thank you in general.

You.

For saying a word. She said.

- And what's that? Pistol? - No, what are you?

All weapons were destroyed half a century ago.

And this is a tranquilizer injector "Komarik".

Yes.

When I can't sleep one shot and that's it.

Sleep like the dead.

Yes.

We have arrived at our destination.

How quickly time flies!

Can?

See? It doesn't hurt at all.

Like a mosquito bite.

It was the only opportunity save you.

Vera Nadezhdovna, to you - Elena Zoevna.

Let it in.

And activate the mode psychological pressure.

Understood.

Vera Nadezhdovna, I understand that work And I can't get my social status back.

But let me get my daughter back.

Please don't reset it.

Your mother has been walking all her life against our healthy society.

And despite this, I did give you a chance.

Because I saw a bone in you.

But as they say: "A chestnut will not grow an apple."

And your daughter proved it.

What if I bring the primate back to the city?

What for?

Girlfriends in the streets whisper: "How could a primate get into Two Hills,

and then leave with impunity?

Maybe the Mother of the City didn’t see it?”

What, just like that they say: “I didn’t see it”?

Yes.

And on the nose - re-elections, your rating fluctuates.

But if you publicly punish the primacy ...

And show what you have Everything's under control…

And yet you have a bone.

He is just a primate.

And my daughter's life was at stake.

If you become a mother, you will understand.

Friends, I understand that you are already tired.

Third trial in a week.

But we have such a glaring case!

The primate has entered the city.

Pretended to be the keeper of the seed.

And defiled with his seed our seed bank.

I protest.

My seed was taken by force.

Thanks to the efforts of our policemen and personally Mother of the City

primacy will receive capital punishment - execution.

welcome to prison Two Hills, primate.

You will be executed in an hour.

Therefore, I advise you to have a delicious breakfast.

Have a good day.

Hour.

Ah ah ah!

It's basically a prison.

Are you listening to me at all?

What did I expect from a primate?

Glad!

Useless.

No one has ever escaped from our prison.

- Ay! - Like a mosquito bit.

Yulik, here.

What's this?

Tea mushroom. With a hangover - the most topchik.

Are you planning to poison me?

There is no such fungus.

- Well, did you find Rada? - Not.

But it is…

Here. Found a note.

What is there?

Some letters.

Give it to someone who can read.

"Grandfather, Rada and I returned to Two Hills."

Ditch.

Read on.

Maybe we should not? Here it is very positive.

Read.

“Mom Rada agreed on everything.

I will live in civilization.

Everything will be fine with me.

Just wonderful!"

Wait, girlfriends.

Let's discuss everything. I beg you.

Well girlfriends!

Friends, please. I love you all very much.

Friends, I didn't do anything.

Friends, please.

I love you, girlfriends, well!

Girlfriends! Bitches!

Skins!

Wait, have you changed your mind?

I belived.

Thanks, girlfriends.

Thank you, I... I love you friends.

And sorry for swearing.

Nobody changed their mind.

In two hours you will be injected with a second injection - and you will die.

Until then, enjoy life.

- Skin! - Do you have a last wish?

You can even empty.

I want to say goodbye to Rada.

Judging by visitor statistics, your best friend is here.

Hey Iya.

Hi friend.

Why don't you watch "Wanted"?

I hate these stupid reality shows!

Even when they show you and your primate?

Larisa, turn on "Especially Dangerous".

- What is it? - Girlfriend, are you completely behind the times?

The mother of the city came up with a new humane way of execution.

Now instead of killing we dive criminal in a dream

where it continues to exist in your fantasies

until complete repair.

And we are humane broadcast it to the screen.

Well, do not disappear the same content.

And then ... It's not we who punish him, and his inflamed and vile imagination!

Yes.

The camera doesn't fill you up at all.

Glad, it's time for the keepers of the seed.

I'm ready to kiss you forever.

Ugh! Drooling.

Microbial ditch.

Show some respect for hamsters.

Well, how is he?

Appeared.

What are you doing in his fantasy?

Yes. He didn't even remember us.

We met, when I took the girls to Moscow.

So he didn't do anything wrong?

But how good!

Fed with real food.

Learned to use my left hand.

Yes, he showed us freedom.

And why was he executed?

Do you know how we will do it?

Courses of intrigue.

We will also give Yulik freedom.

Actually, his name is Hera.

Verochka, maybe we can talk first?

Listen?

Remember, we are alone keeper of the seed nailed?

- Which expense? - Yeah.

Everything somehow got out of control.

In general ... In short, he is our boss now.

Sasha, what are you doing? Lost your grip?

Just what do you feed them?

He breaks walls with one blow.

Are you here to cry?

No.

There is one idea, how to my scumbags ruin life!

Just need your help.

Vera Nadezhdovna!

Do you watch "Wanted"?

No. What, did the primate do something?

He raised our ratings to the skies.

We advertisers on the ring so sat down!

An advertisement for an execution?

Isn't that too cynical?

Girlfriend, I will not remain in debt.

OK.

Faith!

Faith! Faith!

Vera, I have a cramp.

It's fine!

I seem to be aroused.

Really?

We have three minutes.

We'll make it.

Of course we'll make it.

If you use the new "express" mode, which is built into the "Lily of the Valley 6S".

Great choice!

What's happening?

Future.

Express pleasure rushes to you, friends.

Glad!

Glad what's going on?

Wait.

Glad!

Take your hands off.

Glad!

By law, she has to watch.

Well, girlfriends do you enjoy suffering?

This man risked his life for me.

He is not a man, he is a primate.

I'll reveal a secret. He is our friend first and foremost.

I go on a hunger strike until Hera is released.

And I…

I won't sell another gram of seed.

Yes.

The seed is a boycott.

The seed is a boycott.

The seed is a boycott.

That is, he thinks he is dead.

How will his brain react? It's terrible!

What will happen next?

I hope there will be a second series. Very interesting!

Hello primate.

I died?

Of course not.

We have a wasteless world.

We not only process rubbish, but also souls.

Will I be reborn?

Will I wake up in the body of a child?

No. Being human you have not succeeded.

Who then?

And this will decide the wheel of fortune.

What irony! A primate will be reborn as a primate.

What's this?

Plastic bag.

Am I a package?

Do you think this is normal?

Yes, his brain is melting.

Like a package.

Ditch. You went on a hunger strike.

So it looks like we agreed on "seed - boycott".

Freedom primacy.

Freedom primacy.

Freedom primacy.

Freedom primacy.

Freedom primacy.

Vera Nadezhdovna, she is still immature. I'll take care of everything.

Late.

Not a drop of seed.

Not a drop of seed.

Friends, let's go home.

We love you very much, so we don't want to use force.

Don't split up.

I have one question for you.

Why did we defeat patriarchy?

Well, I think that...

This is a rhetorical question.

For freedom to flourish equality and friendship.

But, cutting down on the vine principles of the oil age,

we did not notice how we became the aggressors.

Look at this.

Have you spoken out?

No.

Freedom primacy.

Freedom primacy.

Freedom primacy.

Freedom primacy.

Quiet.

The main question is how this primate dispose of his freedom?

Maybe he'll leave and will continue to live in Moscow.

Or maybe he will bring with him here a whole flock of primates?

Hera won't do that. He is kind.

- Yes. - Yes?

And what does he do in your inflamed fantasies?

Cheating Larissa, escape and incessant debauchery.

He is so attracted to you!

Well you look.

He harasses the townswoman even as a package.

Maybe you set it up?

- This is nonsense. - But you can interfere with fantasies.

Or how else to explain the advertising of "Lily of the Valley"?

Yes, we intervened, but don't forget that the primate is a selfish being.

Unable to live in our civilized society.

I will prove it.

We will create for him a very difficult choice scenario.

What are we doing here?

I'm cold.

I'm dying.

So come on over to me.

The door won't hold the two of us.

- Yeah, it looks like it will. - Not. Won't stand.

Well, let's at least try.

No.

I think I can see the shore.

Let's paddle.

So, either get down or I'm drowning.

OK OK.

Let's.

Don't fuck yourself!

Icy.

It is forbidden.

No.

How can I get over this grief?

Maybe "Lily of the Valley 6S" will help me?

And what a pleasant touch it is!

Arrange delivery and enjoy in just six seconds.

How brave he is!

Died for her.

Freedom primacy.

It's up to the judge to decide.

So that's what I screamed.

Let's justify it. BUT? - Yes.

- Yes Yes. - Freedom.

- Freedom primacy. - Freedom.

- Freedom. - Well, shall we just let him go?

Yes.

This is very dangerous.

He knows too much about our world.

So let him live with us.

What if he does something?

Who will be responsible?

Maybe you are the judge?

I will.

Swear on the apple!

If he does something you will be canceled immediately.

I swear!

I swear!

Ouch!

Hug time.

Oh how good!

I love you.

I love you.

Thank you dear!

You look great today!

Yulik!

Here, meet me. This is the new Rada.

This is not Rada.

Take it away.

Yulik!

Here you are thumping all day and people don't know what to do.

How to continue to live?

To do nothing.

We are fine.

Cigarette flashes in the dark

The wind threw ashes in my face

And a charred filter Left a burn on my fingers

With a creak of steel, the door opened

You go, you are mine now

I feel a pleasant shiver from head to toe

Forget everything with me

This night will seem to us

Sleep.

- Who knocked it out? - Hey!

Who touched the cable there?

And it cut down everywhere?

Yes, it's Baron.

Cattle depot!

What's this?

My personal home?

This is a guest house.

As long as it's yours.

Larisa will tell you about the rules of the city.

The first is social distance.

We have not accepted so close to each other!

Yesterday we didn't finish one thing.

Salivation was recorded.

Hera, I was not myself yesterday.

This is probably your moonshine.

OK.

I understand.

Judging by the amount of endorphins, Are you sad.

Enable funny video compilation with the injuries of drunken primates?