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Glad!

Breakfast in bed.

Please, fresh squirrel.

I will not eat dead animals.

We have a whole day to go.

You need to eat well.

As my grandfather says: "You won't be full of a cone."

I tried.

Don't rip.

- What did he say? - We're running.

Looks like I have a fracture.

I can not do it anymore.

But I can. Let's.

Something you often came to us, beauty!

Clearly, we have grace here.

Or maybe you liked who?

Baron!

Don't touch her, please.

And you close the mouth, ungrateful mold!

You will answer me for hitting the head of the community.

Well, actually, Baron, you are no longer in charge.

- What? - Well, like this…

Yes. It…

Why are you rubbing it ahead of time?

Maybe she can get me?

Baron, if you're serious about her pretend, then let's like everyone else.

Get in line for a slap battle.

Because we have democracy here now. - Quiet everyone.

I've been in charge here since yesterday.

So so. By heifer. Let's have a tournament.

Everything is as it should be.

And this is an expense.

- He still hit the Baron. - Hit - that's all for you.

In fact…

- It wasn't me who hit the Baron, it was the Pope. - That's it.

Then we will punish the Pope.

So he died yesterday.

- Happenes. - It turns out, everything.

Issue resolved.

Everybody's Free.

And we?

It turns out, yes.

Democracy rules.

Slaps are cancelled.

Yulik is useless.

Oh Hera, hi!

Friends, statistics hurt again today.

And all because of one family.

I didn't sleep all night thinking how to justify Zoya Nikolaevna.

Yes for what she did it should be cancelled.

But she's a mother. - I know. Let's get to the point.

So, for hitting the servant law on the head

satisfaction device from the oil age

Zoya Pozharskaya is sentenced to imprisonment for ten days.

And nine nights.

The device is also subject to confiscation.

What? Have you laid eyes on him?

For concealing the primacy of Rada Yelenovna sentenced to cancel.

And Elena Zoevna for being a bad mother - and did not look after, is released

from the position of cultural adviser.

Amazing! It's the first time I've seen it cancelled.

They scare us with this, and you get out ... Healthy and looking purplish.

- Thanks. - Oh, I'm sorry!

You can't go back to the city now.

And why did you even stay here?

Because it's awesome here!

Ushitsa from the road - the most topchik.

- Smells tasty. - Well, like this! Heartily.

Hold on.

You suck your head.

Are you all kidding me, or what?

Go away, ah!

Julius!

We've thought about it...

Realized that slapping is unfair considering your options.

So we decided to play it in cards.

Guys, what cards?

I brought her, so she is mine.

What does yours mean?

It will be better this way.

And I will decide for myself how it will be better for me.

You all live here like savages.

oppress women, treat them like things.

Friends, do you like it?

We are not particularly excited.

Here.

And in Mother Russia, men and women the last hundred years are equal in rights.

Only you are behind.

Yes, the women in the city are with me very well treated.

And how to understand, to whom this will you get a fresh woman?

And the fresh woman herself decide who to be with.

Shut her up.

Something hurt you clucked.

I have something to shut your mouth.

I'm in charge here. And I will decide how we live.

And your values ​​​​are close to me, beauty!

You know…

Freedom, brotherhood, equality.

It is interesting!

Yes, you need to grow up.

And then ... Slaps in the face - they are kind of outdated.

Okay, I'll think about it.

Cool you did them!

Cool speech, friend!

At this rate in a week or two our women will kiss hands.

- It's harassment. - The cruelest.

Glad, if you want, let's go show me your new apartment?

I don't want to live here.

you can send me to Two Hills like Heru?

So we have a supply of moonshine actually in just two weeks.

I can't take that much!

Come on.

Look what a beauty!

And what air!

Sweet.

Well, take a breath.

Feel the freedom

Deeper. Relax.

Close eyes.

Don't worry, you swallowed a midge.

But I finally ate it.

So so.

Give me a room where I have no one won't go into your mouth.

And I'll be there for two weeks.

Don't cry, friend. I love you.

I didn't understand something.

When did he fall in love with her?

Yes, everyone in the city talks like that to each other.

Grandfather!

Why did you deceive Rada?

Delivery in three days.

Hera, I'm afraid that in three days you won't like her.

Well, you have two weeks.

Maybe that will work.

Baron, why did you let me down in front of everyone?

It used to be fine, but now like I'm the boss.

Read.

Can you use your own words? And then we are now we'll hang out here for two days.

This is a list of the laws of our community.

Well, there - all this garbage that they need!

- Equality, the abolition of slaps. - What the hell are we doing?

And you read the last page.

- Something is very small here. - That's right.

It says that in a week you transfer all powers to me.

Sasha, you are a jeweler.

Are you absorbing?

So, suck it up for now.

- Hello. - Did they find my fugitives?

Sasha, are you listening to me?

No, Vera. Nobody.

If so, whistle.

Julie, let me help. - No, you don't.

I will help.

Hear what you like about us so much that you don't want to leave?

Yes all.

Freedom, nature. Your lake is beautiful!

What else?

And your grandfather's moonshine is purple.

And under the barbecue...

Sprinkle onion on top. The artist performs on the synthesizer.

And life is a song.

Listen, will you? And then I got hungry.

Stop.

Listen, you can't beautifully convey this idea to the Rada?

Certainly can.

I have completed courses in rhetoric.

Thank you. And then she's somehow not on her own.

Then you bring the bed, and I - the thought.

Well, girlfriend? Are you settling in?

Are you sad at home?

I think you're in vain idealize Two Hills.

Everything is on schedule there.

So many rules, prohibitions!

And also - safety, medicine.

Printer.

Coffee.

Masseurs.

Lawns.

I so want to go home to civilization!

I will hug you now.

But to comfort. This is not harassment.

Let's run away.

Tonight, when everyone is asleep.

And in the morning it will be in Two Hills.

Yes, I can imagine how rejoice at the criminal!

I am the keeper of the seed.

I will demand that you be forgiven.

Yulik!

- Help carry the bed. - Where is she?

Well…

There.

People, everyone in the yard.

Come on, I have important information.

Well, how is Rada?

It's okay, she stays.

Our society must move forward.

And so we need to adopt a constitution.

I wrote the laws by which we will build a democratic society.

Please read and vote for or against.

Artist, voice, only beautiful!

Beautiful so beautiful!

“Point one. Everyone has the right to life."

- So it was. - What has changed?

“Item two.

Men and women have equal rights."

Oh, that's right!

“Third point.

Nobody should be abused and other ill-treatment."

- What if the person is shit? - Even so.

“Point four.

Women also have the right to a bath.”

Artist, you have a lot is there more of this drag?

Read the fifth paragraph.

“Item five.

Everyone who voted for the constitution receives a holiday set.

Stew, a bottle of moonshine and doshik.

- Doshik - beef? - Yes, sharp.

So this is ... What, where to sign something?

Who votes for - dips his finger in blueberries jam and imprint.

Who is against - pigeon shit!

- What? Everything? Can I start? - Run.

Wait a minute. Wait a minute.

"Item 12.2". It's in small print here.

Come on, don't pull.

- Returns in a week... - This is the item...

This is a clause prohibiting homosexuality.

- Yes. Or are you for? - Of course, I'm an artist, but I'm against it.

All right, come on, play something fun.

Constitution Day after all.

Well? Can we go?

No, not yet. Let the primates swell - and fall asleep.

Then - on the road.

"Swell"?

Yes, it's their slang.

How would you explain?

It's easier to try.

Hold on.

It's the only thing which I will miss.

- What is it? - It's an amazing drink!

It makes him so warm!

Well, it doesn't work right away.

But soon it will become very purple. Promise.

Grandpa, why are the pants so short? Mosquitoes do bite.

Because it's beautiful, Hera!

By the way, be careful with crosses. I kept them for myself, for the funeral.

limited edition.

So ... Here is this culinary delight it will just beat her.

- Grilled chicken? - Well.

And my brand name is Rose.

You will return the package.

He is the last one.

All right, it's time for us to go.

Don't rush, don't rush. Another half hour.

Let the wolves sleep.

What should we do?

Oh, I figured it out! Remember we are at school had sexual intercourse?

This ancient method of reproduction.

- I remember. - So, we were told that this is fu!

But it turned out to be wow!

So you didn't want to go anywhere.

What for? We can be happy here too.

All clear. You've perked up.

I am the keeper of the seed. And I'm not used to hearing no.

- Where is Rada? - She refused me.

Hit the shrine of all the keepers of the seed.

For the first time I was told "no".

It's so embarrassing!

Well…

Get well soon.

Motherfucker!

Don't be afraid, it's me.

Why does everyone want to mate with me?

Why all"? I don't want.

In fact, I really want to.

But only if you want it too.

In the meantime, I'm just ready to be around.

Take care, protect.

Yes, Baron.

It's hard to be a leader.

- I wish this week was over. “I don’t hold on to power, you know.

There would be someone Who can I trust...

Write a new constitution.

I am now the power.

What are you, drum skin? I'm you...

You broke my hand.

I'm going to break you completely.

I'm in charge now. And all women are mine. And especially Rada.

You will answer for everything, hamadry!

This is a coup.

This is chicken and moonshine.

On rose petals.

Thanks, but I won't drink anymore.

Ah-ah-ah! OK then.

Well, at least eat then.

Well, it looks better than a dead squirrel!

And tastier.

The hen is just purple.

The column is breaking down.

Never tasted dead animals.

It's embarrassing to admit, but they are so delicious!

Well, not all, of course.

Moles - so-so.

What if I say I'm ready?

I want to have sex.

If this is so cool!

Still would! It's a thousand times cooler than a chicken!

Well, let's get started then. What to do?

Well, let's kiss first.

Saliva exchange?

Well, yes.

And I can touch more...

Breast.

Yes, of course, choose any.

Glad!

Glad, daughter, you can return to Two Hills.

You won't be cancelled.

He is too. I reached an agreement.