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Today we will cook ratatouille.

Larisa, prepare ratatouille.

Write down what Larisa says.

Ra-ta-tuy.

So it's not a keeper.

Primacy

What do we do?

Declare a state of emergency.

At the last referendum replaced this term

so as not to injure the psyche of friends.

What was it replaced with?

For a very bad situation!

Well, announce it.

Glad!

Glad it's me.

Why didn't you run away?

You said "Run"

But as? And where? Did not say.

But somehow you ended up in the city.

Attention attention! Announced very unpleasant situation!

Friends, announced very bad situation!

Go home. But just don't worry. Go home.

Foam bath, sound sleep and morning Cup of coffee

help you forget about this unfortunate situation!

Go home.

Did you betray me?

No.

Who else knew about me then?

Attention! You are wanted.

Contact the police immediately.

Let's go to.

And this one stuck like a bath leaf?

Nicolas and I will have dinner elsewhere.

Why did you get up like a piss? Follow her.

As you wish.

Challenge that devil to a battle of slaps!

That's it, gone.

I blew such a chick! Rump!

O!

Baron!

And why the hell did you not take us out of the point?

Follow the market.

And then I'll cut it.

Like the last mutt.

Where is the loot?

We are her...

Shared.

Handsome!

I've always waited for you finally grow up.

And learn on your own to make decisions.

Truth?

Of course not.

Uprooted!

They shared...

Whose crazy idea is this?

My.

Especially waiting for you to ask to show up effectively.

Artistic courses.

And yes, I'm still alive.

But this is not for long.

Baron, chill. He protected us from the whites.

And in general it is ... Baron! Yes, Yulik is a normal man.

You need to have a chat with him.

I am for civilized communication.

OK.

Let's talk.

I was waiting for you.

Come on in.

Laris, three teas with chamomile.

Of course, Zoya, now everything will be fine.

"With chamomile"?

Granny, did you hack Larisa?

Not hacked, but enlightened.

How long have I not seen a real man!

What are the plans?

Granny, Hera needs to get through somehow. through the dome of the city.

It's a pity.

The tea is ready. Hot, but not boiling water.

Straight kayfusha!

Yulik!

What have you been doing for the last 20 years?

Gave the world a seed.

continued the human race.

That is, in fact, just masturbate?

And all this time I was involved in politics.

Managed the community.

Managed the supply of electricity.

In exchange for moonshine.

I fed these people with my boobs.

So I respect your boob.

And all boobs in the world are the same.

This is the main principle of democracy.

What the fuck?

Respect everyone's opinion.

And make decisions with the people.

This is the only way to have a brighter future.

So if you give them freedom, they won't last even a day.

If you don't try, you won't know.

I couldn't stand it before. feijoa juice.

Just the word for me did not like - "feijoa".

And then I tried it - and it turned out, it's just taste madness!

Try tea.

Also crazy!

On juniper.

No thanks.

some word unpleasant - "juniper"!

But I promise, I will grow up to him.

And you have to grow up to democracy.

Take everything here.

"Clean up" - does it mean "devour"?

You didn't think suddenly does he want to stay?

Live here with me.

Well, until things settle down.

No, it's very dangerous.

Zoya, there are cops.

Flush chamomile down the toilet.

Here. Into the cupboard.

I have another illegal immigrant.

Primate, chamomile, and even a cat. We are a scribe!

Larissa, shut up.

Good evening.

Zoya...

Nikolaevna!

You probably know that in Two Hills primacy infiltrated?

I have guessed it.

We have a state of emergency.

A very unfortunate situation!

Tell me, Zoya, what if the primate granted to your house right now

would you give him coffee?

No.

Can you swear why don't you hide the primate?

For example, in this closet?

I swear!

Well, it's something like our "Lily of the Valley".

Only the old model. From the oil age.

Do you know where your granddaughter has gone?

And what about the Rada?

Iya, her best friend, saw Rada with the same primacy.

I do not know where she is.

OK.

Just if it suddenly turns out that Rada helps this primate,

it is waiting for a reset.

- I understand. - Well, all the best.

Love you friend.

Fawn. Shukher.

Rada Yelenovna, you are a traitor to the city.

Reset.

- Hey, Baron, come out! - Come out. Let's.

Now I will give him a note of protest.

No need.

- We have a peaceful action. - Yes, yes, no violence.

Who?

Who, I ask?

What are you, poked mice, completely beguiled the coast?

We areโ€ฆ

We want democracy.

- And fair elections. - Anyone will do.

We haven't seen any elections. - Clear. Piss in your ears!

Do you want to live in the city? To sit on a chain and lemonade a pussy?

What is lemonade right away?

And then. There is no sex there.

And there is no normal grub either.

You will eat the last cucumber without salt.

And with us - go where you want, eat what you want and fuck whoever you want.

Except for the men, of course.

And we will decide what kind of democracy we have.

- Here. - Correctly.

Who else will take manage such bacilli?

And Yulik will take him out. He is strong.

And this... How is it? And fair.

And he has a big dick!

Well, Sasha? Did you miss me?

Faith, I'm on the case.

I'm calling you as a politician politician.

Listen?

I've got people rioting here.

Democracy is required.

Well, take the whip and move it away on the ass, as I love you!

Well, Vera, I'm serious.

Violence is not an option.

Well, I'm like a leader too should develop.

Yes, you are my leader!

Give them these choices, give them. Only by your own rules.

Mocik?

It is possible to overcome the dome of the city only at a speed of at least 88 kilometers per hour.

Can you drive?

Yes, I can rear up.

Granny, what happens to the zeroed ones?

Well, officially the women are being taken away to be cleansed. world ocean from plastic.

Gives you the opportunity to recover social status.

Do you remember Katya Belko? - Yes.

Only she never came back.

That's why we want you disappeared from the city.

Mom and I will figure something out. Wait for us in Moscow.

I'm scared.

Will Hera take care of you? Truth?

Well, yes.

Will you be a whiskey? Twelve days.

Of course. If you do not mind.

Long story short, I've been thinking...

Be my spoiler.

Baron!

You are against homosexuality.

Here. Such a dumbass is exactly what I need!

It is clear that you will not win the elections, but you will squeeze out some of the votes from Yulik.

And I - chuk-chuk-chuk!

And in ladies.

Here, here, here, here.

"Spoiler".

These are clothes. Come in handy.

Good luck.

Glad, where are you going?

Mom, I've been cancelled.

It's all because of you, you dirty primate!

Actually, my name is Hera.

You're not going anywhere, okay? Especially with him.

Well, everything, acquaintance with the mother-in-law did not work out.

Daughter, I'm sorry.

- Leave soon. - Glad, stop. I didn't let you.

What are you doing, mom?

Apparently, further - on foot.

Ah, so that's why grandmother gave clothes!

You are a qualified candidate.

So don't piss anything blurt out against me!

No problem.

Is this some kind of concert?

This is an election debate.

Come on Democrat!

Hi all.

- Oh, hello! - Great.

I am Yulik. Well, you already know.

I like you very much.

You really do have freedom. But democracy will give you even more freedom.

We will share everything equally. - It's called communism.

Stump you spit!

Do you see? He doesn't give a damn does not understand politics!

- Baron, wait until your word. - Why wait?

What can he say?

He is only the third day in our world lives.

And I have been in power for 20 years.

Who gave you electricity?

- You. - Yes you.

Who saved you from the locust invasion?

Who found the museum capital show "Field of Miracles", huh?

We are all hungry year stretched out at sunset.

Here.

So these are all my ideas.

And the Baron passes them off as his own.

By the way, I am the opposition.

Do you think I'm just I disappear in his office?

I am not his right hand.

I am his brain.

And his hand can only masturbate.

What are you composing, drum chicken?

And what? Groomed?

True eyes...

Take it easy. Calm down you.

Artist, don't push yourself.

Why didn't we do elections before?

- Such fun! - Yeahโ€ฆ

- Well, okay? - Urine of a sick dog.

So, the debate failed. So I ask all to the voting booths.

What is this?

Well, we don't have any other booths.

And for voting need privacy.

Handsome! Big politics.

But we cleaned inside and put clean containers.

So, who's behind the Baron? We write the number one on a piece of paper.

Who is for Yulik - number two.

Who is for the Rat - the number three.

And three is spelled like boobs on top?

Moron!

OK.

Who is for the Baron - one line.

Who is for Yulik - two lines. Who is for the Rat - three dashes.

Don't think of anything like that.

So warmer.

You've been silent for an hour now. - And I'm not silent.

I scream. Only about myself.

If you hadn't turned me in to the police

would be blissful now on a diamond wrap.

I repeat once again: "I did not give you up."

I gave you time to leave.

What did I do to you?

Next to you, all my thoughts are confused.

My life is out of control and I'm not used to this.

All good night.

So warmer.

Baron, I rummaged there in the push.

There aren't enough votes for you.

So we use plan B.

Next.

He's been there for a long time.

Maybe he decided to cheat?

Oh, it's me out of habit!

The brain is off.

The reflexes worked.

Or maybe you decided to disrupt the elections?

What are you, beguiled, bitch kind?

I'm for democracy I will stop at nothing.

And the last vote for... Sorry now. Can not see.

For the Baron.

Totalโ€ฆ

- One vote for the Baron. - Yeah, how!

This is a falsification.

If you want, count yourself.

For the Rat - 18 votes.

And for Julie...

- Sixteen. - Yes.

Wait, what's so little?

You are from the world of women.

You don't know shit about life! - Specificity, so to speak.

The subtleties of society.

What is it, we now have the Rat - the main one?

Understood. I'll send people out to look.

Well, Rat?

Congratulations.

Baron, I didn't think that such a leapfrog will turn out.

You will be my puppet.

Please do not.

We have already discussed everything about homosexuality.

Here you faint, of course!

A puppet is a puppet controlled by the puppeteer.

I control you and you control everything else.

Are you absorbing?

"Puppet".

Glad!

Breakfast in bed.

I beg. Fresh squirrel.

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