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Boys, let's roll over.

You?

What happened?

- Slid off. - Didn't break anything?

Everything is fine.

It's you.

Who?

Well, the primate that stood up for us.

Don't call me a primate, friend.

I am Julius, the keeper of the seed.

- Lyubovna Lyubovna. - Yes?

I think I sprained my ankle after all.

Oh, my grief!

Well, go straight to the infirmary.

I heard a dislocation is dangerous.

It may stay for the rest of your life.

Yulik, look, what a beauty.

Soft touch, chrome body, nozzle is working.

So you want take a look at her procedure.

And I like it more modestly.

Without any tuning.

Calm, gentle who knows her stuff.

Yulik, why are you silent?

Or where you came from do you still have manual drive?

Ilya, your orange juice.

Yulik? Where are you looking?

I? Yes I do...

Yulik, what are you, a hamster?

- Ugh! - Ugh.

Who?

Homo sapienssexual.

Are you turned on by sex with a human?

Stop it, I had a hearty breakfast.

Get ready.

It's time for the Museum of Patriarchy.

Elsa, Rada, take the boys.

Luba has a lot to do.

What, homie, got excited about our Lyubochka?

So what, guys...

Let's dig deep into the eye, shall we?

- Where? - Well, here it is.

This point has not been broken yet, so there must be a lot of grub.

Look for me personally gelatin worms.

And you love pineapples. In own juice.

Well, yes. And another drunk for me.

Except for these Jaguars, these ones...

Drink this crap as much as you like.

I don't like him.

Where did you come from?

What does he want?

And I'll tell you.

He is a spy.

Wants to destroy our thriving team.

- And I immediately understood it. - Yes?

Well, after the Baron, of course.

In general, so, get back from here he shouldn't.

Absorbed?

What are we supposed to do, kill him?

Well, if you want, kiss him in the ass to death.

OK.

Until the evening.

We need to ask a couple more questions.

Yes? Let's.

I'm no longer a ditch, mama And I decide everything myself

And nothing presses me This is my life

To give birth or not to give birth To scream or not to scream...

Here tell me as cultural adviser,

what kind of diesel is this shell singing?

What does "do not give birth" mean?

This is extremism.

Will grow up - will come to his senses. Think back to when you were young.

I am young...

I listened to glass music.

I wanted to give birth and become the Mother of the City.

And I have achieved everything.

I understood you, Vera Nadezhdovna.

We'll cancel the concert.

So why cancel?

We have freedom of speech.

Yes, we have freedom of expression.

But if she changed her mind...

Larisa, turn on my playlist.

And this is a typical patriarchal apartment beginning of the 21st century.

note in a pose characteristic of that time.

A man revels in permissiveness,

while the woman is exposed all kinds of humiliation.

What, alive?

No, of course not. It's simple very realistic mannequins.

Bitch, where's the remote?

Bitch, where's the remote?

What is this friend doing?

She brings order to the life of this primate.

And what's that?

Something like our seed collectors.

This is a vacuum cleaner.

The principle of operation is similar.

Pretty.

I need to go to the toilet.

Please do not touch the exhibits with your hands.

This is another tool for the oppression of women.

Woman-slaughterer.

Each chick had its own pattern -

a mark by which a man could distinguish your woman from someone else's.

What's so funny?

This OK carpets beat out.

Maybe you want to take the tour yourself being so smart?

Let's go to the entrance painting hall.

I'm giving you one last chance to confess.

Okay, I confess.

You bored me a lot.

Don't come near me anymore.

Can you drive up to the museum of the patriarchy?

Accept.

Wow, what a delicacy!

"Red Price".

They never spoil at all.

Come on.

Yummy! On the.

But ayran is better to take to the place.

And this is more accurate.

My friend had two arms torn off.

OK.

I'll wander some more then.

- It's so cool in here. - Yeah.

And look for toilet paper.

With peach flavor.

The Baron loves this. - Yeah.

Did you fucking warn him about Airan?

And what?

Now bang - and that's it, the job is done.

Didn't think.

Everything must be done by yourself.

Oh, love, love, love

I love to give birth

This spring

give birth to me again

I will collect social points ...

So, friends, five minutes break.

Hello mother. What did you complain about?

Tomochka, we need to protect Two Hills. from harmful musical influences.

After the man killed and dismembered an animal,

he kept bullying him...

indulging their lust for violence.

Won.

This is the primacy that saved me.

What a sweetheart.

But according to the rules I have to report to him.

Then go ahead. Give it up.

You get social points. You all need social points.

What a cutie. In general, it's up to you.

But if anything, it will be our secret with you.

We girls love secrets.

I'm going to live with primates And learn to swear

I will cook breakfast for them. And I walk naked

I'm going to live...

So, what are you doing here?

Standing here corrupting our young friends.

Also litter.

It's yours.

Well, pick it up.

OK.

And how is it in your song?

โ€œDo not give birthโ€, โ€œI will go to primatesโ€.

Yes, the kids can hear you.

OK, sorry.

We'll go somewhere else.

What are you worth? Follow her.

Yes, she does not respond to provocations.

If I were rude then we would at least jump ropes away from her.

She's too calm.

Where does he climb?

Shikardos.

Saira, my beauty.

What are you, ungrateful mold?

Remember, swollen jar - it's certain death.

I was left an orphan because of this.

See what I found.

Your mother! It's cognac. Elitochka.

What are you?

So all media served only one purpose:

satisfy unbridled primate lust.

And now we are waiting the last exhibition of this museum.

Positive in patriarchy.

She is not big.

We used to have a closet there.

Well hello, hamster.

What are we going to do with you?

Please don't betray me.

I won't.

You yourself will do it.

Yulik, I'm sorry.

What else was left to do?

The baron said you were a spy.

Wanna destroy our thriving team.

Yeah.

Your Baron evil and unjust person.

I do not understand, why do you listen to it all the time.

What if he tells you pee on each other?

Well, it was and was, what to remember?

OK. For the first time, I'm sorry.

Hey, what are you?

The baron will eat us with shit.

We give all the booze found to the Baron.

That's unfair.

You and I are risking our lives for the welfare of the community.

And can't we drink cognac?

How beautifully said.

Well, pour it up.

Okay, I won't say anything.

But all you need is a drink.

Yulik, are you throwing? In the meantime, we'll arrange a snack.

What does he do, huh?

Sets against the Baron, our relative.

Spy.

Now I will feed you.

Where is saury?

I want to know how you feel. Do not be shy.

I bite the apple and swear on the apple

That I don't believe in an apple, I just want to eat

Stop singing.

This is applesauce.

- This yours? - My.

So, what do we have here?

Matricaria camomilla.

Or, more simply, chamomile.

It's forbidden potent tranquilizer.

And here's another.

That's not mine.

Strong. Do you want to say didn't you make it too?

No.

"Two Hills-24". What's going on here?

With a musician friend banned substance found.

Stop it! It's just chamomile.

In my time, it was brewed like tea.

Mom, in your time meat was roasted on an open fire.

Have you ever seen, so that under the camomile someone raised their voice?

- Not. - Or someone offended someone?

- Not. - Here.

Is it a matter of coffee which you drink by the liter.

What's going on here?

Vera Nadezhdovna, at the Shell chamomile found.

Come on, Elena Zoevna.

Well, think back to when you were young.

Who among us has not dabbled in chamomile?

I myself have been for a year I am in favor of its legalization.

Can we let such a small thing spoil this beautiful evening?

- Forgive the Shellfish? - Yes.

I love you, girlfriends.

Don't be afraid, it's okay.

Speak.

Well, in general...

I will reveal the secret.

I am also homo sapienssexual.

And he laughed the loudest at Yulik.

- Homik. - Good, eh.

Do you never fantasized about a girl?

Well there is no way.

But at least try to understand Lucius.

He is your friend, colleague. You work together.

We do not work, but serve the society.

Especially. You must respect colleague choice.

Exactly.

Yes, we are all different.

And our preference...

various.

You love mashed carrots.

And you are a lentil steak.

But you both love to eat.

So it is with sex.

We all love him, but each in a different way.

Yes.

Do you want - with a seed collector, and if you want - with a woman.

Yes.

Or with a man. - No no no. With a man - this is fu.

Disgusting.

- Ugh. - Ugh.

What oil.

Ugh! Disgusting.

He won't eat it.

Where will he go?

Let's say it's our tradition.

Your mother! Squirrels.

Okay, addicts.

Hello, Kitty.

Come with us.

We will drive out bad habits from you.

Hey you ditches, leave my friends!

- He has airan, lie down! - Lie down!

Eyes!

Get out of here, we're not afraid of you.

Who is it?

This is Belki.

- Psychos from the Meshchersky forest. - Sectarians are pissing.

We decided that the men not the virus mowed, but the drunk.

Damn it!

So much goodness has been destroyed.

Are you for a massage?

Come tomorrow morning.

I to you.

- I want you to undress. - What?

I'll tell you a secret: it's okay when a man likes a woman.

Show your chest.

Lucius, this is harassment.

Won't undress?

Then I'll say that you hurt me during the procedure.

I will help you.

Hands off.

Get away from her!

What are you, a bully?

I will have a hematoma.

Love Love...

Love Love!

You save me for the second time.

Thanks my hero.

Yes, not for anything.

There you are, primate.

Okay, I give up.

What is your name?

- For real. - Gera.

And what are you going to do next?

Well, I just can't betray a person

who saved me twice.

You have half an hour.

What?

You have half an hour to escape the city.

And then I'll call the cops.

You were great today.

Forgot to tell you.

To us here in the camp one seed keeper wandered.

He says he fell out of the car.

Interesting. And where is he?

Wasted.

Well, nice.

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