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Good morning Julius!

You dreamed all night erotic nightmares.

Dreams are aimed at analysis to the center of motherhood.

While you were sleeping, a new personal ring delivered right to your finger.

And I also did a check-up of the body.

Oh oh oh.

Quick for a massage.

Luba should run after you?

Hi all.

Thanks, I don't need your "hello"

Lucius!

Dominance is ugly.

And chirp too.

Elsa!

Good morning!

Love you.

And I... you.

August.

I am August.

Julius.

And where did you come to us, Julius?

From the cityโ€ฆ Three Mountains.

Cool. Almost like Two Hills.

Haven't heard of this one.

Sorry.

I need to go away.

Masturbation. Masturbation.

Masturbation. Masturbation.

Masturbation. Masturbation.

Masturbation. Masturbation.

Hands up.

Yes, so that Lyuba can see them.

I never thought that I will be judged.

Girlfriend, relax. Well, you'll lose a couple of social points.

If Mark's daughter tells me what I had oral contact with a primate,

I won't get off with one fine.

Did you salivate with him? Straight to the tongue?

Quiet.

OK.

I'm near. Love you.

- And I you. - Have a seat. The court is coming.

Friends, greetings to all in the just judgment of the Two Hills.

According to the rules, I have to remind everyone rules of behavior.

The most important thing is not to worry.

We have 93% of acquittals.

First place in the country.

Further defense and accuser native mothers traditionally perform.

If you don't have a mother

then you can get free mother from the city.

And finally a break for a pee announced in case

if three or more friends wanted to go to the toilet.

So let's start the meeting.

I swear that I will judge honestly and impartially.

Do you know who else loved to sow waste?

Hitler.

Kim Chen In.

And Alexey Panin.

Do you want to become like these demons of patriarchy?

- Not. - Not.

Hollowing harms the recovery cycle.

And who needs unripe seed?

Sorry one more time.

So let's pack up and go ask for forgiveness from Greta.

Hey, you!

Hey!

Quiet, quiet.

You are such a dark kid did not see the curly?

The hero is called.

Yeah. You know? Let me help you and you will help me.

Shurui come on.

Oops, what a chick.

Yulia is called.

How do you talk to an honored guest?!

Listen, brother.

Here are my Gavriks in your car dropped two barrels.

Full.

And only one arrived.

You don't know anything about it?

Two barrels.

I... I accidentally fell out of the car.

Please send me to Two Hills.

Necessarily.

Was there no one else in the car besides you?

No.

Thenโ€ฆ

I dare not delay any longer.

And as a token of our friendship I suggest you break your finger.

What?

Where is moonshine?

Drum skin.

Baron, I remembered.

I am this morning I wanted to drink some water.

Came up, opened the barrel, and there is the purest moonshine.

And just then it dawned on me that I messed up the barrels.

Forgive me, Baron.

OK.

Al, take off your pants.

They fit my shoes.

What is not clear?

Well?

And instead of protecting children entrusted to her

Rada made 'em come up to the primates to a dangerous distance.

It wasn't like that.

Do not worry.

I have a cunning line of defense.

Elena Zoevna, do you have something to say?

I hope there is.

We, of course, let's not argue with the accusation,

but, friends, agree, it ended well though.

Well, yes.

Here's the primacy, uses the precedent "Happy ending".

Wait. Wait.

This is article 14, paragraph 6. I didnโ€™t see it.

But it all ended well.

- I want to write. Yes, we're almost done.

I have a right.

Anyone else want?

A pee break is announced.

I'm sorry I let you down.

Trifle.

I am outgoing.

And I'm vindictive.

Yulik, stay with the group.

Love Love!

I want to fart.

But fast.

And Lyuba will drink coffee.

What's wrong? You can't even gasp where would you like?

Of course, we are not some kind of primates.

Yes, that's not the point.

You just can't do it all.

We are the keepers of the seed.

Nobody should limit our freedom.

Boys!

Behind me.

Where to red?

What if you get hit?

I did not notice.

Gasoline unfiltered.

To Greta Thunberg Square not a step away from Luba.

What if we don't want to go there?

And we want, for example, there.

Remember, newbie.

There is a river, a zone of increased danger.

Behind me.

Listen, do you...

Well, with this ... How, can you?

Well, yes.

But just not much.

Not to hurt your hand.

Sorry Baron.

Honorable second place.

But I do not understand. You yourself installed annual acquittal plan.

Elena Zoevna, if your daughter innocent

then who then?

My Mila?

It turns out that the Mother of the City is a bad mother?

Girlfriends!

Even though this story ended well

it could have ended very badly.

Primates could capture them, rape them.

Kill.

And from their skin they could sew clothes for themselves.

Elena Zoevna, don't escalate.

In general, as a mother, I ...

I understand our Mother of the City. And weโ€ฆ

We fully acknowledge our guilt.

- Mom, I didn't drag them there. - Don't get involved in politics.

I give up my protective mother.

Glad!

So you choose your mother from the city?

No.

I will defend myself.

And what am I supposed to defend?

Honey, it was your idea approach primates?

It's a lie. My daughter couldn't do that.

Let Mila swear on the apple.

Happy, stop it.

She is allergic to apples.

And swear on an apple that your daughter is allergic to apples.

Nice move.

Stop.

I'm already worried myself.

I swear.

That's it?

I'm calling a witness.

Greetings, girlfriends.

Why did you call me?

Is it because of that roe deer I hit?

Larisa, repeat the recording from surveillance cameras

from yesterday's tour.

How long can this lawn be moved? For the fifth time in a year.

What kind of oil?

So.

Okay boys, we all need to think over your behavior.

Greta, forgive us that we do not protect mother earth,

as you promised.

Greta, forgive us

that we do not protect mother earth, as you promised.

Give us the strength to clean up the planet from oil, radiation and lust.

Let the energy of the sun fill our homes with warmth,

and body health.

- Why did you get up? - Keep the rivers clean.

Let's go to the river to swim.

Let's have a picnic.

We are the keepers of the seed the whole earth rests on us.

Why should we obey anyone?

What if we get caught?

Then we'll ask Greta's forgiveness.

Brilliant.

I've been growing them for six years.

Bro, what are you?

I feel the image.

Do you have a unit and hair like a heifer.

dissonance, you know?

- How long must I wait? - Don't worry.

Delivery in a week. Until then, keep quiet.

Here, sweetie.

- Well, like this. - Let me bandage my finger.

Look.

Take your wife.

Yes, to hell with her.

One today, another tomorrow.

And in a week they will put you on the kukan.

There's enough room for everyone.

Hey, you stooping dog.

I challenge you to a slap battle.

For the first time in my life I touch the river.

And for the first time I see that someone is touching the river.

Well, let's go for a swim?

What?

Furry legs?

What is this 21st century?

It's more comfortable for me.

Ay!

You're a man.

Or do you have Does everyone go to the Three Mountains like that?

Here we are primates.

We didn't take food for the picnic. - What for?

It's full of it right there.

There are fish in the river there are mushrooms and berries in the forest.

Tygody.

Are you offering us there are living beings, and even raw?

What for?

We'll roast them.

At the stake.

In.

Where did you take it?

I bit you.

Masturbation, unshaven legs.

Fire.

Do you know who this reminds me of?

Of the purple seed keeper in the world!

You scared me.

School of intrigue.

Sixth course.

Suspense.

We are 20 social points each paid for this tour.

I think you owe show us primates.

And it's too early for you to think. I'm responsible for you.

Larisa, thanks for the testimony.

Seen?

This is not my idea.

Friends, such a nervous meeting.

And let's do it. No one is to blame for anything, good luck to everyone.

- Can I have a word? - Let's congratulate after.

Rada had salivation with a primate.

She didn't warn anyone.

Horror. This is horror. She hasโ€ฆ She might have scabies

lice or covid-137 Epsilon.

Happy, is it true?

Here is the diesel.

Rada Yelenovna,

you are sentenced to 80 hours public works.

Thank your friend for your understanding.

Thanks, friend.

Love you.

And I love you.

20 social points - for consciousness.

Come on, come on.

What's going on?

my wives they stare at your anaconda.

- What do I have to do with it? You are destroying our family values.

That's why you were called slap in the face for this battle.

What is a slap?

This is when the palm of the soup.

- A slap. - I'll explain to him now.

Big Daddy rules.

I understand.

Now it's my turn.

Planet, you are so delicious.

I love you.

Yulik!

You are the most purple in the world.

What are you doing there?

We have biopackages with us.

We are the keepers of the seed.

We can urinate anywhere.

I support.

Do you want more...

two hundred grams of freedom?

Lets do it.

All right, we're done.

Oh what a lucky match.

Of course.

It's fire rain.

The escape.

Bonfire.

Killing a golden crucian.

Killing of the common boletus.

You acted selfishly like real primates

so tomorrow Lyuba will lead you to the Museum of Patriarchy.

Everything, in half an hour hang up.

At six o'clock?

Forgive me.

I'm really a primate.

So what?

This is the best day of my life.

Yulik, you are the most purple.

How about our chant?

Hey, wait for me.

- Who are we? - Keepers.

- Who-who? - Parent planets.

Yulik, why were you silent?

I remembered.

I didn't give you my drink.

You'll like it.

Now I'll make a cocktail.

Masturbation. Masturbation.

Masturbation. Masturbation.

You again?

I made a cocktail.

Masturbation. Masturbation.

Masturbation.

There is a printer for the cocktail.

I understand.

In the ring is a gyroscope.

What?

This is such a device.

See.

Do you understand?

There is no ring on the left hand.

This means that we can do anything.

Again?

Yulik!

Thank you.

My left hand and I did not close our eyes.

Cool that lights out now at six.

It bakes so nice.

Diamond wrap.

Elsa!

Go clean the rooms the new one will replace you.

Good.

Boys, roll over.

You?

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