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Um, who's a good boy?

Well, let's go crazy like before, shall we?

Oh you bastard!

Hold her!

Here are bitches, crayfish were not allowed to eat.

Don't touch her!

Kitty, wow! Don't touch the dog.

Katya, back off, it's not up to you now.

Don't move!

- Got up! - Do not rock!

Here this bitch with her family send for chemicals.

And this with them?

No, they will never be together again. To dung him. For life.

- Went! - Move!

- Faith. - Come on, come on! Move your feet!

We have problems. A couple of shots leaked to the city.

- To whom? - We find out.

We will deny everything. - What if there's an inspection?

Then we'll burn everything to hell here.

- What about people? - What people? This is bio trash. Go.

- Vera, are you in the city? I'm with you. - Sit here, I'm on business!

Look at this nightmare!

Friends, take a look at this bullshit

Using slave labor, sacred apples grown right on the edge of the Two Hills.

And who is in charge of all this?

Is that Vera Nadezhdovna?

Mother?

This is... This is... This is Katya Belko.

- Will we tolerate this lawlessness? - I have the same question.

How much more provocateurs will loosen our society that thrives

it's been a century now?

Friends, loved ones, well, well, you understand those pictures are fake.

And quite clumsy.

And any second grader will do such in "Yabloshop" literally in five minutes.

I don't know which one to trust anymore.

My dear, do you know what is the penalty for defamation

and a public insult to Mother City?

Larisa, remove the photo.

But these photos are real! I'm ready to swear on an apple!

Unfortunately, the apples are over, we're waiting for a delivery from Motzanaris.

Will be in a couple of days.

I have an apple.

- Who is it? - This is one of the Supreme Mothers.

Uh, Yadviga Kristinovna. What a surprise.

Are you ready to swear are the photos real?

I swear!

And I swear they're fake.

No, real!

Enough.

Looks like we'll have to wait in Two Hills.

Lyuba, I want a second breakfast. They ate so well.

Grandma, is everything okay?

- Uh, why did you get up? - Frozen.

Would you mind lending your crown cap?

Make sector 2B brighter. Degrees 45.

Welcome to Bishkek!

My motherland.

Return sector 2B to normal temperature.

I thought you were thirsty.

I don't need anything from you.

And I'll drink.

How he bored me.

Sweet fell on you. This is necessary take advantage. Have you heard of flirting?

I'll teach you how to manipulate men.

This is how I put my foot...

- ... and the butt itself protrudes like this. - Yeah.

Mom, what kind of patriarchal obscenity is this?

We need to get out of here.

Mom, don't interrupt.

- What else? - Removed hair from the face.

- Yes. - Top buttons unbuttoned.

And she bit her lip. - Yes.

If that doesn't work, then heavy artillery...

- Mom, are you sick? - It's called ahegau.

By the way, at the end of the oil age, this was the #1 trend in sex culture.

Any man could be seduced.

Ahegau…

So, come on, clench your fist. There you go, strong.

I won't. We were taught that it is a symbol of aggression.

That's right. We need this now aggression to shred the squirrel.

Well, come on, tighten up, uh. Let's!

Ugh, well, not so much.

No, grandfather, it's not me.

- Oh, great, grandfather. - Hello, Baron.

Greetings. I am Lucius, keeper of the seed.

- Your mother, another one? - You ran away, didn't you?

And someone doubted?

Where are the rest? Did you leave them?

Answer.

Egoist.

Grandpa, I did it!

Yadviga Kristinovna, was it worth it to come because of such little things?

What do you have?

Got smeared with something.

Primacy in the city. The disappearance of the guardian. Infringement on the seed fund.

These are not trifles. Two very annoying situation for the week.

You might get the impression that you are a bad mother.

Yadviga Kristinovna, I am a good Mother. And I have everything under control.

I have my own coffee. The regular one doesn't take me anymore.

Yes, check. Need verification.

I need access to all reporting, to all without exception.

Please, Claudia will provide you with everything.

- All right, Claudia. - Yes.

Claudia! Claudia!

Kostya eats bones. It's funny.

Humor courses, "Pun", the fifth lesson.

Listen, I have a semen fence tomorrow, won't you give me a lift to Two Hills?

There was no order.

Actually, I'm in charge here for now Vera Nadezhdovna is gone.

Ah. Only there was no order.

Oh Yulik, hello.

Have you ever noticed how interesting the texture of this tree, huh?

What are you doing here?

Well, you were talking about promotion. Let's see each other more often.

Let's go to the tent.

Yes, away from prying eyes.

Well, Vera Nadezhdovna, there are no violations, girlfriends love you.

- And I love them. - It turns out that you are a good Mother.

How carelessly you keep an apple, my friend.

Yes, I painted a still life.

And they said that there are no apples left in the city.

Completely forgot about him.

Strange taste. The legendary Greta Gold is sweeter.

Recently, apples who are brought from Monzanaros,

can't stand any criticism. Now rotten, then sour.

Yes, yes, it happens.

Well we could grow our own, domestic. They will be even better.

Interesting. But where to grow them this is prohibited.

But it is not necessary for everyone to know about this.

Vera Nadezhdovna, I would like to explore the surroundings of the Two Hills.

Tomorrow morning.

Klava, come on.

Where are you going?

Yes, I want to learn this skin. Can you imagine, she stole an apple!

I myself! Always dreamed of hitting a woman.

Come on, motherfucker! Ditch!

It's so hot in here.

Oh, I'm so clumsy.

- Glad, you're acting strangely. - Do you think so?

Rad, are you ill? Is it because of the chemicals?

Fool, I actually seduce you.

Glad, now is not the time for lust. Vera decided to burn down the garden with us.

- We need to get out. - Let's. But as?

- I saw something. - Yes.

There is one old dor…

Nah, bitch.

It's all right, I'm here.

Are you completely crazy? He wanted to help us! He knew how to get out of here!

Hmm.

Faith, are you sure?

Of course, damn it, no! Am I killing people every day?

You will have me dung in one smash with your filthy mouth!

Where to put empty containers?

Hey, how do I get out of here?

Baron! Not expected, that you will come back for us.

I'm not behind you.

And for the most beautiful woman Moscow and the Moscow region.

Well, without your "Kalash" you are not so brave.

Baron, why are you breaking a comedy? The women destroyed all the cartridges a long time ago.

Ah...

And I saved a couple.

Who else has extra knees, mice?

Guys, take the pstrikalki from them.

It is high time.

Well, young people, it's time to go home.

Have we already won?

Hi Zoya.

Hello, asshole.

I swear on my mother's heart

be honest and fair ruler of the Two Hills.

Congratulations, friend.

This is the new Lily of the Valley 6 Pro. You deserve it.

What is it? What is this advertising?

New "Lily of the Valley 6 Pro" - even more pleasure modes.

Bitch!!

Faith! What... Faith, stop it! What are you... Faith! Ver!

- She killed so many people. - I hate it!

But it's not real, is it? - Well, of course not really.

But it's still scary.

What diesel.

I... I didn't know anything. Friends, I...

Well done, friend. Our country needs such mothers.

Was it worth it to come because of such trifles?

What do you have?

Connect.

Have Radu and the others been released yet?

Exhale, girlfriend, all the troubles are already behind.

Friends and keepers of the seed of the Two Hills,

we have experienced a terrible shock.

Our city has lost almost 15% seed fund.

But I believe that the valiant keepers of the seed fill it up quickly.

We were betrayed by those whom we trusted uncomplainingly.

The virginity of Two Hills has been violated uncompromising

and barbarian penetration. The bright holiday of motherhood was overshadowed.

It won't be easy for us to recover from this horror, but I believe we can handle it,

how we've been doing it for over 100 years with the consequences of patriarchy.

After all, even one friend is capable of prevent a global catastrophe,

Together we are capable of incredible things.

We must unite with you become one,

because we have one dream - global friendship.

We need to love each other, protect and respect.

And then the sun will rise over the Two Hills forever.

I swear on my mother's heart it will definitely happen.

And the last. In connection with what happened events, one thing is clear:

over the last 100 years primates never learned anything

and their neighborhood is not safe.

And I intend to exterminate everyone.

Without exception.

I love you, girlfriends.

Lena, don't worry you said everything correctly.

Rest for now. Tomorrow I will send new instructions.