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Pozharskaya knows about this?

Yes, she's already there.

Asks questions, what kind of barrels, who were they going to.

Sashul, hello.

I have a business proposal for you.

Need you with your people attacked Two Hills.

The virus was sweeping the planet mowing men,

like rye on a golden field.

The remaining misogynists fought in death agony

crushing and raping everything around.

Then poor Greta realized that her beloved Stockholm is doomed.

Having gathered like-minded people, Gretochka went in search of a new home

suitable for a peaceful life.

Nine months they trudged through Europe blazing in chaos.

Reaching the lands of Castile-La Mancha, friends are completely exhausted.

Thirst and hunger exhausted and dried them out.

When a friend is death in her vile pink hoodie has already looked

in the intelligent eyes of Greta, a miracle happened.

Dawn came and in front of our friends sprawled a beautiful apple orchard,

who gave them salvation from starvation.

And then Greta realized we need to create our own cities.

Green, blooming, not overcrowded, independent of the oil needle.

So it was founded first women's city of Manzanares,

and the apple became a sacred symbol all matriarchy.

But the miracles didn't end there.

Greta gave birth the next morning. boy. And she called him not a son,

but father. Future father of all who will be born in the new world.

Thus was born the first keeper of the seed.

Let mother's day begin.

Those who want to become mothers please

register to participate in the traditional lottery.

No, this waiting is driving me crazy.

Let's make it to the holiday.

We already missed the setting,

and you still need to register in the lottery.

Mom, this lottery every year.

True, honey, with your attitude to life you will never accumulate social points for childbirth.

And the lottery is your only chance. You must make the most of it.

Or do you want to be a mother?

Of course I want.

What, was I in a coma?

What year is it now?

Yes, the same.

You came to us 12 hours ago.

Kira!

Finally. Why so long?

Well, Elena Zoevna, a serious operation.

Kidney, spleen, all under replacement. They also found testicular cancer.

Well, don't worry, we cut them off.

And then cured and sewed back.

Very well. Let's go, we're late.

My beloved friends

I would like to introduce you to the sponsor of our today's holiday. Ball Bank.

And now just "Ball".

Just Ball.

Unlucky in the lottery?

Not enough social points for fertilization?

Take a mamoteka on favorable terms.

For high school students we have a low percentage

only half a percent.

Just half a percent? It sounds kind of unbelievable.

I swear on an apple.

Please.

I swear.

You can see for yourself, friends. This is a really low percentage.

Now let's have some fun.

So, I ran, and you go register, and then you won't be able to.

Vera Nadezhdovna!

Vera Nadezhdovna, Why didn't you tell your friends

that they tried to bring alcohol into the city? And not a word on the news.

Elena Zoevna, well, have a conscience.

Today is such a bright day.

Tomorrow we'll start a biased investigation.

And your primate's escape attempt also consider.

Do not worry.

Let's just for a day today Let's not think about politics.

Well, for those who do not have enough social points, the only way to get pregnant is

is to win the lottery.

Well, yes, there are no other options.

Do you really want to be a mother?

Everyone wants. This is a great purpose. every girlfriend.

Well, social status, points and privileges.

I will steal, I will take away, I will show Moscow.

Get it, dirty primate.

How evil I am. Well, come here!

Go. Here you are. Here's what.

Is it like me?

No, it's an old tradition.

They are just kidding. Let's go to?

Kirk, I'm sorry.

Come on.

I've been so rude to you.

Just lately so many things have come up.

Basically me.

Friends, we invite you to the attraction "Strong Woman".

Girlfriend, don't you want to measure pelvic muscle strength?

Hello. Glad, what are you doing? Let's go to.

Let's go further there are so many other interesting things.

Oh thanks.

Oh what a slut you are.

Oh, I'm drunk now.

Go away!

Maybe it's primates delivering in the city of alcohol? But to whom?

Len, well, I asked.

Let's go and participate in tugging of the umbilical cord.

Vera Nadezhdovna, Well, we are no longer 40-year-old girls.

Let's go to.

Hera, have you tried oatmeal jelly?

This year it's just purple.

Let's go look for grandma.

Really fun.

So let's go and take part in competitions, shall we?

With pleasure.

Push! Push! Breathe.

Push one more time. Push!

Well done.

This is how they were born literally 100 years ago.

But now, thanks to modern childbirth technology is a pleasure.

Here you are, girls, when you get 40,000 social points,

you can become mothers.

I will complain.

It's disgusting.

It's all natural, fool. It is disgusting to milk the keepers.

Oh girls, come on, come on quick until my shop was closed.

Fast. And we will chat with you.

You've already seen everything there.

Did you want to run away yesterday?

I'm putting you in danger.

Are you dumb? Don't you see that this world is not real?

Shit under the dome.

Only you and Rada can change everything.

How?

By your example. Fuck, have kids.

Johnny, you are the best, punish me.

Ugh, this is some torture.

And I think she likes it.

Harder. Harder, Johnny.

Why is she screaming like that then?

- Take me. Take me Johnny. - Look, treat it like a story.

Here before humanity so continued its kind.

This is some nonsense. Let's go to.

Yet.

Yet.

Category "Nicknames and nicknames".

What was the name of the child in the oil age, who had stool problems?

Asshole.

Wrong.

Tugoserya.

Right.

Oh, love, love, love,

Lyuba, I give birth,

This spring

Give birth to me again!

I'll get social points

You will collect social points,

I'm a good mom

You are a good mom!

So, either save up half a life, Or win the lottery, right?

Is there another way to get pregnant?

Yes, this method is the same. I have been eight years I am participating in this lottery.

And what, the natural method is impossible, as mother nature bequeathed?

Don't vulgarize mother nature.

Your primitive method is terrible. I saw.

But it's fast and free.

Well, not necessarily fast. What's so bad about sex anyway?

Much worse to fly from some unknown man.

Seed keeper.

Category "Workdays".

Where was the child sent? if the mother wanted to go to work?

In the orphanage.

Wrong.

Kindergarten.

Well, that's what I said.

Friends, don't worry.

Yes, we are not competing.

Why should we spoil such a bright holiday?

Let's stay in the same category.

You get a mole in a bag.

I didn't write this song alone. Helped me...

Thank you it was an interesting experience although in my opinion

the intro is a bit long.

My mom's name is Eva! So who is the other parent?

Your parent is a keeper My parent is a keeper

Our parent is the keeper Planet savior!

Hera, can you impregnate me?

Well, as Mother Nature said.

Well, what?

In this lottery, there is almost no chance to win, while working as a teacher

do not accumulate points.

Why are you looking at me like that?

You do not mind?

Should I? You are not my property. Do what you want.

Please.

Good.

Friends, we have a quiz winner. And this…

positive.

We had a lot of fun.

Well, congratulations on your win.

7:4.

Girlfriend, why did you think? We don't compete. The positive won.

And let's check who is the best mother in practice, not in theory.

The lottery will now begin.

Fuck it, take the baby doll.

Friends, very soon we will know the name happy owner of the seed.

Gera!

Glad, I can see that you're upset.

Just say you don't.

Hera, this is your seed, give it to whoever you want.

Okay, I'm going to try the oatmeal.

See how it will look our future baby. Purple, right?

Actually, as your friend, I have to to report that you are acting bypassing the rules.

Radochka, please. Well don't be like me.

OK.

So, moms-to-be, here we go.

Friends, we're about to find out the name of the winner.

And by the way, I know whose moonshine it is.

- AND? - My.

Only you can't prove shit drum skin.

And becoming a mother...

And becoming a mother...

Rada Pozharskaya!

Sorry. God. I just…

Keep social distance.

I'm so happy for you.

If now was the time for hugs I would squeeze you right now.

Elena Zoevna, what are you doing? Pass the sling to your daughter.

This is your future child. You will soon become a mother.

Congratulations.

Let's go to.

Where?

Make a baby. I want to give birth with a friend on the same day.

Let's go, let's go. I live nearby.

I want to say thank you to my family

mother, grandmother.

I thank August.

Thanks for trying for me.

I've been in Zoe's tent five times watched the tutorial video

so i know exactly what to do.

John you are like my cousin

just gotta check out my new tattoo.

Brother, remember our holidays on Lake Michigan.

Listen.

I'm sorry.

Well, I don't think I forgot anyone.

Ball Bank.

Just Ball.

Sorry, I don't want to have a baby right now.

Touch me when all the stars...

Gerdos, thanks for the invitation.

What? No.

Let her go!

Dear ladies, this is a raid.

The city becomes our property.

Well? Hello bitches.

Let my daughter go. Do you hear? Let go!

Let go!

We also take this beauty.

Let me go!

- Dont touch me! - Mother!

Don't touch me, primate. Glad!

- Mother! - Glad! Let me in!

Baron, what is it?

Now.

Vera, where are the promised nishtyaki?

Sasha, I was thinking, you know so much.

You have to shut your mouth somehow.

Hands up!

This is a base.