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Cheers is filmed before
A live studio audience.
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Excuse me. Could I have
Your attention, please?
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It is my pleasure
Once again to present
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The cheers'
Employee-of-the-month award,
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And I am delighted
To present it to our
Very own sam malone.
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Congratulations!
Bravo!
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Whoa, whoa, whoa.
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I told you before,
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I don't want
That thing,
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And don't put my
Picture on the wall
Either.
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I hate that stuff.
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Great
Speech, sammy!
All right!
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Fine.
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Carla, you haven't
Been offensive this month.
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Why don't you take it?
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Get that thing
Away from me.
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Woody, congratulations.
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You're the employee
Of the month.
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Wow! Four months
In a row.
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I wasn't
Really expecting
This great honor.
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I'm deeply moved.
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You know, it takes
More than one person
To win this award.
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It takes teamwork.
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I would like
To thank my...
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* makin' your way
In the world today *
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* takes everything
You've got *
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* takin' a break
From all your worries *
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* sure would
Help a lot *
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* wouldn't you like
To get away? *
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* sometimes
You want to go *
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* where everybody
Knows your name *
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* and they're always
Glad you came *
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* you want to be
Where you can see *
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* our troubles
Are all the same *
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* you want to be *
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* where everybody
Knows your name *
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* you want to go
Where people know *
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* people are all
The same *
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* you want to go *
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* where everybody
Knows your name *
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Hey, same to you!
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That's it.
I've had it.
I'm finished.
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I've been embarrassed
For the last time,
I'll tell you.
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I just came on
To rebecca
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For the I-don't-know-
How-manyth time.
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4,659.
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Thank you, carla.
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And she shot me down
Once again.
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Well, that's it.
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That's the last time
I'm gonna do that.
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I'm getting my self-respect
Back starting right now.
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Whew! Feels damn good,
I'll tell you.
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You know, sam, there's
One way to get rebecca
That you've overlooked.
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Hold that
Self-respect thought.
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What do you got?
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You see, it's been
Psychologically
Documented
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That all
Human animals
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Have an erotic...
Hair-trigger
Response
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To at least one
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Of the five
Sensory stimuli.
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It could be
Anything actually.
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Sound of the surf
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Pounding
Against the shore.
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The smell
Of honeysuckle
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On a warm
Summer night.
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Taste of
A vintage chateau
Neuf-du-pape.
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Fire red fingernails
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Dancing through
Your chest hair.
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A black lace teddy...
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Straining against
Its fleshy cargo.
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Frasier, man,
Snap out of it.
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In a minute, sam.
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Boy, oh, boy, oh, boy,
Oh, boy.
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Some mornings you get up,
Look at yourself
In the mirror,
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And you got to ask,
"Why me?"
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Cliffie, it's
Just a haircut.
It'll grow back.
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I'm over that, normie.
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I got saddled
With the job
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Of breaking in
A new postal employee.
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So I told
The supervisor to send
The greenhorn down here.
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I could size him up.
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They made you
A trainer, huh?
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That sounds
Like a compliment
To me, cliff.
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You really are
A civilian, aren't you?
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It's a nightmare.
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Those rookies, yeah,
They just get in your way,
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Ask you
Stupid questions,
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Throw off
Your whole rhythm.
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Oh, god, this won't
Slow down the mail,
Will it?
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Uh-oh. Cliff,
Greenhorn alert.
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Excuse me.
Cliff clavin?
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I am.
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I'm your trainee
Margaret o'keefe.
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Straighten up,
O'keefe.
You're in uniform.
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I wasn't informed
You were a woman.
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Sorry, sir.
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Well, no offense,
Sister,
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But I just
Don't believe
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That women belong
In the trenches.
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I mean, they're fine
For sorting mail
Or selling stamps,
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But when you're
Lugging a 40-pound sack
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Up a hill with
A nor'easter hitting you
Right smack in the kisser,
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You don't have time to
Fret about going home
About soaking your delicates.
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I wear
Cotton briefs, sir.
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That'll be enough
Of that, o'keefe.
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Permission to speak
Freely, sir.
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Permission granted.
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I requested you
As my trainer
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Because I want
To learn hard
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And I want
To learn right.
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I want to be
The best carrier
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In the department
Next to you of course
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Because I love
The post office
More than my life.
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Good grief,
There's another one.
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The post office
Is in my blood.
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My father was a carrier
And his father before him.
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It's been a lifelong
Dream of mine to wear
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The eagle
On my sleeve
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And to be a part
Of the few, the proud--
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The undatable.
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Well, your attitude
Is commendable
There, o'keefe.
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Lookit, uh...
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I think you better
Mosey on home now,
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Grab some shuteye.
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You're going to need
Plenty of sleep.
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Tomorrow is
Tv guide day.
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I'll do you proud, sir.
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Eh, we'll see
About that.
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Was it my imagination
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Or was that woman
Coming on to me?
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Cliffie, walt disney
Should have had
Your imagination.
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Say, hi, honey.
Frasier and I
Were just talking
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About how sorry
We feel about you.
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Why is that, sammy?
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Well, it's just that
You're always stuck
In your office,
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Worrying about
Losses and profits
And career moves,
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While we're out here
Having fascinating
Fun-filled conversations
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About things like...
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Oh, like sexual...
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Stimuluses...Es.
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By the way,
Do you have one of those?
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Well, I am driven
To a sexual frenzy
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By people who mind
Their own business.
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No, no. Really, listen.
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It's not like I'm going
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To do anything
With it or anything.
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Ok, I'll be honest
With you.
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I do have one,
And I'll give you a hint.
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Great. Why?
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Because you'll
Never get it.
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And I mean that in every
Sense of the word.
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It's a song.
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That's it? It's a song?
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One little, tiny
Song that turned
My knees to butter
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When I
Was a teenager
And still does.
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Good luck, sam.
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The clock
Is ticking.
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Name that tune.
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This is great. A song.
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Man, you were
Right, frasier.
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Thank you.
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Wow! What luck, huh?
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How many songs
Can there be?
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I've been going
Over the books, norm,
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And I think it's time
To pay your tab.
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Gee, thanks, rebecca.
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I mean, it's time foryou
To pay your tab.
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Me? I paid it
Last month.
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Ok. Ok. Fine.
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* blue on blue *
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No.
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* heartache *
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* cherish is
The word that I *
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No.
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* in-a-gadda-da-vida,
Baby *
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Right, sam.
I was insane.
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I'll find it.
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Sam.
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Why not try
Che gelida manina
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From la boheme?
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It can be almost
Achingly poignant
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When executed
Correctly.
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And it does
Turn lilith into
A cheap tramp.
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Sammy, sammy,
Sammy, sammy.
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Aren't you overlooking
The obvious here?
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What's that?
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Ballad of
The green berets.
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Oh, that's
A great song.
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* fighting soldiers
From the sky *
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Anybody who isn't totally
Moved by that song
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Is somebody
I don't want to know.
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Cliff, in honor
Of that song,
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Why don't you put
On a little
Green beret,
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Go outside, and sit
On a land mine?
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Oh, there you are, cliff.
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Ooh, it's cliff now.
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Training must
Be going very well.
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She's a natural.
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I'm really sorry
About today.
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I can't believed
I missed that entire
Apartment building.
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Ah! The tradition
Continues.
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Listen, margaret,
Why don't we
Sit over here,
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Away from those
Who merely wait
For the mail?
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Here you go.
Park it right there.
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I just wanted to
Tell you, cliff, that
I couldn't have made it
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Through training
Without you.
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You'll be graduating
With honors.
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Really?
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Well, how could
You not with
The recommendation
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I gave you, huh?
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Oh, cliff, thank you.
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Thank you.
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Thank you.
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In honor
Of your achievement,
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I went out and got you
A little gift.
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Thank you. You really
Shouldn't have.
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Arch supports.
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Yeah. Yeah.
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I got you
The large size, too.
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I noticed you got
A pretty hefty pair
Of dogs down there.
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Cliff, you
Are so considerate.
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What we've been
Through together
Has been so special.
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Yeah.
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I wish there was a way
I could be closer to you.
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Eh, scooch on over.
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No, I didn't--
Oh, never mind.
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This is so embarrassing.
I'm not good at this.
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I mean, why would
A man like you
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Consider something
Like me?
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Margaret, what in
God's name are you
Trying to say here?
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Cliff, do you
Find me attractive?
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I mean, physically?
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Cliff, do you want
To be with me?
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I want to be with you.
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So it's a date. I'll
Come over to your place
Tomorrow night.
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My place?
No. Hey!
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Margaret, margaret,
Hold--hold on there.
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Listen, last month,
My mother came out
And stayed a while,
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And she got to know
The neighbors
Real well,
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00:10:32,766 --> 00:10:34,034
And I don't want
Word getting
Back to her
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That her son
Does bad things.
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00:10:37,738 --> 00:10:39,239
Then, uh...
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00:10:39,239 --> 00:10:41,308
Why don't we meet
At that little motel
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Just outside zone 27?
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Tomorrow night
After work?
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I--I guess
I could make it.
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00:11:05,665 --> 00:11:06,800
[air hisses]
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00:11:10,771 --> 00:11:12,205
[knock on door]
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00:11:19,479 --> 00:11:20,848
Hi, cliff.
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00:11:20,848 --> 00:11:22,382
Hi, margaret.
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00:11:22,382 --> 00:11:24,117
Come on in.
252
00:11:28,388 --> 00:11:30,758
I hope
You like the room.
253
00:11:30,758 --> 00:11:33,326
It's got a view.
254
00:11:35,963 --> 00:11:38,932
Oh, the ice machine.
255
00:11:38,932 --> 00:11:41,234
It's just like you
To think of everything.
256
00:11:44,537 --> 00:11:47,007
So...
257
00:11:47,007 --> 00:11:49,576
So.
258
00:11:49,576 --> 00:11:53,113
So...Let me grab
Your jacket there.
259
00:12:04,825 --> 00:12:08,328
Cliff, I know
This is an awkward moment.
260
00:12:08,328 --> 00:12:11,264
Couldn't we just
Somehow get past it?
261
00:12:11,264 --> 00:12:12,766
I'm for that.
262
00:12:12,766 --> 00:12:15,836
Oh!
263
00:12:15,836 --> 00:12:17,370
Oh, maggie.
Oh, maggie. Maggie!
264
00:12:17,370 --> 00:12:18,505
Oh, cliff.
265
00:12:18,505 --> 00:12:19,506
Maggie!
266
00:12:19,506 --> 00:12:20,507
Oh, cliff.
267
00:12:20,507 --> 00:12:21,641
Oh, maggie.
268
00:12:21,641 --> 00:12:23,276
[knock on door]
269
00:12:23,276 --> 00:12:24,577
Yes?
270
00:12:24,577 --> 00:12:26,313
This is the police.
271
00:12:30,583 --> 00:12:33,253
My first time,
And I get arrested.
272
00:12:35,755 --> 00:12:37,757
We aren't doing
Anything illegal.
273
00:12:37,757 --> 00:12:39,827
Answer the door.
274
00:12:39,827 --> 00:12:41,461
Right.
275
00:12:46,333 --> 00:12:47,500
Yes, officer?
276
00:12:47,500 --> 00:12:48,701
Excuse me.
277
00:12:48,701 --> 00:12:50,337
We're questioning
All the guests.
278
00:12:50,337 --> 00:12:52,439
Do know anything
About this
Postal vehicle
279
00:12:52,439 --> 00:12:53,907
Parked outside?
280
00:12:53,907 --> 00:12:55,275
It was
Reported stolen.
281
00:12:58,745 --> 00:13:00,013
I, uh...
282
00:13:00,013 --> 00:13:02,515
I don't know anything
About it, officer.
283
00:13:02,515 --> 00:13:03,683
Sorry to bother you.
284
00:13:03,683 --> 00:13:05,919
Yeah. Not at all, sir.
285
00:13:07,821 --> 00:13:09,556
What are you, crazy?
286
00:13:09,556 --> 00:13:10,991
You drove
A postal vehicle
287
00:13:10,991 --> 00:13:12,993
To a sleazy motel?
288
00:13:12,993 --> 00:13:14,261
I was running late,
289
00:13:14,261 --> 00:13:16,363
And I didn't want
To keep you waiting.
290
00:13:16,363 --> 00:13:18,131
Keep me waiting?
291
00:13:18,131 --> 00:13:20,333
For crying out loud,
Margaret!
292
00:13:20,333 --> 00:13:22,635
You signed
That vehicle out
In your own name.
293
00:13:22,635 --> 00:13:23,937
Oh...
294
00:13:23,937 --> 00:13:25,538
You've had it now.
You've had it.
295
00:13:25,538 --> 00:13:27,507
Oh, they're gonna drum you
Right out of the service.
296
00:13:27,507 --> 00:13:29,442
Well, cliff, you've
Got to help me.
297
00:13:29,442 --> 00:13:32,412
You've got to
Make up a story
To cover for me.
298
00:13:32,412 --> 00:13:34,081
You want me to lie,
299
00:13:34,081 --> 00:13:35,916
You want me to
To jeopardize my career?
300
00:13:35,916 --> 00:13:38,385
This is my life.
This is my dream.
301
00:13:38,385 --> 00:13:40,153
This is my shoulder.
302
00:13:41,955 --> 00:13:43,924
This is our story.
303
00:13:54,634 --> 00:13:55,936
Hello, mrs. Howe.
304
00:13:55,936 --> 00:13:57,070
I work
With your daughter.
305
00:13:57,070 --> 00:13:58,906
My name is sam malone.
306
00:13:58,906 --> 00:14:00,740
See, I'm calling
To find out
307
00:14:00,740 --> 00:14:02,976
What rebecca's
Favorite song was
308
00:14:02,976 --> 00:14:04,311
When she was in school.
309
00:14:04,311 --> 00:14:06,980
We're throwing
This little party for her.
310
00:14:06,980 --> 00:14:10,050
Uh-huh. Uh-huh.
Well, thank you. Yes, I do.
311
00:14:10,050 --> 00:14:11,551
Thank you very much.
312
00:14:11,551 --> 00:14:13,253
Bye-bye.
313
00:14:13,253 --> 00:14:16,189
You've lost
That loving feeling.
314
00:14:16,189 --> 00:14:19,026
Oh, no, sam.
I'm just a little tired.
315
00:14:21,794 --> 00:14:23,296
No, woody, no.
316
00:14:23,296 --> 00:14:25,966
That's rebecca's song.
317
00:14:25,966 --> 00:14:27,334
Hold the bar down
For a minute, will you?
318
00:14:27,334 --> 00:14:29,802
I got to get something
Out of my car.
319
00:14:29,802 --> 00:14:30,837
Cliff: hey, sammy.
320
00:14:30,837 --> 00:14:31,838
Yeah.
321
00:14:31,838 --> 00:14:32,940
Woody.
322
00:14:32,940 --> 00:14:34,774
A bottle of bubbly
Tout de suite.
323
00:14:34,774 --> 00:14:36,977
All right. Cliffie's
In a celebratin' mood.
324
00:14:36,977 --> 00:14:38,845
That hearing must
Have gone well, huh?
325
00:14:38,845 --> 00:14:40,013
Perfect, norm.
326
00:14:40,013 --> 00:14:42,049
Margaret was completely
Exonerated.
327
00:14:42,049 --> 00:14:43,316
You really
Snowed them, huh?
328
00:14:43,316 --> 00:14:45,418
Like a blizzard in
Buffalo, my friend.
329
00:14:45,418 --> 00:14:47,620
Yeah. I told
The supervisor
We were set upon
330
00:14:47,620 --> 00:14:48,855
By some armed thugs,
331
00:14:48,855 --> 00:14:50,090
Who then
Commandeered
The vehicle,
332
00:14:50,090 --> 00:14:51,591
Took it
For a joy ride.
333
00:14:51,591 --> 00:14:54,027
A joy ride
In a mail truck?
334
00:14:54,027 --> 00:14:56,363
Cliffie, I've
Beaten those
Things on foot.
335
00:14:57,764 --> 00:15:00,000
Clavin, what's
Come over you?
336
00:15:00,000 --> 00:15:01,634
You're lying
To your superiors,
337
00:15:01,634 --> 00:15:02,936
You're breaking rules,
338
00:15:02,936 --> 00:15:04,571
You're covering up.
339
00:15:04,571 --> 00:15:08,575
It's almost like
You're developing
A personality.
340
00:15:08,575 --> 00:15:11,044
Well, carla,
The king of england
Abdicated his throne
341
00:15:11,044 --> 00:15:12,912
For the love
Of a good woman.
342
00:15:12,912 --> 00:15:15,015
Least I could do is
Tell a little fib.
343
00:15:15,015 --> 00:15:17,384
Well, as we say down
At the post office,
344
00:15:17,384 --> 00:15:19,987
Here's looking
Up your address.
345
00:15:24,024 --> 00:15:26,893
Come on, maggie.
Bottoms up.
346
00:15:26,893 --> 00:15:28,895
I can't, cliff.
347
00:15:28,895 --> 00:15:30,230
Why?
348
00:15:30,230 --> 00:15:31,798
How can we celebrate?
349
00:15:31,798 --> 00:15:33,066
We've dishonored
The uniform.
350
00:15:33,066 --> 00:15:35,168
I don't feel worthy
To wear it.
351
00:15:35,168 --> 00:15:37,537
Yeah, I understand.
352
00:15:37,537 --> 00:15:39,272
Look, uh...
353
00:15:39,272 --> 00:15:40,740
Why don't we go
Back to that motel,
354
00:15:40,740 --> 00:15:43,810
Lie down, and talk
About it, huh?
355
00:15:43,810 --> 00:15:45,112
No, cliff.
356
00:15:45,112 --> 00:15:46,546
Do you think
I fell for you
357
00:15:46,546 --> 00:15:50,683
Because you're
A handsome, sexy man?
358
00:15:50,683 --> 00:15:52,085
I fell for you
359
00:15:52,085 --> 00:15:55,388
Because you're
Handsome inside,
360
00:15:55,388 --> 00:15:59,459
But now, even though I'm
The one that corrupted you,
361
00:15:59,459 --> 00:16:01,328
You are corrupt.
362
00:16:03,396 --> 00:16:07,467
We're both
Dirty inside.
363
00:16:07,467 --> 00:16:09,969
Uh, let's go back
To the motel.
364
00:16:09,969 --> 00:16:11,704
They cater
To people like us.
365
00:16:13,473 --> 00:16:15,208
No. I can't be
With you anymore.
366
00:16:15,208 --> 00:16:18,945
I don't feel
What I felt before.
I'm sorry.
367
00:16:18,945 --> 00:16:21,314
Well, uh...
Is there any way
368
00:16:21,314 --> 00:16:24,884
We could
Get that feeling back?
369
00:16:24,884 --> 00:16:26,486
We can tell them
The truth.
370
00:16:26,486 --> 00:16:28,588
Oh, no, margaret.
If you tell them
The truth,
371
00:16:28,588 --> 00:16:30,457
They're gonna know
That I lied.
372
00:16:30,457 --> 00:16:31,924
Yes, but
With your record,
373
00:16:31,924 --> 00:16:33,293
The worst that
Will happen to us
374
00:16:33,293 --> 00:16:34,994
Is that we'll get is
A slap on the wrist,
375
00:16:34,994 --> 00:16:37,464
And then we can get on
With our lives.
376
00:16:37,464 --> 00:16:40,767
You know what's
Going to happen,
Don't you?
377
00:16:40,767 --> 00:16:42,535
What we did
Back at that motel
378
00:16:42,535 --> 00:16:45,605
Is gonna become part
Of the postal record.
379
00:16:45,605 --> 00:16:47,474
I can live
With that.
380
00:16:49,376 --> 00:16:51,478
Me, too.
381
00:16:51,478 --> 00:16:54,114
Do you think they'd
Give us a copy of that?
382
00:16:57,450 --> 00:16:58,818
Do you
Think they really
383
00:16:58,818 --> 00:17:01,188
Rode the carnal carrousel?
384
00:17:02,789 --> 00:17:04,757
I think
It's possible.
385
00:17:04,757 --> 00:17:06,159
What a thought.
386
00:17:06,159 --> 00:17:07,494
I know. If you
Don't mind,
387
00:17:07,494 --> 00:17:10,663
I'd kind of like
To forget it.
388
00:17:10,663 --> 00:17:11,998
Hey, everybody!
389
00:17:11,998 --> 00:17:13,900
This is
Station w-s-a-m,
390
00:17:13,900 --> 00:17:15,535
50,000 watts
Of power-packed love
391
00:17:15,535 --> 00:17:16,803
Coming your way.
392
00:17:16,803 --> 00:17:18,171
I'll be spinning
The platters that matter here,
393
00:17:18,171 --> 00:17:20,740
And this next moldy oldie
Is dedicated
394
00:17:20,740 --> 00:17:22,475
To the one I lust.
395
00:17:22,475 --> 00:17:23,543
[knock knock]
396
00:17:23,543 --> 00:17:24,344
Who is it?
397
00:17:24,344 --> 00:17:25,545
The righteous brothers.
398
00:17:25,545 --> 00:17:28,315
Uh-oh.
399
00:17:28,315 --> 00:17:30,417
Hello there,
Butter knees.
400
00:17:32,185 --> 00:17:39,192
* oh, my love *
401
00:17:39,192 --> 00:17:50,370
* my darling,
I've hungered for your touch *
402
00:17:50,370 --> 00:17:57,444
* a long, lonely time *
403
00:18:00,847 --> 00:18:11,724
* and time goes by
So slowly *
404
00:18:11,724 --> 00:18:18,565
* and time
Can do so much *
405
00:18:18,565 --> 00:18:25,672
* are you still mine? *
406
00:18:25,672 --> 00:18:30,410
[turns up volume]
407
00:18:30,410 --> 00:18:33,346
* I need your love *
408
00:18:33,346 --> 00:18:36,249
Uh, rebecca,
This tab, look--
409
00:18:38,218 --> 00:18:43,456
* I need your love *
410
00:18:50,163 --> 00:18:54,234
So, uh...I can pay this
Anytime you want.
411
00:18:54,234 --> 00:18:55,468
I don't know
What got into me.
412
00:18:55,468 --> 00:18:57,170
Please apologize
To vera.
413
00:18:57,170 --> 00:19:00,307
Are you kidding?
After that, vera should
Apologize to me.
414
00:19:03,743 --> 00:19:07,380
Hey, mr. Peterson.
How'd it go
With miss howe?
415
00:19:07,380 --> 00:19:09,749
Much better than
I expected, woody.
416
00:19:14,987 --> 00:19:18,191
"Slap on the wrist,"
She says.
417
00:19:18,191 --> 00:19:19,492
"With your record,
All we'll get
418
00:19:19,492 --> 00:19:21,027
Is a severe
Reprimand," she says.
419
00:19:21,027 --> 00:19:22,229
So what happens?
420
00:19:22,229 --> 00:19:25,398
She gets fired,
And I get six weeks
421
00:19:25,398 --> 00:19:28,635
Walking
Dreaded zone 19.
422
00:19:28,635 --> 00:19:31,271
Zone 19?
423
00:19:31,271 --> 00:19:32,839
Rotweiler ridge, norm.
424
00:19:35,742 --> 00:19:37,477
Aw, what the heck?
425
00:19:38,478 --> 00:19:40,112
At least, I won back
The respect
426
00:19:40,112 --> 00:19:41,814
Of the woman
I love, huh?
427
00:19:43,450 --> 00:19:45,585
Maggie! What are
You doing here?
428
00:19:45,585 --> 00:19:47,287
Cliff, I've got
To talk to you.
429
00:19:47,287 --> 00:19:48,421
What's up?
430
00:19:48,421 --> 00:19:49,956
After I was fired,
431
00:19:49,956 --> 00:19:51,491
I wandered around
Aimlessly.
432
00:19:51,491 --> 00:19:53,293
Nowhere to go,
Didn't know what to do.
433
00:19:53,293 --> 00:19:55,762
And as I was crossing
The bridge,
434
00:19:55,762 --> 00:19:58,097
I actually thought I'd do
Something desperate.
435
00:19:58,097 --> 00:19:59,599
Oh, no.
You don't mean--
436
00:19:59,599 --> 00:20:01,834
Yes...U.P.S.
437
00:20:06,439 --> 00:20:08,308
Then I thought,
"Why should I do that?
438
00:20:08,308 --> 00:20:09,776
There are
Alternatives."
439
00:20:09,776 --> 00:20:12,579
I came up
With a wonderful idea.
440
00:20:12,579 --> 00:20:14,514
The canadian
Postal service.
441
00:20:14,514 --> 00:20:18,117
Canada? Jeez.
Why would you want
To go up there?
442
00:20:18,117 --> 00:20:19,286
The mail's
The mail, cliff.
443
00:20:19,286 --> 00:20:22,154
It knows no
National boundaries.
444
00:20:22,154 --> 00:20:24,090
Come with me.
What?
445
00:20:24,090 --> 00:20:25,292
I've got two tickets, cliff.
446
00:20:25,292 --> 00:20:27,427
We could start
A new life there together.
447
00:20:27,427 --> 00:20:29,562
Jeez, maggie,
I don't know.
448
00:20:29,562 --> 00:20:31,698
Go. Marry her.
Be happy.
449
00:20:31,698 --> 00:20:33,966
Just don't have
Any children.
450
00:20:38,271 --> 00:20:41,641
What the heck?
Uh, we come
This far.
451
00:20:41,641 --> 00:20:43,943
Might as well
Go the whole
Nine yards, huh?
452
00:20:43,943 --> 00:20:45,312
Well, let's go!
453
00:20:45,312 --> 00:20:47,580
Hold on a second.
I'll be right with you.
454
00:20:47,580 --> 00:20:50,149
Normie...
Pal of mine,
455
00:20:50,149 --> 00:20:52,051
I'll be seeing you.
456
00:20:52,051 --> 00:20:53,420
It's for the best.
457
00:20:53,420 --> 00:20:55,722
Cliff, did you just
Kiss me on the neck?
458
00:20:55,722 --> 00:20:56,989
I don't know
What it is.
459
00:20:56,989 --> 00:20:58,090
Nobody can
Keep their lips
460
00:20:58,090 --> 00:21:00,360
Off me today.
461
00:21:00,360 --> 00:21:01,894
Fras, take care.
462
00:21:01,894 --> 00:21:03,162
Carla,
I forgive you.
463
00:21:03,162 --> 00:21:04,364
Sammy--
464
00:21:04,364 --> 00:21:05,565
Cliff, wait a minute.
Hey, man.
465
00:21:05,565 --> 00:21:07,033
Just think about this
For a minute.
466
00:21:07,033 --> 00:21:08,735
You've only
Known the girl
For about a week.
467
00:21:08,735 --> 00:21:10,937
I mean, all you've shared
Is one night in a motel
468
00:21:10,937 --> 00:21:12,339
And a huge lie.
469
00:21:12,339 --> 00:21:14,006
That's enough
For me, sammy.
470
00:21:16,042 --> 00:21:17,544
Well, cliff, uh,
471
00:21:17,544 --> 00:21:19,612
Why don't you consider what
You're giving up--
472
00:21:19,612 --> 00:21:22,749
Your job,
Your seniority,
Your pension.
473
00:21:22,749 --> 00:21:25,318
Yeah, doc,
But have a gander
474
00:21:25,318 --> 00:21:27,420
At what I'm
Gonna be gaining.
475
00:21:27,420 --> 00:21:29,422
Maggie, hitch up
Those huskies.
476
00:21:29,422 --> 00:21:31,391
Canada,
Here we come.
477
00:21:31,391 --> 00:21:33,426
Uh, cliff,
Wait a minute, man.
478
00:21:33,426 --> 00:21:34,627
Give this
Some thought.
479
00:21:34,627 --> 00:21:36,128
Think about what
You're doing here.
480
00:21:36,128 --> 00:21:37,764
I know what
You guys are doing,
And I appreciate it.
481
00:21:37,764 --> 00:21:41,167
But there's nothing
You could do or say
482
00:21:41,167 --> 00:21:45,505
To make me
Change my mind.
483
00:21:45,505 --> 00:21:48,808
* fearless men
Who jump and die *
484
00:21:48,808 --> 00:21:52,979
* men who mean
Just what they say *
485
00:21:52,979 --> 00:21:57,784
* the brave men
Of the green beret *
486
00:21:57,784 --> 00:21:59,719
[all humming]
487
00:22:08,961 --> 00:22:10,329
Margaret...
488
00:22:11,498 --> 00:22:13,500
You're a fine woman.
489
00:22:15,535 --> 00:22:17,904
But I can't
Leave my country.
490
00:22:20,707 --> 00:22:23,843
My place is here...
In america.
491
00:22:25,645 --> 00:22:28,581
I can't
Leave my home.
492
00:22:28,581 --> 00:22:32,519
Can't you...
Can't you stay
Here with me?
493
00:22:32,519 --> 00:22:34,153
I'm a mail carrier, cliff.
494
00:22:34,153 --> 00:22:36,022
I have
To deliver the mail.
495
00:22:39,325 --> 00:22:41,127
I understand.
496
00:22:42,462 --> 00:22:44,363
But, cliff,
It'll be so terrible.
497
00:22:44,363 --> 00:22:47,400
I'll be so cold
And all alone.
498
00:22:47,400 --> 00:22:49,469
Who will
Keep me warm?
499
00:22:51,137 --> 00:22:53,473
You'll do fine,
Margaret.
500
00:22:53,473 --> 00:22:56,943
Women have that
Extra layer of fat.
501
00:23:03,683 --> 00:23:06,819
Carry on, o'keefe.
502
00:23:06,819 --> 00:23:10,457
I'll never forget you,
Cliff clavin.
503
00:23:10,457 --> 00:23:12,058
Good-bye.
504
00:23:13,626 --> 00:23:15,662
* 100 men *
505
00:23:15,662 --> 00:23:18,030
* will test one day *
506
00:23:18,030 --> 00:23:23,736
* but only three
Wear the green beret *
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