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Cheers is filmed before
A live studio audience.
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Oh, hi, dr. Sternin.
Dr. Crane isn't here.
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I know. He's home,
And that's why I'm not.
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Whoa. Trouble
In casa de wacko?
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Not really.
Scotch, woody.
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I'm just not
Looking forward
To going home.
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Frasier's giving me
Every indication
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That he expects me
To indulge in another one
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Of his silly little
Fantasies tonight,
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But it's really
Rather personal.
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I know just what you mean.
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Husbands
Can drive you nuts
About stuff like that.
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Take my eddie.
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He borrowed
This fairy princess
Costume
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From the ice show.
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Really,
Every friday night
I have to dress up
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And put a magic
Sex spell on him.
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Well, as long
As we're sharing,
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Here's what I have
Waiting for me.
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Every so often,
Frasier likes to regress
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To his childhood.
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First, he insists
On calling me mommy.
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I fix him cinnamon toast
And strawberry milk.
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Then it's bathtime--
One of my favorites--
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Followed by
My tucking him into bed
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And singing all the
Pretty little horseys.
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After that, we make love
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Until the windows
Rattle.
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Men. They're
Really something,
Aren't they?
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Oh, by the way,
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About all that
Fairy princess stuff,
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I was just kidding.
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Uh, so was I.
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Oh, right, mommy.
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Hey, guys,
Get a load of this!
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Oh, carla! Carla!
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* sometimes
You want to go *
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* where everybody
Knows your name *
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* and they're always
Glad you came *
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* you want to be
Where you can see *
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* our troubles
Are all the same *
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* you want to go *
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* where everybody
Knows your name *
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Afternoon, everybody.
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Norm!
Norm!
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Mr. Peterson,
There's a cold one
Waiting for you.
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I know. If she calls
I'm not here.
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You're just the man
I want to see here.
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I want you to taste
This bloody mary for me.
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No, please, sammy,
Not again.
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We did this
All day yesterday.
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We're gonna do it all day
Today until
We get this right.
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Listen up, everybody.
I'm not losing
The bloody mary contest
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To gary's
Olde towne tavern again.
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Now, please.
I got rebecca out there,
I got carla out there.
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They all got their little
Jobs. The least you can do
Is taste this for me.
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All right.
All right.
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There you go.
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Huh?
What do you think?
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Not bad, sammy.
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I mean,
It's a little thick,
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But all in all,
I'd have to say--
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Ok. I get the point.
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Actually, I rather
Liked that one.
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Hey, hey, whoa, whoa.
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Hey, whoa. Would you
Guys stop horsing around
Here? I'm serious.
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I want this guy gary,
And I want him bad.
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I'm tired of having him do
Everything better than we do.
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He's got a better softball
Team, a better
Tag football team--
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Better t-shirts.
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They have t-shirts?
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Here. I'll show you.
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Oh, yeah.
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Yeah, I've got that one
In red.
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They have 'em
In red now?
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But you gotta pre-order.
They're 100% cotton.
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All the sizes
Are very true.
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I'll phone 'em
This afternoon.
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Listen, you guys are not
Taking me seriously.
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I mean it.
I want to hurt this
Guy where he lives.
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Speaking of that,
Have you seen his house?
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He's renovating this
Beautiful old victorian.
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It's on the cover
Of boston magazine.
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I hear he's coming
Out with a new
T-shirt of it, too.
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You guys aren't helping me.
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Sammy, I'm back.
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What took you
So long?
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I just spent the last two hours
Wandering through the
Streets of chinatown,
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Thanks to your
Brilliant directions.
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Why? What?
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"Look for a shop
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With a dead duck
Hanging in the window."
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I defy you to find
A shop in chinatown
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Without a dead duck
In the window.
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Anyway, I got it.
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You are looking
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At the last ounce
Of black cardamom
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On the eastern seaboard.
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Ooh.
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Sammy,
Let's see that stuff.
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Sammy, you really
Think that stuff's gonna
Help us win the contest?
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Are you kidding me? Wait
Till you see what this does
To the taste of a bloody mary.
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Ooh, boy. This is
Pretty pungent stuff, huh?
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[ah-choo]
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Oh, my god,
My allergy.
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Did someone bring
Some black cardamom
In here?
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Woody,
It's all gone.
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That's great.
There goes the contest.
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Big deal. In about
20 minutes,
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I'm gonna swell up
Like a blowfish.
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What are we
Supposed to do now?
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Usually I pack
My face in ice.
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Sam, guess
What I've got
Under my coat.
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If I guess right,
Can I keep them?
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No, you idiot.
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I've got some
Of gary's top-secret
Bloody mary mix.
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Hey, way to go,
Rebecca!
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Baby, how did you get it?
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How do you think
I got it?
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You did that
Dorky twirl,
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And when he laughed,
You grabbed it
And ran.
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Fine. Forget it.
I'm not gonna tell you.
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Oh, come on. We won't
Make fun of you.
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All right.
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That thing carla said.
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Well, I'm the one
That got it.
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Well, no, it's good.
It's good.
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Now I'm going to take it
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To the company
Pharmaceutical division
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And have it analyzed
To find out gary's
Secret ingredient.
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No need to do that,
Rebecca.
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Sammy, pour me a shot
Of that concoction.
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I'll tell you
Exactly what's in it.
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I got very sensitive
Taste buds.
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Matter of fact,
In medieval times,
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Clavins were
The royal tasters.
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I heard they were
A royal something.
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I don't know
What's in it,
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But gary makes the best
Bloody mary I've ever tasted.
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All right,
Sammy, set me up
With a shot of that.
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Hey, you guys,
Don't drink it all. I have
To take some to the lab.
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This is great.
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Gary deserves
To win this contest
Every year.
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It's almost worth
Cramming myself
Into this dress.
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I'd dress up as
A hooker to get
Some of this stuff.
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Oh, come on, you guys.
It can't be that special.
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I suppose you're gonna
Tell me cheers never made
A bloody mary this good?
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Sammy, cheers never made
Anything this good.
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Wonder what's in it.
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[glass crashes on floor]
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Well, we know there's
Black cardamom in it.
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Damn it, woody!
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Ah, cheers--
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Where good times
Go to die.
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Well, well, well,
If it isn't gary
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From gary's
Olde towne tavern.
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Look, pal, didn't
I tell you if you stuck
One more foot in here,
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You'd have me
To answer to?
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Yeah, and I told you
If you got in my way, you'd
Wind up in the next zip code.
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Then we have had
This discussion, huh?
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Listen, I brought
A little present to
My friends at cheers.
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Yeah? What's that, gary?
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Towels for you
To cry into
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After I win
The bloody mary contest.
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Know what I'd like to
Do with that towel?
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I'd like to shove that
Up your nose,
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Pull it out your mouth
A couple times,
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And buff up your sinuses
For you.
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Oh, as if you could.
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Oh, I could.
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You could not.
Could, too.
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Could not!
Could, too.
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Could not!
Could, too!
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All right, sammy!
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See me slip that
"Could, too" in there?
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You won that one,
Malone.
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That's the last thing
You're gonna win.
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Hey, big shot, we won
This contest the first
Two years they had it.
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Since I opened,
I've won the last four.
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All that proves
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Is you've won it
Twice as much
As we have.
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How'd you like
That, sam?
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Let me handle this,
Woody.
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Just get going.
Get out of here,
Would you?
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Is this
The thanks I get
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For my heartfelt
Gift?
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No.
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This is.
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Oh, that's nice.
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I see you're still hiring
The cool grace kelly-type
For waitresses.
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Choke on it.
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Ok, ok, I'm going back
To the olde towne tavern,
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Where my exclusive
Satellite coverage
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Of the world
Welterweight title fight
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Is about to get underway.
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Hey. Hey, wait.
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Hey, whoa.
Come on.
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Where the hell
Do you think
You're going?
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Just taking
A little stroll.
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Ah, that was
Refreshing, wasn't it?
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Hey, doc. What's
Going on?
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For one thing, I find
Myself batching it again.
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Lilith finally blow
Her brains out?
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No, but thank you
For asking
After her, carla.
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Where is the lovely
Dr. Sternin?
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She's in albany
For a few days
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Attending a conference
On gender stereotyping.
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Gender stereotyping?
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Yes. It's
Unfairly attributing
Certain modes of behavior
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Exclusively to one sex.
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Sounds kind of
Boring. Why did she
Go to that?
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Who knows?
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You know women.
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I can't tell you
How honored we are that
You've chosen our bar
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As the site of
The bloody mary contest.
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We were going to hold it
At gary's olde towne tavern,
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But they're just so
Darn crowded in there.
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Well, you know
You'll never have
That problem here.
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Well, I better be going.
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I have to drop off
A set of rules
At gary's tavern.
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So long.
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Bye.
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What? Hey, that's
Gary on the tv.
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We hid
A secret camera
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In a competitor's
Establishment.
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Let's hear what
They have to say
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About gary's
Bloody marys.
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I don't know
What's in that,
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But gary makes the best bloody
Mary I've ever tasted.
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Really?
Gary deserves to win
This contest every year.
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Thank you very much.
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You'd be surprised
What some people would do
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To get ahold of
My bloody mary mix.
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I'd dress up like
A hooker to get
Some of this stuff.
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But you can get
A pretty good bloody mary
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Just about anywhere in
Town, isn't that right?
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Cheers never made
A bloody mary this good.
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If you say so,
Sam malone of cheers.
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Anybody know
The way to gary's?
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I'll give you
A lift.
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I can't believe
That weasel filmed us.
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Oh, that stunt tears it.
Now I'm mad.
243
00:11:03,463 --> 00:11:04,998
Yeah, I can tell.
How?
244
00:11:04,998 --> 00:11:07,167
That little vein
Bulging in my forehead?
245
00:11:07,167 --> 00:11:08,401
No.
246
00:11:08,401 --> 00:11:10,470
My nostrils flaring?
No.
247
00:11:10,470 --> 00:11:12,472
My jaw's clenched?
No.
248
00:11:12,472 --> 00:11:14,274
Well, then how
Can you tell?
249
00:11:14,274 --> 00:11:17,277
You just said
"Now I'm mad."
250
00:11:17,277 --> 00:11:19,479
Yeah, well, now
I'm really mad.
251
00:11:19,479 --> 00:11:21,114
Yeah, I can tell.
252
00:11:23,050 --> 00:11:25,919
I tell you something.
This is war.
This is total war.
253
00:11:25,919 --> 00:11:28,155
No prisoners. No truce.
No amnesty. No nothing.
254
00:11:28,155 --> 00:11:30,490
Only one of us is gonna
Walk out of there standing.
255
00:11:30,490 --> 00:11:32,359
What are
You gonna do, sam?
256
00:11:32,359 --> 00:11:34,962
If we want to really
Mess him up, we're gonna
Have to infiltrate his bar.
257
00:11:34,962 --> 00:11:36,596
Let me do it,
Sam.
258
00:11:36,596 --> 00:11:38,265
Please,
Let me do it.
259
00:11:38,265 --> 00:11:41,001
I've taken a lot of
Makeup classes.
I can put on a disguise
260
00:11:41,001 --> 00:11:43,670
And get in there without
Anyone knowing about it.
261
00:11:43,670 --> 00:11:45,005
Woody, I don't think so.
262
00:11:45,005 --> 00:11:47,808
Come on, let me do it.
I feel responsible.
263
00:11:47,808 --> 00:11:51,011
I'm the one who
Blew away the spice.
I'm the one who broke the jar.
264
00:11:51,011 --> 00:11:53,213
I'm the one who broke the door
In the men's room...
265
00:11:53,213 --> 00:11:54,514
What?
266
00:11:54,514 --> 00:11:56,316
At the bus station
Downtown.
267
00:11:56,316 --> 00:11:58,185
Come on, let me
Make it up to you.
268
00:11:58,185 --> 00:12:00,020
Woody, you don't know
What you're getting
Yourself into.
269
00:12:00,020 --> 00:12:02,122
Those guys
At gary's are vicious.
270
00:12:02,122 --> 00:12:04,091
They could
Strip you naked,
271
00:12:04,091 --> 00:12:06,026
Paint you red,
And put you on a subway.
272
00:12:06,026 --> 00:12:07,527
They wouldn't do that.
273
00:12:07,527 --> 00:12:10,197
They did it to me,
274
00:12:10,197 --> 00:12:11,631
But I got the best
Of them.
275
00:12:11,631 --> 00:12:12,833
How's that?
276
00:12:12,833 --> 00:12:15,735
I loved it.
277
00:12:15,735 --> 00:12:17,004
Wait a minute.
278
00:12:17,004 --> 00:12:18,939
Hey, come here, woody,
Woody, woody.
279
00:12:18,939 --> 00:12:20,340
I got a plan.
Listen up.
280
00:12:20,340 --> 00:12:24,211
Shh! Gary had a camera
In here the other day.
281
00:12:24,211 --> 00:12:26,646
He could have a
Spy in here now.
282
00:12:26,646 --> 00:12:30,250
The whole place
Could be bugged.
283
00:12:30,250 --> 00:12:31,518
Come on, you guys.
284
00:12:31,518 --> 00:12:33,086
Whoa, whoa!
285
00:12:33,086 --> 00:12:35,055
Don't take off
In a clump like that.
286
00:12:35,055 --> 00:12:36,556
It will look
Suspicious.
287
00:12:36,556 --> 00:12:39,492
Everybody, split up.
We'll hook up outside.
288
00:12:57,077 --> 00:12:58,578
No, no! You're
Clumping up again.
289
00:12:58,578 --> 00:13:00,347
Spread out!
290
00:13:12,592 --> 00:13:14,227
No, you're
Clumping up again.
291
00:13:18,698 --> 00:13:20,767
Cliffie, you got the
Time, pal?
292
00:13:20,767 --> 00:13:22,669
Right. Time check.
293
00:13:22,669 --> 00:13:25,172
2200 zulu.
294
00:13:25,172 --> 00:13:26,974
Agent hoosier
Is overdue.
295
00:13:26,974 --> 00:13:29,709
Abort operation red dawn.
296
00:13:29,709 --> 00:13:33,546
Cliff,
What in god's name
Are you talking about?
297
00:13:33,546 --> 00:13:35,949
Spy lingo, norm.
298
00:13:35,949 --> 00:13:37,417
Woody's not back
From gary's yet.
299
00:13:37,417 --> 00:13:40,153
It's time to
Mobilize our forces.
Let's go.
300
00:13:40,153 --> 00:13:42,422
I'm just the man
For it.
301
00:13:42,422 --> 00:13:44,424
I actually considered
A career as a spy
When I was young,
302
00:13:44,424 --> 00:13:47,627
But in the end,
I decided not to go
Into intelligence.
303
00:13:47,627 --> 00:13:49,129
That seems only fair.
304
00:13:49,129 --> 00:13:52,132
None of it went
Into you.
305
00:13:52,132 --> 00:13:54,434
Hey, guys, what's
The big rush here?
Give him a chance.
306
00:13:54,434 --> 00:13:56,436
He's only about
Five minutes late.
307
00:13:56,436 --> 00:13:59,172
Actually I think we might
Be underestimating woody.
308
00:13:59,172 --> 00:14:01,341
Something tells me he
Might actually
Pull this thing off.
309
00:14:01,341 --> 00:14:02,642
Hey!
310
00:14:02,642 --> 00:14:04,277
Hey!
311
00:14:05,645 --> 00:14:08,348
Wait, there's a note.
312
00:14:08,348 --> 00:14:10,183
What does it say?
313
00:14:10,183 --> 00:14:11,651
"Compliments of gary's.
We deliver."
314
00:14:11,651 --> 00:14:13,486
[mumbling]
315
00:14:13,486 --> 00:14:14,721
What?
316
00:14:14,721 --> 00:14:16,189
What are you trying
To say?
317
00:14:16,189 --> 00:14:17,657
He's trying
To say something.
318
00:14:17,657 --> 00:14:19,159
What are you
Trying to say?
319
00:14:19,159 --> 00:14:21,661
Don't rip off the tape!
320
00:14:21,661 --> 00:14:23,296
Aah!
321
00:14:34,774 --> 00:14:37,010
That's it, cornmeal,
You blew it.
322
00:14:37,010 --> 00:14:38,778
I'm telling you,
I was doing fine.
323
00:14:38,778 --> 00:14:41,949
I borrowed this great costume
From my theater group.
324
00:14:41,949 --> 00:14:43,716
I really looked
Like a nun.
325
00:14:43,716 --> 00:14:45,485
I went in there--
326
00:14:45,485 --> 00:14:48,655
Whoa, whoa. You
Dressed up as a nun
And went into a bar?
327
00:14:48,655 --> 00:14:52,659
It was either that or one of
The von trapp children.
328
00:14:54,494 --> 00:14:58,498
This is
The stupidest thing
I have ever heard of.
329
00:14:58,498 --> 00:15:00,500
Hey, I don't see
Anybody else
330
00:15:00,500 --> 00:15:04,304
Volunteering to go over there
And get roughed up
And hung by their heels.
331
00:15:04,304 --> 00:15:06,073
I did it 'cause
I was trying to help.
332
00:15:06,073 --> 00:15:09,676
Ok, you were trying to help.
Why did you have to be
So stupid about it?
333
00:15:09,676 --> 00:15:12,612
That's another thing.
I'm sick and tired
Of hearing that word.
334
00:15:12,612 --> 00:15:14,114
Stupid! Stupid! Stupid!
335
00:15:14,114 --> 00:15:15,515
If I hear
That word one more time,
336
00:15:15,515 --> 00:15:17,217
I'm walking out of here
And never coming back.
337
00:15:17,217 --> 00:15:18,618
Come on, man,
That's stupid.
338
00:15:18,618 --> 00:15:20,720
That's it.
I quit.
339
00:15:20,720 --> 00:15:22,990
No, I'm serious.
I've had it with this place.
340
00:15:22,990 --> 00:15:24,824
I'm not appreciated
Here anymore.
341
00:15:24,824 --> 00:15:27,460
Woody, come on,
That's not true.
342
00:15:27,460 --> 00:15:28,628
Leave me alone!
343
00:15:39,172 --> 00:15:43,376
Well, look who's back--
Sister mary woody.
344
00:15:45,745 --> 00:15:47,247
I'm looking
For a job.
345
00:15:47,247 --> 00:15:49,549
Oh, right.
I heard you quit cheers.
346
00:15:49,549 --> 00:15:53,253
I'm never going back
Into cheers again,
347
00:15:53,253 --> 00:15:56,256
Except to get
My last check
348
00:15:56,256 --> 00:15:59,259
And the only key
To my apartment.
349
00:15:59,259 --> 00:16:00,994
Where did you stay
Last night?
350
00:16:00,994 --> 00:16:04,764
I just walked around
Down to the commons,
351
00:16:04,764 --> 00:16:06,433
Over the river,
352
00:16:06,433 --> 00:16:08,768
Across the river
To cambridge,
353
00:16:08,768 --> 00:16:10,270
Back over the river,
354
00:16:10,270 --> 00:16:12,772
Took a right
At the prudential
Building,
355
00:16:12,772 --> 00:16:14,574
Stopped at
A newsstand,
356
00:16:14,574 --> 00:16:16,976
Thought about buying
A paper. Didn't.
357
00:16:16,976 --> 00:16:18,745
Ok, ok, ok.
358
00:16:18,745 --> 00:16:21,014
I get it.
359
00:16:21,014 --> 00:16:22,915
So, you're coming to me
For a job?
360
00:16:22,915 --> 00:16:25,952
I don't
Owe cheers diddly.
361
00:16:25,952 --> 00:16:27,887
Well, you're
A darn good barkeep,
362
00:16:27,887 --> 00:16:29,322
And I could use
An extra hand.
363
00:16:29,322 --> 00:16:31,191
There's always an upsurge
Of business every year
364
00:16:31,191 --> 00:16:34,194
After I win
The bloody mary contest.
365
00:16:34,194 --> 00:16:37,030
Why not?
Grab an apron
In the back.
366
00:16:37,030 --> 00:16:40,300
Aw, gee,
You won't regret this.
367
00:16:40,300 --> 00:16:41,601
Wait till I tell my mom
368
00:16:41,601 --> 00:16:44,737
I'm working
For that weasel gary.
369
00:16:46,606 --> 00:16:48,808
Are you crazy?
He's the enemy.
370
00:16:48,808 --> 00:16:50,277
I think he's ok.
371
00:16:50,277 --> 00:16:51,711
I was in cheers
When he quit.
372
00:16:51,711 --> 00:16:52,812
It was real ugly.
373
00:16:52,812 --> 00:16:56,616
I don't know. You think
We can trust him?
374
00:16:56,616 --> 00:16:59,219
Gary, I found a nickel
In the pocket of this apron.
375
00:16:59,219 --> 00:17:02,822
You know who it belongs to,
Or should I put up a flyer?
376
00:17:02,822 --> 00:17:04,757
I think we can trust him.
377
00:17:10,630 --> 00:17:12,732
Afternoon, everybody.
Hey, hey, gary!
378
00:17:12,732 --> 00:17:14,734
Well, this is it.
379
00:17:14,734 --> 00:17:17,337
The day of the big contest.
380
00:17:17,337 --> 00:17:18,838
Hey, woody, come here.
381
00:17:18,838 --> 00:17:20,407
Yes, sir.
382
00:17:20,407 --> 00:17:22,109
Woody, I'm going
To be honest with you.
383
00:17:22,109 --> 00:17:25,545
I had my doubts
About you, having
Worked at cheers and all,
384
00:17:25,545 --> 00:17:28,848
But after the way
You've worked out here
This last week,
385
00:17:28,848 --> 00:17:30,983
You're really
One of us now.
386
00:17:30,983 --> 00:17:33,086
Thank you.
387
00:17:33,086 --> 00:17:34,854
By the way, here.
388
00:17:34,854 --> 00:17:36,356
What is it?
389
00:17:36,356 --> 00:17:39,659
Came for you a few
Days ago. I forgot
To give it to you.
390
00:17:39,659 --> 00:17:43,530
"This is to inform you
That the contest has been
Moved up two hours
391
00:17:43,530 --> 00:17:45,565
To 12:00 noon."
392
00:17:45,565 --> 00:17:47,100
You forgot
To give this to me?
393
00:17:47,100 --> 00:17:49,936
Is it important?
394
00:17:49,936 --> 00:17:53,173
Oh, wait a minute.
Wait a minute.
395
00:17:53,173 --> 00:17:54,841
Damn it, boy,
396
00:17:54,841 --> 00:17:56,676
You and malone
Set me up.
397
00:17:56,676 --> 00:18:00,180
You knew about this
Time change two days ago.
398
00:18:00,180 --> 00:18:03,883
Well, don't just
Stand there like a bump
On a log. Say something.
399
00:18:03,883 --> 00:18:05,818
Gotcha, gar.
400
00:18:07,687 --> 00:18:11,424
That means the contest
Started five minutes ago.
401
00:18:11,424 --> 00:18:14,627
Gee, boss, I don't think
You're gonna make it.
402
00:18:14,627 --> 00:18:16,596
I think
You're going to lose.
403
00:18:16,596 --> 00:18:18,998
I think you're going to fall
Flat on your face.
404
00:18:18,998 --> 00:18:21,168
I think...
405
00:18:21,168 --> 00:18:23,836
I'm going to be hanging
Upside-down again.
406
00:18:25,405 --> 00:18:27,540
Get him! Come on,
Get him!
407
00:18:33,713 --> 00:18:35,415
I wish I could give
All of you an award,
408
00:18:35,415 --> 00:18:37,917
But there can only
Be one winner.
409
00:18:37,917 --> 00:18:41,421
Surprise, malone.
I made it.
410
00:18:41,421 --> 00:18:43,923
No, he's disqualified.
He's late.
411
00:18:43,923 --> 00:18:45,725
[crowd booing]
412
00:18:45,725 --> 00:18:47,727
I didn't get
The message
About the time change.
413
00:18:47,727 --> 00:18:50,730
They tried
To keep me away,
But it didn't work.
414
00:18:50,730 --> 00:18:52,932
That's a lie,
And you should be
Disqualified
415
00:18:52,932 --> 00:18:54,834
For making a
Slanderous remark
416
00:18:54,834 --> 00:18:57,904
And for wearing
That shirt
With those pants.
417
00:19:01,408 --> 00:19:03,643
There's still time
For another entry.
418
00:19:03,643 --> 00:19:06,179
All right!
419
00:19:06,179 --> 00:19:07,380
Here.
420
00:19:07,380 --> 00:19:10,583
Try a real bloody mary.
421
00:19:16,022 --> 00:19:17,924
Hands down the winner.
422
00:19:17,924 --> 00:19:19,125
All right!
All right!
423
00:19:19,125 --> 00:19:20,327
Olde towne tavern!
424
00:19:20,327 --> 00:19:21,961
Olde towne tavern!
425
00:19:21,961 --> 00:19:23,963
Olde towne tavern!
426
00:19:23,963 --> 00:19:26,766
Old towne tavern!
Hey, hey, sam!
427
00:19:26,766 --> 00:19:28,768
Here's a little bit
Of advice for you.
428
00:19:28,768 --> 00:19:31,971
Give up while you got
A shred of dignity left.
429
00:19:31,971 --> 00:19:33,906
Oops! Too late!
430
00:19:40,680 --> 00:19:41,914
All clear?
431
00:19:41,914 --> 00:19:43,115
All clear.
432
00:19:43,115 --> 00:19:44,717
Yahoo!
433
00:19:49,356 --> 00:19:50,957
Oh, my man, woody!
434
00:19:50,957 --> 00:19:53,926
Whew! That's good, man.
Take that makeup off.
435
00:19:58,665 --> 00:20:02,502
Now, just a minute.
That's woody? My god.
436
00:20:02,502 --> 00:20:04,804
This is amazing makeup.
This is just incredible.
437
00:20:04,804 --> 00:20:08,007
This was part of some
Elaborate ruse, huh?
438
00:20:08,007 --> 00:20:09,742
Yeah, we set the
Whole thing up.
439
00:20:09,742 --> 00:20:12,812
That way we can get
Gary out of here before
The real contest starts.
440
00:20:12,812 --> 00:20:14,981
And when you made such
A fool of yourself
Pretending to be a nun...
441
00:20:14,981 --> 00:20:16,449
That was
Part of the plan.
442
00:20:16,449 --> 00:20:18,718
When you went to work
For gary?
Part of the plan.
443
00:20:18,718 --> 00:20:20,420
When you told gary
The time of the contest
Had changed?
444
00:20:20,420 --> 00:20:22,021
All part
Of the plan.
445
00:20:22,021 --> 00:20:23,523
Hey, guys,
446
00:20:23,523 --> 00:20:25,825
I'm ready
For the real contest.
447
00:20:25,825 --> 00:20:27,860
Not part
Of the plan.
448
00:20:34,033 --> 00:20:36,168
And the winner of
Boston's
449
00:20:36,168 --> 00:20:38,338
Annual bloody mary
Contest is...
450
00:20:38,338 --> 00:20:40,507
Gary's olde towne tavern.
451
00:20:40,507 --> 00:20:43,042
Yay!
452
00:20:43,042 --> 00:20:46,446
Where have I heard
That before?
453
00:20:46,446 --> 00:20:48,047
You know, sam,
454
00:20:48,047 --> 00:20:49,549
It was a stroke of genius
455
00:20:49,549 --> 00:20:52,552
Having little abner there
Playing the judge.
456
00:20:52,552 --> 00:20:54,053
I gotta admit I fell for it
457
00:20:54,053 --> 00:20:57,857
Until I got within
About 20 feet.
458
00:20:57,857 --> 00:21:00,560
Yeah, very funny.
We're going to get you
Next year, gary,
459
00:21:00,560 --> 00:21:02,061
And it's not gonna
Be very pretty.
460
00:21:02,061 --> 00:21:03,563
Oh, yeah?
Yeah.
461
00:21:03,563 --> 00:21:05,064
Oh, yeah?
Yeah.
462
00:21:05,064 --> 00:21:06,866
Don't try to outfox me
Because you can't.
463
00:21:06,866 --> 00:21:09,068
Every time you think
You got me fooled,
464
00:21:09,068 --> 00:21:10,870
I'm one step ahead of you.
465
00:21:10,870 --> 00:21:14,073
But I gotta admit,
This time you came...
466
00:21:14,073 --> 00:21:16,075
That close. Ha ha!
467
00:21:16,075 --> 00:21:18,010
Very funny. Very funny.
468
00:21:19,579 --> 00:21:22,815
I can't believe
He did it again.
469
00:21:22,815 --> 00:21:25,585
45...50.
470
00:21:25,585 --> 00:21:27,019
Carla, what
Are you doing?
471
00:21:27,019 --> 00:21:30,757
You usually pay off a judge
After you win a contest.
472
00:21:30,757 --> 00:21:32,592
If the contest that
Had just happened were
The real contest
473
00:21:32,592 --> 00:21:34,894
Which it wasn't,
474
00:21:34,894 --> 00:21:38,097
And if this guy
Were the real judge
Which he's not.
475
00:21:38,097 --> 00:21:41,100
Did you follow
Any of that?
476
00:21:41,100 --> 00:21:42,902
This is my
Next-door neighbor.
477
00:21:42,902 --> 00:21:45,104
The real judge
Is some old lady
From cambridge.
478
00:21:45,104 --> 00:21:46,806
Thanks for
Helping out, larry.
479
00:21:46,806 --> 00:21:48,040
Any time, carla.
480
00:21:49,642 --> 00:21:52,612
Wait a minute. If this
Wasn't the real contest,
481
00:21:52,612 --> 00:21:54,414
When is the real contest?
482
00:21:54,414 --> 00:21:55,915
In about
Half an hour.
483
00:21:55,915 --> 00:21:58,117
Are you telling me
We still have a chance
To win this?
484
00:21:58,117 --> 00:21:59,352
We sure do!
485
00:21:59,352 --> 00:22:02,188
Carla! Carla!
486
00:22:02,188 --> 00:22:04,457
Carla! Carla!
487
00:22:04,457 --> 00:22:06,225
Carla! Carla!
488
00:22:06,225 --> 00:22:07,994
Carla! Carla!
489
00:22:07,994 --> 00:22:10,997
Carla, how long
Have you had this planned?
490
00:22:10,997 --> 00:22:15,101
Since about a minute
After we lost
Last year's contest.
491
00:22:15,101 --> 00:22:16,536
This is
Unbelievable!
492
00:22:16,536 --> 00:22:18,304
What, that I could
Come up a great plan?
493
00:22:18,304 --> 00:22:20,773
No. That you paid
This guy money out
Of your own pocket.
494
00:22:20,773 --> 00:22:22,208
Get real.
495
00:22:22,208 --> 00:22:26,078
I lifted gary's wallet
When he was leaving
The bar.
496
00:22:29,148 --> 00:22:33,152
Thank god
You are on our side.
497
00:22:33,152 --> 00:22:34,654
And from here on in,
498
00:22:34,654 --> 00:22:35,888
Whether we win or lose,
499
00:22:35,888 --> 00:22:37,924
What's really important
To remember--
500
00:22:37,924 --> 00:22:41,394
And I'm saying this
In the spirit of true
Sportsmen everywhere is--
501
00:22:41,394 --> 00:22:43,162
Gary won't win!
502
00:22:43,162 --> 00:22:45,164
Yeah!
Gary won't win!
503
00:22:45,164 --> 00:22:47,166
Gary won't win!
504
00:22:47,166 --> 00:22:51,103
Hey, guys,
I am on to you.
505
00:22:52,905 --> 00:22:55,675
Oh, man, I give up.
506
00:22:55,675 --> 00:22:58,110
Now hand over my wallet.
507
00:23:00,880 --> 00:23:01,948
Your what?
508
00:23:01,948 --> 00:23:03,816
Come on, somebody
Took my wallet.
509
00:23:03,816 --> 00:23:05,752
Yeah, someone
Handed it in.
510
00:23:05,752 --> 00:23:07,687
You must have
Dropped it when you were
Leaving the bar.
511
00:23:07,687 --> 00:23:10,322
Yeah, yeah. Thanks.
512
00:23:10,322 --> 00:23:12,425
So long, chumps.
513
00:23:16,863 --> 00:23:21,200
Gary won't win.
Gary won't win.
514
00:23:21,200 --> 00:23:22,835
Gary won't win.
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