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Cliff: cheers is filmed before
A live studio audience.
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Carla,
Give me a beer.
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Right.
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What's the story
With sam?
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Isn't he back
From italy yet?
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Nah. 3 whole days,
And we haven't
Heard a word.
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He just went
Over there to stop
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Diane and frasier
From getting married.
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Don't know what could be
Taking him so long.
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Maybe frasier's
Still thanking him.
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Hey, I wouldn't be
A bit surprised
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If diane now had a malone
After her name.
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Could be, cliffie.
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Italy is an awfully
Darn romantic place.
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I almost went
There myself
On my honeymoon.
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Had the plane
Reservations
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And the hotel
Reservations--
Everything.
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What stopped you, norm?
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Well, vera, you know,
She insisted on coming.
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Bet you want to know
How it went in italy.
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Uh, no.
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Not really.
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How about you,
Cliffie?
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I'm going to
Tell you anyway.
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Got off the plane
And I
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Took a cab
To the marino estate
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Where I had been told
They were gonna
Get married,
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But they wouldn't
Let me in,
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So I jumped over
The fence and landed
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In the middle of seven
Snarling rottweilers.
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Rottweilers--comes
From the german word--
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Cliff, shut up.
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Yes, sir.
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Luckily,
I outsmarted the dogs
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By diving into a moat.
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While the police
Were fishing me out,
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I discovered that
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Diane and frasier decided
To get married someplace else.
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This was right before
They threw me in jail.
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Jail? Then how
Did you get out?
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Well, uh...
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A local landowner
Bailed me out.
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Actually, he didn't
Bail me out.
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There's a different
System over there.
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He purchased me.
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It seems, uh...
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It seems his ox died
Or something.
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I really don't want
To talk about this anymore.
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I'm gonna be in my office.
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Oh, yeah.
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One more thing.
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I am through with
That woman forever.
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I will never think about, see,
Or mention her ever again.
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And if anyone even uses
The words diane chambers,
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I will have no other choice
But to kill that person.
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Bravo! Whew!
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Wow. Poor guy.
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Who is this
Diane chambers, anyhow?
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Who said that?
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Whew! Whew!
Ow! Ow! Ow!
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* making your way
In the world today *
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* takes everything
You've got *
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* taking a break
From all your worries *
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* sure would help a lot *
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* wouldn't you like
To get away? *
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* sometimes
You wanna go *
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* where everybody
Knows your name *
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* and they're always
Glad you came *
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* you wanna be
Where you can see *
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* our troubles
Are all the same *
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* you wanna be where
Everybody knows your name *
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* you wanna go
Where people know *
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* people are all the same *
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* you wanna go where
Everybody knows your name *
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Afternoon, everybody.
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Norm!
Norm!
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What do you say,
Norm?
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Any cheap, tawdry thing
That will get me a beer.
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You seem pretty
Chipper today.
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A few notches up from
Your usual abysmal.
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Thank you,
Cliffie.
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That's because
I have
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A little bit of
Good news here.
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What's that?
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You know how
I've been trying to
Get vera pregnant?
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Congratulate me.
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Hey, hey!
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That's great!
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Have a cigar.
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Whoa! I think this calls
For some champagne.
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Thank you,
Sam.
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What sex do you
Want it to be?
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Sex? Come on.
I thought you just
Ask for the vintage.
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Wait, wait.
I see your mistake.
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Vera's not
With child.
She just told me
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I didn't have
To try to get her
Pregnant anymore.
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Let's celebrate!
Come on! Party!
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This is amazing.
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Hundreds of bottles.
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Red and white
Wine glasses.
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High-grade naugahyde
Stool covers!
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And a brass rail.
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And a big city bartender
With a joke at the ready.
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You from out-of-town?
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Ok, I'll bite.
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Yeah.
I'm from out-of-town.
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Can I help you?
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That went
Right over my head.
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Excuse me.
My name's woody boyd.
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Woody. Hi.
I'm sam malone.
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Howdy.
I'm a friend of coach's.
Is he around?
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I'm sorry, woody.
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I guess
You hadn't heard.
No,
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Coach passed away
A couple months ago,
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But yeah,
I'd like to think
He's still around.
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Coach gone.
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I can hardly believe it.
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Well, he had
A lot of friends.
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I don't remember him
Mentioning a woody.
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Oh, we never met.
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We were kind
Of like pen pals.
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You exchanged
Letters?
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No, pens.
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It was,
It was coach's idea.
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Oh, well, that...
That figures.
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Can I get you
Something to
Drink here?
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Soda pop
Would be good.
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Soda pop. Ok.
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See, I got in the habit
Of writing to the bars
In the big city
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In the hopes
Of landing a job.
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And once I wrote
A letter to cheers,
And coach answered my letter.
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I liked him right away,
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Maybe it was because
He was the only one
Who wrote back to me.
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Woody, uh,
You say you're
Looking for work?
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Well, actually,
I came to boston on
A fact-finding tour.
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See, I tend bar
Back home in indiana.
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Well, it's
Not a bar exactly.
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It's more like a pig sty
With a jukebox...
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If we had a jukebox.
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Carla, uh...
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I'd like you to
Meet woody boyd.
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Woody, this is
Carla tortelli.
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Hi, ma'am.
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Ma'am?
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What's that
Supposed to mean?
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I believe it's
A term of respect.
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No wonder
It sounded
So weird.
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Who is this guy?
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Well, he's
A friend of coach's
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And he's
Looking for work.
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What do you think?
You want to
Give him a try?
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Me?
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Mr. Malone,
This is the proudest
Day of my life.
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I'd work like a slave
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And I wouldn't take
Anything more than
Minimum wage.
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And of course,
I'd wash your car,
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And if you ever need
Someone to just,
You know, yell at,
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I'm your man.
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I think we better
Keep him, sam.
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He wouldn't be safe
On the streets.
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Thanks, carla.
What the hell?
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Woody, come on
Around here,
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And we'll
Check you out.
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You won't regret it,
Mr. Malone.
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I love bartending!
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You get behind a bar,
And right away strangers
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Are your best friends,
You know?
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They call you great names
Like buddy, pal, chief, ace.
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Here's your apron,
Sport.
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Sport!
Another great one.
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But listen, let me make
One thing clear.
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One mistake, and
I'm out on my butt.
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Cliffie, next time
You try to imitate
That helicopter,
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I think you oughta
Chalk up the cues
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Before sticking them
In your ears.
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No kidding.
I'd look pretty silly
With chalk in my ears.
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Cliff. Norm.
Woody boyd.
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Woody's gonna be
Helping us out
Around here.
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Hey.
Hi.
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What's your pleasure,
Gents?
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Make it
Anything you want.
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Now, where I come from,
All anyone ever drinks
Is beer.
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Beer's fine, but any monkey
Can pull down a tap.
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Why study years to be
An ace mixologist
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Just to serve beer
After beer after beer?
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So what will it be?
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Beer.
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Same.
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So while it's
A common belief
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That the tyrannosaurus rex
Was the king of the dinosaurs,
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As indicated by
The appellative "Saurus,"
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The smartest of
The spiny reptiles
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Was actually
The thauapatroid.
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Whoo-hoo.
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Frasier w. Crane.
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The man who
Won the hand of
Diane chambers.
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Found out he had to
Keep the rest of her.
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Hello, carla.
Norm. Cliff.
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It's been a long time.
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We've got a lot of
Catching up to do,
Huh?
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So what's new?
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I couldn't begin
To tell you.
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Well, that's
Even better.
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What's
Your pleasure?
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My life is devoid
Of pleasure.
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You need
A good laugh.
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You from
Out-of-town?
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Just give me
A whiskey, punk.
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Punk! Oh!
That's great.
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Where's malone?
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I mean, where's
My good friend sam?
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Mr. Malone's
In his office.
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You want me
To give him a buzz?
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Uh, no, no, no.
I'll surprise him.
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Oh, by the way,
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Any peculiar noises you hear
Coming out of that room,
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Don't let it bother you.
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It's just a couple
Of old friends
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Having a little
Fun together.
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Yo. I think my joke
Loosened him up a little.
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Hello, sam, old buddy.
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Frasier.
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What the hell
Are you doing here?
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Are you alone?
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Yes, I'm alone.
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I didn't marry diane.
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You didn't?
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No, I didn't.
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Does that
Make you happy?
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Well, uh...
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I'm happy for you.
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Just how did
You manage that?
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She left me
At the altar.
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I had just vowed
To take her for my wife.
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The priest asked her
If she would marry me.
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She looked around and asked
If he was talking to her.
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He nodded,
And she was gone.
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Gee, frasier,
That's tough.
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She just took off,
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No explanation
Or anything?
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There was no
Explanation necessary.
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It was you she loved
All along.
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And it was the thought of you
That made me lose her.
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The story
Of my humiliation
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Spread like wildfire
Through the university
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And then through the entire
Italian countryside.
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Everyone knew about it.
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Everyone knew
About my shame.
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No. You must've been
Imagining that.
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Oh, was I?
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00:11:38,498 --> 00:11:40,433
Do you know
That in soccer...
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00:11:40,433 --> 00:11:41,601
When a player
Kicks at the ball,
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00:11:41,601 --> 00:11:42,836
Misses, and falls down,
254
00:11:42,836 --> 00:11:44,204
It's now called
A frasier?
255
00:11:50,010 --> 00:11:51,779
That could be
A coincidence.
256
00:11:51,779 --> 00:11:54,381
If he's knocked cold,
It's called a frasier crane.
257
00:11:57,484 --> 00:12:00,187
I've lost everything,
Malone.
258
00:12:00,187 --> 00:12:04,724
My tenure, my practice,
And my diane.
259
00:12:04,724 --> 00:12:07,727
My life is ruined,
And it's all your fault.
260
00:12:07,727 --> 00:12:11,231
Now, don't you think
Someone should pay for that?
261
00:12:14,868 --> 00:12:18,238
If by someone,
You mean someone
In this room,
262
00:12:18,238 --> 00:12:20,207
I can--
263
00:12:20,207 --> 00:12:23,143
I can honestly
Answer no, I don't.
264
00:12:23,143 --> 00:12:25,846
Oh, come on.
265
00:12:25,846 --> 00:12:27,180
What are you doing?
266
00:12:27,180 --> 00:12:28,215
The gun's
Not even loaded.
267
00:12:28,215 --> 00:12:29,216
Certainly, it's loaded.
268
00:12:29,216 --> 00:12:30,483
No, it isn't.
269
00:12:30,483 --> 00:12:33,253
Oh. Of course
You know it's not,
270
00:12:33,253 --> 00:12:35,923
Because frasier crane
Is a harmless person.
271
00:12:35,923 --> 00:12:37,390
He never caused you
A moment's concern,
272
00:12:37,390 --> 00:12:38,525
Not a moment's worry.
273
00:12:38,525 --> 00:12:39,526
He was never a threat
274
00:12:39,526 --> 00:12:40,593
To your relationship
With diane,
275
00:12:40,593 --> 00:12:42,095
And he's not a threat now.
276
00:12:42,095 --> 00:12:44,197
Is that it, sam?
277
00:12:44,197 --> 00:12:46,299
No, it's just
The little holes
There are empty.
278
00:12:56,076 --> 00:12:57,644
Once again,
You're ahead of me, sam.
279
00:13:00,313 --> 00:13:02,482
I just hoped to
See you quaking
In your boots
280
00:13:02,482 --> 00:13:03,716
A little bit
Or something,
281
00:13:03,716 --> 00:13:05,718
But you cheated me
Even of that.
282
00:13:05,718 --> 00:13:07,654
Whew. Boy.
283
00:13:07,654 --> 00:13:09,322
You're really
Bent out of shape
Over this,
284
00:13:09,322 --> 00:13:10,257
Aren't you?
285
00:13:11,524 --> 00:13:15,662
Just out of totally
Idle curiosity,
286
00:13:15,662 --> 00:13:18,031
Whatever did happen
To diane?
287
00:13:18,031 --> 00:13:22,235
Well, I was recently
Informed by my mentor,
Dr. Bennett ludlow,
288
00:13:22,235 --> 00:13:23,736
Whose care I'm now
Under, incidentally...
289
00:13:26,306 --> 00:13:28,041
And believe me,
He's doing
A heck of a job.
290
00:13:30,010 --> 00:13:33,646
He told me that she's
At st. Anselm's abbey,
291
00:13:33,646 --> 00:13:35,916
An hour outside of boston,
292
00:13:35,916 --> 00:13:38,485
With the sisters
Of the divine severity.
293
00:13:41,754 --> 00:13:44,591
Whoa, wait.
You can't be a nun
If you've already--
294
00:13:44,591 --> 00:13:47,494
She's not becoming
A nun, you idiot!
295
00:13:47,494 --> 00:13:48,528
She's working there.
296
00:13:48,528 --> 00:13:50,163
She's cleaning,
Serving meals,
297
00:13:50,163 --> 00:13:53,700
Wearing sackcloth,
That sort of thing.
298
00:13:53,700 --> 00:13:56,003
You see,
After she left me,
299
00:13:56,003 --> 00:14:00,573
Diane embarked upon
A spree of decadence
In italy.
300
00:14:00,573 --> 00:14:05,612
I'd hear stories
About dancing on
Tables in cafes,
301
00:14:05,612 --> 00:14:08,048
Swimming in
Public fountains,
302
00:14:08,048 --> 00:14:11,151
Cavorting
With counts
And soccer players.
303
00:14:14,121 --> 00:14:16,656
Well, now, she's
Doing penance
For la dolce vita.
304
00:14:16,656 --> 00:14:18,591
She's seeking peace.
305
00:14:18,591 --> 00:14:19,792
I hope
She's found it.
306
00:14:21,995 --> 00:14:24,898
Diane dancing
On table tops?
307
00:14:24,898 --> 00:14:28,835
You mean, my--your--
The diane?
308
00:14:28,835 --> 00:14:29,903
Yes, all of them.
309
00:14:31,471 --> 00:14:33,907
But now listen, sam.
310
00:14:33,907 --> 00:14:34,908
You won't go and
See her, will you?
311
00:14:34,908 --> 00:14:35,909
No!
312
00:14:35,909 --> 00:14:37,777
It would
Be disaster
For everyone.
313
00:14:37,777 --> 00:14:38,979
No, no.
314
00:14:38,979 --> 00:14:41,314
Believe me.
I wouldn't do that.
315
00:14:41,314 --> 00:14:44,484
No, I'm over her.
You know,
316
00:14:44,484 --> 00:14:45,485
If you know
What's good for you,
317
00:14:45,485 --> 00:14:48,855
I think you should
Forget about her, too.
318
00:14:48,855 --> 00:14:50,890
Oh, I'll forget
About her.
319
00:14:50,890 --> 00:14:51,891
I'll forget
About her
320
00:14:51,891 --> 00:14:53,560
When the moon
Turns to ashes,
321
00:14:53,560 --> 00:14:55,562
And the birds
Sing nevermore.
322
00:14:55,562 --> 00:14:56,496
There you go.
323
00:15:00,433 --> 00:15:02,402
Well, I'm sorry about
The histrionics, sam.
324
00:15:02,402 --> 00:15:03,570
Oh, no.
You know, it's funny
325
00:15:03,570 --> 00:15:05,772
That even through
All this,
326
00:15:05,772 --> 00:15:10,510
I still think of you
As my goombah.
327
00:15:10,510 --> 00:15:13,180
Well, it's best
That I get going.
328
00:15:13,180 --> 00:15:16,416
Well, let's do
The lunch thing
Some time.
329
00:15:16,416 --> 00:15:19,652
I'd like that, yeah.
Take care.
330
00:15:19,652 --> 00:15:21,821
You won't go see her?
331
00:15:21,821 --> 00:15:22,990
No way. No.
332
00:16:24,951 --> 00:16:25,952
Hi, diane.
333
00:16:25,952 --> 00:16:26,953
Hi, sam.
334
00:16:26,953 --> 00:16:27,887
Aah!
335
00:16:31,358 --> 00:16:33,560
Calm--calm
Down here.
336
00:16:33,560 --> 00:16:36,329
I just popped in
To say howdy.
337
00:16:36,329 --> 00:16:37,264
You ok?
338
00:16:43,636 --> 00:16:45,138
What the hell--
He--he--heck...
339
00:16:48,941 --> 00:16:51,078
Are you doing here?
340
00:16:51,078 --> 00:16:52,645
I bumped into frasier,
341
00:16:52,645 --> 00:16:55,582
And he told me you'd
Checked into a convent,
342
00:16:55,582 --> 00:16:57,684
And I was afraid you got
All squirrelly again.
343
00:17:01,088 --> 00:17:04,057
Thank you for your
Carefully-worded concern,
344
00:17:04,057 --> 00:17:06,226
But I assure you
I am fine.
345
00:17:10,663 --> 00:17:15,168
Oh, sam, I was so sorry
To hear about the coach.
346
00:17:15,168 --> 00:17:17,704
Yeah, I know, I know.
347
00:17:17,704 --> 00:17:18,705
Not a day goes by
348
00:17:18,705 --> 00:17:20,607
When I don't
Miss him terribly.
349
00:17:20,607 --> 00:17:22,575
Me, too.
350
00:17:22,575 --> 00:17:24,911
What helps me,
Though, is I
Always remember
351
00:17:24,911 --> 00:17:27,480
What he used to say
About the afterlife--
352
00:17:27,480 --> 00:17:29,048
"I hope there's
Not a lot of stairs."
353
00:17:31,418 --> 00:17:34,087
It's wise in its way.
354
00:17:34,087 --> 00:17:35,722
Sam, you're really
Gonna have to leave.
355
00:17:35,722 --> 00:17:37,690
It's wrong for you
To be here.
356
00:17:37,690 --> 00:17:39,025
All right, all right.
357
00:17:39,025 --> 00:17:41,194
There's something I got
To say first, though.
358
00:17:41,194 --> 00:17:44,131
All right, fine,
But if they find you,
It's your problem.
359
00:17:44,131 --> 00:17:46,032
I'm not covering for you.
360
00:17:46,032 --> 00:17:47,033
You could--
361
00:17:47,033 --> 00:17:49,269
Sister catherine...
362
00:17:49,269 --> 00:17:50,703
Have you met
The rice inspector?
363
00:17:52,472 --> 00:17:54,741
The rice inspector
Sent by the archdiocese
364
00:17:54,741 --> 00:17:59,179
To inspect the rice,
Which is what they do.
365
00:17:59,179 --> 00:18:00,213
Uh, yes, very good.
366
00:18:03,183 --> 00:18:04,251
Sam, what is it?
367
00:18:04,251 --> 00:18:05,252
Tell me what
You have to say
368
00:18:05,252 --> 00:18:06,653
And then
Leave, please.
369
00:18:06,653 --> 00:18:09,722
Listen, I want you
To come back to cheers.
370
00:18:09,722 --> 00:18:13,393
I don't think
You belong here, diane.
371
00:18:13,393 --> 00:18:17,096
No, sam,
I do belong here.
372
00:18:17,096 --> 00:18:18,298
Although I'm not
Of their order,
373
00:18:18,298 --> 00:18:20,400
The sisters
Took me in,
374
00:18:20,400 --> 00:18:24,237
And working here
Among them has...
375
00:18:24,237 --> 00:18:27,940
Helped me find
The peace that
Had so eluded me.
376
00:18:27,940 --> 00:18:29,809
Besides, if I came
Back to cheers,
377
00:18:29,809 --> 00:18:33,346
It would lead to nothing
But terrible problems
Between you and me.
378
00:18:33,346 --> 00:18:35,415
No, no, it's not
Like that anymore.
379
00:18:35,415 --> 00:18:36,549
All I feel for you
380
00:18:36,549 --> 00:18:39,219
Is the concern
Of a friend,
381
00:18:39,219 --> 00:18:42,855
Same way I would
For, say, norm
Or a dog.
382
00:18:47,527 --> 00:18:49,429
You say that,
383
00:18:49,429 --> 00:18:51,030
But you know
Our passions
384
00:18:51,030 --> 00:18:54,501
Always overcome
Our intentions.
385
00:18:54,501 --> 00:18:55,668
We say it's over,
386
00:18:55,668 --> 00:18:58,238
And yet we still end up
In each other's arms,
387
00:18:58,238 --> 00:19:01,174
Hugging and kissing.
388
00:19:01,174 --> 00:19:05,011
Perhaps lightly
At first, but...
389
00:19:05,011 --> 00:19:08,248
Then with open mouths,
390
00:19:08,248 --> 00:19:09,916
Hungry, probing tongues.
391
00:19:13,653 --> 00:19:14,687
Go on, please.
392
00:19:20,293 --> 00:19:22,161
I appreciate
The offer, sam,
393
00:19:22,161 --> 00:19:24,331
But I'm needed here,
394
00:19:24,331 --> 00:19:26,799
And I need
To be here,
395
00:19:26,799 --> 00:19:29,135
And I need
To be needed here.
396
00:19:33,640 --> 00:19:35,442
You really mean this,
Don't you?
397
00:19:35,442 --> 00:19:36,376
Yes, I do.
398
00:19:39,779 --> 00:19:41,614
Well, I guess
That's what matters.
399
00:19:44,617 --> 00:19:46,953
I guess
I better be going.
400
00:19:46,953 --> 00:19:48,154
I recognize
One of the ladies,
401
00:19:48,154 --> 00:19:49,889
And I think that
I'm the reason
402
00:19:49,889 --> 00:19:51,090
Why she's here
In the first place.
403
00:19:54,594 --> 00:19:57,163
I'm glad
I got to see you.
404
00:19:57,163 --> 00:19:58,231
Yeah, I'm glad I came.
405
00:20:01,301 --> 00:20:03,002
Turned out
Kind of nice, huh?
406
00:20:03,002 --> 00:20:04,571
Yes, it was good.
407
00:20:04,571 --> 00:20:05,572
I'm glad
We had a chance
408
00:20:05,572 --> 00:20:07,139
To end it this way,
409
00:20:07,139 --> 00:20:10,910
Cleanly,
Spiritually,
Free of rancor
410
00:20:10,910 --> 00:20:14,281
And sexual
Tens-tens...
411
00:20:14,281 --> 00:20:15,282
Tension.
412
00:20:15,282 --> 00:20:16,215
Whatever.
413
00:20:17,684 --> 00:20:21,187
Well, this is where
It ends, huh?
414
00:20:21,187 --> 00:20:22,121
Good-bye.
415
00:20:23,756 --> 00:20:24,691
Good-bye.
416
00:20:27,594 --> 00:20:29,262
Uh...Uh...
417
00:20:29,262 --> 00:20:32,031
I swore I'd never
Tell you this ever,
418
00:20:32,031 --> 00:20:33,866
But, uh...
419
00:20:33,866 --> 00:20:35,802
I guess maybe because
We're never gonna see
Each other again,
420
00:20:35,802 --> 00:20:38,104
But you always used
To accuse me
421
00:20:38,104 --> 00:20:40,840
Of being
An unromantic slob,
422
00:20:40,840 --> 00:20:42,174
But you want to know
The truth?
423
00:20:42,174 --> 00:20:43,576
When you called me
To tell me
424
00:20:43,576 --> 00:20:45,845
That you were
Marrying frasier,
425
00:20:45,845 --> 00:20:49,416
I flew on a plane
To italy
To stop the wedding.
426
00:20:49,416 --> 00:20:51,718
I guess I thought
I was in love with you
427
00:20:51,718 --> 00:20:55,788
And that you and I
Should be married.
428
00:20:55,788 --> 00:20:59,692
Not that I feel
That way now, but...
429
00:20:59,692 --> 00:21:03,463
I just thought
You ought to know that.
430
00:21:03,463 --> 00:21:04,997
Have a good life. Bye.
431
00:21:11,037 --> 00:21:11,971
Good evening.
432
00:21:14,707 --> 00:21:17,410
Good--good evening,
Sister marie.
433
00:21:17,410 --> 00:21:20,212
I heard that
The rice inspector
Was here.
434
00:21:22,549 --> 00:21:24,317
He wasn't
The rice inspector.
435
00:21:24,317 --> 00:21:27,153
He was...
A man from my past.
436
00:21:27,153 --> 00:21:30,222
Say no more. There's
No need to explain.
437
00:21:30,222 --> 00:21:31,858
I feel I must.
438
00:21:31,858 --> 00:21:32,892
I knew you would.
439
00:21:36,763 --> 00:21:39,666
He wanted me to return
To the outside
440
00:21:39,666 --> 00:21:43,135
To the life
I used to know.
441
00:21:43,135 --> 00:21:45,672
Oh, by the way,
I hope you like this.
442
00:21:45,672 --> 00:21:47,440
I got a little creative
Tonight.
443
00:21:47,440 --> 00:21:49,709
Oh, yet again.
444
00:21:49,709 --> 00:21:51,444
Taste it.
445
00:21:51,444 --> 00:21:53,079
At any rate,
446
00:21:53,079 --> 00:21:55,848
I told him that
I wasn't going to leave,
447
00:21:55,848 --> 00:21:58,985
That I'm needed
Too much here.
448
00:21:58,985 --> 00:22:01,120
Do you think I am,
Sister?
I mean,
449
00:22:01,120 --> 00:22:04,190
I feel that
I'm ready now to...
450
00:22:04,190 --> 00:22:06,092
Leave, to get on
With my life,
451
00:22:06,092 --> 00:22:09,629
But I feel
So safe here.
452
00:22:09,629 --> 00:22:10,563
What do you think?
453
00:22:14,534 --> 00:22:16,703
Put your faith in god.
454
00:22:19,005 --> 00:22:20,507
I know I'm going to.
455
00:22:29,248 --> 00:22:30,717
Time to do the floors.
456
00:22:32,785 --> 00:22:35,588
These ladies
Can be so messy.
457
00:22:37,690 --> 00:22:39,659
Rice everywhere.
458
00:22:54,907 --> 00:22:58,445
I haven't done this
Since I was a child,
459
00:22:58,445 --> 00:23:00,480
But...When in rome...
460
00:23:05,017 --> 00:23:07,319
Now, I know there
Are far greater problems
461
00:23:07,319 --> 00:23:10,557
In the world than mine,
462
00:23:10,557 --> 00:23:15,662
But I'm feeling as though
I'm at a crossroads,
463
00:23:15,662 --> 00:23:18,197
And I was wondering
464
00:23:18,197 --> 00:23:19,899
If you could give me
A little sign...
465
00:23:22,068 --> 00:23:24,003
To...
466
00:23:24,003 --> 00:23:25,004
Tell me what to do.
467
00:23:36,282 --> 00:23:37,984
Excuse me, hi.
468
00:23:39,786 --> 00:23:40,987
You wouldn't know
Where a men's room
469
00:23:40,987 --> 00:23:42,021
Was around here,
Would you?
470
00:23:46,493 --> 00:23:49,696
Sam, would you put
A men's room in a convent?
471
00:23:49,696 --> 00:23:50,763
Right now I would, yes.
472
00:23:56,402 --> 00:23:57,770
Just any sign.
473
00:23:57,770 --> 00:23:58,705
Something...
474
00:24:00,873 --> 00:24:01,941
Oh!
475
00:24:04,811 --> 00:24:05,812
Well...
476
00:24:07,714 --> 00:24:10,783
It's not the parting
Of the red sea.
477
00:24:10,783 --> 00:24:12,018
Oh, that's nit-picking.
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