Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated:
1
00:00:03,471 --> 00:00:05,739
"Cheers" is filmed before
A live studio audience.
2
00:00:05,806 --> 00:00:08,109
Who's the lovely
Lady sam's
Talking to?
3
00:00:08,176 --> 00:00:10,311
Another applicant
For the waitress job.
4
00:00:10,378 --> 00:00:12,613
It isn't easy for him
Probably to find someone
5
00:00:12,680 --> 00:00:15,483
To work for the wages
He pays you, huh?
6
00:00:15,549 --> 00:00:19,787
With tips I clear about
500 bucks a week, clavin.
7
00:00:23,391 --> 00:00:25,826
That can't be right.
Is it?
8
00:00:25,893 --> 00:00:27,161
I did her taxes.
9
00:00:27,228 --> 00:00:28,962
You mean to tell me
A federal employee,
10
00:00:29,029 --> 00:00:33,167
Entrusted with the most noble
And vital service
Of our society,
11
00:00:33,234 --> 00:00:35,469
Makes less money
Than some wench
12
00:00:35,536 --> 00:00:37,971
Who serves beer
To slobs on bar stools?
13
00:00:38,038 --> 00:00:39,940
Makes sense to me,
Cliffie.
14
00:00:40,007 --> 00:00:41,342
No, really.
15
00:00:41,409 --> 00:00:45,546
I could go up
To three days
Or so without mail.
16
00:00:51,419 --> 00:00:54,054
* makin' your way
In the world today *
17
00:00:54,122 --> 00:00:57,091
* takes everything
You've got *
18
00:00:57,158 --> 00:00:59,793
* takin' a break
From all your worries *
19
00:00:59,860 --> 00:01:01,829
* sure would help a lot *
20
00:01:03,197 --> 00:01:06,534
* wouldn't you like
To get away? *
21
00:01:09,069 --> 00:01:11,205
* sometimes
You wanna go *
22
00:01:11,272 --> 00:01:14,575
* where everybody
Knows your name *
23
00:01:16,444 --> 00:01:20,080
* and they're always
Glad you came *
24
00:01:21,215 --> 00:01:23,384
* you wanna be
Where you can see *
25
00:01:23,451 --> 00:01:26,220
* our troubles
Are all the same *
26
00:01:26,287 --> 00:01:31,392
* you wanna be where
Everybody knows your name *
27
00:01:31,459 --> 00:01:33,894
* you wanna go
Where people know *
28
00:01:33,961 --> 00:01:36,397
* people are all the same *
29
00:01:36,464 --> 00:01:41,169
* you wanna go where
Everybody knows your name *
30
00:02:00,854 --> 00:02:04,792
Ok. Here,
Carla, I'd like
You to meet sydney.
31
00:02:04,858 --> 00:02:05,826
Hi.
32
00:02:05,893 --> 00:02:07,195
Sydney
Is an applicant
33
00:02:07,261 --> 00:02:09,197
For our waitress
Opening.
34
00:02:09,263 --> 00:02:10,498
Well, she passed
My interview
With flying colors,
35
00:02:10,564 --> 00:02:12,200
And pending
Your approval,
36
00:02:12,266 --> 00:02:13,901
I'd like to
Start her
This afternoon.
37
00:02:13,967 --> 00:02:17,705
Have you had any experience
Serving the public?
38
00:02:17,771 --> 00:02:19,407
You mean dressed?
39
00:02:21,709 --> 00:02:23,177
Take a hike, sydney.
40
00:02:24,278 --> 00:02:26,214
Well, I'll call you
This afternoon
41
00:02:26,280 --> 00:02:28,216
To see how
You're doing.
42
00:02:28,282 --> 00:02:29,517
Oh, thank you, sam.
You're a very nice man.
43
00:02:29,583 --> 00:02:31,018
Well, you're very
Nice, too, sydney.
44
00:02:31,084 --> 00:02:33,854
I know we've only
Known each other
A few minutes,
45
00:02:33,921 --> 00:02:36,824
But, well, I feel
We've known each
Other all day.
46
00:02:36,890 --> 00:02:38,226
Yeah. Me, too.
47
00:02:38,292 --> 00:02:39,560
You take care.
48
00:02:39,627 --> 00:02:44,232
You know, sam,
When diane left for europe--
49
00:02:44,298 --> 00:02:45,866
Thank you, god--
50
00:02:45,933 --> 00:02:48,236
You promised that
You were gonna hire
An actual waitress,
51
00:02:48,302 --> 00:02:51,339
Not one of these girls
That you love and leave.
52
00:02:51,405 --> 00:02:52,540
They're bad for business.
53
00:02:52,606 --> 00:02:54,475
They never last
For more than a week,
54
00:02:54,542 --> 00:02:56,477
And I end up
Doing all the work.
55
00:02:56,544 --> 00:02:58,246
Well, that's why
I'm allowing you
56
00:02:58,312 --> 00:03:00,248
To give your approval
Before I hire them,
57
00:03:00,314 --> 00:03:01,815
But you don't have
To be so damn picky.
58
00:03:01,882 --> 00:03:04,718
All I want is
Someone who doesn't
Make us both think
59
00:03:04,785 --> 00:03:07,921
Of the word "Boob"
At the same time.
60
00:03:10,324 --> 00:03:11,559
What is this, ibm?
61
00:03:11,625 --> 00:03:13,494
Come on, let's not
Argue about this.
62
00:03:13,561 --> 00:03:15,429
I'm sure we can
Find somebody
63
00:03:15,496 --> 00:03:17,765
That's gonna make us
Both happy.
64
00:03:17,831 --> 00:03:19,032
Ah, brenda wood.
65
00:03:19,099 --> 00:03:20,268
Hi.
66
00:03:20,334 --> 00:03:22,270
That's me.
67
00:03:22,336 --> 00:03:23,571
Hi there, brenda.
Come on down here
68
00:03:23,637 --> 00:03:26,574
And let's take a look
At your application.
69
00:03:26,640 --> 00:03:29,577
Oh. Well,
I see that your
Turn-ons include
70
00:03:29,643 --> 00:03:32,280
Banana daiquiris
By a fireside
71
00:03:32,346 --> 00:03:35,283
And men
In tight jeans.
72
00:03:35,349 --> 00:03:36,784
You're cute.
73
00:03:36,850 --> 00:03:37,918
Well, I'm sold.
74
00:03:37,985 --> 00:03:39,520
Why don't you
Just come right
Over here.
75
00:03:39,587 --> 00:03:41,689
Carla, I'd like
You to meet
Brenda.
76
00:03:41,755 --> 00:03:42,723
Beat it, brenda.
77
00:03:42,790 --> 00:03:43,724
But, sam.
78
00:03:43,791 --> 00:03:45,125
You heard me, honey.
79
00:03:45,192 --> 00:03:47,728
Back to the bimbo
Union hall.
80
00:03:49,196 --> 00:03:50,764
Gosh darn it,
Brenda.
81
00:03:50,831 --> 00:03:52,300
I guess carla
Just thought you
Were overqualified.
82
00:03:52,366 --> 00:03:54,302
You know
What might ease
83
00:03:54,368 --> 00:03:57,305
That sting
Of rejection
You're feeling now?
84
00:03:57,371 --> 00:03:58,539
What would happen
If I slip into
85
00:03:58,606 --> 00:04:00,641
Some tight jeans
This weekend
86
00:04:00,708 --> 00:04:03,811
And had you over
To my place for
A banana daiquiri?
87
00:04:03,877 --> 00:04:05,613
Do you have a fireplace?
88
00:04:05,679 --> 00:04:08,816
No, but I
Got a sofa
That's flammable.
89
00:04:08,882 --> 00:04:10,318
That would be fine.
90
00:04:10,384 --> 00:04:12,520
All right. You
Take care now.
91
00:04:12,586 --> 00:04:13,521
Bye-bye.
92
00:04:15,389 --> 00:04:17,090
So the search
Continues, huh,
Sammy?
93
00:04:17,157 --> 00:04:19,327
Yeah. Boy,
It's tough being me.
94
00:04:20,428 --> 00:04:21,662
Ok. Lillian huxley.
95
00:04:21,729 --> 00:04:24,097
How do you do,
Mr. Malone?
96
00:04:24,164 --> 00:04:26,934
Hi, lillian. Boy,
Thank you very much
For coming down.
97
00:04:27,000 --> 00:04:29,337
Unfortunately, this
Position has been
Filled already.
98
00:04:29,403 --> 00:04:30,804
I tell you what,
Though,
99
00:04:30,871 --> 00:04:32,373
We'll keep
Your resume on file.
100
00:04:32,440 --> 00:04:34,174
Freeze, slimeball!
101
00:04:34,241 --> 00:04:35,776
Yes, carla?
102
00:04:35,843 --> 00:04:38,612
You letch. This is
The best resume
I've ever seen.
103
00:04:38,679 --> 00:04:40,681
Look at
These references.
104
00:04:40,748 --> 00:04:43,784
She's been
Schlepping booze
For 25 years.
105
00:04:43,851 --> 00:04:46,286
And my turn-ons
Include hunting dogs,
106
00:04:46,354 --> 00:04:48,689
Thackeray,
And welch rarebit.
107
00:04:48,756 --> 00:04:50,991
She's exactly
What we need.
108
00:04:51,058 --> 00:04:52,860
She's a career
Waitress.
109
00:04:52,926 --> 00:04:53,994
You are?
110
00:04:54,061 --> 00:04:55,529
Oh, that I am,
Mr. Malone.
111
00:04:55,596 --> 00:04:57,331
You see, I'm one of
Those fortunate people
112
00:04:57,398 --> 00:05:01,001
Who felt the irresistible tug
Of their true calling
Early in life.
113
00:05:01,068 --> 00:05:02,269
When I was but 18,
114
00:05:02,336 --> 00:05:07,007
I filled in one day
For a maid at a pub.
115
00:05:07,074 --> 00:05:08,442
Excuse me.
I realized that day
116
00:05:08,509 --> 00:05:11,812
That I could have no happier
Or finer destiny in store
117
00:05:11,879 --> 00:05:14,815
Than distributing refreshments
In a public house.
118
00:05:14,882 --> 00:05:18,452
Through the years
I've led many a ruckus,
I do a bawdy song,
119
00:05:18,519 --> 00:05:21,889
And countless times
Offered my shoulder to cry on.
120
00:05:21,955 --> 00:05:24,825
But never once have I
Regretted my decision.
121
00:05:24,892 --> 00:05:27,327
I shall consider
My life well spent
122
00:05:27,395 --> 00:05:30,063
If it can be honestly
Carved on my gravestone,
123
00:05:30,130 --> 00:05:34,001
"Lillian huxley never
Kept a thirsty man
Waiting for his ale,
124
00:05:34,067 --> 00:05:39,206
And she always brought him
A wee bit more than a pint."
125
00:05:39,272 --> 00:05:40,541
Oh, bravo!
126
00:05:47,347 --> 00:05:50,484
I'm not too sure
I like her attitude.
127
00:06:04,131 --> 00:06:05,232
Oh!
128
00:06:05,298 --> 00:06:07,067
[speaking italian]
129
00:06:07,134 --> 00:06:08,869
[speaking italian]
130
00:06:08,936 --> 00:06:11,371
Your heat control
Is over there.
131
00:06:11,439 --> 00:06:13,373
And if you
Need anything,
132
00:06:13,441 --> 00:06:15,709
Please, just call
The front desk.
133
00:06:15,776 --> 00:06:18,311
Thank you very much.
That will be all.
134
00:06:18,378 --> 00:06:20,080
Grazie, grazie.
135
00:06:20,147 --> 00:06:23,383
200,000 lire--
136
00:06:23,451 --> 00:06:25,519
That's about right,
Right?
137
00:06:27,154 --> 00:06:28,321
Grazie, signori.
138
00:06:28,388 --> 00:06:29,322
Prego.
139
00:06:29,389 --> 00:06:30,758
Grazie.
140
00:06:33,461 --> 00:06:35,896
Frasier, a letter
From cheers.
141
00:06:35,963 --> 00:06:38,398
Oh, wait.
It's not a letter.
142
00:06:38,466 --> 00:06:42,102
It's a lillian huxley's
Resume.
143
00:06:43,471 --> 00:06:44,905
And it's signed,
144
00:06:44,972 --> 00:06:48,576
"Ha ha! You're
Out of here forever."
145
00:06:48,642 --> 00:06:52,045
It's always nice
To hear from carla.
146
00:06:52,112 --> 00:06:54,548
Diane,
Cheers is thousands
Of miles away.
147
00:06:54,615 --> 00:06:56,884
Why don't we just
Leave them
148
00:06:56,950 --> 00:06:59,252
On the other side
Of the great ocean,
Shall we?
149
00:06:59,319 --> 00:07:00,253
Of course.
150
00:07:00,320 --> 00:07:01,555
I love you.
151
00:07:01,622 --> 00:07:03,256
Me, too, diane.
152
00:07:03,323 --> 00:07:05,493
Did I just
Hear you say
153
00:07:05,559 --> 00:07:07,495
That you tipped
That bellboy
200,000 lire?
154
00:07:07,561 --> 00:07:09,497
Yes, what is that,
About a dollar or two?
155
00:07:09,563 --> 00:07:11,164
This inflated currency
Is so ridiculous.
156
00:07:11,231 --> 00:07:12,666
I keep expecting
A bum to walk up
157
00:07:12,733 --> 00:07:16,069
And ask
For a million lire
For a cup of coffee.
158
00:07:16,136 --> 00:07:21,542
You tipped the man
$100 to bring our
Bags 8 feet.
159
00:07:21,609 --> 00:07:23,076
Are you sure?
160
00:07:23,143 --> 00:07:25,579
Oh, well,
This will get
A hearty laugh
161
00:07:25,646 --> 00:07:28,281
From the folks
At the institute.
162
00:07:28,348 --> 00:07:30,283
Just explain it to him.
163
00:07:30,350 --> 00:07:31,585
I'm sure
He'll understand.
164
00:07:31,652 --> 00:07:33,687
You mean go down
There and get it
Back?
165
00:07:33,754 --> 00:07:35,656
What else, my angel?
166
00:07:35,723 --> 00:07:39,159
Well, these people
Think so little
Of americans as it is.
167
00:07:39,226 --> 00:07:41,328
I'll go.
168
00:07:41,394 --> 00:07:42,863
No, no, no.
169
00:07:42,930 --> 00:07:45,232
If I sent a woman,
They'd think even
Less of me.
170
00:07:45,298 --> 00:07:46,534
I'll do it.
171
00:07:46,600 --> 00:07:48,636
Oh, my brave
Little tourist.
172
00:07:48,702 --> 00:07:50,538
Yes. I guess
It's time
173
00:07:50,604 --> 00:07:53,541
To nip this thing
In the bud.
174
00:07:53,607 --> 00:07:55,175
[knock on door]
175
00:07:55,242 --> 00:07:56,209
Come in.
176
00:07:57,410 --> 00:07:59,747
[speaking at once]
177
00:08:07,621 --> 00:08:10,824
* johnny will go to sleep *
178
00:08:10,891 --> 00:08:15,228
* in his own
Little room again *
179
00:08:16,630 --> 00:08:21,468
* there'll be
Bluebirds over *
180
00:08:21,535 --> 00:08:26,574
* the white cliffs
Of dover *
181
00:08:26,640 --> 00:08:29,743
* tomorrow *
182
00:08:29,810 --> 00:08:36,283
* when the world
Is free *
183
00:08:36,349 --> 00:08:38,986
Yay!
Yo!
184
00:08:39,052 --> 00:08:41,989
Let's sing
Don't dilly dally
On the way.
185
00:08:42,055 --> 00:08:43,891
No, no. I'm tired
Of that one.
186
00:08:43,957 --> 00:08:45,392
How about a little...
* knees above
Their brow *
187
00:08:45,458 --> 00:08:46,560
Yeah!
Yeah!
188
00:08:46,627 --> 00:08:49,196
I'm afraid
I'm too overcome.
189
00:08:49,262 --> 00:08:51,398
All right, let's
Sell some beers
Around here.
190
00:08:51,464 --> 00:08:53,266
I'll take two.
All righty.
191
00:08:54,802 --> 00:08:57,404
Oh, my aching back.
192
00:08:57,470 --> 00:08:59,940
My postal career
Is over.
193
00:09:00,007 --> 00:09:00,741
Ooh!
194
00:09:00,808 --> 00:09:02,375
Cliff, you
Look terrible.
195
00:09:02,442 --> 00:09:03,811
Yeah, yeah.
196
00:09:03,877 --> 00:09:06,614
Was today
Sears catalogue day?
197
00:09:08,816 --> 00:09:10,751
Yeah, and that's not all.
198
00:09:10,818 --> 00:09:14,722
Spiegel catalogue
Came out at the same time.
199
00:09:14,788 --> 00:09:18,225
It's a phenomenon that happens
Once every 27 years
200
00:09:18,291 --> 00:09:21,428
When both marketing strategies
Are in the same equinox.
201
00:09:21,494 --> 00:09:24,431
Come here, you great
Silly sausage.
202
00:09:24,497 --> 00:09:26,133
What's going on?
203
00:09:26,199 --> 00:09:28,135
Now, hush, pet, hush.
204
00:09:28,201 --> 00:09:29,436
Fear not.
205
00:09:29,502 --> 00:09:31,138
Uh, ooh!
206
00:09:31,204 --> 00:09:33,140
1...2...
207
00:09:33,206 --> 00:09:34,307
[crack]
208
00:09:37,044 --> 00:09:37,978
Ahh.
209
00:09:39,512 --> 00:09:41,081
Ahh.
210
00:09:41,148 --> 00:09:41,915
Hey!
211
00:09:41,982 --> 00:09:43,951
Lillian, thank you
Very much.
212
00:09:44,017 --> 00:09:47,454
I feel like grabbing
Every woman in the joint
213
00:09:47,520 --> 00:09:48,756
And just dancing.
214
00:09:48,822 --> 00:09:51,258
How much
To put him back
The way he was?
215
00:09:51,324 --> 00:09:54,261
Now carla, I've
Got customers
To serve.
216
00:09:54,327 --> 00:09:57,464
Well, sammy, lillian's
Week is almost up.
217
00:09:57,530 --> 00:10:00,467
Are you going
To be keeping her on?
218
00:10:00,533 --> 00:10:01,869
I'm just dying
Of curiosity.
219
00:10:01,935 --> 00:10:03,637
I big enough
To admit when
I'm wrong.
220
00:10:03,704 --> 00:10:05,105
She's
A terrific waitress.
221
00:10:05,172 --> 00:10:07,374
Customers love her.
She's absolutely
Perfect.
222
00:10:07,440 --> 00:10:08,842
Yeah,
And the best part is
223
00:10:08,909 --> 00:10:10,210
There's no chance
Of any romantic complications
224
00:10:10,277 --> 00:10:11,478
To screw things up.
225
00:10:11,544 --> 00:10:13,246
Oh, god, amen.
226
00:10:13,313 --> 00:10:14,481
Boy, no more sex stuff
227
00:10:14,547 --> 00:10:16,549
With anybody even
Remotely connected
With this bar.
228
00:10:16,616 --> 00:10:17,851
Promise?
229
00:10:17,918 --> 00:10:20,287
On my honor as
A great-looking
Human being.
230
00:10:20,353 --> 00:10:22,489
Anyway,
I think I've just
Seen the woman
231
00:10:22,555 --> 00:10:25,558
In whose arms
I hope to die.
232
00:10:25,625 --> 00:10:27,995
Ooh. Hi there.
233
00:10:28,061 --> 00:10:29,830
Allow me
To introduce myself.
234
00:10:29,897 --> 00:10:33,066
I'm sam malone--
The next great love
Of your life.
235
00:10:33,133 --> 00:10:35,235
I've heard
You yanks were bold.
236
00:10:35,302 --> 00:10:38,238
Oh, my good--
You know, you sound
Exactly like...
237
00:10:38,305 --> 00:10:39,439
Carolyn!
238
00:10:39,506 --> 00:10:40,440
Mummy!
239
00:10:40,507 --> 00:10:41,441
Sam.
240
00:10:41,508 --> 00:10:42,976
Carla...
241
00:10:56,189 --> 00:10:59,026
Your mother
Never told me
She had a daughter.
242
00:10:59,092 --> 00:11:02,529
She never told me
She had such a handsome boss.
243
00:11:02,595 --> 00:11:04,264
Aw, shucks.
244
00:11:04,331 --> 00:11:07,500
Carolyn's visiting
Her old mummy
For a few days.
245
00:11:07,567 --> 00:11:08,936
Hey, lillian,
You're up here.
246
00:11:09,002 --> 00:11:10,537
Oh. Excuse me, dears,
247
00:11:10,603 --> 00:11:13,273
I must go and teach
This bloke how to
Play a proper darts.
248
00:11:13,340 --> 00:11:15,943
I'll be back
In an embarrassingly
Short time.
249
00:11:18,311 --> 00:11:20,247
So, carolyn...
250
00:11:20,313 --> 00:11:21,982
How do you
Like boston
251
00:11:22,049 --> 00:11:24,484
Now that you've
Seen the sight?
252
00:11:24,551 --> 00:11:25,853
I love it.
253
00:11:25,919 --> 00:11:27,354
Sam, could I talk
To you?
254
00:11:27,420 --> 00:11:28,922
Not now.
Now.
255
00:11:28,989 --> 00:11:30,557
Carla, I'm on final approach
256
00:11:30,623 --> 00:11:32,793
And I've been cleared
For landing, you know
What I mean?
257
00:11:32,860 --> 00:11:35,863
Haul your butt
Over here now,
Sky king.
258
00:11:37,564 --> 00:11:39,499
Excuse me for a moment.
259
00:11:39,566 --> 00:11:40,834
Yeah, what?
260
00:11:40,901 --> 00:11:42,235
If you
Take carolyn out,
261
00:11:42,302 --> 00:11:44,171
It's gonna go bad
Like always.
262
00:11:44,237 --> 00:11:47,741
And you are gonna lose
The best waitresses
You've ever had.
263
00:11:47,808 --> 00:11:49,309
Carla, I hardly--
264
00:11:49,376 --> 00:11:52,512
I'm warning you, sam.
You go out with her,
And I quit.
265
00:11:52,579 --> 00:11:53,781
Oh, you don't mean that.
266
00:11:53,847 --> 00:11:54,915
Yeah? Try me.
267
00:11:54,982 --> 00:11:56,416
Ok, ok. All right.
268
00:11:56,483 --> 00:11:58,952
As far as I'm concerned,
Carolyn's off limits.
269
00:11:59,019 --> 00:12:00,788
That's your brain
Talking, sam.
270
00:12:00,854 --> 00:12:02,756
I would like to hear
From the part of
Your body
271
00:12:02,823 --> 00:12:04,992
That does
The thinking.
272
00:12:07,427 --> 00:12:09,096
It's in agreement 2.
273
00:12:10,864 --> 00:12:13,834
I'm sorry to be such
A miserable host here.
274
00:12:13,901 --> 00:12:17,237
So you're
From england, huh?
275
00:12:17,304 --> 00:12:20,473
Yes. I'm just in the states
For a few days
276
00:12:20,540 --> 00:12:23,343
To shoot a layout
For british vogue.
277
00:12:23,410 --> 00:12:25,145
Oh, now, wait a second
Here. I think that calls
278
00:12:25,212 --> 00:12:28,215
For a little of the old
Welcome to the u.S.
Champagne--
279
00:12:28,281 --> 00:12:29,549
On the house.
280
00:12:29,616 --> 00:12:30,818
Oh, great.
281
00:12:30,884 --> 00:12:32,119
Yeah. A little of
The old bubbly here.
282
00:12:32,185 --> 00:12:34,554
So you're a model, huh?
283
00:12:34,621 --> 00:12:36,356
Yes. I do lingerie mostly.
284
00:12:36,423 --> 00:12:39,860
You know--teddies,
Merry widows,
Garter belts.
285
00:12:39,927 --> 00:12:41,594
This is my portfolio.
286
00:12:41,661 --> 00:12:44,197
I'll give you
$1,000 for it.
287
00:12:44,264 --> 00:12:47,567
I don't know if I want
Any of you to look at it.
288
00:12:47,634 --> 00:12:49,569
I only brought it in
To show mummy.
289
00:12:49,636 --> 00:12:51,939
Aw...
Aw...
Aw...
290
00:12:52,005 --> 00:12:53,306
Oh, now,
Come on, you guys.
291
00:12:53,373 --> 00:12:54,842
Come on, come on.
Give her a little
Privacy.
292
00:12:54,908 --> 00:12:56,076
Well, I suppose
It won't do any harm.
293
00:12:56,143 --> 00:12:58,778
Well, all right.
Here we go.
294
00:13:01,448 --> 00:13:02,682
Mm-hmm.
295
00:13:02,749 --> 00:13:05,518
That's a very
Interesting shot.
I like that one.
296
00:13:05,585 --> 00:13:08,889
Oh, that's nice.
That's nice lighting
On that one.
297
00:13:08,956 --> 00:13:12,092
Bet they used
An f-stop
On that one, huh?
298
00:13:13,393 --> 00:13:16,463
Oh, now, see,
I like the composition
On that one.
299
00:13:16,529 --> 00:13:18,465
What are those, ducks?
300
00:13:18,531 --> 00:13:21,068
Mmm, yes, that's right.
301
00:13:22,269 --> 00:13:25,672
Oh, I really didn't want
To do this one nude,
302
00:13:25,738 --> 00:13:27,240
But you know how...
303
00:13:27,307 --> 00:13:30,443
No, no. I think
It's very tasteful.
304
00:13:30,510 --> 00:13:32,312
It makes a point,
I think.
305
00:13:32,379 --> 00:13:34,647
Sammy.
The ice.
306
00:13:34,714 --> 00:13:35,916
Oh!
307
00:13:35,983 --> 00:13:37,750
Um...Thank you
Very much.
308
00:13:37,817 --> 00:13:40,753
Um...Will you just
Give me a second here?
309
00:13:40,820 --> 00:13:42,455
I'll be right back.
310
00:13:45,625 --> 00:13:49,096
Carla, can I speak
To you for a moment
Here?
311
00:13:49,162 --> 00:13:51,731
Remember that
Conversation we had
A minute ago
312
00:13:51,798 --> 00:13:54,267
Right over there
About me not going
Out with carolyn?
313
00:13:54,334 --> 00:13:57,270
Can we just pretend
That whole thing
Never took place?
314
00:13:57,337 --> 00:13:59,472
You bet. I'll
Just go pack my stuff.
315
00:13:59,539 --> 00:14:00,773
Nice knowing you.
316
00:14:00,840 --> 00:14:01,975
Now, listen,
Hey, come on.
317
00:14:02,042 --> 00:14:04,878
The lady is
Coming on to me.
318
00:14:04,945 --> 00:14:08,081
If I resist, I could
Damage some organs.
319
00:14:08,949 --> 00:14:10,884
I don't care.
320
00:14:10,951 --> 00:14:13,086
If you go out
With her, I quit.
321
00:14:13,153 --> 00:14:14,454
Ok! All right,
Ok, all right, fine.
322
00:14:14,521 --> 00:14:17,390
There are millions
Of women on this planet.
323
00:14:17,457 --> 00:14:19,226
I can certainly forgo
One of them.
324
00:14:20,260 --> 00:14:22,695
Kind of ironic,
Though, isn't it,
325
00:14:22,762 --> 00:14:24,898
That she's the most
Gorgeous one that
I've ever seen,
326
00:14:24,965 --> 00:14:26,900
But, hey, that's life,
That's life.
327
00:14:26,967 --> 00:14:28,368
That's all right.
328
00:14:28,435 --> 00:14:30,537
Sam, the champagne
Is marvelous.
329
00:14:30,603 --> 00:14:33,974
You certainly know
How to make a girl
Feel welcome.
330
00:14:34,041 --> 00:14:35,475
What?
No, that's nothing.
331
00:14:35,542 --> 00:14:37,044
I do that for everybody.
332
00:14:38,311 --> 00:14:40,880
She's really
Coming on to sam,
Isn't she?
333
00:14:40,948 --> 00:14:43,350
Sam. That's rich.
334
00:14:43,416 --> 00:14:46,853
Norm, your naiveté
Amazes me.
335
00:14:46,920 --> 00:14:48,655
What are you
Talking about?
336
00:14:48,721 --> 00:14:52,259
That woman,
She's doing all this
For my benefit.
337
00:14:52,325 --> 00:14:56,129
Notice how she's talking loud
So I can hear everything.
338
00:14:56,196 --> 00:14:57,430
That woman wants me
339
00:14:57,497 --> 00:15:01,268
More than any woman
Has wanted me before.
340
00:15:01,334 --> 00:15:04,471
Cliffie, sometimes
You really scare me.
341
00:15:14,181 --> 00:15:17,117
Uh, sam, what about
This cape cod place
342
00:15:17,184 --> 00:15:18,418
I've been hearing about?
343
00:15:18,485 --> 00:15:20,420
I hear that
It's delightful
344
00:15:20,487 --> 00:15:24,091
And terribly romantic
At this time of year.
345
00:15:24,157 --> 00:15:27,360
Oh, well, you know,
I guess it could be, yeah.
346
00:15:27,427 --> 00:15:30,763
Tell me,
Are there any clothing
Optional beaches there?
347
00:15:30,830 --> 00:15:33,967
I like to get
An all-over tan.
348
00:15:35,969 --> 00:15:39,406
Oh, I know
It's a lot more common
In europe than america,
349
00:15:39,472 --> 00:15:42,109
So I came prepared
With a bikini,
350
00:15:42,175 --> 00:15:44,511
But it's such a skimpy
Little thing anyway.
351
00:15:45,578 --> 00:15:46,613
Carla.
352
00:15:48,081 --> 00:15:50,017
I'm having a real
Hard time with
This map.
353
00:15:50,083 --> 00:15:52,652
I just can't make
Head or tail of it.
354
00:15:52,719 --> 00:15:55,388
I really don't think
I'm gonna be able to
Find my way there.
355
00:15:55,455 --> 00:15:57,757
I'll take you.
356
00:15:57,824 --> 00:16:00,127
I'll take you.
357
00:16:00,193 --> 00:16:01,328
I'll take you.
358
00:16:01,394 --> 00:16:03,997
Oh, great.
What a lovely surprise.
359
00:16:04,064 --> 00:16:06,033
I'll take you.
360
00:16:07,600 --> 00:16:10,537
I'll let carla go,
And I'll take you.
361
00:16:10,603 --> 00:16:13,740
I'll turn this into
A self-serve bar,
362
00:16:13,806 --> 00:16:15,875
And I'll take...
363
00:16:15,942 --> 00:16:17,344
When did you have in mind?
364
00:16:17,410 --> 00:16:20,547
I'll take you right now,
Right this very minute.
365
00:16:20,613 --> 00:16:22,149
My car is outside.
366
00:16:22,215 --> 00:16:23,650
What the hell
Is going on?
367
00:16:23,716 --> 00:16:26,486
Carla, I can explain this.
368
00:16:26,553 --> 00:16:27,887
You make me sick.
369
00:16:27,954 --> 00:16:29,556
I know, I know.
370
00:16:29,622 --> 00:16:30,890
I'll take you.
371
00:16:30,957 --> 00:16:31,924
Listen...
372
00:16:31,991 --> 00:16:33,093
Carla...
373
00:16:33,160 --> 00:16:34,461
I'm a weak man.
374
00:16:34,527 --> 00:16:37,464
Someday, I will find
A cure for what I have,
375
00:16:37,530 --> 00:16:40,433
But please,
Let me have this.
376
00:16:40,500 --> 00:16:42,435
Oh, sam.
377
00:16:42,502 --> 00:16:45,372
Hey, come on, please
Don't make me beg, carla.
378
00:16:45,438 --> 00:16:48,575
Tell your mummy
Not to make me beg.
379
00:16:48,641 --> 00:16:50,043
Get up! Oh!
380
00:16:50,110 --> 00:16:51,678
Is that a yes?
381
00:16:51,744 --> 00:16:53,480
At least
She's not diane.
382
00:16:53,546 --> 00:16:56,683
Look,
I'll tell you what.
I'll tell you what.
383
00:16:56,749 --> 00:16:58,085
What?
384
00:16:58,151 --> 00:16:59,419
You go tell lillian
385
00:16:59,486 --> 00:17:01,054
That you're
Gonna take her
Daughter out.
386
00:17:01,121 --> 00:17:03,090
If she says it's ok,
I'll stick around
For a while.
387
00:17:03,156 --> 00:17:04,557
Is that all?
Oh, I'll do it.
388
00:17:04,624 --> 00:17:06,226
I'll make you
So proud of me.
389
00:17:06,293 --> 00:17:08,295
Just
One more minute.
390
00:17:08,361 --> 00:17:10,097
Have one more
For the bed--
391
00:17:10,163 --> 00:17:11,731
The beach--
The road.
392
00:17:11,798 --> 00:17:14,367
Lillian, lillian,
Can I see you in my
Office for a minute?
393
00:17:14,434 --> 00:17:16,969
Certainly.
Back in a jiffy,
Darling.
394
00:17:17,036 --> 00:17:18,471
Oh, super, mummy.
395
00:17:18,538 --> 00:17:20,573
Carolyn's
Filling out nicely,
Don't you think?
396
00:17:20,640 --> 00:17:21,808
Mm-hmm.
397
00:17:24,677 --> 00:17:26,012
Lillian,
398
00:17:26,079 --> 00:17:28,615
I got
A problem here.
399
00:17:28,681 --> 00:17:29,782
In the past,
400
00:17:29,849 --> 00:17:32,785
I've gotten
Into trouble
With my waitresses
401
00:17:32,852 --> 00:17:34,954
By getting
Romantically
Involved with them.
402
00:17:35,021 --> 00:17:36,989
Now you are a
Fantastic waitress.
403
00:17:37,056 --> 00:17:39,992
I do not want
To do anything
To lose you.
404
00:17:40,059 --> 00:17:41,961
Don't say another word.
405
00:17:42,028 --> 00:17:43,963
I understand you completely.
406
00:17:44,030 --> 00:17:44,997
You do?
407
00:17:45,064 --> 00:17:46,099
Of course.
408
00:17:46,166 --> 00:17:47,767
Hey, thank you.
409
00:17:47,834 --> 00:17:50,370
I just wanted to-- well,
I just wanted to get
Your approval first.
410
00:17:50,437 --> 00:17:53,140
Oh, sam, how can you
Be so civilized
411
00:17:53,206 --> 00:17:56,176
When your very blood
Is boiling?
412
00:17:59,011 --> 00:18:03,015
Don't you think
I haven't been feeling
The same urges?
413
00:18:03,082 --> 00:18:04,484
Don't you think
414
00:18:04,551 --> 00:18:07,320
I haven't felt the same
Unconquerable chemistry?
415
00:18:07,387 --> 00:18:09,556
Don't you think
That denying ourselves
416
00:18:09,622 --> 00:18:11,691
Hasn't been
As treacherous for me
417
00:18:11,758 --> 00:18:14,261
As it has for you?
418
00:18:15,462 --> 00:18:17,096
That is what you meant,
Isn't it?
419
00:18:17,164 --> 00:18:20,333
You bet.
No, no, um...
420
00:18:20,400 --> 00:18:22,535
This whole thing
Just kind of
Snuck up on me,
421
00:18:22,602 --> 00:18:24,137
That's all.
422
00:18:24,204 --> 00:18:29,476
Well, I won't pretend
This hasn't happened
To me before.
423
00:18:29,542 --> 00:18:33,346
Spend any amount of time
In a man's presence,
424
00:18:33,413 --> 00:18:36,349
And I send out
A sort of...
425
00:18:36,416 --> 00:18:38,050
Well, let's face it,
426
00:18:38,117 --> 00:18:39,419
Erotic signals.
427
00:18:44,857 --> 00:18:48,027
Would you--
Would you wait here
For just a minute?
428
00:18:48,094 --> 00:18:50,563
I need to talk
To carla.
429
00:18:50,630 --> 00:18:51,498
Carla?
430
00:18:51,564 --> 00:18:54,201
Yeah, uh...
Carla is the person
431
00:18:54,267 --> 00:18:55,702
That I usually...
432
00:18:55,768 --> 00:18:57,337
Trust me.
433
00:18:57,404 --> 00:18:58,671
Oh, so, sam,
Are you ready
434
00:18:58,738 --> 00:19:01,274
To take me down
To that cape of yours?
435
00:19:01,341 --> 00:19:02,809
One minute, just one
Minute more.
436
00:19:02,875 --> 00:19:04,711
What happened,
And I already know
It's bad.
437
00:19:04,777 --> 00:19:06,913
No, no.
It's worse than you think.
438
00:19:06,979 --> 00:19:08,848
Lillian thought that I
Wanted to go out with her.
439
00:19:08,915 --> 00:19:11,651
She's sitting in there
With a case of third-degree
Sammies.
440
00:19:11,718 --> 00:19:13,720
I knew it. I knew it.
441
00:19:13,786 --> 00:19:15,222
Don't panic, will you?
Just trust me!
442
00:19:15,288 --> 00:19:16,923
I can handle this.
443
00:19:16,989 --> 00:19:18,658
We need a solution.
444
00:19:18,725 --> 00:19:20,126
I can always fall back
On the truth, I guess.
445
00:19:20,193 --> 00:19:21,561
Oh, no, you can't
Do that. Uh-uh.
446
00:19:21,628 --> 00:19:24,264
If you tell her that
You're not interested
Now,
447
00:19:24,331 --> 00:19:25,865
She's gonna get hurt
And quit.
448
00:19:25,932 --> 00:19:28,368
If she gets hurt
And quits,
449
00:19:28,435 --> 00:19:30,370
I'll be hurt and quit.
If I get hurt and quit,
450
00:19:30,437 --> 00:19:33,005
Then you'll be
As good as dead.
451
00:19:33,072 --> 00:19:35,375
Oh, boy.
What am I going to do?
452
00:19:35,442 --> 00:19:37,677
My mind doesn't
Work like this.
453
00:19:37,744 --> 00:19:40,880
It's trained to get
Women into bed.
454
00:19:43,015 --> 00:19:44,351
What would diane do?
455
00:19:44,417 --> 00:19:46,553
Talk till we puke.
456
00:19:46,619 --> 00:19:47,620
Probably.
457
00:19:49,356 --> 00:19:51,591
I got it. I got it.
458
00:19:51,658 --> 00:19:54,427
Lillian is smarter
Than us, right?
Mm-hmm.
459
00:19:54,494 --> 00:19:57,364
You go in there
And tell her,
460
00:19:57,430 --> 00:20:00,066
"Lillian, we can't
Do this because...
461
00:20:00,132 --> 00:20:01,368
Well, you know."
462
00:20:01,434 --> 00:20:03,069
No, I don't.
463
00:20:03,135 --> 00:20:04,871
No, sam,
That's what you say.
464
00:20:04,937 --> 00:20:08,375
She'll think of something
And fill in the rest.
465
00:20:08,441 --> 00:20:09,609
Oh, that's brilliant!
That's brilliant!
466
00:20:09,676 --> 00:20:12,078
How does the part go
That I say again?
467
00:20:12,144 --> 00:20:14,281
"We can't
Do this because...
468
00:20:14,347 --> 00:20:15,615
Well, you know."
469
00:20:15,682 --> 00:20:16,949
No, I don't.
I wouldn't be
Asking you
470
00:20:17,016 --> 00:20:19,819
To repeat it
If I did.
471
00:20:21,020 --> 00:20:23,122
Oh, right, right, right.
472
00:20:23,189 --> 00:20:24,757
That's perfect.
473
00:20:26,693 --> 00:20:28,828
Sam, my dear,
You're damp.
474
00:20:28,895 --> 00:20:31,564
A sweat of passion.
475
00:20:31,631 --> 00:20:32,565
Oh, sam.
476
00:20:32,632 --> 00:20:33,633
Lillian...
477
00:20:33,700 --> 00:20:35,968
Lillian, we can't
Do this because...
478
00:20:38,271 --> 00:20:39,772
Well, you know.
479
00:20:41,040 --> 00:20:43,610
Yes, I suppose I do.
480
00:20:43,676 --> 00:20:44,977
You do?
481
00:20:45,044 --> 00:20:46,346
Oh, god.
482
00:20:47,380 --> 00:20:48,848
Sam,
Why are you dancing?
483
00:20:48,915 --> 00:20:51,784
Well, I just--I was relieved
That I wasn't the only one
484
00:20:51,851 --> 00:20:55,054
Who knew why
We couldn't do this.
485
00:20:55,121 --> 00:20:56,423
Oh, no, no.
486
00:20:56,489 --> 00:20:58,057
I love this job.
487
00:20:58,124 --> 00:20:59,426
I need this job.
488
00:20:59,492 --> 00:21:00,860
Carla needs me
So much.
489
00:21:00,927 --> 00:21:03,596
I'd miss all these
Wonderful people.
490
00:21:03,663 --> 00:21:07,434
Sam, we must try
To preserve a proper
Working relationship
491
00:21:07,500 --> 00:21:10,603
No matter
What the pain.
492
00:21:10,670 --> 00:21:14,641
I--it's sad.
I mean, it's...
493
00:21:14,707 --> 00:21:16,476
So very sad.
494
00:21:16,543 --> 00:21:19,479
Buck up, sam.
I'm sure it's
All for the best.
495
00:21:19,546 --> 00:21:22,181
You're young and
Not so schooled
496
00:21:22,248 --> 00:21:24,183
In the ways of love
As I.
497
00:21:24,250 --> 00:21:25,718
Such a coupling
Could be fatal.
498
00:21:25,785 --> 00:21:27,520
Unfortunately,
499
00:21:27,587 --> 00:21:29,856
I've already had
Two husbands
Die in bed.
500
00:21:31,891 --> 00:21:33,259
Oh, I'm sorry.
501
00:21:33,326 --> 00:21:35,261
What did they die of?
502
00:21:35,328 --> 00:21:36,629
You child.
503
00:21:38,931 --> 00:21:39,832
Really?
504
00:21:39,899 --> 00:21:42,969
Yes, they fainted,
Which all my men do,
505
00:21:43,035 --> 00:21:45,805
But they never came to.
506
00:21:45,872 --> 00:21:48,608
They fainted?
507
00:21:48,675 --> 00:21:50,643
You're saying
That that's normal?
508
00:21:50,710 --> 00:21:53,346
Well, I don't want
To gloat,
509
00:21:53,413 --> 00:21:56,082
But yes,
It has been known.
510
00:21:57,484 --> 00:21:59,151
Were these, uh...
511
00:21:59,218 --> 00:22:01,888
Were these healthy guys
To begin with?
512
00:22:01,954 --> 00:22:04,891
Well, they
Weren't athletes,
Such as yourself,
513
00:22:04,957 --> 00:22:07,093
But they certainly
Weren't weaklings.
514
00:22:07,159 --> 00:22:08,561
Why do you ask?
515
00:22:08,628 --> 00:22:13,232
Well, I was
Just thinking that maybe...
516
00:22:13,299 --> 00:22:14,901
No, no,
You're right. You're right.
You're absolutely right.
517
00:22:14,967 --> 00:22:16,403
Back to work.
518
00:22:16,469 --> 00:22:18,705
Yes, we must get
Back to work,
Sammy.
519
00:22:18,771 --> 00:22:23,443
I don't want to
Beat this thing
To death here,
520
00:22:23,510 --> 00:22:27,714
But when these guys
Went, were they,
Like, smiling?
521
00:22:29,482 --> 00:22:31,083
Ear to ear.
522
00:22:32,151 --> 00:22:34,721
And that
Was the grumpy one.
523
00:22:36,322 --> 00:22:37,757
I'll be darned.
524
00:22:40,159 --> 00:22:41,728
So, what happened?
525
00:22:42,629 --> 00:22:45,532
Everything's ok,
I guess.
526
00:22:45,598 --> 00:22:48,735
Sam, are we ever
Going to get
To this cape?
527
00:22:48,801 --> 00:22:49,836
Hmm? Oh!
528
00:22:49,902 --> 00:22:50,803
Right.
529
00:22:50,870 --> 00:22:52,972
Yes, right, right,
Right, right.
530
00:22:53,039 --> 00:22:55,875
So you're going to
Take my daughter
Sightseeing?
531
00:22:55,942 --> 00:22:58,678
Well, only if
It's ok with you.
532
00:22:58,745 --> 00:23:02,549
I think
It's an absolutely
Wonderful idea.
533
00:23:04,250 --> 00:23:06,018
Besides,
534
00:23:06,085 --> 00:23:07,253
It will, uh...
535
00:23:07,319 --> 00:23:10,557
Take your mind off
What you really want.
536
00:23:10,623 --> 00:23:12,792
Yeah, yeah, maybe, maybe.
537
00:23:12,859 --> 00:23:14,994
Well, carolyn,
It's just you and me
538
00:23:15,061 --> 00:23:17,830
Off to
The famous cape.
539
00:23:17,897 --> 00:23:19,566
Here we go.
540
00:23:19,632 --> 00:23:23,570
Do you mind if
I ask you kind of
A personal question?
541
00:23:23,636 --> 00:23:25,605
What's that?
542
00:23:25,672 --> 00:23:29,609
Can you tell me,
How did your father die?
543
00:23:29,676 --> 00:23:32,579
Well, the coroner said
It was a heart attack,
544
00:23:32,645 --> 00:23:33,946
But we all know
545
00:23:34,013 --> 00:23:37,016
It was mummy's passion
That killed him.
546
00:23:40,419 --> 00:23:44,256
Well, that's--
That's tragic.
547
00:23:44,323 --> 00:23:45,658
Yes.
548
00:23:45,725 --> 00:23:48,695
I suppose that's
Why I hate sex so.
Mmm.
549
00:23:50,763 --> 00:23:54,400
The very idea
Gives me the chills.
550
00:23:54,467 --> 00:23:56,469
Well, let's go.
551
00:24:00,940 --> 00:24:04,176
Didn't you--
Weren't you...
38773
Can't find what you're looking for?
Get subtitles in any language from opensubtitles.com, and translate them here.
Afrikaans
Akan
Albanian
Amharic
Armenian
Azerbaijani
Basque
Belarusian
Bemba
Bengali
Bihari
Bosnian
Breton
Bulgarian
Cambodian
Catalan
Cebuano
Cherokee
Chichewa
Chinese (Simplified)
Chinese (Traditional)
Corsican
Croatian
Czech
Danish
Dutch
English
Esperanto
Estonian
Faroese
Finnish
Galician
Georgian
German
Guarani
Haitian Creole
Hausa
Hawaiian
Hebrew
Hmong
Hungarian
Icelandic
Indonesian
Irish
Italian
Japanese
Kazakh
Kinyarwanda
Kirundi
Kongo
Korean
Krio (Sierra Leone)
Kurdish
Kyrgyz
Laothian
Latin
Latvian
Lithuanian
Luganda
Luo
Luxembourgish
Macedonian
Malagasy
Malay
Maltese
Maori
Mauritian Creole
Moldavian
Mongolian
Myanmar (Burmese)
Montenegrin
Nepali
Norwegian
Pashto
Persian
Polish
Portuguese (Brazil)
Portuguese (Portugal)
Quechua
Romanian
Romansh
Russian
Samoan
Scots Gaelic
Serbian
Sesotho
Setswana
Seychellois Creole
Shona
Sindhi
Sinhalese
Slovak
Slovenian
Somali
Spanish
Swedish
Tajik
Thai
Tigrinya
Tonga
Turkish
Turkmen
Ukrainian
Uzbek
Vietnamese
Welsh
Wolof