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Cheers is filmed
Before a live studio audience.
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Diane, are you ready?
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It's time for
The sorrow and the pity.
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Oh, you two going
Straight home to bed?
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You know it's a movie.
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Oh, not just a movie.
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It's the final feature
In the human brutality
Film festival.
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Sammy,
When's the coach
Getting back
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From visiting
His sister?
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He'll be in minnesota
At least another week.
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Is his sister
Anything like the coach?
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Let me put it this way.
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He asked her to pick him up
At the airport.
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She thought he meant
The boston airport,
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So she drove all the way
Here to pick him up.
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Fortunately,
That's what he meant.
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They had lunch
At the airport,
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Then they drove on
To st. Paul.
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Wait. Uh, uh...
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But I thought
She lived in duluth, there.
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She does, but they
Don't like the food
At the airport in duluth.
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You know, actually,
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Coach will
Probably be back
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Before I
Could explain this to you.
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* makin' your way
In the world today *
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* takes everything
You've got *
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* takin' a break
From all your worries *
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* sure would help a lot *
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* wouldn't you like
To get away? *
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* sometimes you wanna go *
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* where everybody
Knows your name *
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* and they're always
Glad you came *
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* you wanna be
Where you can see *
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* our troubles
Are all the same *
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* you wanna be where
Everybody knows your name *
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* you wanna go
Where people know *
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* people are
All the same *
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* you wanna go *
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* where everybody
Knows your name *
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What do you say
Let's get out
Of here?
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All the goofs
Have gone home.
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Nobody
To laugh at
Or buy us beer.
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I think
Our work here
Is done.
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Amen.
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Ooh, hey.
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Is that carla's
Positively disgusting
Ex-husband nick?
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All right, things
Are picking
Up, cliffie.
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Have a seat.
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Uh, hello, blondie.
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I bet you thought
You'd never see me again,
Right?
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Change "Thought"
To "Begged god,"
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And you've
Got it exactly.
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Hey, nick.
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Oh, hello, sam.
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And the rest of youse.
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It's so good
To see some friendly faces.
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My, can I use that now.
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Something wrong, nick?
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Yeah, but let's
Not dwell on it.
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It would tear
Your heart out.
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Is carla by any chance
Around?
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No. She went
Home tonight.
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Frasier,
Your tea is ready.
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Oh. Um,
Nick tortelli,
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This is someone
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With whom you have
Absolutely nothing
In common--
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My paramour
Dr. Frasier crane.
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Doctor of what?
Can you get any pills?
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I'm a psychiatrist.
Uh...
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Have we met?
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You wouldn't by any chance
Be the bogus missing link
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Exhibited at
The amsterdam world's fair?
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No, but you're not
The first person
To ask me.
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I wish I'd done
Something like that.
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Maybe my life would
Be worth something.
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Oh, boy. What's
Going on here?
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What's the matter,
Nick?
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You remember
My lovely wife loretta?
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Sure do.
Tall blonde?
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She ran out on me.
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You see,
She always wanted
To be a singer.
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She got an offer
From this big musical group
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That's touring the country--
The grinning americans.
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The grinning what?
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They're a group of
Wholesome young people
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Who wear
Pullover sweaters,
Sing patriotic songs.
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They've had
Me and ma
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Marching around
Our living room
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On more than one
Sunday afternoon,
I can tell you.
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You live
With your mother, cliff?
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I have my own room.
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I have my own hot plate.
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You want to read
Something sicko into that?
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Well...
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You're not the first
Guy to lose a woman,
Nick.
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Yeah, but you haven't
Heard the worst yet.
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You see,
Loretta wouldn't marry me
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Unless I signed one of them
Prenuptial agreements
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And put everything
In her name.
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I was up to my eyeballs
In amore that night.
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She got the house
And the tortelli
Television hospital.
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Oh, ouch. Let me
Get you a drink.
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Oh, no, no. I couldn't.
I don't have anything, sam.
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I couldn't pay for it.
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It's on the house.
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Nick tortelli
Don't take charity
Or pity...
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Or soda, so make it neat.
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I forgot my purse.
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Nick. What the hell
Are you doing here?
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I came
To see if I have
Any friends left.
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Sorry. Our new snail pellets
Took care of them.
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You look pretty, carla.
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The twinkie left you,
Didn't she?
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She took you
For everything,
Didn't she?
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Please, tell me
She took you
For everything.
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I was born
Into this world naked,
And so shall I leave it.
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But please stay
Fully clothed the
Rest of the time.
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You got a guy, carla?
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No. I swallowed
A beach ball.
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For your information,
I am not seeing anybody,
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But the guy
That knocked me up
And ran this time
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Is 10 times classier
Than you. Now get out of here.
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Carla, I know I have
No reason to expect
Any kindness from you.
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I've treated you
Like dirt,
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But I've come back
To start over again.
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I'd like to make it up
To you and my children
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If you'll give me
A chance.
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I don't know
What to say, nick.
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Part of me wants to
Laugh in your face.
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The rest of me
Wants to throw up.
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Go with your heart.
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Aw...
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Just how dumb
Do you think I am?
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She kicks you out,
And you expect me to believe
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That you're a sweet,
Humble guy who just wants
To do right by me?
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It's true, carla.
What would it take
To convince you?
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Forget it.
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Wait!
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There. I'm going to hold
My hand over this flame
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Until you believe
My sincerity.
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Go ahead. I happen to be
Fond of the smell
Of roast pig.
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Oh, yuck. He's
Going to do it.
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Say you believe me
And end my torment.
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Say, nick, uh...
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Shouldn't you be
Putting it a little
Closer
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Down to the flame?
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What, are there
Rules to this?
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It's plenty warm
Up here where it is.
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Nick, you're
Roach droppings.
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I never want to see you
Again in my life.
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You're all friends.
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You believe me,
Don't you?
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You'll talk to her,
Won't you?
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Come, diane.
We've missed the sorrow,
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But maybe we can
Still catch the pity.
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Mr. Tortelli,
I hate to see any
Human being suffering
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Without doing
Something to help.
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Now, I'd like you to call
This number anytime,
Day or night.
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Is this your office?
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No, no. I'm far out
Of your price range.
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This is the number
Of a promising
Graduate student.
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You could put him
On the map.
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Good night, sammy.
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Nick.
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Later, nick.
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You fellas going home
To your warm beds?
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Uh...Yeah, yeah.
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That's where
We're going.
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You got a place
To sleep tonight,
Don't you, nick?
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Oh, yeah. In the gutter
Out front.
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Oh, good. As long
As you got a place.
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Good night.
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They say people
Don't get involved,
Huh, cliff?
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Hey, nick, I'm afraid
I'm gonna have to
Close up here.
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Yeah, I know.
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Just one more thing,
Sam, ok?
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Could I do
A few odd jobs for you
For a few bucks?
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Boy, I really don't
Need anything, nick.
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Sam, you
Don't understand.
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I'll do anything.
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A man without a job
Isn't a man, sam.
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I'll sweep.
I'll clean.
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I'll get on my knees
And scrub the place.
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The place
Will be spotless.
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Please?
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Yeah, ok.
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Oh, sam.
Ah, thank you.
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Thank you, sam.
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Thank you.
God bless you,
Sam.
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God bless you.
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Thank you.
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The brooms are in
That closet over there.
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Tonight?
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That's a little
Short notice.
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I'll do it.
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Oh, hello,
Miss carla.
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You're looking
Mighty pretty today.
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Yeah, but that railing
Looks terrible.
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Terrible? I can see
My face in it.
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That's what I mean.
So can I.
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Listen, I told you.
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If he's bothering you,
I'll get rid of him.
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I don't care what he does.
I enjoy seeing him
Grovel around.
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Carla, god knows
I was as skeptical
As you are,
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But the man's
Been working here
For three weeks.
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He's rented a room
With a sink.
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He's joined
The young men's
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Christian
Support group.
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He's teaching
Himself to play
The harmonica.
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Isn't it possible
He's changed?
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He's also clipped
His fingernails,
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And he's talked about
Subscribing to a magazine.
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Ok.
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But you look beyond
The glitter and flash.
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That's the same old nick.
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He's just doing all this
To impress me so I'll
Take him back.
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Is that such a bad idea,
Carla?
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I'm just asking.
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Well, he may be starting
To pull the wool
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Over your eyes,
But he's not doing it to me.
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If I take him back,
I'm just gonna end up
Getting hurt.
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Carla, I'm certainly not
Gonna be the one to
Argue his case,
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But in the interest
Of human charity,
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Perhaps you should
Keep an open mind.
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In the interest
Of human charity,
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I wouldn't walk
Across the room
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To spit on his shoes.
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Pardon me,
Common scrub person.
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Is there
A nick tortelli here?
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Loretta.
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Nick, is that you?
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No. It's
The archbishop
Of canterbury.
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So, you couldn't
Stay away from me.
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The very idea is ludicrous.
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We've simply
Outgrown each other.
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I'm living
In the fast lane now.
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I hobnob with people
You wouldn't even feel
Comfortable with.
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Why, last night
I met a headwaiter.
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Oh, so you came
To rub my nose
In it, right?
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Hi, gang at cheers.
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Just because
I've given nick the boot
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Doesn't mean that we still
Can't all be close friends.
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Especially you, carla.
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After all,
We did have nick
Tortelli in common.
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Yeah. You, me, and
A thousand head lice.
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Loretta,
What are you doing here?
247
00:12:09,296 --> 00:12:11,564
These are the final
Divorce papers.
248
00:12:11,631 --> 00:12:13,600
Read them
And sign them.
249
00:12:13,666 --> 00:12:15,635
Please let's not
Make this sticky.
250
00:12:15,702 --> 00:12:18,806
If you think I'm gonna
Give you any argument
About this, you're nuts.
251
00:12:18,872 --> 00:12:21,608
I'm over you, loretta.
252
00:12:21,674 --> 00:12:24,411
Carla won't give me
The time of day,
253
00:12:24,477 --> 00:12:29,649
But I'd rather be
Scrubbing the floor
She walks on
254
00:12:29,716 --> 00:12:32,419
Than scrubbing the floor
That you walk on.
255
00:12:32,485 --> 00:12:34,922
That wasn't too good,
But you get the picture.
256
00:12:37,024 --> 00:12:39,960
Well, I'm glad to
Hear that you're
Over me, nick,
257
00:12:40,027 --> 00:12:42,629
Because as far
As I'm concerned,
258
00:12:42,695 --> 00:12:44,164
You're yesterday's
Newspapers.
259
00:12:48,235 --> 00:12:49,870
Well, good-bye,
Gang at cheers.
260
00:12:49,937 --> 00:12:53,841
I'm sorry you had to
Witness this ugly scene.
261
00:12:55,275 --> 00:12:56,543
Beat it!
262
00:12:57,978 --> 00:13:00,380
And that, carla,
If you'll excuse me
263
00:13:00,447 --> 00:13:03,583
For ending a sentence
In a preposition,
264
00:13:03,650 --> 00:13:05,385
Is the man whose shoes
265
00:13:05,452 --> 00:13:08,588
You wouldn't cross
The room to spit upon.
266
00:13:08,655 --> 00:13:11,791
What can I say, diane?
I was wrong.
267
00:13:26,940 --> 00:13:28,909
It's a start.
268
00:13:38,785 --> 00:13:39,887
May I take your coat,
Miss?
269
00:13:39,953 --> 00:13:42,422
Knock it off, nick, huh?
270
00:13:42,489 --> 00:13:44,491
Please, for me.
271
00:13:44,557 --> 00:13:45,893
Shame on me.
272
00:13:45,959 --> 00:13:49,662
This coat rack needs to be
Sanded down and varnished.
273
00:13:49,729 --> 00:13:53,666
So you and nick
Took the kids out
This afternoon, huh?
274
00:13:53,733 --> 00:13:54,968
Yeah. Nick's idea.
275
00:13:55,035 --> 00:13:56,970
We took 'em to
The petting zoo
276
00:13:57,037 --> 00:13:59,940
So they could
Slap the animals.
277
00:14:01,774 --> 00:14:03,343
Listen,
Tonight after work,
278
00:14:03,410 --> 00:14:04,711
Me and you.
279
00:14:04,777 --> 00:14:06,146
What do you say?
280
00:14:06,213 --> 00:14:07,714
Like the old times,
All right?
281
00:14:07,780 --> 00:14:09,449
We'll go over
To white castle,
Get some burgers,
282
00:14:09,516 --> 00:14:11,551
Then catch some wrestling.
283
00:14:11,618 --> 00:14:14,721
There's a couple of great
Grudge matches tonight, huh?
284
00:14:14,787 --> 00:14:15,923
Forget it, nick.
285
00:14:15,989 --> 00:14:18,691
I'd enjoy that
With a classy guy,
286
00:14:18,758 --> 00:14:20,027
But you and I
Aren't happening.
287
00:14:20,093 --> 00:14:22,329
Carla,
What do I have to do?
288
00:14:22,395 --> 00:14:24,631
Don't you believe
That people change?
289
00:14:24,697 --> 00:14:28,335
I'm telling you,
You hit rock bottom,
And you got to change,
290
00:14:28,401 --> 00:14:31,338
Or there's no living
With yourself otherwise.
291
00:14:31,404 --> 00:14:34,541
Sam understands that.
He was a stinking drunk.
292
00:14:34,607 --> 00:14:38,578
I had a problem,
Nick, but...
293
00:14:38,645 --> 00:14:41,781
And miss diane
Understands.
294
00:14:41,848 --> 00:14:43,583
She's hustling
Hooch now.
295
00:14:43,650 --> 00:14:44,617
It wasn't
Too long ago
296
00:14:44,684 --> 00:14:45,953
She was strapped
To her bed
297
00:14:46,019 --> 00:14:47,921
At the drooling
Academy.
298
00:14:52,025 --> 00:14:55,595
It was only once that I
Was restrained to my bed
299
00:14:55,662 --> 00:14:57,130
For my own safety
300
00:14:57,197 --> 00:15:00,167
When psychotropic drugs
Affected my sense
Of balance,
301
00:15:00,233 --> 00:15:04,972
That was only for
A week and a half,
I was told.
302
00:15:05,038 --> 00:15:08,808
And anyway, what are we
Talking about me for?
303
00:15:08,875 --> 00:15:10,777
Carla, why will you
Not relent?
304
00:15:10,843 --> 00:15:15,415
Because I don't believe
You have it in you
To be true to me.
305
00:15:15,482 --> 00:15:18,451
I think if loretta
Came back and wanted you,
You'd go to her.
306
00:15:18,518 --> 00:15:20,420
Carla, you're gonna
Believe me one day,
307
00:15:20,487 --> 00:15:23,356
And I'm gonna hang in
Until you do.
308
00:15:23,423 --> 00:15:25,458
And now,
If you'll excuse me,
309
00:15:25,525 --> 00:15:29,862
I have to finish
Oiling the coasters
On sam's office chair.
310
00:15:29,929 --> 00:15:33,133
Fixing the big wheel's
Little wheels.
311
00:15:33,200 --> 00:15:36,036
Well,
I appreciate it, nick.
312
00:15:36,103 --> 00:15:37,904
Carla, you know,
For what it's worth,
313
00:15:37,971 --> 00:15:40,440
Cliff and I
Took alley oop there
314
00:15:40,507 --> 00:15:43,443
To the drive-in
Over the weekend.
315
00:15:43,510 --> 00:15:45,345
All he could talk
About was you.
316
00:15:45,412 --> 00:15:46,946
Miss carla this,
Miss carla that...
317
00:15:47,014 --> 00:15:48,181
Listen, listen, listen,
318
00:15:48,248 --> 00:15:50,017
I am tired
Of hearing all of you
319
00:15:50,083 --> 00:15:52,952
Defending
That walking hairball.
320
00:15:54,521 --> 00:15:57,324
You want to see
Why I don't fall
For his act?
321
00:15:57,390 --> 00:15:58,525
Yeah,
If you don't mind.
322
00:15:58,591 --> 00:16:00,460
Ok. Ok, watch.
323
00:16:00,527 --> 00:16:02,929
What's the extension
In your office?
324
00:16:02,996 --> 00:16:04,731
Uh...221.
325
00:16:09,836 --> 00:16:13,540
Nick, this is loretta.
326
00:16:13,606 --> 00:16:18,511
I've been getting
Some of those old
Feelings again, daddy.
327
00:16:18,578 --> 00:16:22,149
I think we should
Get together and talk.
328
00:16:22,215 --> 00:16:24,851
I'm at
The baldwin hotel.
329
00:16:24,917 --> 00:16:26,753
How soon do you think--
330
00:16:26,819 --> 00:16:29,256
I got to get
Some cigarettes!
331
00:16:31,658 --> 00:16:33,393
You don't smoke.
332
00:16:33,460 --> 00:16:36,596
I'm going to start.
I heard good things.
333
00:16:41,968 --> 00:16:43,503
No!
334
00:16:43,570 --> 00:16:45,705
I'm not gonna go.
335
00:16:45,772 --> 00:16:47,107
I'm not gonna go.
336
00:16:47,174 --> 00:16:49,509
You know where
I was going?
337
00:16:49,576 --> 00:16:52,745
Loretta called me,
And she wanted to talk to me,
338
00:16:52,812 --> 00:16:54,747
And I was about to go.
339
00:16:54,814 --> 00:16:56,749
Then you know
What happened?
340
00:16:56,816 --> 00:16:58,751
I thought of you,
341
00:16:58,818 --> 00:17:01,854
And I came to my senses.
342
00:17:01,921 --> 00:17:03,290
Aw!
Aw!
343
00:17:03,356 --> 00:17:06,293
That wasn't
Loretta, nick.
344
00:17:06,359 --> 00:17:07,727
That was carla
On the phone.
345
00:17:11,564 --> 00:17:13,500
That was you?
346
00:17:13,566 --> 00:17:15,202
Yes, daddy.
347
00:17:16,369 --> 00:17:18,805
Then that was a test,
348
00:17:18,871 --> 00:17:21,274
And I passed
With flying colors.
349
00:17:21,341 --> 00:17:24,077
Now do you believe me?
350
00:17:24,144 --> 00:17:25,412
Carla...
351
00:17:25,478 --> 00:17:27,414
How can you
Stand there
352
00:17:27,480 --> 00:17:30,317
And deny
The man burgers
And wrestling
353
00:17:30,383 --> 00:17:32,319
With the woman
He loves?
354
00:17:32,385 --> 00:17:36,689
He knew it was me
On the phone.
355
00:17:36,756 --> 00:17:38,425
Carla, what more can I do?
356
00:17:38,491 --> 00:17:41,461
That wasn't
A good enough test.
357
00:17:41,528 --> 00:17:42,829
Hi, carla!
358
00:17:42,895 --> 00:17:44,331
Hi, nick.
359
00:17:44,397 --> 00:17:47,634
Hiya, gang at cheers!
360
00:17:48,868 --> 00:17:50,637
The real loretta.
361
00:17:50,703 --> 00:17:51,938
Surprise!
362
00:17:52,004 --> 00:17:53,840
What do you want?
363
00:17:53,906 --> 00:17:55,642
I want you back.
364
00:17:55,708 --> 00:17:57,477
What?
365
00:17:57,544 --> 00:17:58,978
Well...
366
00:17:59,045 --> 00:18:01,047
This isn't easy to say,
367
00:18:01,114 --> 00:18:03,383
And I don't know
What song it's from,
368
00:18:03,450 --> 00:18:06,886
But there's a line
In some song that goes,
369
00:18:06,953 --> 00:18:10,157
"I've got you
Under my skin."
370
00:18:10,223 --> 00:18:12,659
I've got you
Under my skin, loretta.
371
00:18:12,725 --> 00:18:13,660
What?
372
00:18:13,726 --> 00:18:14,627
Oh, no!
373
00:18:14,694 --> 00:18:17,597
This is going to
Complicate things.
374
00:18:19,532 --> 00:18:23,536
No, I was just telling you
The name of the song.
375
00:18:23,603 --> 00:18:25,372
Oh! Pardon me.
376
00:18:25,438 --> 00:18:29,476
Nick, what I'm trying
To say is...
377
00:18:29,542 --> 00:18:31,511
Do you think that
There's ever a chance
378
00:18:31,578 --> 00:18:33,480
That we'll get back
Together again?
379
00:18:33,546 --> 00:18:35,848
In my heart, I knew
This day would come.
380
00:18:35,915 --> 00:18:39,118
The other day
When I was here
With the papers,
381
00:18:39,186 --> 00:18:41,221
Something stirred
Inside of me.
382
00:18:41,288 --> 00:18:42,989
When I got back
To the hotel room,
383
00:18:43,055 --> 00:18:46,125
All I could think about
Was the way you used to
Make me pour amaretto
384
00:18:46,193 --> 00:18:49,762
In your chin dimples
So I could sip it out.
385
00:18:49,829 --> 00:18:54,467
I've got so much to learn
From this man.
386
00:18:56,769 --> 00:18:58,070
Loretta,
387
00:18:58,137 --> 00:19:00,407
I don't feel anything
For you anymore.
388
00:19:00,473 --> 00:19:02,442
You hear me? Nothing.
389
00:19:02,509 --> 00:19:06,213
But when I threw you out,
You said you'd always love me.
390
00:19:06,279 --> 00:19:09,282
I'm a complex guy.
391
00:19:11,618 --> 00:19:14,421
You can say no
To my words,
392
00:19:14,487 --> 00:19:17,524
But can you say no
To this?
393
00:19:17,590 --> 00:19:20,693
And I've got another one
Where this came from.
394
00:19:22,161 --> 00:19:23,596
You're making a fool
Outta yourself.
395
00:19:23,663 --> 00:19:24,597
Beat it!
396
00:19:24,664 --> 00:19:26,599
Huh!
397
00:19:29,836 --> 00:19:31,371
This is one american
398
00:19:31,438 --> 00:19:35,675
Who's going to have trouble
Grinning on-stage tonight!
399
00:19:37,944 --> 00:19:40,112
Bravo, nicholas!
400
00:19:40,179 --> 00:19:41,248
Bravo!
401
00:19:41,314 --> 00:19:45,318
Well, I have some oiling
To complete.
402
00:19:48,555 --> 00:19:49,489
Carla!
403
00:19:49,556 --> 00:19:50,590
Come on.
404
00:19:50,657 --> 00:19:54,227
In god's name, what
More do you want?
405
00:19:54,294 --> 00:19:57,063
This is one of
The most startling
Metamorphoses
406
00:19:57,129 --> 00:20:00,433
One man
Has ever undergone!
407
00:20:00,500 --> 00:20:01,934
True.
Yeah.
Yeah.
408
00:20:02,001 --> 00:20:03,436
Oh, oh, yeah, yeah.
409
00:20:03,503 --> 00:20:05,772
You're all experts
On nick tortelli, huh?
410
00:20:05,838 --> 00:20:06,839
Yeah.
411
00:20:06,906 --> 00:20:10,643
You all think I should
Go back with him?
412
00:20:10,710 --> 00:20:11,911
Not me. Mm-mmm.
413
00:20:11,978 --> 00:20:15,448
I don't think
You're good enough for him.
414
00:20:17,049 --> 00:20:18,651
Oh, come on, carla.
415
00:20:18,718 --> 00:20:19,986
Ok, ok.
416
00:20:20,052 --> 00:20:22,455
I'm gonna take him back.
417
00:20:22,522 --> 00:20:25,658
You all watch
What's gonna happen.
418
00:20:36,068 --> 00:20:38,471
Nick,
Can I speak to you?
419
00:20:38,538 --> 00:20:40,673
Uh, yes, miss carla.
420
00:20:49,282 --> 00:20:50,249
Nick...
421
00:20:50,317 --> 00:20:53,219
I--I--I want you back.
422
00:20:53,286 --> 00:20:55,054
I want to give you
Another chance
423
00:20:55,121 --> 00:20:57,690
To take care
Of me and the kids.
424
00:20:57,757 --> 00:20:59,492
Oh, carla!
425
00:20:59,559 --> 00:21:01,894
You made me
The happiest man on earth.
426
00:21:01,961 --> 00:21:04,096
Let's go to white castle
And celebrate.
427
00:21:04,163 --> 00:21:06,533
I knew
I'd get you back
428
00:21:06,599 --> 00:21:08,501
If I kept
Scrubbing and mopping
429
00:21:08,568 --> 00:21:10,503
And cleaning the ash trays
And believing,
430
00:21:10,570 --> 00:21:12,038
But I gotta tell you--
431
00:21:12,104 --> 00:21:15,241
That last test
Was the hardest.
432
00:21:15,308 --> 00:21:17,076
Test, nick?
433
00:21:17,143 --> 00:21:21,247
Yeah. The way you actually
Got loretta to come here
And do what she did.
434
00:21:21,314 --> 00:21:23,282
I don't know
How did you did it.
435
00:21:25,418 --> 00:21:27,720
It wasn't
A test, nick.
436
00:21:30,490 --> 00:21:32,725
Uh...It wasn't?
437
00:21:32,792 --> 00:21:34,093
No.
438
00:21:34,160 --> 00:21:36,363
She really
Wants me back?
439
00:21:36,429 --> 00:21:37,930
That's right.
440
00:21:39,799 --> 00:21:41,267
Oh.
441
00:21:41,334 --> 00:21:43,603
Well, uh...Good.
442
00:21:43,670 --> 00:21:46,939
I'm glad to see that
You're above that
Sort of thing.
443
00:21:47,006 --> 00:21:49,208
It's you...
444
00:21:49,275 --> 00:21:50,477
And me...
445
00:21:51,711 --> 00:21:52,745
Forever.
446
00:21:54,814 --> 00:21:56,949
Really, nick?
447
00:21:57,016 --> 00:21:58,751
I can't believe it.
448
00:21:58,818 --> 00:22:00,019
Nick?
449
00:22:02,555 --> 00:22:04,791
What's the matter?
450
00:22:06,526 --> 00:22:07,960
I--I--I don't know.
451
00:22:08,027 --> 00:22:10,563
Uh, something weird, carla.
452
00:22:10,630 --> 00:22:13,600
I can't control my body.
453
00:22:13,666 --> 00:22:16,235
I don't know
What's going on.
454
00:22:16,302 --> 00:22:19,772
I'm going to find
A cure for this, uh,
455
00:22:19,839 --> 00:22:21,140
If it kills me.
456
00:22:21,207 --> 00:22:23,676
Uh, good-bye, carla.
457
00:22:23,743 --> 00:22:25,311
I love you.
458
00:22:25,378 --> 00:22:27,580
Loretta!
459
00:22:34,687 --> 00:22:36,823
Sam, on the way
Over to the bar
This morning,
460
00:22:36,889 --> 00:22:39,392
I saw
This amazing
Cloud formation.
461
00:22:39,459 --> 00:22:40,593
Really?
462
00:22:40,660 --> 00:22:43,530
Yes. It looked
Like a flock
Of sheep.
463
00:22:43,596 --> 00:22:45,031
It was really--
464
00:22:45,097 --> 00:22:46,332
Satisfied?
465
00:22:46,399 --> 00:22:49,702
You're a-a-a-a-all
466
00:22:49,769 --> 00:22:51,804
Ignorant.
467
00:22:54,240 --> 00:22:56,108
Uh, I...
468
00:22:56,175 --> 00:22:57,777
I'm--I'm sorry.
469
00:22:57,844 --> 00:23:00,379
I don't know what
To say. We...
470
00:23:00,447 --> 00:23:03,483
We made
A terrible mistake.
471
00:23:04,717 --> 00:23:09,355
But our regret
Is tempered by
Our pride in you.
472
00:23:09,422 --> 00:23:11,357
You didn't
Fall for him.
473
00:23:11,424 --> 00:23:12,625
You didn't give in.
474
00:23:12,692 --> 00:23:16,362
You stayed strong
And you came out on top.
475
00:23:16,429 --> 00:23:18,197
This is your day, carla.
476
00:23:18,264 --> 00:23:19,466
Rejoice.
477
00:23:23,169 --> 00:23:24,103
Yeah.
478
00:23:24,170 --> 00:23:25,672
This is my day...
479
00:23:25,738 --> 00:23:28,575
Except for one thing--
480
00:23:28,641 --> 00:23:32,144
I love the monkey more now
Than I ever did.
481
00:23:33,212 --> 00:23:34,146
That monkey?
482
00:23:34,213 --> 00:23:35,281
Oh...
483
00:23:35,347 --> 00:23:38,518
It's crazy, isn't it?
484
00:23:39,385 --> 00:23:40,520
Yeah.
485
00:23:42,489 --> 00:23:44,223
I don't think it is.
486
00:23:44,290 --> 00:23:49,428
Listen.
What you're feeling
Right now for nick,
487
00:23:49,496 --> 00:23:52,832
Every woman has
Felt at some time.
488
00:23:52,899 --> 00:23:55,301
At one time or
Another, we all fall
For some guy
489
00:23:55,367 --> 00:23:57,403
That we know
Isn't good for us.
490
00:23:57,470 --> 00:23:59,772
We need excitement,
491
00:23:59,839 --> 00:24:02,575
We need a walk
On the wild side.
492
00:24:05,845 --> 00:24:07,947
I know whereof
I speak.
493
00:24:08,014 --> 00:24:09,782
Believe it or not,
There are times
494
00:24:09,849 --> 00:24:12,985
I'm irresistibly
Drawn to that
Damn sam...
495
00:24:15,054 --> 00:24:16,322
Urai.
496
00:24:16,388 --> 00:24:18,991
Samurai
Frasier crane.
497
00:24:21,327 --> 00:24:22,829
Warrior of love.
498
00:24:23,863 --> 00:24:26,432
That's what
I call him--
499
00:24:26,499 --> 00:24:27,667
Samurai...
500
00:24:28,535 --> 00:24:30,903
Frasier crane.
Frasier crane.
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