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Diane: "Cheers" is filmed
Before a live studio audience.
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Sammy,
Got three questions.
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One--who's going
To fix the ball return
On the pool table?
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Ok, I'll check
That today.
Check.
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Two--how much vermouth
For next month?
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Uh, an extra case.
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Three--why? Why? Why?
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Oh, come on,
Don't start with me
About the wedding.
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Oh, sammy, sammy!
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It actually looks like
You're going to go through
With this horrible thing.
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Why do you want
To marry this woman?
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I don't know,
Carla. It...
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It's not easy
To explain.
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I mean, why did you
Marry nick?
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Why? 'cause I was stupid,
That's why.
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Well...Actually,
There was a little more.
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What?
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You tell anybody this,
And I'll kill you.
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Oh, ok.
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Nick made me feel all...
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All...Squooshy inside.
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Squooshy?
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Squooshy.
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Yeah, well...
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That's how diane
Makes me feel--
All squooshy.
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Oh, yuck!
Double yuck! Oh!
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I'm going to throw up!
That is so disgusting!
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You said it!
What are you--
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I married nick
'cause he knocked me up.
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This is sickening! Oh!
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I only said it
'cause you said it.
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I need some air.
No, don't--
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Hey, guys, listen to this.
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Sam says diane makes him
Feel all squooshy.
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Oh, sammy!
Oh, sammy!
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Squooshy...
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Ohh!
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* sometimes
You wanna go *
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* where everybody
Knows your name *
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* and they're always
Glad you came *
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* you wanna be
Where you can see *
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* our troubles
Are all the same *
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* you wanna go where
Everybody knows your name *
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Excuse me, young man.
I'm dr. Sumner sloane.
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I'm looking for
Diane chambers.
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Gee, I hope
She's not sick.
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No, I'm not a medical doctor.
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I'm in the literature department
At boston university,
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Where I occupy a chair.
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Hey, don't worry
About it.
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That's all I did
In school, too.
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Hey, that's
Sumner sloane there.
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The famous
Sumner sloane.
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The man who
Jilted diane?
Yep.
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He made a bigger
Doofus out of her
Than she made out of you.
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No easy trick.
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Oh, boy, that was one
Of your major league dumps, too.
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Poor little diane,
Up there on our doorstep,
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You know, turning to us
For shelter from life's storm.
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Yeah.
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Boy, oh, boy,
It seems like a long time ago,
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Doesn't it, normie?
Yep.
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A lot's changed since
That fateful night, huh?
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Yeah.
As I recall,
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You were
Sitting over there
Drinking a beer,
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And I was
Sitting right here
Having a beer
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Kind of wishing
You'd shut up.
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Good memory.
Yeah.
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[diane laughing]
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Hello, diane.
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Hello, sumner.
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Hello, sam, old man.
Sumner.
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I understand
Congratulations
Are in order.
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You heard about
Our engagement?
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Yes. Wonderful news
Traveled fast.
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Sam, old man,
I'd like to steal away
Your lovely bride-to-be
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For a private chat
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With your permission.
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You're not going
To try and take her
Away from me,
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Are you, sumner?
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It's obvious you've cast
A spell over diane
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That someone with even
My considerable charms
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Would find difficult
To break.
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Well, maybe with your charms
And a jug of cheap wine.
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Hello.
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I'm dr. Frasier crane.
Perhaps you've heard of me.
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Not till this moment.
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Well, it just so happens
That I was once engaged
To diane, too.
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Ah. Is there anyone
In this bar you haven't
Been engaged to?
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Well, I believe
The floor is now open
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To nominations
For pompous ass
Of the year award.
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Hey, remember us,
Dr. Sloane?
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How could I forget?
Barney, wally, ed.
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When I heard
Of your impending
Marriage to sam,
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I thought perhaps
I had overestimated you.
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So I pored through
Everything that
You'd written--
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Letters, poems,
Short stories.
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The pages burned
With your talent, diane.
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And I was singed.
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Why are you
Telling me this?
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I was so impressed by one
Of your unfinished novels,
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I took the liberty
Of sending it to a friend
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Who's an editor
At houghton mifflin.
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You had no right
To do that.
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While he concurs with me
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That it's rough,
Embryonic, and immature,
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He loves it...
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And thinks it has
A very good chance
Of being published.
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Published?!
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I knew it.
I felt it.
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I've never
Been more alive
In my life
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Than when
I was writing that.
Which one was it?
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"Jocasta's conundrum".
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Yes!
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I'm going to be
A novelist!
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I'm going to be
A novelist!
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This doesn't
Guarantee publication.
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He has other people
To convince.
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And he'll have to see
The finished work.
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Actually, I haven't
Quite finished it.
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I haven't written for...
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Five years.
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That's about
The same amount of time
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You've been interred
In this tomb of thought.
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Oh...Roughly.
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It's imperative
You get out of here
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And finish this novel
Immediately.
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You can use
My cabin in maine.
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It's where I go to do
Most of my profound thinking.
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You'll love it.
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Ted koppel has a little place
Right down the road.
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I can't. I'm going
To marry sam.
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Do you realize
The implications of
The choice you're making?
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There's no choice.
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A woman can be married
And write, too.
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Oh, I get it.
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You're going to write
The great american novel
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In between driving the kids
To little league games,
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Changing the litter box,
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And teaching sam pinochle
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So you can have
The mundanes
Over to dinner.
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Well, even if
I can't do both,
I don't care.
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Of course you don't.
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Sam's bludgeoned
All the spirit
Out of you
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And dragged you
Back down to his level.
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No one was dragged,
Sumner.
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Sam and I
Walked arm-in-arm
To his level.
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I think you'd
Better leave now.
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Yes, I'll leave.
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But the time will come
When you'll look back
On this moment
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And realize you made
A terrible mistake.
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I'm glad I won't be around
To witness that.
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So am I.
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Touche.
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How appropriate that
As I take my leave of you,
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You are holding
The eight ball.
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Goodbye, diane.
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Diane: sam?
Yeah.
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Well, there you are.
Where have you been?
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I was at
The dentist.
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I had something
Caught in my teeth.
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Oh.
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What are you
Up to there?
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I've started addressing
Our wedding invitations.
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So...What did sumner
Have to say?
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Well, it seems he has
Submitted the manuscript
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Of one of my novels
To an editor
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Who thinks it
Might be publishable
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With a little work.
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Well, that's great...
Isn't it?
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Well, it's very flattering.
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And I'm not easily flattered.
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No, I know, I know.
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That's--
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That's one of
The most remarkable
Things about you.
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Thank you, sam.
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Hey, wait a minute,
You know.
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This could
Work out perfectly.
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Why don't we postpone
The wedding?
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Postpone it?
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Yeah! Absolutely.
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I mean, you could go off
And finish your book.
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And it would give me
A chance to do something
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I've wanted to do
All my life.
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What?
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What do you mean,
What? You want me
To name it?
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That'd be good.
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Well, I'd take
A trip to the orient.
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Yeah, yeah, I always
Wanted to go to the orient.
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You've never said anything
About a trip to the orient.
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Well, no, not
In so many words,
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But, I mean,
You know how much
I like chinese food.
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It's...
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Sam, I've waited
Several years
For this marriage
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And I don't want
To wait any longer.
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I'm starting
To get scared.
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Oh, no.
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Something always seems
To screw us up.
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Usually it's you.
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Sometimes it's me.
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Let's get married now.
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What do you mean, now?
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Now. Tonight.
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Tonight.
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Yeah.
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What's the rush?
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It feels like you
Want to do this fast
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So that you don't
Change your mind.
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You're the one
Who seems to be
Changing his mind.
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No, no, I'm not.
No, I'm not.
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Well, good, then
There's no problem.
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Let's marry tonight.
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Well, maybe we will,
Maybe we won't.
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We ought to
Think about this.
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All right, fine.
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You sit down,
Think about it.
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I'll make us some tea.
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If you get stuck,
Call me. I'll come in
And jiggle your head.
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Tea time, dear.
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I've had
A great life.
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My grandson's
A 25-game winner
With the...
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Red sox...
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I've got the prettiest
Wife in town.
Ohh!
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And I can still fire off
The old booster rockets
Now and again.
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And don't forget
Your pinochle's
Coming along quite well.
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Yes, yes. You know,
Now that I've got
The hang of it,
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I kinda
Like that game.
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Who called there
A minute ago?
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That was your
Granddaughter samantha.
Oh!
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She said
To tell her gramps
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That she has
A new boyfriend.
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Uh-oh.
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What's he like?
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Well, he sounds like
A fine young man.
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She says he has
His doctorate in...
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Laser beam
Demolecularization.
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Only one thing
Kept me from going
Into that myself.
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I don't have
The brains
Of a turnip.
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[both laugh]
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[knock on door]
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I'll get it.
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Maybe you'd
Better do it.
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I'd rather watch
You walk anyway.
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You know, it is
Absolutely amazing
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How you've held on
To your figure.
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00:11:33,379 --> 00:11:36,615
Well, it's amazing how you've
Held on to it, too.
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Oh, clifford.
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You hit the jackpot
There, diane.
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Oh, thanks so much.
Would you like to come in
And have a cup of tea?
250
00:11:48,627 --> 00:11:50,162
Oh, don't mind if I do.
251
00:11:50,229 --> 00:11:52,198
Good.
252
00:11:54,933 --> 00:11:56,968
When are you going
To retire, cliff?
253
00:11:57,035 --> 00:12:01,106
Retire?
Hell's bells, sammy.
254
00:12:01,173 --> 00:12:05,477
Being a mailman's
Still the surest way I know
255
00:12:05,544 --> 00:12:08,146
Of meeting the, uh...
256
00:12:10,949 --> 00:12:11,983
Women!
Women.
257
00:12:15,020 --> 00:12:16,788
[knock on door]
258
00:12:16,855 --> 00:12:19,057
I'll get it.
259
00:12:19,124 --> 00:12:21,126
No, maybe not.
260
00:12:23,161 --> 00:12:27,999
Let me. We seem to be
Very popular today.
261
00:12:29,835 --> 00:12:32,338
Ohh...
Evening, everybody.
262
00:12:32,404 --> 00:12:33,572
Both: norm!
263
00:12:33,639 --> 00:12:35,106
Norman.
264
00:12:35,173 --> 00:12:36,141
What's up, norm?
265
00:12:36,208 --> 00:12:38,377
Me, about 30 times a night.
266
00:12:40,646 --> 00:12:44,583
Norman, shall I get you
A cup so you can join us
In some tea?
267
00:12:44,650 --> 00:12:46,485
No, no,
Thanks, diane.
268
00:12:46,552 --> 00:12:48,720
I'm just here
To pick up cliffie.
269
00:12:48,787 --> 00:12:50,922
We're going
To go on over
270
00:12:50,989 --> 00:12:52,858
To woody's bar
And have
A few beers.
271
00:12:52,924 --> 00:12:54,059
Well, tell woody
We say hi.
272
00:12:54,125 --> 00:12:55,594
Yeah.
273
00:12:55,661 --> 00:12:56,962
How's he doing
With the bar?
274
00:12:57,028 --> 00:12:58,830
Well, sammy,
He's turned it
275
00:12:58,897 --> 00:13:00,532
Into a real
Family enterprise,
276
00:13:00,599 --> 00:13:01,967
You know. He's...
277
00:13:02,033 --> 00:13:04,936
He and his kid
Are working
Behind the bar.
278
00:13:05,003 --> 00:13:08,106
And he's got his wife
And daughter are
Actually waiting tables.
279
00:13:08,173 --> 00:13:11,943
End of the evening,
They apparently take off
All their shoes and socks
280
00:13:12,010 --> 00:13:13,845
And add up
The receipts.
281
00:13:18,417 --> 00:13:21,320
Yeah...
We're out of here.
282
00:13:21,387 --> 00:13:22,454
Cliffie.
283
00:13:22,521 --> 00:13:24,490
Women.
284
00:13:24,556 --> 00:13:26,124
We're out of here.
285
00:13:26,191 --> 00:13:27,859
Well, I, uh...
286
00:13:27,926 --> 00:13:31,196
Really nice
Seeing you two again.
287
00:13:31,263 --> 00:13:34,566
Diane, you get
Better looking every year.
288
00:13:34,633 --> 00:13:36,568
Why, thank you,
Clifford.
289
00:13:36,635 --> 00:13:39,705
Yeah. Wish I could say
The same thing about vera.
290
00:13:39,771 --> 00:13:42,408
Norman, didn't you tell
Us that vera still has
291
00:13:42,474 --> 00:13:44,209
The figure
Of a young girl?
292
00:13:44,276 --> 00:13:46,278
Diane,
It's tattooed
On her back.
293
00:13:49,348 --> 00:13:50,782
Good one.
294
00:13:50,849 --> 00:13:53,251
Good one.
295
00:13:53,319 --> 00:13:55,153
You know, sam...
296
00:13:55,220 --> 00:13:58,089
We are blessed.
297
00:13:58,156 --> 00:14:02,628
We have wonderful friends
And a wonderful family.
298
00:14:02,694 --> 00:14:05,531
Certainly has been
A good life.
299
00:14:09,935 --> 00:14:11,770
Do you have
Any regrets?
300
00:14:13,038 --> 00:14:14,806
None.
301
00:14:14,873 --> 00:14:19,378
Now what about that book
You were going to write
A long time ago?
302
00:14:19,445 --> 00:14:21,112
Don't you ever wish
That you had done that
303
00:14:21,179 --> 00:14:22,548
Instead of married me?
304
00:14:22,614 --> 00:14:26,217
Oh, that was
Years and years ago, sam.
305
00:14:26,284 --> 00:14:29,154
I know that,
But don't you
Have any regrets?
306
00:14:30,356 --> 00:14:32,324
Sam malone...
307
00:14:32,391 --> 00:14:36,227
I wouldn't trade one
Minute of my life with you
308
00:14:36,294 --> 00:14:39,731
For the nobel prize
In literature.
309
00:14:39,798 --> 00:14:42,233
[telephone rings]
310
00:14:43,669 --> 00:14:45,904
I'll get it.
[ring]
311
00:14:45,971 --> 00:14:48,807
Oh.
312
00:14:48,874 --> 00:14:51,610
Hello?
313
00:14:51,677 --> 00:14:53,479
I don't know
Why, carla!
314
00:14:53,545 --> 00:14:56,482
Because I love her,
Now can we just leave
This alone, please?
315
00:15:01,319 --> 00:15:03,455
Diane:
Teatime, sam.
316
00:15:06,925 --> 00:15:09,060
So, what's
Your answer--
317
00:15:09,127 --> 00:15:10,929
"Yes" or
"I need more time
To think about it"?
318
00:15:10,996 --> 00:15:13,565
Hmm.
319
00:15:13,632 --> 00:15:15,100
Ok.
320
00:15:15,166 --> 00:15:17,002
You mean it?
Yeah.
321
00:15:17,068 --> 00:15:18,737
Oh, sam!
322
00:15:18,804 --> 00:15:20,205
You won't
Regret it.
323
00:15:20,271 --> 00:15:21,206
Well, I just hope you don't.
324
00:15:21,272 --> 00:15:23,141
Oh, I never shall.
325
00:15:23,208 --> 00:15:24,610
Thank you.
326
00:15:26,344 --> 00:15:28,947
Come on, let's do it.
Let's go get a justice
Of the peace.
327
00:15:29,014 --> 00:15:31,450
Better yet,
Let's wed at cheers.
328
00:15:31,517 --> 00:15:32,451
The bar?
329
00:15:32,518 --> 00:15:34,185
It's ideal.
330
00:15:34,252 --> 00:15:36,154
Right there
In front of our
Dearest friends
331
00:15:36,221 --> 00:15:37,389
Who've been witness
To our love,
332
00:15:37,456 --> 00:15:39,791
Seen the good times
And the bad times,
333
00:15:39,858 --> 00:15:42,293
Shared our joys
And sorrows.
How perfect.
334
00:15:42,360 --> 00:15:45,296
Those dear souls will
Share our moment
335
00:15:45,363 --> 00:15:47,132
Of ultimate joy.
336
00:15:47,198 --> 00:15:49,067
Better still,
Why don't we have them
Over right here?
337
00:15:49,134 --> 00:15:50,201
We'll do it right here.
338
00:15:50,268 --> 00:15:52,938
Oh, I don't want
Those people in my house.
339
00:16:05,366 --> 00:16:07,368
All right, I got
$20 says they
Won't do it.
340
00:16:07,434 --> 00:16:09,804
All right, well,
I got 30 here says
341
00:16:09,871 --> 00:16:11,672
They tie
The knotsky tonightsky.
342
00:16:11,739 --> 00:16:13,340
I'd like a piece
Of that, cliff.
343
00:16:13,407 --> 00:16:15,076
Because, you see,
I'm convinced
That the words "I do"
344
00:16:15,142 --> 00:16:16,878
Are not in
The woman's vocabulary.
345
00:16:16,944 --> 00:16:18,813
All right.
346
00:16:18,880 --> 00:16:20,047
Let's see how much
You've got there.
347
00:16:20,114 --> 00:16:22,116
Come on,
Put your money
Where your mouth is.
348
00:16:22,183 --> 00:16:23,550
Hey, everybody!
349
00:16:23,617 --> 00:16:26,553
All: hey!
350
00:16:26,620 --> 00:16:28,422
Wish me luck, huh.
351
00:16:28,489 --> 00:16:30,424
[applause]
352
00:16:30,491 --> 00:16:33,660
Sammy, uh, let me just
Give you a little
Piece of advice
353
00:16:33,727 --> 00:16:37,198
I wish somebody
Would have given me once.
354
00:16:37,264 --> 00:16:40,101
Run, sammy.
355
00:16:40,167 --> 00:16:41,235
Just run like the wind.
356
00:16:41,302 --> 00:16:44,571
Disappear into the night.
Go, sammy, go!
357
00:16:44,638 --> 00:16:47,341
[plays "The wedding march"]
358
00:16:49,743 --> 00:16:52,146
Women: ohh!
359
00:16:52,213 --> 00:16:54,148
[crying]
360
00:17:05,659 --> 00:17:07,761
I understand
That this has been
361
00:17:07,829 --> 00:17:09,330
A long time
In coming.
362
00:17:09,396 --> 00:17:12,199
So without
Further delay,
363
00:17:12,266 --> 00:17:14,301
We'll get to
The matter at hand.
364
00:17:14,368 --> 00:17:16,170
You, sam,
And you, diane,
365
00:17:16,237 --> 00:17:18,272
Have complied with
The general laws
366
00:17:18,339 --> 00:17:20,374
Of the commonwealth
Of massachusetts,
367
00:17:20,441 --> 00:17:23,410
And there are no
Apparent impediments
To this marriage...
368
00:17:23,477 --> 00:17:25,412
[wailing]
369
00:17:28,182 --> 00:17:31,552
Therefore,
Do you, sam malone,
370
00:17:31,618 --> 00:17:33,254
Take this woman,
Diane chambers,
371
00:17:33,320 --> 00:17:34,755
To be your lawfully
Wedded wife
372
00:17:34,822 --> 00:17:36,223
Till death
Do you part?
373
00:17:36,290 --> 00:17:38,159
I do.
374
00:17:38,225 --> 00:17:41,228
[wailing]
375
00:17:41,295 --> 00:17:43,998
[telephone rings]
376
00:17:44,065 --> 00:17:45,432
Cheers.
377
00:17:45,499 --> 00:17:48,435
Oh, just a second.
Miss chambers, it's for you.
378
00:17:50,404 --> 00:17:53,207
Woody, I'm kind of busy.
379
00:17:53,274 --> 00:17:55,242
Oh, uh...
380
00:17:55,309 --> 00:17:56,477
Listen, she's
Getting married.
381
00:17:56,543 --> 00:17:58,012
Can I take a message?
382
00:17:58,079 --> 00:18:00,915
You're kidding.
383
00:18:00,982 --> 00:18:03,350
Oh, that's--
384
00:18:03,417 --> 00:18:05,786
Yeah, that's great!
That's unbelievable!
385
00:18:05,853 --> 00:18:07,955
Yeah. You're welcome.
386
00:18:10,157 --> 00:18:11,358
Go ahead.
387
00:18:15,129 --> 00:18:16,830
No, no,
Don't go ahead.
388
00:18:16,898 --> 00:18:18,465
Woody, what is it?
389
00:18:18,532 --> 00:18:20,501
They're going to publish
Miss chambers' book.
390
00:18:20,567 --> 00:18:23,204
They're giving her
A big advance
To finish it.
391
00:18:23,270 --> 00:18:27,041
Um...To continue.
392
00:18:30,144 --> 00:18:34,015
Diane chambers,
Do you take this
Man, samuel malone,
393
00:18:34,081 --> 00:18:36,150
To be your lawfully
Wedded husband
394
00:18:36,217 --> 00:18:37,651
Till death
Do you part?
395
00:18:37,718 --> 00:18:39,653
What?
396
00:18:39,720 --> 00:18:41,055
Oh, yes.
Of course.
397
00:18:41,122 --> 00:18:43,290
Why wouldn't I?
398
00:18:43,357 --> 00:18:45,526
Well, then,
By the powers
Vested in me
399
00:18:45,592 --> 00:18:47,328
By the governor
Of the commonwealth
Of massachusetts,
400
00:18:47,394 --> 00:18:48,629
I now
Pronounce you man--
401
00:18:48,695 --> 00:18:51,032
No, you don't.
402
00:18:51,098 --> 00:18:54,101
I want to change my answer.
403
00:18:54,168 --> 00:18:56,670
What did he say?
404
00:18:56,737 --> 00:18:57,939
Sam...
405
00:18:58,005 --> 00:18:59,740
I'm...
406
00:19:03,877 --> 00:19:07,581
Look, you got
To do this book.
407
00:19:07,648 --> 00:19:08,715
You have to.
408
00:19:08,782 --> 00:19:10,451
I don't care
About the book.
409
00:19:10,517 --> 00:19:12,920
I care about you.
410
00:19:12,987 --> 00:19:14,721
Go ahead.
411
00:19:14,788 --> 00:19:16,023
From the beginning,
Please.
412
00:19:16,090 --> 00:19:17,424
This is inhuman.
413
00:19:19,193 --> 00:19:22,063
You sam and you
Diane have complied
414
00:19:22,129 --> 00:19:24,765
With the general
Regulations
And the...
415
00:19:24,831 --> 00:19:26,367
Laws of
The commonwealth of--
416
00:19:26,433 --> 00:19:28,335
No. Wait, wait, wait.
417
00:19:28,402 --> 00:19:29,870
Look, I don't want
To be married
418
00:19:29,937 --> 00:19:32,239
To a woman who's
Going to be always
Asking, "What if?"
419
00:19:35,376 --> 00:19:37,111
I'll tell you what,
420
00:19:37,178 --> 00:19:40,281
You're bad at ballet,
You're terrible at acting,
421
00:19:40,347 --> 00:19:42,316
You can't draw
Worth a lick,
422
00:19:42,383 --> 00:19:45,052
You're bad at poetry,
Photography, cinema.
423
00:19:45,119 --> 00:19:46,787
Omelettes. I mean,
They're going to have
424
00:19:46,853 --> 00:19:49,523
To start inventing
Things for you
To be bad at.
425
00:19:49,590 --> 00:19:52,926
Make your point, sam.
426
00:19:52,994 --> 00:19:55,129
You're good at writing.
427
00:19:55,196 --> 00:19:56,697
I think we finally
Found something
428
00:19:56,763 --> 00:19:58,299
You don't stink at.
429
00:19:58,365 --> 00:20:01,002
But, sam, I--
Look, look.
430
00:20:01,068 --> 00:20:03,971
This is important
For you.
431
00:20:04,038 --> 00:20:07,408
I mean, I had
My day in the sun.
432
00:20:07,474 --> 00:20:08,709
I may not have been
433
00:20:08,775 --> 00:20:10,477
The greatest
Relief pitcher
In the world--
434
00:20:10,544 --> 00:20:12,046
Yeah, you were, sammy.
Thank you.
435
00:20:12,113 --> 00:20:13,080
The point is--
436
00:20:13,147 --> 00:20:18,185
The point is...
I took a shot.
437
00:20:18,252 --> 00:20:20,654
You got to take
Your shot.
438
00:20:26,227 --> 00:20:28,262
Well...
439
00:20:28,329 --> 00:20:30,864
We've always gone
With our feelings.
440
00:20:30,931 --> 00:20:31,965
Yeah.
441
00:20:34,068 --> 00:20:35,669
Are these your feelings?
442
00:20:35,736 --> 00:20:38,639
Yes, they are.
443
00:20:39,973 --> 00:20:42,576
I only want to do
What's best for us.
444
00:20:44,411 --> 00:20:46,547
So?
445
00:20:48,182 --> 00:20:51,518
Do you agree that
We shouldn't
Get married?
446
00:20:57,258 --> 00:21:00,027
I do.
447
00:21:00,094 --> 00:21:03,397
[all cheering]
448
00:21:03,464 --> 00:21:04,631
Thank you, thank you.
449
00:21:04,698 --> 00:21:06,633
[indistinct chatter]
450
00:21:17,044 --> 00:21:19,746
Well, maine awaits.
451
00:21:28,189 --> 00:21:30,424
See you in six months.
Right.
452
00:21:30,491 --> 00:21:32,659
Right.
453
00:21:42,403 --> 00:21:45,972
Next time, let's have
Our wedding somewhere else.
454
00:21:46,039 --> 00:21:48,041
Anything you say.
455
00:21:59,353 --> 00:22:01,155
Hey...
456
00:22:01,222 --> 00:22:02,889
Have a good life.
457
00:22:04,691 --> 00:22:07,428
"Have a good life"?
458
00:22:07,494 --> 00:22:08,529
What?
459
00:22:08,595 --> 00:22:10,164
Well, that's
Something you say
460
00:22:10,231 --> 00:22:12,566
When something's over.
461
00:22:12,633 --> 00:22:16,437
Sam...I'm going away
For six months.
462
00:22:16,503 --> 00:22:17,838
That's all.
463
00:22:17,904 --> 00:22:20,841
So no more of this
"Have a good life" stuff.
464
00:22:20,907 --> 00:22:23,410
You never know.
You could die.
I could die.
465
00:22:23,477 --> 00:22:25,045
The world could end.
466
00:22:25,112 --> 00:22:26,513
One of us could
Bump our heads
467
00:22:26,580 --> 00:22:28,482
And wander the streets
468
00:22:28,549 --> 00:22:31,218
For the rest of our life
With amnesia.
469
00:22:32,819 --> 00:22:36,190
Or maybe one of us
Will decide they want
Something else.
470
00:22:37,924 --> 00:22:40,661
None of those things
Will happen.
471
00:22:42,163 --> 00:22:44,465
I'll be back here.
472
00:22:44,531 --> 00:22:46,333
I will.
473
00:22:46,400 --> 00:22:49,270
I'll see you in six months.
474
00:22:49,336 --> 00:22:51,272
Ok?
475
00:22:51,338 --> 00:22:52,439
Ok.
476
00:22:52,506 --> 00:22:55,242
Ok. That's better.
477
00:23:08,422 --> 00:23:11,057
Have a good life.
478
00:23:11,124 --> 00:23:13,394
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