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Sam: "Cheers" is filmed
Before a live studio audience.
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Oh, says here
There's another
Sighting
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Of the loch ness
Monster.
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Oh, yeah?
Can you believe that?
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There's even
A picture of him.
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Wow, looks kinda like
President reagan.
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Thatisreagan.
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The other picture's
The monster.
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I wonder if they'll ever
Catch that thing, huh?
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Well, I for one
Hope they never do.
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I mean, do any of us
Really want to see
That poor beast
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Hauled out of the wayer
And put on display
In some side show?
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Well, I sure would.
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You know, we could
All go together.
I don't mind driving.
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But you see, woody--
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You know, it would be kinda
Fun, we could pack a lunch.
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No, woody--
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All right, who wants
Peanut butter and jelly
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And who wants bologna?
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Woody, they--
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I'll have one
Of each, all right?
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* makin' your way
In the world today *
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* takes everything
You've got *
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* takin' a break
From all your worries *
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* sure would help a lot *
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* wouldn't you like
To get away *
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* sometimes
You wanna go *
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* where everybody
Knows your name *
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* and they're always
Glad you came *
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* you wanna be
Where you can see *
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* our troubles
Are all the same *
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* you wanna be *
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* where everybody
Knows your name *
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* you wanna go
Where people know *
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* people are
All the same *
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* you wanna go *
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* where everybody
Knows your name *
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Hey, carla.
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How's that
House hunting going, huh?
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Does that answer
Your question?
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Yes. Very nicely.
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Boy, I'll tell you,
It's hopeless.
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I've looked everywhere
In the boston area
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And I just cannot
Find a house within
My price range.
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After scrimping
And saving for years,
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I think I got finally
Enough set aside
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For a little place
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And find out
I ain't got squat.
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Well, what's the big rush?
Your apartment's fine.
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No, it's not.
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My kids get bigger,
My apartment gets smaller.
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I don't know what
It's like to be alone
In the bathroom anymore.
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What's it like, sam?
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Is it everything
People say it is?
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More. Much, much more.
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I knew it.
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Hello, everyone.
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Hi.
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Sam, I happen
To be free tonight.
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If certain gentlemen
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Should happen
To knock on my door,
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Say, about 7:30,
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I wouldn't
Be adverse
To going out.
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I sure hope you get lucky...
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Because I did. I got myself
A hot date tonight.
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I see what you're doing.
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Even though I eventually
Agreed to marry you,
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You're still smarting
From the sting of
My initial rejection,
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And looking for ways
To punish me.
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No, I'm not going out
With other women
To punish you.
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That's just
One of the perks.
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If you're trying
To make me jealous,
You can stop.
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I want you to date
These women.
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While they may look
Better in leotards--
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Then again, they may not--
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They can't compare
To the total package
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You've experienced with me.
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Oh, I see. We're
Talking brains.
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Listen,
I'll have you know
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That tiffany
Happens to be
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A very exceptional
Young woman.
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Oh, yes, tiffany,
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The girl with
The iq of a lamp.
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Let me describe her
For you.
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Spandex wardrobe,
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Spends all
Of her time in a gym.
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Breasts that would provide
Shade for a small boy.
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You're not even close.
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You're sofar
From being close.
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She makes me crazy.
Did you hear that?
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Yep.
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Hi, can I speak
To tiffany, please?
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I don't know.
Try the aerobics class.
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Yeah, yeah.
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Just tell her that sam
Can't make it tonight.
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Uh...Something's
Upset his stomach.
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Yeah. Thank you.
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Whew. Boy.
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Got to be somebody
In here with a brain.
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I mean,
I don't even care
If she's good-looking.
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You got a sister,
Frasier?
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No.
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You have a dress?
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What's the occasion?
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Ah, tutti-frutti
On the rutti.
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Oh, boy, what a good,
Gracious afternoon
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To every one
Of you wonderful people.
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Yo, cliffie.
Cheer up, bud.
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Ah, normie,
I'm a happy man.
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I started a new
Route today.
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Where is it?
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Meadowview acres,
You know, just north
Of the airport.
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It's a real plum.
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Yeah, best route
In the city.
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Yeah, no one else
Wanted it, huh?
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[laughs]
Are you kidding?
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It's a nesting ground
For stewardesses out there.
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There's a houseful of them
Living all together,
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And they're nuts about me.
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How do you know that,
Mr. Clavin?
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Woody, they stand behind
The curtain laughing
And giggling,
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The way women do
When they're taken
With a man.
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Can I have a couple
Of drafts, woody?
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Oh, hey, carla,
Listen,
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If you're still
Searching out a new house,
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I got a doosy
Out there on my route.
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I wrote out the particulars.
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Give me this.
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Meadowview acres.
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I know where that is.
I couldn't afford it--
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Hey, this thing
Is in my price range,
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Which means
That it's either
Built on quicksand
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Or is currently on fire.
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Look, carla, I looked at it
And it looked all right to me.
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Come on, carla,
Check it out.
What do you got to lose?
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You really think
I should?
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Yeah, remember what
Your horoscope said today?
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"Take a chance.
Explore other avenues."
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That's right.
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And you know what,
That jives with
My other two horoscopes,
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My tarot cards,
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And madame lavinda's
Latest palm reading.
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I think I better go give
This thing a look-see.
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I'll be back later.
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Yeah, bye-bye.
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Hey, mr. Peterson,
I'm a leo.
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What's my horoscope say?
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"Young bartender
Should refill mug
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Of thirsty patron
At corner bar."
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Those things are so vague,
They could apply to anyone.
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Sammy, sammy, listen!
I went to see that house,
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And it was perfect.
I mean, listen to this.
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Me and the older
Kids can have rooms
Of our own.
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Oh-ho!
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And there's
This big kitchen
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With formica
As far as
The eye can see.
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And there's grass,
Sammy.
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I mean, can you
Imagine having grass
Of your very own
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To water and mow
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And lie down in
Naked anytime
You want?
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That's the american dream,
All right.
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Oh, oh, oh,
There's a fireplace.
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Finally the kids
Are going to have
A place
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Where they're
Supposed to start
A fire.
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Ahh! I'm so excited!
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I don't know
What to do!
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Carla, you're talking
Like you've already
Bought the place.
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I did!
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You what?
I bought it!
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I did it!
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How about that, huh?
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They took
My first offer.
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Went through
Without a hitch.
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Your very first
Offer?
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Yeah, yeah, they could see
I'd be a tough negotiator
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And buckled under.
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Oh!
Well, when do you move in?
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In a few weeks, I gotta
Wait for the loan to clear.
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But the guy at the bank
Said not to worry.
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So I'm not going to.
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Life is too wonderful
To worry.
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Thank you!
Carla, carla.
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Don't you think
There's somebody else
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You ought to say
Something to?
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Oh.
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Cliff.
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Stop. Don't move.
Don't turn around.
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Don't say anything.
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Just look
At the floor.
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Huh?
Just do as I said.
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Cliff, I want
To thank you
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For telling me
About the house.
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You're welcome.
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Oh, puke! I knew
You'd get mushy.
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I see the search
For intelligent forms
Of life continues.
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Do you mind?
You're in my light.
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I am your light.
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Happy hunting.
Ahh.
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Good evening, everybody.
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All: norm!
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What's shaking,
Mr. Peterson?
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What isn't?
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You haven't heard.
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Carla bought that house
I told her about.
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And she knew
Its history?
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What--what do you mean?
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Well, the asking price
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Just seemed a little low
For that area,
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So I did a little
Checking on my own.
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Oh, no, I don't think
I want to hear this.
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Yeah, apparently
The house is built
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Directly over
The graveyard
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Of a seventeenth
Century prison.
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Ohh...God.
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Wasn't exactly a white
Collar prison, either.
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It was the worst
Murderers and cutthroats
Of their time.
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They executed
Hundreds of them.
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Oh!
Oh!
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Local legend has it
That they're going
To rise from the grave
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And seek revenge
On whoever dares
To live there.
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[all groaning]
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Well, we all know
How superstitious
Carla is.
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Oh, god!
Oh, god!
Oh, god!
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What's with him?
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He, uh, forgot
His dry cleaning.
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Let me have a scotch
And an irish coffee.
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I guess she doesn't know
About it, huh?
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Of course
She doesn't know.
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Would you buy a house
That had that kind
Of history?
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Houses have karmas.
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Look at her,
She's so happy.
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But she has
A right to know.
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Ah, I don't know.
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It's always dangerous
To mess with carla,
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But especially
When she's happy.
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Like when frankenstein
Was playing with
The little girl,
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You know?
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It's a bad time
To go up to him
With a torch.
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Terrible time,
Terrible, terrible time.
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I don't know,
I think diane's right,
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I think we should tell her.
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Maybe it's not too late
To do something about it.
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Hey, carla.
Yeah, sam?
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I got something
To tell you
About the house,
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Something
Not great.
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I knew it.
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Carla tortelli,
When will you ever learn?
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After all these years
Of heartbreak,
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You still get your hopes up.
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Ok, get it over with.
251
00:10:44,891 --> 00:10:46,458
What's wrong with it?
252
00:10:46,525 --> 00:10:48,360
Diane.
253
00:10:50,930 --> 00:10:54,200
Carla, your house
Is built
254
00:10:54,266 --> 00:10:57,236
Over a 17th-century
Prison graveyard.
255
00:10:59,805 --> 00:11:01,540
That's it?
256
00:11:01,607 --> 00:11:04,076
Mm-hmm.
257
00:11:04,143 --> 00:11:07,279
Thank god! I thought
You were gonna say
It had dry rot!
258
00:11:07,346 --> 00:11:09,248
Dry rot. Oh,
Not that.
259
00:11:09,315 --> 00:11:10,582
All right.
260
00:11:33,486 --> 00:11:36,221
So how's the new
Home-owner, huh?
261
00:11:36,288 --> 00:11:38,491
Fine. Just great.
262
00:11:38,558 --> 00:11:41,326
Well, are you still living
Out of those cardboard boxes?
263
00:11:41,393 --> 00:11:44,196
Yeah.
You know how it is.
264
00:11:44,263 --> 00:11:47,332
You know, carla,
I really admire you.
265
00:11:47,399 --> 00:11:49,569
It took such courage
266
00:11:49,635 --> 00:11:51,837
To overlook
The unhallowed ground
267
00:11:51,904 --> 00:11:53,639
On which
Your house is built.
268
00:11:53,706 --> 00:11:57,076
I know I would have
My last earthly
Moment of rest
269
00:11:57,142 --> 00:11:59,712
In that house
The moment I moved in.
270
00:11:59,779 --> 00:12:01,914
Why, I could no more
Close my eyes
271
00:12:01,981 --> 00:12:03,816
In that caldron of blood
272
00:12:03,883 --> 00:12:06,085
Than sever my own arm.
273
00:12:06,151 --> 00:12:09,054
Hey, diane...
274
00:12:09,121 --> 00:12:11,356
Oh, yes. Well...
275
00:12:11,423 --> 00:12:13,258
Angels on your pillow.
276
00:12:16,228 --> 00:12:18,297
You know, I get this
Feeling in my gut
277
00:12:18,363 --> 00:12:19,431
That something's
Bothering carla.
278
00:12:19,499 --> 00:12:21,834
I'm going to find out
What it is.
279
00:12:21,901 --> 00:12:24,537
Hey, uh, so, carla,
How's the house?
280
00:12:24,604 --> 00:12:27,372
It's a great house!
It's a wonderful house!
281
00:12:27,439 --> 00:12:30,375
It's the best house
In the world! Ooh!
282
00:12:33,813 --> 00:12:35,214
What's the matter?
283
00:12:35,280 --> 00:12:37,116
Nothing.
284
00:12:37,182 --> 00:12:39,619
Did you find
A problem after
You moved in?
285
00:12:39,685 --> 00:12:41,386
No...
286
00:12:41,453 --> 00:12:44,423
Because I haven't
Actually moved in yet.
287
00:12:44,490 --> 00:12:45,758
So...
288
00:12:45,825 --> 00:12:48,894
You are bothered by
The house's history?
289
00:12:48,961 --> 00:12:51,664
Of course
I'm bothered by it!
290
00:12:51,731 --> 00:12:53,032
I saw"Poltergeist".
291
00:12:53,098 --> 00:12:56,068
Do you think I want
To end up in the tv?
292
00:12:58,804 --> 00:13:01,273
I just didn't
Say anything before
293
00:13:01,340 --> 00:13:04,109
Because I didn't want
Anyone to know
I was scared.
294
00:13:04,176 --> 00:13:06,779
Sammy, there's something
Evil in that house.
295
00:13:06,846 --> 00:13:10,382
Something cold
And clammy and horrible.
296
00:13:10,449 --> 00:13:12,585
It doesn't want me there.
297
00:13:12,652 --> 00:13:15,721
Carla, I've had
Phobias before.
298
00:13:15,788 --> 00:13:17,256
And I've found that
299
00:13:17,322 --> 00:13:19,692
The first essential step
In overcoming one
300
00:13:19,759 --> 00:13:21,160
Is to confront it.
301
00:13:21,226 --> 00:13:23,428
I'll bet
If you spent one night,
302
00:13:23,495 --> 00:13:25,297
God help you,
In that house,
303
00:13:25,364 --> 00:13:28,768
Your fears
Would be licked.
304
00:13:28,834 --> 00:13:31,170
Hey, you're not
Going to let
Anything
305
00:13:31,236 --> 00:13:32,905
Stand in the way
Of your dreams,
Are you?
306
00:13:35,174 --> 00:13:37,376
No, I'm not.
307
00:13:37,442 --> 00:13:39,378
I've never been
A quitter.
308
00:13:39,444 --> 00:13:41,814
I'm going to spend
Tonight in that house.
309
00:13:41,881 --> 00:13:43,215
Good for you, carla.
310
00:13:43,282 --> 00:13:44,684
Damn right.
311
00:13:44,750 --> 00:13:46,518
I'm going to conquer
This thing!
312
00:13:46,586 --> 00:13:47,920
I'm not going to
Let any demons
313
00:13:47,987 --> 00:13:50,656
From the other world
Deny me my house.
314
00:13:52,625 --> 00:13:54,994
Last chance
To stop me.
315
00:14:09,775 --> 00:14:11,711
[keys jingling]
316
00:15:09,134 --> 00:15:12,071
Only 10 more hours
To go.
317
00:15:12,137 --> 00:15:13,939
[doorbell buzzes]
318
00:15:14,006 --> 00:15:16,241
Aah!
319
00:15:34,293 --> 00:15:37,496
What are you two
Ding-a-lings doing here?
320
00:15:37,562 --> 00:15:40,165
We came to spend
The night.
321
00:15:41,566 --> 00:15:43,769
And, uh...
322
00:15:45,104 --> 00:15:47,673
I brought you
A little pizza
With anchovy.
323
00:15:47,740 --> 00:15:49,474
I hate anchovies.
324
00:15:49,541 --> 00:15:50,910
Yeah, me, too.
325
00:15:50,976 --> 00:15:52,611
Then let's eat, huh?
326
00:15:54,213 --> 00:15:57,983
Hey, you know, this is
A nice place, carla.
327
00:15:58,050 --> 00:16:01,653
Oh, yeah, what a great
Fireplace here.
328
00:16:01,721 --> 00:16:03,322
Yeah, super living room.
329
00:16:03,388 --> 00:16:05,557
Yeah, you know,
With a little fresh paint
And some new wallpaper,
330
00:16:05,624 --> 00:16:08,193
You'll have some, uh...
331
00:16:08,260 --> 00:16:11,096
Fresh paint
And new wallpaper.
332
00:16:11,163 --> 00:16:14,399
Look, I appreciate what
You guys are trying to do,
333
00:16:14,466 --> 00:16:17,369
But it's not necessary.
I'm fine.
334
00:16:17,436 --> 00:16:19,404
Sure, you're fine.
It's a terrific
Place, carla.
335
00:16:19,471 --> 00:16:23,242
It's got a really
Nice feeling in here,
It's warm and cozy.
336
00:16:23,308 --> 00:16:25,778
Have you checked out
The rest of the place yet?
337
00:16:25,845 --> 00:16:29,448
No. I thought it might
Be a good idea to have
A beer first.
338
00:16:29,514 --> 00:16:32,384
Yeah, I find that
Pretty much applies
To just about everything.
339
00:16:32,451 --> 00:16:35,888
Aarrroooo!
340
00:16:35,955 --> 00:16:37,589
What was that?
341
00:16:37,656 --> 00:16:40,359
A hound from hell?
342
00:16:40,425 --> 00:16:43,028
No, no, no.
That was a dalmatian.
343
00:16:43,095 --> 00:16:45,731
I'd say probably
6, 7 years old.
344
00:16:45,798 --> 00:16:47,867
Definitely neutered.
345
00:16:47,933 --> 00:16:52,637
I've never been bitten
By that breed, but--
346
00:16:52,704 --> 00:16:54,874
[telephone rings]
What was that?
347
00:16:54,940 --> 00:16:56,942
It was a telephone.
348
00:16:57,009 --> 00:16:58,477
[ring]
349
00:16:58,543 --> 00:17:02,547
Keep an eye on
Indiana jones
Here, huh?
350
00:17:02,614 --> 00:17:05,684
I do not have a good feeling
About this place, cliff.
351
00:17:05,751 --> 00:17:07,286
All right,
Normie, look.
352
00:17:07,352 --> 00:17:08,687
We said we're going
To stick it out
353
00:17:08,754 --> 00:17:11,490
And that's exactly
What we're going to do.
354
00:17:11,556 --> 00:17:14,393
All right, going gets tough,
You can count on norm peterson.
355
00:17:14,459 --> 00:17:16,628
Well, that was sam.
356
00:17:16,695 --> 00:17:19,131
Vera called.
She wants you
To come home.
357
00:17:19,198 --> 00:17:22,267
Yep, I'm out of here.
358
00:17:22,334 --> 00:17:23,803
Norm!
359
00:17:23,869 --> 00:17:25,470
Norm, come on.
I mean,
360
00:17:25,537 --> 00:17:27,973
Since when are you
In such a rush
To get home to vera?
361
00:17:28,040 --> 00:17:30,375
Since you moved in
Over a graveyard,
Carla.
362
00:17:30,442 --> 00:17:32,444
Guys, look,
I'm sorry.
363
00:17:32,511 --> 00:17:33,813
I don't know.
364
00:17:33,879 --> 00:17:37,950
Scary stuff...
Just scares me.
365
00:17:42,888 --> 00:17:45,357
Hey, hey, normie.
You're driving!
366
00:18:03,142 --> 00:18:07,312
Well, I guess it's just
The two of us, huh?
367
00:18:07,379 --> 00:18:10,916
Yep. You can
Take off too, you know.
368
00:18:10,983 --> 00:18:12,484
There's nothing
Keeping you here.
369
00:18:12,551 --> 00:18:14,419
Yeah, I know.
370
00:18:14,486 --> 00:18:16,121
[music plays]
371
00:18:16,188 --> 00:18:18,490
Aw...
372
00:18:18,557 --> 00:18:21,160
I love that song.
373
00:18:24,729 --> 00:18:28,433
I went to a lot
Of dances in high school.
374
00:18:28,500 --> 00:18:30,202
You were a dancer?
375
00:18:30,269 --> 00:18:32,872
No, no, I was on
The decorating committee.
376
00:18:32,938 --> 00:18:35,807
I still have crepe paper
Stains on my fingers.
377
00:18:37,843 --> 00:18:40,679
I remember watching
All those kids
Out there having
378
00:18:40,745 --> 00:18:42,314
One hell of a time.
379
00:18:42,381 --> 00:18:44,183
And boy, I'd love
To be out there with them.
380
00:18:44,249 --> 00:18:47,019
But I could never find
A partner to practice with.
381
00:18:47,086 --> 00:18:48,687
Fascinating.
382
00:18:53,592 --> 00:18:58,297
Hey, hey, keep
Your grubby fingers
Off my piece there.
383
00:19:00,732 --> 00:19:03,235
Hey, carla.
You know something?
384
00:19:03,302 --> 00:19:06,638
This is the first time
We've ever been alone together.
385
00:19:06,705 --> 00:19:08,373
Please, I'm eating.
386
00:19:10,242 --> 00:19:13,712
Can I ask you a question?
387
00:19:13,778 --> 00:19:15,180
Who's stopping you?
388
00:19:15,247 --> 00:19:17,883
How come you're
Always getting on me?
389
00:19:17,950 --> 00:19:20,920
Is it my fault
You're such a yutz?
390
00:19:22,254 --> 00:19:23,722
And as long as we're
Asking questions,
391
00:19:23,788 --> 00:19:25,424
What are you
Doing here tonight?
392
00:19:25,490 --> 00:19:28,727
Well, I'm having
A little beer
And a little pizza
393
00:19:28,793 --> 00:19:33,698
And helping a friend
Through a scary night.
394
00:19:33,765 --> 00:19:35,367
You think I'm scared?
395
00:19:35,434 --> 00:19:37,736
I'm not scared.
396
00:19:37,802 --> 00:19:39,838
Carla, look,
It's nothing to be ashamed of.
397
00:19:39,905 --> 00:19:41,974
Remember what
Ernest hemingway said.
398
00:19:42,041 --> 00:19:43,308
Would you shut up?
399
00:19:43,375 --> 00:19:45,844
No, I think
That was jack london.
400
00:19:50,215 --> 00:19:52,551
Look, carla.
401
00:19:52,617 --> 00:19:55,220
I feel a little responsible
For getting you into this.
402
00:19:55,287 --> 00:19:58,057
I just thought you needed
Somebody who would be
Here with you.
403
00:19:58,123 --> 00:20:00,892
I don't need anybody,
Least of all you.
404
00:20:02,494 --> 00:20:04,496
All right. Fine.
405
00:20:08,000 --> 00:20:10,369
Cliff.
406
00:20:16,908 --> 00:20:19,144
You know, uh...
407
00:20:20,579 --> 00:20:24,316
I taught a couple of guys
To dance in my day.
408
00:20:25,817 --> 00:20:27,719
So?
409
00:20:29,088 --> 00:20:31,623
So, nothing.
410
00:20:36,528 --> 00:20:38,597
First rule,
411
00:20:38,663 --> 00:20:42,034
No stepping on
The teacher's feet.
412
00:20:42,101 --> 00:20:44,803
Ha ha, well...
413
00:20:44,869 --> 00:20:46,305
Yes, ma'am.
414
00:20:46,371 --> 00:20:48,373
Give me your hands.
415
00:20:54,146 --> 00:20:56,415
Loosen up, would you?
I don't bite.
416
00:20:57,849 --> 00:21:00,152
Well, not you.
417
00:21:00,219 --> 00:21:01,453
All right, um...
418
00:21:01,520 --> 00:21:03,989
Rock...Walk.
419
00:21:04,056 --> 00:21:07,026
Rock...Don't bounce.
Don't bounce.
420
00:21:07,092 --> 00:21:10,129
Rock...Walk.
421
00:21:10,195 --> 00:21:12,431
Rock...Walk.
Rock...Walk.
422
00:21:12,497 --> 00:21:13,999
There you go.
423
00:21:28,213 --> 00:21:31,383
Hey! Hey!
424
00:21:31,450 --> 00:21:33,752
What was your leg
Doing underneath my head?
425
00:21:33,818 --> 00:21:35,420
I don't know.
426
00:21:35,487 --> 00:21:38,157
I was asleep.
427
00:21:38,223 --> 00:21:40,859
I didn't even
Enjoy it.
428
00:21:42,061 --> 00:21:44,063
You better not have.
429
00:21:46,298 --> 00:21:49,134
What time is it?
430
00:21:49,201 --> 00:21:52,237
4:30 in the morning.
431
00:21:53,672 --> 00:21:56,608
It'll be dawn soon.
432
00:21:58,243 --> 00:22:01,380
Hey, I did it!
433
00:22:01,446 --> 00:22:03,415
I stayed here
All night.
434
00:22:03,482 --> 00:22:05,184
The spell is broken!
Thank you, cliff!
435
00:22:05,250 --> 00:22:08,087
Thank you, thank you!
436
00:22:08,153 --> 00:22:10,789
Wow!
437
00:22:10,855 --> 00:22:13,492
Wonder how long
She's been wanting
To do that.
438
00:22:18,497 --> 00:22:20,699
It's going to be ok.
439
00:22:20,765 --> 00:22:23,902
My luck is finally changing.
440
00:22:23,968 --> 00:22:26,305
Hey, can you feel it?
441
00:22:26,371 --> 00:22:28,173
Uh, feel what?
442
00:22:28,240 --> 00:22:30,409
The house.
It's different now.
443
00:22:30,475 --> 00:22:34,179
It likes me.
It wants me.
444
00:22:34,246 --> 00:22:38,083
You know what, I think
I'm going to put the couch
Right over here,
445
00:22:38,150 --> 00:22:41,586
And the oil painting
Of me and elvis
On that wall.
446
00:22:41,653 --> 00:22:43,488
And the easy chair...
447
00:22:43,555 --> 00:22:45,524
[rattle, roar, bang]
448
00:22:45,590 --> 00:22:47,392
What's that?
449
00:22:47,459 --> 00:22:50,195
I don't know.
450
00:22:50,262 --> 00:22:54,599
Oh, my god! Oh, my god!
They're coming to get us!
451
00:22:54,666 --> 00:22:57,369
They're going
To drag us back down
To the grave with them!
452
00:23:02,741 --> 00:23:05,977
Aah! Aah!
Oh, god, save us!
453
00:23:06,044 --> 00:23:08,547
Aah! Aah! Aah!
454
00:23:08,613 --> 00:23:11,082
Aah! No!
455
00:23:12,517 --> 00:23:15,154
No, wait, carla!
I know what that is!
456
00:23:15,220 --> 00:23:19,358
It's not the dead
Coming out of the grave
457
00:23:19,424 --> 00:23:21,126
To feast on human flesh.
458
00:23:21,193 --> 00:23:23,962
It's an l-1011 wide-body.
459
00:23:26,431 --> 00:23:29,934
The sounds
Are very similar.
460
00:23:30,001 --> 00:23:33,505
And I understand that
During foggy weather,
461
00:23:33,572 --> 00:23:36,275
They have
To reroute those babies
To runway 29, and...
462
00:23:36,341 --> 00:23:38,377
It must be near here.
463
00:23:42,147 --> 00:23:44,816
Do you mean...
464
00:23:44,883 --> 00:23:47,085
That this house...
465
00:23:47,152 --> 00:23:48,987
My house...
466
00:23:49,053 --> 00:23:51,122
Is at the end
Of a runway?
467
00:23:52,357 --> 00:23:54,559
Uh-huh.
468
00:23:54,626 --> 00:23:57,329
And that was
A wide-body jet
469
00:23:57,396 --> 00:23:59,998
Landing 10 feet
From my backyard?
470
00:24:00,064 --> 00:24:01,466
Yeah.
471
00:24:01,533 --> 00:24:04,869
And this house
Is not cheap
Because it's haunted,
472
00:24:04,936 --> 00:24:08,773
But because it is
Right next
To the airport?
473
00:24:08,840 --> 00:24:09,941
Yeah.
474
00:24:10,008 --> 00:24:11,876
I'm home!
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