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You call these plain clothes?

Everybody on the floor! Now! Hurry up!

Get over there, on the floor!

Over there!

Get over there. Hurry it up!

Shut up!

RADIO: All units, all units in the vicinity of Pell Street and Mott.

The Canton Bank. A ten-thirty.

Repeating. All units, vicinity of Pell Street and Mott, a ten-thirty.

Car three-twelve responding to that. En route.

Did you see the price of those oranges?

23 cents a pound.

Didn't I tell you to keep your eyes closed?

Knock it off, will you?

Let's go!

Hey! Here's something to think about!

Let's go! Hurry!

Unit three-twelve...

Lady. Lady are you all right?

Let me just check the kids, okay? Let me just take a look at them.

It's all right. The ambulance is on its way.

Don't worry about it. Let me just check out the kids. All right?

Are you okay, baby You were scared, huh? I was scared too.

Here's a description: silver-gray, four-door, full-sized sedan,

license plate New York 32 Boston David,

last two numbers missing.

How could you tell they were Chinese if they wore ski masks?

Couldn't you have told if they'd been black?

Why can't they leave me alone?

Look. I just came in to make change, honest.

This is the second time I've been robbed.

Don't ask me to describe anything except the gun.

Well, what kind of gun was it?

Big.

Mrs. Lee, you were the only one they had any conversation with. Why?

-You were the only one they talked to.

-They saw me looking at them. What do you mean they?

He saw me.

Well, what did he say?

He told me to close my eyes.

They had masks on.

What was he afraid you might see?

He wasn't afraid. I was afraid.

Of course, you were.

I was afraid for my baby.

Could I be excused?

Of course, you can.

We don't have any more questions, do we, Chris?

No.

All she has to do is mention the baby and you turn into the tower of jello.

Just what is it you think that this frightened pregnant girl can tell us

about these completely masked bad guys?

You're a snob. You think I can't understand how that girl feels

just because I'm not a member of the great fraternity of motherhood?

I think you mean sorority, don't you?

-Yeah. I guess I do.

Hey, let me in on the joke and don't tell me I wouldn't understand.

You'd understand, but you couldn't do it.

Couldn't do what, huh? I can do anything.

It was hot in there.

You know you shouldn't do that. That's very bad for you,

going from hot to cold like that makes you more susceptible

-to catching a cold.

Now, I'll tell you what we'll do. We'll finish up here.

And go back to that 23 cents a pound orange place.

We'll get some more of those and load you up with vitamin C.

Mr. Lewis.

Hey. Mr. Lewis.

-Detectives Cagney, Lacey.

-Hey, I already talked to the man. -Good. Now you can talk to me.

-I didn't see a thing! -But I saw you, Mr. Lewis.

I was afraid we might shoot you. Don't make us sorry we didn't.

Well, what do you want to say that for?

Because you're not telling her the truth, Mr. Lewis.

The car used in the bank robbery was parked almost in your lap.

I want a description of the driver!

If you're frightened, we can arrange protection for you.

I didn't see nothing. And that's all that's to it.

I'll try and make it, Thelma. Yeah.

Yeah, but if I'm late, in this case, you can start without me.

I promise.

A Ronald Colman festival...

Uh-huh. Yes, ma'am.

I, I will give Sergeant Petrie the message. Thank you.

Detective Lacey, 14th. Uh-huh, oh hi! Charlie, yeah.

She's right here. Chris. It's your dad.

Oh hi, Pop.

What're you doing?

Uh, uh, uh, gee I'm kind of tired. Uh...

Yeah, okay. I'll be there in ten minutes.

Hey, are you aware of what you're doing?

I'm aware. The thing is not timed to open for another ten minutes

and I need a cigarette now!

If you can't quit cold turkey,

you can at least use the timer box like you promised.

Does that bother you?

Come to O'Malley's, huh? Charlie asked me to join him for a drink.

A drink. Don't you mean a drunk?

Come on, he's lonely. He just wants to hoist a couple with his number one son.

Tell it like it was when he was a cop. There's no harm in that.

No, no harm in that except when you get drunk with him,

he gets to go and lay in bed the next morning.

You get to come to work half dead.

You think he's taking advantage?

Chris, I, I love your dad. He's a, he's a real charmer.

But what do you want to be his son for?

What's the matter with being a daughter?

Oh. Daughters are supposed to whip up Daddy some home-made stew

while sons get to belly up to the bar with him.

All right. Okay, you got me. Go down there.

Drink 'em all under the table for all I care. But don't ask me to go.

Gum, gum!

So the judge turns to Crying Kelso and he says:

are you trying to show contempt for this Court?

-No, says, Kelso. I'm trying to hide it.

Hi ya, Charlie.

Hi ya, kid. How are you?

-Thought you said you were alone. -I was, I was,

until five minutes ago. Hey, Frank, move over and

let my daughter sit down, will you?

Hi ya, Frank. Nice to see you again. Thanks.

Solly, do you know my daughter, Christine or officer daughter

as I call her sometimes?

Hey, Solly. What's everyone having? This round's on me.

Ah, ho-hold it. Your money's no good here, kid.

-Solly give her a beer. -You got it.

A draft right here.

How're you doing, Pop?

I don't suppose it ever occurred to you they had to wait until I retired

before they tried to knock off a bank in Chinatown?

Solly, how many things like that went down when this was my beat?

I can't remember any, Charlie.

Of course, you can't remember any.

You want to know why you can't remember any?

'Cause it never happened. You want to know why it never happened?

Because Charles Fitzgerald Cagney would roust them

before they could spend a dime of the loot.

I've got to go.

I'll be right back.

-You wait right here, little Miss Detective. -I'll wait here.

Oh. I almost forgot. Here.

Some of that peanut brittle from your aunt you like so much.

Peanut brittle.

I haven't liked that stuff in years.

What's this about bank robberies?

You can't figure it out?

No, I can't figure it out.

Your dad's gonna help you crack that Chinese bank robbery.

Charlie?

He's retired.

Chris.

For someone like your old man

who's always been right in the thick of the action,

retirement is a very boring way of dying.

He's close to seventy.

Tell him that.

You know when I retired from the department after my accident,

I thought I would go absolutely crazy.

Until I found out that O'Malley wanted to sell this bar.

I guess I called my son once a day.

I mean at least while he was in Columbia.

Just to hear him ask me for something.

You know when they forced me into retirement,

you know what the first thing I did?

Signed up for an answering service.

Just so I could leave messages for myself.

You're talking about yourself, Solly.

Not my father.

You know I hope you know this means it's ample provocation for changing my will.

Pop...

Isn't this your night to play gin?

Officer daughter.

Tomorrow I am going to teach you about real police work.

You and I are going down to the Chinatown I know.

And I'm gonna help you solve that bank robbery.

Now eat your peanut brittle.

Harvey?

Harve!

Kids?

Come in, my dear.

The champagne is cold and my blood runs warm with anticipation.

Oh, Harve.

You look just like George Hamilton.

Where are the kids?

Across the hall with Mrs. Hamlish.

And I'm appearing as America's most attractive, seductive male for one night only.

May I pour?

Yes.

You may pour.

And you may also tell me what's going on?

Paradise.

You got it. What's going on?

Well, the reason I can be Mr. Wonderful for tonight only is that

tomorrow morning I, uh, have an appointment to build a sky scraper.

You're kidding.

There are two things I don't kid about, my job and my hot blood.

Oh, Harvey, that's wonderful.

What, but what about your inner ear imbalance?

Mary Beth, I'm talking about undreamed of erotic pleasures.

You're talking about my inner ear.

You are absolutely right.

First things first.

I think I'll, uh...

slip into something a little more comfortable.

Like nothing.

-LACEY: Harvey! -Yeah.

I love you.

Then hurry.

HARVEY JR.: The toast is burning.

They said you had a learning problem. Would you take it out please?

MICHAEL: Daddy never burns the toast.

Oh, I love wise guys in the morning.

-Thank you. -Give me my lunch. I'm gonna be late.

I got fresh juice this morning. -Got no time.

MICHAEL: I don't want mine either, Dad.

-I'm walking you to the door. -A pleasure. Give us a kiss, huh?

MICHAEL: I want to try your hat on.

LACEY: When Daddy gets back from work.

-Hey. -Hey.

Have a terrific day and be careful, huh?

I only have to worry when I'm high on lust.

Harve, I'm serious. You haven't worked up high in over a year.

I'm not gonna. I got a ground job. Will you relax?

-Okay. -Okay.

-Be happy. -Work hard.

I will. Get out of here.

HARVEY JR.: If you finish all the work and you're really behaving,

then they give you homework.

All right, fellows. That's it.

You get your lunches. I'm driving you to school.

We'll get breakfast...

Um, somewhere.

There you go.

I get the front.

No. I get the front.

But you did last time.

So, I'm the older brother. I should get the front.

You will sit where I tell you to sit.

'Cause I'm an officer of the law. Go.

Go!

Seven thirty in the morning?

Good afternoon.

I was just about to call Missing Persons.

Listen, the way things are going, I'm lucky to be here at all.

You know it's not easy being a housewife and a detective?

It's not a snap being a daughter and a detective either.

Oh, you got to tell me about that. However,

hot news.

Harvey Lacey is back into construction

on the new Satellite Towers Building starting... today.

Ah, Mary Beth, that's great. He must be walking on air.

Oh, I hope not. He promised me it was a ground job.

La Guardia, what're you nodding at?

I've been thinking about what you said.

It ain't easy being a housewife and a detective.

It's the same for a bachelor.

What do we got?

Uh, the ski masks photograph like a million bucks.

You can see little snow flakes and everything.

That's it?

So far, yeah.

So what about the car?

Car, there were five silver-gray sedans stolen over the last couple of days.

All makes and plates don't come close.

Ours is the one with the bullet holes.

So what do you think, huh?

How many stores in Chinatown do you suppose sell ski masks?

That's very good, Mary Beth. Very good. We should check that out.

So how was O'Malley's? You don't look so bad.

I'm not... hung over, thank you. Pop just wanted to talk.

But you'll never guess about what.

He's getting married again.

-No. -He thinks you should get married.

-No. -I give up.

He very graciously offered to help us crack this case.

Are you serious?

Is he serious?

Hey, it's not that far off base. I mean, he did work Chinatown for years.

-It's only natural that he should want to... -Yeah, yeah, yeah.

So how do you feel about it?

I'm trying to put myself in his shoes.

I know. Ever since you were five years old.

What does that have to do with how you feel about it?

-A little pleasure spin.

In this traffic? Who're you kidding?

Sit tight.

Thought you might want to give a little team cheer to the old man

on his first day back.

Yeah.

LACEY: I don't see him.

Do you see him?

Ah geez, Chris, I'm afraid to look up.

-There he is.

Yellow hat, see him?

You've been hanging around me too long.

Feel better?

Yeah.

I owe you one.

Hey...

I see something I like...

-Control yourself.

Let's go to work.

Bye, handsome.

RADIO: ...take this unit off the clock, we're going out to, uh,

Lincoln Hospital with the bus...

CAGNEY: Hey! Look at that!

-That's Charlie.

Are you sure?

It's Pop.

Charlie, what're you doing?

Get out of here. You want to blow my cover? I'm waiting for my snitch.

-Pop, you can't just do this all by yourself.

Hey, you want to score? You go check out Benny Lewis' basement.

-Yeah, and that phony import store he uses as a front.

Now get out of here! Can't you see I'm under cover?

Good, good morning, Mr. Cagney. Lei ho ma.

Good morning, Mr. Eng.

Beat it!

-CAGNEY: Benny Lewis' basement like Charlie said.

One more trip to Lewis and he'll have us up for harassment.

LACEY: No alarms, no nothing.

Open the door, Mr. Lewis.

What're you talking about?

Hit the button, please.

Talk about the car.

-Silver. Silver-gray. -We know it was silver, sucker!

What you wanna give this turkey a pass for

It was a Dodge! A four-door silver Dodge.

You said that, man! What year?

-Full-size! A four-door sedan! -Mr. Lewis.

Calm down.

Calm down. Concentrate on the driver. What did he look like?

He was Asian.

Asian. Well, Chinese? Japanese, Korean, what?

-Chinese.

Hey, I've been running a...

I've been selling in Chinatown for twelve years.

-And I ought to know. -Yeah, we know what you've been doing.

He had a scar.

Find him.

My ulcer tells me I got to have some yogurt.

You ought to try it sometime.

Oh listen, uh... This Lewis thing, um...

It was, uh... Good police work.

There's something you ought to know, Lieutenant.

Yeah, what's that?

We worked, uh, quid pro quo with Lewis.

-What she means is we made a deal with him.

We told him if he got his memory back we would go temporarily blind.

I didn't hear it.

Did he just say good police work...

to us?

-That must have hurt him.

SAMUELS: Hey, Charlie, is that you under that hat?

Yeah, hi ya, Lieutenant. How are you?

-CAGNEY: Hi, Charlie! -Hi.

Hey, that tip that you just gave us on Lewis really worked out.

We got a description of the driver.

Oh yeah?

Didn't I always tell you to listen to your old man?

-No, he never showed up,

but I know where to find him. That's why I came down here.

Come on, let's go. Hi, Mary Beth.

I got a lot of paperwork. You got a partner. I'll catch you later.

Go, go.

Your snitch didn't show before. Why should you expect him now?

They don't pull that mistake on Charles F. Cagney twice.

Hey, there he is. Pull over.

Hey, Moke!

I am talking to you!

Maybe I ain't talking to you!

Don't let these bum threads fool you, Moke. It's Officer Cagney.

I'm still locking at a bum.

Oh yeah?

Hey, you little weasel.

Just because you haven't seen me around lately

doesn't mean things have changed that much.

I can still put you in traction.

Now, I am looking for a four-door, silver sedan

that was in that bank hold up in Chinatown.

I want to know where it is, Moke.

I, I don't know what you're talking about!

I need that information, Moke.

It's parked on the corner of the East 156th and Courtland.

Now, go on, get out of here. Beat it.

Kind of rough on him, weren't you, Charlie?

Hah, come on, listen, kid. I know today you tell them

all about their under-privileged childhood.

But my way keeps 'em in line. Let's go.

CHARLIE: Go on up Eighth Avenue.

RADIO: Attention Manhattan South units.

A four-door silver Dodge used in the Canton bank robbery

dated 4/16 found parked in a garage in an alley

between Chrystie and Bayard. Manhattan South units copy.

What're you doing?

They located the getaway car. -It's a mistake!

-Are you saying your snitch has better information? -Moke doesn't lie to me.

You had a choke hold on him, Charlie.

In another minute he would have been ready for the paramedics.

He would have said anything.

You're implying that I don't know what I'm doing. You're way out of line.

Look, Charlie, uh...

You were terrific in uncovering the Ben Lewis gambling den.

That's how we got the lead on the driver of the car.

I'm glad you're smart enough to admit it.

You said you wanted to help... And you have.

Oh, so now you're trying to get rid of me, huh?

Think you can handle it yourself from here on in, huh?

Pop, I just don't want you to get hurt. That's all.

Listen, kid. Any day I can't handle myself as well as any...

Yeah?

Go ahead and say it, Charlie.

As well as any broad?

Girl?

How about lady?

Why don't you drop me off at O'Malley's?

You want to go to O'Malley's? Take a cab!

That's a very good idea. Now why don't you pull over and let me out?

CHARLIE: Hey, taxi!

Oh good. Come here. I want to show you something.

Look at this.

See?

Six for eight.

Ladies, you're batting 750. That's better than Pete Rose. Way better.

Not only that,

one of youse got a home run.

The bullet went through one of them and got imbedded in the dashboard.

-Human blood. Lots of it.

You give me an hour, Lieutenant, I'll tell you more.

-There's no prints. Been wiped clean.

-You can take it away. -SAMUELS: Well, you heard the man.

You get this car over to the garage and put a hold on it.

Girls, let's get some air.

They didn't get very far from the bank.

'cause the guy that one of youse hit was the driver.

You'll find out soon enough.

Well, I'll tell you what.

You take your revolvers over to ballistics and Internal Affairs

and before long, we'll find out which one of you gets the blue ribbon.

-Great. -Now keep busy.

Because somebody has got to have seen something

besides Nicky Arnstein the import man.

Later.

You drive, huh?

Why? Because I feel so much better than you?

Because I asked you, damn it!

Let's go around again with the bank teller.

Maybe there's something we overlooked.

If you want.

What do you think of Mei Ling's no show today?

She hasn't missed a day in four years.

She's pregnant, Chris.

I remember when you walked a beat on Staten Island six months gone.

It'd be different now.

You don't have to come on like gang buster, huh?

Mrs. Lee, we understand you're not feeling very well.

Should we come back later?

No. It's over.

He's dead.

Dead?

My husband.

He drove the getaway car in the bank robbery.

She hasn't told us anything.

She told us her husband just bought a ski mask and he doesn't ski.

-Yeah.

That's why she was staring at one of them, hoping that it wasn't him.

She worked in the bank. She could have told him everything about it.

How the hell could we prove that even if we wanted to.

Look, she's 21. She's pregnant...

Worst of all, she's a widow. I mean, can't you just see the jury?

Well, since when did you become the district attorney?

When we get those punks and they involve her, Lieutenant,

then you can call in the macho squad and kick in her door. Until then,

-leave her alone. -Please.

Lacey, you got a silver tongue.

Here. Take this to the lab.

Oh, uh...

These came back from ballistics.

What did the report say?

Well, it's filed now, so forget it.

Which gun, Lieutenant? I'd like to know.

What difference does it make who's responsible?

One of us killed a man, Lieutenant. Made his wife a widow.

It's not same as uh, hitting the bull's eye on the pistol range.

And I'm not gonna lie to you and say it's all in a day's work.

I'd like to know which gun.

You got to know too?

She's my partner.

But I promise you, Lieutenant,

no one's gonna fall apart like a couple of bridesmaids.

Why'd I say that instead of choirboys?

-It was Lacey's gun. -Thank you.

Now let's get on with it.

Well, there's one consolation.

Mary Beth.

Mei Ling doesn't know that it was one of us.

It wasn't one of us, Chris. It was me.

Then you're gonna have to live with it.

They were trying to kill us.

Remember?

Harvey.

What's the matter? Are you all right?

Yeah, they asked me to work up high this afternoon. Sixteen floors.

Worked ninety before.

Scared right away, but I figured it to beat it, you know?

Anyway, I got dizzy and nearly took a header.

-Oh, my god. -Oh, whoa. Nothing happened. I'm okay.

I realized it was stupid in taking too big a chance so...

-I quit.

Or I was fired.

I mean, who needs a hard head who can't get his feet off the ground, huh?

-Harve, I'm sorry. -Yeah, me too.

Hey.

It's not gonna be easy knowing I can never do it again.

I really loved it, you know?

I know. I know that.

Oh, all right. Look. Hey. It's gonna be okay, huh?

Hey, I don't want you to worry.

And, thank god, I got the super thing going for me.

-Yeah. With you and the kids, anything's enough.

Baking bread?

Yeah, yeah, I, uh, I just... I felt like it.

Wait a minute. You remember who you're talking to?

You don't just feel like baking a loaf of bread.

Last time you did, Michael had a fever of 105...

-Don't, don't... -They didn't know what was wrong with him.

The time before that, you mother died.

Oh geez...

Hey, baby, whoa...

Hang on. Just hang on.

-That's feels good. -Okay.

Okay.

-That feels good. -Ah.

MAN: Hey, Charlie.

Yeah?

Are you sure, Solly?

I'm telling you. All he had was a cup of tea, Chris.

Laced with what?

I swear. That was all there was.

And then he took off, mumbling, uh...

Retired at 65, dead at 70.

Thanks Solly.

Pop?

-Oh, hi ya, Chris. -Hi.

What happened?

Oh, I ran into a couple of punks in a dark alley, that's all.

One of them hit me up the side of the head with his gun, that creep.

What were you doing in a dark alley?

Hey.

Since when do I have to explain my whereabouts to one of my children?

-Don't start. -Well, don't you start.

Charlie. Pop.

Look.

I know you've been going through a rough time.

And I also know that it's...

It's hard for you to accept me, doing what I do.

What are you talking about

I'm as proud as I can be of you! I tell everybody that.

Yeah?

Well, why don't you ever tell me?

I'm a policeman, Chris.

A good policeman.

But I...

I always wanted to be a detective.

Yeah, it, it, it never happened.

So if, if I've never told you how much I admire you for making it...

I, I'm sorry.

I love you too, Pop.

You're all I... Hey, watch out for my head, will you now? Come on. Be careful.

Sorry.

Chrissy, sit down. I got to tell you something.

Now last night in the alley, one of those punks

was wearing the same kind of a jacket that you found at Tommy Lee's apartment.

And I heard one of them call the other Chang.

How'd you know about those jackets?

What is it, a state secret? Isbecki told me down at O'Malley's.

Well if it was dark in the alley, how can you make sure?

Would you stop questioning me?

Sorry.

It's one of the reasons you're a good cop,

but it's annoying as hell in a daughter!

Now after they decked me, they thought I was still out cold.

But I heard them talking.

They were bragging about a job they pulled off in Passaic, a big robbery.

They were gonna celebrate tonight at the Eye of the Dragon.

-Yeah.

All right. Now, all you have to do is go wrap it up.

Now get out of here.

Chang.

-Eye of the Dragon. -Passaic.

Passaic. Now you be careful.

Yes sir.

-Chang. -That's the name Charlie gave me.

Have you got any idea how many Changs there are in Chinatown?

Not in rough figures, but how many of them are wearing black satin jackets

with dragons on the back?

So he thinks he saw a dragon.

Well, your father, and I love him, has also been known to see pink elephants.

If you don't believe his story, Lieutenant, check on the heist in Passaic.

-I don't want to embarrass him. -Embarrass him.

La Guardia. Call Passaic.

Hey, everybody, I'm gonna send out for a pizza.

-What do you... -You're not gonna have time to open the box.

You wanna bet?

-Mary Beth, a little faith in my father, please.

Pepperonis, peppers, onions, double cheese. That okay with everybody?

I don't want no onions.

Pepperoni? You know I'm a vegetarian.

Well, what about mushrooms?

Because I'm not ordering a salad. I'm ordering a pizza.

Mushrooms are great on pizza, Lieutenant.

Well, what's wrong with onions?

I got a heavy date tonight.

So don't kiss her.

Thank you, sergeant. We owe you one.

Talked to Passaic. It's just like Charlie said.

This is where the Eye of the Dragon is located, right here.

It's an interesting neighborhood.

So you know the kind of people that patronize this joint, don't you?

B-girls and hoods.

That's why the girls are getting dressed in those outfits.

What's holding 'em up?

The undercover team is still working with them downstairs.

Yeah, women. If they'd only stop primping we could get on with this!

No comments.

Come on. No one's trying to put you down and you know that.

We've got to do this fast and quiet. That's why you girls got to be the diversion.

Remember, we don't want any citizens getting hurt, right?

-Let's go.

Oh yeah, I, I, I, uh... I bought pizza for everybody.

Here. Eat this on the way.

Isbecki. La Guardia, go on around to the rear of the club.

Let me know the minute you're in position.

-Hey, look it.

This is not a Wild West show and you're not John Wayne.

You don't do anything until I signal. Everybody got that?

-ALL: Check. -I was just asking.

All right, go.

Petrie, I want you to go in first.

Try and get near to them at the bar.

I've got the jackets spotted.

Four of them. Two at a table. The other two in a booth.

Isbecki and La Guardia are in position.

If Cagney and Lacey can get the guys at the table,

we can take the others easy.

Okay, ladies. Go on down to the entrance.

CAGNEY: So. How do I look?

LACEY: What is this? Prom night?

CAGNEY: Do I look sexy?

LACEY: Irresistible.

It's going down.

Got ya.

MAN: Okay?

See you later.

No time like the present.

Well, hello, sweetcakes.

I said hi.

Contact.

Your friend isn't too polite, is he?

Uh, I think you girls got the wrong guys.

-Oh, wouldn't you like to buy us a drink? -No.

-Maybe we're too old for them. -Should have worn that other dress.

Hey, look. Do you mind?

I got this thing about being crowded.

You're so tough. I just can't stay away from you.

I thought you might like to talk to us about banks,

withdrawals, Passaic, that kind of thing.

Don't! Don't move, or I'll blow a hole in you.

Don't let the way I look fool you, kid.

Easy now. Let's go. Let's go.

Easy now. It's all over. Grab my purse, will you?

Thelma.

Thelma, I know I told you we were raiding a Chinese joint,

but it wasn't the time for me to pick up a take-out order of mui-shee pork.

Pop, I heard you. You've got a tip that will blow the lid of corruption

off the Borough of Queens.

Pop.

All I want is your love.

And your respect if it's coming to me.

I love you too, Pop.

I can be out of here in ten minutes, Harve.

Yeah, do we need anything at home?

I'll bring it with me.

Stay awake, huh?

We should go for some Chinese.

Oh thank you, Lieutenant, I got a hot date.

Lieutenant, you're on. Szechwan or Cantonese?

Well, you know what they say about Chinese food. Let's try them both.