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[rock music]

♪ ♪

[humming]

Hey. Hey, Butt-Head.

Butt-Head!

Hey, Butt-Head. What's going on?

Oh.

What's going on? Not a lot going on with me,

but, hey, thanks for asking, man.

Oh, you're welcome.

What's going on with you, pal?

Oh, not much. I was looking for Butt-Head--

Man, I wish I had your confidence.

Just go up to someone you don't know and ask,

"What's going on?"

I'm new in town. I ought to try that.

Bet I'd meet a lot more people.

I'm Keith, by the way. What's your name, buddy?

- Oh, Beavis. - Great to meet you, Beavis.

What are you up to, man? We should hang out.

Yeah, um...

I'm a people person like you, man.

All these people I meet are so uptight, you know?

No one wants to just hang out.

Well, I'm gonna go find Butt-Head.

I think he's at the Maxi Mart. See you later.

That's cool, man. No prob.

Hey, I'm headed that way. I'll give you a ride.

Uh, I don't know.

It's just a ride, man. I'm not gonna bite you.

Look at this guy.

Okay. Okay, I guess that's cool.

Yeah. [guffawing]

On the way, I just gotta do just a couple little things.

Oh, and you gotta meet my buddy, Rafe.

Wait a minute. What?

[door handle rattles]

Okay, I'm gonna show you how to do this barefoot.

The secret is all in your meat.

Oh, this is that video

where they show you how to shake that ass.

Cool! Yeah! [guffawing]

You know, I've always wanted to learn how to shake that ass.

Yeah, it's, like, on my bucket list.

I want to shake my ass in a bucket.

[both laughing]

This time, I'm finally gonna pay attention,

and I'm gonna learn how to shake that ass.

I'm just gonna stand up here.

Get my feet shoulder length apart.

Okay. [guffawing]

I don't care how much meat you have.

If you got big meat...

[chuckling] She said "big meat."

Shut up, Butt-Head! Okay.

If you got little meat...

She said "little meat." [chuckling]

Shut up, Butt-Head! Come on.

You can go on the ball of your foot

or you can go on your heel. - "Ball of your foot."

Damn it, Butt-Head.

Okay, come on. Come on. Get it all out of your system.

Come on. She said "meat."

She said "big meat," "small meat."

She said "balls." - Speed it up.

Okay, are you done? [guffawing]

Uh, maybe.

And here it is from the back.

You have no ass.

Damn it, Butt-Head!

You look like two legs shoved into a back.

Damn it, Butt-Head! Shut up!

When I start shaking that ass,

there's gonna be a lot of chicks coming over.

No, there won't.

Damn it, Butt-Head.

I'm sick of sitting around here

listening to your crap and your do-nothing attitude,

and I'm gonna learn this!

No, you're not.

You're gonna give up.

You can't do anything.

[chuckling]

My butt's kind of tired. Let's watch something else.

I am gonna learn this later, though.

Shake your meat.

So I say to Marcy--I'm like,

"Marcy, hey, if you want this relationship

"to come from a place of honesty,

you can't get all aggro when I'm being honest."

Do you know what I'm saying? - Uh-huh. [guffawing]

Thanks for doing that with me, man.

You're a great hang.

I'll take you to the Maxi Mart now.

Yeah, that's good, because we've been

driving around a long time, and I really--

I just gotta pop in here and get oat milk

and, like, four or five more things.

Marcy can't handle regular milk.

Remind me to tell you about that later.

Oh, and trash bags.

Giving me a ride was cool and everything,

but I'm just gonna walk for a while here.

Yeah. [guffawing]

Good idea, man. I want to walk too.

Gotta get my steps in today. - Oh, boy.

Never gonna get to 10,000

without my buddy keeping me honest, yo.

I just need to go a different direction than you, because--

Hey, you got a Metallica shirt.

You like music, right? - Well, yeah, but--

Okay, then you're gonna love this.

You gotta come see this.

I really can't, because I gotta--

Come on, man. You don't want to walk.

Maxi Mart's, like, two miles away.

We passed it on the way here.

[playing rock ballad]

♪ ♪

This store's awesome, right? Right?

Yeah, so I'm gonna go find Butt-Head now.

Okay, just hold this for one second.

I'm gonna give you a ride. You're gonna get there

so much quicker, dude. Come on.

Hey, yo, where the keyboards at?

Um...

Let's see here.

[amplifier feedback]

Aah, sorry! [feedback intensifies]

[feedback warbling]

[amplifier powers down]

[hip-hop music]

[record scratching]

I'll just be a minute. Don't worry, pal.

♪ ♪

So I just gotta tell Marcy,

"Hey, I'm a people person like Beavis."

Hop in, man. She's close.

Um, I just gotta go.

Butt-Head's waiting at the Maxi Mart, so...

[guffawing]

Okay. I'll see you later, boss.

No problem.

Really?

Hey, man, thanks for hanging out.

Metallica's the best, right?

Yeah, yeah, yeah, Metallica kicks ass.

Dude, you're gonna love this song I wrote.

You just gotta listen to this one song.

Then you can go.

I just...

[grumbles] Oh, God.

It'll take, like, one second.

Yeah.

[picking guitar]

♪ ♪

It's called "Exit Sandman."

It's about beginnings, man.

New beginnings.

♪ Exit night ♪

♪ Enter light ♪

♪ Give me your hand ♪

♪ We're off to forever always land ♪

Come on, man, sing along. Come on. I know you know it.

I know you know it. Come on, let's do it. Ready?

I don't want to.

I know you know it, pal. Come on, let's hear that voice.

You got that scratchy rock and roll voice, man.

♪ Give me your hand ♪

both: ♪ We're off to forever always land ♪

Nice.

So what should I tell this chick Marcy, man?

Seriously. - God damn it, enough!

I gotta go! Now!

You're right. I gotta tell her, "I gotta go.

I gotta go, Marcy." Man, thank you, Beavis.

Hey man, I'm really sorry I took up so much of your time.

Oh, that's okay.

Well, gotta go. [snickers]

Okay. Fist bump, man.

Um, what?

Fist bump.

I never-- I never did that before.

So, I just--oh.

Hey, that was pretty cool. Yeah.

Yeah, so you just kind of--yeah.

Hell yeah, man.

And then you can do this.

[imitates explosion]

Ah, fire! Fire! - Right?

So we'll hang out tomorrow, right?

Yeah, yeah.

You know, drive around and stuff.

Yeah, pretty cool. [chuckles]

Damn it, Beavis, where have you been?

I was trying to go to Maxi Mart,

but there was this dude, and he was, like, pretty weird.

But then he turned out to be pretty cool

because he showed me this thing where you, like--

Oh. Oh, you already know about it.

Ahh!

[chuckles]

You're right, Beavis. That was pretty cool.

[laughs]

It's called a fist bump.

[rock music]

♪ ♪

Chirp.

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