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你們能解出這個算式嗎
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- 這算式寫錯了
- 這都解不開 可別想去哈佛
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應該是從參考書上抄的 但漏了一行
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這種細節你都能發現啊
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你上學的時候 肯定也是這樣為難老師的吧
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沒有啦
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不對 好像…
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確實有
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果然
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[身處只待終結的剎那光陰]
[終わりを待つ刹那に君は]
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[你將於此留下何物]
[ここに何を残すのだろう]
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[以真摯的話語道出永恆]
[疑い知らぬ言葉に永久(とわ)を]
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[對星空許下誓言]
[星空へと誓った]
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[一次邂逅 將世界改變]
[たった一度の出逢いで 変わっていったこの世界]
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[唯有對你 藏不住想要觸碰的願念]
[君にだけは隠せないんだ 触れていたいという願い]
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[不論是喜是悲 在那一天那一刻到來之前]
[喜びも悲しみも その瞬間が訪れるその日まで]
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[我都願意相信]
[信じてみよう]
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《總之就是很可愛》
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[從今以後 會有無數次無數次無數次無數次季節交替]
[これから 何回も何回も何回も何回も季節は巡る]
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[每到那時 我就無數次無數次無數次在此與你共度]
[そのたび 何回も何回も何回も君とこの場所に]
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[明月皎潔 繁星璀璨]
[月は輝き 星は瞬く]
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[只願照亮夜空 直至此生終結]
[その身果てるまで 照らせるように]
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[那隻待終結的剎那光陰]
[終わりを待つ刹那を今は]
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[若有心愛的你相伴 也將化作永恆]
[愛しき君となら 永遠と呼ぼう]
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嗶哩嗶哩譯製
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(第2集 關於幸福)
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模擬考的班級平均分又下降了
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不對
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在這所學校 學生的成績原本就是這個水平
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只是那個拉高平均分的學生不在了而已
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柳老師
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前陣子讓妳寫的家校協會的報告書…
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對不起 我今天之內提交
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當老師幾乎沒有休息
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每天又要上課又要布置作業
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還有社團活動 集訓 家校協會的事
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學生惹出問題時 還必須隨叫隨到
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可工資卻並不算高
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就算這樣 我今天也要為了學生們…
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柳老師
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要不要一起去遊樂園啊
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我碰巧拿到了兩張遊樂園的門票
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要不要一起…
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你在說什麼呢 谷口老師
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我哪有時間去玩啊
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可 可是偶爾也要放鬆一下
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說什麼呢 當然不行
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真是的
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他明明也是老師 想什麼呢
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咦 柳老師？
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果然是柳老師
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咦 由崎
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是我 好久不見了
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好久不見 你還好嗎
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很好 託妳的福
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我聽說你過得挺艱難的
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說是你住院了 也沒上高中
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確實發生了許多事
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許多事…
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由崎…你左手的無名指上…
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妳是說戒指嗎
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是的 我結婚了
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結婚了 結婚了 結婚了 結婚了
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難 難道說
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沒能上高中對他打擊太大
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結果成了小混混交了個壞女人？
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然後啊…
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由崎
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我要去你家做家訪
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我已經畢業…
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是品行調查
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立刻帶我去你家
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老公 這位是…
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呃…
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之前應該跟妳提起過 她是我的…
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她就是由崎的妻子？
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什麼呀 這不是超可愛的嘛
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你跟這麼可愛的女生結婚了啊
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- 你小子 你小子
- 是的
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她是我國中的班主任…
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我叫柳直子
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原來是老師啊
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抱歉還沒自我介紹 柳老師
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我是星空的妻子 由崎司
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妳好 請多關照
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她自稱是我妻子 聽得我好害羞
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她是個好孩子啊 跟我想的完全不同
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妳都想了些什麼啊
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不行 我還不能放鬆警惕
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說不定她乖巧的表象下藏著不得了的秘密
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要不要留下吃個晚飯呢
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這怎麼行
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強行跑到以前的學生家裡 居然還蹭晚飯…
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真好吃
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太棒了
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你每天都吃這麼美味的飯菜嗎
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嗯 是的
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請多吃一點
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真的嗎
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我多久沒有吃過這麼可口的飯菜了？
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最近…一直都是靠便利店便當和泡麵度日
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不行 直子 妳怎麼眨眼就投敵了
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就算廚藝好
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這麼年輕就結婚肯定有問題
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這金平牛蒡超好吃
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是吧 我就知道你會喜歡
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嗯 妳做的每一道菜都很好吃
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是吧是吧
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喲 厲害
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我知道了
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因為飯菜裡飽含著愛意
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由崎 你今後是怎麼打算的啊
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你都結婚了
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要麼就是找個正式工作 要麼就是考個高中文憑去考大學
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我現在還沒考慮這些事
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大學要是想考應該也能考上
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或者努力工作 也能賺更多錢
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不過 我現在想盡可能優先和小司待在一起
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可是 你不會為未來感到擔憂嗎
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未來是不可預測的
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所以 我覺得珍惜當下十分重要
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未來的事 就交給未來的自己去處理吧
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小司 我來幫忙
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謝謝老公
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珍惜當下…
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多謝款待
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再見了 由崎
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再見 謝謝老師
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老師路上小心
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嗯 謝謝
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是嗎 人生就是為了幸福而活啊
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重壓之下 精疲力盡的一天
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也是人生中寶貴的一天
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喂 我是柳
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那個…
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你還想去遊樂園嗎
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那就好
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那就一起去吧
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工作？
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沒事
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未來的我會想辦法的
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阿司 妳站櫃檯也是有模有樣了啊
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是嗎 能幫上忙就好
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歡迎…光臨…
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來了個好狂野的人
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是 是啊
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這裡有人叫由崎嗎
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我就是由崎
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你有什麼事
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我要找的是由崎星空 不是妳
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他在的吧
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名字寫作星空讀作NASA 腦子靈光的傢伙
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為什麼這種黑道會找上學長
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不告訴你
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喂…
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憑什麼告訴你這個話都不會說的小鬼
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這裡是澡堂 不泡澡就快滾
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妳說什麼
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等等等 阿司
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妳不怕嗎 他搞不好是黑的啊
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那又怎樣
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我沒理由害怕這麼個小鬼
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阿司 妳怎麼在這種時候一步都不退讓啊
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怎麼說
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跑還是泡 趕緊決定
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妳 妳這傢伙…
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泡澡費幾個錢啊 他媽的
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泡澡費500日元 要使用桑拿房就是1000日元
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加毛巾套裝是1300日元
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學生優惠100日元 他媽的
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那就加毛巾套裝的高中生優惠價一個人
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多謝惠顧 請在售票機上買票
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妳是什麼人
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你又是什麼人
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你要是敢加害我老公 我就跟你沒完
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咦
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這不是銀河嗎 好久不見
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星空大哥
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好久不見了
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銀 銀河？
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學長 這個人該不會是你的親戚吧
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嗯 是我表弟 叫銀河
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妳怎麼知道是我親戚啊
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因為取名品位都一樣
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老公 這個人是你表弟嗎
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是啊
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他叫鬼丸銀河 17歲 高中生
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話說星空大哥 這位小姐是…
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還沒跟你介紹
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我結婚了
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她是我老婆 小司
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老 老婆？
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嗯
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大哥…你什麼時候登上了大人的台階…
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喂 銀河 銀河
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對不起
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沒想到星空大哥已經結婚了 多有冒犯
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我也有錯 抱歉沒及時告訴你
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老公 這個人應該不是黑道吧
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妳真是的 銀河是普通的高中生啦
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不過他那所高中很有活力 他是學生會長
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是的 我是組裡的頭兒
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真的是高中生吧
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我從小就蒙受星空大哥的關照
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我一直都追趕著他的背影
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前陣子我還請教了他要怎麼結束組裡的內鬥
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(指卡爾·馮·克勞塞維茨，普魯士名將及軍事理論家)
是有助於在運動會上取勝的克勞塞維茨戰爭論吧
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「組」是指學校吧
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還請他制定過幹架時多搶人頭的戰略
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是應對突擊考試的對策吧
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搶人頭是指在考試中得分嗎
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總之多虧了星空大哥 我們的生意好做了不少
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組長也很高興
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組長…
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是校長吧…
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在說正事之前
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我想問你一件事
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什麼事
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問這種事可能挺不識趣…
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為 為什麼要結婚
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為什麼…
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當然是…
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因為愛
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喂…你別在人前說這種話啊
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既然這樣
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你 你們能親個嘴嗎
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我在問你們的愛是不是貨真價實
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如果是真的 那當著我的面也能親嘴的吧
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不不不 你突然說什麼呢
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這是很重要的問題
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大哥的妻子就是我的大姊
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在危急關頭是要豁出性命去保護的
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如果你們不是真愛 我可沒法豁出性命
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阿銀說得沒錯
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你們晚上連一聲喘息都聽不到 我很懷疑是不是真愛
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所以來一個立誓之吻吧
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你們是不是傻啊
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老公 你也說說他們
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好啊
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我對小司的愛沒有絲毫猶豫
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給他們看立誓之吻也不會猶豫
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你倒是猶豫一下啊
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不過 如果妳覺得害羞
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那我就尊重妳的想法
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好 好吧
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那就…
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我 我知道了
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我已經充分感受到了你們的愛
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已經足夠了
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真的不用了嗎
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嗯 足夠了
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而且當別人面做這種不知羞恥的事 我沒法直視…
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不是你叫我們親的嗎
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你怎麼在關鍵時候叫停啊 廢柴黑道
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大姊 冷靜 冷靜啊
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所以
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你今天來有什麼事啊 銀河
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我今天是想請星空大哥給出出主意
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該不會是開空頭賬戶的方法吧
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不是啦
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00:14:35,710 --> 00:14:38,320
首先想請你看一個貨
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喂
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(※全是高中生)
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小的們 不輕拿輕放就宰了你們
(※全是高中生)
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是
(※全是高中生)
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告辭
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我想請教的就是這個東西的處理方法
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這該不會是…
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就是裝那東西的箱子吧
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果然是貓啊 你撿到了貓嗎
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是的
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牠和父母失散倒在路邊 組裡的年輕人今早撿到的
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為什麼要帶到這裡來啊
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00:15:13,560 --> 00:15:17,570
是這樣的…這事說來無奈
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00:15:18,580 --> 00:15:22,230
我們本想給牠餵點食就放掉
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但後來發現 撿到貓再丟棄的話
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會違反動物愛護管理法
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(※確實有可能違法)
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進局子當然不行
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我們就找飼主
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辦手續
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00:15:36,460 --> 00:15:40,460
撿到牠之後 整個組都被攪得雞飛狗跳
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好可愛的學校啊喂
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所以我就想到來找你了
285
00:15:47,220 --> 00:15:51,440
你以前不是很寶貝地養過貓嗎
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是嗎
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嗯
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00:15:54,820 --> 00:15:56,510
我說銀河啊
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00:15:57,490 --> 00:16:00,640
撿到一隻小貓 還愣在這做什麼
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00:16:01,810 --> 00:16:03,650
首先當然是送去醫院
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是
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00:16:04,850 --> 00:16:07,440
喂 小的們 開車來
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是
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00:16:12,280 --> 00:16:14,060
撿到了小貓是嗎
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00:16:14,360 --> 00:16:14,830
是的
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00:16:15,120 --> 00:16:18,290
所以首先要檢查病毒攜帶和寄生蟲
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00:16:18,400 --> 00:16:20,310
然後驅除跳蚤和蜱蟲
298
00:16:20,380 --> 00:16:22,160
檢查完了再給牠修個毛
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00:16:22,500 --> 00:16:26,070
可以的話 還要接種三聯疫苗
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00:16:26,180 --> 00:16:28,350
好的好的 你真清楚啊
301
00:16:28,660 --> 00:16:31,120
那請讓我們照管牠兩小時
302
00:16:31,660 --> 00:16:33,730
還有 牠叫什麼名字呢
303
00:16:34,750 --> 00:16:37,200
呃 名字啊…
304
00:16:37,740 --> 00:16:39,730
我們都還沒看過呢
305
00:16:39,950 --> 00:16:42,430
那就先放出來看看吧
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00:16:49,440 --> 00:16:50,120
哇
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00:16:50,230 --> 00:16:52,440
在瘋狂吼我們
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好活潑啊
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00:16:56,080 --> 00:16:57,950
那個…牠在使勁咬你啊
310
00:16:58,270 --> 00:16:59,730
沒事沒事
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00:17:00,000 --> 00:17:02,090
要取什麼名字呢
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00:17:02,430 --> 00:17:04,490
叫 叫什麼好呢
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00:17:04,490 --> 00:17:05,760
這個嘛
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00:17:08,110 --> 00:17:11,210
褐色的後背上有白色的四邊形花紋…
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00:17:11,840 --> 00:17:13,090
那就叫吐司
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00:17:13,880 --> 00:17:15,270
吐 吐司？
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00:17:15,540 --> 00:17:17,410
嗯 可愛吧
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00:17:21,570 --> 00:17:25,130
嗯 至少要把名字取可愛點
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00:17:26,270 --> 00:17:28,020
這隻貓你打算怎麼辦啊
320
00:17:29,240 --> 00:17:34,110
就算要找人領養 也必須先自己養一陣子
321
00:17:34,550 --> 00:17:37,220
交給銀河他們又不放心
322
00:17:37,650 --> 00:17:41,460
還有病毒複查 必須照顧牠兩三個月
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00:17:42,130 --> 00:17:46,480
要是沒找到領養者 要不就我們自己養了？
324
00:17:52,550 --> 00:17:55,880
說實話 我沒信心能養好牠
325
00:17:56,140 --> 00:17:57,200
確實…
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00:17:57,840 --> 00:17:58,510
大哥
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00:17:58,770 --> 00:18:00,660
小傢伙怎麼樣了
328
00:18:01,610 --> 00:18:03,500
牠很精神
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00:18:03,750 --> 00:18:07,520
那我就放心了 小鬼就是要精神
330
00:18:08,030 --> 00:18:12,560
總之我們先養著牠 我們現在就去買必需品
331
00:18:12,560 --> 00:18:14,530
真的嗎 太謝謝了
332
00:18:14,960 --> 00:18:16,960
那備貨就交給我們吧
333
00:18:16,960 --> 00:18:18,110
只要吩咐組裡的小弟
334
00:18:18,110 --> 00:18:18,550
不管是白色粉末還是傢伙 全都能搞到手
335
00:18:18,550 --> 00:18:18,910
(白色粉末 = 奶粉)
不管是白色粉末還是傢伙 全都能搞到手
336
00:18:18,910 --> 00:18:19,550
不管是白色粉末還是傢伙 全都能搞到手
337
00:18:19,550 --> 00:18:20,030
(傢伙 = 玩具)
不管是白色粉末還是傢伙 全都能搞到手
338
00:18:20,030 --> 00:18:21,810
不管是白色粉末還是傢伙 全都能搞到手
339
00:18:22,140 --> 00:18:23,960
注意用詞啊
340
00:18:24,100 --> 00:18:26,910
我去隨便挑選一下 麻溜地給你備齊
341
00:18:27,460 --> 00:18:29,450
不能隨便 銀河
342
00:18:30,570 --> 00:18:33,120
貓砂可能被誤食
343
00:18:33,120 --> 00:18:36,040
所以要避免購買原料是化學合成的
344
00:18:36,530 --> 00:18:37,900
就算原料是天然成分
345
00:18:38,070 --> 00:18:42,300
也不能含有防腐劑 除臭劑等化學合成物質
346
00:18:42,520 --> 00:18:46,630
還有貓糧 必須要是人也能吃的
347
00:18:46,690 --> 00:18:49,400
不能買原料不明的含有燕麥的貓糧
348
00:18:49,400 --> 00:18:53,200
有的便宜貓糧會含有貓無法消化的穀物
349
00:18:53,200 --> 00:18:53,900
要極力避免…
350
00:18:53,900 --> 00:18:55,070
等一下
351
00:18:55,300 --> 00:18:56,080
總而言之
352
00:18:56,210 --> 00:19:00,570
保障寵物健康需要具備相關知識 耗費一定努力和費用
353
00:19:00,640 --> 00:19:01,950
努力去找吧
354
00:19:02,220 --> 00:19:04,120
我 我知道了
355
00:19:05,200 --> 00:19:07,970
老公你對貓也很了解啊
356
00:19:08,290 --> 00:19:13,960
人可以自己管理自己的健康 但寵物不行
357
00:19:14,810 --> 00:19:19,220
保障寵物健康是飼主的責任 所以必須很用心
358
00:19:19,610 --> 00:19:23,470
你養的寵物一定會很幸福
359
00:19:23,470 --> 00:19:25,120
是 是嗎
360
00:19:25,620 --> 00:19:27,610
久等了
361
00:19:27,610 --> 00:19:30,220
牠沒有什麼毛病
362
00:19:31,220 --> 00:19:32,290
太好了
363
00:19:32,750 --> 00:19:34,260
牠有沒有很鬧騰啊
364
00:19:34,260 --> 00:19:37,600
沒有 餵了食之後就變乖了
365
00:19:37,930 --> 00:19:39,490
太好了 吐司
366
00:19:40,150 --> 00:19:41,770
醫生說你很健康
367
00:19:43,180 --> 00:19:44,000
別這樣啦
368
00:19:44,990 --> 00:19:47,660
可愛的人加上可愛的動物
369
00:19:47,880 --> 00:19:49,780
變得更可愛了
370
00:19:50,220 --> 00:19:51,610
我們回家吧
371
00:19:51,970 --> 00:19:54,450
今晚開始 吐司就是我們的家人了
372
00:19:56,520 --> 00:19:58,310
為什麼
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00:20:13,040 --> 00:20:14,300
怎麼了
374
00:20:18,410 --> 00:20:21,390
難道是要我給牠吃的？
375
00:20:23,080 --> 00:20:24,360
還是大半夜啊
376
00:20:24,980 --> 00:20:30,480
牠該不會是不想叫醒小司 就把我叫醒了吧
377
00:20:37,010 --> 00:20:40,000
狼吞虎咽啊
378
00:20:44,130 --> 00:20:47,010
吃飽之後就對我失去了興趣
379
00:20:54,760 --> 00:20:57,570
咦 牠對我們兩個也太區別對待了吧
380
00:20:59,550 --> 00:21:01,600
大半夜的真是辛苦你了
381
00:21:02,120 --> 00:21:05,680
不過 這說明牠很信賴你喔
382
00:21:05,840 --> 00:21:07,040
是嗎
383
00:21:07,130 --> 00:21:08,050
是啊
384
00:21:08,310 --> 00:21:12,910
和我一樣 因為信賴你 才會忍不住對你撒嬌
385
00:21:14,830 --> 00:21:17,750
小司 妳會對我撒嬌嗎
386
00:21:17,750 --> 00:21:18,640
當然會
387
00:21:21,170 --> 00:21:25,780
如果不是想對你撒嬌 我可不會毫無防備地躺在你身邊
388
00:21:29,330 --> 00:21:30,550
不過
389
00:21:31,170 --> 00:21:32,980
貓真的好可愛呀
390
00:21:33,170 --> 00:21:35,200
是 是啊
391
00:21:36,260 --> 00:21:39,310
妳也…很可愛…
392
00:21:42,760 --> 00:21:46,940
那我和吐司誰更可愛
393
00:21:47,600 --> 00:21:49,310
當然是…
394
00:21:50,640 --> 00:21:51,740
是誰？
395
00:21:58,890 --> 00:22:00,980
小 小要 妳什麼時候在那裡的
396
00:22:00,980 --> 00:22:03,940
從你們開始夫妻小劇場的時候開始吧
397
00:22:03,940 --> 00:22:05,970
不 不是的 這是…
398
00:22:09,990 --> 00:22:11,395
小司小司
399
00:22:11,390 --> 00:22:13,640
吐司在吃飯呢
[一樣呢 我們的步幅]
400
00:22:13,640 --> 00:22:13,980
[一樣呢 我們的步幅]
401
00:22:13,980 --> 00:22:15,010
[是不是 你在配合我]
402
00:22:15,010 --> 00:22:16,680
還真是 好可愛
[是不是 你在配合我]
403
00:22:16,680 --> 00:22:17,460
還真是 好可愛
[等一下 我想慢慢走]
404
00:22:17,460 --> 00:22:18,980
[等一下 我想慢慢走]
405
00:22:18,980 --> 00:22:20,930
真 真的好可愛啊
[等一下 我想慢慢走]
406
00:22:20,990 --> 00:22:22,480
嗯 是啊
[夜空下 我們談笑風生]
407
00:22:22,480 --> 00:22:23,120
[夜空下 我們談笑風生]
408
00:22:23,120 --> 00:22:24,650
剛洗完澡也是一方面
[夜空下 我們談笑風生]
409
00:22:24,650 --> 00:22:25,380
剛洗完澡也是一方面
[太好啦 今天晴空萬里]
410
00:22:25,380 --> 00:22:25,420
[太好啦 今天晴空萬里]
411
00:22:25,420 --> 00:22:27,440
靠近一聞真的好香啊
[太好啦 今天晴空萬里]
412
00:22:27,440 --> 00:22:28,090
靠近一聞真的好香啊
[這樣子 平平淡淡就好]
413
00:22:28,090 --> 00:22:31,350
[這樣子 平平淡淡就好]
414
00:22:31,560 --> 00:22:31,650
[時而哭泣 時而歡笑]
415
00:22:31,650 --> 00:22:32,720
老公？
[時而哭泣 時而歡笑]
416
00:22:32,720 --> 00:22:33,970
[時而哭泣 時而歡笑]
417
00:22:33,970 --> 00:22:35,230
你叫我過來難道是為了這個？
[時而哭泣 時而歡笑]
418
00:22:35,230 --> 00:22:36,300
你叫我過來難道是為了這個？
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419
00:22:36,300 --> 00:22:36,660
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420
00:22:36,660 --> 00:22:38,580
不 是因為…
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421
00:22:38,580 --> 00:22:40,600
白天妳說妳會對我撒嬌
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422
00:22:40,600 --> 00:22:42,340
白天妳說妳會對我撒嬌
[在夜幕的一隅 緊緊相擁]
423
00:22:42,340 --> 00:22:43,600
[在夜幕的一隅 緊緊相擁]
424
00:22:43,600 --> 00:22:44,670
是怎麼樣…
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425
00:22:44,670 --> 00:22:45,510
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426
00:22:45,510 --> 00:22:47,120
對我…撒嬌啊…
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427
00:22:47,120 --> 00:22:48,760
對我…撒嬌啊…
[無數次互相傾心]
428
00:22:48,760 --> 00:22:49,340
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429
00:22:49,340 --> 00:22:51,010
也對
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430
00:22:51,010 --> 00:22:51,200
[無數次互相傾心]
431
00:22:51,200 --> 00:22:51,290
[交換晚安之吻 閉上眼睛]
432
00:22:51,290 --> 00:22:54,220
最近好像沒怎麼對你撒嬌…
[交換晚安之吻 閉上眼睛]
433
00:22:54,220 --> 00:22:57,740
[交換晚安之吻 閉上眼睛]
434
00:22:57,740 --> 00:23:02,030
[未來又將開始]
435
00:23:02,030 --> 00:23:07,110
[明天也要相親相愛]
436
00:23:07,110 --> 00:23:09,310
那 那個 吐司…
437
00:23:09,440 --> 00:23:12,010
你 你轉過去一下…
438
00:23:14,900 --> 00:23:15,460
不對…
439
00:23:15,460 --> 00:23:17,710
等會兒給你吃零食…
440
00:23:18,580 --> 00:23:20,330
不 不對…
441
00:23:20,330 --> 00:23:23,450
再等5秒 再等5秒就好 聽話
442
00:23:23,450 --> 00:23:24,920
嗶哩嗶哩譯製
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443
00:23:25,650 --> 00:23:29,020
下集 關於轉生到了夢幻和魔法的王國的這檔事
444
00:23:29,020 --> 00:23:31,770
最近就算不轉生也能去這種王國
445
00:23:31,770 --> 00:23:33,020
而且離市中心不遠
446
00:23:33,020 --> 00:23:35,050
就是這麼回事 出發囉
447
00:23:35,050 --> 00:23:36,030
給我走著瞧
448
00:23:36,030 --> 00:23:39,890
不就是夫妻卿卿我我的魔法嗎 我三兩下就給你揭穿
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