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Original subtitles

This isn't how I imagined life in a parallel world would be.

Income is unstable for a beginner adventurer,

so it's common to sleep in a stable.

Now that I think about it,

adventurers are basically insignificant, job-hopping part-timers.

Job-hoppers can't even afford

to stay in hotels in a place as affluent as Japan.

Minimum wage?

Fair labor standards?

What are those? Are they tasty?

Good morning.

Guess again, princess.

It's almost noon.

Weren't we going to go on a kill quest?

Once I realized we didn't have to go to our construction job, I couldn't help myself.

"You can count on me," she says. Give me a break!

So, what happened to a world in turmoil and under siege by the Demon King?

This is as peaceful as it gets!

Our neighbor's the only demon for miles!

This city is the furthest from the Demon King's castle.

Besides, he wouldn't go out of his way to attack a city with nothing but novice adventurers in it.

I guess.

Now, let's go on that kill quest!

You can count on me!

I have a feeling I've heard that before.

Then again, you are a goddess.

I have faith in you.

All right, let's pack some essentials and head out.

Yeah!

Get a move on, or I'll go on my own kill quest!

W-We're sorry!

A BLESSING ON THIS WONDERFUL WORLD!

An Explosion on This Fantasitis Case!

Episode 2

An Explosion on This Fantasitis Case!

Episode 2

An Explosion on This Fantasitis Case!

Kill Quest

Defeat 5 Giant Toads in 3 Days

Kill Quest

Defeat 5 Giant Toads in 3 Days

Kill Quest

Defeat 5 Giant Toads in 3 Days

Kill Quest

Defeat 5 Giant Toads in 3 Days

Kill Quest

Defeat 5 Giant Toads in 3 Days

Kill Quest

Defeat 5 Giant Toads in 3 Days

Kill Quest

Defeat 5 Giant Toads in 3 Days

Kill Quest

Defeat 5 Giant Toads in 3 Days

Kill Quest

Defeat 5 Giant Toads in 3 Days

Kill Quest

Defeat 5 Giant Toads in 3 Days

Kill Quest

Save me, Aqua!

Save me—Whoa!

Oh, man, this is hysterical!

Kazuma, you're bawling like a baby! Talk about super desperate!

I'll defeat one of her before I'm done with this quest!

Giant Toads.

Definitely not your average frog.

As mating season approaches,

they instinctively start preparing for the egg-laying frenzy

by overrunning settlements where they can find food.

They can even swallow farmers' goats whole.

In fact, farmers and children from the settlement

tend to go missing around the mating season every year.

By the way, their meat is a bit tough,

but it has a light, clean taste that everyone absolutely loves.

Kazuma!

If you want me to save you, how about you ask me real nicely?

Save me, O great Aqua!

Well, if you put it that way...

Sure, I'll save you, sh-NEET boy!

But starting tomorrow, you worship me!

Huh?

When we get back to town, you'll join the Order of Axis

and pray to me three times a day.

At meal time, when I say "Gimme,"

you'll hand your food over without resistance.

And—

Tell it to the frog!

Good thing these frogs can't move when they're eating.

Thank you, Kazuma!

Thank you!

Thank you so much!

She stinks!

Um, let's head back for today.

These guys are more than we can handle.

Let's try again after we get better equipment.

I've been defiled.

If the followers of Axis see me sullied like this,

I'll lose their devotion!

If it gets out that I backed down from a lowly frog,

the name of the brilliant and beautiful goddess Aqua will fall by the wayside!

Says the bitch who whistles while she sweats buckets with the guys,

bathes before dinner, loves nothing more than beer before liquor,

and drools while she sleeps in a freaking stable.

It's a little late to be worrying about appearances.

Hey! Wait, Aqua!

Behold the power of the gods!

You will rue the day you humiliated me

and bared your fangs at the gods!

Now repent in the pits of Hell!

God Blow!

"God Blow" is a lethal fist that carries a goddess's anger and sorrow!

Any it strikes will perish!

N-Now that I have a good look at you, I think frogs are pretty cute.

Aqua!

Today's Results

Defeated 2 Giant Toads

Today's Results

Defeated 2 Giant Toads

Eris

Defeated 2 Giant Toads

Gimmashish annuzzhah, mizzy!

There's no way the two of us can take them on alone.

Let's get some help.

5,000 eris per frog...

We risked our lives and earned no more than what part-time construction work pays.

This is surprisingly tasty.

It's a little tough, but when you get past that...

What did you mean by "help"?

We're total noobs with no decent equipment.

Do you seriously think anyone would join our party?

You've got me here! They'll come—

Swallow, slutface! Don't talk with your mouth full!

I'm an archpriest, the most advanced class there is!

Anyone would kill to have me in their party!

I just have to mention in passing that we're recruiting,

and we'll have a whole line of people begging to join!

So show some gratitude and give me your fried frog!

Really?

Where is everybody?

Yeah, I'm bored.

Was today a holiday?

No one's coming.

It's been over half a day since we posted the recruitment offer,

but there's no sign of any prospective future heroes.

No way.

You said it.

Immediate opening! We're a cozy, harmonious party.

Any adventurers who wish to journey with the beautiful and noble archpriest, Aqua, need look no further!

Every day has been a blast since I joined this party.

I even won the lottery!

I got over my illness and became popular,

all thanks to joining the great Aqua's party!

Requirements: adventurers in advanced classes only.

Hey, let's lower the bar a little.

Advanced classes only is asking too much.

But... But...

We won't get anyone at this rate.

Anyway, you might be an advanced class, but I'm a generic starting class.

I'll feel like crap as the only dropout in a party of elites.

I happened to notice your recruitment poster.

That we would meet is a fate chosen by the world itself.

I have anxiously awaited the arrival of those such as yourselves.

My name is Megumin!

My calling is that of an archwizard,

one who commands explosion magic, the strongest of all offensive magic!

Um...

Do you, too, desire my forbidden strength,

a strength so almighty that the world itself eschews its use?

Huh?

Then resolve yourself to peer into the deepest abyss!

When you gaze long into an abyss the abyss also gazes into you.

Are you just here to laugh at us?

N-No!

That red eye... Are you a crimson demon?

Indeed! I am Megumin, user of the finest magic the crimson demons possess!

My lethal magic demolishes mountains,

smashes boulders, and...

Hey, what's wrong?!

I haven't eaten anything in three days.

Do you have anything I could eat?

I don't mind treating you,

but what's with the eyepatch?

If your eye's injured, why not have her heal you?

Her magic might prove useful for once.

What was that?!

This is a magic item that suppresses my mighty magical powers.

If it were ever removed,

a great catastrophe would surely befall this world.

You mean it's a seal?

Nah, not really.

It just looks wicked cool.

I'm sorry! Please don't pull on it!

Stop... Stop it!

You see,

Please cut it out!

crimson demons are born with high intelligence and mana reserves.

Actually, it'll hurt if you just let go,

so please just slowly put it back where it was.

They're basically all expert magicians,

and they all have weird names.

That's right, slowly, slowly...

Oh?

Ow!

Ow! My eye!

Sorry. I thought you were making fun of us.

You were talking gibberish and gave us that weird name.

That's awful rude.

If you ask me, everyone else has weird names.

By the way, what are your parents' names?

My mother is Yuiyui, and my father is Hyoizaburo!

So this girl's clan has a lot of good magicians, right?

Hey! If you've got a problem with my parents' names, let's hear it!

Hyoizaburo!

Adventurer cards can't be forged.

She's an archwizard for sure.

It's an advanced class that commands powerful offensive magic!

Yeah, this girl's magic stat is high.

Also, if she really can use explosion magic, that's amazing!

It's the most advanced offensive magic there is!

Hey, I have a name, you know.

I'd prefer you used it.

Well, go ahead and order something, archwizard.

Kill Quest

Defeat 5 Giant Toads in 3 Days

Quest Progress 2/5

Explosion magic is the strongest magic.

But that also means it takes time to prepare.

Please keep that frog at bay until my preparations are complete.

Right. You got it.

Kazuma, over there!

Two at once?

Target the frog in the distance with your magic.

Understood.

As for the closer one...

Hey, let's go, Aqua.

You were a something-or-other, right?

Let's see if you've still got it.

What do you mean "were"?!

I am a goddess! Present tense!

Goddess?

Yeah, she calls herself one. You know, she's one of those.

She'll say some pretty wonky stuff sometimes.

It's best to just ignore it.

How sad...

Wh-What?! These frogs may be strong against physical attacks,

but this time for sure...

Watch and weep, Kazuma!

Today, I'll show you the true power of a goddess!

May you roll in your grave for eternity!

God Requiem!

"God Requiem" is a goddess's requiem of love and sorrow!

Any it strikes will perish!

That's a goddess for you.

She put her life on the line to buy us time.

Darkness blacker than black and darker than dark,

I beseech thee, combine with my deep crimson.

The time of awakening cometh.

Justice, fallen upon the infallible boundary,

appear now as an intangible distortion!

Dance, dance, dance!

I desire for my torrent of power a destructive force:

a destructive force without equal!

Return all creation to cinders!

Come forth from the abyss!

This is the mightiest means of attack known to man,

the ultimate offensive magic!

Explosion!

Wow...

So this is magic?

Did the explosion wake it up?

Megumin! Let's regroup and—

Huh?

My mystic art, explosion magic, possesses tremendous might.

Therefore, it consumes tremendous amounts of mana.

In short,

I used up all my mana,

so now I can't move a muscle.

Eh?

I never expected a nearby frog to unburrow.

This is bad.

It's going to eat me.

Sorry, could you help me ou—

Y-You guys!

Don't get eaten!

Today's Results

Defeated 3 Giant Toads

Today's Results

Defeated 3 Giant Toads

Today's Results

Defeated 3 Giant Toads