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Original subtitles

There we go.

I normally shut myself in at home,

but today was a rare exception.

Why? To get my hands on the first-run limited edition

of a popular online game that goes on sale today.

Five hours round trip, but boy, was it worth it!

Damn publishers. Store-exclusive preorder merch is the bane of my existence, and they know it.

Sunlight is a killer after three straight all-nighters.

Time to go home and play the hell out of this.

A girl from my high school?

Look out! That truck—

Why did I choose now, of all times,

to do something so out of character?

Satou Kazuma-san.

Welcome to the afterlife.

Unfortunately, you passed away moments ago.

Your life was a short one,

but you are, in fact, dead.

A BLESSING ON THIS WONDERFUL WORLD!

"A Reincarnation in Another World with This Self-Proclaimed Goddess!"

Episode 1

"A Reincarnation in Another World with This Self-Proclaimed Goddess!"

Episode 1

"A Reincarnation in Another World with This Self-Proclaimed Goddess!"

Episode 1

Just one question...

What about the girl I pushed out of harm's way?

She's alive.

Thank goodness.

At least my death wasn't in vain.

Actually, she would've been fine even if you hadn't done that.

Huh?

That tractor was going to stop before it hit her.

Huh? Wait a second.

What is it?

"Tractor"?

Yes, it was a tractor.

Huh? Then what happened?

I got plowed over by a tractor?

No, you died of shock.

You mistakenly thought a truck ran over you.

I died of shock?!

I've been doing this for a long time,

but you're the first human I've seen die in such a bizarre way.

I've never even met this girl before. What's her deal?

You were so terrified that you'd be run over, you wet yourself.

You passed out and were taken to a nearby hospital,

and the doctors and nurses laughed at you as you had a heart attack—

Stop! I don't wanna hear it!

I don't wanna hear it! I don't wanna hear it!

Your family just rushed to the hospital,

and now even they're laughing out loud at the cause of death.

Stop! Stop!

Well, then...

I've vented enough stress for now.

Damn you!

My name is Aqua.

I'm a goddess in charge of guiding humans from Japan who die young to the afterlife.

You have two choices.

You can start from square one with a new life,

or you can go to Heaven and carry on like an old man.

But just so you know,

Heaven isn't the dreamy place you all imagine it to be.

There's no TV, no Internet, and no games.

You don't even have a physical body,

so fapping

isn't an option either.

There's nothing to do there but bask in the sun for all eternity.

Uh-huh...

Yeah, you don't want to go to a boresville like Heaven, do you?

Uh, right.

On the other hand, starting over from square one isn't much fun, either.

On that note, we've got a great deal for you.

You like games, don't you?

Huh?

This world, idyllic and peaceful since time immemorial,

is under assault by the Demon King's army!

Monsters trample underfoot the life and culture that its citizens built up from naught!

All live in fear of the demon army's merciless pillage and slaughter!

...slaughter!

Naturally, no one from that world wants to take their chances being reborn,

so the population is declining.

I see...

So we thought, "Why not reincarnate people from other worlds there with their bodies and memories intact?"

What's the point of getting reincarnated if I'm just going to get killed?

We've got you covered there.

You can choose any one thing to take with you.

It could be a powerful weapon, or a tremendous talent.

You'll have a fresh start to your life with all of your original memories intact.

What's more, you can take something you want with you!

And the people of this parallel world get someone battle-ready to help them.

Not a bad deal, don't you think?

Um, quick question.

Will I be able to speak this other world's language?

That won't be an issue.

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As part of your Gods' Support Package,

we'll load some necessary info into your brain, so you'll learn the language instantly.

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If you're unlucky and complications arise, you might lose it, though.

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So all you need to do is choose a powerful ability or piece of equipment.

I feel like you glossed over an important detail there.

What might I lose?

You've nothing to lose.

I've got plenty.

Now, choose!

I'll grant you one power that is second to none!

This is my gamer's intuition talking,

but all of the abilities and equipment here are totally broken!

If I'm going to a world where magic exists, I absolutely have to try it out!

Hey, hurry it up.

It's all the same, whatever you pick.

Nobody's expecting much from a shut-in gamer geek anyway.

I-I'm not a geek!

And I died outside my house, so I'm not a shut-in, either!

Yeah, sure, whatever. Just hurry it up.

I've got a whole book of dead souls to guide, you know.

Bitch!

You're cute, but not enough to talk to me like that!

Hurry up and decide?

Your wish is my command.

I get to choose one thing to take with me, right?

That's right.

Then I choose you.

All right, don't leave the magic circle—

Wait, what did you choose?

Your request has been approved.

I shall perform your duties in your absence, Aqua-sama.

Huh?

Satou Kazuma-san's request complies with the regulations and has been approved.

Hey, what's going on?

Wh-What? You're kidding.

No way! Come on, now...

This can't be right! Taking a goddess with you is against the rules!

It's illegal! This has to be illegal!

Wait! Wait!

Please have a safe trip, Aqua-sama.

Should you successfully defeat the Demon King,

we shall send someone to retrieve you.

I'm a goddess! Sure, I can heal people,

but I can't fight for beans!

There's no way I can beat the Demon King!

Hey, wait!

How's it feel, huh? This is what you get for treating me like an idiot!

You've been designated as the thing I'm taking with me.

So if you're a goddess, use your godly powers or whatever to make my life as easy as possible!

No!

I don't want to go to a parallel world with this freak!

Brave hero, I pray that of the great many prospective heroes,

you shall be the one to defeat the Demon King.

If you do, the gods will grant any wish you desire!

Whoa, for reals?!

That's my line!

Now, go forth on your journey!

No!

The Town of Beginning Adventurers

Axel

It's a parallel world.

Hey, this really is a parallel world!

W-Wait, am I really going to use magic

and adventure around in this world from now on?

Goodbye, shut-in life! Hello, new world!

A fresh start in a fresh world!

Hey, shut up.

What if people start thinking I'm friends with some crazy bitch?

And anyway, isn't there something you're supposed to give me now that we're here?

Look at what I'm wearing. I'm in a tracksuit.

Here I am in a fantasy world, and all I have is a single tracksuit.

Isn't there a bare minimum of starter equipment I should—

Wh-What the heck?! Stop! Stop it!

I get it, okay?! I'm sorry!

If you hate it that much, you can go home.

I'll work out the rest on my own.

What are you talking about?!

I'm crying because I can't go back!

What do I do? Huh? What am I gonna do?

What am I supposed to do now?!

Okay, calm down, Goddess.

Times like these call for a visit to the guild HQ.

Going to guilds and bars to gather intel is what you do in RPGs.

Huh? You're supposed to be some geeky shut-in.

When did you get so dependable?

All right! Let's go, Goddess.

Hey, wait.

I don't really mind you calling me "Goddess,"

but try calling me "Aqua" when you can so we don't cause a commotion.

Oh, right.

If you're a goddess, wouldn't you know where we can find an adventurer's guild?

I'm a goddess.

Why would I care where someone stuck a pile of rocks?

Useless bitch.

Thanks! Come again!

Thank you. Up we go...

Adventurer's Guild

This looks like the place.

Scary!

Welcome! If you're here to eat, please have a seat anywhere you'd like.

If you're looking for a quest, please head to the counter at the back.

Thank you.

Hey!

Never seen you 'round here before.

And what's with the weird getup?

You see, we've come from pretty far away, and we only just got into town.

I want to be an adventurer and fight the Demon King's army.

Is that right, you reckless punk?

Welcome to the gates of Hell!

If you're lookin' for the guild registration desk, it's over there.

Hey.

How did you make up a story like that on the spot?

Listen, Aqua.

Okay.

Today we'll register with a guild and find a place to stay the night.

G-Got it. I don't know anything about games,

but I guess that's how things work in worlds like this, right?

Exactly. All right, let's go.

Oh, wait up.

You seem like such a capable guy.

How come you were such an antisocial geek with no friends or girlfriend?

Why did you stay in your room all day, every day, doing the whole sh-NEET thing?

Quit calling me a "sh-NEET," slutface.

And don't portmanteau "shut-in" and "NEET."

Hello. What can I do for you today?

Um, we'd like to become adventurers.

I see.

In that case, you'll first need to pay the registration fee.

Sure, sure...

Huh? Registration fee?

Do you have any money?

You dragged me here without any warning.

Of course I don't.

Useless bitch.

Are you ready to order?

Um, I'm still thinking about it.

Please take your time.

Hey, what should we do?

We've already hit a roadblock.

Normally, we'd get some minimum equipment

and enough money to cover basic living expenses, at least.

Your support package is crap.

And now you're back to being useless.

Well, I guess it was inevitable. You are a sh-NEET.

Don't call me a sh-NEET.

Fine. It's my turn now.

I'll show you what a goddess is capable of!

You there, priest! State your denomination!

I'm Aqua.

Yes, the object of worship for the Religious Order of Axis: the goddess Aqua!

If thou art one of my followers...

It'd be a huge help if you could lend me some money!

I'm in the Eris Sect, actually...

Oh, you are? I'm sorry.

Oh, young lady, are you with the Axis Sect?

The relationship of the goddesses Aqua and Eris is that of superior and subordinate.

This must be fate. I saw earlier that you couldn't cover the fee, correct?

Here. Please consider this Eris-sama's divine blessing.

Still, no matter how devout a believer you are, you mustn't call yourself a goddess.

Uh, yes. I'm sorry.

Thank you very much.

He didn't even believe that I'm a goddess.

By the way, Eris is ranked beneath me.

A believer in my subordinate took pity on me

and gave me money.

Y-Yeah...

Um, we've brought the registration fee.

S-Sure...

Something told me she didn't want to make eye contact with us.

Allow me to formally explain.

Each adventurer has his or her own job, or "class."

This is your registration card.

It keeps track of how many monsters you've vanquished.

As your level increases, you'll earn points that you can use to learn skills,

so please work hard to raise your level.

Now, please hold your hand over this crystal.

Like this?

This will calculate your current status.

Please choose your desired class based on your stats.

Here it comes!

Now my tremendous latent abilities will be made apparent,

and the whole guild will be in uproar!

Perfect. Thank you very much.

Satou Kazuma-san, is it? Let me see...

Average across the board.

Except for your decently high intelligence, and...

Oh? Your luck is extraordinarily high.

Of course, luck isn't a very essential stat for an adventurer.

With this much luck,

I'd recommend becoming a merchant or a banker.

Hey, she's already trying to talk me out of becoming an adventurer.

What's going on?

U-Um, then the basic "adventurer" class, please.

W-Well, you can always change jobs when you level up!

Y-You're right!

Generic starting class, huh?

Aside from your below average intelligence,

and your luck stat of practically zero,

all of your stats are drastically above average!

What? Does that mean I'm really amazing?

A-Amazing is an understatement!

The mage class is out of the question, as that requires intelligence,

but other than that, you can be anything you want!

Crusader, swordmaster, archpriest...

You can skip straight to almost any advanced class!

I see. It's a shame there's no "goddess" class,

but maybe I can be an archpriest who heals her allies.

An archpriest!

An almighty class that commands all recovery and support magic

and boasts enough strength to stand at the front lines!

Without further ado, welcome to our adventurer's guild, Aqua-sama.

The staff looks forward to your future exploits.

Starting off as an archpriest is incredible!

You might actually be able to beat the Demon King, you reckless wench!

Isn't it supposed to be me getting the welcome?

It's the start of an adventurer's life for us, Kazuma!

I thought you absolutely hated all this.

Did I?

Well, anyway, everything thus far has basically been character creation.

Now it's time for our adventure to begin!

Wait, what?!

What what?

Nothing. Just shut up.

What's wrong? Did you forget to use the outhouse before bed?

I'll go with you if you're scared of the dark.

No thanks!

Actually, that's not the problem!

Keep it down!

W-We're sorry!

We didn't come here to be transmigrant workers.

Oh, right.

If you don't beat the Demon King, I'll never go home!

I forgot her intelligence stat was below average.

All of the monsters near town have long since been exterminated.

With no monsters, there's no need for anyone to give us any fetch quests.

Wouldn't hurt for this world to be a bit less realistic.

Thank you, come again!

What is it?

Nothing.

Say...

I was just thinking.

Let's take a day trip for a kill quest.

We're level one. We don't even have full sets of equipment.

It'll be fine. You've got me with you. It'll be over in a flash!

You can count on me!

Count on someone who can barely count?

Who do you think I am?

That's right. You are a goddess, after all.

Yeah. You can count on me.

And so our adventure began,

for real this... time.

I was runnin' down the lane when I fell intae a ditch

koronde surimuita toko

Oh, blood came rushin' out, and it stung me like a switch

chi ga nijinde shimiru keredo

Nothin' much tae dae, Ol' Johnny's had it worse

hecchara sa sugu naoru kara

I'll end up wi' a scab, no need tae call a hearse

ashita ni wa kasabuta dekiru

I set out to the cape where I hired me a ship

misaki kara fune wo daseba

The sails filled up wi' wind, reachin' a good clip

kaze wo uke ho ga fukuramu

It's a fine sunny day tae leave the countryside

boku wa ima tsuchi wo hanare

Tae sail the seven seas, tae journey far and wide

nanatsu no umi wo mata ni kakeru

Then from the south, a wind, a-blowin' tae the north

minami kara kaze ga fuite

With it the clouds, from them the rain poured forth

kyuu ni ame furihajimeta

The spring isn't e'en a stone's throw away

haru wa sugu tonari ni iru

But, oh, the sheets, I've yet tae take them in today

sentakumono torikomanakucha

Episode 2

An Explosion on This Fantasitis Case!

Mom, I've arrived in a parallel world.

I feel refreshed, almost like I've been reborn.

I've found a home and a job, and I'm ready to live my new life.

Please don't worry about me.

I've got a goddess with me.

I'll be all right... I'll be all right... I hope.