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You over here jerking off our swap son.

I want to know what a dad dick looks like. Are they bigger?

I love my new family.

I was thinking maybe we could have sausages for dinner.

Sausages?

Yeah.

I'd like a real thick one.

Nice and juicy, too.

I think dad knows what I'd like.

Handy.

But I think my swap room might only want a hot dog.

Can I see your hot dog?

What?

You need to knock it off.

Everyone just needs to feel good.

You guys know our swap mom is doing laundry in the other room right now, right?

Okay, so what?

Well, I just think it's unfair.

I think you guys should go in the other room, strip, and do your own damn laundry.

What? Coming from you?

You don't even do your own laundry. You have mom do it for you.

Shut up.

Besides, I just want to see whose dick is bigger anyways.

Andy.

Soft and hard.

Andy.

And I wonder who's thicker too.

Andy, Andy, Andy.

No.

What are you doing?

It's fine.

No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

It's just a boob. Come on.

What are you all doing?

I thought we agreed we were going to do this as a real family thing,

which means no funny business.

Look, you need to quit.

What?

You know what?

I need you to take off your clothes. I need to put it in the wash.

How do you know about that?

Clothes.

Now.

Both of you.

Let's go.

quit it. It's fine. You're just feel bad.

With the hands come on.

Isn't it great?

Well, I wasn't gonna say anything, but it has been a while.

Oh my god...

Oh, yeah, you're right.

Oh, yeah.

Ugh.

Ugh.

Ugh.

Ugh.

Ugh.

Ugh.

Ugh.

Ugh.

Ugh.

Ugh.

Ugh.

Ugh.

Ugh.

Slurp, slurp.

God, I want to ride you.

Slurp, slurp.

Slurp, slurp.

Slurp, slurp.

Slurp, slurp.

Slurp, slurp.

It's hot.

I'm going to try to do this.

Oh, my god.

Oh, my god.

It's good right here.

Yeah, grab a pinch of nice and hard.

Yeah.

No matter how hard.

I don't get it.

Oh, my god.

It's good.

Oh, my god.

Oh, my god.

Yeah, it's good.

Oh, my god.

It's hot.

Yeah, it's hot.

Oh, my god.

It's good.

Oh, my god.

Oh, my god.

I'm not going to sleep.

You're not going to sleep?

Oh, yeah.

Okay, let's do it.

All right, I'm gonna cover up.

Cool.

Okay, I'm gonna take a step.

Okay.

Oh, fuck.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

Oh, fuck.

Oh my god, yes.

Oh my god.

Yes, oh my god.

Yes.

Oh my god.

Oh my god, yes.

Yes, oh my god.

Oh my god, yes, yes.

Oh my god.

Oh my god, yes.

Oh my god.

Oh my god, yes.

Yes, right there.

Oh my god, yes.

Oh, yes.

Oh my god.

Oh my god, yes.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

Yes, right there.

Oh, oh my god.

Oh my god.

Yes.

Oh my god!

Oh fuck, yes.

Fuck, this is so good.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

It's so good.

It's so good.

Yeah.

It's so good.

It's so good.

It's so good.

Oh, yeah.

I think that's good.

Yeah.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

It's so good.

It's so good.

I think I'm gonna have to go to the bathroom.

Oh, yeah, that's a good thing.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

I'm not taking a bath today.

I'm not taking a bath today...

I'm taking a shower.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my...

No...

Oh, my...

Oh, my...

Oh, my...

Oh, my God.

Oh, my...

Oh, my...

Oh, my...

Oh, my...

Oh, my...

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

Oh my god

F**k

Oh my god

Oh my god

Oh my god

Oh my god

Oh my god

Oh, oh, oh, fuck, I'm throwing up, oh my God.

Oh, oh, oh, fuck, oh, oh.

Oh my god, yeah.

Oh, it's tickling.

Oh my god.

Oh my god, I feel it.

Oh my god.

Yes, yes, yes.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

Oh, it's tickling.

Oh my god, it's right there.

Oh, oh, oh, yeah.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

Oh my god, it's right there.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

God, it's really tickling.

This is so good.

Oh my god.

Right there.

Oh my god.

Oh, this is so fucking good.

God.

Oh my god.

Yes, yes.

Oh my god.

Yes, right there.

Oh, fuck, yes.

Oh my god, yes, right there.

Fuck, yes, right there.

I gotta get out of here.

Fuck.

Oh my god, yes, yes, yes.

Fuck, I'm coming, oh my god.

Oh, fuck.

Come on, yes, yes, yes.

Fuck, yes.

Oh my god.

Fuck, this is so fucking cold.

Oh my god.

Oh, fuck.

Oh my god, this is so good.

You're gonna make me nervous.

Just keep doing it like that.

Just keep doing it like that.

Oh, fuck.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

Oh, fuck.

I'm gonna die.

Oh my god.

Please, come with me.

Oh my god.

Oh, oh, oh my god.

Come with me, come with me.

Right there, right there.

Right beside me, I'm gonna die.

I'm gonna die.

I'm gonna die.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

God, yes, yes.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

Oh, this is so good.

Oh my god.

Amazing.

Amazing.

Oh my god, this is gonna be a little trippy.

Oh, fuck.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

Oh, fucking look.

That is so good.

Good job.

Do you still want sausages for dinner, mom?