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Once upon a time,

there were three little girls
who went to the police academy.

And they were each assigned
very hazardous duties.

But I took them
away from all that,

and now they work for
me. My name is Charlie.

Hey!

Well, what kind of people
are the victims, Mr. Strauss?

Just people, Bosley.

No big-shots, no
super-rich people.

Just ordinary people.

This thing has happened
to every ship I've sent out

during the last six months.

Open steam valves.

Stairways collapsing.

Somebody disappearing
from aboard.

At least two incidents
on every voyage.

And you have no idea
who could be responsible?

An enemy maybe, or a competitor?

No, no one.

Every nickel I have
is in this company.

My company has a public
image of being jinxed,

so I have no passengers.

Without passengers, I'm ruined.

Is the insurance company
going to send an investigator

with your ship that
sails on Thursday?

No. But they did approve
sending for private investigators.

That is if I can talk you people
into sailing on a jinxed ship.

There's a significant
difference between this

and all the other high-risk
cases you've been on.

The other times, you
could walk, run or crawl

to the nearest exit,
but not this time.

Not even Angels can walk home

from the middle of
the Pacific Ocean.

So, it's your decision.

Well, Charlie, none of us has
ever been on an ocean cruise.

So, if we're going to take a
vote, I say we take the case.

How about you, Bree?

Uh...

Okay, I vote yes.

Kelly?

I vote yes.

If anybody is interested,
I vote yes also.

All right, Angels.

Then I suggest
you start packing.

I'll get the insurance
company reports.

Bosley, you check the
shipping company's logs,

see what you can find
by way of suspects.

Right.

Now after I've done
that, Charlie what then?

I don't think I'm
following you, Bosley.

I mean, when the ship
sails do I wave goodbye

from the dock or the deck?

Well, now I hadn't
thought about that.

Charlie, I think somebody
should stay here to watch the store.

You know, first class
accommodations

and delicious food, that
doesn't really interest you Bosley.

Jill's right, Charlie.

I don't think it'd be fair to
make Bosley go with us.

Why don't you vote on it?

I think we already have.

Well, not officially. How
do you vote, Bosley?

I am already outvoted.

I vote yes. I vote yes.

I vote yes.

Yes, what?

Yes, I stay here,
or yes, I go along?

Charlie, I think I'm going.

I'm not surprised, Bosley.

Oh, my God!

What's that, Bosley?

We have a visitor.

A visitor? Someone I know?

I don't think so, he's
deaf, dumb, and blind.

Somebody pinned a
mannequin to the door, Charlie.

With a note.

It says, do not sail
on the Belle Helene.

It's written in block
letters with a felt tip pen.

Well, that tells us one thing.

Yeah, that the murderer
knows who we are,

where to find us,

and that we're
working on this case.

All right,

let's find out who
our suspects are:

passengers, crew members,
anybody who was on board

through all those
deadly voyages.

Now according to the insurance

investigators' reports,
Cooper, the chief engineer

doesn't think there is a
killer. Suspects nobody.

Jerian Mayer.

She sings.

She's terrified, but
won't quit her job

because she needs the money.

She suspects
Cooper is the villain

because he knows
the ship so well.

Next, I've got Tom
Lavin, ship's purser.

He says he suspects
Jerian, the girl singer,

because she's the
least likely suspect.

And last is Harry Dana.

Mind-reader, fortune
teller and comedian.

He's told everybody and
anybody who will listen to him

that he knows who the
killer is. He's seen him.

Not with his eyes, in his mind.

He claims to have
clairvoyant powers.

The killer, according
to Harry, is six feet two,

weighs 190 pounds,
has blue eyes,

brown hair and a rugged chin.

Mm. Heaven!

Bon voyage, Angels.

Hello.

Welcome aboard the Belle
Helene. I'm Tod Lavin, your purser.

If you have any questions or
problems, do bring them to me.

You'll find that your luggage
has been placed in your cabins.

Check it to make sure that

nothing has been
misplaced or misrouted.

How soon do we sail?

Within the hour.

Um, where is everybody?

Well, the crew is making
ready to get underway

and the passengers are
in their cabins, I expect.

If you'll follow the stewards,

they will show you to
your accommodations.

Thank you very much.

Once we're underway, the
Captain invites you to join him

for pre-dinner cocktails
or champagne in the salon.

Tell the Captain thank
you very much, we accept.

Thank you. Thank you.

Hello, Charlie.

We're all aboard.

Fine. Hold on while
I call the Angels.

Hi, Charlie.

Hi, Charlie. It's Jill.

Hi, Charlie.

All right, team, we're
all on the line now.

How do you like your
ocean cruise so far?

Oh, fun. If you call
getting a threatening note

from the killer
while you're still tied

to the dock having fun.

I got one too. It
was in my suitcase.

Yeah, me too.

Mine was pinned to a lifejacket.

What do they say?

Mine says,

"Leave the ship now or learn
to be a long distance swimmer.

The life you save
will be your own."

Listen to this:

"Hi there, cutie.

"Among your planned
shipboard activities are screaming,

"pain and two
depressing funerals.

Won't that be fun?"

End of quote.

Kelly?

Oh, mine's brief
and to the point.

It reads, "Bon
voyage. You're dead."

Sabrina?

Says, uh,

"I love you. I'll prove it.
You won't like it. I don't care."

I don't think there's
much question

but that you're
dealing with someone

who's mentally deranged.

Well, deranged or not, nobody's
going to ruin my first cruise.

Mine either.

Just be careful, Angels.

There's no way to tell which
way this killer will move.

I don't care what anybody
says about a jinxed company.

Me and Mrs. Gow sailed on the
old Belle Helene 50 years ago,

more, huh?

It was on our honeymoon.

Of course we didn't have
champagne with the Captain

before supper that trip.

Appreciate it,
Captain, thank you.

Anyhow we was coming
on this anniversary cruise,

come hell or high water.

I do kind of feel strange,
being on a big boat

like this with no
more than us few on it.

Well, Mr. Gow., Mrs.
Gow., and to all of you,

I promise the only
difference between this cruise

and any other, will be the
lack of fellow passengers.

The service will be better.

And the food, drinks and
entertainment as good

or better than you've ever
known on shipboard before.

Here, here.

Would you propose
our first toast, Captain?

Yes.

To our esteemed
and heroic passengers.

May I propose a toast, Captain?

Of course, Mr. Armetage.

To three beautiful
women who, like angels,

by their presence, turned
what might have been

a desolate cruise into
an adventure in paradise.

Thank you.

My guess is he's the murderer.

How else would he know
that Charlie called us Angels?

Well, it could have
just been a coincidence.

He was trying to come
on to all three of us.

He needed a collective noun.

No way.

Or is "angels" a pronoun?

Any time I'm stuck I call
everything an adverbial phrase.

Yup, it's an adverbial phrase.

But first, "angels" is
a noun, and, second,

unless all the
circumstances were caused

by different hired killers,

there is no way that
Armetage can be a suspect.

I don't know.

He fits the Adonis description
Harry Dana, the clairvoyant,

gave of the murderer.

You know, there
could be several killers

rather than just one, Bosley.

That would make everybody
who worked or sailed

on any of the cruises a suspect

rather than just the four
who sailed on all of them.

Which means we have
to watch everybody.

Oh, I love working
to a full house.

Hey.

Boy, you people are terrific.

Well, as some of
you people may know

I have powers that
enable me to read minds.

To see into the
future, to see things

that have happened in the past
that I didn't even know about.

My name is Count Dracula.

Wait a minute,
I'm getting a name.

Uh, uh, Sally Hooper.

That mean anything to
anybody here? Sally Hooper?

Hey that's our
youngest daughter.

Her husband is in the
automobile business?

Right.

Well, mostly trucks.

Did you people know
she's expecting a baby?

No. That's right.

She's about three months
along now, it's going to be a boy.

Be the first boy in the family

since my brother
if you're right.

Oh, I am.

And he's going to have
brown eyes, just like his poppy.

Isn't that a mind blower?

Oh, it sure is. Nice of you
to feel that way there, pilgrim.

And what about the
rest of you pilgrims?

What else is going on out there?

Hey, wait a minute.

Somebody is thinking about me.

They're wondering
if a description

I gave of a certain
person is a Mr. Armetage.

Well, whoever you are, I
can't say yes can't say no.

It might be.

And, whoever you
are, say hello to Charlie.

And now ladies and gentlemen,
it's my great pleasure to...

No, Jill, it's not there, Jill.

You're looking
for your lipstick.

It's not in your purse.

It's in somebody's pocket.

It's in Bosley's pocket.

Would you check that, please?

Hey!

Thank you. I'd forgotten
I'd given it to him.

Terrific!

Thank you.

It's our policy to
entertain everybody

and now that you all
have been amazed,

it's time for you
to be enchanted.

And here to enchant
you and charm you

is the lovely, vivacious,
Miss Jerian Mayer.

Jeri...

♪ You are the
sunshine Of my life ♪

♪ That's while I'll
Always be around ♪

♪ You are the Apple of my eye ♪

♪ Forever you'll
stay In my heart ♪

♪ I feel like this
is The beginning ♪

♪ Though I've loved
you For a million years ♪

We've got the fire
under control, Captain.

It's a dummy.

Thank God.

Whose cabin is this, Tod?

Sabrina Duncan's, sir.

Smells like a chemical fire.

I didn't mind losing anything
except that new bikini.

It's the first one I ever had

that didn't feel like
it was going to fall off

at the wrong time.

Oh Bree, did you lock
your door when you left?

I'm sure I did.

The killer must have
keys to all our rooms.

Yeah, probably a master key.

Was your revolver in your cabin?

No, I had it with me.

We should keep
our guns with us now

that the killer's started
to play his game.

Listen, I've been thinking.

If the killer is going
to start setting fires,

we're really
playing into his hand

by having our
rooms in a cluster.

I mean, we're all in one place.

He could take one easy
move, check on all of us,

then go up to another deck
or even another passage,

and start a fire, be long
gone before we ever find out

about it and get there.

Yeah.

We have our own
set of master keys.

We could spread
out all over the ship.

Well, that way he wouldn't
know where we were.

It might slow him down.

I don't know if it's a good
thing to slow him down.

I mean you can't see a
snake when it's not moving.

But we ought to cover as
much of the ship as we can.

I'll stay on the top deck.

I'll take third class.

I'll take second.

I guess I'm stuck
with first class.

Poor baby.

Listen, drop me a line when
you can, will you please?

I live for your letters.

Man overboard!

Man overboard!

Man overboard!

Engines. All stop.

All engines stop.

Man in the Crow's Nest!

Is it Bosley?

Look out!

It's a dummy.

What's going on?

He doesn't have any clothes on!

Bosley.

Don't laugh at him.

Now look, I have been
thumped on the head.

I have been
stripped to the buff.

I have been embarrassed
beyond words.

Do I have to sit here
and wait for you three

to decide that the time is right
to make your jokes and laugh?

We're not going to
laugh at you, Bosley.

And we're not going
to make jokes either.

Jerian did want to know if
you were married though.

Oh, come on.

I'm sorry, Bosley.
I couldn't resist.

Well, let's get
down to business.

Okay.

You're right, Bos. Okay,
okay, let's talk about Jerian.

Now she could
have taken something

and hit you over the head.

But the question is,

is she strong enough to have
dragged you up onto the deck

and could she have done
what was done to you.

Oh, look!

Wait a minute, I was not
criminally assaulted you know.

Somebody just stole my pajamas.

Nothing else.

We are forgetting
something very important.

What?

The man overboard
warning that was sounded

just before Bosley
got hit on the head.

Now suppose this whole
thing was just a set-up

to take our attention away.

Yeah. Think about it.

Who checked to see if
anybody else was missing?

No one.

It's an elaborate
scheme, but it could be.

Look I'm going to
have the Captain

check the passengers and crew.

The line's dead.

Well maybe that's because
of the fire in Bree's cabin.

Yeah, or another stunt
perpetrated by the murderer.

Well, whatever
it is, the Captain's

going to have to make
sure nobody's missing.

I'll go see him now.

Okay, I'm going to check
out the dead telephone.

That is unless you need
me to hold your hand, Bosley.

I don't need that.

Take care of the baby.
Don't egg him on. Go on.

Go on. Oh boy.

"Here stands Fred Couper,
former chief engineer.

"He is a gift.

"Now you have one less suspect.

You're welcome."

Due to the present
circumstances,

I have no other choice
but to turn the responsibility

for your safety
over to Mr. Bosley,

who, for your information,
is a private investigator

hired by the owner
of the ship. Mr. Bosley.

Thank you, Captain.

As you all know by now,
two lives have been taken

during this voyage.

The chief engineer and one
of my associates, Kelly Garrett.

Up to this time,
there was no clue

to the killer's identity.

But now we have the means

of positively
identifying the murderer.

When the steam
valve was turned on,

two clear fingerprints
were left on the metal.

No, we don't have the
equipment to remove those prints,

but we can easily compare
them to the samples

and that way,
identify the killer.

Now with Captain's permission,
we have called you all here

together to ask for
samples of your fingerprints.

Now, we cannot compel
you to give them to us,

but because the
danger is so clear,

we will be forced to lock
anyone who refuses in their cabin,

until we reach port
which at that time,

the police will take
those fingerprints

and make the comparisons.

When you have given
us your fingerprints,

please go to your
cabins and remain there

until you are notified.

Do not, for any reason,
go into the passage

where the steam
valve is located.

All right, we'll try to do
this as quickly as we can.

Well, that's the last of them.

Now we see what happens.

Jill, someone's coming.

It worked.

Hold it!

Hold it!

Okay, okay, okay, okay.

Kelly! Kelly, are you all right?

Come on, come on. Let's go.

Okay, Jill come with me.

Water, water, water,
water everywhere

but not a drop to drink.

Watch your step ladies
this boat is about to sink.

That's not a bad
Rex Harrison, huh.

Well, you got me,

but that's not going to keep
this boat from blowing up.

Hey, Kirk, do you know why

they're asking me all
these questions, Kirk?

No, Burt, what are they
asking you all the questions for?

Because, Kirk, they
want me to tell them

about the bombs I got
planted on this boat.

Ah, but I swear to you
I'm not going to tell them

about the bombs, Kirk.

Harry, you know
if the ship blows,

you'll go with it.

Ah! Did you hear that, Kirk?

If this ship blows
up, we go with it.

Then we better check
out of our rooms tonight.

Oh, no, not me. Why not?

My rent's paid until tomorrow.

I've been dead, lady
for two years already.

You don't look dead, Harry.

You don't sound dead, either.

If I don't look dead,
and I don't sound dead

I must be the living dead.

Won't you come with me, I
promise to make you well again.

Igor.

Doesn't it bother you?

Killing all these
innocent people?

Innocent, innocent, what
are you talking about innocent.

There's no such
thing as innocence.

No innocent people
today. Not anymore.

You understand what
I'm telling you? Ten-four.

And you won't tell us
why you're doing it?

Why?

Why? How can you ask why?

You're a soldier, this
is war, I'm your general.

There's no time for why.

What's done is done,
and once we've all perished

in that moment of flame,

we have not time to
ask ourselves why.

It's gone, finished,

ended like the morning mist
in the searing and angry sun.

Yes.

That must be my wake-up call.

I'll be right there.

That's funny.

Shouldn't you tell us when
this explosion is going to be?

I mean, that way we can
sweat, and worry about it

and suffer a
little more for you.

I'm not a sadist.

Now granted, I had you
people sweating a little,

but that's, that's to keep
you running around in circles

long enough for me to...

Almost got me to say
something, didn't you?

Well, I'll tell you what,
you're the detectives

and you really should have
some kind of clue to work with.

Well, we'd appreciate
any little thing, Harry.

Bop, bop, bop, bop, well now.

Pray tell what's a big beautiful
blue-eyed blonde like you

doing on a big
beautiful boat like this.

Got to look out now.

Big beautiful boat's got
three big beautiful bombs on it.

Going to go boom, boom, boom.

Boom, boom, boom.

Okay, if these
bombs are so intricate

that just by somebody touching
them it's going to set them off,

why don't you tell
us where they are?

Because.

Because.

Because Ma's dead.

Ma's dead.

And besides somebody
has to answer the door.

You don't believe...

You don't believe me
that I know things do you?

You found one of my
bombs! Right, Captain?

Yes, I did, Harry.

Yeah you found the one
that's in the forward hull,

is that right? That's right.

Yeah, well, all right
let's really hear it

for the terrific
mind reader here.

It's a great display of talent.

All right, come on.

Okay, Harry how did you
know that he found the bomb,

how did you know where it was?

Because I have the
power to read minds!

I can see things that
happen in the future!

And so saying, he sat back
and they were all amazed.

He sat back and watched the
dumb looks on all their faces

and he was amused.

Are you really insane or do
you just want us to think you are?

Let me put it this
way, Nurse Ratched.

If you ask me, you're the one

that's a little bit
crazy around here.

That's right. You're the one
that's lost touch with reality.

The one that can't
function on a societal level.

In fact I had a discussion
about that very thing last night

with my bunk mate Napoleon.

That's right, what you
see here isn't insanity.

It's just an occasional
outburst of anger, that's all.

What makes you so angry?

What makes me angry?

It's 4:30. What
time have you got?

It's 4:30.

Terrific.

All right, I'm ready.

Suppose you tell me why
and I'll tell you anything now

that I wouldn't tell
you a few minutes ago.

At exactly 4:28

we passed the
point of no return.

The halfway point.

Miles from nowhere.

If the Coast Guard was
to send jet planes out to us

they'd never get here in time.

Where are the
other bombs, Harry?

How many are there?

First, I'm going
to tell you about

something you don't
really care to know about.

But I care, so I'm
going to tell it anyway.

Tell us, Harry.

Once upon a time,

I was in an automobile accident

and that was the...

greatest thing that
ever happened to me.

Me, Harry Dana, comic, because,

because when I
woke up in the hospital,

now whether you
believe this or not,

I suddenly had the
power to read minds.

I could see into the future.

I could see things that
happened in the past

that I didn't even know about.

Well, I went to a
certain Mr. John Strauss,

my employer, the owner
of this shipping line.

I told him about it and
he laughed and uh,

and I told him I wasn't joking.

I asked him to set up
a foundation so I could

get monies to
develop this... talent.

And he said that he
didn't have the money.

He said that he was willing

to let me out of my
contract anytime I wanted.

A hypocrite.

I didn't realize what
he'd done to me.

Well, it didn't seem that
important but, as time went on,

I saw some people at
banks and foundations

and they all refused

to help me out.

They refused to help
me with this work.

And then it started
to dawn on me.

One after another, "No, no, no."

It had to be because of Strauss.

He didn't... They were
friends of his and he...

He didn't want them to help me.

He wanted to keep me.

Sure, pop comedian
Harry Dana on his boat.

He wasn't about to let me alone.

He killed me then and he
left part of me alive to know it.

Now I'm doing the...

The same thing to him.

Where are the bombs, Harry?

Well, my little chickadee.

The first bomb is
in the forward hold.

Where the good
Captain found it. Yes.

Where are the other bombs?

Oh, the second bomb,
Jill, you'll find amidships.

In the small fan
room. That's right.

And the third bomb...

Don't tell them, Harry,
where the third bomb is.

What's the difference.

It's too late for them to do
anything about it anyway.

The third bomb
is in the antipasto.

It's not really
in the antipasto,

but I do so enjoy saying

antipasto.

The third and final bomb,

my children, is hidden
inside the big, black bird.

The Maltese Falcon,
my prized possession.

And as you've
probably suspected,

the bird is hidden in
the back boiler room

against the boiler.

Run my children, run.

Man the lifeboats.

This boat is going to
blow to smithereens!

Forever, me and my bird!

Set a guard outside
Mr. Bosley's cabin,

then assemble all the
passengers and crew

on deck and have them stand
by the lifeboats, Mr. Lavin.

The bombs are due to
explode in the next half hour.

Captain, there are no lifeboats.

The bungs have been pulled

and the rubber rafts
have been slashed.

You keep that to yourself,
but make sure that everyone

has a life jacket in the event

that we have to
go over the side.

Yes, sir.

Well, we've located
the three bombs

and the Angels are babysitting.

Good. I've got a relay set up

with Marsh and the bomb squad.

We can talk to you.
You relay to the Angels.

Are you sure there's
no one on board

with bomb disposal
experience, Bosley?

The Captain says no.

The basic work the Angels
did at the Police Academy

makes them the closest thing

to bomb experts
we have on board.

I hate to butt in,

but we're wasting
one hell of a lot of time,

particularly since we don't
know how much we've got.

Has the ship stopped?

Already done.

Okay. Ask them to
describe the bomb, Bosley.

Hello, Angels.

Marsh needs a
description of the bomb.

The timing mechanism is blind.

It's in a small metal box

with four screws
holding the lid down.

There's a yellow
light and a red light.

The yellow light's on.

There are seven
protruding wires,

color-keyed, red, green, yellow,

green and white striped, black,

blue and white
striped and white.

The timing mechanism sits
on top of a bundle of dynamite.

It's fastened down
with electrician's tape

and it sits on a leveling base
that looks like modeling clay.

Your nut knows what he's doing.

All right.

Somebody tell me how
the wires go to the dynamite.

Do they pass through
the modeling clay?

No. They go around it and
they disappear underneath.

All the wires or just some?

All of them.

The odds are some
of them are decoys.

All right now, put your
hand gently on the metal box

over the timing mechanism.

Now only one of you do that.

Okay, I will.

All right. Easy.

Now just barely touch it.

Then tell me about it.

Is it warm?

A little warm and
there's a slight vibration.

Is the vibration metric?

Like a clock?

No.

It's steady but it
doesn't feel like a clock.

The sensation is, uh,
is more like. What, uh...

Like a tuning fork looks,
you know what I mean?

Close enough.

All right.

Now take your hand
off the bomb, Sabrina.

Jill, one at a time,

touch the wires but don't make
any contact with the metal box.

Then tell me about it.

Okay.

The red wire.

Cool. There's no vibration.

The green and
white striped wire,

no vibration,

but it's warm.

The black wire,

cool,

no vibration.

The white wire,

slight vibration,

warm... Slightly warm.

The green wire,

no vibration.

Cool. No, no wait.

It's warm.

The blue and white striped,

slight,

yes, there's a slight vibration.

Cool. No heat.

Yellow.

Cool.

No vibration.

I'll lay you 50 to one the
guy who built this bomb

is color-blind.

According to his
personnel file, he is.

How did you know that?

He keyed on the white wire.

Now who hasn't been
the guinea pig yet?

You, Kelly?

My turn.

You get to lift the timing box.

Lift it slow and easy.

The instant you feel
any kind of tension, stop.

Then tell me how high
above the cradle the box is.

Got it?

Got it.

An inch.

Maybe a little less.

Call it an inch.

Ease it back down.

Then tell me when
it's back in place.

It's down.

All right. Now,
there are four moves.

The first three are no problem,

because it doesn't
make any difference

whether I'm right or wrong.

The last one, if I'm
right it's dangerous.

If I'm wrong, it's a disaster.

First, snip the
blue and white wire

but make sure the
tool you are using

isn't touching anything else,

then clear it in
both directions.

Done.

Done.

Done.

Now do the same
thing to the red wire

and then the yellow wire.

In that order,

same precautions.

The red light just went on.

No problem.

Done.

Done.

Done.

All right. Now
comes the juicy one.

If you’ve got what
I think you've got,

there are only
two possibilities.

When you snip the white
wire, the thing goes boom.

If it doesn't go boom,

you've got somewhere between
10 seconds and one minute

to get rid of it!

What I'm saying
is, no matter what,

that thing is going to blow,

so before you
snip the white wire,

get hold of the whole works,

and make damn sure you
have a path clear to the rail.

Well are we clear
to the rail, Bosley?

Captain?

The passengers and crew are
amidships on the starboard side.

There's nothing in your
way to the port side.

Hey, uh...

Look, um...

Let's all do it at
the same time.

That way, if we go, you
know, we'll all go together.

I'm ready.

I guess I'm as
ready as I'll ever be.

Shall we go on three?

One.

Two.

Three.

Charlie, we'd like to
take the plane back

but if we take Harry ashore,
we'll have the legal hassle

of deportation to deal with.

And that won't really do what we
were hired by Mr. Strauss to do.

But more important, Charlie,

if we don't come back by boat,
we may not come back at all.

All right, Angels.

You can stay.

But I must warn you,

an ocean voyage
can get very boring

unless you have
some sort of activity.

Oh, don't you worry
about that, Charlie.

We have an activity planned.

In fact it's one of the
best loved by man.

I'm not following you, Angels.

Think about it, Charlie.

Just think about it.

Bye, Charlie.

Thank you.

We'll be gentle.