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once upon a time, there Were three little girl s

who wen t to the Pol ice academy.

and they were each assigned

very hazardous duties.

bu t I took them a Wa y from al l that,

and no w they work for Me. My name is charlie.

Still trying for the 25-hour day, danworth?

Some kid on a motorcycle Just tried to disprove

A basic law of physics.

A human head through a Telephone pole won't go.

Well, a chief surgeon Who never sleeps

Won't go either... Not For much longer anyway.

Tom, believe me, I've been an Administrator long enough

To recognize the signs.

Okay, okay, I'll put it to bed.

Hey, aren't you Forgetting something?

What?

Your turn to shut down.

Oh, right.

Hey, mason.

Talking about brain surgery,

I happen to know this Quaint little place

That serves a great pizza.

Quincy, save the Slap and the tickle

For the student nurses, okay?

Hi.

Who is it?

I said, who is it?

Hey, what's the matter?

The first attack Was last week...

A student nurse In the same ward,

And the man wore the Same kind of surgical mask,

So she couldn't Describe him to the police.

I figured the first one Was an isolated incident.

But after last night, I Don't know what to think.

and in bo th ca ses, ed,

did the women manage to Get away from their attacker?

Luckily, yes.

But I've got to Tell you, charlie,

the word 's ou t,

and I've got a lot of very Frightened women on my hands.

Rape is a very frightening word.

Angels, any idea On how to proceed?

Jill and I thought we might Go in as student nurses.

I could go in as a reporter For a medical journal,

And that way I could ask

A lot of questions Without sounding like a cop.

Good.

I'm going to run a Computer dossier

On the male personnel At the hospital,

also on all male Ambulatory patients.

Charlie, I have an idea.

Lately, bosley's Been complaining

More and more about his toe.

ah, yes.

yes, it was diagnosed as A bone spur, as I recall.

I think it's about time He had it tended to.

Listen, that's a very Small bone spur.

I'm sure it'll get tired of Annoying me and go away.

Wait a minute, Bosley as a patient?

That's a perfect cover.

It's a very simple Surgery, bosley.

Please, that is one of My unfavorite words.

Bosley, you're not afraid Of going under the knife.

That is another of My unfavorite words.

bosley, I agree with the girls. You should be hospitalized.

besides, with that cover,

you can report to me On a moment's notice.

All right, all right. I Will admit myself, charlie.

I will lie there and Pretend to be a patient.

But no one has ever violated My body with a sharp instrument,

And no one's starting now.

It's okay, honey.

No, it's not okay, honey.

Ha-ha-ha-ha.

Hi. Do you mind?

I'm jill munroe.

I'm farragut, and she's mason.

I know. I wanted to Talk to the two of you.

About what?

Well, I'm new here,

And I'm a little scared.

I just heard about What happened to you.

What about it?

Well, I'm not so sure I want to train here

With this kind of Stuff going on.

Well, rape isn't Exactly a regular part

Of our curriculum here.

Oh. Do you have Any idea who it was,

Or why he picked you?

I don't know.

Maybe he heard Blonds have more fun.

Yeah, I used to be a blond.

Never helped me much.

Gee, you two are Sure taking it well.

Aren't you scared?

We're not really Thrilled about it.

Well, what about you?

Did you see anything?

Who was there with you Just before it happened?

Well, there were some nurses

And dr. Danworth... Tom danworth.

And he was the only man?

Yeah, as I recall.

No, there was quincy, The kissing intern.

The kissing intern?

Yeah, the guy over There in the corner.

I'm late. Got to make rounds.

See you later.

If he starts talking about Pizza, run for your life.

Thank you.

- see ya. - okay.

You rang?

Did I?

Well, I heard something.

New girl in town, right?

And not a soul to Tell my troubles to.

Aw.

Aw.

I tell you what.

I know this place,

This quaint little Place that serves pizza.

That's original.

Check with you after midnight?

Okay. I'll be Counting the minutes.

Hey, me too.

Bye.

Bye.

- aah! - sore?

Not really.

Then why are you yelling?

Was I yelling?

I think that bone spur has Caused a low-grade infection.

"Low-grade"? What Does that mean?

As opposed to high-grade.

Is that dangerous? I Mean, could a person...?

Don't worry about it.

I'll prescribe some antibiotics.

We'll delay surgery for a while.

Fine. Say about 60 years?

How come I get the feeling You're not happy here?

Because you're Extremely perceptive.

Bosley, you're displaying A certain lack of courage.

Yes, well, someone is displaying

A flagrant case of overkill.

Danworth is chief surgeon here.

His talents are Wasted on my toe.

Bosley, we arranged for Danworth to be your physician.

We also arranged for you To be in this particular room.

Why danworth? And why this room?

A man named halvorsen Occupies that bed.

He was seen near the operating Theater about the same time

The attack took place,

And danworth had just Finished emergency surgery

In the theater.

Wait a minute.

Are you saying that They are suspects?

I'm saying they might give us Some kind of handle on this.

The trick is to question them

So they won't realize They're being questioned.

Aha. I see.

What we need is a sharp Eye and a deft, clever tongue.

That would be wonderful, bosley,

But meanwhile, see what you Can find out without blowing it.

Okay?

You think you can handle it?

Oh, you got the right room.

Easiest ride you ever had.

All right, come on, king Kong, get in the sheets.

Please! It's bad Enough my belly aches.

Don't make me look head-on Into that ugly face of yours.

You know, halvorsen,

You haven't been Here 24 hours yet,

And already it feels Like three weeks.

Why don't you fly down To the maternity ward

And scare some children.

Oh-ho-ho. A comedian.

In the sack.

Aah!

Aah!

My god!

I thought it was a baby white!

Baby white?

Shark!

But it's just the Color of your legs.

No matter, though.

It seems to match The rest of your body.

What are you in for, A skin transplant?

What are you in for, A mouth transplant?

I'll be dipped.

A landlubber with A flash of spunk.

And I take it that you are A seaman of some sort?

Temporarily landlocked with An inflamed something or other.

Welcome aboard, whitey.

Bosley.

Whatever.

And you're halvorsen.

How'd you know that?

Your chart.

Oh, yeah. Right.

You've got a keen eye, whitey.

Bosley!

Okay, mr. Bosley, bums up.

I beg your pardon.

This is for you. Roll over.

Are you suggesting That I expose my posterior

To a total stranger?

Well, once you've done it, we Won't be strangers, will we?

Listen, I'm feeling A lot better.

I think maybe I'll just Get my clothes on...

Aah!

There you are.

Ooh.

Madam, you are a sadist.

That's right.

Whitey, you're tuna-livered.

Halvorsen,

You are a blunt instrument.

It's farragut! She's hurt!

Are you all right?

What happened?

Easy, take it easy.

Oh, he wore a surgical mask.

Did you see anything?

No, he was already Out the window.

All right, what's over there?

Just the executive offices.

It's okay.

What is it?

I don't know.

Somebody left a calling card.

Three attempted Rapes in two weeks.

By tomorrow morning,

This hospital could be in A complete state of panic.

The police will be through Talking to farragut

In a few minutes.

When they are, I'll Stay close to her.

You can't keep farragut

From talking about What happened tonight.

Well, I'm going to have to try,

'cause we can't do our job if Things go crazy around here.

Those yellow capsules We found... What are they?

Hycodroxine.

It's a new drug Being tested here.

What are they used for?

Basically, it's from The amphetamine group,

A sort of respectable upper.

In our profession, there's A tremendous amount

Of stress, fatigue.

Could it cause Emotional side effects?

That depends on the dosage

And the mental condition Of the person taking it.

Do any of your staff Use hycodroxine?

Yes, I suppose some of them do.

But not to excess.

How can you be sure?

We keep a very careful Record of our drugs...

How they're dispensed And who uses them.

Anyone writing unusually Heavy prescriptions...

Well, it'd be called To my attention.

The orderly who saw the Man who attacked farragut

Said he ran across the grounds

Toward the Administration building.

Now, dr. Danworth's Office is in that building.

I think I better give Dr. Danworth's office

A quick examination.

That's a good idea.

And maybe you'll find some Of those yellow capsules.

You know, I've been Watching danworth.

The man is tired... Maybe close to the edge.

Oh, wait a minute.

Time for my date with Our other suspect,

- the kissing intern. - nervous type?

I'm going to try to find out Where all that's coming from.

Well, he just may Not want to show you.

Well, I'll have to Push a little then.

Don't push too hard.

I won't.

So this is the quaint Little pizza place?

The very same.

Just like a breath of italy Right in our own backyard.

Well, I'm glad you like it.

Mozzarella, Anchovies and peppers.

Oh, great.

It's the house special.

Oh.

A bit of the grape, my dear?

Uh-huh.

And do you treat all Your girls this lavishly?

Well, would you believe

That you are the very first Guest of the villa quincy?

No.

I didn't think so.

Would you believe You're the second?

How about the third?

Would you believe it Doesn't matter if I'm the 15th?

All right.

I didn't hit on you

Because I like pizzas With anchovies.

Do you know that's A microwave oven?

Cooks up in three minutes.

How many minutes does it Take you to start cooking?

Boy, you certainly Don't give a fella

A chance to breathe, do you?

Cute. That's cute.

What's the rush?

You brought me here.

Where are you coming from?

Do you like girls or not?

That's a dumb question. Of course I like girls.

Oh, I was beginning to wonder.

You look like you're about To jump out of your skin.

Wait a minute. Wait a minute.

I've got my own way Of operating, all right?

Oh, that's right.

You're the guy with the Big reputation on the ward.

So you must know some Moves you can show me, right?

Yeah, right.

So, what's stopping you?

Ow!

Mmm.

It's okay.

Ow!

Kelly.

Can you hold this?

Sure. How'd it go with The kissing intern?

Oh, kind of sad, actually.

You know that don Juan image he's peddling?

It crumbles in the clutch.

Libido trouble?

Well, I think he likes girls.

He just doesn't Know how to handle it.

Which could make a Don juan pretty angry

With the ladies, right?

Maybe even enough To attempt rape.

There's the word... "Attempt."

Three attempted rapes.

I'm thinking the same thing.

Jill.

Oh, no.

You better go get a doctor.

Are you all right?

Hey, you okay? What happened?

Yeah. He got away.

Who? Who got away?

I don't know. A man... He had on a mask.

Strike two.

Yeah, one more and we're out.

Oh, boy.

Here comes sabrina.

Let me guess.

A lot of little yellow Capsules missing, right?

An armload of hycodroxine.

When I was searching Danworth's office,

There were empty Hycodroxine bottles.

Maybe I ought to look again For a sudden new supply.

That's a good idea.

While you do that,

I'm going to look Up the kissing intern,

Try to find out where he was When the drugs disappeared.

Listen, last night, 11:30, I woke up

And halvorsen was Slipping back into the room.

11:30?

That was just after Farragut was attacked.

Halvorsen's an odd sort.

You know, he could have a Grudge against nurses in general.

Or maybe farragut in particular.

Now, if he was cleverly And deftly interrogated...

That's a good idea, bos.

Only trouble is, you're The one who's closest to him,

So you'll have to do it.

Oh, that's amusing. That is very amusing.

Bosley, you better Get back to your room.

Charlie's sending over that Computer material this morning.

Yeah.

Oh, you're right.

Thanks.

I'll see you later on.

Yeah.

My teeth feel like they Got little sweaters on them.

Bosley? John bosley?

Other bed.

I'll have to get Somebody to sign for this.

I'll sign.

Thank you.

Oh, halvorsen, Get some hate mail?

Good morning, fager.

I see you had your ugly sleep.

Take this.

What is it?

Poison.

If you want to kill me,

Why don't you just stand there A minute and let me look at you?

Now what is that?

It's a sleeping pill.

It's daylight, You silly old bat.

What do I need With a sleeping pill?

So that you'll be drowsy

When the surgical Prep team gets here.

- the surgical what? - that's right.

We got back the results Of your tests. You flunked.

Dr. Woodville is going To take out your appendix.

Who the devil is dr. Woodville?

You'll meet him in surgery.

Over my dead body.

Ha! I should get that lucky.

Here. This is for you.

What's that?

Dr. Danworth is going to Put you on oral antibiotics,

Rather than the needle.

You know, if I was Around you much more,

I would give you poison.

If you were around Oftener, he'd take it!

Well, another Country heard from.

Somebody dropped that off.

Yeah.

I'm sure you realize

Mr. Main is really Very upset about this.

He'd like to keep a low Profile on the whole incident,

And I've agreed to that.

It's not main's fault What's happened.

I'm not going to advertise.

Well, I'm sure he'll Appreciate that.

Do you think the drug Theft was tied into this?

I think it's very possible, yes.

Do you know what Drug was stolen?

Yes, it was hycodroxine.

Hycodroxine?

Yes. Why, does that Mean something to you?

No.

Well, you reacted Rather strangely.

I'm sorry.

Look, it's none of my business.

If you know something...

I don't. I don't know anything.

I think you do.

Look, I don't want to Get anybody in trouble.

I mean, even Somebody I don't like.

You mean dr. Danworth?

I didn't say that.

Was dr. Danworth acting Strangely last night

During surgery? Was he upset?

Look, um...

It could be very, Very important.

He's been very odd.

He's been that way lately.

Yeah, I've seen Him taking a drug.

Hycodroxine?

Look, I've said enough already.

Let's not talk about This anymore, okay?

Okay, okay.

How you feeling, farragut?

Hanging in. Have You met ted blain?

Well, not really.

- I'm sabrina duncan. - hi.

She's a writer. Better Watch what you say.

Oh, you're writing About this place.

That's the general idea.

Well, you're getting Plenty to write about.

Unfortunately.

Have you been released?

Oh.

Bosley.

Hey, bosley, I brought You a magazine.

Bosley!

Sablina. Oh,

I'm glad to see you.

I'm glad to see you too, bosley.

Charlie sent over The compooter...

Compooter... I mean, the

Computer readout.

I can't seem to wake Up this morning.

But look here.

Several years ago, dr. Danworth

Was a defendant in a mal...

Malprac... Malpractice suit.

Man's name was mcduff.

He died.

George mcduff.

"George mcduff. Wife... Marion mcduff.

"Son... Theodore mcduff.

"Presently using the name of...

Ted blain"?

My orderly.

Bosley, I think we just Made a giant step forward.

Yeah, exciting.

Yes, thrilling.

Hey, bosley, do You think if we...?

Bosley?

Bosley?

Yeah, we got one More after this.

Hey, how you doin'?

Halvorsen, right?

Halvorsen's right.

Halvorsen. Halvorsen.

All right, george halvorsen.

Turn him over. Yeah.

Take your pick.

Hey, what are you doing?

Didn't they tell You? I'm on the pill.

I'm on the pill.

Wise move.

You're a little too Old to be a mother.

- ready? - ready.

Wait. Where we going?

Surgery's on the sixth floor.

Surgery? Oh, god, no.

Wait a minute. Wait a minute.

I just came in for a hangnail.

Just a hangnail. Just a hangnail!

Relax. Dr. Woodville will Take care of everything.

Woodville?

Yeah, he's not too bad.

Huh?

Yeah, when he's Sober, he's terrific.

Sober, sober?

A vendetta against dr. Danworth?

I don't know. Think about It. Ted's father's dead.

Dr. Danworth's found Innocent in a malpractice suit.

So theodore mcduff, Alias ted blain,

Comes to this hospital

To set up a frame Against danworth.

Total character assassination.

Wait. Are you saying He's responsible?

Attempted rape? The drug theft? Ted?

Well, it's a Possibility, isn't it?

We're guessing. We've Got to have more to go on.

You're right. I'll Tell you what.

Why don't you find kelly. Tell her what's happened.

Then you go to work on danworth.

I'll try to find Mr. Mcduff, alias ted blain,

See if I can get him To trip on his tongue

Without tipping our hand.

Be careful, okay?

Yeah.

Take 'em.

I said, take 'em!

Dr. Danworth.

Jill!

Kelly!

Kelly!

Kelly!

Kelly!

Kelly!

- you okay? - yeah.

Who is it?

It's nurse farragut.

- oh, hi, ted. Excuse me. - oh, hi.

Thank you very much.

You got a minute You can talk to me?

Sure, if you don't mind Walking while we do it.

No, no, old reporter's trick...

Feet and mouth Work at the same time.

I've got to see the chief Engineer down in the basement.

Can't seem to get the Air conditioning cooking.

Going up?

No, down. Sorry.

So, what's on your mind?

Well, what I would like to do

Is write a human-interest piece.

Now, I'd like to use an orderly,

Such as yourself,

In a large hospital In a large city.

I'd like to get your Reactions to the conditions

That you work under,

To the people That you work with,

The doctors, the nurses, Et cetera, et cetera.

You mean, hearing how it is With one of the little people?

Do you think of yourself As one of the little people?

No, not anymore.

Do you know why?

No, no, I don't.

Because, uh...

I corrected an injustice.

An injustice?

Why don't you stop Playing this game with me?

You know what I'm talking about.

No, I don't.

Sure you do.

Dr. Danworth killed my father,

And now we are killing him.

Both ways.

Just like he did to my father.

He dies,

And he dies in disgrace.

Hold it!

Drop it.

You all right?

How's danworth?

He's okay.

Thanks, charlie.

Well, charlie just found Out why halvorsen ran out.

Alimony problems With an ex-wife.

Thought we were working for her.

Those midnight calls... He Was just trying to ship out.

Oh, what happened With farragut and blain?

You mean mrs. George mcduff

And son theodore mcduff?

It all goes back to That malpractice suit

In charlie's report.

Come on.

So ted and his mother not Only wanted danworth dead,

They wanted him disgraced.

Mm-hmm.

And that's why they Staged the attempted rapes.

That's right.

Gee.

Hey, hold on a second.

Bosley?

Oh, no.

Bosley!

Sablina!

- bosley, you did it! - bosley had his surgery!

We're so proud of you.

- who they talking to? - who are you talking to?

We're talking to him.

Who do you think We're talking to?

Boy, they're good. They Didn't even leave a mark.

I don't see any stitches. Where are the stitches?

- in his side. Where else? - in his side?

What are the stitches Doing in his side?

What's wrong? What happened?

Nothing's wrong. Everything came out fine.

What came out?

His appendix.

Oh, my god!

His appendix?!

Bosley, why did you let Them take your appendix out?

I don't know.

Why do you people Keep calling him bosley?

Because that's his Name, you dummy!

"Halvorsen."

See? Halvorsen. Huh?

Bosley, what are you Doing with halvorsen's id on?

I don't know.

You mean he's not halvorsen?

No! He's not halvorsen! His name is bosley.

John bosley.

He came in to have Surgery on his toe.

You took his appendix out.

Well, you can't win 'em all.

Excuse me.

Where we going now?

Um...