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once upon a time,

there were three little girl s
Who went to the police academy.

and they were each assigned
Very hazardous duties.

but I took them
Away from all that,

and now they work for
Me. My name is charlie.

Mr. Mallin, your office safe

Has just been opened
And some money taken.

Have you called the police?

I didn't think you'd want me to.

It was your wife, mr. Mallin.

what about tina mal
L in's background?

She did some work
As a bit actress.

She worked a lot
When she was available,

But she hasn't worked since
She's been married to mallin.

I checked her with
The police departments.

No arrests. Not even any
Outstanding traffic tickets.

what was the last you
Heard from sabrina?

She followed mrs.
Mallin to a beauty shop,

Then to a department store.

Mrs. Mallin picked out
A fur coat, signed for it,

And took it with
Her when she left.

Didn't even leave it to be
Monogrammed on the lining.

Hold on one, charlie. Yeah.

bosley.

Mrs. Mallin just went
Into the poker palace,

And on her way here
She took her new fur coat

To a pawn shop on
Calvin avenue... 862 west.

She hocked it.

What did the pawnbroker say?

that mrs. Mallin's a regular...

like once a month for
The la s t three months.

She comes in here
With a brand-new mink

Or a diamond ring.

Once she even came in
With a marquise emerald.

She goes in once a month?

second tuesday of the
Month, like clockwork.

Look, that's all I got for now.

I'm going to go in and
Watch her play cards.

We'll come watch with you, bree.

That's a good idea.

We watch for
Cheats from up here.

The customers that know about it

Really appreciate
The protection.

Does she always play
With the same three people?

Ever since they
Started to come in here

About five or six months ago.

Same players, same table.
Second tuesday of the month.

Have any idea how much
Money's in that game?

That's none of our business.
We just rent them the tables.

So much a half-hour.

But it looks rich to me.

It does, huh?

Here comes my
Ground-level recon team.

Excuse me.

I saw the empty
Chair. Mind if I sit in?

Sorry, pretty. That
One's for a friend.

I can be a friend.

Two cards, please.

Yeah, but this one has a
Mustache and drives a truck.

Struck out.

Maybe I'm not the
World's best card player,

But that lady... Look at her.

Tell me if the way she's
Playing makes sense to you.

Did you see what she just did?

She just raised
And then she folded

With three kings in a
Five-card draw game.

She's bananas.

I can't believe it.

Well, I watched her through
A one-way glass ceiling.

I saw her cards.

She's a good player.

She's so much better than I am

That she won't even
Play a hand of gin with me.

She remembers all the
Cards. She beats me every time.

Does that sound like
Someone who raises

And then tosses in three kings?

No, it doesn't, but
That's what she did.

All right. Then find out
Why she's gambling like this.

Well, it might help,
Mr. Mallin, if you could

Give us some personal
Details of your relationship.

Personal?

What can I tell you? I love her.

I think she loves me.

I know she loves me.

She wouldn't do
Anything to hurt me.

But she is.

Yes, she is.

So, please...

Please find out why.

what have we got on
The other poker players

mrs. Mallin was playing with?

I checked out the woman.
Her name is naddy samuels.

She's married to hugh samuels.

Now, he's another
Player at the table.

The third player
Is sidney carver,

A truck driver, la.
To new york run.

what about the samuels couple?

Well, they own a small
Boutique in westwood,

And he also works as a waiter

In a french restaurant
In santa monica.

Considering mrs.
Mallin's losses,

Their financial situation
Makes no sense at all.

The day after each game,

They deposit only
$1,000 to their account.

Never more, never less.

what about carver,
The truck driver?

He deposits a thousand, too.

what do you suppose happens
To the rest of the money?

We don't know.

We have learned one thing
That could tie mrs. Mallin

To samuels and the truck driver.

Mrs. Mallin was a dancer
In the chorus line at...

Mr. And mrs. Samuels worked
As a waiter and a waitress at...

Sidney carver makes weekly
Deliveries on wednesdays to...

The versailles
Hotel in las vegas.

Which is the only
Person, place, or thing

That they all four
Have in common.

And if we were
Right in the beginning

In thinking this was blackmail,

The versailles could
Be where it all started.

If the blackmailer isn't
One of the poker players

But somebody still
At the versailles,

That explains what happens

To the rest of the
Money mrs. Mallin loses.

Sid takes it to vegas on
His run and drops it off.

then you think the poker game

is the way mrs. Mallin pays
Her blackmail installments?

Well, it's the only way
Her losing in those games

Makes any sense, charlie.

It also explains
The samuels and sid

Only getting $1,000
Of their winnings

As a cut as collectors.

all right. That's the
Trail we have to follow.

you'll all have
To go up to vegas.

Only problem is, we
Don't have any real lead

Once we get there.

Charlie, we've got
To talk to mrs. Mallin.

Without that, we could
Spend six months in vegas

And come back with
Nothing but a suntan.

that's more than a lot
Of people come back with.

I'll call mallin and tell him.

And since we represent
The insurance company

That covers your husband,
His office, and his corporation,

The investigation of
The robbery fell to us.

This is ridiculous.

Mrs. Mallin, your
Fingerprints were found

On the inside of
Your husband's safe.

Why would I rob my own husband?

That's the question
That we're here

To get the answer for,
Mrs. Mallin. Why did you?

We think you're
Being blackmailed.

That's even more
Absurd, mr. Bosley.

Mrs. Mallin, we know about
The monthly poker games

At table nine at
The poker palace.

Poker's legal in that county.

Yes, it is.

But good players
Don't usually lose.

And you're a good card player.

Anyone could have a
Streak of bad luck. I did.

Mrs. Mallin, your
Husband's account

Is worth more to us

Than the money
You've taken. So far.

But not with a black
Cloud hanging over you.

Unless you let us help
You, we'll have no choice

But to inform your
Husband, his company,

And prosecute you
For the $22,000 loss.

You're blackmailing me, too!

Someone...

Sent pictures of
Me in a hotel room

Taken five years
Ago in las vegas,

And they told me to
Lose $30,000 a month

Every month at
Those poker games.

I don't know who...

Honestly, I don't know
Who's doing this to me!

All right. Okay. Look, uh...

Mrs. Mallin, you
Know you'll have

To tell us about those pictures.

I was in a room...

With a man...

And the lights were out.

I don't know how anybody
Could've taken those pictures.

Look, I'm not copping out, okay?

I did what I did.

It's taken me months
With a psychiatrist

To be able to say that.

I did what I did,
But I was no tramp.

I wasn't then, and I'm not now.

I was alone, I was broke.

I was up for a job in the
Chorus at the versailles hotel.

The next opening was mine,
But there was no opening.

Every day passing is time.

Time costs money.

And mine just ran out.

Anyway, a guy introduced
Me to a high roller

Who was looking for
Company for the evening.

I went.

And the high roller made me
An offer that I couldn't refuse.

No, scratch that.

I could have refused, but
I was too dumb to refuse.

When the sun came
Up the next morning...

I had $500 in my purse...

And feeling so dirty,
I couldn't wash it off.

I took the next flight out.

Mrs. Mallin, do you
Remember the name of the man

Who introduced you
To the high roller?

Cass harper.

He runs the showroom
At the versailles hotel.

I thought he was
Doing me a favor.

Big favor.

I remember every rotten detail.

Even the room number.

Eight-six-two.

Room 862. Cass harper, huh?

Her parents are
Dead, and nobody else

Really much cares
Whether she's alive or dead.

Money's almost gone.

I don't know. In her place,

Maybe I could almost
Con myself into it.

I don't know. I think I could.

Well, let's hope none of
Us ever gets put in a position

Where we'd have to
Find out what we'd do.

Where is kelly and
That other rental car?

She is at the versailles

Auditioning for the chorus line.

Hope she has better
Luck with cass harper

Than mrs. Mallin did.

Hey, baby, I got to tell
You, you are a winner.

You move like sheer
Silk in a summer breeze.

You're out of sight.
Really. Do you know that?

Do I have the job, mr. Harper?

No, it's cass, sweetheart.

I swear, if there
Was one, you'd have it.

You see, right
Now... Wait a minute.

There's a chick, sheila...

Right, she's supposed to
Be getting married soon.

I tell you what, let me
Have a little talk with her,

See if she's set a date yet.

She goes, you're
In. Is that fair?

Can't ask for much
More than that, can I?

Baby, this town is full
Of beautiful broads

Who'd give an arm and
A leg to have as much.

Hey, they got looks,

But they got nowhere
Near your talent.

Now, you keep in touch.

It's just a matter
Of time, you know?

In the meanwhile,
What I want you to do

Is come down and see the
Show, check out the routines.

You feel free to
Just come backstage

And watch any
Time you want. Okay?

Okay.

I'll see you later.

Excuse me, but...

You don't look dumb
Enough to believe that jive

Cass was laying on you.

You mean he was lying to me?

There isn't a job
That's opening up?

Let's look at it this way.

If there was, and
He offered it to you,

I'd break your leg
Before you could take it.

Look, if you think I have
Any interest in mr. Harper...

Just go crawl back into
The woodwork, sweetums.

There's nothing for
You here. Nothing at all.

Bosley, don't you think you put

A little too much
Garlic in there?

No advice, please.
When I cook, I do it alone.

You eat that much garlic,
You'll do everything alone.

We'll all do everything alone.

Do you really think
I put in too much?

Uh-huh. Uh-huh.

Hey, jill, do you think if
We lobbied in washington,

We could get garlic declared
An endangered species?

Boy, I could find my way
Here from downtown

With my eyes closed.

Nobody has to
Eat this, you know.

Good.

Now, now, if bosley
Went out hunting

And shot this whole
Garlic for our dinner,

We mustn't tease him.

Sorry, boz.

Did you get to meet
Cass harper, kelly?

I met him. There was
No way to avoid him.

He slithered in,

Gave me the "Sugar
Baby, honey pie" routine,

Told me I had real talent,

That there wasn't
A job right now

But that the first one that
Opened up would be mine.

He also said to be
Sure and come back.

Aha.

We've been talking about
This blackmail setup,

And it doesn't make sense

That a blackmailer would want
Pictures of the chorus girls.

They don't make any money.

They'd want pictures of
The men they were with.

He just happened to luck out

When tina mallin
Married a man with money.

Jill, don't be such
A female chauvinist.

Why does a blackmailer
Have to be a man?

Bet it is.

Oh, so do I.

But on principle, I resent
The sexist presumption.

Point well taken,
Bosley. We apologize.

Sorry.

- accepted.
- okay, okay, come on.

It doesn't seem likely
That the hotel management

Would go along with having
Their customers blackmailed.

I mean, it's bad for business.

Makes sense.

Yeah, so, what's our next move?

Enter will thurman,
Texas high roller.

11.11, a winner.

Howdy.

My name is will thurman.

That's my cashier's
Check for 50,000,

And this is my identification
To prove I am who I say I am.

I'd like $1,000 in
Chips, please,

And then bank the rest in
Case I should need it later.

Thank you.

Well, look who decided
Not to do what she was told.

Look, I need this job.

Poor baby.

I'll see you later.

Hi, baby. Glad
You could make it.

How do you like the show so far?

It's fantastic. I
Think I could learn

All the routines
In a couple of days.

Sure you can. I stage it myself.

A little rehearsal,
You'll be fantastic.

Mr. Harper...

Hiya, baby.

Meet kelly. Kelly,
This is elsbeth.

Mr. Harper, I have
To talk to you.

Sure. Am I ever
Too busy for you?

Mr. Harper, look.

I am running out of money,
And you did promise me a place...

And I will. Just trust
Me, will you, babe?

I got to split. I'll
Catch you later.

Can we talk, elsbeth?

Yeah, sure. What about?

Well, it's kind of
Important, so now's fine.

But not here, okay? Come on.

Sure.

Cass is going to get a shock

If he ever tries to
Put me on the street.

Wow, I only know you
Two for 10 minutes,

And I've gone from thinking
You're a couple of weirdos

To telling you my
Whole life story.

Guess I'm kind of at
The end of my rope.

I guess I really just
Need someone to talk to.

We're good listeners.

Okay.

Present.

I have got $34 in the bank,

$11 in my wallet, and
My rent's due friday.

Past.

I got married when I was 18.

It was very romantic.

We ran away together.

When I was 19,

He put me in a little
Kind of short skirt

And sent me out to the street.

Then for my 20th birthday,

He sent me back onto the street

With a fat lip...

And a black eye...

And told me not to come back

With anything
Less than 100 bucks.

Well, he's still waiting.

Straightened myself up,

Took some singing lessons,

Here I am.

Well, sounds like you've
Gotten yourself together.

Cass'll find out
How together I am

If he ever tries to
Put me on the street.

You know,

You really are the same person,

Whether you sell yourself
For five bucks or a thousand.

No one...

Is ever going to buy
Or sell me anymore.

Don't worry. It'll be fine.

Man, I think we got trouble.

Really? What kind?

There's a broad in here at
One of the blackjack tables.

She tried to crash our
Game at the poker palace.

So? What makes her trouble?

She's there saying she
Wants to play in our game,

Then she shows up
Here. That's not trouble?

Come on, don't
Get paranoid, sid.

She's probably just a
Player. It's a coincidence.

Not that she's here, but
That you'd remember her.

You don't forget
That kind of broad.

Why don't you
Just buy her a drink

And get acquainted?

She's probably
Just crazy for you

And followed you here.

I'm telling you,
Cass, bad vibes, man.

Then why don't you
Just take the broad

Out in the desert
And ice her, sid?

Maybe I should, just to be sure.

Taxi!

By dog, fred, is that you?
Fred hammond from beaumont?

What are you doing
Here in las vegas?

You got the wrong guy, buddy.

I get it. You don't want
Nobody knowing where you are.

I'll tell you, old hound
Dog, who am I going to tell?

I ain't seen you in
The last ten years!

I'm not your old buddy. You
Got the wrong guy, okay?

Oh, now, come on.

I'll tell you what I'll
Do. I'll buy you a drink.

Then tell me why you don't
Want to say who you are.

I'm not fred.

I'm sid carver from
Los angeles, all right?

Okay, then, I'm sorry,

But that's no reason
To get all het up about it.

I'll tell you what
I'm willing to do.

I'll buy you a drink
No matter who you are.

No, thanks.

Okay. Taxi!

Thanks, fred!

I know sid carver
Saw me when I tried

To sit in on the card
Game at the poker palace.

And you're not sure
If he saw you two.

He might've.

I don't think so.

Well, it could've been nothing.

He might not have
Recognized jill

And was just
Trying to pick her up.

That has happened before.

He never spoke
To me in the casino.

In fact, I wasn't even
Aware he was there.

All right, then, on the chance
That he is suspicious of you

And he is at the
Casino tomorrow,

We'll rework the plan

So as you keep him
Away from the rest of us.

I wish I knew what you
Were all talking about.

I'll explain it to you
When I drive you home.

Which should be
Now, as I am very tired.

It has been a long day.

Listen, while I'm gone,

You three can check out
The electronic equipment.

Right.

Oh, sure.

Mm-hm.

Well, are we three ready

To check out the
Electronic equipment?

I think bosley was laying

A little macho
Action on elsbeth.

Think he's interested in her?

Sure wouldn't hurt.

Let's see if we can find
That electronic equipment.

I wouldn't know
What it looks like!

You see, our problem is

We don't know what
Approach cass uses

To persuade a girl to
Play it cozy with a client.

And then you'd be
The client in this case.

And then I would ask for a girl

Fitting kelly's description.

Mm-hm.

And I'll convince cass, then,

That kelly'd go
Along with all this.

Right.

And I get a ticket to la. And
Some walk-around money.

That's really a lot to earn
For doing nothing much.

Listen, your being there
To give your okay to kelly,

That's already avoided us

Having to spend a couple
Of weeks on her buildup.

I mean, on a pro rata basis,
We're getting away cheap.

Well, I don't really agree,
But I'm not about to argue.

And with a couple of
Breaks, your part in this

Should be over tomorrow
Night at the same time.

With a couple of breaks, honey,

I could be a big
Star on broadway.

I'm sorry.

I didn't mean to be a wiseacre.

Here you are being so nice,

And I'm coming
Off flip and tough.

I guess that's really what I am.

Well, the front you put up is,

But inside I don't
Think you're so tough.

I'm sorry. I didn't
Mean to be personal.

What do I know?

It's all right. I don't mind.

Well, I'll see you tomorrow.

Bosley?

Uh, could you do me a favor?

Sure, if I can.

Could you kiss me good night?

I mean, no one's ever kissed
Me good night at my front door,

And I've always kind of... I
Wondered what it was like.

You know, the way I
Keep signing my name,

I'm beginning to feel
Sorry for them movie stars

Signing autographs all the time!

Well, there we go,
Jackson. Let her rip.

And what do you say I win a
Hand or two this time, huh?

I'd like to see you win
Them all, mr. Thurman.

Thank you, jackson.

You know, meantime, could
You fetch the little waitress?

I'm getting ready
For a little drinking.

Certainly. Cocktails,
Bj three, please.

Oh, oh!

Old will's luck is starting
To change. Hot dog!

Tell you what we're
Going to do, jackson.

We're just going to
Double up and let her ride.

Well, mr. Thurman.

I'm cass harper with the hotel.

This is janine. Anything
We can do for you?

Well, howdy, janine.

Well, maybe just a
Little sipping whiskey

On some shaved ice, thank you.

You got that?

So, how's it going?

Oh, it's getting
Better all the time.

Good. The house'd like
To invite you and your lady

To take in the
Dinner show on us.

That is, if you have
No other plans.

Oh, I've got no plans,
But I got no lady.

Well, I know a young lady...
A very nice young lady...

Who would be more than happy

To share dinner with you,
If you'd like me to arrange it.

Well, any man that would
Say no to a free meal

And a lady companion is a fool.

And my mama didn't
Raise up no fools.

Then I'll arrange it.

when you're ready to go in,

just give the
Maître d' your name,

and your table will be arranged.

I didn't realize I'd lost enough

to get the a-1
Treatment, old buddy!

I'm not sure whether
You did or you didn't,

But you might, and if you do,

The house would
Like you to do it here

Rather than someplace else.

Their mamas didn't
Raise up no fools either.

I like that. Bless you
For an honest man.

By the way, that young
Lady, she wouldn't be

About so high and have
Long dark hair, would she?

If she doesn't, she will
By the time you see her.

Oh, ho!

Good luck.

Thank you, mr. Cass.

He's a nice man.

Thank you, janine.

Shaved ice and everything.

I think cass is here

To find bosley's
Lady for the evening.

Terrific. You just got aced out!

Avril? She does a
Little moonlighting?

I've heard some rumors.

Oh, no. I got to do something.

I don't think
Bosley's up to that.

You know, I've been
Thinking over what you said,

And I've decided

That you're the one who
Should pack it in, not me.

Get lost, sweetums.

You're telling me to get lost?

I think you heard me correctly.

Get away from me.

Come on, now. What
Do you use for brains?

You just lost 500,
Maybe 1,000. Stupid.

I can go change.

The john's just
Going to stand around

And play a little
Solitaire while he waits?

Go home.

I could use 500 or
1,000, mr. Harper,

And I'm not stupid.

You're a pro?

No, just a gifted amateur
Who's short of cash.

If the bidding's
Open, I want in.

You're not what the
John wants, elsbeth.

But I am, or am I wrong?

No, you're what he wants.

New shooter coming out.

How you doing?

Good. I thought I was
Going to have company.

She's on her way. If
It turns out you two

Want to go someplace
And have a private chat...

Speak of the lady,

And like magic
Here she is. Kelly!

Kelly, I'd like
You to meet will.

Well, howdy, kelly.

You two kids have a
Good time, you hear?

Thank you, mr. Harper.

Could I talk to you for
Just a second, kelly, honey?

Sure.

Just a little sweet
Talk, jackson.

No problems?

None I couldn't handle.

Sabrina? Sabrina, it's bosley.

cass just gave me
The key to room 862.

That's the same number
That our client gave us,

So it's gotta be rigged.

We're on our way up there now.

Sid still with you, jill?

oh, yeah.

any way you can put
Him on ice for awhile?

he could pop up
And mess things up.

Sure. I think so.

Drop the gun.

Drop it.

Drop it.

Kick it back to me.

Okay, now reach in
And lean on the horn.

I'm so glad you're here.
I've never been this upset.

This man was following
Me in the casino.

Then he wrecked my
Car. It's not even my car.

It's my roommate's car. I
Can't believe it happened to me.

Here, take this thing. I
Don't know what to do.

Nothing like this has ever
Happened to me before.

I'm going to go up to my room.

I'll go to the police
Station tomorrow.

You're sweet to understand.
He wrecked my roommate's car.

What am I going to
Tell my roommate?

Good night, sid.

Oh, yes. Cozy.

Mm-hm.

Hello, good-looking.

Well, now, this is a
Real yahoo room, ain't it?

What it ain't got,
You do, right?

Well, we aim to please, honey.

Ma'am, do you know where I
Am? I am betwixt and between.

I mean, here we are,

And I got this itch to gamble.

I mean, good feelings like

I couldn't roll
Anything but sevens.

Well, first things
First. Let's go.

Ha ha!

Jill, this one.

Here, help me with this.

This one.

Now we know how the pictures
Are taken and who takes them.

Or at least what he looks like.

I've seen him in the casino. I
Think he works for the hotel.

Well, he uses infrared film.

That's an infrared light, right?

Right.

So he can get a shot

Whether the light is
On or off in that room.

And there's no doubt
Cass harper's behind it.

He's our blackmailer.

Let's get out of here.

All no, no, not your
Books, mr. Sharfe.

Just your showroom books.

You see, I'm new with the
State auditing department,

And they only allow
Non-tenured accountants

To check limited records.

You want the showroom books?
You get the showroom books.

You want them brought here,
Or you want to go to them?

Well, whatever would be
Most convenient for you.

Yeah, max?

This is my executive
Assistant freddy.

How do you do?

Freddy, take this lady
From the tax department

To see cass.

She's here to see
The showroom books.

And, freddy, no dancing.
Just show her the books.

Thank you very much, mr. Sharfe.

My pleasure.

Now, anything you want,
Freddy'll get it for you.

Food, coffee... Anything
She wants, freddy.

Just the books. That's all.

This isn't a bribe. I
Just don't want a lady

To starve to death on
My premises, that's all.

Thanks again.

Know what the
Frustrating thing is?

What?

We have enough evidence
Against cass harper

To have him arrested
For pandering,

And he's still
Walking the streets.

If we called the police,
We'd have cleaner streets

But we wouldn't have
The blackmail evidence,

And that's what
We came here for.

You know, there's more
Justice in what he's going get

Than any three-month
Sentence he'd get for pandering.

Yes, there is, isn't there?

You back so soon?

Well, it didn't take long
To find out what I found.

You found something illegal?

Well, yes and no.
See, theft is illegal.

It's just not what I was
Sent here to look for.

I mean, it's not tax fraud.

What I found was

That someone is stealing
From you, mr. Sharfe.

Someone is what?

Stealing from you.

You see, this bill says
100 cases of champagne

Were delivered
And paid for, right?

The cellar entry here...

Says 75.

Now, at $180 a case, 25
Cases comes to $4,500.

All these other bills
Have the same discrepancy.

All told, in just a few minutes,
I have found that someone

Has stolen at least
$29,000 from you,

And probably a great deal more.

Now, if I were you, I would
Consult my own accountant

And then I would
Notify the police.

Miss, I can't tell you how
Much I appreciate this.

You're never going to spend
Another nickel in this hotel

As long as you live.

You're redline all the way.

Again, not as a
Bribe. Raw gratitude.

Yes, well, thank you
Very much, mr. Sharfe.

Someone from our office
Should be by in about three weeks.

That should give you
Time to clear this up.

At least.

- good day.
- goodbye. Thank you.

Freddy.

What's wrong, max?

Now, listen to me.

Cass harper is stealing from us.

You take these
Books down to eddy

And tell him to go over
Them with a fine-tooth comb.

You check his entries
Against our bills.

I know the punk is
Stealing from me.

I just don't know how much.

Stay with these books, don't
Let them out of your sight,

When he finishes, you bring
Them back up here. Now move.

Sammy, I have a
Top-level employee

I want watched for
Stealing... Cass harper.

No, no, just watched.

Unless he gets
Wise and tries to run.

What do you mean,
"Starting when?" now!

All right, 20 minutes. Just
Get somebody on it quick.

All right.

We got trouble. Max is steaming.

You just slow down, freddy.

You give it to me so I can
Understand what you're saying.

I'm saying max is furious!

He knows you've been
Ripping off the showroom.

I'm taking these books to
Eddy now so he can check them,

And that means you'd
Better get out quick.

I never ripped off a
Quarter. I'm not that dumb.

It doesn't matter
You did or you didn't.

You know him.
Thorough like a scientist.

He gets ahold of you,

How you going to explain
All that blackmail cash?

You think he's going to
Love you if you tell him

You've been using his
Hotel to set up suckers?

Sucker, he'd break you in half!

Maybe I can talk
To him, explain it.

That means you'd have
To include me, cass.

No way! I'll kill you
Before I let you do that.

You hold it just a minute.

No. No more arguments.

I'm here too long already. Run!

Now!

He's got three quarters
Of a mil in how many banks?

Mr. Sharfe?

Hi, I'm laurie from
Luxury limited,

And I thought you might like
To see mr. Harper's new car.

What new car?

And I'm telling you,
That's not my car!

Mr. Harper, a
Chick drove up in it.

She showed me
Your owner's papers.

She took your old
One and drove off.

What can I tell you?

Crazy. This is just crazy.

Such crazy should
Happen to me. A $50,000 car.

I wonder how long he's
Going to argue about it.

Not long.

Kelly should have mr. Sharfe
On the scene any second.

Maybe you won it in a raffle.

I didn't win it in a
Raffle. That's not my car.

Harper!

Hey, you! Come back here!

This is max. Give me sammy.

Sammy, where the
Hell are your guys?

The punk's already running.

All right, they got
A phone in the car.

So call them and
Tell them he took off.

I don't know. Maybe
He's going to his place.

I just don't want him to get
Away clean. You understand me?

Let me know.

There he comes.

I'd be willing to
Bet a year's pay

That every bit of
Blackmail evidence

Is in that attaché case.

Where are you ever
Going to find a sucker

To take a bet like that?

One could always hope.

Uh-oh. Looks like somebody else

Is looking for cass.

What are we going to do now?

They're going to get
To cass before we do.

Well, prudence would indicate
We just follow both cars

At a reasonable distance
And wait for a break.

How much gas is
Really left in the rolls?

Five, maybe six miles.
Just enough to get him

Right out in the
Middle of nowhere.

Let's hang back a little.

We were told to take you

For a little walk in
The desert, mr. Harper.

Look, I'm not a thief. I
Didn't steal from mr. Sharfe.

We don't know any mr. Sharfe.

We don't know
Anything about stealing.

All we know is to take you
For a walk in the desert.

Look, I'm telling
You, I'm not a thief.

I'm a blackmailer.

I know max, he's a little mad
Because I used his hotel, but...

We're talking, not walking.
Now, we want to walk. Come on.

I'm a blackmailer.
You see this case?

It's full of pictures,
See? Important people.

I'll tell you what. I'll
Make you guys a deal.

You let me go, and you
Take the whole thing.

You can have the whole
Deal. Make yourselves rich.

That would put us in
The trouble you're in.

Just take a look at what I got!

We're not here to look
At dirty pictures. Come on.

Hello? Hey, you got car trouble?

You make a noise, mr. Harper,
You'll regret it. I promise you.

Fellas, can we help?

No, thanks.

Our friend's sick. We're
Getting him some air.

I'm a nurse. Maybe I can help.

Just a hangover. No big thing.

Let's go.

Are you sure?

I'm a doctor, lady. I'm sure.

Thanks just the same.

Okay.

I got a half million
Bucks. I'll give you half.

No, thanks.

Take it all, but
Please leave me alone.

Look, why don't you
Shut up, mr. Harper?

This is going to be rough
Enough on you as it is.

You know, I almost
Feel sorry for him.

You what?

I said "Almost."

Wash your mouth
Out with soap, bosley.

Well, in the large
Philosophic sense,

He is our fellow man.

Not mine! Not mine!

You owe me a soda.

Yeah, and the addresses of
All the other blackmail victims

Were in the attaché
Case with the evidence.

We called them

And told them that the
Evidence had been destroyed.

Look, I'm not sure
That you'll approve,

But I put the calls
On mr. Mallin's bill.

fine. Where are the angel s?

I'm not sure. They took
Mrs. Mallin with them.

Something about doing something

That they felt as
Women they had to do.

Hello, cass, baby.

Good to see you.

We've notified all your
Former blackmail victims

That the evidence against
Them has been burned.

And we told them who
You are and where you are,

And they just can't
Wait to come visit you.

Remember all that money
You squeezed from us?

Won't do you any good now, cass.

For once, a louse gets
Exactly what he deserves.

So, we would like to leave you

A little something
To remember us by.

Here we go.

We'll make these good.

Sure hope this doesn't tickle.

Be careful.

It doesn't hurt, does it, cass?

Kelly, how do you spell...