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once upon a time,

there were three little girls Who went to the police academy.

and they were each assigned Very hazardous duties.

but I took them Away from all that,

and now they work for Me. My name is charlie.

Harry, I'll meet you Around the back.

You guys in there.

Hold it.

Right there.

Well, well, uh, what're You doing down here, david?

Taking a walk.

It relaxes me.

Oh, yeah? Well, that's Very interesting.

Because the sound Of that burglar alarm

Makes me very nervous.

Well, you're the Nervous type, mcmasters.

You smart-mouthed punk, you!

Get around here!

That'll cost you, mcmasters!

Yeah? Yeah!

I lost my head.

His lawyer screamed to the da.

And I drew a heavy reprimand.

how much money is involved, ben?

City securities says There's $40,000 missing.

Well, with our Share of ten percent,

That would come to only 4000.

bosley, this one we'll Chalk up to an old friendship.

Appreciate it, charlie.

How do we proceed?

Carefully.

If I so much as lean against David's apartment house,

They're going to take my badge.

we'll handle it, Ben. Don't worry.

now, what can you Tell us about david?

Well, he's tough, clever.

A thief, and a Compulsive gambler.

That's his life.

A man with a monkey on his back

The size of king kong.

He gambles what he Steals and when he loses,

Then he steals again.

And if he wins, and Sometimes he does,

Then he's mr. Upright citizen.

You mean, if he hits a Win streak with the 40,000,

He'll stay on the Right side of the law

And you can't touch him.

Something like that.

Charlie, are you thinking What we're thinking?

the picture is Coming into focus.

Somebody mind Clearing it up for me?

If we arranged for Mr. Roy david to, uh, tap out,

Then he'd have to steal again.

Paddock.

Chick? It's for you.

You can take it in the booth.

Oh. Okay.

Thanks.

Who's the flash?

Ah, he drifted in yesterday.

He's making book.

Just what we need.

Giving track odds.

That's a switch.

Yeah, well, we'll see how Long he stays in business.

Is chick around?

Oh, thank you.

Right, little daniel In the fifth. Gotcha.

1460, isn't it? Mm-hm.

Thank you very much.

You going to be around tomorrow?

How else can I get even?

I'll give you a call.

Bye now.

Bye-bye.

Thank you very much.

Three, four, five, 50,

Six, 20, 40, 60, 80,

Seven, 10.

Thanks a lot, chick.

I'll see you around, huh?

Oh, yeah.

Can I buy you a drink?

Yeah, why not?

Bourbon.

That lady seems to have some Kind of winning streak going.

Yeah. You're not a cop, are you?

Hardly.

If I was a cop, I would've Nailed you days ago.

Horse player, huh?

Story of my life.

To the winners.

Gambling's best advertisement.

Especially if they look like...

What's her name?

Sabrina.

Yeah.

Funny thing about it is, She doesn't need the money.

Not really.

What do you mean?

She and her sister, uh, kelly...

They inherited some Money not long ago.

Last name's duncan. Of The computer duncan's.

Well, you... You... You got some Kind of customer going there.

Yeah, except for one catch.

She doesn't lose much.

Well...

Thank you for the drink.

You're about to have company.

What, are you leaving?

Yeah, tough day.

Poor baby.

Buy you a drink?

No, thank you.

I don't usually Drink with strangers.

Let me fix it.

My name is roy david.

How nice.

And you're sabrina duncan.

Um, how did you know that?

Well, when it comes To beautiful women...

I asked your bookmaker.

My bookmaker?

Really, mr. David.

Have a drink,

Or would your sister object?

Two scotch.

What's my sister Got to do with it?

Take my sister, for instance.

Very protective.

Doesn't agree with Some of the things I do.

So, I try to spare Her, you know.

One should try not to Disappoint their loved ones.

Don't you feel that way?

Listen, I think somehow

You've gotten the wrong Idea about me, mr. David.

Call me roy.

I'll call you sabrina.

Then we won't be Strangers anymore.

Families in general,

Sisters in particular.

Listen, you don't know me And you don't know my sister.

Now, if you'll excuse me.

You're wrong. I know a Great deal about kelly.

And offhand I'd say She'd be very unhappy

If someone were To tell computrex

That you and kelly Were using the computer

To play the ponies.

Look, I don't know what You're talking about.

You better stick to Playing the ponies, lady,

Because you're a Lousy poker player.

Sit down.

Sit down.

Okay. Okay, now listen.

Kelly doesn't know Anything about it.

I used her keys to Go in after hours.

If she were to find out...

Yeah. She'd cut off Your inheritance

And you'd be playing it 9 to 5 someplace, I know.

Something like that, yes.

Well, it doesn't Have to be that way.

I could forget Everything I know.

What's the going Price for amnesia?

Show me how to do it.

Are you kidding?

Do I look like I'm kidding?

You don't look like you're ready

For a six month Computer course, either.

Okay, then you do it.

Bring me a winner tomorrow.

Tomorrow's monday. The Tracks closed on monday.

Then you come in here On tuesday with a horse.

Or you're going to be the Sorriest little handicapper

Racing's ever known.

Now, what we need is a Sure thing for tomorrow.

Charlie said that if anyone Could come up with a winner

It'd be pinky tibbs.

Yesterday I bet A horse 15 to one.

It came in at quarter past two.

We'd laugh, pinky, if This wasn't so serious.

You and charlie don't Want much, do you?

The sorriest day of my life

Is when I learned To read this thing.

Uh, what race did You have in mind?

You pick one.

Well, I've already Been over the charts.

Let's see.

The fifth. Your best Bet is the fifth race.

It's a claiming race.

There are three possible winners

Uh, could you narrow it to one?

One?

If I could pick One out of all this,

You think I'd be out here In the morning at 5:00?

The best I can do is Narrow it to three.

Three isn't very narrow.

Diamond stick pin.

Class horse.

Ladies only.

Real slick trainer, Bill fawcett.

Yeah, he's been stiffing The horse waiting

For a soft spot and long odds.

And cindy song.

Yeah, early speed And good post position.

Which one do you like?

I kind of like diamond Stick pin unless...

Unless what?

Unless it's one Of the other two.

Well, then somehow We've got to get ladies only

And cindy song out of the race.

Good luck.

Uh, there's one other thing.

We also need a loser.

147 and three. You're looking at him.

Pinky's dream.

Your horse?

My nightmare.

Yeah, honey, I'm right with you.

Hurry.

Oh, look.

Oh, beautiful. Honey!

Howdy, pardner.

My name is jimmy joe peepers, And this here's my little lady,

Cinderella. Hi.

Cindy, for short.

The same name as your Little old filly there.

Oh, honey, she's Prettier'n a speckled pup.

I've just got to have Her, honeybunch.

We been admiring Your horse, mr. Platt.

And life would be just A slide off a doughnut

If I could get her For my little cindy.

She's not for sale.

I think you'll find jimmy Joe more than generous.

You see, money Makes no never mind.

It's not the money, mr. Peepers.

Oh, you just call me jimmy joe.

All the folks back home do.

As I was saying, it's not The money, mr. Peepers.

Cindy's song will probably Go off the favorite tomorrow.

I expect her to win That race with her.

Honey, look.

We've only just now Howdied and already

She's smitten with me.

Oh...

I feel exactly the same Way about her, mrs. Peepers.

I've raised her from a yearling.

Honey, if I don't have that Little old horse over there,

I'm going to be as Sorry as gully dirt.

Oh, precious.

You see the kind of Spot I'm in, mr. Platt?

I'd give you $10,000 For cindy's song

Right this very minute.

Not for sale!

15,000.

Appreciate your generosity.

She's just not for sale.

Honey, you know that Race she's racing tomorrow.

Isn't that what y'all Call a claiming race?

I believe it is, honeybunch.

Well, doesn't that mean That even if she's just

Entered in it we can up And buy her if we want to?

Yes, it does, precious. It surely does.

You take your sliding doughnut

And throw it in your Gully dirt, jimmy joe.

It'll be a cold day in hell Before I run cindy song

With you around to claim her.

Like a mule running a horse.

There's a horse running

In the fifth race Tomorrow called ladies only

That couldn't Lose if I rode him.

I heard the same thing.

The horse's trainer Is bill fawcett,

And he's been laying Back for months

Waiting for the long odds.

I'm going to tell my daddy

To bet $10,000 on him.

You think he will?

If he still wants to Be my daddy he will.

Right, honey?

Manny?

Bill fawcett.

You been running off At the mouth, manny?

Yeah, I'll tell you why.

There's some broad down Here is going to have her old man

Bet ten g's on ladies Only tomorrow.

You know what that'll Do to the odds, manny?

Well, I don't care about that!

We didn't set this up To make even money.

Now, you scratch him.

Scratch him!

Where've you been?

I've been waiting for you.

Yeah, relax, okay?

It's diamond stick pin.

The fifth race is goes Off in a couple of minutes.

I'm not going to get it down.

There's chick. He Pays track odds.

Good.

Chick. Listen, man.

Let me have a $1000 down On diamond stick pin,

Fifth race at los alamitos.

To win.

Make mine 200, chick.

You're down.

Give me a mobile Operator, please.

Bosley?

Gotcha.

remember, ladies and gentlemen,

the next race is an Exacta wagering race.

probable exacta Prices are listed

on the television Monitors situated

throughout the clubhouse.

the horses are now at the gate.

Number five. Ten times, please.

and turning for Home it's vicarious,

spark of life, and retsina.

it's vicarious, spark Of life, and retsina.

and here comes Diamond stick pin!

it's vicarious, spark of Life, and diamond stick pin.

vicarious and diamond stick pin,

and diamond stick pin getting up

and winning at the wire With vicarious second

and spark of life third.

Diamond stick pin Paid two to one.

3000, right?

And 600 for the little lady.

Now, if you folks Will excuse me.

Okay,

We're square now, right?

You're square if you think

We're finished Doing business, lady.

Hey, now wait a minute.

Now, I thought...

Never mind what you thought.

This thousand I Bet was kid's stuff.

Tomorrow we're Going to make chick wish

He'd never heard Of off-track betting.

I want another horse.

Got it?

20 big ones.

Put it on the nose Of pinky's dream.

Seventh race. Los alamitos.

Make it 21 grand.

What's the name of That horse again?

Pinky's dream.

You're down.

Good.

at the half it's pinky's Dream by a half length,

king william by a neck, Sleepwalker by two lengths

and here comes water baby,

between horses.

it's king william And sleepwalker.

water baby moves to the outside.

it's water baby, Sleepwalker and king william.

it's water baby by two Lengths and going away.

water baby wins It by five lengths

with sleepwalker Second by a length,

followed by king william And the rest of the field.

Where's the girl?

You got me. I was Listening to the race.

Where's the bookmaker, chick?

Well, the last time I saw Him he was on the phone.

Where's kelly duncan's office?

Nobody by that name here.

Wait, wait. Wait a minute.

I saw her sister here sunday.

And her name was On that register.

Couldn't be. We're Closed on sunday.

Are you in the red?

Yeah.

Yeah, about $20,000.

Why can't I do that?

That's great.

That's 18.

17.

19.

16.

14.

Blackjack.

That's incredible!

Listen, did charlie explain to You exactly what we're up to?

You want to beat this guy

For the rest of The money he stole.

Another 22,000 to be exact.

We've arranged That the cinema club

Will need a dealer Tomorrow night.

Charlie was pretty Sure of me, wasn't he?

Well, he thought it might appeal

To your sense of adventure.

It does.

Are you sure this roy david Character will be there?

We've checked.

He's there every monday night.

If he's going to lose, Who's going to win?

I am.

I hope I can pull it off.

I'm not used to winning.

Oh, and remember, you Bring the money to me.

Not the race track.

I always feel like Saying joe sent me.

Hello.

What will it be Tonight, miss monroe?

Blackjack.

- good luck tonight. - thank you.

Could I have some $5 chips, please.

Yes, ma'am.

I'm good.

Give me a little kiss.

Pay eighteen.

Pay me.

Let me have another 5000, champ.

Wow, 5000!

Don't rub it in, beautiful.

Oh, I'm not.

It's just that I'm impressed.

Me too.

I'm good.

Give me a little kiss.

Pay 19.

Pay me.

Boy, are we hot tonight.

Shall we bet $4?

Well, whatever you say.

Down for double.

I'll go for that.

Miss?

Oh, I'm sorry.

Um, yeah.

20. Pay 21.

Pay me.

Dealer takes pushes.

Hey, I know the House rules, all right?

If I want a lesson,

I'll ask for one.

I'm sorry, sir.

What's a push?

If you tie the dealer, The dealer wins.

Well, it was your Idea to bet the $4.

Hit.

Miss?

Oh, I'm sorry. Hit me.

Still impressed?

You can't always lose.

Where does it say that?

Buy you a drink?

I'd like that.

Me too.

Thank you. Thank you.

And what's your name?

Jill munroe.

That's nice. I'm... I'm roy David, and I'm glad to meet you.

I'm surprised you'd be Glad about anything.

You just lost $10,000.

Well, it's not whether You win or lose, right?

But how you play the game.

Speaking of how You play the game,

I wouldn't think that hitting 18 is a good percentage bet.

Did I do that?

You didn't know you did that?

Well, I gamble Because I'm bored.

What's your excuse?

Well,

I'm like the mountain climber.

I gamble because there's a game.

I gamble on sunsets, I Gamble on dog races,

And I gamble on finding a Bored and beautiful woman

To have a drink with To change my luck.

I think there's a Compliment in there.

Yeah, painted in red...

I'm sorry, the Lady's distracted.

How do I get the Lady's attention?

Call me tomorrow.

Well, uh,

Tomorrow's six yards Further than I can see.

Oh, you are a typical gambler.

Yeah. You're not.

Let's just say my head's In a different place.

I'd love to, uh, visit That place sometime.

You would?

Well, I'm sorry, But this trip's solo.

Shall we go try our luck?

Come on.

Okay.

Vince?

How about we take off the limit?

I'll be happy to Accommodate you, sir.

And good luck.

Thank you.

Does that go for me too?

Of course.

10,000.

Thank you.

Mm, 5000.

Very good, sir.

5000's a nice round...

It... It's a bet.

I think I'll just Sit this one out.

Cards to the players.

Wait a second, wait a second.

This lady's not playing.

Why don't I put 5000 on her spot?

Okay?

If he can bet...

$10,000.

Why can't I?

The limit is off, sir.

You can bet whatever you'd like.

Cards to the players.

I'll play these.

I'll have to ask you to Play one hand at a time, sir.

I know the rules.

That'll be good.

Hit me.

Okay.

10.

12.

A king.

19. Pay 20.

Pay 20.

That's what I got.

Two 10s.

20.

House buy you a drink?

Yeah, uh,

How about a $22,000 martini?

Somebody get an ambulance.

Don't touch her.

They always say Never to move anybody.

Gosh, she's such a pretty girl.

Did you see that guy? He never even stopped.

Anybody get the license number?

- no, I didn't. - I didn't I didn't either.

You okay?

Oh, yeah.

Who hired the stunt driver?

Bosley. Naturally.

Hey, listen you Guys. Get a move on.

I got to get this buggy Back in half an hour.

Sh.

Oh.

Oh, I'm so sorry.

Look what I've done to your car.

I see. Oh, listen, don't worry.

I'm completely insured. I'll take care of everything.

- listen... - you're not hurt, are you?

No. I'm in an awful hurry, so...

We'll settle it Later, all right?

We'll exchange drivers licenses And get in touch tomorrow.

You okay?

I guess so.

I sure hope you don't get Whiplash or something.

Oh, listen, this Was all my fault!

This poor man was just sitting Here and I didn't even see him!

Look what I've done to his car.

Yes, ma'am. I can sure see that.

Now, why don't you just Calm down a little bit.

- now, has anybody been hurt? - no.

Let us give you A hand with that.

Hey, hey, hey. I got it, I Got it, I got it. No problem.

No, no, here, let me Help you, let me help you.

All right, you pull and I'll push down. Ready?

All right, here we go. Ready?

There, that'll do it.

That's great. All right.

Now, would either One of you like

To fill out an accident report?

Not me.

Both insured, are you?

Oh, I am.

Yeah, I am too.

Listen, I'm in an awful hurry,

So I thought we'd just Exchange drivers licenses and,

And... You know, like, We'll do it tomorrow.

Oh, sure, that's all right.

As long as there's not More than $250 in damage here.

Hey, no. No, listen, I've got a friend.

Who he... He... He could Do that for two hundred.

He... He... He owes me Favors, so he'd probably...

Well, you two work it out.

Okay.

We're all straightened Out. Ask them.

Oh, do you have an extra pencil?

Thank you.

You know, I can't seem To find my glasses.

Lady, you should have Been wearing them.

Please, just hurry up, Just please hurry up.

Oh, here they are.

Please hurry up. I Don't have all day.

Oh, I don't think you're Going anywhere with that.

How the hell did that happen?

I can't tell you how sorry I am

You said that already!

Well, I'll help you fix it.

Forget it.

I don't have a jack.

Oh! You can use mine.

You've helped me Enough already! All right!

You'd better stick around.

We'll probably need you

I don't have, uh... I Don't have a spare.

Now, wait a minute, you just Told me you didn't have a jack.

You mean you don't Have a spare either?

You certainly Can't leave it here.

Let me drive it to a Gas station. How's that?

Temper, temper.

Look, we're only Trying to help you.

I don't want your help!

I could write you up for Not having a jack and a spare.

You know, he could.

I mean, you really Shouldn't be driving around

Without proper driving equipment

Why, you've got a Jack and a spare.

Mister, you've got a Whole lot of money in here,

Did you know that?

It's entrapment.

There was this girl. She Planted the plans on me.

What girl?

The girl I'm telling you about.

The one that was Killed in the hit and run.

Hit and run?!

What, have you gone bananas?

You know anything About a hit and run?

When?

This morning.

I saw the whole thing. The girl got killed.

Who got killed?

This girl I'm telling you about!

There was an ambulance There and everything.

What are you talking About? I mean, that's my beat.

If there was an ambulance call

I'd know about it.

I saw the girl get killed, ben!

There she is! There's the...

Not a bad looking corpse.

There's an explanation for this.

Go ahead.

Explain.