Original subtitles

♪ Sleep on, stranger in your arms ♪

♪ Unfolding night, have no fear ♪

♪ From me tonight ♪

♪ Crash landing your heart ♪

♪ So loud no one hears ♪

♪ You crying, no sound ♪

♪ Let go, 1,000 tears ♪

♪ Sad day, she stays open-hearted ♪

♪ She plays, she stays open-hearted ♪

♪ Sleep on, stranger in your arms ♪

♪ Unfolding night, have no fear ♪

♪ From me tonight ♪

♪ Sad day, she stays open-hearted ♪

♪ She plays, she stays open-hearted ♪

♪ Sad day, she stays open-hearted ♪

This crew is supposed

to be on a scientific mission.

Ever since they heard that rock music,

they've been combing the galaxy to find it.

I've narrowed it down to these three with one to go.

No.

Boring.

Well, maybe.

Here they come.

Is there a bar in this scumbucket town?

♪ Like the sand can seep right through your fingers ♪

♪ So can all your days ♪

♪ As those days go by you'll have me there ♪

♪ To help you find the way ♪

♪ The way I feel with you ♪

♪ I know it's got to last forever ♪

♪ And when the rain begins to fall ♪

♪ You'll ride my rainbow in the sky ♪

♪ And I will catch you if you fall ♪

♪ You'll never have to ask me why ♪

♪ And when the rain begins to fall ♪

♪ I'll be the sunshine in your life ♪

♪ You know that we can have it all ♪

♪ And everything will be all right ♪

♪ Time goes by so fast ♪

♪ You've got to have a dream to just hold on ♪

♪ All my dreams of love began with the reality of ♪

♪ You and I believe ♪

♪ That all our dreams will last forever ♪

♪ And when the rain begins to fall ♪

♪ I'll be the sunshine in your life ♪

♪ You know that we can have it all ♪

♪ And everything will be all right ♪

♪ Though the sun may hide ♪

♪ We still can see ♪

♪ The light that shines for you and me ♪

♪ We'll be together ♪

♪ All that we can be ♪

♪ And when the rain begins to fall ♪

♪ You'll ride my rainbow in the sky ♪

♪ And I will catch you if you fall ♪

♪ You'll never have to ask me why ♪

No, no!

Come on, come on.

♪ And when the rain begins to fall ♪

♪ You'll ride my rainbow in the sky ♪

♪ And I will catch you if you fall ♪

♪ You'll never have to ask me why ♪

♪ And when the rain begins to fall ♪

♪ I'll be the sunshine in your life ♪

♪ You know that we can have it all ♪

♪ And everything will be all right ♪

♪ And when the rain begins to fall ♪

♪ I'll be the sunshine in your life ♪

♪ You know that we can have it all ♪

♪ And everything will be all right ♪

Oh, goody.

Now, let's see. Where did I put them?

Oh, yeah, right.

Just look at them.

Compact, manageable, well behaved,

seems a pity to wake them.

They're so sweet when they sleep,

but orders are orders.

I hope they wake up in a good mood.

Okay, everybody in.

1359, have you initiated all operational procedures?

All is in readiness, Commander.

Defrost procedure 100% effective.

84%.

Gentlemen, you know your assigned duties.

Proceed to your positions.

NOPQR, man the helm.

Why can't I drive?

I never get to drive.

Well, I don't.

Are you kidding? Snap it up.

Hey, hey.

♪ We used to sit around at night ♪

♪ Watching old time movie shows ♪

♪ Philosophize and analyze what we didn't know ♪

♪ No, no ♪

♪ You didn't know, we didn't know ♪

♪ We didn't know, we didn't know ♪

♪ What did you think, what did you think ♪

♪ We didn't think at all ♪

♪ We had the world in the palm of our hand ♪

♪ Then we turned around and dropped it ♪

♪ They tore it apart ♪

♪ Then we up and ran ♪

♪ 'Cause we knew we couldn't stop it, oh no ♪

♪ Where will we all be ♪

♪ In the 21st century?♪

♪ And now I sit at home alone watching new wave videos ♪

♪ Philosophize, then realize that I'll never know ♪

♪ No, no ♪

♪ You'll never know, you'll never know ♪

♪ I'll never know, I'll never know ♪

♪ What do you think, what do you think ♪

♪ I still don't think at all ♪

♪ We had the world in the palm of our hand ♪

♪ Then we turned around and dropped it ♪

♪ They tore it apart then we up and ran ♪

♪ 'Cause we knew we couldn't stop it, oh no ♪

♪ Where will we all be ♪

♪ In the 21st century ♪

♪ In the 21st century ♪

Gentlemen, we've arrived.

We are in orbit around the planet Earth.

Until we depart this planet,

your attentions will be focused

on this mission of observation and exploration.

All recreational activities are suspended.

1359, prepare for departure to planet surface.

♪ Said hey-ay-ay-yeah ♪

♪ I said hey-hey-hey-yeah ♪

♪ Come on, everybody, take a trip with me ♪

♪ Down the Mississippi, down to New Orleans ♪

♪ The honeysuckle blooming on the honeysuckle vine ♪

♪ Love is blooming there all the time ♪

♪ Come on ♪

They should change the name of this town to Boringsville.

Nothing ever happens here.

Frankie still won't let you sing at the Cotillion, huh?

Frankie still won't let me do anything, especially sing.

Maybe The Pack will let ya practice with them.

Frankie never said anything about practicing, did he?

♪ Some people think they can get by ♪

♪ Given just the minimum love ♪

♪ Some people think they'll be all right ♪

♪ Livin' with less than enough ♪

♪ But I don't wanna settle for less ♪

♪ I don't wanna settle for second best ♪

♪ I want real love, real love, that's what I want ♪

♪ Never ending, never empty, full to the top ♪

♪ Real love, real love, all that you got ♪

♪ That's what I want ♪

♪ The darkest places glow with candle light ♪

♪ It all erases the wrong you couldn't right ♪

♪ I want real love, real love, that's what I want ♪

♪ Never ending, never empty, full to the top ♪

♪ Real love, real love, all that you got ♪

♪ Just give me real love, real love, that's what I want ♪

♪ Never ending, never empty, full to the top ♪

♪ Real love, real love, all that you got ♪

♪ I want real love, real love, that's what I want ♪

♪ Never ending, never empty, full to the top ♪

♪ Real love, real love, all that you got ♪

♪ Just give me real love, real love, that's what I want ♪

♪ Never ending, never empty, full to the top ♪

♪ Real love, real love, all that you got ♪

♪ That's what I want ♪

It's Frankie.

Oh, hi. Hi, Frankie.

I was just making sure I was in tune.

You know how my strings slip a lot.

What the hell is going on here?

Nothing, Frankie. - We're just goofing.

We're doing nothing at all.

- Big breaking -- - Kill that radio.

News break, the lake --

Kill!

Okay, everybody listen up.

I don't wanna have to say it again.

I decide who sings with the band around here, you got it?!

Me! Not Dee Dee, not nobody.

Now, let's go to the gym and practice

where I can keep an eye on you guys, huh?

Commander, this is a very popular instrument

on this planet according to my data.

To ensure our anonymity, I have chosen it

as our teleportation module.

- Let us in. - I see your crew

is as capable as ever.

Oh, oh, oh. Oh, wow.

Oh, oh, oh, shh.

Oh.

Oh.

It can't be.

Can't be.

Oh!

-Sheriff, what happened?

They're here! Giant guitar!

Giant guitar?

It's an attack!

Oh, is that old war wound

of yours acting up again, Sheriff?

Oh, never mind.

Help me up, help me out of here.

Come on, we got a city to save.

1359, come on.

Coming, Commander.

I'm so glad every one of you made it.

By the way, return to the ship can be accomplished

by pushing "8" on the telephonic device in the booth.

Remember, observing physical properties

and locating an intelligent life form

are what we all came for.

Am I making myself clear?

It is mandatory that this exploratory mission

of interplanetary observation be accomplished

without interfering or obtrusively interfacing

with the inhabitants of this planet.

What'd he say?

What one millisecond.

I thought you were to alter you appearance.

Why am I the only one who has to wear a disguise?

Of all the planets we've ever visited,

have you ever seen anything

that even remotely looks like you?

- No, but -- - Exactly. No butt,

no lips, no legs, no way.

This time, you're a --

A fire hydrant.

Hey, Frankie, I'm closing in five minutes.

♪ Ooh ♪

♪ Try and see it my way ♪

Frankie, where have you been?

I've been looking all over for you.

You didn't call me.

♪ Try and see it my way ♪

I was worried about you.

I was with The Pack.

Frankie, what am I gonna do with you?

You spend more time with them than you do with me.

♪ Oh ♪

♪ Just wanna let you know ♪

♪ That I wanna keep you warm ♪

♪ Until the sun warms up the dawn ♪

It's not easy for me to say nice things,

but you're more important to me than anything in the world.

Oh, Frankie.

Oh, no you don't.

Not this time.

♪ Think it over, think it over ♪

- That's the idea. - One minute, please.

- No. - Do it, please.

I have life form reading.

Where?

Vision center obstructed.

I'm only two and a half mega micros tall.

Stovitz, assist 1359.

Uh-oh.

Don't scratch the paint.

The other way, nebula nose.

Straight ahead, please.

♪ That I'm wrong ♪

♪ And it's all my mind ♪

♪ You know ♪

It's obvious, Commander,

that mine is not the only disguise that is necessary.

You have a point.

Jay Jay, I can't.

♪ So I'm back ♪

Star light, star bright, first star that I see tonight,

I wish I may, I wish I might,

make my wish come true tonight.

This is great!

Wish this, you pervert!

Acceptable?

- No! - Yes!

You boys see anything strange around here?

No!

Better on go back to town where you'll be safe.

How rude.

♪ Justine ♪

♪ Justine, Justine ♪

♪ Justine, Justine ♪

♪ You just don't treat me right ♪

♪ Justine, Justine ♪

♪ Justine, Justine ♪

♪ You just don't treat me right ♪

♪ You like to ball in the morning ♪

♪ Stay out late at night ♪

♪ Goin' to the barbershop ♪

♪ Gonna have him do me up ♪

♪ Gotta get clean for my little buttercup ♪

♪ Justine. Justine ♪

♪ Justine, Justine ♪

♪ Justine, Justine ♪

♪ Justine, Justine ♪

♪ She's my lovin' baby ♪

♪ You know she drives me wild ♪

♪ Mamas, papas, sisters, brothers, uncles, crazy child ♪

♪ Justine, Justine ♪

♪ Justine, Justine ♪

♪ You just don't treat me right ♪

♪ Justine, Justine ♪

♪ Justine, Justine ♪

♪ Just don't treat me right ♪

♪ You like to ball in the morning ♪

♪ Stay out late at night ♪

♪ Goin' to the barbershop ♪

♪ Gonna have him do me up ♪

♪ Gotta get clean for my little buttercup ♪

♪ Justine, Justine ♪

♪ Justine, Justine ♪

♪ Justine, Justine ♪

♪ Justine, Justine ♪

♪ She's my lovin' baby ♪

♪ You know she drives me wild ♪

♪ Mamas, papas, sisters, brothers, uncles, crazy child ♪

♪ Whoo ♪

♪ Justine, Justine ♪

♪ Justine, Justine ♪

♪ Justine, Justine ♪

♪ Justine, Justine ♪

♪ Justine, Justine ♪

♪ Justine, Justine ♪

♪ Justine, Justine ♪

♪ Justine, Justine ♪

♪ She's my lovin' baby ♪

♪ You know she drives me wild ♪

♪ Mamas, papas, sisters, brothers, uncles, crazy child ♪

♪ Whoo ♪

Fig-a-la-do, fig-a-la-do, fig-a-la-do bop, fig-a-la-do.

Does your instrumentation reveal

any intelligent life form?

Life form, yes. Intelligent? No.

Well, this looks like an extraordinary village.

We shall enter and observe the species.

Mouth.

Did you polish my car yet?

I couldn't find a rag.

Use this.

Wow, I was wearing one all the time.

Frankie, why don't you leave him alone?

Get off our backs.

I kinda get off on your front.

Hey, Spyder, did you take care

of that little piece of business

we were takin' about yesterday?

Yeah, Frankie, no problem,

he's relaxing in the hospital.

Ooh, you mean he's still alive?

Yeah, kinda like that.

You didn't hear a word I said.

What?

I'm going to the ladies' room.

Try not to kill anyone before I get back.

Ooh.

Okay.

Someone should tell Babs to stop using

that industrial strength hairspray.

I know.

Look interesting.

Yes.

1359, perhaps you should stay out here.

Good idea.

Thank you, officer.

Frankie, look at them space cadets.

Why don't we The Pack together and stomp 'em?

Yeah, come on, Frankie.

No, not yet.

It bugs Dee Dee.

Weird.

Nice dancer.

Get down.

I'm your best friend, right?

Right.

So we can talk here, right?

Right.

You and Frankie are having problems again, right?

Right.

Listen, it's just a phase he's going through.

My hygiene teacher says

that this is normal behavior for young males.

It's hormonal, ya know?

Miserable.

Yeah, it'll pass in time,

as he's allowed to release his frustrations.

You know, sexually speaking.

Diane, sex is not the problem.

Doesn't a guy like that bring anything out in you?

Well, let me put it this way.

♪ Made up my mind the last time ♪

♪ I was gonna let you go ♪

♪ Next time you did me wrong I was gonna be strong ♪

♪ If you came back, thought I'd say no ♪

♪ Deadbolt locks on the front door ♪

♪ So don't you try my number again ♪

♪ My protection is gone, I don't wanna be strong ♪

♪ So try your lovin' tactics again ♪

♪ Oh, 'cause you bring out the lover in me ♪

♪ I just can't help myself when you're around ♪

♪ The talk is tough but the body's so weak ♪

♪ You bring out the lover in me ♪

♪ You bring out the lover in me ♪

♪ See your face ♪

♪ Yeah, yeah ♪

♪ Hear your voice ♪

♪ Yeah, yeah ♪

♪ Lose my cool like a fool ♪

♪ 'Cause I got no choice ♪

♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪

♪ You bring out the lover in me ♪

♪ I just can't help myself when you're around ♪

♪ The talk is tough but the body's so weak ♪

♪ You bring out the lover in me ♪

A simple yes or no would have been fine.

Hey, don't worry about it,

I'm sure you and Frankie will get along a lot better

at the dance tonight.

I hope so.

Was that really necessary?

Well, it's the only way I can drink it.

Well, can you drink it...

like this?

Yeah, that's okay.

Holy combine, his emolectomy is failing.

Some guys will do anything to impress a girl.

♪ Once upon a time there was combine man ♪

♪ Did anybody know that big old man ♪

♪ Once upon a time there was a big crane man ♪

♪ And everybody knew he had a wood brain, yeah ♪

♪ Oh, yeah ♪

♪ He's got wood in him ♪

♪ Is he made out of steel or glass rod ♪

♪ Nobody knows ♪

♪ He's a combine man ♪

♪ He can't break 'em ♪

♪ He's a tractor man ♪

♪ He can't knock 'em down ♪

♪ He's a tall man ♪

Ouch! Hey, wait for me!

♪ He's a combine, combine ♪

♪ He's a combine man ♪

♪ Combine man ♪

♪ A combine man ♪

♪ The world was full of holes until he made his plan ♪

♪ He buried 'em right up inside a big tin can ♪

♪ Big old Ernie Ford, he tried to play his hand ♪

♪ Now everybody's calling him the Combine Man ♪

♪ Oh, yeah ♪

♪ He's got wood in him ♪

♪ Is he made out of steel or glass rod ♪

♪ Nobody knows ♪

♪ He's a combine man ♪

♪ He can't break 'em ♪

♪ He's a tractor man ♪

♪ He can't knock 'em down ♪

♪ He's a tall man ♪

♪ He's a walkin' man ♪

♪ He's a combine, combine ♪

♪ He's a combine man ♪

♪ He's just a combine man ♪

♪ Combine man ♪

What's he made of?

♪ Hey, hey, hey, hey ♪

♪ Hey, hey, hey, hey ♪

♪ Hey, hey, hey, hey ♪

♪ Hey, hey, hey, hey ♪

Bury your face.

Wuh...

Hi, I'm Diane.

Greetings.

And you're Absid.

Yes.

And these other plants --

I can see their name tags.

We got F-Gee and Jaklem, nice to see ya.

Nopquir.

And...

Stovitz, great.

Aeiou.

- Close enough.

- Good, nice to see ya.

I'm Diane.

You guys really play great.

I mean...I mean you're really gnarly, you know? Good sound.

I'm head of the entertainment committee

on the Heidi High Cotillion, like a dance thing,

you know we have,

and I was wondering if you guys could,

you know 'cause you play, you're really good

and if you could play at it tonight?

- Will she be there?

- Yeah, yeah, yeah, she'll be there.

- Then absolutely.

- Okay, okay, great, okay.

At the gym, Heidi High at eight o'clock to play.

Okay.

Great.

- Frankie.

- Sir, we already have a very full schedule

of observation, sample acquisition, and experimentation.

- There's no way of knowing how the women on this planet

will react to this stimulator.

They may be unable to control themselves.

- Sir, sir.

♪ I used to wonder how everybody other ♪

♪ Than me found someone to love ♪

♪ Must have been given a stroke of a little bit of luck ♪

♪ But deep in my heart was a place and a part ♪

♪ That only the right one could fill ♪

♪ Well, my prayers must have all gone through ♪

♪ 'Cause somebody up there sent me you ♪

♪ Now I've found my little bit of heaven ♪

♪ I'm feeling like an angel ♪

♪ 'Cause now I've found my little bit of heaven ♪

♪ I'm feeling more than able ♪

♪ To give you all the secrets nobody ever knew ♪

♪ And put the past behind me ♪

♪ Forget about what I have been through ♪

♪ 'Cause now I've found my little bit of heaven in you ♪

♪ Now every day just shows another way ♪

♪ How a little bit of love can grow ♪

♪ Through the sunshine and rain ♪

♪ The ups and the downs ♪

♪ And the highs and the lows ♪

♪ But I'll just keep believing ♪

♪ In the love we've been feeling ♪

♪ And take one day at a time ♪

♪ 'Cause my prayers have all come true ♪

♪ 'Cause somebody up there sent me you ♪

♪ Now I've found my little bit of heaven ♪

♪ I'm feeling like an angel ♪

♪ 'Cause now that I've found my little bit of heaven ♪

♪ I'm feeling more than able ♪

♪ To give you all the secrets nobody ever knew ♪

♪ To put the past behind me ♪

♪ Forget about what I've have been through ♪

♪ 'Cause now I've found my little bit of heaven in you ♪

♪ Now that I've found my little bit of heaven ♪

♪ I'm feeling like an angel ♪

- Sir, the testing of a female sexual response stimulator

has been dropped from the list of approved experiments.

This could be a very lustful, degenerative, dirty mission,

and quite dangerous.

Allow me to volunteer.

- As Commander, I have a certain flexibility

in the choice of experiments.

I suggest that we now separate

and perform our assigned tasks.

- Sir, I think you're being hasty

with the sexual response stimulator.

It's never been used in this galaxy before.

It may be too powerful

for the female inhabitants of this planet.

What if it works? Then what?

- Don't worry, I have everything under control.

- Hey, you cute little grease monkey.

How would you like to tickle my carburetor?

- Sorry, exhaust breath, I don't work on compacts.

- Compacts.

Hey, honey, whenever

I see you I --

I -- I think I'm in love.

- This is a mistake.

Your feelings of attraction

are caused by an electronic device.

- I didn't know you were that way.

- I don't understand.

I never felt that way about a guy before,

but it was kind of interesting.

- Are you all right?

I'm president of the First Aid Committee,

although most of my time

is taken up with administrative duties.

Gee, even your medallion got broken.

- Yes, it was quite fortunate.

- Well, can I get you a doctor,

or a vanilla shake or something?

Here, let me get you a booth first.

Here, sit down.

- Won't you sit down?

- Well, maybe for just a minute.

You see, I've got a boyfriend

and he's kind of the jealous type.

- What is your name?

- Dee Dee.

Diane tells me you're gonna sing at the Cotillion tonight.

- Only if you'll be there.

- Of course I'll be there.

- Hey, you're not gonna get all unglued again are you?

- No.

I'll be okay.

- Good.

I've always wanted to sing at the Cotillion,

but my boyfriend Frankie won't let me sing with him.

- Why don't you sing with us?

- Me?

♪ I didn't mean to do it ♪

♪ Don't know what came over me ♪

♪ I thought I could resist her ♪

♪ Some things you can't guarantee ♪

♪ I was just alone in the night ♪

♪ Needing some attention to carry me through ♪

♪ Such an irresistible sight ♪

♪ But honey, she could never take the place of you ♪

♪ She doesn't mean, she doesn't mean ♪

♪ A thing to me ♪

♪ She caught me by surprise ♪

♪ When the moon was shining in her eyes ♪

♪ So baby, save the third degree ♪

♪ She doesn't mean a thing to me ♪

♪ Only an overnight fling ♪

♪ She doesn't a mean a thing ♪

- Wrong, wrong, you may record.

- Entrance to medical facilities...

extremely difficult.

Hello. - Shut up or I'll kill you.

- Did I catch you at a bad time?

- Yes, I was just on my way out.

- Am I in your way?

Initial encounter with patients of medical facilities

reveals them to be warm and outgoing.

- Uh-oh.

I think you better go out the back way,

or hide in the ladies' room, quick.

- Is there a problem?

- Yeah.

- Uh, Frankie, should I break his face now?

- No.

I want you to ask him to step out back

and then I want you to break his face.

- The ladies' room's that way,

I don't think they'll follow you in there.

That is, I think most of them won't follow you in there,

but there is one guy, and he might follow you in there,

but if --

- You.

- Me?

- Yeah, don't question what I say.

- Funny boy.

- Funny boy, yeah.

- You and moi got something to straighten out outside.

- I don't think you should go.

- It's quite all right,

I'm very good at engineering problems.

- Oh, very good. - Engineering.

- Maybe you can help us out back.

- Yeah. - Engineer this one, pal.

- Well?

- Well, what?

♪ Hey, everybody, have you heard the word ♪

♪ Someone's been messing with Frankie's girl ♪

♪ Hey, man, you've gotta lot of nerve ♪

♪ Gonna take you outside, you've got a lesson to learn ♪

♪ Come on ♪

♪ You should've left that girl alone ♪

♪ Come on ♪

- Okay, lover boy.

♪ Don't try to run ♪

♪ Don't try to hide ♪

♪ Gonna teach you a little lesson outside ♪

- What the hell is going on here?

- I don't know karate.

- Maybe he's into Scientology or something.

- Maybe.

- Okay, let's see how that digital dude handles this.

- Yeah!

- Get 'em, Spyder!

♪ You're way too far from home ♪

♪ Don't try to run, don't try to hide ♪

♪ Gonna teach you a little lesson outside ♪

- Mm-hmm, yeah.

- Ah, pineapples.

- Claymore mines, large rockets.

Everything seems to be here except the bazooka,

and as I said, that should be ready on Tuesday.

Will that be cash or major credit card?

- Major credit card.

- Well, thanks for walking me to school.

I'm real glad they didn't hurt you.

- It was only a matter of negative energy force fields.

- You know, Frankie's not gonna

take this very well.

- This guy's gonna be dog meat.

- Well, I've gotta go work on decorations

if we're gonna play tonight.

I'll see you later.

Are you okay?

- Fine.

- Sheriff!

- Keep up the good work, boys.

Another fine example of our right to bear arms.

- She reminds me of mom.

- I wanna know where that alphabet creep is.

- I think I know somebody who's jealous.

- Why would I be jealous

of someone who's about to become recently deceased?

- Frankie, is that the only way

you know how to deal with things, violently?

I was hoping you'd grow out of that.

- Yeah, well maybe -- - Anyway, you just missed him,

but he'll be back later.

- Good. - Him and his group

are gonna play and sing at the Cotillion tonight.

- Oh.

- Something you won't let me do.

- And no one else is gonna, either.

Spyder, Clyde, Dino,

I want you guys and the rest of The Pack to cover the gym.

I don't want that creep

or any of his other alphabet soup friends gettin' in here.

And this time, get it right.

- Okay, Frankie. - No problem.

- Yeah, those aliens sure are clever,

but they ain't gonna fool this lawman.

- Fifth one today, it's a cut and dry case

of the chainsaw murderer.

- You mean alien chainsaw murderer.

Where'd it take place?

- Southern Fried Chicken, he just left the window.

Extra crispy.

- You on duty tonight?

- Yeah, anti-drug patrol at the Heidi High Cotillion.

- Good, can't let everything else go to hell

just while this is going on.

This is the hardest part of my job.

There's no easy way to do it, but it's gotta be done.

- Hello.

- Am I speaking to the widow of John S. Lamont?

- You must be mistaken. I'm not a widow.

- The hell you're not.

- Frankie looks really dreamy tonight.

You know, I think you're fallin' for that guy Absid.

- He is kind of out of this world.

- If you're through with Frankie, can I have him?

- Well?

- I calculate probability of entry

without violence at less than 1%.

- Locate an alternative point of entry and report back.

- Anything you say, Commander.

♪ He grew up in the shadows ♪

♪ Like a bird with a broken wing ♪

♪ Gettin' one bad break after another ♪

♪ So he grew up on the rims ♪

♪ He's been in and out of cages ♪

♪ 'Cause he took what he never had ♪

♪ It's just another story of a good kid going bad ♪

♪ He's a trouble, trouble, trouble maker ♪

♪ Street boy livin' on the edge of right and wrong ♪

♪ He's a trouble, trouble, trouble maker ♪

♪ He's got one eye lookin' over his shoulder ♪

♪ One eye on the road ♪

♪ And mama was fond of the bottle ♪

♪ And the old man overindulged ♪

♪ That's when he started walkin' a hard road ♪

♪ Life got harder at home ♪

♪ Now daddy's just confused ♪

♪ About the love he never had ♪

♪ No one ever talks to him, he just don't understand ♪

♪ He's a trouble, trouble, trouble maker ♪

♪ Street boy livin' on the edge of right and wrong ♪

♪ He's a trouble, trouble, trouble maker ♪

♪ He's got one eye lookin' over his shoulder ♪

♪ One eye on the road ♪

♪ Well it's too, too sad ♪

♪ It's too, too bad ♪

♪ He's had every chance taken away ♪

♪ He's just a good boy going bad ♪

♪ All right now ♪

♪ He's a trouble, trouble, trouble maker ♪

♪ Street boy livin' on the edge of right and wrong ♪

♪ He's a trouble, trouble, trouble maker ♪

♪ He's got one eye lookin' over his shoulder ♪

♪ One eye on the road ♪

♪ Trouble, trouble, trouble maker ♪

♪ Street boy livin' on the edge of right and wrong ♪

♪ He's a trouble, trouble, trouble maker ♪

♪ He's got one eye lookin' over his shoulder ♪

♪ One eye on the road ♪

♪ He's a trouble, trouble maker ♪

- There is no conventional entry,

but I can get you inside.

- Very good.

- Shit, what's with this crapper?

- What the hell! - Damn, it's happening

to all of them! - Let's get out of here!

- Come on, let's get out of here, come on!

- Where's Stovitz?

- Sorry, guys, I guess I made a wrong turn.

- Yeah, Sheriff, I almost got one

of these escaped maniac killers down here at Heidi High,

but he gave me the brush-off.

- Forget about those loonies, they're small game.

I want the aliens.

Now get your butt back here,

I got somethin'll fix those aliens once and for all.

- I'm on my way, Sheriff.

- That a boy.

Hello.

- All right, guys, everything is cool, right?

- Yeah. - You know us, Frankie.

- Good.

There's no way in.

- No way.

- All locked up, right?

- Under control. - Tight as a drum.

- Impenetrable, huh.

- Yeah. - Ooh, I like that.

- Then who's that?

- It's them creeps.

- That's good.

I'm gettin' real tired of you guys screwing up

and making me look bad, ya know it.

- I'm sorry. - Yeah, we didn't mean it,

Frankie. - Real tired!

- Frankie, there's something I gotta talk to you -

- Look, can't ya see I'm busy?

- Frankie. - What?

- I'm singing --

- Look, I told you, you never sing with me, all right?

- I'm not singing with you, I'm singing with them.

- You're singing with them but you're my girl.

- Was your girl, Frankie.

We're history now.

I'm looking to the future.

♪ Let's dance tonight ♪

♪ Let's party tonight ♪

♪ Let's dance, dance, dance ♪

♪ I can feel the blood rushin' right up into my head ♪

♪ Whoa-oh-oh, whoa-oh-oh, whoa-oh-oh, whoa-oh-oh ♪

♪ Just like the mercury risin' right up into the red ♪

♪ Whoa-oh-oh, whoa-oh-oh, whoa-oh-oh, whoa-oh-oh ♪

♪ So if you can't stand the heat, get away from the fire ♪

♪ 'Cause the beat's gettin' ready to pump ♪

♪ Yeah, we're gonna roll the hot rock ♪

♪ Keep on burnin' it up ♪

♪ Let's dance tonight ♪

♪ Let's party tonight ♪

♪ Let's dance, dance, dance ♪

♪ We're gonna get crazy tonight ♪

♪ We're gonna pump it up tonight ♪

♪ Let's dance, dance, dance ♪

♪ I can feel the shock runnin' underneath the ground ♪

♪ Whoa-oh-oh, whoa-oh-oh, whoa-oh-oh, whoa-oh-oh ♪

♪ 'Cause we'll be crankin' it up until we're tumbling down ♪

♪ Whoa-oh-oh, whoa-oh-oh, whoa-oh-oh, whoa-oh-oh ♪

♪ So if you can't stand the heat, get away from the fire ♪

♪ 'Cause the beat's gettin' ready to pump ♪

♪ Yeah, we're gonna roll the hot rock ♪

♪ Keep on burnin' it up ♪

♪ Let's dance tonight ♪

♪ Let's party tonight ♪

♪ Let's dance, dance, dance ♪

♪ We're gonna get crazy tonight ♪

♪ We're gonna pump it up tonight ♪

♪ Let's dance, dance, dance ♪

♪ Dance tonight ♪

♪ Let's dance tonight ♪

♪ Dance, dance, dance ♪

♪ Dance ♪

♪ Dance ♪

♪ Dance ♪

♪ Dance ♪

♪ Dance ♪

♪ Dance ♪

♪ Dance ♪

♪ Dance ♪

♪ Let's dance tonight ♪

♪ Let's dance tonight ♪

♪ Let's dance, dance ♪

♪ Dance tonight ♪

♪ Let's dance tonight ♪

- I don't believe it.

♪ Dance, dance, dance ♪

♪ Let's dance tonight ♪

♪ Let's dance tonight ♪

♪ Let's dance, dance, dance ♪

- Come on, let's get out of here.

♪ Sitting in my hollow shell ♪

♪ And I'm never looking out ♪

♪ Put my thoughts upon a shelf ♪

♪ But I feel like getting out ♪

♪ Now my fears are growing ♪

♪ I feel like something's holding on ♪

You wanna go for a walk down by the lake?

- Yes. - Okay.

- That would be most enjoyable. Alone.

- Frankie?

Frankie?

Frankie, are you here?

Frankie, is that you?

- Could you wait just one moment?

- Sure.

- Okay, bye.

- What's the matter, can't you get it on?

- Oh, ah, nuts!

- Hey, hey, hey, hey, this is no way to treat your tools.

Just calm down here for two seconds

and I'll show ya how to fix it.

Come on, come on, come on, help me out.

- What a great night.

We could go for a swim

if the acid rains hadn't ruined the lake.

- There are undesired chemicals in this lake.

- I'll say, they used to bottle it as paint remover,

back before economy got bad and everybody stopped working.

- Have they tried to reintroduce natural fauna?

- Yeah, they tried to stock it last summer,

but all they got for all their trouble

was a couple pounds of fried fish.

- So use of this lake was stopped

through the addition of these chemicals through rain fall.

- Well, no, they stopped it before that

when they opened a branch

of plutonium nuclear freeze dried foods

on the other side of the lake.

- Were there any efforts to obtain compensation

through your legal systems?

- Yeah, but there was a law passed

limiting all nuclear contamination claims to $17.50.

But then all compensations were waived

and they came and put an MX missile silo

at the bottom of the lake.

But the acid rains ruined the missile,

which turned out not to work anyway,

but the Defense Department

still sued Speelburgh for the damages.

You're not from around here, are you?

♪ Oh, but from this loneliness, there's no hiding place ♪

♪ Inside this cold and empty ♪

- Stop the music, stop the music!

- Jeez, it's the principal.

- Stop the music right now!

Now, boys and girls, may I have your --

may I have your attention, please.

We have to cancel the rest of the Cotillion.

There have been a number of murders.

Yes,

I said murders.

Boys and girls, there's nothing to worry about.

The situation is under control.

♪ I miss so much ♪

♪ My world is empty without you, babe ♪

- There's something I wanted to ask you,

could I join the band?

I know you'd have to talk it over

with the rest of the guys,

and I know it would cause some problems.

Like, on the road, we'd have to have

an extra motel room and stuff, but --

- That is important, we do travel a lot.

- But I'd add sex appeal

and that's an important component

in maximizing profitability in core and target audiences,

and I like you a lot.

- As commander of this band, I approve your request.

- All right!

- Ah, thank you.

- You're welcome.

Anyway, I want ya to tell me everything about the band,

like who's your manager?

- Uh, we don't have one.

We haven't been here very long.

- I figured, 'cause some manager

would have snapped you up a long time ago.

I mean, your sound is really great.

A little spacey, but really great.

- Dee Dee, I...

I'm an alien.

- Well, that's okay, there's lots of English bands.

What about Menudo?

We'll get you a good immigration lawyer

and you'll have your green card

and citizenship papers in no time.

- No, I mean,

I'm from another planet.

- You mean you're from...

And not...?

And I fell for someone from...?

- Exactly.

- Wow.

But ya know, I guess it's not surprising

I'd fall for an alien, Lois Lane fell for Superman.

There have been lots of mixed couples like that.

There's Fay Wray and King Kong.

I still can't believe you're an alien.

What a novelty act.

- This is gross.

When was the last time you lubricated this thing?

- I don't know.

- Yeah, never.

- Did you see where they went?

I didn't see where they went.

- I don't know.

- They went in the booth, didn't they?

- Yes.

- We both...we both saw that, right?

- Right.

Hold it, man, I think I know what happened. Acid flashback.

- What?

- Now everybody listen up,

I've got an announcement to make.

As of right now, The Pack is dissolved.

I said listen up.

No more brutal beatings, gang fights, head stompings.

The fun's over.

- Come on! - Now listen man,

you're gonna have to get

your kicks without me, all right?

Listen, we've had some good times, right?

- The best. - Man.

- And I paid a high price for 'em.

Dee Dee and I are through.

- Oh, man. Frankie. - Man.

- Please, Frankie.

But Frankie.

- Need I elaborate any further?

No more violence.

- Where are we?

- This is my ship.

- Video games?

- So, ya happy now?

There's no more Pack.

There's no more violence.

There's no more you.

Dee Dee, I can live without all of the rest of it,

but I can't live without you.

♪ Always been the bigshot pushin' everybody else around ♪

♪ I think I learned my lesson now ♪

♪ It's me who's fallin' down ♪

♪ My heart is hurtin' from the jealous state I'm in ♪

♪ Won't you give me a chance to start all over again ♪

♪ 'Cause that's the nature of the beast ♪

♪ Keepin' up the male persona ♪

♪ That's the nature of the beast ♪

♪ Keepin' up my status quota ♪

♪ Now the nature of the beast ♪

♪ Wants to give love and affection ♪

♪ Oh, the nature of the beast ♪

♪ Doesn't want to end up alone ♪

♪ Thought my innocent face could hide ♪

♪ my dark, elusive eyes ♪

♪ But now I know I'm committin' an emotional homicide ♪

♪ Leavin' you alone had to be the worst thing I could do ♪

♪ 'Cause look at me now, runnin' around like a fool ♪

♪ Yeah, that's the nature of the beast ♪

♪ Keepin' up the male persona ♪

♪ That's the nature of the beast ♪

♪ Keepin' up my status quota ♪

♪ Now the nature of the beast ♪

♪ Wants to give love and affection ♪

♪ Oh, the nature of the beast doesn't wanna end up alone ♪

♪ Oh, no ♪

♪ Don't wanna be alone ♪

♪ Minute, minute, minute by minute ♪

♪ Every second starts to cut ♪

♪ The longer I wait, I just get that more heated up ♪

♪ I gotta get you back if it's the last thing that I do ♪

♪ I'll change anything, I just can't live without you ♪

♪ 'Cause that's the nature of the beast ♪

♪ Keepin' up the male persona ♪

♪ That's the nature of the beast ♪

♪ Keepin' up my status quota ♪

♪ Now the nature of the beast ♪

♪ Wants to give love and affection ♪

♪ Oh, the nature of the beast ♪

♪ Doesn't wanna end up alone ♪

♪ That's the nature of the beast ♪

♪ Keepin' up the male persona ♪

♪ The nature of the beast ♪

♪ Keepin' up my status quota ♪

♪ Now the nature of the beast ♪

♪ Wants to give love and affection ♪

♪ Oh, the nature of the beast ♪

♪ Doesn't wanna end up alone ♪

♪ No, no, no ♪

- Ya know, it's one thing for him to beat us up,

but it's another thing for him to break

up the whole damn Pack!

- Yeah!

- I miss the way he used to knee me in the eyes.

- Shouldn't have done it, man.

- Why'd he do it?

- He dumped us like yesterday's garbage.

- Yeah, well, yesterday's garbage

could still kick up a stink.

- That's right. - Yeah.

- Right on.

- You're right, he doesn't care about us.

- Yeah, and the garbageman

ain't gonna stop here anymore, either.

- You're drinkin' your bathwater.

- Yeah, any garbageman tries to get his slimy hands on me

is gonna get his frickin' teeth kicked.

- Yeah.

- And that garbageman's name just happens to be --

- Frankie.

- Yeah. - I'm gonna snuff him

with my own personal compacter.

And that garbageman named Frankie

just happens to be the --

- Real Frankie!

- We'll bludgeon him, man! - Yeah.

- Nobody! - Hey man!

- Nobody! - Ya gotta come see this,

there's this phone booth

that Dee Dee and that creep just went into,

and they just disappeared.

- What do you intend to do during your lifetime?

- Well, I was thinking about becoming a nun,

or a bomber pilot, or maybe even going into politics.

But ever since I met you, I haven't thought of anything

except becoming a member of your band.

- I've been thinking about that, too.

Would you like to come to my planet?

- Your planet? Yeah, we could get a book deal,

paperback rights, miniseries, toys, t-shirts, posters,

the whole works. - Wait a minute.

How do you feel about me?

Do you love me?

- I think so.

- Whew, I'm glad to hear that.

You'll like our planet.

Of course, you'll have to get an emolectomy.

- A what?

- An emolectomy, it's just a minor operation

to take away emotion.

Everyone on the planet has one.

It greatly simplifies existence,

especially around income tax time.

- But what about love?

- There is no love on our planet, nor hatred.

- You're kidding.

- No, the operation takes it away.

Of course, after this relationship,

I'll have to go in for a recharge.

- But with all the emotion gone,

how can we have, you know...

sex.

- Ah, that.

- Yeah.

- Don't worry, on our planet we have sex almost every night.

Almost Monday, almost Tuesday.

- Maybe I don't have to have one

if we're going just to visit.

- It wouldn't be just for a visit.

- No?

- No.

- You mean I'll never see Speelburgh again?

Heidi High? Frankie?

- That's correct.

- All of my friends are in Speelburgh,

I really couldn't leave for good,

not even for stardom with you.

I'd be making a terrible mistake.

See ya later.

- Wait!

- Wrench.

The 12 and three quarter open end.

I see you never took auto shop.

- No.

- It's okay.

- Dee Dee.

Dee Dee, is that your asthma acting up again?

Whoa!

Hey, hey, stay back!

What are you doing, huh?

Hey, hey, man, you better watch out!

I got a lot of people backing me up, man.

Hey, hey!

- This is a bunch of shit.

I don't see no Frankie

and you can't disappear in no damn phone booth,

ya hear me?

- I told ya something weird

was going on with that phone booth.

Dino just disappeared.

- There's something really wrong here.

- Wait a minute, I thought you said one of those creeps

was with Dee Dee when they disappeared.

- Right.

- I don't think those creeps are from our world.

- Yeah, I kinda thought they were from Cleveland.

- I mean another planet, bonehead!

This could be some kind of invasion.

- Yeah, well, what are we gonna do about it?

- I tell ya what we're gonna do about it,

we're gonna stop 'em.

- Right.

How?

- Frankie?

Frankie!

- Dee Dee, get back!

Hey, hose head, are you goin' AC or DC,

or do you like going with both, huh?

- Frankie, look out!

- I said stay back!

Hey, who unglued your chassis, huh, man?

- Bummer.

- Frankie!

- Hey, Dee Dee, look out behind you!

It won't budge!

Come on!

- Frankie!

Come here!

Oh, my God!

- Get back!

- Gnarly.

- You want me to give it the first pull?

No, I really can't.

- For me.

- I'm really flattered.

But just this time.

Here it goes.

Well, give it a try.

It's Dee Dee and Frankie, help 'em!

You were terrific.

You wanna go take a little walk?

- You bet.

- Do you know that guy?

- No.

Frankie...

I love you.

You're so down to earth.

- Here, put this on.

We finally found an equalizer.

Pretty snazzy, eh?

- Sheriff, I don't know to drive this thing.

- You're doing fine.

- What is that?

- A bazooka.

- Hey, you two, get out of the way!

- Oh no, a quadruped.

Look, I know what you're thinking.

You leave me no choice.

I'm not what you think I am.

Look, it's nothing personal, I'm on a mission.

It's a long story.

F-Gee.

All personnel return to ship.

Yes, sir.

We must return to the ship immediately.

♪ Sad day, she stays open-hearted ♪

♪ She plays, she stays open-hearted ♪

♪ Sleep on, stranger in your arms ♪

♪ Unfolding night, have no fear ♪

♪ From me tonight ♪

Hi, there.

- He just might be very dangerous.

- We just might have to disassemble him.

- No, send him back where he belongs.

- And there's something else that's gonna change, too.

- Oh, yeah?

- Yep.

- What's that?

- Well, from now on, I'm not a single act anymore.

- You're not? - Nope,

gonna be nothin' but duets.

Frankie and...

Dee Dee and Frankie.

- Oh, Frankie, I am so happy.

- Wait a minute.

- Oh, Frankie. - Ya hear that?

- I'm so happy.

What about The Pack?

- Sounds like Frankie.

- Whaddaya say we go pay him a little visit.

- Speelburgh could use a little alien persuasion.

- Gee, kids, why don't we see if we can

go find Frankie and Dee Dee

and see if they wanna go bird watching or something.

That's very good.

♪ Time goes by so fast ♪

♪ You've got to have a dream ♪

♪ To just hold on ♪

♪ All my dreams of love began ♪

♪ With the reality of ♪

♪ You and I believe ♪

♪ That all our dreams will last forever ♪

♪ And when the rain begins to fall ♪

♪ You'll ride my rainbow in the sky ♪

♪ And I will catch you if you fall ♪

♪ You'll never have to ask me why ♪

♪ And when the rain begins to fall ♪

♪ I'll be the sunshine in your life ♪

♪ You know that we can have it all ♪

♪ And everything will be all right ♪

Come on, let's get wet.

♪ Though the sun may hide ♪

♪ We still can see ♪

♪ The light that shines for you and me ♪

♪ We'll be together all that we can be ♪

♪ And when the rain begins to fall ♪

♪ You'll ride my rainbow in the sky ♪

♪ And I will catch you if you fall ♪

♪ You'll never have to ask me why ♪

♪ And when the rain begins to fall ♪

♪ I'll be the sunshine in your life ♪

♪ You know that we can have it all ♪

♪ And everything will be all right ♪

♪ And when the rain begins to fall ♪

♪ You'll ride my rainbow in the sky ♪

♪ And I will catch you if you fall ♪

Stovitz, you drive.

What?

♪ Begins to fall ♪

♪ I'll be the sunshine in your life ♪

♪ You know that we can have it all ♪

♪ And everything will be all right ♪

♪ Let's dance tonight ♪

♪ Let's party tonight ♪

♪ Let's dance, dance, dance ♪

♪ I can feel the blood rushin' right up into my head ♪

♪ Whoa-oh-oh, whoa-oh-oh, whoa-oh-oh, whoa-oh-oh ♪

♪ Just like the mercury risin' right up into the red ♪

♪ Whoa-oh-oh, whoa-oh-oh, whoa-oh-oh, whoa-oh-oh ♪

♪ So if you can't stand the heat, get away from the fire ♪

♪ 'Cause the beat's gettin' ready to pump ♪

♪ Yeah, we're gonna roll the hot rock ♪

♪ Keep on burnin' it up ♪

♪ Doesn't mean, she doesn't mean a thing to me ♪

♪ She caught me by surprise ♪

♪ When the moon was shining in her eyes ♪

♪ So baby, save the third degree ♪

♪ She doesn't mean a thing to me ♪

♪ Only an overnight fling ♪

♪ She doesn't mean anything ♪

♪ Justine, Justine ♪

♪ Justine, Justine ♪

♪ Justine, Justine ♪

♪ Justine, Justine ♪

♪ She's my lovin' baby ♪

♪ You know she drives me wild ♪

♪ Mamas, papas, sisters, brothers, uncles, crazy child ♪

♪ Whoo ♪

♪ Justine, Justine ♪

♪ Justine, Justine ♪

♪ You just don't treat me right ♪

♪ Justine, Justine ♪

♪ Justine, Justine ♪

♪ Just don't treat me right ♪

♪ You like to ball in the morning ♪

♪ And stay out late at night ♪

♪ So I'm back ♪

♪ I'm back on the street ♪

♪ Yes, I'm back to find somebody new ♪

♪ Now I'm back ♪

♪ I'm back on the street ♪

♪ Yes, I'm back and I'm over you ♪

♪ We used to sit around at night ♪

♪ Watching old time movie shows ♪

♪ Philosophize and analyze what we didn't know ♪

♪ No, no ♪

♪ You didn't know ♪

♪ We didn't know ♪

♪ We didn't know, we didn't know ♪

♪ What did you think, what did you think ♪

♪ We didn't think at all ♪

♪ We had the world in the palm of our hand ♪

♪ Then we turned and dropped it ♪

♪ They tore it apart, then we up and ran ♪

♪ 'Cause we knew we couldn't stop it, oh no ♪

♪ Where will we all be ♪

♪ In the 21st century ♪