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♫ ["DIVINE BEAUTY" by FRANCK FOSSEY PLAYING] ♫
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♪ Woke up every day ♪
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♪ And I can feel
it's always here ♪
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♪ Like gravity around myself
to give me strength ♪
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♪ It's a world I'd hope ♪
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♪ All begin with hope ♪
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Oh! Sorry.
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Todd?
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- Jaclyn.
- Hi. Hi-- Wow, look at you!
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And that-- all of that.
What are you doing here?
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I mean, it's fu-- funny
seeing you here.
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I-I thought you had
an apartment downtown.
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Uh... uh, we-- we bought a house
around the corner.
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For the schools.
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Uh, you remember Gia, don't you?
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Uh, yeah, last time I saw her,
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her face was kinda covered
by your crotch.
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[BABY COOS]
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I heard you got married.
Congratulations.
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Thank you.
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Oh, that's sweet of you to say.
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Thank you. Yeah, I'm a dad!
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Yeah! Yeah,
how'd that happen?
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I mean, I know
how that happened.
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Just, you always said
you didn't want babies
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when we were married.
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Yeah, well, turns out,
uh, I was wrong.
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Kids are great.
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[CHUCKLES]
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He's a great dad.
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Really happy for you guys.
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Thank you. Uh, I couldn't be--
Well, we--
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We couldn't be happier,
you know?
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I'm living my best life.
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Yeah, me, too.
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Yeah. All right.
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Well, we, um--
we should get going.
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- Okay.
- Gotta get this in the ground.
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- Yeah, yeah.
- You know? But it was really--
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- Dig it deep.
- It was great to--
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- Oh, I--
- You know? Come on.
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Let's not smother the...
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baby.
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Really great.
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Yeah.
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So great to see you.
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[BIRDS CRIPPING]
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Can I help you?
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Hi, uh, yeah. Um--
the-- I have a-- there's a--
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I have this plant.
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Um, uh, I--
It's a dwarf tangerine
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and I-I bought it here
a year ago, and it--
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It's grown some, it just--
it doesn't grow any fruit.
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And I've tried everything,
even, like, a citrus stake.
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I think it's growing great!
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These leaves are gorgeous
and lush.
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But you see this?
Something happened to it.
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Disease? Trauma?
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Is it gonna die?
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No lie, it'll keep growing,
but it'll never bear fruit.
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[CRIES]
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♫ ["THIS IS OUR WORLD" by COLIN FRASER PLAYING] ♫
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That was supposed to be me,
you know?
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- MOLLY: Yeah.
- He said, "Kids will change us."
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- "And I love us."
- Men ain't shit.
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I thought he would change
when you had kids and...
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[SNIFFLES] ...and when
my brother had kids,
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and when his cousins had kids,
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and I waited, and I waited,
and then...
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he just didn't wanna
have kids with me!
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I know. And this is probably
the wrong time to say,
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"I told you so," but, honey,
I've literally been telling you
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the exact same thing
for 15 years.
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I wasted all my good eggs
on that asshole.
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And now,
I'm never gonna be a mom!
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- MOLLY: No. Yes.
- I'm never gonna be a mom!
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MOLLY: Yes, you are.
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You just--
you have to get back out there.
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I am out there!
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And it's like
every good guy is married
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or they don't wanna have kids.
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Or-- or-- the older guys,
they already have kids
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and don't wanna have any more.
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Or the young guys,
they just wanna fuck a MILF.
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But I'm not even a MILF,
I'm just an ILF!
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[SOBS]
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JACLYN: I just--
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I just wanna
skip the dating part
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and get to the mom part.
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- I just--
- No. No, don't skip the dating part.
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The dating part is where
all the good fun sex happens.
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You know, when you--
when you get to the mom part,
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it's just you know,
scheduled sex once a week
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and the foreplay is
like he brushes his teeth.
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That's me.
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JACLYN: My mom was the best
and she made me feel
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like I could do anything.
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And like I was exactly perfect
just the way I was.
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I wanna do that
for a little one.
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I wanna be that mom
for somebody.
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I don't know
why you're trippin'.
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You don't need a husband
to have a baby.
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No, that's true.
You can totally adopt!
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Oh, although adoption
is not cheap.
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I have friends who did it
and it's like--
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It's like 40 grand
all said and done.
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Oh, fuck me!
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I wasn't talkin' about adoption.
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Artificial insemination
is worse.
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Mike and Lydia, they went
through six IVF treatments
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at 25 grand a pop.
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Well, fuck me!
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You don't have to buy it.
Just go and get some.
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What? Where are you getting?
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What?
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You know, get some.
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Mm. Mm, mm, mm.
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Mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm.
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- Oh.
- That's called "stealing sperm".
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It's not stealing
if they freely give it away.
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- Uh.
- Condoms break.
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Accidents happen.
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Especially if you plan 'em.
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No, that insane.
You can't do that.
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You can't just--
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Although, I mean, if there--
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No. It's just-- it's wrong.
Is it-- is it wrong?
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I mean-- I mean, it could work.
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- Right.
- It could work.
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What's happening right now?
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- I kinda think you're the devil.
- Mm.
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But it is
not the worst idea ever.
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If you're talking about what
I think you're talking about,
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then it is the worst idea.
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- It's the best worst idea.
- Oh!
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JACLYN: How will he ever find out?
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You know, I'm not gonna
call him to tell him. You guys
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- aren't gonna call him and tell him.
- I'm not calling him.
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I mean, most guys
ghost me anyway.
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And this time,
I want him to ghost me.
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And he gets to have sex with
you and you get a baby.
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Win-win. Waa-waa.
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Okay, I think you guys
are forgetting something.
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Right, um-mm.
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What if the sperm is slow
or he's shooting blanks?
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- JACLYN: Huh, we'll have a backup.
- I'm thinking two, maybe three.
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We gotta flood the fallopian
tubes when the egg drops.
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Yeah, yeah.
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You're-- you're talking
about an orgy?
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It's like having three one-night
stands in the same night.
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[CHUCKLES] Okay.
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Oh my god. No.
No, I can't do this.
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This is crazy.
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I don't want to just fuck
some rando to get a baby.
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That's why I can't go to the
sperm bank in the first place.
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Besides from the fact
that it will bankrupt me.
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I want to know that the father
of my child is a good person.
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- MOLLY: Right? Yeah.
- You know? Like a kind person.
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Ideally artistic and intelligent
and good sense of humor.
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Argh, who the fuck
am I kidding?
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I'll just freeze my eggs
until I find Mr. Right.
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Idea.
What if we found them for you?
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♫
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- ♫ ["TURN BACK THE TIME" by ANDREW KINGSLOW PLAYING] ♫
- [INDISTINCT CHATTER]
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Is there nuts in that?
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Huh, I don't know.
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I can put nuts in it for you.
Would you like that?
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I can put nuts anywhere
you'd like.
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Okay, babe, shut it down.
We have guests.
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All right, but mom has the kids
so we will have time
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for your special
birthday treat later.
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Don't get too fucked up.
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I won't. I have an idea though.
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What if we just send
all these jokers home
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and we have later now?
How about that?
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All of our best friends,
you mean those jokers?
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[INDISTINCT CHATTER IN THE BACKGROUND]
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Well, what about her?
What about that joker?
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I don't know her.
Who is she?
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That's Jackie's friend
from work.
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- Oh, the lesbian.
- Yes.
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Yeah. Why is she here?
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She's Jackie's plus one.
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Oh, okay. Oh! Are they--?
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No. What? Just--
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Well, why-why is Jackie coming?
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Because she is like family.
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Is she like family though?
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I don't know. Maybe I just had
it in my head
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that we were going to take a
Jackie break after thanksgiving.
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All right, she had just found out
that Todd was getting remarried.
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- I know.
- Just found out.
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Believe me.
I was sympathetic
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with all the crying and the
carrying on.
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But did she have to teach
our six-year-old about blowjobs?
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- She did-- She--
- All about blowjobs?
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She didn't hear the whole thing.
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- Soup to nuts.
- She didn't-- No, no.
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- Yes.
- Maybe the soup but not the nuts.
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That's not even
our job to do that.
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- All right, you know what?
- It's the internet's job.
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You will barely know
that she is here.
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♫
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Okay.
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I can do this.
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It's just casual sex.
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I can do that.
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I can totally do that.
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The table looks great.
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Wait, why are the desserts
out already?
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[INDISTINCT CHATTER IN THE BACKGROUND]
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Do you guys have
everything you need?
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Yes, we do honey. Thank you.
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- Hi.
- Hey, whose playlist is this?
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These are Geoff's
favorite songs.
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ARMIN: Oh god.
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- Nope, can't do it.
- MOLLY: No, Jaclyn.
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No, stop, stop, stop, stop.
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No, no, no, no, no, no.
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On paper,
this all sounded great.
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But now that I'm actually here,
I can't. I can't do it.
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Okay, well, just listen.
I will 100% agree.
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But please don't leave me here.
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I- If I have to have one more
conversation about IPOs,
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I will murder someone.
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Hold on, what's going on?
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She's reconsidering.
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No, no, no.
You cannot back out.
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Yes, I can.
Because this is crazy.
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AMANDINE: Yes, it is crazy.
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Like Uber Eats
and Standing Desk.
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But crazy can be genius.
Great dress.
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Yeah.
You don't think it's too much?
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- It's very good. Oh.
- It's gonna get the job done.
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No, ah!
Huh, I was gonna return it.
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Oh, oops. I'm sorry.
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$450?
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See?
That's what I'm talking about.
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This dress is not me.
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Sleeping with three guys
is not me.
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Okay, it is not you.
That's clear.
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Now, is this how you wanna have
a kid? No.
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But is this the only option?
Yes.
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Okay? We did our part.
You gotta do your part.
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You promise that there's no way
they can find me afterwards.
246
00:10:42,276 --> 00:10:44,287
No, you just need to make sure
that no one figures out
247
00:10:44,311 --> 00:10:45,813
what you're doing tonight.
248
00:10:45,846 --> 00:10:48,049
Because I will 100%
throw you under the bus
249
00:10:48,082 --> 00:10:51,318
if Geoff finds out
that I was part-- Hi.
250
00:10:51,352 --> 00:10:52,987
- Hey.
- Oh, hey.
251
00:10:53,020 --> 00:10:54,622
Jackie, good to see you again.
252
00:10:54,655 --> 00:10:58,592
Yeah, you too. Happy birthday.
It's a book.
253
00:10:58,626 --> 00:10:59,894
Could've sworn it was a canoe.
254
00:10:59,927 --> 00:11:01,796
[JACLYN LAUGHING]
255
00:11:01,829 --> 00:11:03,998
It's signed to you.
256
00:11:04,031 --> 00:11:05,366
Oh, wow. Thank you.
257
00:11:05,399 --> 00:11:06,967
Oh, and isn't it lint?
258
00:11:07,001 --> 00:11:08,912
I mean, didn't you give up
refined sugar last year?
259
00:11:08,936 --> 00:11:11,305
I thought you did. What are
you giving up this year?
260
00:11:12,706 --> 00:11:14,375
I'm just giving up.
261
00:11:14,409 --> 00:11:16,177
[AMANDINE LAUGHING]
262
00:11:16,210 --> 00:11:18,179
- Okay.
- He's literally just turning 45.
263
00:11:18,212 --> 00:11:19,256
- I know, right?
- MOLLY: Thank you so much.
264
00:11:19,280 --> 00:11:20,981
I mean,
what's the matter with me?
265
00:11:21,015 --> 00:11:23,984
Doom and gloom here.
Here, let me take this.
266
00:11:24,018 --> 00:11:25,286
Here, you put this up.
267
00:11:25,319 --> 00:11:27,154
Oh my gosh.
Yes, I would love to.
268
00:11:27,188 --> 00:11:28,589
It'd be my pleasure.
269
00:11:30,758 --> 00:11:31,826
Is he okay?
270
00:11:31,859 --> 00:11:33,160
He's fine.
271
00:11:33,194 --> 00:11:35,396
None of the men in his family
lived past 88.
272
00:11:35,430 --> 00:11:37,765
So, now he thinks
he's in a downfall spiral.
273
00:11:37,800 --> 00:11:40,200
♫ ["BODY LANGUAGE" by ALEXANDER BAKER PLAYING] ♫
274
00:11:40,367 --> 00:11:42,380
I thought you said this was
gonna be a big shin dick.
275
00:11:42,404 --> 00:11:43,637
Yeah, well, it turns out
276
00:11:43,871 --> 00:11:45,583
Geoff doesn't have enough
friends to make it
277
00:11:45,607 --> 00:11:47,007
a shin dicks.
278
00:11:48,309 --> 00:11:50,878
Well, someone's gonna notice.
279
00:11:50,911 --> 00:11:51,911
Too late for that now
280
00:11:52,113 --> 00:11:55,716
because donor number one
is ready to play.
281
00:11:55,749 --> 00:11:56,749
MOLLY: So, are you ready?
282
00:11:58,152 --> 00:12:00,821
Well, my ovulation app
says it's go time.
283
00:12:00,855 --> 00:12:02,690
Go on then. Seize the day.
284
00:12:02,759 --> 00:12:06,659
♪ ...I am affected, come to me ♪
285
00:12:07,462 --> 00:12:08,996
♪ Just bring your mouth ♪
286
00:12:09,029 --> 00:12:09,930
[MUNCHING]
287
00:12:09,964 --> 00:12:12,967
- ♪ Closer to my ear ♪
- Hi.
288
00:12:13,000 --> 00:12:14,000
Oh.
289
00:12:16,704 --> 00:12:17,905
Hi.
290
00:12:19,974 --> 00:12:22,910
- JACLYN: Hi.
- I'm MJ. What's going on?
291
00:12:24,178 --> 00:12:26,714
Did you know this was
a birthday party?
292
00:12:26,747 --> 00:12:28,149
Yeah. Yeah, I did.
293
00:12:28,182 --> 00:12:29,383
Oh, okay.
294
00:12:29,417 --> 00:12:31,252
I kind of really don't know
why I'm here.
295
00:12:31,285 --> 00:12:34,155
I'm not even that good friends
with Amandine
296
00:12:34,188 --> 00:12:36,357
or at all, actually.
297
00:12:36,390 --> 00:12:39,026
Well, you can I can be friends.
298
00:12:39,059 --> 00:12:40,261
Wow, thank you.
299
00:12:41,962 --> 00:12:43,397
Friends with benefits,
if you want.
300
00:12:45,266 --> 00:12:49,970
- Okay.
- JACLYN: Um, so MJ, huh,
301
00:12:50,004 --> 00:12:51,148
that's not
short for Maryjane, is it?
302
00:12:51,172 --> 00:12:52,039
[LAUGHING]
303
00:12:52,072 --> 00:12:55,176
No, no. I wish.
304
00:12:55,209 --> 00:12:57,412
Actually, no. I don't wish that
my name was Maryjane.
305
00:12:57,445 --> 00:12:58,879
- No.
- No.
306
00:12:58,913 --> 00:13:02,116
And my MJ is for
Morris Jerusalem.
307
00:13:02,149 --> 00:13:04,452
Morris is my mother's
grandfather's name.
308
00:13:04,486 --> 00:13:07,154
And Jerusalem is the city
where I was conceived.
309
00:13:07,188 --> 00:13:09,089
- Oh, that's nice.
- I often say,
310
00:13:09,123 --> 00:13:11,426
well, thank goodness that I
wasn't conceived in Frankfurt
311
00:13:11,459 --> 00:13:14,295
because then I'd be quite an MF.
312
00:13:14,328 --> 00:13:16,897
Uh-huh. [LAUGHING]
313
00:13:16,931 --> 00:13:18,065
- Guys.
- Hi.
314
00:13:18,265 --> 00:13:19,910
You want to try some of this?
It's pretty good.
315
00:13:19,934 --> 00:13:22,470
Oh, no, thank you.
I'm taking an Uber later.
316
00:13:22,504 --> 00:13:24,872
And I like to be of sound mind
when I'm
317
00:13:24,905 --> 00:13:26,508
- in a car with a stranger.
- Oh.
318
00:13:26,541 --> 00:13:29,076
Okay, well, you
have got to try this.
319
00:13:29,109 --> 00:13:30,144
[CHUCKLES]
320
00:13:30,177 --> 00:13:31,812
- It's a Syrah.
- JACLYN: Okay.
321
00:13:31,845 --> 00:13:34,516
Give it a shot.
Tell me what you think.
322
00:13:34,549 --> 00:13:37,051
- Mm. Wow.
- ARMIN: Not bad, right?
323
00:13:37,084 --> 00:13:38,396
- Yeah.
- Almost makes up for the fact
324
00:13:38,420 --> 00:13:41,188
that they call it
Syrah Syrah. Ugh.
325
00:13:41,221 --> 00:13:42,257
[JACLYN LAUGHING]
326
00:13:42,390 --> 00:13:45,960
My ex-wife was the regional
sales manager for the estate.
327
00:13:45,993 --> 00:13:49,497
Um, she ran off with the
sommally-- the somma--
328
00:13:49,531 --> 00:13:51,433
the sommally--
The fucking wine guy.
329
00:13:51,466 --> 00:13:53,968
- She ran off with the wine guy.
- Ah, got ya.
330
00:13:54,001 --> 00:13:55,869
- ARMIN: Yeah.
- Should I spit it out?
331
00:13:55,903 --> 00:13:57,838
Would you please?
It would make me feel so good.
332
00:13:57,871 --> 00:13:59,907
[JACLYN AND ARMIN LAUGHING]
333
00:13:59,940 --> 00:14:01,476
- I'm Armin by the way.
- JACLYN: Hi.
334
00:14:01,509 --> 00:14:03,143
Hey. You're Molly's friend?
335
00:14:03,177 --> 00:14:05,813
The one who works for Jennifer
Aniston's charity, right?
336
00:14:05,846 --> 00:14:08,249
Oh, I actually did
the Standee for you guys.
337
00:14:08,282 --> 00:14:10,384
Yeah, my company.
Hey, my company works--
338
00:14:10,418 --> 00:14:12,520
Uh, we actually make
those cardboard standees
339
00:14:12,554 --> 00:14:16,290
that, you know, you can sit on
star's lab in a movie lobby?
340
00:14:16,323 --> 00:14:17,291
- Yeah.
- That's cool.
341
00:14:17,324 --> 00:14:18,460
Yeah. So, uh...
342
00:14:18,493 --> 00:14:20,728
Wait, so-so you know
Amandine as well?
343
00:14:21,061 --> 00:14:22,997
Uh, she's just a work friend.
344
00:14:23,030 --> 00:14:25,866
I mean, you know, uh,
she wouldn't know where I live
345
00:14:25,899 --> 00:14:27,301
- or anything like that.
- Right.
346
00:14:27,334 --> 00:14:29,003
Actually, I don't even
work there anymore.
347
00:14:29,036 --> 00:14:32,706
I-I'm moving away to a,
another city, far away.
348
00:14:33,508 --> 00:14:35,342
Wow. So, Jen is more
"Horrible bosses"
349
00:14:35,376 --> 00:14:37,011
and less Rachel in real life.
350
00:14:37,044 --> 00:14:38,912
- Noted.
- No, no, no. She's great.
351
00:14:38,946 --> 00:14:41,215
It's just I... needed a challenge.
352
00:14:41,248 --> 00:14:43,317
Wanted to mix things up a bit, so...
353
00:14:43,350 --> 00:14:46,320
You know what? I think that is
so healthy to shift gears.
354
00:14:46,353 --> 00:14:48,856
Geoff and I-- Well actually,
most of the guys here,
355
00:14:48,889 --> 00:14:49,923
we had a startup.
356
00:14:49,957 --> 00:14:51,526
Not like Amazon or anything.
357
00:14:51,559 --> 00:14:53,894
But once I got big enough,
I got to sell it.
358
00:14:53,928 --> 00:14:56,128
Now, I can kind of do whatever
I want. It's pretty cool.
359
00:14:56,163 --> 00:14:57,374
- Yeah. That's nice.
- ARMIN: Yeah.
360
00:14:57,398 --> 00:14:58,609
MJ: Yeah, yeah, that's really cool.
361
00:14:58,633 --> 00:15:01,835
I actually put money
into GameStop as well.
362
00:15:01,869 --> 00:15:03,937
I don't know,
well, and I made $3700.00
363
00:15:03,971 --> 00:15:05,215
- JACLYN: Oh wow.
- ARMIN: Nice, buddy.
364
00:15:05,239 --> 00:15:06,283
- MJ: Yeah, thanks.
- ARMIN: It's pretty good.
365
00:15:06,307 --> 00:15:07,387
MJ: So, it's like, saying--
366
00:15:08,609 --> 00:15:10,878
Right, now I got a lot of
free time, get to travel.
367
00:15:10,911 --> 00:15:13,515
Which I love so much.
I was working so much before.
368
00:15:13,548 --> 00:15:14,915
Right, I guess.
369
00:15:14,948 --> 00:15:17,519
Takes... a minute to start up.
370
00:15:17,552 --> 00:15:20,120
Oh yeah. I mean, all I did was
code, code, code
371
00:15:20,154 --> 00:15:21,321
and pound energy drinks.
372
00:15:21,355 --> 00:15:22,546
- JACLYN: Wow.
- ARMIN: That's why I'm trying to see
373
00:15:22,570 --> 00:15:25,859
- as much as the world--
- I'm so sorry. It's just, uh, my...
374
00:15:25,893 --> 00:15:27,961
mom, uh, broke her hip.
375
00:15:27,995 --> 00:15:29,072
- Oh my god.
- MJ: Oh my god.
376
00:15:29,096 --> 00:15:31,265
I'm just dealing with
m-my brothers.
377
00:15:31,298 --> 00:15:33,411
We're trying to figure out if
we should put her in our home.
378
00:15:33,435 --> 00:15:35,035
Oh, let me know
if you need any help or--
379
00:15:35,069 --> 00:15:36,937
JACLYN: Nope, done. Done.
380
00:15:36,970 --> 00:15:38,906
- Oh, great.
- I'm sorry, you were saying?
381
00:15:38,939 --> 00:15:40,174
Love to travel.
382
00:15:40,207 --> 00:15:41,351
- I have a lot of time.
- I'm scared of planes.
383
00:15:41,375 --> 00:15:43,110
To do that. But, um--
384
00:15:43,143 --> 00:15:44,345
She's gonna bail.
385
00:15:44,378 --> 00:15:46,414
Well, it sounded to me
386
00:15:46,448 --> 00:15:48,483
like you didn't want her
to go through with it.
387
00:15:48,516 --> 00:15:50,117
It's not true.
388
00:15:50,150 --> 00:15:52,554
But do you know how hard it is
to find a single man
389
00:15:52,587 --> 00:15:55,122
who is disease free in the
suburbs? I just--
390
00:15:55,155 --> 00:15:57,091
I don't want to disappoint them.
391
00:15:58,926 --> 00:16:01,095
It is possible that I may
have told them
392
00:16:01,128 --> 00:16:03,130
that I have a friend
in need of a--
393
00:16:03,163 --> 00:16:05,500
like, a confidence boost.
394
00:16:05,533 --> 00:16:06,800
So you're more worried about
395
00:16:06,801 --> 00:16:08,912
your guys friends being happy
than your best friend?
396
00:16:08,936 --> 00:16:11,272
Okay, well call it
a win-win situation.
397
00:16:12,106 --> 00:16:13,684
I mean, what's so wrong
with having a plan B?
398
00:16:13,708 --> 00:16:14,676
Oh, I've got a plan B.
399
00:16:14,709 --> 00:16:16,110
I've got a plan C.
400
00:16:16,143 --> 00:16:18,313
Because the plan is
to get her the D.
401
00:16:18,546 --> 00:16:19,581
[WHISPERS] What is that?
402
00:16:22,082 --> 00:16:24,251
- What is that?
- AMANDINE: It's molly.
403
00:16:24,284 --> 00:16:25,919
I don't--
404
00:16:25,953 --> 00:16:27,287
MDMA.
405
00:16:27,321 --> 00:16:28,690
- I don't under--
- E.
406
00:16:28,723 --> 00:16:29,691
I don't know what you're saying.
407
00:16:29,724 --> 00:16:31,626
Ecst-- Ecstasy.
408
00:16:31,659 --> 00:16:33,561
- I know that one.
- Ecstasy, yes.
409
00:16:33,595 --> 00:16:35,229
Just enough to prime the pump.
410
00:16:35,262 --> 00:16:36,598
Okay.
411
00:16:38,232 --> 00:16:39,967
Oh, donor number three.
412
00:16:40,000 --> 00:16:41,444
The French teacher
whose wife just died.
413
00:16:41,468 --> 00:16:42,704
I'll get on that.
414
00:16:43,571 --> 00:16:44,972
My friend getting pregnant tonight.
415
00:16:45,005 --> 00:16:50,005
♫ ["A TRUE LOVE" by DAVID LAVAYSSE PLAYING] ♫
416
00:16:50,445 --> 00:16:52,112
Top me off, will you?
417
00:16:52,146 --> 00:16:54,716
Oh god, I thought
you were the caterer.
418
00:16:54,749 --> 00:16:56,718
I am so sorry.
419
00:16:56,751 --> 00:16:59,421
Behind the table, cool outfit.
420
00:16:59,454 --> 00:17:01,054
I can take it off.
421
00:17:01,088 --> 00:17:02,289
[BARBARA CHUCKLES]
422
00:17:02,322 --> 00:17:03,357
Okay.
423
00:17:04,992 --> 00:17:08,395
BARBARA: More, more.
424
00:17:08,430 --> 00:17:09,997
I like this one.
425
00:17:10,030 --> 00:17:14,001
It's floral and complex
and yeasty.
426
00:17:19,507 --> 00:17:20,608
Like a vagina?
427
00:17:20,642 --> 00:17:22,677
[BARBARA CHUCKLES]
428
00:17:22,710 --> 00:17:25,345
I get a slightly different note.
429
00:17:25,379 --> 00:17:27,615
It's got a really good
mouth fill.
430
00:17:27,649 --> 00:17:30,350
I could decant it for you.
431
00:17:30,384 --> 00:17:31,586
Let it breathe.
432
00:17:35,423 --> 00:17:36,990
Amadine.
433
00:17:37,024 --> 00:17:38,125
BARBARA: Barbara.
434
00:17:38,158 --> 00:17:40,428
AMADINE: That's a beautiful name.
435
00:17:40,462 --> 00:17:42,996
BARBARA: Not my name.
I hate my name.
436
00:17:43,030 --> 00:17:45,633
I'll tell you what. How about
you give me your number
437
00:17:45,667 --> 00:17:49,303
and I'll call you whatever
or whenever you want.
438
00:17:51,071 --> 00:17:53,307
[BARBARA CHUCKLES]
439
00:17:53,340 --> 00:17:54,308
[GOEFF SIGHS]
440
00:17:54,341 --> 00:17:55,341
Balls.
441
00:17:56,811 --> 00:17:58,691
GUEST: Yo, Goeff.
Can I grab you for two, buddy?
442
00:18:01,381 --> 00:18:02,750
- Hi.
- Hey, what's up?
443
00:18:02,784 --> 00:18:04,351
What's up?
444
00:18:04,384 --> 00:18:05,487
[AMANDINE CHUCKLES]
445
00:18:05,520 --> 00:18:06,880
Were you just
hitting on my sister?
446
00:18:08,121 --> 00:18:09,189
Is that a real question?
447
00:18:09,223 --> 00:18:11,091
[GEOFF LAUGHING]
448
00:18:11,124 --> 00:18:13,060
Right, right.
449
00:18:13,093 --> 00:18:17,297
Umm, it's just that she's
been through
450
00:18:17,331 --> 00:18:20,234
a really ugly
divorce recently. So...
451
00:18:20,267 --> 00:18:22,403
So, you want me
to sleep with your sister?
452
00:18:22,437 --> 00:18:23,638
That's sweet of you.
453
00:18:23,671 --> 00:18:26,608
No. No, no.
454
00:18:26,641 --> 00:18:28,409
No, I'm just--
I'm-- I'm worried.
455
00:18:28,443 --> 00:18:30,143
I mean, you know, she's very--
456
00:18:31,846 --> 00:18:33,748
She's not a lesbian.
457
00:18:33,781 --> 00:18:36,516
Are you sure?
Because, you know--
458
00:18:40,120 --> 00:18:41,823
Would you mind not
hitting on my sister
459
00:18:41,856 --> 00:18:43,491
at my birthday party please?
460
00:18:43,525 --> 00:18:44,659
I would mind.
461
00:18:46,126 --> 00:18:47,428
But I won't.
462
00:18:47,462 --> 00:18:49,329
It will be my present to you.
463
00:18:49,363 --> 00:18:50,665
Wow, thank you so much.
464
00:18:50,698 --> 00:18:53,166
- AMANDINE: Happy birthday.
- Yeah, I'll treasure it.
465
00:18:53,200 --> 00:18:54,812
- AMANDINE: You should.
- Have a great time.
466
00:18:54,836 --> 00:18:56,671
- AMANDINE: You too.
- Not too great.
467
00:18:56,704 --> 00:18:59,106
[AMANDINE CHUCKLES]
468
00:19:05,178 --> 00:19:07,347
Oh, shit. Oh shit.
469
00:19:07,381 --> 00:19:09,383
- Oh shit.
- No one told me about this.
470
00:19:09,417 --> 00:19:10,384
MEERA: There's just no good--
You know what?
471
00:19:10,418 --> 00:19:11,653
Every 10 minutes
I have to go.
472
00:19:11,686 --> 00:19:13,120
Sweetheart, you can get lasers.
473
00:19:13,153 --> 00:19:14,722
It'll zip that right back up.
474
00:19:14,756 --> 00:19:16,491
Yeah, it's called
a mommy makeover.
475
00:19:16,524 --> 00:19:19,627
They stick a laser up there
and just tighten it all up.
476
00:19:19,661 --> 00:19:22,162
It went from Basset Hound
to Chihuahua. Worth every penny.
477
00:19:22,195 --> 00:19:23,865
Oh!
478
00:19:23,898 --> 00:19:25,466
- Wow.
- MEERA: Stop.
479
00:19:25,500 --> 00:19:27,200
KAHLIL: You know it's true.
480
00:19:27,234 --> 00:19:28,469
[MEERA LAUGHING]
481
00:19:28,503 --> 00:19:30,270
You got kids?
482
00:19:30,304 --> 00:19:32,707
- No.
- Husband?
483
00:19:32,740 --> 00:19:34,241
Not anymore.
484
00:19:34,274 --> 00:19:35,843
BARBARA: You should
keep your distance.
485
00:19:35,877 --> 00:19:38,145
You might get baby fever.
486
00:19:38,178 --> 00:19:40,515
I'm not kidding.
Happened to me.
487
00:19:40,548 --> 00:19:41,759
All my friends
started having kids.
488
00:19:41,783 --> 00:19:43,851
I thought I should have kids.
489
00:19:43,885 --> 00:19:45,687
All these friends,
490
00:19:45,720 --> 00:19:47,889
they're gonna be gone
once she pops a baby out.
491
00:19:47,922 --> 00:19:49,691
She'll make new friends.
492
00:19:49,724 --> 00:19:51,526
The kids' friend's parents.
493
00:19:51,559 --> 00:19:53,528
And she'll think
she has new "interests."
494
00:19:53,561 --> 00:19:56,631
But they're really
the kids' interests.
495
00:19:56,664 --> 00:19:59,467
And when the kids graduate,
poof, gone so.
496
00:19:59,500 --> 00:20:02,770
All these people she
invested all her time with,
497
00:20:02,804 --> 00:20:06,273
she'll realize she has
nothing in common with them.
498
00:20:06,306 --> 00:20:08,710
And then she'll realize
that her husband
499
00:20:08,743 --> 00:20:10,243
is staying too late at work.
500
00:20:11,479 --> 00:20:13,581
So, she'll shoot her
face fill with Botox,
501
00:20:13,615 --> 00:20:15,282
get a boob job.
502
00:20:15,315 --> 00:20:16,383
Get a mommy makeover?
503
00:20:16,417 --> 00:20:17,919
Exactly.
504
00:20:17,952 --> 00:20:20,722
To chase what she
used to look like,
505
00:20:20,755 --> 00:20:24,259
before the kids literally
suck the life out of her.
506
00:20:24,592 --> 00:20:27,227
Instead, she'll just look like
she's trying too hard.
507
00:20:27,361 --> 00:20:29,564
And he'll leave her for
an actual 20-year-old.
508
00:20:29,597 --> 00:20:30,932
Who loves giving blowjobs?
509
00:20:30,965 --> 00:20:33,534
Fucking blowjobs.
510
00:20:33,568 --> 00:20:35,637
[BARBARA CHUCKLES]
511
00:20:35,670 --> 00:20:36,881
All because she thought it'd make
512
00:20:36,905 --> 00:20:38,391
her life complete to have a baby.
513
00:20:38,415 --> 00:20:39,373
Oh, no, no, no, no.
514
00:20:39,407 --> 00:20:42,342
That's got Mol-- Molly's,
uh, lipstick on it.
515
00:20:42,376 --> 00:20:44,512
- I think this is your shade.
- Thank you.
516
00:20:44,545 --> 00:20:47,815
I mean, you don't regret
having babies, right?
517
00:20:47,849 --> 00:20:49,617
Oh, no. God, no.
518
00:20:49,651 --> 00:20:51,686
They're the loves of my life.
519
00:20:51,719 --> 00:20:54,287
As much as I hate my ex,
I'll always be grateful to him
520
00:20:54,321 --> 00:20:55,890
for giving me my babies.
521
00:20:57,257 --> 00:20:59,827
Listen to me,
don't listen to me.
522
00:20:59,861 --> 00:21:01,429
I just need to get laid.
523
00:21:03,330 --> 00:21:05,365
Okay.
We get what you wish for.
524
00:21:06,567 --> 00:21:10,270
On that note,
I think I'm ready.
525
00:21:11,506 --> 00:21:12,783
- AMANDINE: All right.
- REESE: Do you snorkel?
526
00:21:12,807 --> 00:21:14,976
No, I never get into the ocean.
527
00:21:15,009 --> 00:21:16,944
Oh god, what do I say?
528
00:21:16,978 --> 00:21:19,747
Tell him how wet your pussy is.
They love that.
529
00:21:19,781 --> 00:21:21,883
I hate that word.
530
00:21:21,916 --> 00:21:22,950
Pussy?
531
00:21:22,984 --> 00:21:23,951
JACLYN: Yeah.
532
00:21:23,985 --> 00:21:25,486
What do you say?
533
00:21:25,520 --> 00:21:27,522
I don't.
534
00:21:27,555 --> 00:21:30,558
So, when you told Todd to like--
535
00:21:30,591 --> 00:21:32,927
Oh, we didn't talk during--
536
00:21:33,828 --> 00:21:35,997
Or--- or before.
537
00:21:37,364 --> 00:21:38,866
Or after.
538
00:21:38,900 --> 00:21:40,868
Oh God.
539
00:21:40,902 --> 00:21:42,570
Okay, so tonight,
540
00:21:42,603 --> 00:21:45,640
you're gonna say
some nasty pornstar shit.
541
00:21:45,673 --> 00:21:47,608
Just get disgusting.
542
00:21:47,642 --> 00:21:49,411
Yeah, but that's not me.
543
00:21:50,044 --> 00:21:53,380
I know that's not you.
But tonight, you're not you.
544
00:21:53,414 --> 00:21:56,718
Okay? You're not the NPR-loving,
farmer's market going,
545
00:21:56,751 --> 00:21:58,251
avocado toast eating Jaclyn.
546
00:21:58,285 --> 00:21:59,396
You're gonna be
something different.
547
00:21:59,420 --> 00:22:01,789
You're the OnlyFans,
like Jackelina.
548
00:22:01,823 --> 00:22:03,591
You're gonna be
a slut tonight, okay?
549
00:22:03,624 --> 00:22:04,625
Yeah, okay. Okay.
550
00:22:04,659 --> 00:22:06,027
You're a slut.
551
00:22:06,060 --> 00:22:09,062
- Well, uh-- Huh.
- Slut. Slut.
552
00:22:09,797 --> 00:22:10,842
- REESE: Really?
- MJ: Yeah.
553
00:22:10,866 --> 00:22:12,576
- REESE: You've never been, uh... swimming?
- Hey. Hey. Hi.
554
00:22:12,600 --> 00:22:13,767
Oh.
555
00:22:14,402 --> 00:22:15,603
REESE: You like surfing?
556
00:22:15,636 --> 00:22:17,739
MJ: Huh, no,
I would never surf.
557
00:22:19,006 --> 00:22:21,509
So, you'd never--
You just-- you never do it?
558
00:22:21,542 --> 00:22:23,411
MJ: No, I-I'm scared of sharks.
559
00:22:23,444 --> 00:22:25,055
REESE: There is great white sharks
that you should be scared of.
560
00:22:25,079 --> 00:22:26,614
But they're east coast, man.
561
00:22:28,516 --> 00:22:29,349
All the west coast sharks
are white sharks...
562
00:22:29,382 --> 00:22:30,785
I got you, girl.
563
00:22:30,818 --> 00:22:31,895
REESE: ...cuddly nicest sharks.
564
00:22:31,919 --> 00:22:34,387
You gotta get--
You gotta get out there.
565
00:22:34,422 --> 00:22:35,690
Geoff is over there.
566
00:22:35,723 --> 00:22:37,458
- Geoff?
- I am Shopia.
567
00:22:37,492 --> 00:22:38,526
Excuse me.
568
00:22:38,559 --> 00:22:41,028
- MJ: Okay. Am I in trouble?
- No.
569
00:22:45,600 --> 00:22:48,035
Ugh, God, I need a drink.
570
00:22:48,069 --> 00:22:50,370
Your glass is right there, just--
571
00:22:54,442 --> 00:22:55,877
Oh no, Molly.
572
00:22:55,910 --> 00:22:58,079
Molly, that's molly in there.
You drank it all.
573
00:22:58,112 --> 00:22:59,480
That's all of it.
574
00:22:59,514 --> 00:23:00,848
It's gone.
575
00:23:00,882 --> 00:23:02,382
It's in your body now.
576
00:23:02,416 --> 00:23:07,555
♫
577
00:23:07,588 --> 00:23:10,323
- Okay.
- Okay, wow. Uh...
578
00:23:10,357 --> 00:23:12,026
- Let's just, uh--
- What?
579
00:23:12,059 --> 00:23:13,728
Wow, wow.
580
00:23:13,761 --> 00:23:15,730
Don't need those.
581
00:23:15,763 --> 00:23:18,566
- Right, um...
- Yeah, so...
582
00:23:18,599 --> 00:23:20,968
- Ooh.
- Wow. Wow.
583
00:23:21,002 --> 00:23:22,837
Wow, that is, uh...
584
00:23:22,870 --> 00:23:24,472
that is so tone.
585
00:23:24,505 --> 00:23:25,740
- Um, you...
- Oh, thank you.
586
00:23:25,773 --> 00:23:26,974
...you do Pilates?
587
00:23:27,008 --> 00:23:28,609
- I do, yeah.
- Yeah.
588
00:23:28,643 --> 00:23:29,844
I can tell, I can tell.
589
00:23:29,877 --> 00:23:31,979
You can touch it if you want.
590
00:23:32,013 --> 00:23:33,981
I would. [STAMMERS] I-I want.
591
00:23:34,015 --> 00:23:35,716
JACLYN: Okay.
592
00:23:35,750 --> 00:23:36,851
All right.
593
00:23:38,452 --> 00:23:41,622
Okay, you're sure that
you want me to do this?
594
00:23:41,656 --> 00:23:44,559
I think I couldn't be
more clear.
595
00:23:44,592 --> 00:23:45,560
Yeah, I do.
596
00:23:45,593 --> 00:23:47,628
I do want you to do this.
597
00:23:47,662 --> 00:23:48,729
- Okay.
- JACLYN: Yeah.
598
00:23:48,763 --> 00:23:50,998
Okay. Great. I'll be over here.
599
00:23:51,032 --> 00:23:52,466
Okay.
600
00:23:52,500 --> 00:23:54,502
Oh, wait, I don't have
a condom or anything.
601
00:23:54,535 --> 00:23:55,770
Oh, ah!
602
00:23:55,803 --> 00:23:56,947
You know, I don't want to
assume when I go out this--
603
00:23:56,971 --> 00:23:58,973
I just-- it's just in the bag.
604
00:23:59,006 --> 00:24:01,742
There's a-- Oh.
605
00:24:01,776 --> 00:24:04,212
Do you have a medium?
606
00:24:04,245 --> 00:24:05,880
- Okay, oh-oh, wow.
- Here.
607
00:24:05,913 --> 00:24:07,782
Wait, we should set the mood, um?
608
00:24:07,815 --> 00:24:10,785
I-I have-- I have
Spotify premium, no ads.
609
00:24:10,818 --> 00:24:12,729
- JACLYN: We don't need that.
- I can put a slow jam playlist.
610
00:24:12,753 --> 00:24:13,788
Okay, w-wait.
611
00:24:13,821 --> 00:24:15,957
[STAMMERS] I-I-I-I--
I-I've never done this before.
612
00:24:15,990 --> 00:24:17,744
- Well, no, I mean I've had sex.
- Yeah.
613
00:24:17,768 --> 00:24:19,001
- You know, but, uh...
- Okay, good. That's great.
614
00:24:19,025 --> 00:24:20,504
...not, like, with people around,
you know.
615
00:24:20,528 --> 00:24:21,929
- It's just us here.
- So it's--
616
00:24:21,963 --> 00:24:23,540
Wait, wait, that's not true.
That's not true.
617
00:24:23,564 --> 00:24:25,398
Actually when I was in college,
618
00:24:25,433 --> 00:24:26,643
my girlfriend and I,
we went camping.
619
00:24:26,667 --> 00:24:27,702
- Wow.
- Consensual.
620
00:24:27,735 --> 00:24:29,703
And-- and--- Aah.
621
00:24:30,238 --> 00:24:33,041
- And... wow. Uh...
- [JACLYN BREATHING HEAVY]
622
00:24:33,574 --> 00:24:35,185
And there was a--
there was a tent next to us.
623
00:24:35,209 --> 00:24:37,411
And there were people
having sex in there, loudly.
624
00:24:37,445 --> 00:24:41,182
Say some pornstar
nasty-ass shit.
625
00:24:41,215 --> 00:24:42,626
MJ: It's not like they're
having such a good time
626
00:24:42,650 --> 00:24:44,085
I will murder--
627
00:24:44,118 --> 00:24:45,195
MJ: They ruined our lives--
628
00:24:45,219 --> 00:24:46,287
Pussy.
629
00:24:46,621 --> 00:24:48,556
I want you to murder my pussy.
630
00:24:50,224 --> 00:24:51,859
Excuse me?
631
00:24:51,893 --> 00:24:53,451
I want you to tell me...
632
00:24:53,475 --> 00:24:55,630
how you're gonna
murder my pussy?
633
00:24:56,163 --> 00:24:58,032
- Yeah.
- Okay, um...
634
00:24:58,065 --> 00:25:01,168
well, I-I'll-- I'll use my penis...
635
00:25:01,302 --> 00:25:04,639
to s-strangle it until...
636
00:25:04,672 --> 00:25:07,475
- Yeah. Oh.
- ...it's dead.
637
00:25:07,508 --> 00:25:08,609
No, this is weird.
638
00:25:08,643 --> 00:25:09,853
This is weird, I'm sorry I don't--
639
00:25:09,877 --> 00:25:11,889
- I'm sorry. Um, I'm sorry...
- I don't talk like that.
640
00:25:11,913 --> 00:25:13,190
- [STAMMERING] I-I-I-I-I...
- It's okay.
641
00:25:13,214 --> 00:25:16,183
I just thought talking dirty
would be-- would turn you on.
642
00:25:16,217 --> 00:25:18,042
[STAMMERS] I-I-I-I...
643
00:25:18,466 --> 00:25:21,421
I don't know. I don't know what
to do to turn you on.
644
00:25:21,522 --> 00:25:22,924
I-I don't know how to do this.
645
00:25:22,957 --> 00:25:23,991
Are you kidding me?
646
00:25:25,493 --> 00:25:26,827
You?
647
00:25:26,861 --> 00:25:29,931
You do not have to use
any gimmicks to turn me on.
648
00:25:29,964 --> 00:25:32,800
Honestly, I would really just
love to kiss you.
649
00:25:32,833 --> 00:25:35,236
If that's okay.
650
00:25:35,269 --> 00:25:36,637
Okay, yeah.
651
00:25:36,671 --> 00:25:38,105
Yeah.
652
00:25:38,139 --> 00:25:40,875
Yeah. I would love that.
653
00:25:42,276 --> 00:25:45,776
♫
654
00:25:51,463 --> 00:25:54,163
♫
655
00:25:54,288 --> 00:25:56,223
Hey you guys.
656
00:25:56,257 --> 00:25:57,625
Are you doing okay?
657
00:25:57,658 --> 00:25:59,694
Do you have everything you need?
658
00:25:59,727 --> 00:26:00,938
- Thank you so much.
- I want you
659
00:26:00,962 --> 00:26:01,929
to have the best time ever.
660
00:26:01,963 --> 00:26:04,198
Oh, thank you.
661
00:26:04,231 --> 00:26:08,135
Oh my god, baby.
662
00:26:08,169 --> 00:26:10,137
You guys look great together.
663
00:26:10,171 --> 00:26:13,240
It's just such
a beautiful couple.
664
00:26:13,274 --> 00:26:15,543
Stay the night if you want.
Make yourselves at home.
665
00:26:15,576 --> 00:26:17,645
AMANDINE: Hey girl,
let me talk to you.
666
00:26:17,678 --> 00:26:19,580
Hey, come on over here.
667
00:26:20,848 --> 00:26:22,159
- How are you feeling?
- MOLLY: Oh my gosh.
668
00:26:22,183 --> 00:26:23,718
I feel great.
669
00:26:23,751 --> 00:26:25,286
I love these people.
670
00:26:25,319 --> 00:26:27,955
These are--
these are good people.
671
00:26:27,989 --> 00:26:30,191
- AMANDINE: Yeah.
- Oh, I forgot.
672
00:26:30,224 --> 00:26:32,093
The donor number three cancelled.
673
00:26:32,126 --> 00:26:34,795
Who are you gonna get
to fill the empty slot?
674
00:26:34,829 --> 00:26:36,597
Her empty slot, like, a vagina?
675
00:26:36,630 --> 00:26:38,766
[AMANDINE LAUGHING]
676
00:26:38,799 --> 00:26:40,010
- AMANDINE: That was good.
- Like, her vagina.
677
00:26:40,034 --> 00:26:41,235
[AMANDINE LAUGHING]
678
00:26:41,268 --> 00:26:42,737
I know a guy, I'll call him.
679
00:26:42,770 --> 00:26:44,739
But you need to sit down.
680
00:26:44,772 --> 00:26:47,808
MOLLY: Oh my god,
you are such a good friend.
681
00:26:47,842 --> 00:26:50,011
You know, we should do things,
you and me.
682
00:26:50,044 --> 00:26:52,880
It doesn't always have to be
the three of us.
683
00:26:52,913 --> 00:26:54,749
Right? Just call me, girl.
684
00:26:54,782 --> 00:26:56,183
MOLLY: And also, you're so pretty.
685
00:26:56,217 --> 00:26:58,185
- Oh, thanks.
- I never told you that before.
686
00:26:58,219 --> 00:26:59,820
I want it, but I'm not going to.
687
00:26:59,854 --> 00:27:02,032
- AMANDINE: You better not.
- Because I know I shouldn't.
688
00:27:02,056 --> 00:27:03,324
I'm doing the work.
689
00:27:03,357 --> 00:27:04,859
Good, good, okay.
690
00:27:04,892 --> 00:27:06,227
Do you wanna touch my hair?
691
00:27:06,260 --> 00:27:08,062
My hair is so soft.
692
00:27:08,095 --> 00:27:12,900
I have a conditioner
that costs $125.00.
693
00:27:12,933 --> 00:27:14,811
- That's a lot of money.
- MOLLY: That's so dumb.
694
00:27:14,835 --> 00:27:16,270
It's beautiful.
695
00:27:16,303 --> 00:27:19,206
Okay, I'm gonna go call my guy,
but you sit down, All right?
696
00:27:19,240 --> 00:27:21,208
Don't do a lot of things.
697
00:27:21,242 --> 00:27:23,010
Okay. I'll sit in my den.
698
00:27:23,044 --> 00:27:24,578
I have a great chair in there.
699
00:27:24,612 --> 00:27:25,980
- AMANDINE: Lay out.
- It's fluffy.
700
00:27:26,013 --> 00:27:27,915
Hi, where's
the closest bathroom?
701
00:27:27,948 --> 00:27:30,885
It's right over there.
Wow, your boobs got big.
702
00:27:30,918 --> 00:27:32,019
Do they hurt yet?
703
00:27:32,053 --> 00:27:33,921
They will.
When you start nursing.
704
00:27:33,954 --> 00:27:35,356
Are you gonna nurse?
705
00:27:35,389 --> 00:27:37,925
I loved nursing so much.
706
00:27:37,958 --> 00:27:41,095
Oh my gosh. But it does hurt
when it chafes.
707
00:27:41,128 --> 00:27:43,631
And I got mastitis
so bad one time,
708
00:27:43,664 --> 00:27:46,100
Geoff had to put
a hot compress on my boobs
709
00:27:46,133 --> 00:27:47,701
and milk me like a cow.
710
00:27:47,735 --> 00:27:49,703
Oh, this is so much information.
711
00:27:49,737 --> 00:27:50,737
[SHARON CHUCKLES]
712
00:27:50,938 --> 00:27:53,074
- Are you okay?
- Oh, no. They got better.
713
00:27:53,107 --> 00:27:55,342
Thank you for asking that.
714
00:27:55,376 --> 00:27:58,746
Hey, so-- and the bathroom
is there. Thank you.
715
00:27:58,779 --> 00:28:00,848
Remember, breast feeding
is best feeding.
716
00:28:02,883 --> 00:28:04,151
Okay.
717
00:28:04,185 --> 00:28:07,855
[JACLYN AND MJ PANTING]
718
00:28:11,826 --> 00:28:13,194
- Hello?
- [JACLYN GASPS]
719
00:28:13,227 --> 00:28:16,130
I'm almost done.
I'm almost done.
720
00:28:16,163 --> 00:28:17,298
SHARON: Okay.
721
00:28:17,331 --> 00:28:19,233
Well, pregnant lady
needs to pee-pee.
722
00:28:19,266 --> 00:28:21,302
[JACLYN AND MJ PANTING]
723
00:28:21,335 --> 00:28:23,270
I have Irritable
Bowel Syndrome.
724
00:28:26,240 --> 00:28:27,374
Okay.
725
00:28:28,709 --> 00:28:30,711
I'll find another.
726
00:28:30,744 --> 00:28:31,745
Good luck with that.
727
00:28:35,182 --> 00:28:37,651
[JACLYN AND MJ GIGGLING]
728
00:28:37,685 --> 00:28:40,788
[JACLYN AND MJ BREATH HEAVILY]
729
00:28:40,821 --> 00:28:44,391
- That was fun.
- Yeah. Yeah, that was fun.
730
00:28:44,426 --> 00:28:45,626
Okay.
731
00:28:47,328 --> 00:28:49,230
Oh no. Oh no.
732
00:28:49,263 --> 00:28:50,898
What?
733
00:28:50,931 --> 00:28:51,999
The condom broke.
734
00:28:53,934 --> 00:28:55,803
Oh, no. Oh.
735
00:28:55,836 --> 00:28:56,947
Oh my god.
I'm so, so, sorry.
736
00:28:56,971 --> 00:28:58,706
I don't know how this happened.
737
00:28:58,739 --> 00:29:01,275
You know maybe--
maybe you're just--
738
00:29:01,308 --> 00:29:03,043
You're too big
and the condom burst.
739
00:29:04,845 --> 00:29:06,845
That's the nicest thing
anyone has ever said to me.
740
00:29:07,748 --> 00:29:09,083
This is just-
741
00:29:09,116 --> 00:29:11,218
I'm on the pills,
it was just--
742
00:29:11,252 --> 00:29:13,387
You know, in case of STDs.
743
00:29:13,621 --> 00:29:15,256
Oh, don't worry about that.
I'm clean.
744
00:29:15,289 --> 00:29:17,057
I give my blood to Quest
all the time.
745
00:29:17,091 --> 00:29:19,160
They should give me
a punch card.
746
00:29:19,193 --> 00:29:21,061
- What?
- Yeah.
747
00:29:21,095 --> 00:29:22,963
Oh, I have a--
I have a blood disorder.
748
00:29:24,432 --> 00:29:27,234
What? Like, are-are you a
hemophiliac or--?
749
00:29:27,268 --> 00:29:29,970
No, no.
I just bruise really easily.
750
00:29:30,004 --> 00:29:31,972
- Oh.
- Oh, look here.
751
00:29:32,006 --> 00:29:33,240
- See that?
- Oh.
752
00:29:33,274 --> 00:29:35,709
That's from a collision
with a shopping cart.
753
00:29:35,743 --> 00:29:38,812
Oh, thank god... f-for you.
754
00:29:38,846 --> 00:29:39,947
Yeah.
755
00:29:39,980 --> 00:29:41,449
It's pretty funny actually.
756
00:29:41,483 --> 00:29:43,485
Child protective services
used to call my parents
757
00:29:43,518 --> 00:29:44,852
- all the time.
- Oh.
758
00:29:44,885 --> 00:29:45,953
Yeah.
759
00:29:48,155 --> 00:29:50,267
Ah, why don't you go first.
And then I'll come later.
760
00:29:50,291 --> 00:29:52,893
Just so it's not...
so conspicuous.
761
00:29:54,317 --> 00:29:55,317
Okay.
762
00:29:58,165 --> 00:29:59,342
- [WHISPERS] Oh, you mean now?
- Yeah.
763
00:29:59,366 --> 00:30:01,236
- [WHISPERS] Okay. Okay.
- Yeah.
764
00:30:01,469 --> 00:30:06,907
♫ ["TRACEY JANE" by GREG HATWELL PLAYING] ♫
765
00:30:06,941 --> 00:30:07,941
[AMANDINE KNOCKS DOOR]
766
00:30:08,142 --> 00:30:10,778
- Hey, it's me, Amandine.
- JACLYN: Oh, okay.
767
00:30:10,811 --> 00:30:13,280
♪ Well, I'm gonna put you down
on the microphone ♪
768
00:30:13,314 --> 00:30:15,849
♪ And drop down low
like Al Capone-- ♪
769
00:30:18,520 --> 00:30:19,887
Okay.
770
00:30:19,920 --> 00:30:21,889
Getting a little help
from gravity.
771
00:30:21,922 --> 00:30:23,300
Listen, I totally appreciate
you finding him.
772
00:30:23,324 --> 00:30:24,758
He was super right.
773
00:30:24,792 --> 00:30:26,236
But did you know that
he had a blood disorder?
774
00:30:26,260 --> 00:30:29,497
Okay, getting a full DNA workup
was not on the checklist.
775
00:30:29,531 --> 00:30:31,966
But on a related note,
donor number three did cancel.
776
00:30:31,999 --> 00:30:33,268
Oh, the French teacher?
777
00:30:33,301 --> 00:30:35,212
- AMANDINE: [IN FRENCH] Yes.
- Crap, he sounded promising.
778
00:30:35,236 --> 00:30:36,804
Well, on an unrelated note,
779
00:30:36,837 --> 00:30:39,240
there might be a little
itsy-bitsy problem with Molly.
780
00:30:39,273 --> 00:30:41,141
Argh, is she drunk?
781
00:30:41,175 --> 00:30:42,786
- Well, I wouldn't say drunk.
- JACLYN: Oh, she used to
782
00:30:42,810 --> 00:30:44,412
do this to me all the
time in college.
783
00:30:44,446 --> 00:30:45,846
I'd meet a guy
I was really into,
784
00:30:45,879 --> 00:30:47,190
and then she'd get
super hammered,
785
00:30:47,214 --> 00:30:49,551
then I'd have to walk her
back to dorm room.
786
00:30:49,584 --> 00:30:50,985
That's probably it.
787
00:30:51,018 --> 00:30:53,421
I'm gonna go.
I'mma see you out there.
788
00:30:53,455 --> 00:30:55,289
- JACLYN: Hey.
- What?
789
00:30:55,322 --> 00:30:56,390
Can you get me a snack?
790
00:30:56,424 --> 00:30:57,459
No.
791
00:30:59,960 --> 00:31:02,029
[GUESTS LAUGHING]
792
00:31:02,062 --> 00:31:03,931
Kahlil, get on up here buddy.
793
00:31:03,964 --> 00:31:06,033
Your turn, your turn.
You burn him.
794
00:31:06,066 --> 00:31:07,435
Happy birthday, buddy.
795
00:31:07,469 --> 00:31:08,470
There we go.
796
00:31:08,503 --> 00:31:11,872
All right, this is my favorite.
797
00:31:11,905 --> 00:31:14,275
In his garage, we're working
about to make millions.
798
00:31:14,308 --> 00:31:15,308
GEOFF: Right.
799
00:31:15,310 --> 00:31:17,411
KAHLIL: And what happens?
His septic tank breaks.
800
00:31:17,845 --> 00:31:20,247
And so, we are literally
working in a shit.
801
00:31:20,281 --> 00:31:21,958
And what did you say to me?
What did you say?
802
00:31:21,982 --> 00:31:23,561
- GEOFF: I couldn't smell it.
- KAHLIL: Couldn't smell it.
803
00:31:23,585 --> 00:31:25,020
Couldn't smell his own shit.
804
00:31:25,053 --> 00:31:27,430
GEOFF: I just thought you guys
were trying to get out of working.
805
00:31:27,454 --> 00:31:29,390
[KAHLIL LAUGHING]
806
00:31:29,424 --> 00:31:30,967
- HARRISON: We were.
- REESE: Well, shut up about it.
807
00:31:30,991 --> 00:31:32,092
- I destroyed--
- Tim!
808
00:31:32,126 --> 00:31:35,229
Everybody, Tim is here.
Tim is here.
809
00:31:35,262 --> 00:31:37,432
All of the beautiful artwork
that we have in our house,
810
00:31:37,465 --> 00:31:39,133
it's almost all him.
811
00:31:39,166 --> 00:31:41,001
I love them.
I was gonna ask.
812
00:31:41,035 --> 00:31:42,604
I love the dog paintings.
So fun.
813
00:31:42,637 --> 00:31:44,572
Yeah, I tried to buy it all.
814
00:31:44,606 --> 00:31:46,206
GEOFF: You basically did, I mean.
815
00:31:46,240 --> 00:31:49,310
Jackie, Jackie, it's Tim time.
816
00:31:49,343 --> 00:31:51,312
It's Tim time. Tim.
817
00:31:51,345 --> 00:31:53,123
- JACLYN: Shh.
- Jackie, Jackie, Jackie, Jackie, Jackie.
818
00:31:53,147 --> 00:31:54,882
- Come on.
- Tim time.
819
00:31:54,915 --> 00:31:57,519
- Tim time.
- Wait, what's Tim time?
820
00:31:57,552 --> 00:32:01,188
Honey, your gift is here,
and yours.
821
00:32:01,221 --> 00:32:02,590
TIM: Here we are.
822
00:32:02,624 --> 00:32:05,860
Yep, careful, careful.
It's still little wet.
823
00:32:08,430 --> 00:32:10,498
- So is she.
- GEOFF: Excuse me, excuse me.
824
00:32:10,532 --> 00:32:14,134
What--? Oh my god. Wow.
825
00:32:15,470 --> 00:32:16,480
- I mean--
- MOLLY: Look at that.
826
00:32:16,504 --> 00:32:18,906
Thank you. Thank you, Molls.
827
00:32:18,939 --> 00:32:20,475
Aww.
828
00:32:20,508 --> 00:32:21,842
All right.
829
00:32:25,245 --> 00:32:27,449
Wow. Wow.
830
00:32:27,482 --> 00:32:31,385
Okay. All right. She just loves
art. You know?
831
00:32:31,419 --> 00:32:33,053
Yeah, yeah.
832
00:32:33,087 --> 00:32:35,155
- Yummy.
- God.
833
00:32:35,189 --> 00:32:37,157
Tim, I mean this is phenomenal.
834
00:32:37,191 --> 00:32:38,959
Really phenomenal. I--
835
00:32:38,992 --> 00:32:40,562
How did you get the, uh--?
836
00:32:40,595 --> 00:32:42,262
Uh, well, for your face,
837
00:32:42,296 --> 00:32:44,898
I actually used one of your
old wedding photos.
838
00:32:44,932 --> 00:32:46,934
I had to age it up
just a little bit.
839
00:32:46,967 --> 00:32:49,103
- Just a little bit.
- GEOFF: Okay.
840
00:32:49,136 --> 00:32:52,472
TIM: And then for you body,
um, I used-- I used that guy.
841
00:32:54,274 --> 00:32:56,009
- How are you doing?
- GEOFF: Oh, man.
842
00:32:57,344 --> 00:32:59,246
Yeah.
He's pretty proud of himself.
843
00:32:59,279 --> 00:33:02,216
It is so good.
Oh, he's so talented.
844
00:33:02,249 --> 00:33:04,184
He does baby portraits too.
845
00:33:04,218 --> 00:33:05,152
[GASPS]
846
00:33:05,185 --> 00:33:06,654
You have to do ours.
847
00:33:06,688 --> 00:33:08,255
Okay, okay.
848
00:33:08,288 --> 00:33:11,992
Thank you, thank you,
thank you, thank you. Yes.
849
00:33:12,025 --> 00:33:13,160
Thank you.
850
00:33:13,193 --> 00:33:15,095
[TIM CHUCKLES]
851
00:33:15,129 --> 00:33:17,030
So you must really love dogs.
852
00:33:17,064 --> 00:33:20,334
Um, actually I'm allergic.
853
00:33:20,367 --> 00:33:22,470
You know, people just
send me pictures of their dogs
854
00:33:22,504 --> 00:33:25,105
and then I paint them.
855
00:33:25,139 --> 00:33:27,341
But you must like them
a little bit, right?
856
00:33:27,374 --> 00:33:29,511
TIM: I don't. I can't stand them.
857
00:33:29,544 --> 00:33:32,079
They slobber.
They crap on the floor.
858
00:33:32,112 --> 00:33:33,947
They eat your shoes.
859
00:33:33,981 --> 00:33:37,452
But people love dogs,
so easy money.
860
00:33:38,653 --> 00:33:40,422
I don't understand
what's going on.
861
00:33:40,455 --> 00:33:44,692
We were just very friendly and
then who the hell is this guy?
862
00:33:44,726 --> 00:33:46,393
Yeah, so what he's got
a handsome face
863
00:33:46,428 --> 00:33:49,396
and perfect hair
and considerable talent?
864
00:33:49,431 --> 00:33:50,465
Oh god.
865
00:33:50,498 --> 00:33:52,600
Oh okay, All right.
866
00:33:52,634 --> 00:33:55,169
You know what would
make a good impression?
867
00:33:55,202 --> 00:33:57,304
A Jeff Goldblum standee.
868
00:33:57,337 --> 00:34:01,375
She loves him.
You will be like her hero.
869
00:34:01,409 --> 00:34:03,645
Yeah, but right now,
all I have is some of the Dodgers.
870
00:34:03,678 --> 00:34:05,979
And an old Batman.
871
00:34:06,013 --> 00:34:08,015
To the Batmobile then.
872
00:34:09,316 --> 00:34:10,485
I'll be back.
873
00:34:11,519 --> 00:34:12,554
That was the terminator.
874
00:34:12,854 --> 00:34:14,632
Oh my god, I'm losing it,
Amandine. I'm losing it.
875
00:34:14,656 --> 00:34:15,657
Go find it, go find it.
876
00:34:15,690 --> 00:34:17,525
Okay. I'm coming right back.
877
00:34:19,293 --> 00:34:21,261
Okay, so what about babies?
878
00:34:23,096 --> 00:34:24,164
I can't stand babies.
879
00:34:24,198 --> 00:34:25,633
I'm sorry,
I can't stand them.
880
00:34:25,667 --> 00:34:28,670
Babies are... babies are stupid.
881
00:34:28,703 --> 00:34:30,614
I mean, you ever tried to have
a conversation with a baby?
882
00:34:30,638 --> 00:34:32,540
It's remarkably one-sided.
883
00:34:32,574 --> 00:34:35,209
Well, they're babies,
so they can't even talk.
884
00:34:35,242 --> 00:34:37,779
Because babies are stupid.
885
00:34:37,812 --> 00:34:39,681
So, you don't like
babies or dogs?
886
00:34:39,714 --> 00:34:42,082
Or surfing. I hate surfing.
887
00:34:42,115 --> 00:34:43,326
Well, how do you make
art about something
888
00:34:43,350 --> 00:34:44,350
you don't even like?
889
00:34:44,552 --> 00:34:46,621
That's why they call us
starving artists.
890
00:34:46,654 --> 00:34:48,222
Speaking of which,
there's the food.
891
00:34:48,255 --> 00:34:49,289
Excuse me.
892
00:34:50,625 --> 00:34:52,265
- [JACLYN SIGHS]
- Okay, we got a problem.
893
00:34:52,292 --> 00:34:54,161
MJ got feelings.
894
00:34:54,194 --> 00:34:55,773
- What do you mean, feelings?
- Like, feelings feelings.
895
00:34:55,797 --> 00:34:58,131
You need to bounce off
before he gets back, okay?
896
00:34:58,165 --> 00:35:00,367
Well, I'm thinking of
bouncing right now.
897
00:35:00,400 --> 00:35:02,269
Absolutely not. No.
898
00:35:02,302 --> 00:35:04,204
One D down.
Two more Ds to go.
899
00:35:04,238 --> 00:35:05,272
JACLYN: I can't do this.
900
00:35:05,305 --> 00:35:06,774
AMANDINE: Yes, you can.
901
00:35:06,808 --> 00:35:09,477
The goal is to be a hoe.
902
00:35:09,511 --> 00:35:11,345
Mom.
903
00:35:11,378 --> 00:35:13,414
Hoe now, mom later.
There's a through line.
904
00:35:13,448 --> 00:35:14,582
Okay.
905
00:35:14,616 --> 00:35:16,283
[INDISTINCT CHATTER IN BACKGROUND]
906
00:35:19,420 --> 00:35:20,688
Wow.
907
00:35:20,722 --> 00:35:22,624
You weren't kidding
about the starving artist.
908
00:35:22,657 --> 00:35:24,224
It's Pavlovian.
909
00:35:24,258 --> 00:35:26,494
All these art openings always
have amazing spreads,
910
00:35:26,528 --> 00:35:28,228
and if I keep my mouth
filled with food,
911
00:35:28,262 --> 00:35:29,707
people think they're rude
if they come up to me
912
00:35:29,731 --> 00:35:33,133
and ask me "What were you
trying to say with this piece?"
913
00:35:33,166 --> 00:35:35,302
Just give you the money
and leave you alone, right?
914
00:35:35,335 --> 00:35:36,604
You wanna be my agent?
915
00:35:36,638 --> 00:35:37,805
[JACLYN CHUCKLES]
916
00:35:39,339 --> 00:35:41,308
Oh, here we go. Yeah.
917
00:35:41,341 --> 00:35:44,177
I'm sure she's perfectly nice,
918
00:35:44,211 --> 00:35:47,415
but I get hit on by that type
all the time.
919
00:35:49,249 --> 00:35:50,852
What's your type?
920
00:35:50,885 --> 00:35:55,255
Oh, unbearable self-involved
assholes. Know any?
921
00:35:55,289 --> 00:35:57,859
Okay, you're right.
I should apologize to her.
922
00:35:57,892 --> 00:35:59,393
I'm sorry. I'm a little salty.
923
00:36:00,528 --> 00:36:02,430
My ex recently got
in touch with me
924
00:36:02,463 --> 00:36:03,598
and called me a sell-out,
925
00:36:03,631 --> 00:36:07,200
because I painted a mural
for YouTube.
926
00:36:07,234 --> 00:36:09,369
One mural, okay?
927
00:36:09,404 --> 00:36:12,172
Diego Rivera did
his best work for Rockefeller.
928
00:36:12,205 --> 00:36:13,273
Commissioned mural.
929
00:36:13,274 --> 00:36:15,810
The Sistine Chapel was
a commissioned mural.
930
00:36:15,843 --> 00:36:18,178
Commerce and art.
Corporate art.
931
00:36:18,211 --> 00:36:20,347
What's the big deal?
Now-- now my ex is going out
932
00:36:20,380 --> 00:36:21,849
with some 50-year-old.
933
00:36:21,883 --> 00:36:25,118
He's 50. He designs food courts
at malls, okay?
934
00:36:25,152 --> 00:36:26,432
- I'm a sell out?
- Oh, fuck off.
935
00:36:27,622 --> 00:36:29,490
I-I'm sorry.
I haven't had the pleasure.
936
00:36:29,524 --> 00:36:31,058
And you're not going to.
937
00:36:31,191 --> 00:36:32,894
All the men here
have younger wives.
938
00:36:32,927 --> 00:36:34,094
Look.
939
00:36:34,328 --> 00:36:37,297
Our hosts, your patrons,
seven years apart.
940
00:36:37,331 --> 00:36:38,842
TIM: Well, he looks old.
He has no hair.
941
00:36:38,866 --> 00:36:42,135
BARBARA: Preggo and Deer in Headlights,
more like ten years.
942
00:36:42,169 --> 00:36:43,671
Silver fox and Kim Kardashian.
943
00:36:43,705 --> 00:36:46,674
And especially Surf and Turf.
944
00:36:46,708 --> 00:36:48,710
Why do you think that is?
945
00:36:50,678 --> 00:36:52,647
All women are gold diggers?
946
00:36:52,680 --> 00:36:55,516
[CHUCKLES] Supply and demand.
947
00:36:55,550 --> 00:36:59,319
There's not much demand
for aging aimless artist.
948
00:37:00,253 --> 00:37:01,589
But you two have fun.
949
00:37:04,425 --> 00:37:06,393
I think I'm in love.
950
00:37:06,427 --> 00:37:09,296
You look kind of cute when
you get your ass handed to you.
951
00:37:09,329 --> 00:37:10,832
- Thank you.
- Yeah.
952
00:37:10,865 --> 00:37:13,266
Hey Tim, I love it.
953
00:37:13,300 --> 00:37:15,536
Thank you so much, again.
954
00:37:15,570 --> 00:37:17,280
Although, I'm gonna have to
hide it in my office
955
00:37:17,304 --> 00:37:20,273
so Molly doesn't get sad
every time I take my shirt off.
956
00:37:20,307 --> 00:37:23,343
Thank you. I was trying to
convey the feeling of freedom.
957
00:37:23,377 --> 00:37:25,312
Ooh, yeah.
958
00:37:25,345 --> 00:37:27,815
Yes, sounds like somebody surfs.
959
00:37:27,849 --> 00:37:29,194
Not as much as I'd like to.
960
00:37:29,217 --> 00:37:30,348
Heard that, my man.
961
00:37:30,372 --> 00:37:31,996
- Yeah, when I'm out there, man--
- Shh...
962
00:37:32,020 --> 00:37:33,821
Shh, you talk too much.
963
00:37:33,855 --> 00:37:35,256
Stop talking.
964
00:37:35,490 --> 00:37:37,224
- [LAUGHING]
- I didn't really say anything.
965
00:37:37,257 --> 00:37:38,893
Oh, Tim.
966
00:37:38,926 --> 00:37:41,696
You have to show Jaclyn
all of your art.
967
00:37:41,729 --> 00:37:43,564
We have so many of his pieces.
968
00:37:43,598 --> 00:37:44,632
We have a lot.
969
00:37:44,666 --> 00:37:46,434
They're basically my Borgias.
970
00:37:46,467 --> 00:37:48,268
[CHUCKLES] You're so funny.
971
00:37:48,301 --> 00:37:49,737
He's so funny.
972
00:37:49,771 --> 00:37:51,673
And good looking, huh?
973
00:37:51,706 --> 00:37:53,441
Sure, yeah, mm-hmm.
974
00:37:53,474 --> 00:37:56,778
MOLLY: Yeah, well, why don't you
go on the gallery walk upstairs?
975
00:37:56,811 --> 00:37:58,287
No, I thought nobody
was allowed upstairs.
976
00:37:58,311 --> 00:38:00,213
No, special people
are allowed upstairs.
977
00:38:00,247 --> 00:38:01,381
Oh.
978
00:38:01,416 --> 00:38:02,884
- Go, go, go, go.
- Okay.
979
00:38:02,917 --> 00:38:05,453
Got it, yeah.
I'll show you upstairs.
980
00:38:05,486 --> 00:38:06,621
Okay.
981
00:38:08,321 --> 00:38:09,460
Okay, what?
982
00:38:09,684 --> 00:38:11,592
- I don't--
- You-- You what?
983
00:38:11,626 --> 00:38:12,760
What?
984
00:38:12,794 --> 00:38:15,730
I do. You don't. I do.
985
00:38:15,763 --> 00:38:16,931
[GEOFF LAUGHING]
986
00:38:16,964 --> 00:38:18,599
Do you wanna go
have a glass of water?
987
00:38:18,933 --> 00:38:20,333
TIM: There's a dog.
988
00:38:20,367 --> 00:38:21,536
Another dog.
989
00:38:23,404 --> 00:38:24,706
Dog.
990
00:38:24,939 --> 00:38:27,529
Dog. Baby, baby, baby, baby.
991
00:38:27,953 --> 00:38:29,643
There's a good one this way.
992
00:38:32,379 --> 00:38:33,648
[JACLYN SIGHS]
993
00:38:35,750 --> 00:38:37,919
And a life study.
994
00:38:39,053 --> 00:38:40,253
That's Molly.
995
00:38:41,388 --> 00:38:42,990
I'm not at liberty to say.
996
00:38:47,528 --> 00:38:49,624
Ah, well, I-- I--
997
00:38:49,748 --> 00:38:51,466
It's lovely. The--
998
00:38:51,499 --> 00:38:55,169
You know, the use of your
brush strokes...
999
00:38:55,202 --> 00:38:56,738
and, uh, colors...
1000
00:38:56,971 --> 00:38:59,339
Please, please, please, please.
Stop, stop, please.
1001
00:38:59,372 --> 00:39:01,675
Can we please not
talk about my work?
1002
00:39:02,309 --> 00:39:04,548
Okay. Let's, uh...
1003
00:39:05,272 --> 00:39:06,846
let's talk about you.
1004
00:39:07,782 --> 00:39:10,383
That sounds even worse.
How about we talk about you?
1005
00:39:11,986 --> 00:39:14,455
How about--
how about we don't talk?
1006
00:39:16,057 --> 00:39:17,357
Okay.
1007
00:39:17,390 --> 00:39:19,494
[KISSES]
1008
00:39:19,527 --> 00:39:20,795
Yes.
1009
00:39:20,828 --> 00:39:22,630
Yeah. I love this.
1010
00:39:22,663 --> 00:39:24,499
I love this. Stop, stop.
1011
00:39:24,532 --> 00:39:27,602
I love this.
I love all of your features.
1012
00:39:27,635 --> 00:39:29,470
All of it.
And when you speak,
1013
00:39:29,504 --> 00:39:31,506
you speak with
so much expression.
1014
00:39:31,539 --> 00:39:33,875
This here. This.
1015
00:39:33,908 --> 00:39:35,476
I wanna paint you.
1016
00:39:35,510 --> 00:39:36,644
Okay.
1017
00:39:36,677 --> 00:39:38,780
[KISSES]
1018
00:39:38,813 --> 00:39:40,081
Okay.
1019
00:39:40,114 --> 00:39:41,649
Oh, yeah.
1020
00:39:41,682 --> 00:39:44,685
It's so refreshing to be
with an older woman.
1021
00:39:44,719 --> 00:39:47,622
Just past all this
baby bullshit.
1022
00:39:47,655 --> 00:39:48,756
You know?
1023
00:39:48,790 --> 00:39:50,825
And all these
fucking gold diggers.
1024
00:39:50,858 --> 00:39:52,827
I only wanna be
with older women
1025
00:39:52,860 --> 00:39:55,429
who are postmenopausal.
1026
00:39:55,463 --> 00:39:56,831
How old do you think I am?
1027
00:39:59,399 --> 00:40:00,479
I wasn't talking about you.
1028
00:40:01,401 --> 00:40:02,804
Oh, oh.
1029
00:40:02,837 --> 00:40:06,373
[BREATHS HEAVILY]
1030
00:40:07,742 --> 00:40:10,545
Yes, you have a bush.
1031
00:40:11,813 --> 00:40:13,548
You have actual pubic hair.
1032
00:40:13,581 --> 00:40:15,783
You have actual pubic hair.
1033
00:40:17,718 --> 00:40:20,521
I've been working
with these life study models.
1034
00:40:20,555 --> 00:40:21,799
And they're all
completely shaved.
1035
00:40:21,823 --> 00:40:22,943
They look like barbie dolls.
1036
00:40:23,191 --> 00:40:24,968
It's perverse. You know,
they look like little girls.
1037
00:40:24,992 --> 00:40:26,861
Who wants to make love
with little girls?
1038
00:40:26,894 --> 00:40:28,062
Hopefully nobody.
1039
00:40:28,095 --> 00:40:29,831
- Exactly.
- Yeah.
1040
00:40:29,864 --> 00:40:31,833
All these women
mutilating their bodies
1041
00:40:31,866 --> 00:40:33,734
to live up to
some imagined standard
1042
00:40:33,768 --> 00:40:35,570
the patriarchy has set for them.
1043
00:40:36,971 --> 00:40:39,640
Why do women have to be
perfect little C-cups
1044
00:40:39,674 --> 00:40:41,142
and be completely shaved,
you know?
1045
00:40:41,145 --> 00:40:42,553
They don't, they don't know?
They don't.
1046
00:40:42,577 --> 00:40:44,111
- Yeah.
- Let it grow. Let it go wild.
1047
00:40:44,145 --> 00:40:48,049
Let it go untamed. Get in my mouth,
wild long pussy hair.
1048
00:40:48,082 --> 00:40:49,617
Or maybe just-- I mean I...
1049
00:40:49,750 --> 00:40:51,886
think I prefer just
a little trimmed is--
1050
00:40:51,919 --> 00:40:54,689
No, you're wrong.
Let it go.
1051
00:40:54,722 --> 00:40:56,357
Live in your skin.
1052
00:40:56,491 --> 00:41:00,428
All the years that you've lived,
all of that hair,
1053
00:41:00,561 --> 00:41:02,864
all of your blemishes,
1054
00:41:02,897 --> 00:41:05,967
all of these sunspots,
these liver spots
1055
00:41:06,000 --> 00:41:08,636
all of them.
All of these age spots.
1056
00:41:08,669 --> 00:41:10,071
All of these herpes scars here.
1057
00:41:10,104 --> 00:41:11,372
All of these wrinkles.
1058
00:41:11,406 --> 00:41:13,808
Wrinkles, wrinkle, wrinkle,
wrinkle, wrinkle, wrinkle.
1059
00:41:14,141 --> 00:41:17,712
It's your imperfections...
that make you perfect.
1060
00:41:19,847 --> 00:41:21,582
Nope, can't do it.
1061
00:41:22,884 --> 00:41:24,919
What do you want me to say here?
1062
00:41:24,952 --> 00:41:27,021
Honestly, nothing.
1063
00:41:27,054 --> 00:41:29,924
Because everything
that comes out of your mouth
1064
00:41:29,957 --> 00:41:32,693
is just drying me up.
1065
00:41:32,727 --> 00:41:34,361
Well, I'm trying to
compliment you here.
1066
00:41:35,463 --> 00:41:37,098
And that's what you landed on?
1067
00:41:37,131 --> 00:41:39,033
I'm not trying to be a dick.
1068
00:41:39,066 --> 00:41:41,669
Oh, well then,
it must just come naturally.
1069
00:41:43,137 --> 00:41:44,805
Hey, hey.
1070
00:41:46,107 --> 00:41:48,175
I'm just trying to do you a solid.
1071
00:41:48,209 --> 00:41:49,744
A what?
1072
00:41:49,777 --> 00:41:52,046
Molly told me that you
needed to fuck the pain away
1073
00:41:52,079 --> 00:41:53,147
and so do I.
1074
00:41:53,180 --> 00:41:55,917
We're the same.
You said it.
1075
00:41:56,150 --> 00:41:59,487
I think the best idea is
for us to let our bodies
1076
00:41:59,520 --> 00:42:00,554
do the talking.
1077
00:42:01,756 --> 00:42:03,858
- Ouch!
- I think the best idea
1078
00:42:03,891 --> 00:42:05,826
is for you to never ever touch
me again.
1079
00:42:11,832 --> 00:42:13,601
My painting hand.
1080
00:42:13,634 --> 00:42:16,170
AMANDINE: There she is.
There she is.
1081
00:42:16,203 --> 00:42:17,838
Hello, how was it?
1082
00:42:17,872 --> 00:42:19,774
I want the dets.
I want the dirty, dirty dets.
1083
00:42:19,807 --> 00:42:20,942
That was fast.
1084
00:42:20,975 --> 00:42:22,743
That didn't happen.
1085
00:42:22,777 --> 00:42:25,680
No. Why didn't you do Tim?
1086
00:42:25,713 --> 00:42:28,482
Maybe I would've if he didn't
treat me like a pity fuck.
1087
00:42:28,516 --> 00:42:29,927
You're supposed to find me
nice guys.
1088
00:42:29,951 --> 00:42:31,519
So, I can have nice babies.
1089
00:42:31,552 --> 00:42:33,821
Well, you meant also
cute and artistic
1090
00:42:33,854 --> 00:42:35,623
and funny and smart.
1091
00:42:36,891 --> 00:42:38,693
I got four out of five
ain't bad.
1092
00:42:38,726 --> 00:42:40,761
And look, you're gonna
love my guy.
1093
00:42:40,795 --> 00:42:43,764
I don't know.
I think I'm good, you guys.
1094
00:42:43,798 --> 00:42:45,132
No, you're not good.
1095
00:42:45,166 --> 00:42:47,134
I know you don't want
to roll the dice with MJ.
1096
00:42:47,168 --> 00:42:48,235
It's just one person.
1097
00:42:48,269 --> 00:42:49,704
And it's MJ.
1098
00:42:49,737 --> 00:42:51,105
[BREATHS HEAVILY]
1099
00:42:51,138 --> 00:42:54,742
Okay, fine.
But he has got to go.
1100
00:42:54,775 --> 00:42:57,011
No, I can't kick out Tim.
1101
00:42:57,044 --> 00:42:58,980
Yes you can.
It's your house.
1102
00:42:59,013 --> 00:43:01,115
But do I have to?
1103
00:43:01,148 --> 00:43:04,285
Yes, you do.
Sisters before misters.
1104
00:43:04,318 --> 00:43:07,154
That's easy for you to say.
You don't have a mister.
1105
00:43:07,188 --> 00:43:08,522
- She's right.
- Thank you.
1106
00:43:08,723 --> 00:43:11,225
Sisters before misters.
That's what we always say.
1107
00:43:11,258 --> 00:43:13,961
- We do.
- Oh, but poor Tim. Oh.
1108
00:43:13,995 --> 00:43:16,697
- JACLYN: Poor Tim?
- Poor tiny Tim.
1109
00:43:16,731 --> 00:43:19,300
Wait, is he tiny?
Or is he big?
1110
00:43:19,333 --> 00:43:20,911
Or is he little or is--?
I don't wanna know.
1111
00:43:20,935 --> 00:43:22,713
Because I don't want anybody--
I do wanna know.
1112
00:43:22,737 --> 00:43:24,572
But I don't wanna know.
But I do wanna--
1113
00:43:24,605 --> 00:43:28,142
It's like killing me.
It's tearing me apart.
1114
00:43:28,175 --> 00:43:31,045
Stress is the future, right?
Choking the present.
1115
00:43:32,279 --> 00:43:34,782
- GEOFF: Okay.
- What you guys all need...
1116
00:43:34,815 --> 00:43:36,117
is more time on the ocean.
1117
00:43:36,150 --> 00:43:37,785
- GEOFF: Ah, yes.
- REESE: You know.
1118
00:43:37,818 --> 00:43:40,621
Wow, wow, wow. Thank you.
1119
00:43:40,654 --> 00:43:42,690
[INDISTINCT CHATTER IN BACKGROUND]
1120
00:43:43,958 --> 00:43:47,061
So, I heard it didn't go well.
1121
00:43:47,094 --> 00:43:50,665
So, you should probably leave
so it's not weird.
1122
00:43:50,698 --> 00:43:53,601
'Cause I don't want it
to be weird for Geoff.
1123
00:43:53,734 --> 00:43:54,835
I should leave?
No, no, no.
1124
00:43:54,869 --> 00:43:56,771
I'm-- I'm friends with both of you.
1125
00:43:56,804 --> 00:43:58,281
She's the one who should leave.
She should leave.
1126
00:43:58,305 --> 00:44:00,708
That's not gonna happen, Tim.
1127
00:44:00,941 --> 00:44:02,877
But it's okay.
It's okay that you go.
1128
00:44:02,910 --> 00:44:05,046
Because you know well,
we love you.
1129
00:44:05,179 --> 00:44:07,848
And you know what? It's always okay.
As you should go.
1130
00:44:07,882 --> 00:44:10,151
No, no, no. Maybe, maybe, maybe--
Maybe I don't wanna--
1131
00:44:10,160 --> 00:44:11,762
Maybe I don't wanna go.
1132
00:44:11,819 --> 00:44:13,254
What is that?
1133
00:44:13,788 --> 00:44:17,324
That was so much fun.
Oh my gosh, do it again.
1134
00:44:17,358 --> 00:44:19,193
No, no.
Okay, just one little spin.
1135
00:44:19,226 --> 00:44:21,295
- See that's nice.
- Just hold on a second. Jacklyn?
1136
00:44:21,328 --> 00:44:23,030
- No.
- On land, you guys are CEOs.
1137
00:44:23,064 --> 00:44:25,132
- Idiot.
- But out there in the ocean,
1138
00:44:25,166 --> 00:44:27,234
- I'm chairman of my board.
- Oh nice.
1139
00:44:27,268 --> 00:44:29,258
- What an ass-hat.
- ARMIN: That's kind of cool, yeah.
1140
00:44:29,282 --> 00:44:30,282
Not you.
1141
00:44:30,304 --> 00:44:32,706
GEOFF: Yeah, no shit.
1142
00:44:32,740 --> 00:44:34,375
HARRISON: Hey, uh,
what about you? Uh...
1143
00:44:34,409 --> 00:44:35,876
you got anything on your horizons
1144
00:44:35,910 --> 00:44:37,278
that I should have my radar on?
1145
00:44:39,013 --> 00:44:41,182
- Geoff?
- Huh? Oh, uh, no.
1146
00:44:41,215 --> 00:44:42,349
No, nothing special.
1147
00:44:42,383 --> 00:44:44,752
You know, it's a bunch of
stupid pitches.
1148
00:44:44,785 --> 00:44:47,655
It's like, uh, Uber for kitty cats.
1149
00:44:47,688 --> 00:44:51,125
It's like, um, DoorDash
from my ass. I don't know.
1150
00:44:57,264 --> 00:44:59,266
Oh, I'm sorry.
1151
00:44:59,300 --> 00:45:01,044
No, no, no, no.
Please, please, please, please.
1152
00:45:01,068 --> 00:45:03,003
Please don't go,
please don't go.
1153
00:45:03,037 --> 00:45:06,707
Just buying myself another
hour of smiling stupidly.
1154
00:45:08,008 --> 00:45:09,143
You want a hit?
1155
00:45:09,176 --> 00:45:12,012
No, I'm good. Thanks.
1156
00:45:12,046 --> 00:45:15,149
You hook up with the asshole?
I mean, artist?
1157
00:45:15,182 --> 00:45:17,017
No, I didn't.
1158
00:45:17,051 --> 00:45:18,285
TARESSA: I'm not judging.
1159
00:45:18,319 --> 00:45:20,154
No, seriously, I didn't.
1160
00:45:20,187 --> 00:45:22,123
What about the guy
with the glasses?
1161
00:45:22,156 --> 00:45:23,757
Was it that obvious?
1162
00:45:23,791 --> 00:45:24,758
[TARESSA CHUCKLING]
1163
00:45:24,792 --> 00:45:26,827
I didn't see anything.
1164
00:45:26,861 --> 00:45:30,131
You're um...
you're with the surfer guy.
1165
00:45:30,164 --> 00:45:31,164
Yep.
1166
00:45:31,260 --> 00:45:33,900
But, I'm pretty much
here alone.
1167
00:45:34,869 --> 00:45:36,046
The second we
get around his friends,
1168
00:45:36,070 --> 00:45:37,805
it's like I don't even exist.
1169
00:45:37,838 --> 00:45:40,007
I thought an older guy'd
be past all that bullshit.
1170
00:45:40,141 --> 00:45:42,444
That's when they
summit Mt. Bullshit.
1171
00:45:42,477 --> 00:45:44,078
- TARESSA: I know.
- Yeah.
1172
00:45:44,111 --> 00:45:45,246
- TARESSA: Right?
- Yeah.
1173
00:45:45,279 --> 00:45:47,748
But it's so different for us.
1174
00:45:47,781 --> 00:45:49,417
Like, I wanna have kids.
1175
00:45:50,818 --> 00:45:52,353
It's not like we're in our 20s.
1176
00:45:52,386 --> 00:45:55,189
I mean I'm probably
a skosh older than you.
1177
00:45:56,824 --> 00:46:00,127
This is gonna sound crazy,
but I work with horses
1178
00:46:00,161 --> 00:46:02,830
and we start breeding our
marriage when they're 5
1179
00:46:02,863 --> 00:46:05,199
and put them out to
pasture when they're 15.
1180
00:46:05,232 --> 00:46:07,334
Which is what in human years?
1181
00:46:07,368 --> 00:46:09,270
- TARESSA: 35.
- 35.
1182
00:46:09,303 --> 00:46:11,105
- TARESSA: I'm 31.
- Yeah.
1183
00:46:11,138 --> 00:46:12,316
TARESSA: I mean if he's not serious
1184
00:46:12,340 --> 00:46:15,009
am I gonna have to
get started on another guy?
1185
00:46:15,142 --> 00:46:16,243
God.
1186
00:46:17,845 --> 00:46:19,447
You know what?
1187
00:46:19,481 --> 00:46:22,183
Fuck it. Fuck it.
1188
00:46:23,350 --> 00:46:25,252
We wait for everything
in our lives.
1189
00:46:25,286 --> 00:46:27,388
We have to wait for them
to ask us to prom.
1190
00:46:27,422 --> 00:46:29,957
We wait for them
to ask us to marry them.
1191
00:46:29,990 --> 00:46:32,092
We have to wait until
they're ready to have kids.
1192
00:46:32,126 --> 00:46:34,228
Well, I am done waiting.
1193
00:46:34,261 --> 00:46:37,731
I am done waiting for permission
to live my fucking life.
1194
00:46:37,765 --> 00:46:39,066
Yeah.
1195
00:46:39,099 --> 00:46:40,435
TARESSA: You know what?
1196
00:46:40,468 --> 00:46:41,469
- Fuck him.
- Yeah.
1197
00:46:41,702 --> 00:46:43,313
TARESSA: Fuck this party,
I'm out of here.
1198
00:46:43,337 --> 00:46:44,267
[DOOR BELL RINGS]
1199
00:46:44,272 --> 00:46:46,107
MATEO: Hi. Is this thing on?
Hi, hello.
1200
00:46:46,540 --> 00:46:48,259
- GEOFF: Hello.
- Oh, hi.
1201
00:46:48,283 --> 00:46:51,277
Uh, is it your, um, birthday?
1202
00:46:51,413 --> 00:46:52,480
Yeah.
1203
00:46:52,514 --> 00:46:55,450
Ah, well, happy birthday.
1204
00:46:55,483 --> 00:46:58,886
Okay. One of you, uh, bozos
got me a stripper?
1205
00:46:58,919 --> 00:47:01,021
Come on Geoff,
you know I'm not that fool.
1206
00:47:01,055 --> 00:47:03,257
Holy shit,
that is a shirtless chef.
1207
00:47:03,290 --> 00:47:04,659
Wait-wait, who that?
1208
00:47:04,692 --> 00:47:06,093
SHARON: Um, who is that?
1209
00:47:06,227 --> 00:47:08,062
He does online cooking videos...
1210
00:47:08,095 --> 00:47:10,030
shirtless.
1211
00:47:10,064 --> 00:47:11,832
As in zero shirt.
1212
00:47:11,865 --> 00:47:13,200
MEERA: I'mma subscribe.
1213
00:47:13,234 --> 00:47:14,301
SHARON: Yeah.
1214
00:47:14,335 --> 00:47:15,335
You're welcome.
1215
00:47:16,804 --> 00:47:19,039
MATEO: Hey, you-you
wouldn't happen to be Jaclyn...
1216
00:47:19,173 --> 00:47:20,274
would you?
1217
00:47:20,307 --> 00:47:21,443
I would.
1218
00:47:21,476 --> 00:47:23,811
Ah, pleasure to meet you.
1219
00:47:25,212 --> 00:47:27,849
Oh, pleasure is all mine.
1220
00:47:27,882 --> 00:47:31,318
Ah, Amandine has told me
so many fascinating little, uh...
1221
00:47:31,352 --> 00:47:32,787
little tidbits about you.
1222
00:47:33,821 --> 00:47:35,356
Uh-huh. [CHUCKLES]
1223
00:47:35,389 --> 00:47:37,958
It's, uh, kinda hot in here.
1224
00:47:37,992 --> 00:47:39,437
I don't know why
I'm wearing this anymore.
1225
00:47:39,461 --> 00:47:40,894
Ah, oh look, radish.
1226
00:47:43,130 --> 00:47:44,898
Hey, um, can I steal, uh--
1227
00:47:44,932 --> 00:47:46,066
Okay.
1228
00:47:46,100 --> 00:47:49,303
Can I steal, uh, Jaclyn
for a second?
1229
00:47:49,336 --> 00:47:50,804
- Maybe later.
- No.
1230
00:47:50,838 --> 00:47:52,215
- It will just take a minute.
- Yeah, give him a minute.
1231
00:47:52,239 --> 00:47:54,575
I don't-- I-- Geoff, I, uh--
1232
00:47:56,043 --> 00:47:57,845
I'll be--
1233
00:47:57,878 --> 00:47:59,718
I heard you quit working
for Jen Aniston.
1234
00:48:00,815 --> 00:48:02,730
Um, yeah. I mean it's-- it's...
1235
00:48:02,754 --> 00:48:05,219
not totally confirmed yet,
but yeah.
1236
00:48:05,352 --> 00:48:07,821
Okay, well, do you have
anything lined up?
1237
00:48:08,589 --> 00:48:11,158
Uh, not yet.
Just kind of going around
1238
00:48:11,191 --> 00:48:13,127
trying to figure out
where I want to land.
1239
00:48:13,160 --> 00:48:15,229
Uh-huh. Well, that's perfect.
1240
00:48:15,262 --> 00:48:18,132
Because I have a friend
who just started a non-profit
1241
00:48:18,165 --> 00:48:19,880
that supports educational programs
1242
00:48:19,904 --> 00:48:21,835
for girls in third world countries.
1243
00:48:21,869 --> 00:48:22,936
I know.
1244
00:48:22,970 --> 00:48:24,138
That's great. Well, listen.
1245
00:48:24,171 --> 00:48:26,040
Why don't you give them
my contact, and I--
1246
00:48:26,073 --> 00:48:27,374
- Okay, Meera.
- Whoa.
1247
00:48:27,409 --> 00:48:29,910
Yeah. Hey, I want you
to meet somebody.
1248
00:48:30,144 --> 00:48:32,079
This is-- this is Jaclyn McGinley.
1249
00:48:32,112 --> 00:48:34,449
- Hi.
- She just left her position
1250
00:48:34,482 --> 00:48:37,418
as the Director of
Jen Aniston's foundation.
1251
00:48:38,086 --> 00:48:39,520
- [GASPS]
- What?
1252
00:48:40,254 --> 00:48:41,822
Now, you guys talk.
1253
00:48:42,990 --> 00:48:44,858
- Jen Aniston?
- Yeah.
1254
00:48:44,892 --> 00:48:46,628
You know, I'm a huge fan.
1255
00:48:46,661 --> 00:48:49,029
I was just at her benefit
at the Getty last month.
1256
00:48:49,063 --> 00:48:50,331
Well did you--
did you do that?
1257
00:48:50,364 --> 00:48:51,865
- I-I did, yeah.
- You did.
1258
00:48:51,899 --> 00:48:53,635
Oh my goodness. This is fate.
1259
00:48:53,668 --> 00:48:54,878
- Yes. Yes it is.
- This is fate,
1260
00:48:54,902 --> 00:48:56,318
because, let me tell you,
1261
00:48:56,342 --> 00:48:59,039
I was at the grocery store
yesterday,
1262
00:48:59,173 --> 00:49:00,350
and I was checking out
the tabloids.
1263
00:49:00,374 --> 00:49:02,376
I don't usually check out
the tabloids.
1264
00:49:02,410 --> 00:49:04,211
But I just happen to see Jen.
1265
00:49:04,244 --> 00:49:06,448
And they were talking about
how she's childless.
1266
00:49:06,481 --> 00:49:09,049
And I went home to Kahlil
and I told him,
1267
00:49:09,083 --> 00:49:10,884
"Why doesn't she just adopt?"
1268
00:49:10,918 --> 00:49:14,121
You know? And then
I meet you here tonight.
1269
00:49:14,154 --> 00:49:15,423
So why doesn't she adopt?
1270
00:49:15,457 --> 00:49:16,634
[INDISTINCT CHATTER IN BACKGROUND]
1271
00:49:16,658 --> 00:49:18,292
Oh, I-I don't-- I--
1272
00:49:18,325 --> 00:49:19,661
We don't really talk about that.
1273
00:49:19,794 --> 00:49:21,295
Well, would you?
1274
00:49:21,328 --> 00:49:24,499
Would you? Because adoption
is just such a blessing.
1275
00:49:24,532 --> 00:49:27,267
Yeah. I mean, we adopted
four of our six.
1276
00:49:27,301 --> 00:49:28,936
One from Mozambique,
one from Peru,
1277
00:49:28,969 --> 00:49:30,672
one from Russia,
one from China.
1278
00:49:30,705 --> 00:49:33,073
All you need is Australian,
and you got a continental set.
1279
00:49:33,107 --> 00:49:34,975
MEERA: Oh my god, you're funny.
1280
00:49:35,008 --> 00:49:36,009
Isn't she?
1281
00:49:37,177 --> 00:49:39,380
She is very funny.
1282
00:49:39,414 --> 00:49:40,746
Girl, you hungry? We got some
1283
00:49:40,770 --> 00:49:42,568
- more cheese that came out.
- Oh, you know,
1284
00:49:42,592 --> 00:49:44,586
I'm lactose intolerant, so--
[CHUCKLES]
1285
00:49:44,619 --> 00:49:48,021
- I bet you are.
- Yeah. So--
1286
00:49:48,055 --> 00:49:50,391
But I was saying is that,
1287
00:49:50,425 --> 00:49:51,702
you know, motherhood
is just a blessing.
1288
00:49:51,726 --> 00:49:53,193
No matter how you do it.
1289
00:49:54,429 --> 00:49:56,764
- Can I ask you something? Um--
- MEERA: Yeah.
1290
00:49:56,897 --> 00:49:59,934
Do you feel any difference
in the bond between your
1291
00:50:00,067 --> 00:50:02,470
adopted children and the
biological children?
1292
00:50:02,504 --> 00:50:04,584
Ah, not the first time
someone's asked me that.
1293
00:50:05,007 --> 00:50:07,074
Um, let me just be
completely honest.
1294
00:50:07,207 --> 00:50:10,277
With my first two,
I thought that, you know,
1295
00:50:10,280 --> 00:50:13,130
I don't know if I could love
another the way I did them,
1296
00:50:13,147 --> 00:50:17,017
but then, when I saw
Donya's face, I just--
1297
00:50:17,050 --> 00:50:19,654
I knew she was my child.
I don't know.
1298
00:50:19,687 --> 00:50:22,590
Love is not really
a zero-sum game, you know?
1299
00:50:22,624 --> 00:50:25,092
Wow, that is...
1300
00:50:25,125 --> 00:50:26,794
so sweet I wanna kill myself.
1301
00:50:27,762 --> 00:50:29,329
- MEERA: Oh my god.
- Butter fingers.
1302
00:50:29,363 --> 00:50:32,600
Hurry now. Ah, ah.
This way.
1303
00:50:33,701 --> 00:50:34,935
Let's go faster.
1304
00:50:36,170 --> 00:50:37,938
Must go faster.
1305
00:50:39,239 --> 00:50:40,140
[DOOR CLOSES]
1306
00:50:40,200 --> 00:50:43,700
♫
1307
00:50:44,111 --> 00:50:47,314
Sorry, I thought the situation
called for bit of a...
1308
00:50:47,347 --> 00:50:48,583
diversion.
1309
00:50:48,616 --> 00:50:50,017
Yeah, thank you.
1310
00:50:50,050 --> 00:50:51,318
Of course.
1311
00:50:51,351 --> 00:50:54,354
So, you work in the
not-for-profit space.
1312
00:50:54,388 --> 00:50:56,323
- Mm-hmm.
- I admire that, uh--
1313
00:50:57,090 --> 00:50:59,359
Very satisfying.
1314
00:50:59,393 --> 00:51:00,495
[JACLYN CHUCKLES]
1315
00:51:00,528 --> 00:51:02,095
Are you doing that on purpose?
1316
00:51:02,129 --> 00:51:05,399
I'm sorry, uh... I'm not
exactly sure what you mean.
1317
00:51:05,433 --> 00:51:08,135
The talking like
Jeff Goldblum thing.
1318
00:51:08,168 --> 00:51:10,705
[JACKLYN AND MATEO CHUCKLE]
1319
00:51:10,738 --> 00:51:14,374
Uh, well, I-I certainly hope
I can, uh... measure up.
1320
00:51:14,409 --> 00:51:16,711
Oh, oh, I think you're even better
1321
00:51:16,744 --> 00:51:18,880
than the real thing, truly.
1322
00:51:20,247 --> 00:51:21,683
So, you're an actor?
1323
00:51:22,283 --> 00:51:24,094
Wait, do you have a thing
against actors?
1324
00:51:24,218 --> 00:51:25,587
No. No, no, no.
1325
00:51:25,620 --> 00:51:28,456
No, I-I-I think--
I think that's great, you know?
1326
00:51:28,490 --> 00:51:31,659
You're sensitive and artistic.
1327
00:51:31,693 --> 00:51:33,461
[JACLYN BREATHS HEAVILY]
1328
00:51:33,495 --> 00:51:34,662
Is that why, um,
1329
00:51:34,696 --> 00:51:38,365
you're so... muscly?
1330
00:51:38,398 --> 00:51:41,301
MATEO: Oh, this, uh--
this is my instrument.
1331
00:51:41,335 --> 00:51:44,539
JACLYN: It is Stradivarius.
1332
00:51:46,240 --> 00:51:47,509
[JACLYN SIGHS]
1333
00:51:48,710 --> 00:51:50,810
- A Stradivarius is-- Oh.
- I know.
1334
00:51:50,844 --> 00:51:52,980
The kind of guitar
Jimi Hendrix played.
1335
00:51:54,858 --> 00:51:55,958
Uh...
1336
00:51:56,283 --> 00:51:58,586
so, uh, what have I seen you in?
1337
00:51:58,620 --> 00:52:01,689
Well, uh, I got cast
in an episode of Flash.
1338
00:52:01,723 --> 00:52:03,825
But I wore mask so you
can't really tell it was me.
1339
00:52:03,958 --> 00:52:05,560
I bet you were great.
1340
00:52:05,693 --> 00:52:07,594
The fight choreographer
thought so. Yeah.
1341
00:52:08,230 --> 00:52:11,166
Yeah, I mean, it's not easy
being a Latino actor.
1342
00:52:11,499 --> 00:52:12,659
The Goldblum thing helps out.
1343
00:52:12,700 --> 00:52:15,402
I get to go out for, uh,
hot nerdy types now.
1344
00:52:15,436 --> 00:52:16,838
I like hot nerdy types.
1345
00:52:16,871 --> 00:52:19,172
Yeah, it's better than being
type-cast as a gang banger.
1346
00:52:19,206 --> 00:52:20,808
I go like, "What's up ese?"
1347
00:52:20,842 --> 00:52:22,410
You know what would
be a dream role?
1348
00:52:22,443 --> 00:52:23,845
Playing Goldblum's kid.
1349
00:52:23,878 --> 00:52:27,114
Like, in a Jurassic sequel
or old, old West Anderson movie.
1350
00:52:27,147 --> 00:52:29,751
Like, the son he never knew.
1351
00:52:29,784 --> 00:52:31,184
And I can play against type.
1352
00:52:31,218 --> 00:52:32,720
I can play someone stupid, like--
1353
00:52:32,754 --> 00:52:34,554
I want you to fuck me, stupid?
1354
00:52:35,288 --> 00:52:36,824
Oh, w-wait.
1355
00:52:36,858 --> 00:52:38,836
You mean like, you want me
to fuck you COMMA stupid,
1356
00:52:38,860 --> 00:52:39,860
like, you think I'm dumb?
1357
00:52:41,596 --> 00:52:43,330
I want you to
fuck my brains out.
1358
00:52:43,363 --> 00:52:45,232
Oh, I see.
1359
00:52:56,343 --> 00:52:57,478
You are hot, oh my god.
1360
00:52:57,512 --> 00:52:58,746
JACLYN: You're hot.
1361
00:53:00,915 --> 00:53:04,619
Which brings me to WFTs.
Right?
1362
00:53:04,652 --> 00:53:06,554
- Weed fungible tokens.
- Oh.
1363
00:53:06,588 --> 00:53:09,256
REESE: Kind of like an NFT
that you can smoke, okay?
1364
00:53:09,289 --> 00:53:11,191
But it's also on the blockchain.
1365
00:53:11,224 --> 00:53:14,629
Every ounce of weed you buy
or every pre-roll you buy--
1366
00:53:14,662 --> 00:53:16,196
- Okay.
- Oh.
1367
00:53:16,229 --> 00:53:17,708
This guy's out of here, now.
It's cool, it's cool.
1368
00:53:17,732 --> 00:53:18,776
You know, some people
aren't into weed.
1369
00:53:18,800 --> 00:53:20,300
- It's totally cool.
- Yeah.
1370
00:53:20,334 --> 00:53:21,669
REESE: So, it is a weed product.
1371
00:53:21,703 --> 00:53:23,905
You get it from the-- it's data?
1372
00:53:23,938 --> 00:53:25,459
- It turns into--
- You do order it...
1373
00:53:25,483 --> 00:53:26,407
- on data.
- [DOOR BELL RINGS]
1374
00:53:26,440 --> 00:53:28,118
I'm sorry, I gotta-- I'll be right back.
I'll be right back.
1375
00:53:28,142 --> 00:53:29,376
Absolutely cool.
1376
00:53:30,812 --> 00:53:34,247
Hey dodo bird, what the heck
are you doing here?
1377
00:53:34,281 --> 00:53:35,650
I forgot Nermie.
1378
00:53:35,683 --> 00:53:38,753
Ooh, rats!
1379
00:53:38,786 --> 00:53:40,688
Well, where's nana?
1380
00:53:40,722 --> 00:53:42,523
She's in the car waiting.
1381
00:53:42,557 --> 00:53:44,626
Oh, is she? Oh, yeah.
1382
00:53:44,659 --> 00:53:45,526
There she is.
1383
00:53:45,560 --> 00:53:46,561
[CAR HORN]
1384
00:53:46,594 --> 00:53:47,662
Hey...
1385
00:53:47,695 --> 00:53:50,430
[SIGHS] you know, uh,
it's my birthday, right?
1386
00:53:51,331 --> 00:53:52,910
And I get whatever
I want on my birthday,
1387
00:53:52,934 --> 00:53:54,201
that's the rule.
1388
00:53:54,234 --> 00:53:56,638
So, uh, what I want...
1389
00:53:56,671 --> 00:53:59,741
is for you to get in there...
1390
00:53:59,774 --> 00:54:02,710
and eat all of your
left-over Easter candy,
1391
00:54:02,744 --> 00:54:05,312
every single thing.
1392
00:54:05,345 --> 00:54:06,881
Get in there!
Gobble it up!
1393
00:54:08,783 --> 00:54:09,884
[CHUCKLES]
1394
00:54:09,917 --> 00:54:13,286
You can have a goodnight.
You bitch.
1395
00:54:14,989 --> 00:54:16,924
Hey, Sophie. Hey, girl,
what are you doing?
1396
00:54:16,958 --> 00:54:19,694
Hi, string bean. Hi.
1397
00:54:19,727 --> 00:54:21,829
You're supposed to be
at your grandma's house.
1398
00:54:21,863 --> 00:54:23,498
I forgot Nermie.
1399
00:54:23,531 --> 00:54:25,500
MOLLY: Okay.
All right, go on up and get it.
1400
00:54:25,533 --> 00:54:26,934
Or maybe not,
1401
00:54:26,968 --> 00:54:29,671
because when I will be awake
passing my bedtime,
1402
00:54:29,704 --> 00:54:33,541
I will turn into a zombie,
tripping over things.
1403
00:54:33,574 --> 00:54:35,610
So maybe your mommy
should go up.
1404
00:54:35,643 --> 00:54:37,445
MOLLY: No, she can go get it.
1405
00:54:37,478 --> 00:54:39,814
No, she can't. Mm-mm.
1406
00:54:42,249 --> 00:54:44,886
Oh. Okay, All right.
1407
00:54:44,919 --> 00:54:46,487
Mommy will be right back.
1408
00:54:46,521 --> 00:54:47,922
I love you so much. Okay.
1409
00:54:50,958 --> 00:54:52,225
How's your night?
1410
00:54:52,259 --> 00:54:53,828
- SOPHIE: Good.
- Yeah.
1411
00:54:53,861 --> 00:54:55,496
[MOANING]
1412
00:54:55,530 --> 00:54:57,699
[TOY SQUEAKING]
1413
00:54:59,500 --> 00:55:01,602
[MOANING]
1414
00:55:01,636 --> 00:55:04,605
[TOY SQUEAKING]
1415
00:55:04,639 --> 00:55:06,507
MOLLY: Ow.
1416
00:55:12,680 --> 00:55:14,882
Oh my god, what are you doing?
1417
00:55:14,916 --> 00:55:16,249
I'm not even here.
1418
00:55:16,283 --> 00:55:17,652
[MOANING]
1419
00:55:19,053 --> 00:55:21,422
Oh, oh.
1420
00:55:21,456 --> 00:55:22,757
I'm sorry,
but it sounded like
1421
00:55:22,790 --> 00:55:24,726
you had a really good moment.
1422
00:55:24,759 --> 00:55:26,894
Oh my god, Molly, get out.
1423
00:55:26,928 --> 00:55:28,228
Come on.
1424
00:55:28,463 --> 00:55:30,198
I mean it's not like you
haven't heard me
1425
00:55:30,231 --> 00:55:31,866
have sex lots of times.
1426
00:55:31,999 --> 00:55:34,334
We were roommates in college
and I used to have sex
1427
00:55:34,367 --> 00:55:36,471
all the time in the bedroom.
1428
00:55:36,904 --> 00:55:37,972
But she was sleeping.
1429
00:55:38,005 --> 00:55:39,372
I wasn't sleeping.
1430
00:55:39,407 --> 00:55:41,008
Oh, see? So that's okay.
1431
00:55:41,042 --> 00:55:43,911
Okay, okay, I'm gone.
I'm not even here.
1432
00:55:43,945 --> 00:55:46,981
No, you guys, take your time.
Okay, I just needed this.
1433
00:55:47,014 --> 00:55:49,116
Right look,
I can't even see you.
1434
00:55:50,317 --> 00:55:53,421
Okay, strip the beds
when you're done.
1435
00:55:56,389 --> 00:55:58,291
[BREATHING HEAVILY]
1436
00:55:58,325 --> 00:56:00,393
Is that good for you?
1437
00:56:00,428 --> 00:56:01,629
Oh my god, yeah.
1438
00:56:01,662 --> 00:56:03,898
I mean, I think
the last 10 seconds,
1439
00:56:03,931 --> 00:56:07,468
that was the best sex
I've ever had.
1440
00:56:07,502 --> 00:56:08,469
Ever.
1441
00:56:08,503 --> 00:56:10,004
Thank you.
1442
00:56:10,037 --> 00:56:12,707
Look, I know I'm not
the real Goldblum,
1443
00:56:12,740 --> 00:56:16,577
but I really hope I made
your wish come true.
1444
00:56:16,611 --> 00:56:18,546
You have no idea.
1445
00:56:22,016 --> 00:56:24,051
This is so unfair.
1446
00:56:24,085 --> 00:56:26,821
You're hell of smart,
you do charity work,
1447
00:56:26,854 --> 00:56:29,690
and you are smoking hot,
1448
00:56:29,724 --> 00:56:32,292
especially for someone
with stage 4 lymphoma.
1449
00:56:33,528 --> 00:56:36,597
- What?
- It's okay. Amandine told me.
1450
00:56:36,631 --> 00:56:39,534
And honestly, thank you.
1451
00:56:39,567 --> 00:56:42,003
As an actor,
I don't have a ton of money
1452
00:56:42,036 --> 00:56:44,739
and I can't give nearly
as much as I'd like to charity.
1453
00:56:44,772 --> 00:56:46,083
I always thought of Goldblum
thing
1454
00:56:46,107 --> 00:56:48,042
as a gimmick for parties.
1455
00:56:48,075 --> 00:56:51,646
But knowing that my skills
could bring you
1456
00:56:51,679 --> 00:56:53,881
- joy in the end,
- Yeah.
1457
00:56:53,915 --> 00:56:56,717
I just-- I'm deeply honored.
1458
00:56:56,751 --> 00:56:57,852
Yeah.
1459
00:57:00,855 --> 00:57:04,692
I hate to sound pity with
everything you're going through
1460
00:57:04,725 --> 00:57:06,627
but you don't have any STDs,
do you?
1461
00:57:08,462 --> 00:57:10,298
- No.
- Oh.
1462
00:57:10,331 --> 00:57:12,099
All right, normally,
I would use a condom.
1463
00:57:12,133 --> 00:57:14,411
But seeing as how you're Mormon
and only have a week to live,
1464
00:57:14,435 --> 00:57:15,870
I thought I could take the risk.
1465
00:57:18,105 --> 00:57:20,107
Are you strong enough
to get up on your own?
1466
00:57:20,141 --> 00:57:23,345
- You need help?
- I-- I got it, thank you.
1467
00:57:23,778 --> 00:57:26,213
Yeah, I'm just gonna
take a minute.
1468
00:57:27,415 --> 00:57:28,850
You rest.
1469
00:57:28,883 --> 00:57:29,917
Okay.
1470
00:57:31,519 --> 00:57:34,956
[INDISTINCT CHATTER]
1471
00:57:36,057 --> 00:57:37,892
Now I hate surfing.
1472
00:57:37,925 --> 00:57:39,427
[DOOR BELL RINGS]
1473
00:57:40,561 --> 00:57:41,729
Oh boy.
1474
00:57:45,633 --> 00:57:47,702
Hi, happy birthday.
1475
00:57:47,735 --> 00:57:49,402
- Welcome, thank you.
- Thank you.
1476
00:57:49,437 --> 00:57:50,504
Thank you for having me.
1477
00:57:50,538 --> 00:57:53,107
Oh, thank you.
1478
00:57:53,140 --> 00:57:55,076
Is Armin-- is Armin still here?
1479
00:57:55,109 --> 00:57:56,777
Is Armin here?
Yeah, yeah, of course.
1480
00:57:56,811 --> 00:57:58,813
And he's, you know,
had a couple.
1481
00:57:58,846 --> 00:58:00,648
Okay, should I go, or--?
1482
00:58:00,681 --> 00:58:02,717
No! No, no, no.
Of course, not.
1483
00:58:02,750 --> 00:58:04,585
No, god.
You drove all the way here.
1484
00:58:04,619 --> 00:58:06,096
I mean, please,
make yourself at home.
1485
00:58:06,120 --> 00:58:07,688
Have something to eat,
have a drink.
1486
00:58:07,722 --> 00:58:09,533
- It's so good to see you.
- Oh my goodness, you too.
1487
00:58:09,557 --> 00:58:11,692
- Happy birthday. We'll talk.
- All right. All right.
1488
00:58:13,461 --> 00:58:14,629
ARMIN: Dude, is that...?
1489
00:58:14,662 --> 00:58:16,063
Hey, I'm so sorry.
1490
00:58:16,097 --> 00:58:17,465
Oh fuck, not her.
1491
00:58:17,498 --> 00:58:19,066
I know, I know.
1492
00:58:19,100 --> 00:58:21,202
Molly mentioned it,
I couldn't uninvite her.
1493
00:58:21,236 --> 00:58:23,204
- Do you want me to ask her to go?
- No, no.
1494
00:58:23,237 --> 00:58:25,006
That makes me look
like I can't handle it.
1495
00:58:25,039 --> 00:58:26,783
And, you know, that's how
the terrorists win.
1496
00:58:26,807 --> 00:58:27,808
So, no.
1497
00:58:29,176 --> 00:58:30,678
Can you believe how fat she got?
1498
00:58:30,711 --> 00:58:32,914
ARMIN: [CHUCKLES] Yikes.
1499
00:58:32,947 --> 00:58:34,715
Oh buddy, that's not fat.
1500
00:58:36,784 --> 00:58:38,495
- She's fucking pregnant?
- Yeah, I'm so sorry.
1501
00:58:38,519 --> 00:58:39,879
I didn't know how
to tell you that.
1502
00:58:40,988 --> 00:58:42,556
No, it's fine, it's fine.
1503
00:58:42,590 --> 00:58:43,958
You know what?
I'm gonna go say hi.
1504
00:58:43,991 --> 00:58:45,026
No, don't say hi.
1505
00:58:46,694 --> 00:58:50,498
Why would you say hi?
Don't say hi.
1506
00:58:50,531 --> 00:58:51,766
Kegels are key.
1507
00:58:51,799 --> 00:58:53,167
- Oh, yeah.
- Just keep doing that.
1508
00:58:53,200 --> 00:58:57,138
Joyce, hey.
Fancy seeing you here.
1509
00:58:57,171 --> 00:58:58,806
Yeah, well,
they're my friends too.
1510
00:58:58,839 --> 00:59:01,575
Yeah, because of me.
1511
00:59:01,609 --> 00:59:04,478
Are we really gonna do this
at your best friend's party?
1512
00:59:04,512 --> 00:59:06,914
See, you said it.
My best friend. So.
1513
00:59:08,516 --> 00:59:09,784
Do you want me to leave?
1514
00:59:09,817 --> 00:59:12,586
Oh, now you care about
what I want. Hmm.
1515
00:59:13,921 --> 00:59:15,957
No, you know what? I'm sorry.
1516
00:59:15,990 --> 00:59:20,194
It's fine. We're grown-ups.
And congratulations.
1517
00:59:20,227 --> 00:59:22,663
I am very happy for you
and you look beautiful.
1518
00:59:23,864 --> 00:59:24,966
- Thank you.
- Yeah.
1519
00:59:24,999 --> 00:59:26,567
- I appreciate that.
- Yeah.
1520
00:59:26,600 --> 00:59:28,069
I feel bloated and disgusting, but--
1521
00:59:28,102 --> 00:59:31,272
No, it suits you. [CHUCKLES]
Uh, the pregnancy.
1522
00:59:31,305 --> 00:59:32,964
- Not the--
- Mm-hmm.
1523
00:59:32,988 --> 00:59:35,576
Um, how is Peter doing?
1524
00:59:35,609 --> 00:59:36,920
You don't really want
to know that, do you?
1525
00:59:36,944 --> 00:59:39,280
Not at all.
I just hope you're happy.
1526
00:59:39,613 --> 00:59:42,583
- JOYCE: I'm very happy.
- Good. Good, good, good.
1527
00:59:42,616 --> 00:59:43,684
JOYCE: Yeah.
1528
00:59:47,756 --> 00:59:48,795
Um...
1529
00:59:48,919 --> 00:59:49,957
Yeah.
1530
00:59:49,991 --> 00:59:51,492
Great to see ya.
1531
00:59:52,126 --> 00:59:53,761
- Cool.
- Yeah.
1532
00:59:56,897 --> 00:59:58,265
Make a wish?
1533
00:59:58,299 --> 01:00:00,034
Is that what I am to you,
a charity case?
1534
01:00:00,067 --> 01:00:01,635
He was already on my original list
1535
01:00:01,669 --> 01:00:03,037
because of the Goldblum thing.
1536
01:00:03,070 --> 01:00:05,439
But, he just got cast in a play,
1537
01:00:05,473 --> 01:00:06,850
and he was supposed
to perform tonight.
1538
01:00:06,874 --> 01:00:08,909
I had to think of
a life-or-death reason
1539
01:00:08,943 --> 01:00:11,312
to get him to skip it. So--
1540
01:00:11,345 --> 01:00:12,913
- Cancer?
- That was the only way
1541
01:00:12,947 --> 01:00:15,316
to get him to agree
to go raw-dog.
1542
01:00:15,349 --> 01:00:17,419
Dead girls don't need condoms.
1543
01:00:18,052 --> 01:00:19,353
But Mormon?
1544
01:00:19,387 --> 01:00:21,347
Oh, that, you know,
that kind of just slipped out.
1545
01:00:21,431 --> 01:00:22,566
[WHISPERING]
1546
01:00:22,690 --> 01:00:24,992
- Hey.
- Hi.
1547
01:00:25,026 --> 01:00:27,628
You see that, uh--
that pregnant woman over there?
1548
01:00:27,661 --> 01:00:29,597
The one on the right.
That's my ex.
1549
01:00:29,630 --> 01:00:31,732
And I'm about to say something
or do something
1550
01:00:31,766 --> 01:00:33,734
that will get me
excommunicated or in prison.
1551
01:00:33,768 --> 01:00:36,937
So, you know, could you
distract me or something?
1552
01:00:38,106 --> 01:00:39,707
Um... yeah.
1553
01:00:39,740 --> 01:00:41,642
- Yeah. Okay.
- Yeah, sure.
1554
01:00:43,210 --> 01:00:44,745
Mm-kay.
1555
01:00:46,914 --> 01:00:47,915
What's this from?
1556
01:00:47,948 --> 01:00:50,518
Oh. Knee replacement.
1557
01:00:50,551 --> 01:00:53,187
Warranty ran out
a couple of years ago, so--
1558
01:00:53,421 --> 01:00:56,190
Oh, I can give you a good referral
for your mom's hip.
1559
01:00:56,223 --> 01:00:58,959
My guy is like,
the best in the biz. So--
1560
01:00:58,993 --> 01:01:00,161
- Oh yeah, great.
- Yeah.
1561
01:01:00,294 --> 01:01:01,496
- Thank you.
- Yeah.
1562
01:01:01,929 --> 01:01:04,331
I think scars are pretty sexy.
1563
01:01:04,365 --> 01:01:05,266
- Oh really?
- Yeah.
1564
01:01:05,299 --> 01:01:06,879
- Well, I do have another one.
- Oh?
1565
01:01:06,934 --> 01:01:09,070
Yeah, right here where
Joyce ripped out my heart
1566
01:01:09,103 --> 01:01:10,280
with her bare hands.
Do you wanna see it?
1567
01:01:10,304 --> 01:01:11,972
- JACLYN: Wow, Joyce?
- Yeah.
1568
01:01:12,006 --> 01:01:14,308
Oh, well--
1569
01:01:14,341 --> 01:01:15,919
You know, it's a
terrible name for a villain.
1570
01:01:15,943 --> 01:01:17,912
- Yeah, it really is.
- Yeah.
1571
01:01:17,945 --> 01:01:21,715
It's even got joy in it.
How can I be mad at that?
1572
01:01:21,749 --> 01:01:23,751
I walked in on mine
getting a BJ.
1573
01:01:25,653 --> 01:01:27,622
Blowjobs are overrated.
1574
01:01:28,355 --> 01:01:30,191
You're just saying that
to me to feel better.
1575
01:01:30,224 --> 01:01:33,627
Yeah, I am. 100%,
blowjobs are awesome.
1576
01:01:33,661 --> 01:01:35,996
You know, they had the nerve
to send me a Christmas card.
1577
01:01:36,030 --> 01:01:37,331
- What?
- Yeah.
1578
01:01:37,364 --> 01:01:39,233
So, I drew a dick on her face
and sent it back.
1579
01:01:39,266 --> 01:01:40,768
[ARMIN LAUGHS]
1580
01:01:40,801 --> 01:01:42,303
Nice.
1581
01:01:42,336 --> 01:01:46,006
[INDISTINCT CHATTER IN BACKGROUND]
1582
01:01:47,975 --> 01:01:49,411
See that in there?
1583
01:01:49,444 --> 01:01:51,478
Those are my friends.
1584
01:01:52,813 --> 01:01:55,683
And she had her friends.
I just don't get it,
1585
01:01:55,716 --> 01:01:58,686
why does she think
she needs mine? You know?
1586
01:01:58,719 --> 01:02:01,889
I know it's pathetic,
but like, fuck, come on!
1587
01:02:01,922 --> 01:02:03,924
No, no, I totally get it.
1588
01:02:03,958 --> 01:02:05,498
I ran into my ex with his
1589
01:02:05,522 --> 01:02:07,795
beautiful new wife
and their baby.
1590
01:02:07,828 --> 01:02:09,272
The baby that he didn't
want to have with me...
1591
01:02:09,296 --> 01:02:11,198
- Huh.
- ...at my garden shop.
1592
01:02:11,232 --> 01:02:13,134
ARMIN: Did you
shove him into a cactus?
1593
01:02:13,167 --> 01:02:15,045
I mean, that would have been my
go-to move just right in there.
1594
01:02:15,069 --> 01:02:17,303
- No, but I should have. Yeah.
- Yeah, you should have.
1595
01:02:18,005 --> 01:02:21,876
You know, my mom got divorced
at the age of 44.
1596
01:02:21,909 --> 01:02:23,871
And... I can honestly say
1597
01:02:23,995 --> 01:02:26,179
I don't think she's
ever had sex since.
1598
01:02:27,214 --> 01:02:29,092
I think she's hanging out in
the wrong retirement homes.
1599
01:02:29,116 --> 01:02:30,217
- Yeah?
- I really do.
1600
01:02:30,251 --> 01:02:31,919
[ARMIN AND JACLYN LAUGHING]
1601
01:02:33,954 --> 01:02:37,892
Thing is I don't feel
any different than I did
1602
01:02:37,925 --> 01:02:39,293
when I was 25.
1603
01:02:39,326 --> 01:02:42,029
Yeah, same. It's crazy.
1604
01:02:42,062 --> 01:02:43,898
I went to see this band
last week,
1605
01:02:43,931 --> 01:02:45,399
and I swear to you,
1606
01:02:45,433 --> 01:02:49,403
I raised the average age
of that room by at least 10 years.
1607
01:02:49,437 --> 01:02:51,071
- Eh.
- Yeah.
1608
01:02:51,105 --> 01:02:54,842
And I caught the eye of this woman,
and I smiled at her,
1609
01:02:54,875 --> 01:02:56,319
and she looked me
like I was a pedophile.
1610
01:02:56,343 --> 01:02:58,045
- Okay, but in her defense--
- Yeah.
1611
01:02:58,078 --> 01:03:00,146
- What, what?
- You just-- Wait--
1612
01:03:00,480 --> 01:03:02,550
Guys at clubs are creepy.
1613
01:03:02,983 --> 01:03:06,086
They are. I mean, I--
I go dancing and I swear
1614
01:03:06,120 --> 01:03:08,480
every single guy in there is
looking at me like I'm in heat.
1615
01:03:09,356 --> 01:03:12,993
Why can't a girl just look fly
and go dancing, you know?
1616
01:03:13,027 --> 01:03:14,067
I hate to break it to you,
1617
01:03:14,128 --> 01:03:16,531
but dancing has always
been about sex.
1618
01:03:17,064 --> 01:03:18,575
Yeah. I mean, I saw this
National Geographic video--
1619
01:03:18,599 --> 01:03:19,599
Are you flirting with me?
1620
01:03:19,734 --> 01:03:21,502
[LAUGHING]
1621
01:03:22,036 --> 01:03:23,405
Anyway, I saw this video
1622
01:03:23,438 --> 01:03:24,848
of these crazy little
red and yellow birds
1623
01:03:24,872 --> 01:03:26,874
and they're doing like,
this mating ritual,
1624
01:03:26,907 --> 01:03:28,375
and I swear to you,
it looked exactly
1625
01:03:28,410 --> 01:03:29,611
like the Hammertime move.
1626
01:03:30,844 --> 01:03:32,164
No idea what you're
talking about.
1627
01:03:33,247 --> 01:03:36,350
MC Hammer? Hammertime?
Can't touch this?
1628
01:03:36,383 --> 01:03:38,819
I don't know. Can you show me?
I mean, is it hard?
1629
01:03:38,852 --> 01:03:40,287
- Serious?
- Yeah.
1630
01:03:40,321 --> 01:03:41,288
- I mean yeah.
- What does it look like?
1631
01:03:41,322 --> 01:03:42,433
- I don't know.
- I'll show you.
1632
01:03:42,457 --> 01:03:43,457
Okay.
1633
01:03:43,845 --> 01:03:45,160
ARMIN: All right, you ready?
1634
01:03:45,192 --> 01:03:47,361
- JACLYN: Uh-huh.
- So, it's like-- it's like--
1635
01:03:48,195 --> 01:03:50,197
[JACLYN LAUGHING]
1636
01:03:50,231 --> 01:03:51,398
Wow.
1637
01:03:51,433 --> 01:03:53,767
That is, uh--
that is somethin' else.
1638
01:03:55,135 --> 01:03:58,305
I mean, I would--
I would definitely swipe right.
1639
01:03:58,339 --> 01:03:59,749
- ARMIN: Yeah?
- Yeah, I would swipe right if...
1640
01:03:59,773 --> 01:04:00,941
I were a bird.
1641
01:04:00,975 --> 01:04:02,910
Oh, okay, rhymes.
Yeah, good to know.
1642
01:04:13,954 --> 01:04:15,289
Can I ask you something?
1643
01:04:15,322 --> 01:04:19,427
And it's 100% okay
if you say no, obviously.
1644
01:04:19,461 --> 01:04:21,395
Yeah.
1645
01:04:21,429 --> 01:04:25,099
Can I kiss you?
I just really wanna kiss you.
1646
01:04:29,069 --> 01:04:30,337
I'm not supposed to.
1647
01:04:31,905 --> 01:04:34,509
Oh, okay. Why?
1648
01:04:37,044 --> 01:04:39,423
Because Molly is my best friend
and Geoff is your best friend.
1649
01:04:39,447 --> 01:04:41,849
And if it didn't work out
between us
1650
01:04:41,882 --> 01:04:43,685
then that would be
awkward for them.
1651
01:04:43,718 --> 01:04:45,420
Right, yeah. Absolutely.
1652
01:04:45,453 --> 01:04:48,490
And, you know, then who
would invite us to these--
1653
01:05:04,938 --> 01:05:05,973
I-I was-- I was thinking,
1654
01:05:06,006 --> 01:05:09,737
I mean, k-kissing doesn't--
doesn't have to mean anything.
1655
01:05:09,961 --> 01:05:11,413
- Right?
- Totally.
1656
01:05:11,546 --> 01:05:13,586
We can just make out,
just not be in a relationship.
1657
01:05:13,615 --> 01:05:14,948
Nope. Yeah.
1658
01:05:17,419 --> 01:05:19,086
Can I ask you something?
1659
01:05:19,119 --> 01:05:22,222
And-- and you can 100% say no.
1660
01:05:22,256 --> 01:05:23,357
Yeah.
1661
01:05:25,159 --> 01:05:26,560
Do you wanna go have sex?
1662
01:05:27,529 --> 01:05:30,097
- 100% yes. Okay.
- [CHUCKLES]
1663
01:05:33,200 --> 01:05:36,525
♫ ["YOU AND ME" by GREG HATWELL PLAYING] ♫
- ♪ You and me ♪
1664
01:05:36,525 --> 01:05:39,175
♫ ["YOU AND ME" by GREG HATWELL PLAYING] ♫
- ♪ Let's get together ♪
1665
01:05:41,241 --> 01:05:44,412
♪ You and me ♪
1666
01:05:44,446 --> 01:05:46,013
♪ You think forever ♪
1667
01:05:50,184 --> 01:05:52,119
Hey, hey.
1668
01:05:52,152 --> 01:05:54,422
- Hi.
- There you are. I love you.
1669
01:05:54,456 --> 01:05:56,190
I love you too.
1670
01:05:56,424 --> 01:05:58,493
- How are you feeling?
- I feel hot.
1671
01:05:58,526 --> 01:06:01,663
I am so hot, right?
1672
01:06:01,696 --> 01:06:03,297
Are you hot?
1673
01:06:03,330 --> 01:06:04,508
- No.
- Because I am certainly.
1674
01:06:04,532 --> 01:06:05,600
You are very hot.
1675
01:06:05,633 --> 01:06:08,102
You are very attractive
human being.
1676
01:06:08,135 --> 01:06:09,269
Mmm.
1677
01:06:09,303 --> 01:06:13,140
[BREATHS HEAVILY]
1678
01:06:14,308 --> 01:06:16,043
Oh fuck.
1679
01:06:16,276 --> 01:06:17,445
Yeah.
1680
01:06:19,146 --> 01:06:21,382
If you want to have sex
with my sister-in-law,
1681
01:06:21,416 --> 01:06:23,350
then you should do it
because that's beautiful,
1682
01:06:23,384 --> 01:06:26,320
and then we'll be
real sisters forever.
1683
01:06:26,353 --> 01:06:27,589
- Yes.
- Yeah.
1684
01:06:27,622 --> 01:06:28,656
- Oh.
- Forever.
1685
01:06:30,124 --> 01:06:31,325
[MOANING]
1686
01:06:34,361 --> 01:06:36,330
Oh god, this feels so wrong.
1687
01:06:36,363 --> 01:06:37,432
Do you want me to stop?
1688
01:06:37,465 --> 01:06:39,152
- No. God, no, no, no.
- Okay.
1689
01:06:39,176 --> 01:06:40,768
- Keep going.
- Okay.
1690
01:06:41,402 --> 01:06:44,439
How about this? You sit down
and I get you some water?
1691
01:06:44,472 --> 01:06:46,240
Okay. That sounds magical.
1692
01:06:46,273 --> 01:06:47,475
I bet it does.
1693
01:06:47,509 --> 01:06:50,177
[MOANING]
1694
01:06:50,210 --> 01:06:51,613
Listen how thirsty I am.
1695
01:06:52,747 --> 01:06:54,585
- Oh, yeah, yeah.
- Yeah.
1696
01:06:54,609 --> 01:06:55,717
It's dry in there.
1697
01:06:55,750 --> 01:06:57,585
- Okay, just-- All right.
- Okay.
1698
01:06:57,619 --> 01:06:59,186
Because I'm so hot.
1699
01:07:01,456 --> 01:07:04,659
[MOANING]
1700
01:07:04,692 --> 01:07:06,026
Oh god no,
what are you doing?
1701
01:07:06,250 --> 01:07:07,438
- Wha--?
- Oh god.
1702
01:07:07,462 --> 01:07:10,498
Well, we didn't-- we didn't
use protection, so I pulled out.
1703
01:07:10,532 --> 01:07:12,567
But that's not what's...
supposed to happen.
1704
01:07:12,600 --> 01:07:15,269
- What?
- Oh god. Okay.
1705
01:07:15,302 --> 01:07:17,125
I mean, that's okay.
1706
01:07:17,149 --> 01:07:18,238
- Oh god.
- That's okay.
1707
01:07:18,262 --> 01:07:19,262
Okay.
1708
01:07:20,142 --> 01:07:21,842
Oh, oh, here, I'll, uh--
1709
01:07:22,076 --> 01:07:23,678
I-I'll-- I'll do that.
I don't want you--
1710
01:07:23,711 --> 01:07:24,755
I don't want you
to do the dirty work.
1711
01:07:24,779 --> 01:07:26,046
It's okay, I got it.
1712
01:07:26,079 --> 01:07:27,080
ARMIN: Okay.
1713
01:07:28,450 --> 01:07:29,584
Sorry about the-- you know.
1714
01:07:29,617 --> 01:07:30,618
No, it's okay.
1715
01:07:30,652 --> 01:07:32,687
And, uh, that was amazing.
1716
01:07:32,720 --> 01:07:35,156
Yeah, that was amazing.
1717
01:07:35,880 --> 01:07:38,993
- It really was.
- Yeah. So--
1718
01:07:41,663 --> 01:07:43,764
I'll just see you out there.
1719
01:07:44,197 --> 01:07:45,365
All right.
1720
01:07:46,768 --> 01:07:47,768
[BLOWS KISS]
1721
01:07:51,806 --> 01:07:53,207
Shit.
1722
01:07:53,240 --> 01:07:57,110
[BREATHES HEAVILY]
1723
01:07:57,144 --> 01:07:58,212
Hey Siri,
1724
01:07:59,514 --> 01:08:01,783
how long does sperm
last outside the body?
1725
01:08:01,916 --> 01:08:05,916
♫
1726
01:08:17,064 --> 01:08:18,064
No, no, no, no.
1727
01:08:18,155 --> 01:08:19,667
No, this is wrong.
No, no, no.
1728
01:08:36,451 --> 01:08:37,985
Okay, all right.
1729
01:08:39,721 --> 01:08:41,221
JACLYN: Hurry, hurry, hurry.
1730
01:08:45,359 --> 01:08:47,127
Hurry, hurry, come on.
1731
01:08:48,195 --> 01:08:49,564
I don't want it to
get on my dress.
1732
01:08:49,597 --> 01:08:51,292
Please, I can feel it
going down my back.
1733
01:08:51,316 --> 01:08:52,316
- Eww. Please.
- Oh.
1734
01:08:52,634 --> 01:08:54,234
All right. Hold still.
1735
01:08:54,268 --> 01:08:55,412
- JACLYN: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Okay.
1736
01:08:55,436 --> 01:08:56,680
- Make sure you get it all.
- Yeah, I am.
1737
01:08:56,704 --> 01:08:58,839
Some kind of got to
the crack. Okay.
1738
01:08:59,641 --> 01:09:01,676
JACLYN: Thank you,
thank you, thank you.
1739
01:09:01,709 --> 01:09:03,210
So, you know,
you can't pay me enough
1740
01:09:03,243 --> 01:09:04,722
- to do the second part.
- No, no, no.
1741
01:09:04,746 --> 01:09:06,047
No, no, no.
I know, I know.
1742
01:09:06,080 --> 01:09:07,115
AMANDINE: Okay.
1743
01:09:07,749 --> 01:09:08,716
- Hey Junior.
- ARMIN: Hey.
1744
01:09:08,750 --> 01:09:10,117
Why are you in such a good mood?
1745
01:09:10,150 --> 01:09:12,420
Oh, I'm just hanging.
I'm partying.
1746
01:09:16,924 --> 01:09:18,225
What's up?
1747
01:09:18,258 --> 01:09:19,326
Hey, man.
1748
01:09:21,295 --> 01:09:23,665
You sneaking around Jaclyn too?
1749
01:09:23,798 --> 01:09:25,433
- What?
- Yeah.
1750
01:09:25,567 --> 01:09:27,668
She's quite the slippery mix,
that one.
1751
01:09:28,703 --> 01:09:29,737
Okay.
1752
01:09:31,371 --> 01:09:33,173
- ARMIN: Oh shit.
- TIM: Ooh.
1753
01:09:36,276 --> 01:09:38,145
Hey, do you know where Geoff is?
1754
01:09:38,178 --> 01:09:39,947
TIM: I love this party.
1755
01:09:43,250 --> 01:09:44,752
- Hi.
- MOLLY: Hey.
1756
01:09:44,786 --> 01:09:46,788
- Hello.
- There's the birthday boy.
1757
01:09:46,821 --> 01:09:50,290
- Yeah.
- Get in the pool, honey. Get inside me.
1758
01:09:50,324 --> 01:09:52,392
Sweetie, why don't you
get out of the pool, huh?
1759
01:09:52,427 --> 01:09:54,227
No, no, no, no.
1760
01:09:54,261 --> 01:09:57,599
You come in the pool
because guess what it is?
1761
01:09:57,632 --> 01:10:00,535
It's later.
1762
01:10:00,568 --> 01:10:03,571
Get in your birthday suit
you birthday boy.
1763
01:10:03,605 --> 01:10:06,507
And come on.
This whole pool feels like sex.
1764
01:10:08,576 --> 01:10:12,145
I don't think now
is-is the best later, okay?
1765
01:10:13,581 --> 01:10:15,817
Fine. Then just go back inside.
1766
01:10:15,850 --> 01:10:17,984
GEOFF: No, I mean--
Look, you know I'm totally down
1767
01:10:18,018 --> 01:10:19,787
for the later thing, the plan.
1768
01:10:19,821 --> 01:10:22,089
- Just now is--
- MOLLY: It was a moment.
1769
01:10:22,222 --> 01:10:25,493
And it was gonna be
beautiful and perfect.
1770
01:10:25,526 --> 01:10:27,027
But you ruined it.
1771
01:10:27,361 --> 01:10:29,631
And so, I guess we'll just...
1772
01:10:29,764 --> 01:10:31,833
keep never-ever having sex.
1773
01:10:31,966 --> 01:10:33,768
Ever, ever, ever, ever.
1774
01:10:33,801 --> 01:10:36,704
And then one day we'll have sex
and it will be like,
1775
01:10:36,738 --> 01:10:38,816
- "We have to throw a parade."
- I'm gonna go get Jaclyn.
1776
01:10:38,840 --> 01:10:41,274
Yay, we had sex.
1777
01:10:42,910 --> 01:10:45,212
So, you and Armin.
1778
01:10:45,245 --> 01:10:46,881
What am I gonna tell Molly?
1779
01:10:46,914 --> 01:10:49,383
Girl, I told Geoff I wasn't
flirting with his sister
1780
01:10:49,417 --> 01:10:52,820
which is a promise I don't
intend on keeping. Okay?
1781
01:10:52,854 --> 01:10:54,287
You're the best.
1782
01:10:57,492 --> 01:11:00,461
I'm here for amoral support.
1783
01:11:00,495 --> 01:11:03,631
Okay. Well, thank you.
1784
01:11:03,765 --> 01:11:05,633
Thank you, thank you,
thank you, thank you.
1785
01:11:05,667 --> 01:11:06,667
[JACLYN SIGHS]
1786
01:11:08,803 --> 01:11:12,172
GEOFF: Hey guys, have you seen Jackie?
No? All right.
1787
01:11:12,407 --> 01:11:13,608
Hey, have you seen Jackie?
1788
01:11:13,641 --> 01:11:15,677
You gotta be kidding me.
You too?
1789
01:11:15,710 --> 01:11:16,811
[TIM SCOFFS]
1790
01:11:16,844 --> 01:11:19,312
You know,
you have a beautiful wife.
1791
01:11:19,346 --> 01:11:20,715
You should take care of her...
1792
01:11:20,748 --> 01:11:22,384
or someone else will.
1793
01:11:22,717 --> 01:11:24,652
Okay. Okay.
1794
01:11:24,686 --> 01:11:27,388
Listen to me you
flea market Picasso.
1795
01:11:27,622 --> 01:11:28,753
Your next words...
1796
01:11:28,877 --> 01:11:30,692
I would choose them very carefully.
1797
01:11:30,725 --> 01:11:31,859
- Oh yeah?
- Yeah.
1798
01:11:31,893 --> 01:11:35,496
Or what? Oh!
He made me spill my drink.
1799
01:11:36,631 --> 01:11:37,832
I think you should leave, huh?
1800
01:11:37,865 --> 01:11:39,266
I would prefer not to.
1801
01:11:40,333 --> 01:11:41,569
I don't give a fuck.
1802
01:11:46,007 --> 01:11:47,575
Occupied!
1803
01:11:47,809 --> 01:11:50,678
Oh shit.
I was just doing crunches.
1804
01:11:50,712 --> 01:11:52,379
What do you mean occupied?
1805
01:11:53,581 --> 01:11:54,782
Oh!
1806
01:11:58,351 --> 01:12:01,321
Uh, I'm, uh,
I'm sorry, Geoff. I, uh--
1807
01:12:01,354 --> 01:12:03,524
GEOFF: I need you to get
Molly out of the pool...
1808
01:12:03,558 --> 01:12:07,294
where she's swimming...
in her under things.
1809
01:12:07,327 --> 01:12:08,663
JACLYN: Okay, absolutely.
1810
01:12:08,696 --> 01:12:11,432
- Okay?
- Geoff, um, does this mean I--
1811
01:12:11,465 --> 01:12:12,767
I'm not invited to Thanksgiving?
1812
01:12:12,800 --> 01:12:14,766
Get her out of the pool!
1813
01:12:15,090 --> 01:12:16,090
God!
1814
01:12:18,105 --> 01:12:20,130
♫ ["CRAZY WAYS" by SI TEW & RUNONE PLAYING] ♫
- ♪ Get your hands up ♪
1815
01:12:20,130 --> 01:12:24,330
♫ ["CRAZY WAYS" by SI TEW & RUNONE PLAYING] ♫
- ♪ That's right, Feelin' all right ♪
1816
01:12:24,612 --> 01:12:25,713
- Hey.
- Hey.
1817
01:12:25,747 --> 01:12:27,280
Hi. Hi.
1818
01:12:27,314 --> 01:12:30,017
Just, um--
I just have to go help Molly.
1819
01:12:30,051 --> 01:12:31,724
- Oh, and...
- Yeah.
1820
01:12:31,848 --> 01:12:33,554
...let's just keep that
1821
01:12:33,588 --> 01:12:36,356
- to ourselves, yeah?
- Oh, yeah, yeah. Definitely.
1822
01:12:36,389 --> 01:12:37,625
On the down low.
1823
01:12:37,658 --> 01:12:39,660
- The QT. Totally.
- Yeah.
1824
01:12:41,696 --> 01:12:43,865
Then again, it's like
we're not in junior high. Right?
1825
01:12:43,898 --> 01:12:45,967
We don't need Geoff
and Molly's permission to
1826
01:12:46,000 --> 01:12:48,436
I don't know, say,
go to a concert.
1827
01:12:48,469 --> 01:12:52,073
I'm on the board at StubHub
and I can get us primo seats.
1828
01:12:52,106 --> 01:12:53,708
What do you say?
1829
01:12:54,041 --> 01:12:55,351
Yeah, I mean, yeah.
That could happen.
1830
01:12:55,375 --> 01:12:57,612
Yeah, okay, cool.
Got you a glass.
1831
01:12:57,645 --> 01:12:59,414
Oh, no.
1832
01:12:59,647 --> 01:13:01,048
REESE: You've heard of NFTs, right?
1833
01:13:01,082 --> 01:13:03,518
This is weed fungible tokens.
It's an investment.
1834
01:13:07,655 --> 01:13:08,655
JACLYN: Hey.
1835
01:13:10,625 --> 01:13:12,660
Geoff won't have sex with me.
1836
01:13:14,428 --> 01:13:16,388
I don't-- I don't think
his birthday party
1837
01:13:16,412 --> 01:13:18,999
is the best time to do it,
you know?
1838
01:13:19,433 --> 01:13:21,636
We barely even have sex
anymore, ever.
1839
01:13:21,669 --> 01:13:23,938
Honey, you guys have been
married a long time.
1840
01:13:25,072 --> 01:13:27,340
You know, at the end
for Todd and I,
1841
01:13:27,374 --> 01:13:30,111
we... had sex maybe like,
1842
01:13:30,144 --> 01:13:31,846
twice a month.
1843
01:13:31,879 --> 01:13:34,015
Yeah, but you were unhappy.
1844
01:13:34,048 --> 01:13:35,116
When we started dating,
1845
01:13:35,149 --> 01:13:37,518
we had sex two times a night.
1846
01:13:37,552 --> 01:13:40,621
We just recently went
on a romantic spa getaway
1847
01:13:40,655 --> 01:13:42,557
and we had sex one time
1848
01:13:42,590 --> 01:13:44,292
in three nights.
1849
01:13:44,725 --> 01:13:45,872
Maybe men slow down
1850
01:13:45,896 --> 01:13:47,501
- as they age.
- No...
1851
01:13:47,525 --> 01:13:49,430
that's what I wanted.
1852
01:13:49,764 --> 01:13:51,364
That's not me.
1853
01:13:53,100 --> 01:13:56,537
Well, this definitely is you.
1854
01:13:56,571 --> 01:13:58,482
I mean, this reminds me of
some of the fun times
1855
01:13:58,506 --> 01:13:59,907
we had in senior year.
1856
01:13:59,941 --> 01:14:02,777
Right?
Because I used to be fun.
1857
01:14:02,810 --> 01:14:04,979
Like, I was fun, right?
1858
01:14:05,012 --> 01:14:08,015
But, I'm not-- I'm not
any fun anymore.
1859
01:14:08,049 --> 01:14:08,983
- Yes, you are.
- MOLLY: I'm not.
1860
01:14:09,016 --> 01:14:10,318
I'm not even a fun mom.
1861
01:14:10,351 --> 01:14:11,995
I thought I'd be a cool mom,
but I'm not.
1862
01:14:12,119 --> 01:14:14,488
As I yell.
I yell at my kids.
1863
01:14:14,522 --> 01:14:15,623
I do it, I do.
1864
01:14:15,656 --> 01:14:16,958
[WHISPERS] But everybody does.
1865
01:14:18,426 --> 01:14:19,794
Come here, come here.
1866
01:14:21,863 --> 01:14:23,831
I almost had sex with Tim.
1867
01:14:23,865 --> 01:14:24,999
JACLYN: What?
1868
01:14:25,032 --> 01:14:26,133
I really wanted to.
1869
01:14:26,167 --> 01:14:28,669
Molly, he's the worst.
1870
01:14:28,703 --> 01:14:30,405
And it's your fault
that I didn't do it.
1871
01:14:30,438 --> 01:14:32,640
Which is good, I just was
thinking about you and Todd,
1872
01:14:32,773 --> 01:14:34,809
and I didn't want
to break my marriage.
1873
01:14:34,842 --> 01:14:36,143
I love Geoff. I love him.
1874
01:14:36,177 --> 01:14:37,778
He's a good man.
1875
01:14:39,447 --> 01:14:42,917
I am so bored.
I'm, like, so, so, so bored.
1876
01:14:42,950 --> 01:14:45,887
And I just--
like I hate my new friends.
1877
01:14:45,920 --> 01:14:49,356
Because I-- No, no, no, no, no.
I don't hate-- I don't hate them.
1878
01:14:49,390 --> 01:14:51,092
I just--
1879
01:14:51,125 --> 01:14:53,961
I do hate me
when I'm with them.
1880
01:14:53,995 --> 01:14:56,731
I fucking hate all of it.
1881
01:14:56,764 --> 01:14:58,966
Like, I hate dance tryouts.
1882
01:14:59,000 --> 01:15:01,068
And I hate room moms.
1883
01:15:01,102 --> 01:15:04,505
"Oh, please upload a photos
of your sweet little angels
1884
01:15:04,538 --> 01:15:06,741
"into the shared Shutterfly site."
1885
01:15:06,774 --> 01:15:08,442
"Why didn't you upload any photos?"
1886
01:15:08,476 --> 01:15:09,977
"You forgot to upload the photos."
1887
01:15:10,011 --> 01:15:11,445
"Could you just do that please?"
1888
01:15:11,479 --> 01:15:13,047
"Could you please do that?"
1889
01:15:13,080 --> 01:15:14,615
And Jackie, don't be a mom.
1890
01:15:17,952 --> 01:15:20,488
I'm sorry,
I shouldn't have said that.
1891
01:15:20,621 --> 01:15:23,558
But you won't be any fun anymore
because I'm not fun anymore,
1892
01:15:23,691 --> 01:15:25,559
and I'm never gonna see you.
1893
01:15:25,593 --> 01:15:28,195
When do you even see me?
I'm like your best friend.
1894
01:15:28,229 --> 01:15:31,465
Wait. Am I even your
best friend anymore?
1895
01:15:31,499 --> 01:15:33,702
Of course, you are.
[CHUCKLES]
1896
01:15:34,635 --> 01:15:37,805
Molly, come on.
Sisters before misters.
1897
01:15:37,838 --> 01:15:38,973
I love you.
1898
01:15:39,206 --> 01:15:40,574
I love you.
1899
01:15:46,614 --> 01:15:48,582
Also, why am I in the pool?
1900
01:15:48,616 --> 01:15:50,285
I don't know.
1901
01:15:50,518 --> 01:15:52,753
I think, maybe I thought
everybody would get in.
1902
01:15:52,887 --> 01:15:56,257
Yeah. Maybe it'll be a good
idea for you to get out...
1903
01:15:56,290 --> 01:15:57,558
and do the cake.
1904
01:15:57,592 --> 01:15:59,527
[GASPS] Oh no, the cake.
1905
01:15:59,860 --> 01:16:03,164
Oh no, it's Geoff's birthday.
I ruined Geoff's birthday.
1906
01:16:03,197 --> 01:16:06,233
No, no, no.
I think I have you beat there.
1907
01:16:06,367 --> 01:16:08,102
[CHUCKLING] It's true.
1908
01:16:09,136 --> 01:16:10,705
It's probably true.
1909
01:16:10,738 --> 01:16:11,772
JACLYN: All right, okay.
1910
01:16:11,806 --> 01:16:12,673
MOLLY: You know, I love you.
1911
01:16:12,707 --> 01:16:14,608
I-- I love you too.
1912
01:16:14,642 --> 01:16:17,111
Can I--
Can I borrow you for a sec.
1913
01:16:17,144 --> 01:16:18,722
Uh, I'm just helping Molly
with the cake.
1914
01:16:18,746 --> 01:16:20,348
Yeah, it'll-- it'll be great.
1915
01:16:20,381 --> 01:16:21,516
- Oh.
- I'm okay.
1916
01:16:21,549 --> 01:16:23,050
I'll-- I'll be right back. Okay.
1917
01:16:33,794 --> 01:16:37,098
Cake, frosting.
I'm coming for you candles.
1918
01:16:38,632 --> 01:16:40,234
Joyce, hey.
1919
01:16:40,267 --> 01:16:43,871
I just wanted to introduce you
to my girlfriend, Jaclyn.
1920
01:16:43,904 --> 01:16:46,841
Huh. How convenient.
1921
01:16:46,874 --> 01:16:48,509
It's a pleasure to meet you.
1922
01:16:48,543 --> 01:16:49,978
How long have you two
been together?
1923
01:16:50,002 --> 01:16:53,314
Um, we're not-- we're not
actually "dating" dating.
1924
01:16:53,448 --> 01:16:56,083
- Uh--
- Yeah, but it seems, uh, promising.
1925
01:16:56,117 --> 01:16:57,918
You know, just nice
to be with someone...
1926
01:16:57,952 --> 01:16:59,820
who doesn't play games.
1927
01:16:59,854 --> 01:17:03,724
Oh, yeah. I get that.
I do adore games.
1928
01:17:03,758 --> 01:17:05,226
Probably because
I enjoy the company
1929
01:17:05,259 --> 01:17:06,861
- of other human beings.
- A lot, yeah.
1930
01:17:06,894 --> 01:17:08,596
I shouldn't be in the middle.
1931
01:17:08,629 --> 01:17:10,841
Is everything All right over here?
Are these people bothering you?
1932
01:17:10,865 --> 01:17:12,733
Who the fuck is this guy?
1933
01:17:12,767 --> 01:17:14,411
- Uh, he-- I, um--
- Wait a minute. I know you.
1934
01:17:14,435 --> 01:17:16,003
Are you the shirtless chef?
1935
01:17:16,037 --> 01:17:17,681
Oh my god, I love your
brined chicken breasts.
1936
01:17:17,705 --> 01:17:18,906
They're so good.
1937
01:17:18,939 --> 01:17:20,841
It's the smoked paprika
and pineapple juice
1938
01:17:20,875 --> 01:17:22,309
that makes it. Boom.
1939
01:17:22,343 --> 01:17:23,887
JOYCE: Do you drink
a lot of pineapple juice?
1940
01:17:23,911 --> 01:17:25,046
- MATEO: Tons.
- MEERA: Ah...
1941
01:17:25,079 --> 01:17:26,180
it's got that sweet sauce?
1942
01:17:26,213 --> 01:17:28,015
JOYCE: Yeah,
it's got that sweet sauce.
1943
01:17:28,049 --> 01:17:29,784
Okay, what is going on here?
1944
01:17:29,817 --> 01:17:32,887
Just talking to people...
at a party I was invited to.
1945
01:17:32,920 --> 01:17:33,921
So...
1946
01:17:35,356 --> 01:17:37,379
MJ: Hi, it's me, MJ...
1947
01:17:37,403 --> 01:17:38,835
- Oh, fuck-dicks.
- ...from the bathroom.
1948
01:17:38,859 --> 01:17:41,228
I know it's not Jeff Goldblum,
but it is a dinosaur,
1949
01:17:41,262 --> 01:17:44,231
and they're apex predators
and you're the apex predator...
1950
01:17:44,265 --> 01:17:45,766
of my heart.
1951
01:17:45,800 --> 01:17:47,835
TIM: Hey yo, before you leave,
1952
01:17:47,868 --> 01:17:49,336
we're gonna have a little survey.
1953
01:17:49,370 --> 01:17:50,759
Show of hands...
1954
01:17:50,783 --> 01:17:54,275
who here has not
had sex with Jaclyn tonight.
1955
01:17:54,308 --> 01:17:56,010
Show of hands, please.
1956
01:17:56,243 --> 01:17:59,280
One, two, three, four, five.
1957
01:17:59,313 --> 01:18:00,948
It's more than I would've thought.
1958
01:18:00,981 --> 01:18:03,217
Did you have a gang bang
at my birthday party?
1959
01:18:03,250 --> 01:18:04,318
No. No.
1960
01:18:04,351 --> 01:18:06,954
Okay, whoa, whoa.
You're slut shaming her.
1961
01:18:06,987 --> 01:18:08,823
No, it's truth telling.
1962
01:18:08,856 --> 01:18:10,925
She fucked four guys
at my house.
1963
01:18:10,958 --> 01:18:13,727
Oh my god,
when you went upstairs.
1964
01:18:13,761 --> 01:18:15,897
Please tell me that you
did not have sex
1965
01:18:15,930 --> 01:18:17,465
- in my bed.
- JACLYN: No, I didn't.
1966
01:18:17,698 --> 01:18:20,668
He is the only guy
I didn't have sex with.
1967
01:18:20,701 --> 01:18:22,736
I'll buy that. Yeah.
1968
01:18:23,904 --> 01:18:27,074
Obviously, I mean...
you're uninvited to Thanksgiving.
1969
01:18:27,108 --> 01:18:28,251
TIM: You know what? This guy?
1970
01:18:28,275 --> 01:18:30,111
Yeah. Okay, I get it.
1971
01:18:30,144 --> 01:18:31,709
You had sex with
the shirtless chef?
1972
01:18:31,733 --> 01:18:33,851
- Lucky.
- And this one, yes.
1973
01:18:33,875 --> 01:18:35,549
Okay, I get it.
1974
01:18:35,873 --> 01:18:37,373
[LAUGHING]
1975
01:18:38,152 --> 01:18:41,922
But him? Really? Him over me?
You've gotta be kidding me!
1976
01:18:41,956 --> 01:18:43,300
I thought I was
your wish come true.
1977
01:18:43,324 --> 01:18:44,358
You are.
1978
01:18:44,391 --> 01:18:47,661
- MOLLY: ♪ Happy birthday to you ♪
- Oh, for fucks sake.
1979
01:18:47,694 --> 01:18:48,829
[HARRISON LAUGHING]
1980
01:18:48,863 --> 01:18:52,833
ALL: ♪ Happy birthday to you ♪
1981
01:18:52,867 --> 01:18:54,034
MOLLY: Everybody singing.
1982
01:18:54,068 --> 01:18:56,621
♪ Happy birthday ♪
1983
01:18:56,645 --> 01:19:00,306
- ♪ Dear Geoff ♪
- GEOFF: What are you--? Jesus.
1984
01:19:00,741 --> 01:19:03,110
♪ Happy Birthday... ♪
1985
01:19:03,144 --> 01:19:05,122
- What is the matter with you?
- Honey, make a wish.
1986
01:19:05,146 --> 01:19:08,047
- ♪ ...to you ♪
- I love you.
1987
01:19:08,249 --> 01:19:09,683
I wish this night
would fucking end.
1988
01:19:09,717 --> 01:19:10,751
[BLOWS]
1989
01:19:10,784 --> 01:19:11,919
It didn't.
1990
01:19:11,952 --> 01:19:13,154
That was pretty dark.
1991
01:19:13,187 --> 01:19:14,422
I should go.
1992
01:19:14,456 --> 01:19:16,223
No, no,
you're not going anywhere.
1993
01:19:16,257 --> 01:19:18,092
Didn't it mean anything to you?
1994
01:19:18,125 --> 01:19:20,794
Yeah, of-of course it did.
I-It was fun.
1995
01:19:20,828 --> 01:19:22,563
Can't that be enough?
1996
01:19:22,796 --> 01:19:25,699
But physical touch,
that's my love language.
1997
01:19:25,733 --> 01:19:28,169
Well, acts of service are mine.
1998
01:19:28,202 --> 01:19:30,438
Jaclyn, I thought
we had a connection.
1999
01:19:30,472 --> 01:19:33,073
We did. We do.
2000
01:19:33,107 --> 01:19:36,478
You slept with Armin?
But I asked you not to.
2001
01:19:36,511 --> 01:19:37,745
Why not me?
2002
01:19:37,778 --> 01:19:40,147
Wait, Molly.
2003
01:19:40,181 --> 01:19:41,849
Did you have something
to do with this?
2004
01:19:43,384 --> 01:19:45,420
No. No, no, no.
2005
01:19:45,453 --> 01:19:48,255
She told me, um,
way before the party
2006
01:19:48,289 --> 01:19:50,558
not-- not to have sex
with Armin.
2007
01:19:50,991 --> 01:19:52,860
- Oh.
- Okay, why not me?
2008
01:19:52,893 --> 01:19:54,261
This is like "The bachelorette."
2009
01:19:54,295 --> 01:19:55,829
Yeah, with fucking.
2010
01:19:55,863 --> 01:19:57,340
Oh, there's fucking
on "The Bachelorette".
2011
01:19:57,364 --> 01:20:00,401
You guys, there is a really
simple explanation for all this.
2012
01:20:01,902 --> 01:20:03,737
Jaclyn has stage 4 lymphoma.
2013
01:20:03,771 --> 01:20:05,940
She's got a week to live.
2014
01:20:05,973 --> 01:20:07,050
So, she slept
with a bunch of guys.
2015
01:20:07,074 --> 01:20:08,309
Who are we to judge?
2016
01:20:08,543 --> 01:20:11,278
Wow, you look amazing for
stage 4 cancer. You really do.
2017
01:20:11,312 --> 01:20:12,523
- Really hot.
- MEERA: Oh Jaclyn-jaan.
2018
01:20:12,547 --> 01:20:14,416
This is why you quit
Jen Aniston's charity?
2019
01:20:14,449 --> 01:20:15,792
MATEO: Wait, you know Jen Aniston?
2020
01:20:15,816 --> 01:20:17,961
Could you put in a good word
for me before like-- you know.
2021
01:20:17,985 --> 01:20:19,887
No, I-I... I'm not dying, okay?
2022
01:20:19,920 --> 01:20:21,655
And-And I didn't quit my job.
2023
01:20:21,889 --> 01:20:23,758
And-And my mom
didn't break her hip.
2024
01:20:24,091 --> 01:20:25,859
And I think that
covers all the lies.
2025
01:20:25,893 --> 01:20:28,440
And I am really, really sorry...
2026
01:20:28,664 --> 01:20:30,163
if I hurt you guys.
2027
01:20:31,198 --> 01:20:34,436
I'm sorry, Geoff. I-I... I'm sorry
if I ruined your birthday.
2028
01:20:34,469 --> 01:20:36,237
Apology accepted. I'll get the door.
2029
01:20:40,241 --> 01:20:41,619
- Oh.
- AMANDINE: We were just making out
2030
01:20:41,643 --> 01:20:43,387
in the closet. It's not a
metaphor for anything.
2031
01:20:43,411 --> 01:20:46,180
You know, if anybody
should be having sex, it's me.
2032
01:20:46,213 --> 01:20:48,048
It's my party.
It's my party.
2033
01:20:48,082 --> 01:20:49,383
Oh, Geoffrey, grow up.
2034
01:20:49,417 --> 01:20:50,818
AMANDINE: Where are you going?
2035
01:20:50,851 --> 01:20:51,895
- JACLYN: The party's over.
- AMANDINE: What do you mean
2036
01:20:51,919 --> 01:20:53,987
the party's over? Oh.
2037
01:20:55,823 --> 01:20:57,825
Enjoy your walk of shame, slut.
2038
01:20:57,858 --> 01:21:02,358
♫
2039
01:21:05,467 --> 01:21:08,002
I knew you'd come back for me.
2040
01:21:08,035 --> 01:21:11,805
Listen, you misogynistic,
untalented nut sack,
2041
01:21:11,839 --> 01:21:13,173
if I'm really such a slut,
2042
01:21:13,207 --> 01:21:14,875
then why didn't I
sleep with you?
2043
01:21:14,908 --> 01:21:17,144
And also, fuck you
for calling me a slut.
2044
01:21:17,177 --> 01:21:20,247
I can sleep with whoever I want
and however many people I want.
2045
01:21:20,281 --> 01:21:23,418
Just because you didn't get laid
doesn't make me the bad guy.
2046
01:21:23,451 --> 01:21:26,588
And actually, it was deliberate choice
not to sleep with you,
2047
01:21:26,621 --> 01:21:29,924
because the very thought of
a miniature you make me sick.
2048
01:21:30,157 --> 01:21:32,192
Wow, why would there
be miniature me?
2049
01:21:32,226 --> 01:21:33,394
[LAUGHING]
2050
01:21:35,430 --> 01:21:38,098
Because, you were all selected
2051
01:21:38,132 --> 01:21:40,502
for a very special purpose.
2052
01:21:40,535 --> 01:21:42,470
I gotta say, it's beautiful.
2053
01:21:42,504 --> 01:21:45,005
Is this a Mormon thing?
Like, you're sister wives?
2054
01:21:45,039 --> 01:21:46,484
Wait a minute.
Is-Is this a key party?
2055
01:21:46,508 --> 01:21:48,108
Oh my god, is this a coven?
2056
01:21:48,142 --> 01:21:50,344
Where the fuck are my--
Never-- Never mind, I got it.
2057
01:21:50,377 --> 01:21:52,112
You told me the condom broke.
2058
01:21:52,146 --> 01:21:54,248
I-It did. It did...
tech-- technically.
2059
01:21:54,281 --> 01:21:56,092
You know, I just--
I might have helped it a little bit.
2060
01:21:56,116 --> 01:21:58,412
- Girl, this is deceivious.
- Mm-hmm.
2061
01:21:58,436 --> 01:21:59,487
I like it.
2062
01:21:59,521 --> 01:22:01,055
She wants a baby.
2063
01:22:01,088 --> 01:22:04,792
So, one of you lucky guys
is gonna be a baby daddy. Yay.
2064
01:22:06,960 --> 01:22:09,431
And who wants cake?
2065
01:22:09,464 --> 01:22:11,365
Well, at least I know
it's not mine.
2066
01:22:11,398 --> 01:22:12,901
I pulled out.
2067
01:22:13,635 --> 01:22:15,202
Um...
2068
01:22:15,235 --> 01:22:18,138
- How? What--?
- Life, uh, finds a way.
2069
01:22:18,172 --> 01:22:19,641
Okay, so which one was I?
2070
01:22:21,241 --> 01:22:23,944
Oh god, so I after--
I'm gonna be sick.
2071
01:22:23,977 --> 01:22:25,145
Yeah, I want a DNA test.
2072
01:22:25,179 --> 01:22:26,548
Yeah, I feel really used
right now.
2073
01:22:26,581 --> 01:22:28,215
Like, I'm losing money
coming here.
2074
01:22:28,248 --> 01:22:29,883
I-I didn't eat carbs and--
2075
01:22:29,917 --> 01:22:32,953
Bottom line is, none of these men
gave their consent.
2076
01:22:32,986 --> 01:22:34,256
What you did is fraud.
2077
01:22:34,289 --> 01:22:37,324
Well, it's only fraud if she
tricked them into having sex.
2078
01:22:37,358 --> 01:22:40,194
I mean, look at her.
I say they hit the jackpot.
2079
01:22:40,227 --> 01:22:41,439
Thank you. Stop fucking whining.
2080
01:22:41,463 --> 01:22:42,606
I know y'all wanted
to get a piece of
2081
01:22:42,630 --> 01:22:44,632
Jackie's McGinley's Vaginley.
2082
01:22:44,666 --> 01:22:46,376
This was just supposed
to be a one-time thing.
2083
01:22:46,400 --> 01:22:48,369
I'm probably gonna plan B
the whole thing anyway.
2084
01:22:48,402 --> 01:22:49,442
Oh, no, no. Don't do that.
2085
01:22:49,471 --> 01:22:51,305
[OVERLAPPING CHATTER]
2086
01:22:51,329 --> 01:22:52,840
Life is precious.
2087
01:22:52,973 --> 01:22:55,275
Each and every one of you
are good and decent men,
2088
01:22:55,309 --> 01:22:56,578
except you.
2089
01:22:56,611 --> 01:22:59,046
And I'm so sorry for lying.
2090
01:22:59,079 --> 01:23:00,193
But I--
2091
01:23:00,217 --> 01:23:02,182
I had a really good time.
2092
01:23:02,316 --> 01:23:03,618
But if we met in
real life, okay?
2093
01:23:03,651 --> 01:23:06,286
On a real date--
Now, who would you pick?
2094
01:23:06,320 --> 01:23:09,523
'Cause, if it were up to me,
I would pick you in a heartbeat.
2095
01:23:10,057 --> 01:23:12,993
Oh, that is... really thoughtful
2096
01:23:13,026 --> 01:23:14,862
and amazing to hear.
2097
01:23:14,886 --> 01:23:15,886
Um--
2098
01:23:15,963 --> 01:23:18,365
Okay. Well, that settles it.
2099
01:23:18,399 --> 01:23:19,634
- Oh my god.
- GUESTS: Oh.
2100
01:23:19,667 --> 01:23:20,835
Uh...
2101
01:23:21,068 --> 01:23:22,946
- Jaclyn, will you marry me?
- GUEST: Get up, man. Get up.
2102
01:23:22,970 --> 01:23:24,472
- No.
- I don't want our baby to
2103
01:23:24,506 --> 01:23:25,939
enter the world a bastard.
2104
01:23:25,973 --> 01:23:28,041
Yeah, that bastard
could be my kid.
2105
01:23:28,075 --> 01:23:29,376
Huh, let's hope not.
2106
01:23:29,411 --> 01:23:30,554
BARBARA: Points for creativity,
2107
01:23:30,578 --> 01:23:33,180
but, legal or not,
this plan is insane.
2108
01:23:33,213 --> 01:23:35,983
Yes. Yes, you're right.
It is-- it is insane.
2109
01:23:36,016 --> 01:23:37,327
I-I didn't want to get
pregnant this way.
2110
01:23:37,351 --> 01:23:38,954
I really didn't. I would...
2111
01:23:38,987 --> 01:23:41,623
love to have a baby
with a loving husband.
2112
01:23:41,756 --> 01:23:44,726
And yes, I could adopt and--
and I could go to a sperm bank.
2113
01:23:44,736 --> 01:23:46,971
But I want to know
who the father is.
2114
01:23:47,027 --> 01:23:49,096
Because one day,
I can look at my child
2115
01:23:49,129 --> 01:23:52,734
and I can say, "Your father
was a kind and decent man."
2116
01:23:52,767 --> 01:23:54,568
And they don't have
an app for that.
2117
01:23:55,002 --> 01:23:56,069
- Oh my god.
- Hmm.
2118
01:23:56,103 --> 01:23:57,948
- JACLYN: I came up with this crazy plan...
- You think what I'm thinking?
2119
01:23:57,972 --> 01:23:59,372
I can get a prototype
up in a month.
2120
01:23:59,507 --> 01:24:01,476
JACKLYN: ...selfish and a horrible person.
2121
01:24:01,509 --> 01:24:03,143
And I'm sorry.
2122
01:24:03,177 --> 01:24:06,748
I just wanted to have a baby
of my own. If I still could.
2123
01:24:06,781 --> 01:24:07,828
MATEO: I mean, my God.
2124
01:24:07,852 --> 01:24:10,150
When you just put it
like that, I just-- It's--
2125
01:24:10,184 --> 01:24:11,286
Are you insane?
2126
01:24:11,619 --> 01:24:12,953
Are you insane?!
2127
01:24:13,086 --> 01:24:15,022
Have you people
all lost your minds?!
2128
01:24:15,690 --> 01:24:18,726
This-- This woman
stole your sperm.
2129
01:24:19,727 --> 01:24:22,129
She stole your sperm, man!
2130
01:24:22,362 --> 01:24:25,399
She stole your sperm!
She stole your sperm!
2131
01:24:25,433 --> 01:24:26,668
She's a sperm burglar.
2132
01:24:26,701 --> 01:24:28,035
- What?
- Yeah.
2133
01:24:28,068 --> 01:24:29,203
You ask me...
2134
01:24:30,638 --> 01:24:33,408
your ex got off the crazy train...
2135
01:24:33,441 --> 01:24:34,942
just in the nick of time.
2136
01:24:35,510 --> 01:24:36,644
Oh.
2137
01:24:37,878 --> 01:24:39,447
- Ooh!
- God dammit.
2138
01:24:39,481 --> 01:24:40,782
I wanted to do that.
2139
01:24:42,182 --> 01:24:44,519
SHARON: Oh my god.
My water just broke.
2140
01:24:44,652 --> 01:24:46,627
- Oh no!
- SHARON: Is that all coming from me?
2141
01:24:46,651 --> 01:24:48,121
Baby, you're water boarding him.
2142
01:24:48,155 --> 01:24:50,592
- Oh my god.
- It's in my mouth!
2143
01:24:50,825 --> 01:24:53,460
- Salty Brian.
- I think that's gonna stain.
2144
01:24:53,493 --> 01:24:55,797
Oh my god. You have to take me
to the hospital, like, now.
2145
01:24:55,830 --> 01:24:58,433
Baby, I'm three tumblers deep
into this scotch here.
2146
01:24:58,466 --> 01:24:59,810
Well, what are you
gonna do, ding-dong?
2147
01:24:59,834 --> 01:25:02,202
I can-- I can take you.
I can take you. I got this.
2148
01:25:02,235 --> 01:25:04,036
[TIM SCREAMING]
2149
01:25:04,806 --> 01:25:07,642
[SHARON GRUNTING]
2150
01:25:07,675 --> 01:25:10,110
Isn't there a breathing thing
you could be doing right now?
2151
01:25:10,143 --> 01:25:13,481
Yeah, right. Uh, remember baby,
um... your hee-hee-hoo's.
2152
01:25:13,515 --> 01:25:17,184
- Hee-hee-hoooo, hee-hee-hoooo.
- Okay, hee-hee-hoo.
2153
01:25:17,217 --> 01:25:20,755
Fuck you.
I wanna push, it's coming.
2154
01:25:20,788 --> 01:25:22,490
No pushing in the car.
2155
01:25:22,524 --> 01:25:24,258
Jaclyn, we're close, right?
2156
01:25:24,291 --> 01:25:26,193
Yeah, yeah, uh--
Minutes away, minutes away.
2157
01:25:26,226 --> 01:25:27,571
MOLLY: Oh look, look, put this here.
2158
01:25:27,595 --> 01:25:29,162
You can put that right under there.
2159
01:25:29,196 --> 01:25:30,674
Squeeze your legs together real tight.
2160
01:25:30,698 --> 01:25:32,332
Because it's real leather.
2161
01:25:32,366 --> 01:25:35,236
It's real leather.
We paid for this nice leather.
2162
01:25:35,269 --> 01:25:36,904
- Hee-hee-hoooo.
- Yes!
2163
01:25:41,543 --> 01:25:42,744
MOLLY: Get out of the car.
2164
01:25:42,777 --> 01:25:45,345
Get out of the car.
Get out of the car.
2165
01:25:45,379 --> 01:25:46,414
Get out of the car.
2166
01:25:48,248 --> 01:25:50,383
- [SOBBING]
- Wait, what's up?
2167
01:25:51,419 --> 01:25:54,187
My dad was a piece of shit
who was never around.
2168
01:25:54,221 --> 01:25:56,758
[GRUNTING]
2169
01:25:56,791 --> 01:25:59,694
You have to promise me
you're not gonna be like that.
2170
01:25:59,727 --> 01:26:02,293
I'm never gonna leave you.
2171
01:26:02,417 --> 01:26:03,564
Ever.
2172
01:26:04,031 --> 01:26:05,767
Okay? I know you're scared.
2173
01:26:05,800 --> 01:26:08,302
I'm scared too,
but we're a team, okay?
2174
01:26:08,335 --> 01:26:10,404
It's you and me versus everybody.
2175
01:26:10,438 --> 01:26:11,438
- SHARON: Okay.
- Okay?
2176
01:26:11,440 --> 01:26:13,141
- Okay. Yeah.
- Okay? Okay?
2177
01:26:13,240 --> 01:26:14,418
- Yeah.
- You ready to meet our daughter?
2178
01:26:14,442 --> 01:26:15,510
- Yes.
- Come on.
2179
01:26:15,543 --> 01:26:17,478
- Yeah, yeah.
- Let's do it. Let's go.
2180
01:26:17,512 --> 01:26:19,814
- Here's a wheelchair.
- SHARON: Oh god.
2181
01:26:20,347 --> 01:26:21,347
HARRISON: Easy.
2182
01:26:23,585 --> 01:26:25,687
Okay, now you can push.
2183
01:26:25,720 --> 01:26:28,188
[SHARON SCREAMING]
2184
01:26:28,221 --> 01:26:31,291
AMANDINE: Hee-hee-hoo,
hee-hee-hoo.
2185
01:26:31,325 --> 01:26:32,660
Hee-hee-hoo.
2186
01:26:32,694 --> 01:26:34,361
[MOLLY LAUGHS]
2187
01:26:34,394 --> 01:26:35,830
- Crazy.
- Oh my god.
2188
01:26:35,863 --> 01:26:38,231
[LAUGHS]
2189
01:26:38,265 --> 01:26:40,100
There isn't gonna be
anyone there for me.
2190
01:26:41,368 --> 01:26:44,339
- MOLLY: No.
- I'm gonna be all-- all alone.
2191
01:26:44,672 --> 01:26:48,108
I've got no one by my side,
no one to hold my hand.
2192
01:26:48,342 --> 01:26:49,571
Oh my god.
2193
01:26:49,795 --> 01:26:51,679
What have I done?
I've just been--
2194
01:26:51,713 --> 01:26:54,181
I've just been so focused
on getting pregnant
2195
01:26:54,214 --> 01:26:57,652
that I didn't even think about
how I was gonna raise the kid.
2196
01:26:57,685 --> 01:27:01,723
I mean, why would I choose
to be a single mom?
2197
01:27:01,856 --> 01:27:03,190
This is crazy.
2198
01:27:03,323 --> 01:27:04,835
This is something we
should've thought about
2199
01:27:04,859 --> 01:27:06,428
like, three hours ago.
2200
01:27:06,661 --> 01:27:08,863
Hold up.
I was raised by a single mother.
2201
01:27:08,896 --> 01:27:10,565
- And I'm the shit.
- Yes.
2202
01:27:10,598 --> 01:27:13,100
I don't-- I don't know that
I'm gonna be a good mom.
2203
01:27:13,105 --> 01:27:15,539
Hey, I do. I know you're
gonna be a good mom.
2204
01:27:15,602 --> 01:27:17,204
- Yes.
- No, you don't know that.
2205
01:27:17,237 --> 01:27:18,406
- I do.
- No, you don't.
2206
01:27:18,439 --> 01:27:20,273
Forget about all the therapy
2207
01:27:20,307 --> 01:27:21,452
that the kid is gonna
have to have
2208
01:27:21,476 --> 01:27:24,344
after he finds out
how I got pregnant.
2209
01:27:24,378 --> 01:27:26,547
I mean Goeff and I,
we always saw it's a good day
2210
01:27:26,581 --> 01:27:29,684
if we only added 15 minutes
to our kids' therapy.
2211
01:27:29,717 --> 01:27:31,686
Yeah, but you guys
have each other.
2212
01:27:31,719 --> 01:27:33,420
I've just got myself.
2213
01:27:33,444 --> 01:27:35,389
And I'm-- I'm no picnic, guys.
2214
01:27:35,423 --> 01:27:38,426
You know that.
I mean, what if I ruin this kid?
2215
01:27:38,459 --> 01:27:40,461
I won't let you.
You need to tap out,
2216
01:27:40,495 --> 01:27:41,562
I'm there, boom.
2217
01:27:41,596 --> 01:27:42,864
Yeah, me too.
2218
01:27:42,897 --> 01:27:44,097
If you need to tap out,
2219
01:27:44,131 --> 01:27:47,201
I'm totally gonna pay
for a babysitter for you.
2220
01:27:47,535 --> 01:27:48,535
[CHUCKLES]
2221
01:27:49,437 --> 01:27:51,973
Y'all like the straight
white sisters I've never had.
2222
01:27:52,106 --> 01:27:53,474
Are you serious?
2223
01:27:53,608 --> 01:27:55,510
[CHUCKLES]
2224
01:27:55,543 --> 01:27:57,178
I love you guys so much.
2225
01:27:57,211 --> 01:27:58,646
MOLLY: I love you.
2226
01:27:58,680 --> 01:28:01,749
Ladies, this zone is for
loading and unloading only.
2227
01:28:01,783 --> 01:28:02,883
- Okay, just a minute.
- GUARD: I'm gonna need you to
2228
01:28:02,890 --> 01:28:04,890
move your car or I'll have
to impound your vehicle.
2229
01:28:09,490 --> 01:28:10,992
- Okay.
- Okay.
2230
01:28:11,025 --> 01:28:12,593
Take me home...
2231
01:28:12,627 --> 01:28:14,696
so I can give the birthday boy
the ride of his life,
2232
01:28:14,729 --> 01:28:16,864
'cause he has definitely earned it.
2233
01:28:16,898 --> 01:28:18,265
- Yes.
- And I'm gonna go sit
2234
01:28:18,298 --> 01:28:19,248
on his sister's face,
2235
01:28:19,272 --> 01:28:21,836
- 'cause I've earned it.
- [CHUCKLING]
2236
01:28:23,471 --> 01:28:25,907
- I love you guys. Thank you.
- AMANDINE: I love you.
2237
01:28:26,441 --> 01:28:28,710
I mean, and who knows
this is even gonna work, right?
2238
01:28:28,743 --> 01:28:30,912
- What are the odds?
- AMANDINE: I mean--
2239
01:28:30,945 --> 01:28:32,489
DOCTOR: It's just gonna be a little cold.
2240
01:28:32,513 --> 01:28:33,748
There you go.
2241
01:28:37,785 --> 01:28:40,087
- There's the heartbeat.
- Oh my god.
2242
01:28:40,121 --> 01:28:41,321
[CHUCKLES]
2243
01:28:41,354 --> 01:28:43,256
Do you mind just holding still?
Thank you.
2244
01:28:43,290 --> 01:28:44,559
[CHUCKLES]
2245
01:28:44,592 --> 01:28:45,993
Oh, hold on.
2246
01:28:46,861 --> 01:28:49,396
I think I see another.
2247
01:28:49,430 --> 01:28:50,565
- Oh.
- What?
2248
01:28:50,598 --> 01:28:53,434
Okay, one...
2249
01:28:53,468 --> 01:28:56,437
There's two...
2250
01:28:56,471 --> 01:28:58,740
And yep, that's three.
2251
01:28:58,773 --> 01:28:59,828
Congratulations,
2252
01:28:59,852 --> 01:29:01,374
you're having triplets.
2253
01:29:01,409 --> 01:29:02,610
What?
2254
01:29:04,645 --> 01:29:07,048
MOLLY: Yay, three babies.
2255
01:29:07,181 --> 01:29:09,917
AMANDINE: Damn.
You really are a sperm burglar.
2256
01:29:09,951 --> 01:29:11,686
♪ Ha, ha, ha, ha ♪
2257
01:29:11,700 --> 01:29:15,900
♫ ["LIVING OUR BEST LIFE" by SCOTT DUDLEY PLAYING] ♫
2258
01:29:16,023 --> 01:29:17,759
♪ Ha, ha, ha, ha ♪
2259
01:29:25,365 --> 01:29:26,968
♪ Ha, ha, ha, ha ♪
2260
01:29:31,439 --> 01:29:32,974
♪ Ha, ha, ha, ha ♪
2261
01:29:33,007 --> 01:29:34,075
♪ Aye, daddy, daddy ♪
2262
01:29:34,108 --> 01:29:35,843
♪ Why don't you head my way ♪
2263
01:29:35,877 --> 01:29:37,678
♪ Let's get lost in a new
dimension ♪
2264
01:29:37,712 --> 01:29:39,080
♪ Ha, ha, ha, ha ♪
2265
01:29:39,113 --> 01:29:40,481
♪ Aye, daddy, daddy ♪
2266
01:29:40,515 --> 01:29:41,949
♪ Why don't you come say "Hey" ♪
2267
01:29:41,983 --> 01:29:44,284
♪ So desperate
for your whole attention ♪
2268
01:29:45,385 --> 01:29:46,687
♪ Cause we livin' up this life ♪
2269
01:29:46,721 --> 01:29:48,589
♪ So don't you leave now ♪
2270
01:29:48,623 --> 01:29:49,924
♪ I just got to know
you better ♪
2271
01:29:49,957 --> 01:29:51,425
♪ Ha, ha, ha, ha ♪
2272
01:29:51,459 --> 01:29:52,860
♪ We livin' our best life ♪
2273
01:29:52,894 --> 01:29:54,729
♪ So don't you go now ♪
2274
01:29:54,762 --> 01:29:56,063
♪ I just got to
hold you better ♪
2275
01:29:57,832 --> 01:30:00,768
♪ We need the drinks
to go down, down ♪
2276
01:30:00,802 --> 01:30:03,838
♪ Need a beat to get down,
down ♪
2277
01:30:03,871 --> 01:30:06,908
♪ Baby, let's get out and
knocked down, down ♪
2278
01:30:06,941 --> 01:30:09,911
♪ We need the drinks
to go down, down ♪
2279
01:30:09,944 --> 01:30:11,445
♪ Yeah ♪
2280
01:30:11,479 --> 01:30:13,080
♪ Ya-Ya ♪
2281
01:30:13,114 --> 01:30:14,949
♪ We need the drinks
to go down ♪
2282
01:30:14,982 --> 01:30:16,017
♪ Ha, ha, ha, ha ♪
2283
01:30:17,585 --> 01:30:19,020
♪ Down, down ♪
2284
01:30:19,053 --> 01:30:21,422
♪ We need the drinks
to go down ♪
2285
01:30:22,857 --> 01:30:25,426
Shirtless chef today,
we're risking it to win a biscuit.
2286
01:30:25,459 --> 01:30:27,962
We're making a pineapple
chicken breast brine.
2287
01:30:27,995 --> 01:30:29,840
Let's see how it turns out,
we've never done this before.
2288
01:30:29,864 --> 01:30:30,898
Boom!
2289
01:30:30,932 --> 01:30:33,034
One pound organic chicken breast,
2290
01:30:33,467 --> 01:30:35,036
one cup pineapple juice,
2291
01:30:35,069 --> 01:30:38,472
table spoon of salt and mix it.
2292
01:30:38,506 --> 01:30:40,508
Mix garlic,
2293
01:30:40,541 --> 01:30:42,375
table spoon smoked paprika.
2294
01:30:42,410 --> 01:30:43,878
Brine for two hours.
2295
01:30:45,513 --> 01:30:48,349
Stir both sides with
a little avocado oil.
2296
01:30:48,482 --> 01:30:50,618
Bake at 450 for
20 to 25 minutes.
2297
01:30:50,651 --> 01:30:52,153
Work out while you wait.
2298
01:30:52,486 --> 01:30:54,487
Boom! Boom!
2299
01:30:55,823 --> 01:30:58,391
Delicious.
We just invented a new recipe.
2300
01:30:58,426 --> 01:31:00,528
Boom!
That's shirtless kitchen baby.
2301
01:31:00,561 --> 01:31:05,561
♫ ["DROP" by OLIVIER BIBEAU PLAYING] ♫
2302
01:32:10,800 --> 01:32:15,800
♫ ["DROP" by OLIVIER BIBEAU CONTINUES] ♫
2303
01:32:57,000 --> 01:33:04,000
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2304
01:33:12,026 --> 01:33:13,360
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