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‫♪ GOTTA BE, BE, GOTTA BE A SATION ‫AND THE U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION

‫[[GROANING

‫WHERE DOES HE GET ‫?THESE WHACKED-OUT TOYS

‫.BOOK 'EM

‫[[THUNDER

‫!ALLIE LANGFORD

‫!Virgil: ALLIE

‫!ALLIE

‫♪ STAY ONE STEP ‫AHEAD OF THE GAME ♪

‫♪ AND YOU WILL MAKE IT ♪

‫.YOU'RE TRIPPIN', ALLIE

‫,THE MORE YOU RUN ‫.THE WORSE IT GETS

‫.Allie: GO BACK TO DAKOTA ‫.YOU RUIN EVERYTHING

‫♪ STAY ONE STEP ‫AHEAD OF THE GAME ♪

‫,♪ GET ONE SHOT ‫SO TAKE YOUR AIM ♪

‫♪ STAY ONE STEP ‫AHEAD OF THE GAME ♪

‫♪ AND YOU WILL MAKE IT ♪

‫.COME ON, ALLIE

‫.LET'S BOTH GO HOME

‫.I'M NOT FEELIN' ALLIE ANYMORE

‫.THE NAME IS NAILS

‫!HUNH

‫!HEY

‫,I'D SAY THAT TRICK IS BANGIN'

‫BUT NOT WHEN I CAN FLIP ‫.YOUR OWN POWER AGAINST YOU

‫.I'LL REMBER THAT

‫!AAH

‫♪ ONE STEP AHEAD OF THE GAME ♪

‫,♪ GET ONE SHOT ‫SO TAKE YOUR AIM ♪

‫.OH, MAN

‫.REAL SMOOTH, VIRG

‫THEN AGAIN, YOU'VE BEEN ‫ONE STEP BEHIND ALLIE

‫SINCE THIS WHOLE ‫.MESS WENT DOWN

‫Virgil: I SHOULD'VE ‫NOTICED SOMETHING WAS FOUL

‫.3 DAYS AGO

‫!HUNH! UHH

‫!WHASSUP! I'M OPEN. OVER HERE

‫!WATCH THE HANDS, MAN

‫!HEY! HO! UNH

‫!OHH! GET IT

‫!COME ON, MAN

‫!COME ON. GET THAT

‫!GO UP

‫BETTER LEARN HOW ‫!TO REBOUND, CLOWN

‫[[SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY

‫.NO

‫.NOT NOW

‫!HEADS UP, ALLIE

‫[[GASPS

‫?HEY, WHERE YOU BEEN LATELY

‫?YEAH. WHAT'S WITH THE COAT

‫?EXPECTING SNOW

‫.WHOA. JUST KIDDING

‫!HUNH! HEY

‫!EARL'S IN THE CLEAR

‫.EARL GOES FOR THE SETUP

‫♪ HE'S OPEN, HE'S ‫OPEN, EVERYBODY ♪

‫!HUNH! UNH

‫[ALLIE! [GASPS

‫.OHH! CHECK IT OUT

‫?IS SHE OK

‫.[GASPS] OH, WOW

‫?ARE YOU OK

‫IT'S A MIRACLE YOU'RE ‫.NOT SPLATTERED

‫.I'M FINE

‫?HOW'S YOUR HEAD

‫!DON'T TOUCH

‫!SORRY

‫[[MUTTERING

‫YOU DROPPED YOUR

‫.THANKS

‫YOU SURE YOU DON'T ‫?NEED TO SEE THE NURSE

‫.I WISH

‫?WHAT'S UP WITH HER LATELY

‫IT'S LIKE SHE'S ‫.BECOMING ANOTHER PERSON

‫.MAYBE SHE IS

‫.I CAN'T EVEN FIND ALL MY STUFF

‫.ALL MY LOCKER STUFF

‫.HEY. WHOA

‫!THAT'S WHACK

‫.YEAH. THEY GOT MINE, TOO

‫?SOMEONE'S IDEA OF A JOKE

‫NOBODY LOST MORE ‫.THAN A FEW DOLLARS

‫LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE WAS ‫.AFTER SOME EASY CASH

‫.CHECK OUT THESE CUTS, RICH

‫YEAH. AND LOOK WHOSE ‫.LOCKER'S UNTOUCHED

‫.ALLIE'S

‫?I WONDER WHERE SHE IS

‫?YOU MEAN, YOU DIDN'T HEAR

‫?HEAR WHAT

‫HER FOLKS WERE IN HERE EARLIER

‫.TALKING TO THE PRINCIPAL

‫SHE RAN AWAY FROM ‫.HOME THIS MORNING

‫I GUESS WE KNOW WHO WAS ‫.PICKING UP TRAVELING MONEY

‫DOES ALLIE HAVE ANY FAMILY

‫?IN GOTHAM, DAISY

‫.MMM, I DON'T THINK SO

‫?WHY GOTHAM

‫.JUST PLAYIN' A HUNCH

‫♪ YEAH ♪

‫THIS IS THE COMPUTER ‫.ALLIE WAS USING

‫I'D LIKE TO SEE WHAT ‫.SHE'S BEEN LOOKING AT

‫THE LOG SAYS SHE'S ‫.BEEN ON IT A LOT

‫THESE GOTHAM MAPS MATCH ‫.THE ONE SHE HAD YESTERDAY

‫WHY WOULD ANYONE WANT ‫?TO GO TO GOTHAM CITY

‫.GOOD QUESTION

‫HEY, SHE SET UP ‫.HER OWN MAILBOX

‫LOOK, SHE'S BEEN ‫SWAPPIN' E-MAILS

‫WITH A COUPLE OF WEB HOSTS

‫"." CERES AND THALIA

‫.HERE'S A LINK TO THEIR SITE

‫"?" BANG BABY OUTREACH

‫YEAH. SEEMS THEY RUN A CLINIC

‫THAT HELPS PEOPLE HAVIN' TROUBLE ‫.DEALIN' WITH THEIR SPECIAL ABILITIES

‫.THEY WANT ALLIE TO JOIN 'EM

‫?ALLIE'S A BANG BABY

‫.IT ALL FITS

‫ALLIE'S CHANGIN', AND SHE ‫.DOESN'T KNOW HOW TO STOP IT

‫AND I BET SHE'S WILLING TO TRUST ‫.ANYONE WHO SAYS THEY CAN HELP

‫.SOUNDS BAD

‫SOMEONE ASKIN' A KID

‫TO MEET 'EM OVER ‫.THE INTERNET IS BAD

‫♪ STAY ONE STEP ‫AHEAD OF THE GAME ♪

‫♪ GET ONE SHOT SO ‫TAKE IT AND STAY ♪

‫♪ ONE STEP AHEAD OF THE GAME ♪

‫♪ AND YOU WILL MAKE IT ♪

‫♪ STAY ONE STEP ‫AHEAD OF THE GAME ♪

‫♪ GET ONE SHOT, SO ‫TAKE IT AND STAY ♪

‫♪ ONE STEP AHEAD OF THE GAME ♪

‫♪ AND YOU WILL MAKE IT ♪

‫[[GASPS

‫.NO USE FRONTIN' ANYMORE

‫!I TOLD YOU TO GET AWAY

‫!UNH! AH

‫.UNH

‫I THINK YOU HAVE ME ‫.CONFUSED WITH SOMEONE ELSE

‫[[GASPS

‫.BATMAN

‫.UH, GOOD LOOKIN' OUT

‫.I'LL TAKE IT FROM HERE

‫.CAN'T LET YOU DO THAT

‫?REALLY? UH, I MEAN, WHY NOT

‫I KNOW WHY THIS ‫GIRL IS IN GOTHAM

‫.AND WHO SHE'S HERE TO MEET

‫.RIGHT. SURE

‫AND THAT WOULD BE

‫.Poison Ivy: THAT WOULD BE ME

‫!UNH

‫!UNH! UNH

‫.YOU GOTTA BE KIDDIN'

‫!NO WAY. UNH

‫!UNH

‫!UNH! UNH

‫A FITTING FATE FOR ‫.SUCH WOODEN HEARTS

‫Harley: EXCUSE ME, RED

‫BUT TELLING BAD ‫.JOKES IS MY SCHTICK

‫.DON'T BE AFRAID, HON ‫.WE'VE COME TO HELP

‫!AAH

‫♪ ME AND MY HOME ‫GIRLS, THAT'S MY CREW ♪

‫♪ BETTER WATCH OUT ♪

‫♪ WE'RE BUSTIN' THROUGH ♪

‫♪ ME AND MY HOME ‫GIRLS, WE'RE SO FINE ♪

‫NOW IT'S TIME FOR US TO ‫!MAKE LIKE TREES AND LEAVE

‫.WHAT? I SAID THEY WERE BAD

‫[[GRUNTING

‫[[GRUNTING

‫CAN'T

‫.UNH! CAN'T BREATHE

‫!UNH

‫[[GRUNTS

‫!UNH

‫.UNH

‫[[BEEP

‫♪ ME AND MY HOME ‫GIRLS, THAT'S MY CREW ♪

‫,♪ BETTER WATCH OUT ‫WE'RE BUSTIN' THROUGH ♪

‫.LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT

‫YOU WERE THE ONE ‫?POSTING ONLINE AS CERES

‫THAT'S RIGHT. THE ‫.GODDESS OF THE HARVEST

‫AND MY ASSOCIATE ‫.THALIA, MUSE OF COMEDY

‫!MMM

‫WE COULDN'T CALL ‫OURSELVES HARLEY AND IVY

‫ON ACCOUNT OF THEY'D ‫.BUST US AGAIN

‫?AIN'T IT SAD

‫.FORGET IT

‫I DIDN'T COME ALL ‫THE WAY TO GOTHAM

‫TO HOOK UP WITH A ‫.COUPLE OF CROOKS

‫.I'M OUTTA HERE

‫?AND WHERE WILL YOU GO, ALLIE

‫.[GASPS] OOH-HOO

‫I REMEMBER THE ‫E-MAILS WE TRADED

‫ALL THE FEAR IN YOUR ‫.LETTERS, THE DESPERATION

‫NO ONE SHOULD GO THROUGH ‫.THAT ALONE, GIRLFRIEND

‫WE MAY BE, AS YOU ‫,SAY, CROOKS NOW

‫.BUT ONCE WE WERE DOCTORS

‫AND I'M STILL A ‫.BRILLIANT CHEMIST

‫,AND AS A THERAPIST

‫I'VE BEEN HELPING VICTIMS ‫.DEAL WITH THEIR AFFLICTIONS

‫LAUGHTER IS THE BEST ‫.MEDICINE, YOU KNOW

‫[HEE HEE HEE. [RATTLES

‫.THIS ISN'T FUNNY

‫?DID I SAY LAUGHTER ‫.I MEANT PENICILLIN

‫THE FACT IS, WE CAN ‫.HELP YOU, MY DEAR

‫I'VE ISOLATED A CURE FOR ‫.THE BANG BABY SYNDROME

‫,IT WORKED ON OTHERS ‫.AND IT CAN WORK ON YOU

‫THAT'S WHAT YOU'VE ‫?COME FOR, RIGHT

‫.YES

‫[[GASPS

‫UNFORTUNATELY, IT'S A ‫.RATHER EXPENSIVE FORMULA

‫I'M AFRAID YOU'RE GOING ‫.TO HAVE TO EARN IT

‫.I'M DOWN FOR ANYTHING

‫NOW THAT'S YOUR FIRST ‫.STEP TO RECOVERY

‫[[VIRGIL GRUNTS

‫?HUH

‫?[GASPS] WHAT'S GOIN' ON

‫?OW! WHERE AM I

‫!OW

‫?WHO ARE YOU

‫.BATMAN

‫.I DON'T THINK SO

‫JUST ONCE, I'D LIKE ‫.SOMEONE TO BELIEVE THAT

‫!OW

‫.PARDON ME

‫.THAT SEEMS TO BE THE LAST ONE

‫.WELL, THANKS, DOG

‫.YOU'RE WELCOME, DUDE

‫.WHOA

‫THIS IS REALLY IT

‫.THE BAT CAVE

‫.NICE CRIB

‫?HOW ARE YOU FEELING, VIRGIL

‫?YOU KNOW

‫I GUESS YOU REALLY ARE

‫.THE WORLD'S GREATEST DETECTIVE

‫.IT FELL OUT OF YOUR POCKET

‫YOU PROBABLY ‫SHOULDN'T CARRY THAT

‫.WHILE YOU'RE IN UNIFORM

‫?UH, RIGHT. SO WHERE'S ROBIN

‫.WITH THE TITANS

‫?THE WHO

‫.YOU'LL MEET HIM SOMEDAY

‫THE IDEA OF ALLIE LANGFORD ‫.WITH THOSE TWO IS WHACK

‫.THAT MEANS CRAZY

‫.I KNOW

‫I'VE BEEN TRYING TO GET ‫A FIX ON HARLEY AND IVY

‫.SINCE THEY ESCAPED CUSTODY

‫I DISCOVERED IVY'S ‫BANG BABY SITE

‫AND KNEW WHERE THEY ‫.WERE PLANNING TO MEET

‫,FOR WHAT IT'S WORTH ‫.ALLIE'S A GOOD KID

‫SHE'S JUST GOING ‫.THROUGH A TOUGH TIME

‫.SHE LEFT US FOR DEAD ‫.SHE'S NOT THAT GOOD

‫.SHE'S CONFUSED AND SCARED

‫,SHE TURNED TO THE NET FOR HELP

‫AND YOUR CREEP GIRLS ‫.TOOK ADVANTAGE OF HER

‫.CUT HER SOME SLACK, B-MAN

‫?UH, OK

‫,WE'LL PLAY IT YOUR WAY FOR NOW

‫,BUT IF SHE GETS OUT OF CONTROL

‫.SHE GOES DOWN LIKE THE OTHERS

‫[[FOG HORN BLARES

‫[[CRASH

‫![GASPS] WE HIT SOMETHIN'

‫.WE'RE NOT MOVIN'

‫!LOOK

‫!Man: CUT IT AWAY

‫Poison Ivy: WHAT A SHOCKING ‫.DISREGARD FOR PLANT LIFE

‫I THINK THEY NEED ‫?TO CHILL, DON'T YOU

‫!UNH! UNH

‫[[BOTH COUGH

‫[[ALL COUGHING

‫OK, I STOPPED THE SHIP, AND ‫.HARLEY STOPPED THE CREW

‫IT'S UP TO OUR LITTLE ‫.NAILS TO DO THE REST

‫YOU'VE GOT THE ‫.MAGIC TOUCH, KIDDO

‫.DO YOUR THING

‫!UNH

‫!OOH

‫.PRETTY. MMM

‫YOU NEVER SAID I'D ‫BE GETTING MIXED UP

‫.WITH ANYTHING THIS BIG

‫.SCIENCE AIN'T CHEAP, HON

‫,UNH! UNH! BESIDES ‫IT'S NOT LIKE

‫THE BIG BAD GOVERNMENT

‫WILL MISS A FEW ‫.LITTLE OLD GOLD BARS

‫!UNH. AAH

‫?UNH. A LITTLE HELP HERE

‫I'D SAY THE CHOICE ‫.IS PRETTY CLEAR

‫.UNH

‫.YOU CAN TAKE THAT OFF NOW

‫.NOTHIN' LIKE BEIN' TRUSTED

‫IF YOU'D RATHER ‫GET OUT AND WALK

‫.Virgil: UH, HEH

‫.I'M COOL

‫?WHAT'S THE PLAN

‫,I HAVE A FEW LEADS

‫BUT SOMETHING TELLS ME

‫THEY MAY HAVE ALREADY ‫.MADE THEIR MOVE

‫Commissioner Gordon: IT ‫SHOWED UP 15 MINUTES AGO

‫A CARPET OF SEAWEED ‫.BLOCKING HALF THE BAY

‫THE COAST GUARD ‫.CAN'T CUT THROUGH IT

‫ALL SHIPPING ACTIVITY ‫IS DEAD IN THE WATER

‫INCLUDING A FEDERAL ‫.GOLD TRANSPORT

‫SOUNDS JUST LIKE YOUR ‫.PLANT LADY'S STYLE

‫.GIVE US 10 MINUTES

‫,IF YOU DON'T HEAR FROM US

‫.SEND IN POLICE HELICOPTERS

‫.YEAH

‫WHAT THE HECK DID ‫?ROBIN DO TO HIS HAIR

‫♪ YEAH ♪

‫[[GIGGLES

‫.KEEP 'EM COMIN'

‫THIS IS NOT A FEW ‫.LITTLE OLD GOLD BARS

‫OOH, DON'T TELL ME METAL ‫.MA'S GOT A CONSCIENCE

‫NOW HARLEY, IF ALLIE ‫,IS BOTHERED BY THIS

‫WE'LL JUST CONCLUDE ‫.OUR BUSINESS AND PART

‫.OKEY DOKEY, POISON OAKEY

‫[SNIFFS] UNH! IT SMELLS ‫!LIKE NAIL POLISH

‫,OH, YEAH. WELL ‫.CONFIDENTIALLY, IT IS

‫[[GASPS

‫!OH

‫", GET IT? "NAIL POLISH ‫"?AS IN "POLISH OFF NAILS

‫.START THE BLIMP

‫?[GASPS] HUH

‫LUCKY ME. WHAT OTHER SUPERHERO

‫GETS 2 LOVELY LETHAL LADIES

‫?ALL TO HIMSELF

‫♪ GOTTA BE, BE, GOTTA BE, BE ♪

‫,♪ OH, GOTTA BE, BE ‫GOTTA BE A SUPERHERO ♪

‫DON'T FLATTER ‫.YOURSELF, KID KILOWATT

‫.NICE TRY, SPARKY

‫,♪ GO, GO, GO, GO ‫GO, GO, GO, GO ♪

‫YOU DON'T HAVE THE ‫.JUICE TO TAKE ME

‫!UNH

‫.WAIT FOR IT

‫!AAH

‫.UNH

‫.UNH

‫.I'D SAY THAT'S JUICE ENOUGH

‫!AAH

‫[[GRUNTS

‫YOU JUST DON'T GET ‫?IT, DO YOU, KID

‫YOU'RE PRETTY MUCH ‫.POWERLESS AGAINST WOOD

‫[[GRUNTS

‫.Allie: BUT I'M NOT

‫[[GASPS

‫♪ STAY ONE STEP ‫AHEAD OF THE GAME ♪

‫♪ ONE STEP ♪

‫!UNH

‫!UNH

‫!AAH

‫!UNH

‫[[BOTH GASP

‫.DON'T, ALLIE

‫.THEY HURT ME. THIS IS PAYBACK

‫!AAH

‫?UNH. AND THEN WHAT

‫SPEND THE REST OF YOUR LIFE

‫RUNNIN' FROM GUYS LIKE HIM

‫?[ALLIE GRUNTS] AND ME

‫.PHEW

‫TELL ME THIS. WHY DID YOU ‫?BOTHER COMIN' AFTER ME

‫IT'S THE LEAST I COULD DO

‫.FOR A GIRL FROM MY HOOD

‫BUT HOW DID YOU KNOW

‫?WHERE DID HE GO

‫.THE KID'S GOT STYLE

‫♪ YEAH ♪

‫.MMM. MMM

‫!I DID IT

‫I CAN CONTROL THE ‫.CHANGE AT WILL NOW

‫.IT'S WONDERFUL, HONEY

‫DR. CHEN SAYS MY ‫,TREATMENT'S GOING SO WELL

‫I MAY LOSE THE METALLIC ‫.AFFLICTION COMPLETELY

‫YOU COULD GIVE A LOT OF HOPE ‫.TO THE BANG BABIES, ALLIE

‫YEAH. I WAS LUCKY TO BE ‫.SELECTED FOR THIS PROGRAM

‫IT'S BEING PAID FOR BY ‫.A BIG COMPANY IN GOTHAM

‫.WAYNE INDUSTRIES

‫?HOW'S OUR PATIENT

‫.BETTER EVERY DAY, MR. WAYNE

‫THIS IS A FRIEND OF MINE ‫.FROM SCHOOL, VIRGIL HAWKINS

‫.GOOD TO KNOW YOU, VIRGIL

‫.SAME HERE

‫IT'S NICE OF YOU TO PICK ‫.UP THE TAB FOR ALL THIS

‫I HEARD SHE HAD A ROUGH TIME ‫,DEALING WITH HER CONDITION

‫BUT I'D SAY SHE'S ‫.EARNED SOME TRUST

‫.SIR, I BROUGHT THE CAR AROUND

‫.WHENEVER YOU'RE READY

‫.HEY

‫.AND SHE'S NOT THE ONLY ONE

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