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‫♪ GOTTA BE, BE, GOTTA ‫BE A SUPERHERO ♪

‫♪ GOTTA BE, BE, GOTTA BE ♪

‫♪ GOTTA BE, BE, GOTTA ‫BE A SUPERHERO ♪

‫!♪ UH-HUH ♪ STATIC SHOCK

‫♪ GOTTA BE, BE, GOTTA ‫BE A SUPERHERO ♪

‫♪ GOTTA BE, BE, GOTTA BE ♪

‫♪ GOTTA BE, BE, GOTTA ‫BE A SUPERHERO ♪

‫!STATIC SHOCK! STATIC SHOCK

‫[[SCHOOL BELL RINGS

‫♪ GOTTA BE, BE, GOTTA ‫BE A SUPERHERO ♪

‫♪ GOTTA BE, BE, GOTTA BE, BE ♪

‫.CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE ‫BY WARNER BROS TV ANIMATION

‫.AND THE U.S ‫DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION

‫,UH, YES, WE ARE LIKE ‫.TOTALLY ORGANIC

‫,I WANT BEGONIAS ‫,UH, SOME ORCHIDS

‫?[GASPS] OH, WHAT ARE THOSE

‫.THERE YOU GO, FRESH BLINTZES

‫!Both: AAH

‫!BLINTZES? I LOVE BLINTZES

‫!Ferret: AAH

‫!Woman: AAH! Second woman: OH

‫!Ferret: IT'S A BAG BABY

‫.[SNIFFS] SPORT SCENT DEODORANT

‫.MINT TOOTHPASTE

‫.A HINT OF IONIZED OXYGEN

‫![GASPS] STATIC

‫GUESS I BETTER STAY ‫.DOWNWIND NEXT TIME

‫!AAH

‫♪ HEY, YOU, LOOKIN' FOR ME? ♪

‫♪ 1, 2, 3, DO YOU ‫KNOW WHO I BE? ♪

‫.UH, ROGER THAT, AIR COMMAND

‫WE ARE IN PURSUIT OF THE ‫.BOGEY AND CLOSING IN

‫♪ HEY, OOH, TALKIN' TO YOU ♪

‫♪ CAN'T YOU SEE? WHO ‫ELSE COULD I BE? ♪

‫♪ HEY, HEY, LOOKIN' FOR ME? ♪

‫MAN! I'M BEING ‫!JACKED BY PRODUCE

‫♪ I GOT GAME FOR ‫A LIMITED GAME ♪

‫,♪ OVER YOU, EASY ‫SCRAMBLE YOUR BRAIN ♪

‫♪ HEY, YOU, WONDERIN' WHY ♪

‫♪ YOU'RE FALLIN' SO FAST ‫AS I REACH FOR THE SKY? ♪

‫LET'S SEE. SO FAR, I GOT ‫,YOU DOWN FOR ROBBERY

‫VANDALISM, AND EXCESSIVE ‫.CRUELTY TO PRODUCE

‫?ANYTHING ELSE YOU WANT TO ADD

‫[[MANHOLE SCRAPING GROUND

‫WHAT IS WITH

‫!YAAH

‫.Man: HA HA HA

‫?Ferret: WHERE AM I

‫?WHAT IS THIS PLACE

‫!YOU GUYS

‫.STAY COOL, MAN

‫!Ferret: KANGOR! HOTSHOT

‫!HOTSTREAK, JERK

‫NOW, NOW, WE CAN'T BLAME FERRET ‫.FOR BEING A BIT DISORIENTED

‫![GASPS] THE JOKER

‫?HA! SO FORMAL

‫.CALL ME UNCLE J

‫.EVERYONE DOES

‫?WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE

‫.SUCH A SAD STORY

‫YOU SEE, THINGS GOT A BIT ‫.UNCOMFORTABLE FOR ME BACK HOME

‫,THANKS TO A CRANKY BAT

‫MY CADRE OF CRONIES ‫!WERE CAST IN THE CLINK

‫.SUDDENLY, I WAS WAS SET ADRIFT

‫.NOT A FRIEND IN THE WORLD

‫THEN I REALIZED DAKOTA'S JUST ‫LOUSY WITH FUN YOUNG PEOPLE

‫.LIKE YOU

‫SO I DECIDED TO POP IN AND ‫.SCARE UP SOME NEW RECRUITS

‫,.LOOK, JOKER... UH, UNCLE J

‫I APPRECIATE YOU ‫,SAVING ME AND ALL

‫BUT I... I DON'T THINK I'M ‫.WHAT YOU'RE LOOKIN' FOR

‫.THANKS, ANYWAY

‫.DON'T BE STUPID, MAN

‫OH, YEAH! THIS IS ‫!THE BIG LEAGUES

‫I DON'T CARE. THIS GUY IS ‫.TOTALLY CREEPIN' ME OUT

‫WELL, I CERTAINLY DON'T WANT YOU ‫,TO FEEL UNCOMFORTABLE, FERRET

‫THOUGH IT WILL BE ‫A SHAME TO LOSE YOU

‫.AND YOUR POWER

‫[[SNIFFING

‫AN ACUTE SENSE OF ‫?SMELL, ISN'T IT

‫!YEAH, I... HEY, HEY, HEY

‫!HA HA HA HA HA HA

‫!HA HA HA HA HA

‫!HA HA HA HA HA HA

‫?WHAT'S HAPPENING TO HIM

‫I'M SEEING TO IT THAT HE ‫.LEAVES US ON A HAPPY NOTE

‫TV anchor: ALTHOUGH THE ‫,POLICE SEALED OFF THE AREA

‫THE METAHUMAN FERRET ‫.MANAGED TO ESCAPE

‫?YOU'RE NOT EATING

‫.NAH-UH

‫!GOOD! MORE FOR ME ‫!HA HA HA HA HA

‫.IT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE

‫?WHY WOULD ANYBODY HELP FERRET

‫AND WHAT MADE ALL ‫?THOSE BALLOONS EXPLODE

‫?I DUNNO. TOO MUCH HOT AIR

‫TV anchor: AND POLICE ARE STILL ‫.INVESTIGATING TODAY'S BIZARRE HIJACKING

‫.AT THE EAST SIDE FIRE STATION

‫,BY THE TIME WE GOT DOWNSTAIRS

‫THEY HAD TAKEN 2 OF ‫.OUR BIGGEST RIGS

‫WHY WOULD ANYONE ‫?STEAL A FIRE TRUCK

‫[[HONK HONK

‫.THE HEAT IS ON, GANG

‫[[HONK HONK

‫!HA HA HA HA! THE HEAT IS ON

‫.OH, THIS GUY KILLS ME

‫ONLY IF YOU DON'T ‫.DO WHAT HE SAYS

‫.OK, BOYS! MAKE PAPA PROUD

‫?WHERE'S THE FIRE

‫.RIGHT HERE, OLD MAN

‫!HIT THE FLOOR NOW

‫[[ALARM RINGING

‫.LOUD NOISES GET ON MY NERVES

‫EVERYTHING GETS ON ‫.YOUR NERVES, MAN

‫!HEY, I'VE GOT ISSUES

‫Radio dispatcher: ALL UNITS, BANK ‫.ALARM AT DAKOTA FIRST NATIONAL

‫.FLYBOY AT 2 O'CLOCK

‫,YOU HEARD HER, KIDDIES ‫.LET'S NOT BE GREEDY

‫LOOKS LIKE THE FIRE DEPARTMENT

‫BETTER RETHINK ‫.ITS HIRING POLICY

‫!AAH! AAH

‫[SIGHS] THIS IS ‫.ALMOST TOO EASY

‫!UHH! AAH

‫!AAH

‫.FIRE'S OUT, KIDS

‫.TIME TO GO HOME

‫.UHH

‫.NOT YOUR BEST MOMENT

‫Ferret: HEH HEH HEH ‫.HEH HEH HEH HEH

‫?WHAT'S SO FUNNY

‫!Ferret: HA HA HA HA HA HA

‫?FERRET

‫"!" MISSING YOU

‫?WHAT DOES THAT MEAN

‫,HE SEEMS TO BE STABILIZING

‫BUT CALL ME IF HIS ‫.CONDITION WORSENS

‫[[LAUGHTER CONTINUES

‫?WHAT DID THIS TO YOU

‫.Batman: NOT WHAT

‫.WHO

‫.[LAUGHING] BATMAN

‫?HI. IT'S STATIC, ISN'T IT

‫!UH, YEAH. OH, MAN

‫I CANNOT BELIEVE I'M SHAKING ‫.HANDS WITH ROBIN THE BOY WONDER

‫OH, LET'S SKIP THE ‫?BOY WONDER STUFF, HUH

‫.I'M GETTING KIND OF OLD FOR IT

‫?SEE ANY CLOTHING

‫.JUST HIS SHOES

‫,LOTS OF GREASE ‫.SOME METAL SHAVINGS

‫?ON THE TOP OR THE BOTTOM

‫.TOP

‫?WHICH MEANS

‫.HE WASN'T WALKING ‫.THEY DRAGGED HIM

‫.OH, YEAH! OBVIOUSLY

‫THIS'LL HELP HIM RECOVER ‫.FROM THE JOKER'S GAS

‫!?THE JOKER

‫,[CALMLY] AHEM, UM ‫?HERE IN DAKOTA

‫?WHY DID HE HOGTIE FERRET

‫AND WHAT'S WITH THAT ? ‫"NOTE," MISSING YOU

‫.HE'S BORED

‫HE NEEDS AN OPPONENT ‫.WHO CAN MEASURE UP

‫.HEY, I CAN MEASURE UP

‫.DON'T TAKE IT PERSONALLY

‫.BATMAN AND JOKER GO WAY BACK

‫?CAN I HELP

‫.PROBABLY NOT

‫?IS HE ALWAYS THIS FRIENDLY

‫.HEY, HE DIDN'T SAY NO

‫SO AFTER WE BUSTED ‫,HIS OLD GANG

‫WE GOT A TIP HE WAS COMING ‫.HERE TO FORM A NEW ONE

‫THAT'S WHY HE HAD ALL ‫.THOSE METAHUMANS WITH HIM

‫IS THIS WHERE ‫?FERRET DISAPPEARED

‫.UH, YES, SIR

‫?WOULD YOU MIND

‫.OH, YEAH, COURSE. NO SWEAT

‫.THANK YOU

‫[[BEEPING

‫.OH. IT'S MY POPS

‫.HERE. USE THIS

‫COME ON, POPS, JUST ‫.ANOTHER HALF HOUR, PLEASE

‫I'M HANGING WITH THE ‫.GUYS, THAT'S ALL

‫NOT FAR. I'M RIGHT UNDER

‫.I MEAN, RIGHT AT 34th AND MAIN

‫.JUST WALKING AROUND, YEAH

‫.I KNOW IT'S LATE ‫.[SIGHS] OK, ALL RIGHT

‫.I'LL BE THERE. DANG

‫.I GOTTA... GET HOME

‫.SO WE GATHERED

‫?WHERE ARE WE

‫.THE OLD INDUSTRIAL DISTRICT

‫IT GOES ON FOR MILES ‫.ALONG THE RIVER

‫.HE COULD BE ANYWHERE

‫.WE NEED TO FIND ANOTHER LEAD

‫[[BEEP

‫?WAIT! WHAT ABOUT TOMORROW

‫?WHERE CAN WE MEET

‫.WE'LL CALL YOU

‫YEAH, BUT... BUT WHAT ‫?IF I FIND OUT SOMETHING

‫?HOW DO I CONTACT YOU

‫.USE THIS

‫.BUT ONLY IF IT'S ‫IMPORTANT ?UNDERSTAND

‫.IMPORTANT. YEAH

‫.SEE YA

‫.UH-HUH. NICE WORKING WITH YOU

‫"NICE WORKING WITH ‫?YOU?" HOW LAME IS THAT

‫BIG-TIME SUPERHERO HAS ‫.TO GO HOME TO DADDY

‫?WHAT'S YOUR BEEF, KANGOR

‫THE GUY'S SMARTER THAN ‫.EBON AND HYDE PUT TOGETHER

‫HEH, I'M ALMOST ‫.GLAD EBON'S IN JAIL

‫.I STILL DON'T TRUST HIM

‫LOOK WHAT HE DID ‫.TO FERRET, MAN

‫[[GRUNTS

‫!YO, BIGFOOT, YOU ALMOST HIT ME

‫.MAYBE NEXT TIME YOU'LL MOVE

‫MAYBE NEXT TIME I'LL BROIL ‫.ME SOME KANGAROO MEAT

‫!HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY, ‫HEY !KNOCK IT OFF

‫BOSS MAN WANTS US ‫.TO GET THIS DONE

‫YOU DON'T WANT TO ‫?MAKE HIM MAD, DO YOU

‫!RR... AAH

‫HOW COULD HE HAVE TRACKED ‫?ME HERE SO SOON? HOW

‫?HEY... WHO, UNCLE J

‫.THE BAT, THAT'S WHO

‫HERE IN DAKOTA, WITH ‫.HIS LITTLE BIRD BOY

‫SO WHAT? IT'S 5 OF ‫.US AGAINST 3 OF THEM

‫.3? OH, OH, YES

‫INCLUDING THAT DRIPPY ‫.DRY CELL STATIC

‫.MAYBE WE SHOULD HIT HIM FIRST

‫SHIV, OLD BOY, YOU MAY HAVE ‫.STUMBLED ONTO SOMETHING

‫THEY DON'T KNOW THAT ‫,WE KNOW THEY'RE HERE

‫AND THAT IS ALL THE ‫.ADVANTAGE WE MAY NEED

‫?BATMAN AND ROBIN

‫?HOW COOL IS THAT

‫WELL, IT WOULD HAVE BEEN COOLER

‫IF I HAD DONE AT LEAST ONE ‫.THING RIGHT LAST NIGHT

‫HEY, YOU GOT THEM TO THE ‫?INDUSTRIAL DISTRICT, RIGHT

‫AND WE KNOW THAT ‫WHEREVER JOKER'S HIDING

‫THERE'S GREASE AND ‫.METAL SHAVINGS

‫.THAT NARROWS IT DOWN

‫RELAX. LET ME DO SOME ‫.RESEARCH ON THE INTERNET

‫.YOU DO THAT

‫MEANWHILE, I THINK I JUST ‫.FOUND THE BEST CLUE OF ALL

‫TALON TO JOKER ‫.HE'S TAKING THE BAIT

‫.TIME TO CALL IN THE TROOPS

‫.OH, NO! THE BAT GIZMO'S GONE

‫.THIS IS NOT HAPPENING

‫.OK, OK, CHILL OUT

‫THERE'S GOT TO BE A ‫.WAY TO SIGNAL 'EM

‫?UH, BRUCE

‫THERE'S SOMETHING ‫.YOU SHOULD SEE

‫I GUESS WE SHOULD BE GRATEFUL

‫.HE DIDN'T USE A LOUDSPEAKER

‫WHERE'S THE SIGNAL ‫?DEVICE I GAVE YOU

‫THE, UH, UH, THE ‫BATTERY MUST'VE GONE

‫.ACTUALLY, I KINDA MISPLACED IT

‫?SO WHAT DO YOU HAVE

‫.I SAW TALON FLY IN THERE

‫?YOU STAY OUT HERE. HUH

‫.IN CASE ANYONE SHOWS UP

‫.OH, SURE. WHATEVER YOU SAY

‫STATIC'S BIG BATMAN ADVENTURE

‫.WAITING BY THE DOOR

‫?YOU HEAR ANYTHING

‫.NO

‫.MY POINT EXACTLY

‫.IT'S AN AMBUSH

‫!HAAH! HAAH

‫!HOLD STILL

‫,♪ SHOW ME SOMETHING ‫SHOW ME WHAT YOU GOT ♪

‫♪ SHOW ME SOMETHING, HIT ‫ME WITH YOUR BEST SHOT ♪

‫♪ BRING IT ON, BRING IT ON ♪

‫.HMM, SWEET DREAMS, BAT BOY

‫[[COUGHING

‫.YOU'LL HAVE TO EXCUSE MY KIDS

‫.THEY'RE SO RAMBUNCTIOUS LATELY

‫SHOULD HAVE BROUGHT A ‫.CROSSWORD PUZZLE OR SOMETHING

‫[[HORN HONKS

‫!AAAH

‫[[SIZZLING

‫[[LAUGHING

‫!HEY

‫[[COUGHS

‫?RICHIE, COME IN! RICH

‫?YOU HAVING ANY LUCK

‫.AH, STILL SEARCHING, BRO

‫WE JUST DON'T HAVE ENOUGH INFO

‫.TO ZERO IN ON THE HIDEOUT

‫.WELL, NOW WE GOTTA FIND IT

‫JOKER JUST GRABBED ‫.BATMAN AND ROBIN

‫?OH, NO! HOW DID YOU GET AWAY

‫.I DIDN'T GET AWAY

‫.THEY TRAPPED ME IN A TUNNEL

‫.I WASN'T EVEN WORTH CAPTURING

‫HOWEVER, THEY DID MANAGE ‫.TO MORTALLY WOUND YOUR EGO

‫.SORRY, I'M JUST FRUSTRATED

‫I WANTED TO... I DON'T ‫.KNOW, MEASURE UP

‫WAIT, WAIT, WAIT. BATMAN AND ROBIN MUST ‫?HAVE A COMMUNICATION SYSTEM, RIGHT

‫?LIKE OUR SHOCK BOXES

‫.SURE

‫SO, IF THERE'S A WAY ‫,TO SEND A RADIO SIGNAL

‫.THERE'S A WAY TO TRACK IT

‫.OK, I'M INSIDE

‫SHOULDN'T BE TOO HARD TO ‫.FIGURE OUT THIS THING

‫!AAAH

‫!AAAH

‫!AAH

‫HOW DO YOU MAKE ‫?THIS THING STOP

‫?UH... OK. PLAN B

‫Rich: YOU SEE ANYTHING THAT ‫?LOOKS LIKE A TRACKING SYSTEM

‫I CAN'T EVEN FIND ‫.THE STEERING WHEEL

‫.RICHIE, I THINK IT HEARD ME

‫.HOO HOO, MAJOR COOLNESS

‫OK, UH, TRY THIS

‫"COMPUTER, ENGAGE ‫".TRACKING DEVICE

‫[[BEEPING

‫HOW DID YOU KNOW ‫?HOW TO DO THAT

‫.I WATCH A LOT OF ‫SCI-FI .YOUR TURN

‫.COMPUTER, ENGAGE AUTO-PILOT

‫.FIND BATMAN AND... ROBIN

‫!WHOA HO HO HO HOO HOO

‫IT APPEARS YOU'VE LOST THE ‫,HOME-FIELD ADVANTAGE, BATSY BOY

‫WHEREAS I HAD THE ‫FORESIGHT TO HIRE

‫.THE LOCAL ALL-STAR TEAM

‫?WHAT'S WITH THE CAMERA, JOKER

‫I'M PRESERVING FOND MEMORIES ‫.OF YOUR DEMISE, BATSO

‫SOMETHING FOR ME AND ‫THE KIDS TO WATCH

‫WHEN THIS GREEN HAIR ‫.HAS TURNED TO GREY

‫YOU DON'T REALLY THINK YOU'RE ‫?GOING TO PULL THIS OFF, DO YOU

‫YEAH. I MEAN, CONSIDERING ‫YOUR BATTING AVERAGE

‫.PARDON THE EXPRESSION

‫.[CHUCKLES] HOW DROLL

‫BUT SINCE WE'RE ALL ANXIOUS ‫TO GET THIS OVER WITH

‫.LET'S GET THIS OVER WITH

‫YOU KNOW HOW I ‫.LOVE TOYS, BATMAN

‫.HERE'S HOW THIS ONE WORKS

‫!OOH! HA HA HA HA HA HA

‫.YOU WON'T SEE THAT AT ‫THE AUTO SHOW !HA HA

‫LET'S GO FOR A ‫?DOUBLEHEADER, SHALL WE

‫.BYE-BYE, BIRDIES

‫!AAH

‫[[GLASS SHATTERS] [GRUNTS

‫?WHAT TOOK YOU SO LONG

‫?HEY, I'M HERE, AREN'T I

‫![GRUNTS] AAAH

‫!WHOOP... WHOA

‫!OHH, MISSED AGAIN. WHOA

‫.YOU ARE GETTING CLOSER

‫OH, CHILDREN, UNCLE ‫!JOKER NEEDS YOU

‫!WHOA! HYAH! HYAH

‫!HYAH

‫!RRR... HYAH

‫[[GRUNTING

‫OOH! SPOT-WELDING IS NOT ‫.GOOD FOR THE COMPLEXION

‫!HAAH

‫TOO BAD IT HAS TO ‫.END THIS WAY, ROBIN

‫YOU AND I ARE ‫.BIRDS OF A FEATHER

‫[[SHRIEKING

‫!AAH

‫I CANNOT TELL YOU HOW MANY ‫.TIMES I'VE HEARD THAT JOKE

‫.I GOT DIBS ON THE BAT

‫.TOO LATE

‫!AAH

‫!AAH! AAH... OHHH

‫[[JOKER LAUGHING

‫!OHH

‫[[GROANING

‫.PLEASE, BATMAN, HELP ME

‫![SHOCKER BUZZING] ‫GOTCHA [[LAUGHING

‫.THAT LOOKS FUN. LET ME TRY

‫!EH? AAAH

‫.NOT BAD

‫.WELL, IT'S BEEN A REAL SLICE

‫THANKS, MAN. ANY TIME YOU ‫,WANT TO HANG TOGETHER

‫.I AM THERE

‫.DEAL

‫UH, BATMAN? I DON'T ‫KNOW WHAT TO SAY, EXCEPT

‫IT WAS A THRILL ‫.WORKING WITH YOU

‫,ANY CHANCE WE COULD ‫?YOU KNOW, TEAM UP AGAIN

‫.WE'LL SEE

‫!YES

‫♪ GOTTA BE, BE, GOTTA ‫BE, BE, A SUPERHERO ♪

‫♪ GOTTA BE, BE, GOTTA ‫BE, BE, LET 'EM KNOW ♪

‫♪ GOTTA BE, BE, GOTTA ‫BE, BE, A SUPERHERO ♪

‫♪ STATIC SHOCK ♪

‫♪ GOTTA BE, BE, GOTTA ‫BE, BE, A SUPERHERO ♪

‫♪ GOTTA BE, BE, GOTTA ‫BE, BE, LET 'EM KNOW ♪

‫♪ GOTTA BE, BE, GOTTA ‫BE, BE, A SUPERHERO ♪

‫♪ STATIC SHOCK ♪

‫♪ STATIC SHOCK ♪

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