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‫♪ GOTTA BE, BE, GOTTA ‫BE A SUPERHERO ♪

‫♪ GOTTA BE, BE, GOTTA BE ♪

‫♪ GOTTA BE, BE, GOTTA ‫BE A SUPERHERO ♪

‫!♪ UH-HUH ♪ STATIC SHOCK

‫♪ GOTTA BE, BE, GOTTA ‫BE A SUPERHERO ♪

‫♪ GOTTA BE, BE, GOTTA BE ♪

‫♪ GOTTA BE, BE, GOTTA ‫BE A SUPERHERO ♪

‫!STATIC SHOCK! SHOCK

‫[[SCHOOL BELL RINGS

‫♪ GOTTA BE, BE, GOTTA ‫BE A SUPERHERO ♪

‫♪ GOTTA BE, BE, GOTTA BE, BE ♪

‫.CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE ‫BY WARNER BROS TV ANIMATION

‫.AND THE U.S ‫DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION

‫Richie: EVIL, SINISTER ‫.TENTACLES THREATEN TO STRANGLE

‫.THE FAIR CITY OF DAKOTA

‫,BUT FEAR NOT! FOR TODAY ‫!A NEW CHAMPION IS BORN

‫!WHOOSH

‫,SOARING THROUGH THE SKY

‫OUR YOUNG HERO SPOTS ‫.TROUBLE ON THE GROUND

‫!UNH

‫,ALL RIGHT, DR. INSIDIOUS

‫YOUR PLAN TO DESTROY THE WORLD

‫WITH YOUR MONDO ‫.GRAVITY RAY IS OVER

‫!WHOOSH

‫ARMED WITH HIS AWESOME ‫,ELECTRO QUARTERSTAFF

‫HE MAKES QUICK WORK

‫OF THE EVIL DOCTOR'S ‫.HEINOUS HENCHMEN

‫[[KARATE YELLS

‫!WHOOSH! KSST! WHOOP

‫!AAH! MY STAFF

‫!PETOO! THOOP-THOOP-THOOP

‫!PETOO-PETOO ‫,DODGING DEATH RAYS

‫HE MAKES A DESPERATE DIVE ‫.FOR THE CONTROL PANEL

‫IF HE CAN REACH IT, HE HE... ‫HE

‫AWW, HOW LONG HAVE ‫?YOU BEEN THERE

‫I CAME IN AT ‫".HEINOUS HENCHMEN"

‫WELL, WHY DIDN'T ‫?YOU SAY ANYTHING

‫I WANTED TO SEE ‫.HOW IT TURNED OUT

‫.EH, VERY FUNNY

‫.HEH HEH HEH. I'M SORRY, RICH

‫.HEY, MAN, IT'S NO BIG DEAL

‫SOMETIMES I STILL PRETEND ‫.TO BE GREEN LANTERN

‫,[BOOMING VOICE] HAIL ‫!GUARDIANS OF THE UNIVERSE

‫EVERYTHING'S ALWAYS A BIG ‫?JOKE TO YOU, ISN'T IT

‫?WHAT

‫YOU KNOW, SOMETIMES I THINK ‫.THE WRONG GUY GOT THE POWERS

‫SOMETIMES I THINK IF I

‫.NEVER MIND

‫!RICHIE, WAIT

‫.AW, MAN

‫"I WANTED TO SEE ‫".HOW IT TURNED OUT

‫YEAH, MORE LIKE "I ‫"WANTED TO SEE YOU

‫".MAKE A FOOL OF YOURSELF"

‫!HE THINKS HE'S SO... WHOA

‫!AAH! UNH

‫?HEY, ARE YOU OK

‫.I DIDN'T SEE YOU. I'M SO SORRY

‫.THAT'S ALL RIGHT, SON

‫!OHH

‫?UNH. WHAT WAS THAT

‫?WHAT WAS WHAT

‫I'M NOT SURE. I THOUGHT

‫[[LAUGHING

‫?WHAT'S SO FUNNY

‫!HEY, MISTER

‫?WHERE DID THEY GO

‫Richie: AND SUDDENLY ‫,EVERYBODY'S GONE BUT ME

‫AND THE PLACE TOTALLY GETS ‫THIS ,HAUNTED HOUSE VIBE

‫.SO I TORE OUT OF THERE

‫.[SLURPS] MM-HMM

‫,THING IS, THOUGH ‫I'VE FELT WEIRD

‫EVER SINCE THAT OLD ‫.GUY GRABBED MY HAND

‫RICHIE, YOU'VE BEEN WEIRD ‫.AS LONG AS I'VE KNOWN YOU

‫?WANT A REFILL ON COLA

‫YEAH, AND DON'T SCRIMP ON ‫.THE ICE, MAN, IT'S FREE

‫[[JAMAICAN ACCENT ‫.VERY GOOD, SIR

‫WOULD YOU LIKE A SLICE ‫?OF LIME WITH THAT

‫[[BRAKES SQUEALING

‫!Man: LOOK OUT! RUNAWAY TRUCK

‫!LOOK OUT, LOOK OUT

‫[[GASPS

‫!UH, HERE, DOGGIE, HERE, BOY

‫!AAH

‫[PANTING] THE BRAKE ‫.MUST'VE POPPED

‫WE'RE JUST LUCKY ‫.NOBODY WAS HURT

‫?HOW'D YOU DO THAT

‫[[WHIMPERS

‫.I DON'T KNOW

‫.LET'S GET OUT OF HERE

‫!AAH

‫.OK, BRO, FIRE AWAY

‫!UNH... OOF! NNGH

‫?WELL

‫.I'M TRYING

‫,HMM. OK, LAST TIME ‫,YOU WERE IN DANGER

‫SO MAYBE IF WE ‫RECREATE THE SITUATION

‫!AAH

‫!WHOA! WOW

‫YOU, MY FRIEND, JUST HAD A ‫.GENUINE SUPERHERO ORIGIN MOMENT

‫HEH HEH. GEE, I ALWAYS ‫.WANTED A SIDEKICK

‫?EXCUSE ME. SIDEKICK

‫.I THOUGHT WE WERE PARTNERS

‫.WE'LL WORK OUT THE BILLING ‫LATER ?CAN YOU DO IT AGAIN

‫!HA HA HA HA

‫.THAT WAS COOL

‫TRY IT AGAIN. LET'S ‫.SEE HOW TOUGH IT IS

‫I'M GONNA GIVE IT ‫.A LITTLE JUICE

‫.READY WHEN YOU ARE, V-MAN

‫?HA! IS THAT ALL YOU GOT

‫COOL. WONDER WHAT ‫.ELSE YOU CAN DO

‫.I GOT AN IDEA ABOUT THAT

‫!WHOO-HOO

‫.YO, V, LOOK AT ME. I'M FLYIN'

‫.YEAH, GREAT

‫!WHOO-HOO

‫.RICHIE, YOU'RE TOO HIGH

‫COME DOWN BEFORE ‫.SOMEBODY SEES YOU

‫!AH HA HA. HUH HUH HUH

‫.WHOO-HOO-HOO. OH, ‫YEAH !HA HA HA HA

‫!UH... UH... UH... AAH

‫.HANG ON, MAN, I'M COMIN'

‫!UNH

‫.YOU OK? I GUESS

‫THEN WHAT DID YOU ‫!?THINK YOU WERE DOING

‫YOU COULD HAVE BLOWN ‫.BOTH OUR SECRET IDENTIES

‫?WHAT SECRET IDENTITY ‫?WEREN'T YOU WATCHING

‫.MY POWERS ARE GONE

‫?RICHIE, ARE YOU OK

‫.I'M JUST NOT HUNGRY, MOM

‫RICHARD OSGOOD ‫?FOLEY NOT HUNGRY

‫YOU MUST BE COMING ‫.DOWN WITH SOMETHING

‫,I-I'M FINE, MOM ‫.UM, BUT I GOTTA GO

‫.I'M SUPPOSED TO, ‫UH, MEET VIRGIL .BYE

‫!WHERE IS HE? AAH

‫?LOOKIN' FOR SOMEONE

‫.HUH

‫.HE CAME BACK, OLD MAN

‫.I'M GLAD YOU CAME BACK, RICHIE

‫I HAD TO FIND OUT ‫.ABOUT THE POWERS

‫?YOU GAVE 'EM TO ME, RIGHT

‫.THAT'S RIGHT

‫AT MY AGE, IT'S RATHER ODD ‫.TO FIND ONESELF A BABY AGAIN

‫?A BABY

‫.A BANG BABY

‫HOWEVER, INSTEAD OF ‫,GAINING POWERS OF MY OWN

‫,I CAN ONLY GIVE THEM TO OTHERS ‫.AS I DID WITH RUN AND JUMP

‫.AND AS I DID WITH YOU

‫?WHO ARE YOU

‫.MY REAL NAME IS UNIMPORTANT

‫.CALL ME... RAGTAG

‫FROM THE MOMENT I ‫,TOUCHED YOUR HAND

‫.I KNEW YOU WERE SPECIAL

‫I COULD TELL YOU ‫.HAVE GREAT POTENTIAL

‫SO YOU COULD GIVE ‫?ME POWERS AGAIN

‫OF COURSE. AND IN RETURN FOR ‫,MY GIFT, I ONLY ASK ONE THING

‫.AT LEAST FOR NOW

‫PROMISE ME YOU WILL ‫NEVER TELL ANYONE

‫WHERE OR HOW YOU ‫.GOT YOUR POWERS

‫.I PROMISE

‫GOOD. THEN IT'S ‫.OUR LITTLE SECRET

‫!AAH

‫.UHH... UHH. OOH

‫.RICHIE. RICHIE, COME IN

‫MAYBE HE'S NOT ‫.CARRYING HIS SHOCK BOX

‫WELL, THERE'S MORE THAN ONE ‫.WAY TO MAKE A PHONE CALL

‫[[BEEPS

‫[[TELEPHONE RINGS

‫.HELLO? HI, MRS. FOLEY

‫?IT'S VIRGIL. IS RICHIE HOME

‫.I THOUGHT RICHIE WAS WITH YOU

‫.OH, YEAH, RIGHT

‫WE WERE SUPPOSED TO MEET AT ‫.THE PLACE ABOUT THE THING

‫?Mom: THE WHERE

‫I BETTER GET RIGHT OVER ‫.THERE BEFORE HE LEAVES

‫GREAT. NOW I'M ‫.COVERING FOR HIM

‫I BETTER FIGURE OUT WHERE ‫HE IS BEFORE HIS MOM

‫[[METAL SCREECHING

‫I TOLD YOU THIS ‫.LOAD WAS TOO HEAVY

‫.OK, OK, LET IT DOWN EASY

‫!UNH! UHH

‫!LOOK OUT! OH! GET BACK

‫.IT'S PULLING APART

‫!AAH

‫!UNH

‫!WHOA! WHOA

‫Man: SOMEBODY SHOULD ‫.CALL AN AMBULANCE

‫THERE'S HELP FROM ABOVE ‫.WHEN PUSH COMES TO SHOVE

‫!UNH! UHH

‫!AAH! AAH

‫.SOME LANDING

‫?Man: WHAT ABOUT OUR CRANE

‫.EVERYBODY'S A CRITIC

‫?YOU GUYS OK

‫.OH HO! YEAH, GREAT

‫!RIGHT ON

‫.WELL, I'LL TAKE THAT AS A YES

‫.YOU SAVED US

‫.OH, MY HERO

‫.OH, REALLY, IT WAS NOTHIN'

‫.WELL, NOT ENTIRELY NOTHIN'

‫[[METAL RIPPING

‫UNH! UHH. UNH

‫!WHOA

‫.HEY, EVERYONE, IT'S STATIC

‫.HE... HELPED ME SAVE YOU

‫.YOU'RE WELCOME

‫[[ALL GUSHING COMPLIMENTS

‫WHAT'S YOUR NAME? WHERE ‫?DID YOU GET YOUR POWERS

‫?OH, CAN I HAVE YOUR AUTOGRAPH

‫WELL, I

‫MUCH AS I HATE TO ‫BREAK UP THIS LITTLE

‫MEETING OF YOUR FAN ‫.CLUB, WE GOTTA TALK

‫YOU WANNA TELL ME ‫?WHAT'S GOIN' ON

‫.SIMPLE. I'M A SUPERHERO

‫.YEAH, RICHIE, I GOT THAT MUCH

‫,EXCUSE ME. WHEN I'M IN COSTUME

‫I PREFER THAT YOU ADDRESS ‫.ME BY MY SUPERHERO HANDLE

‫.FROM NOW ON, JUST CALL ME PUSH

‫OK, PUSH, HOW'D YOU ‫,GET YOUR POWERS BACK

‫AND WHERE'D THEY COME ‫?FROM IN THE FIRST PLACE

‫.SORRY, BUD. THAT'S CLASSIFIED

‫.WHAT?! THIS ISN'T LIKE YOU

‫.THE HEAVY 'TUDE, THE ‫BIG SECRETS ?WHAT'S UP

‫.NOTHING'S UP, EXCEPT ME

‫I FEEL GREAT. BETTER ‫.THAN I EVER FELT

‫,THAT DOESN'T ANSWER MY... HEY ‫DOES THIS HAVE SOMETHING TO DO

‫?WITH THAT OLD GUY YOU MET

‫?IT DOES, DOESN'T IT

‫MIND YOUR OWN BUSINESS, V

‫.YOU ARE MY BUSINESS, PARTNER

‫OH, I SEE. WHEN YOU'RE THE ONLY ‫.ONE WITH POWERS, EVERYTHING'S FINE

‫,WHEN I GET 'EM, TOO ‫.SUDDENLY IT'S A CRIS

‫.THAT'S NOT WHAT I SAID, RICH

‫FRANKLY, I JUST THINK

‫THIS THING IS GETTING ‫.OUT OF YOUR CONTROL

‫.I CAN HANDLE IT

‫AND I DON'T HAVE TO EXPLAIN ‫.MYSELF TO YOU OR ANYBODY

‫!NOW BACK OFF

‫.AAH! UNH

‫!WHOA! UHH

‫.OH, YEAH

‫.HA. GOOD

‫!?BOOYAH! HUH

‫WELL, HOW VERY GOOD TO SEE ‫.YOU AGAIN, MY YOUNG FRIEND

‫,OH, BY THE WAY

‫I HEARD ABOUT YOUR LITTLE ‫.HEROIC EXPLOIT TODAY

‫.WONDERFULLY DONE, REALLY

‫.PLEASE. I NEED SOME MORE

‫.OF COURSE YOU DO

‫!AAH

‫.HUH? UHH

‫THAT SHOULD LAST ‫.YOU LONG ENOUGH

‫.NO. I NEED MORE

‫.AND YOU SHALL HAVE MORE

‫.MUCH MORE

‫BUT FIRST, YOU'LL HAVE ‫.TO DO SOMETHING FOR ME

‫?WHAT DO YOU MEAN

‫[[LAUGHING

‫.I DON'T LIKE THIS

‫RELAX, PUSH. IT'S GONNA ‫.BE A PIECE OF CAKE

‫FIRST, JUMP WILL ‫.TELEPORT INSIDE

‫,ONCE HE TAKES OUT THE ALARMS

‫ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS ‫.GET THE PLACE OPEN

‫THEN IT'S UP TO ME ‫.TO GRAB THE LOOT

‫.IN AND OUT, QUICK AS A FLASH

‫?WHAT DO YOU SAY

‫I NEVER AGREED TO ‫.STEAL ANYTHING

‫.I WANT TO BE A SUPERHERO

‫MAN, YOU CAN'T BE A ‫.SUPERHERO WITHOUT POWERS

‫.WE'VE HAD OURS FOR WEEKS

‫,AFTER A FEW RECHARGES

‫IT FEELS LIKE THEY'LL ‫.NEVER GO AWAY

‫.NO ONE'S GONNA KNOW, DUDE

‫,YOU DO WHAT THE OLD MAN WANTS

‫.YOU GET WHAT YOU WANT

‫ALL THAT POWER RUSHING ‫,THROUGH YOUR BODY

‫?DOESN'T IT FEEL GOOD

‫COME ON, MAN, YOU ‫.KNOW YOU LOVE IT

‫!NO

‫!CAN'T BELIEVE I WENT THIS FAR

‫.STATIC'S RIGHT

‫THIS WHOLE THING IS ‫.GETTING OUT OF CONTROL

‫.I'M GONE

‫.TOO LATE, HERO

‫THERE'S A PRICE FOR ‫.WHAT WE'VE BEEN GIVEN

‫.WE'RE DOING THIS

‫!WAIT

‫.JUST STAY OUT OF OUR WAY

‫.NO. I'M GONNA STOP YOU

‫?HA. ALL BY YOURSELF

‫.NAW, THAT WOULD BE STUPID

‫[[ALARM RINGING

‫!?WHAT HAPPENED

‫!HE DID IT, HE DID IT

‫!HEY

‫!UHH

‫!AAH! UHH

‫?WHAT'S THE PROBLEM, PUSH

‫?RUNNING OUT OF JUICE

‫.'CAUSE I'M NOT

‫NOW I'M GONNA DO THE ‫.SAME THING TO YOU

‫!AAH

‫I THOUGHT YOU ‫!WERE OUT OF POWER

‫HE IS, BUT HE'S ‫.NOT OUT OF FRIENDS

‫YOU'LL HAVE TO BE A LOT FASTER ‫!THAN THAT TO BEAT ME, SLOWPOKE

‫.THANKS FOR THE TIP

‫?HEY, WHAT'D YOU DO

‫.I CALL IT MY STATIC CLING

‫!AAH

‫!AHH

‫BOY, TALK ABOUT ‫.STUCK ON STUPID

‫!WHOOPS

‫!WHOA

‫?DONE PLAYING AROUND

‫.ALMOST

‫!TAG, YOU'RE IT

‫!AAH

‫.UHH

‫.AM I GLAD TO SEE YOU

‫SO NOW YOU WANT TO TELL ‫?ME WHAT'S GOING ON HERE

‫?JUMP? IS THAT YOU

‫[[IMITATES BUZZER ‫,OH, I'M SORRY

‫,THE CORRECT ANSWER IS STATIC

‫BUT WE DO HAVE SOME LOVELY ‫.PARTING GIFTS FOR YOU

‫.I DON'T UNDERSTAND

‫.THEN I'LL KEEP IT SIMPLE

‫I'M HERE TO CLOSE DOWN ‫YOUR LITTLE SCHOOL

‫.FOR DELINQUENT METAHUMANS

‫[BUT I... [COUGHING

‫?ARE YOU ALL RIGHT

‫.I'M PERFECTLY WELL

‫?HOW ABOUT YOU

‫!AAH

‫,YES, STATIC

‫.IT WORKS BOTH WAYS

‫,IN A FEW MOMENTS

‫I WILL HAVE DRAINED YOU ‫.OF YOUR ENTIRE LIFE FORCE

‫!NO

‫!LET HIM GO

‫I GAVE YOU POWERS MOST ‫.PEOPLE CAN ONLY DREAM ABOUT

‫AND THIS IS THE THANKS ‫?THAT I GET IN RETURN

‫[[GASPS

‫!AAH

‫!HOLD STILL, YOU

‫I DON'T KNOW. SOMEHOW, THAT ‫.SEEMS LIKE A REALLY BAD IDEA

‫!AAH

‫!Ragtag: RICHIE, PLEASE HELP ME

‫!PLEASE, I'LL FALL

‫HANG ON, I

‫YOU WON'T ESCAPE ‫!ME, YOU INGRATE

‫!AAH

‫.V? V? OHH

‫?HOW DO YOU FEEL

‫WHEN I WAKE UP, REMIND ME ‫.TO BE VERY ANGRY WITH YOU

‫.UHH

‫?HANGIN' IT ALL UP, HUH

‫,YEP. I MISS HAVING SUPERPOWERS

‫,BUT ALL THINGS CONSIDERED

‫I THINK I'LL STICK ‫.TO BEING A SIDEKICK

‫.GLAD TO HEAR IT

‫I FEEL BETTER KNOWING ‫.YOU GOT MY BACK

‫EVEN THOUGH I WAS MORE ‫.POWERFUL THAN YOU

‫!IN YOUR DREAMS, PUSHY BOY

‫?OH, YEAH

‫THEN HOW COME YOU COULDN'T ‫?BREAK THROUGH MY FORCE FIELD

‫.BECAUSE I WASN'T EVEN TRYING

‫!HA! WAS TOO

‫!WAS NOT

‫GUESS THERE'S ONLY ONE ‫.WAY TO SETTLE THIS

‫.MAN TO MAN

‫,NO QUARTER ASKED ‫.NO QUARTER GIVEN

‫!YOU'RE ON

‫.GIMME A QUARTER

‫Virgil: YOUR WILL IS ‫,STRONG, YOUNG BUSHWHACKER

‫BUT IT IS NO MATCH FOR ‫!MY THERMS OF DARKNESS

‫!OH, YEAH? HA HA HA HA

‫!OH, OOH! HA HA

‫?WHAT BUTTON YOU PRESS

‫!HA HA HA

‫.CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE ‫BY WARNER BROS TV ANIMATION

‫.AND THE U.S ‫DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION

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‫♪ GOTTA BE, BE, GOTTA ‫BE A SUPERHERO ♪

‫♪ GOTTA BE, BE, GOTTA BE ♪

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‫♪ GOTTA BE, BE, GOTTA ‫BE A SUPERHERO ♪

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‫♪ GOTTA BE, BE, GOTTA ‫BE A SUPERHERO ♪

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