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‫♪ GOTTA BE, GOTTA ‫BE SUPERHERO ♪

‫♪ GOTTA BE, GOTTA BE ♪

‫♪ GOTTA BE, GOTTA ‫BE SUPERHERO ♪

‫♪ STATIC SHOCK ♪

‫♪ GOTTA BE, GOTTA ‫BE SUPERHERO ♪

‫♪ GOTTA BE, GOTTA BE ♪

‫♪ GOTTA BE, GOTTA ‫BE SUPERHERO ♪

‫♪ STATIC SHOCK, STATIC SHOCK ♪

‫♪ GOTTA BE, GOTTA ‫BE SUPERHERO ♪

‫♪ GOTTA BE, GOTTA BE ♪

‫♪ GOTTA BE, GOTTA BE ♪

‫♪ STATIC SHOCK... SHOCK ♪

‫♪ GOTTA BE, GOTTA ‫BE SUPERHERO ♪

‫♪ GOTTA BE, GOTTA BE ♪

‫♪ GOTTA BE, GOTTA ‫BE SUPERHERO ♪

‫♪ STATIC STATIC ♪

‫♪ GOTTA BE, GOTTA ‫BE SUPERHERO ♪

‫♪ GOTTA BE, GOTTA BE ♪

‫CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY WARNER BROS. TV ‫ANIMATION AND THE U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION

‫HEY, RICHIE, HOW MANY ‫SUPERHEROES DOES IT TAKE

‫?TO SCREW IN A LIGHT BULB

‫?HUH

‫,NONE. IF I'M THE SUPERHERO

‫.YOU DON'T NEED A LIGHT BULB

‫!HEY

‫.I CALL IT MY NOVAVERSE

‫.ALL IT TAKES IS A LITTLE WIRE

‫.UH-HUH

‫WELL, MEANWHILE SOME OF US ‫.ARE WORKING ON USEFUL THINGS

‫.MY LATEST INVENTION

‫IT TRANSMITS IN A ‫,HIGH-END RADIO FREQUENCY

‫YOU SHOULD BE ABLE TO ‫.HEAR IT WITH YOUR POWERS

‫?IS IT WORKING

‫.LOUD AND CLEAR

‫IT'S GOT ABOUT A 2-MILE ‫RADIUS SO YOU COULD TRACE IT

‫WAIT A MINUTE. I ‫.HEAR SOMETHING ELSE

‫.I THINK IT'S THE POLICE BAND

‫?WHAT IS IT

‫.SOMETHING ABOUT A FLOOD

‫[[SCREAMING

‫!AAH

‫[[HORSES WHINNY

‫!STAY DOWN

‫[[SPEAKING SPANISH

‫.[LAUGHS] GOOD ONE, AQUAMARIA

‫SHE KEEPS THIS UP AND SHE'S A ‫.SHOO-IN TO JOIN THE METABREED

‫.TIME FOR TEST NUMBER 2. LOOK

‫.FUN'S OVER, WET AND WILD

‫GIVE UP OR I'LL ‫.HANG YOU OUT TO DRY

‫.YEAH, I'M SURE

‫!AAH

‫!UNH

‫!AAH

‫.SHE SHORTED ME OUT

‫(([SPEAKING SPANISH

‫,BACK OFF, LADY

‫OR YOU'LL HAVE TO DEAL ‫.WITH RUBBERBAND MAN

‫!GOTCHA

‫[Aquamaria: [YELLING IN SPANISH

‫!I SAID LET ME OUT

‫.THAT SHOULD DO IT

‫[[CHEERS

‫.SHE NEEDS OUR HELP

‫.AH, AH, AH

‫.YOU KNOW EBON'S RULE ‫.SHE'S ON HER OWN

‫.YOU'RE RIGHT

‫.LET'S GET OUT OF HERE

‫WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE ‫?DOING WITH THAT MONEY

‫.RETURNING IT TO THE POLICE

‫.THANKS, RUBBERBAND MAN

‫OK. WHAT'S WRONG ‫?WITH THIS PICTURE

‫.NOTHING. I DID MY TIME

‫,NOW I'M ONE OF THE GOOD GUYS

‫.LIKE YOU

‫.THERE'S A STRETCH

‫.IT'S TRUE

‫EVER SINCE HE GOT OUT ‫,OF JAIL LAST MONTH

‫.HE'S BEEN HELPING US

‫.AND WE APPRECIATE IT, TOO

‫UH, NOT THAT WE DON'T ‫.APPRECIATE YOUR HELP, STATIC

‫.UH... YEAH

‫.NICE TRY, GUY

‫!Man: HEY, RUBBERBAND MAN

‫OVER HERE! CAN ‫?WE GET A PICTURE

‫DON'T YOU WANT TO ‫?GET IN THE PICTURES

‫?FOR WHAT

‫.HE'S THE BIG HERO

‫.Ebon: YOU'RE LATE ‫?WHERE'S AQUAMARIA

‫HA HA HA! OH, THAT'S ‫.A FUNNY STORY, EBON

‫?UM, WHY DON'T YOU TELL HIM

‫,SHE WAS DOING ALL RIGHT

‫.THEN STATIC SHOWED UP

‫.HEY, HERE YOU GO, BOSS

‫?DOUBLE LATTE, RIGHT

‫I GOT CAPPUCCINOS FOR ‫EVERYBODY ELSE, BUT

‫!AAH

‫ON THE OTHER HAND, WHO NEEDS ‫?ALL THAT CAFFEINE, RIGHT

‫.I CAN'T BELIEVE HE GOT HER

‫I THOUGHT HER WATER POWERS ‫.WOULD STOP HIM FOR SURE

‫.UH-UH, BOSS

‫.STATIC DIDN'T BEAT AQUAMARIA

‫.IT WAS RUBBERBAND MAN

‫?WHAT

‫UM, YEAH. WE WERE AS ‫.SURPRISED AS YOU ARE

‫[[YELLING

‫OH, JEEZ-LOUISE, IS ‫?HE ALWAYS LIKE THIS

‫.HE HAS HIS REASONS

‫Reporter: AND SO, AFTER RUBBERBAND ‫,MAN'S LATEST HEROIC EXPLOIT

‫EVEN THE MOST JADED ‫,OBSERVERS ARE ASKING

‫"HAS DAKOTA'S BAD BOY ‫"?TURNED OVER A NEW LEAF

‫Robert: NO TV AT ‫.THE DINNER TABLE

‫YEAH, ESPECIALLY WHEN ‫.THERE'S NOTHING GOOD ON

‫.I TOLD YOU ADAM WAS A GOOD GUY

‫.I'M GONNA GO CALL HIM

‫?[MOCKING] ISN'T THIS EXCITING ‫.MY BOYFRIEND'S A SUPERHERO

‫.Sharon: I HEARD THAT

‫[[GIRLS SCREAMING

‫Girl: YOU'RE THE ‫.GREATEST, RUBBERBAND MAN

‫THANKS. I GOTTA ‫.GET GOING, THOUGH

‫UM, CAN I GET ‫?ONE FOR MY SISTER

‫?SURE. WHAT'S HER NAME

‫.MARVIN

‫[[CELL PHONE RINGS

‫?HELLO

‫.ADAM? IT'S SHARON

‫.I JUST SAW YOU ON TV

‫.HI, BOO

‫YEAH, I'VE BEEN ON TV A LOT

‫SINCE I STARTED THIS ‫.SUPERHERO ROUTINE

‫.I'M REALLY PROUD OF YOU

‫THEY WANT ME TO APPEAR ‫.ON V A RIETY NIGHT LIVE

‫.Girl: THAT'S MY FAVORITE SHOW

‫.YOU WOULD BE SO GOOD

‫LISTEN, WE JUST ‫.SAT DOWN TO DINNER

‫IF YOU'D LIKE TO COME OVER

‫I'D LOVE TO, BUT I'M ‫.KIND OF BUSY RIGHT NOW

‫[[SCREAMS

‫.SO I HEAR

‫?SHARON? SHARON

‫!OH, MAN

‫!OOOGGGH

‫.HE'S NOT WORTH IT, SIS

‫I'M NOT SO SURE HE'S REALLY ‫.GONE STRAIGHT ANYWAY

‫!PLEASE

‫,ADAM'S NO CRIMINAL

‫HE'S JUST TURNING INTO ‫.A SELF-CENTERED JERK

‫YOU KNOW WHAT THAT'S ‫?LIKE, DON'T YOU, VIRGIL

‫YUP, BUT I DON'T HOLD ‫.THAT AGAINST YOU

‫[[GIRLS SCREAMING

‫.OK, THAT'S NICE

‫.GOTTA GO. THANKS

‫[[SIGHS

‫NOW I SEE WHY SUPERHEROES ‫.HAVE SECRET HIDE-OUTS

‫STILL GOTTA GO THROUGH ‫.ALL THIS FAN MAIL

‫.SHARON! I GOTTA CALL HER BACK

‫.CALL HER LATER

‫?WHAT DO YOU WANT

‫?WHAT DO YOU THINK

‫,I WANT YOU TO RUN WITH MY CREW

‫JUST LIKE THE OLD DAYS ‫.BEFORE THE BIG BANG

‫NOT GONNA HAPPEN. WE'VE ‫.BEEN THROUGH THIS, IVAN

‫.WE'VE BEEN THROUGH THAT, TOO

‫.YOU CALL ME EBON NOW

‫.WHATEVER

‫IT WAS BAD ENOUGH YOU HAD TO ‫,RUN OFF AND BE A ROCK STAR

‫NOW YOU'RE OUT THERE PLAYING ‫.SUPERHERO AND TURNING ON YOUR OWN

‫.IT'S NOT YOUR BUSINESS

‫!IS MY BUSINESS

‫.YOU BELONG WITH ME

‫PEOPLE LIKE US, WE DESERVE ‫.TO HAVE WHATEVER WE WANT

‫,IF WE STICK TOGETHER ‫.WE CAN HAVE IT ALL

‫?YEAH

‫AND EVERY TIME I ‫,TRY THINGS YOUR WAY

‫.I END UP IN TROUBLE

‫.THEN JUST STAY OUT OF MY WAY

‫.YOU OWE ME THAT MUCH

‫!AARRRGGH

‫!HEY! WHOA

‫[[SCREAMING

‫.LET'S GO

‫!HYAH

‫!AHA

‫[[SCREAMING

‫OH, I HATE ROBBING ‫.JOINTS LIKE THIS

‫.NO FOOD COURT

‫!OPEN IT UP

‫I... I

‫.NEVER MIND, I'LL GET IT MYSELF

‫OH, YEAH! MY ‫.ALL-TIME HIGH SCORE

‫,HEY, YO, CARMEN

‫GRAB ME ONE OF THOSE GAMES ‫?WHILE YOU'RE UP, WILL YOU

‫.SHIV, GET BACK TO WORK

‫.EASE UP, TALON

‫.HE'S GOING FOR THE RECORD

‫!STATIC

‫DAKOTA'S NUMBER ONE ‫.SUPERHERO AT YOUR SERVICE

‫.YOU MEAN NUMBER 2

‫?YOU AGAIN

‫.LISTEN, I WORK ALONE

‫,IF I EVER NEED A SIDEKICK ‫.I'LL GIVE YOU A CALL

‫FUNNY, I WAS JUST ‫.THINKING THAT SAME THING

‫!AAH

‫OOPS. LOOKS LIKE ‫.I LOST THE BALL

‫.THAT'S OK

‫.WE CAN PLAY WITH THIS ONE

‫I DON'T SUPPOSE ANYBODY'S UP ‫.FOR A NICE GAME OF CHECKERS

‫?NEED A HAND

‫NO, THANKS. I ‫.ALWAYS BOUNCE BACK

‫I TOLD YOU TO STAY ‫.OUT OF THIS, ADAM

‫THIS BIRD GIRL'S ‫.NO NIGHTINGALE

‫?WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING

‫?WHAT

‫.I CAN'T HEAR YOU

‫.YOU'LL HEAR THIS

‫[[FEEDBACK

‫!AAH

‫!AAH

‫BATMAN WOULD'VE ‫.HAD REAL EAR PLUGS

‫AFTER ALL I'VE DONE FOR ‫?YOU, THIS IS THE PAYBACK

‫WHEN DAD PASSED AWAY

‫!DON'T YOU MENTION HIM

‫WHY NOT? I'M THE MAN ‫.OF THE FAMILY NOW

‫?SAYS WHO

‫.THAT'S THE WAY IT WORKS

‫.WE'RE BLOOD

‫I'M SUPPOSED TO BE ‫,LOOKING AFTER YOU

‫NOT FIGHTING WITH

‫?DID SOMEONE SAY FIGHT

‫,NO OFFENSE, STRETCH

‫BUT A BIG-TIME ‫SUPERVILLAIN LIKE EBON

‫REQUIRES A BIG-TIME ‫,SUPERHERO LIKE

‫.WELL, LIKE ME

‫!THE LIGHT

‫.I GOT THIS, STATIC

‫WAIT. THE LIGHT MAKES ‫.HIM LOSE HIS POWERS

‫.YOU'RE BLOCKING IT

‫.THANKS, LITTLE BROTHER

‫!GET OFF HIM! HE'LL GET AWAY

‫.I'M SORRY ABOUT THAT

‫.YOU WANTED HIM TO ESCAPE

‫!YOU DID

‫I THOUGHT FOR A SECOND ‫,YOU HAD GONE STRAIGHT

‫BUT YOU'RE JUST ‫.LIKE THEM AFTER ALL

‫?HUH

‫!WHOA

‫.GREAT

‫SECURITY CAMERAS ‫CAPTURED THE SCENE

‫AS RUBBERBAND MAN'S INTERFERENCE ‫.ALLOWED EBON TO ESCAPE

‫ONE IS LEFT TO WONDER IF DAKOTA'S ‫.NEWEST HERO REALLY IS A HERO

‫.STRAIGHT UP, NEWS LADY

‫HEROES DON'T LET ‫.VILLAINS GO ON PURPOSE

‫.HE'S STILL NOT ANSWERING

‫CALL A FEW BANKS. HE'S ‫.PROBABLY OFF ROBBIN' ONE

‫OW! WHEN THEY SAY ‫,THE TRUTH HURTS

‫.THAT'S NOT WHAT THEY MEAN

‫SO, V, YOU REALLY THINK

‫,RUBBERBAND MAN'S GONE BAD

‫OR IS THAT JUST YOUR ‫?JEALOUSY TALKING

‫.MMM, BOTH PROBABLY

‫!LIGHTS OUT, FREAKS AND GEEKS

‫.I CAN'T EVEN SCRATCH MY BACK

‫.OH, THE INHUMANITY

‫.RELAX

‫THE FLEA POWDER SHOULD ‫.KICK IN PRETTY SOON

‫?HUH

‫RUBBERBAND MA

‫.ADAM EVANS, THIS IS THE POLICE

‫OPEN UP! WE'VE GOT A ‫.WARRANT FOR YOUR ARREST

‫!OK, BREAK IT DOWN

‫.NOT HERE

‫PUT OUT AN ALL POINTS BULLETIN

‫ON ADAM EVANS, AKA ‫.RUBBERBAND MAN

‫I WANT AS MANY MEN OUT ‫.THERE AS WE CAN SPARE

‫I GOTTA SAY, BRO. WHEN ‫.YOU'RE RIGHT, YOU'RE RIGHT

‫THEY GOT EYE-WITNESSES ‫.AND EVERYTHING

‫?WHAT ARE YOU TALKIN' ABOUT

‫.RUBBERBAND MAN

‫LAST NIGHT HE BROKE THE ‫.METABREED OUT OF JAIL

‫!SHARON! SHARON, WE GOTTA TALK

‫?MAN, WHERE IS SHE

‫.THIS IS NEW

‫.UH-OH

‫!SIT DOWN

‫.SITTING

‫.I DON'T WANT TO HURT YOU

‫I JUST WANT TO TALK ‫.TO YOUR SISTER

‫?ABOUT THIS

‫IT AIN'T TRUE. I DIDN'T BREAK ‫.THE METABREED OUT OF JAIL

‫!I HELPED PUT 'EM THERE

‫YEAH? I SUPPOSE YOU ‫DIDN'T HELP EBON

‫.ESCAPE FROM STATIC EITHER

‫.IT WASN'T LIKE THAT

‫.I SAW IT. WE ALL SAW IT

‫,LOOK, I HELPED EBON ‫.BUT I HAD MY REASONS

‫YEAH, 'CAUSE YOU'RE ‫.JUST LIKE HIM

‫.NO, BECAUSE HE'S MY BROTHER

‫?YOUR WHAT

‫LOOK, COMIN' HERE ‫.WAS A BAD IDEA

‫JUST TELL YOUR SISTER

‫.I'M SORRY

‫!WAIT

‫.BEEN LOOKIN' FOR YOU, ADAM

‫FIGURED YOU'D SHOW UP AT YOUR ‫.GIRLFRIEND'S HOUSE SOONER OR LATER

‫?NOW WHAT DO YOU WANT

‫.THIS AIN'T ABOUT ME

‫IT'S ABOUT YOU GOING ‫FROM HERO TO ZERO

‫IN 6 SECONDS 'CAUSE ‫.NO ONE BELIEVES YOU

‫WELL, I'M FAMILY. I'M ‫.ALWAYS READY TO TAKE YOU IN

‫YOU'RE NOT GETTIN' ‫.AWAY FROM ME THAT EASY

‫JUST HOPE I FIND THEM ‫.BEFORE THE BATTERY RUNS OUT

‫ALLOW ME TO INTRODUCE THE ‫.NEWEST MEMBER OF THE METABREED

‫.MY BROTHER, RUBBERBAND MAN

‫[[ALL CHEERING

‫I NEVER SAID I WAS ‫.JOING ANY GANG

‫I DON'T SEE WHERE YOU ‫.HAVE A CHOICE, ADAM

‫ONCE THEY SLAP THAT ‫,BAD-GUY LABEL ON YOU

‫.THEY NEVER CHANGE THEIR MINDS

‫.IT STILL DOESN'T MAKE SENSE

‫WHY DO THEY THINK I'M THE ONE

‫?WHO BROKE YOU GUYS OUT OF JAIL

‫HERE'S A CLUE AND A ‫.HALF FOR YA, STRETCHY

‫,YOU'VE BEEN FRAMED ‫.LIKE A DIPLOMA

‫AFTER YOU LET YOUR ‫,BROTHER ESCAPE

‫:EBON HAD ONE THING ON HIS MIND

‫SPRINGIN' HIS CREW ‫.OUT OF LOCKDOWN

‫?HUH

‫RUBBERBAND MA

‫WITH HIS POWERS AND ‫,A SPARE COSTUME

‫IT WAS EASY FOR EBON ‫.TO PRETEND TO BE YOU

‫THAT WAY, WITH THE ‫,POLICE ON YOUR TAIL

‫.YOU'D HAVE TO JOIN UP WITH HIM

‫?RIGHT, EBON

‫HE'S LYING. HE'S JUST ‫.TRYING TO CONFUSE YOU

‫HEY. IF THE FUNKY ‫PURPLE LONG JOHNS FIT

‫!AAH

‫!AAH

‫!AAH

‫!OH

‫!AAH

‫!OOH

‫?YOU OK

‫.YEAH

‫BUT THAT'S IT FOR ME ‫.AND BUNGEE JUMPIN'

‫!GET THEM

‫!EBON'S MINE

‫GREAT. THAT JUST LEAVES ‫.ME WITH EVERYONE ELSE

‫I WAS SAVIN' THIS ‫,FOR YOUR BOSS

‫BUT SINCE HE LEFT EARLY

‫,FLOAT LIKE A BUTTERFLY ‫.STING LIKE A BEE

‫YOU CAN'T HIT WHAT ‫.YOU CAN'T SEE

‫!AAH! AAH

‫!AAH

‫!GOTTA HIDE! GOTTA HIDE

‫WHAT'S A GUY GOTTA DO ‫?TO GET OUT OF THIS GANG

‫UH-OH. GUESS THE LIGHT GOES ‫?RIGHT THROUGH YOU, HUH

‫NO BIGGIE. YOU KNOW ‫?ANYTHING ABOUT ELECTROLYSIS

‫IF YOU RUN A ‫,CURRENT THROUGH H2O

‫IT TURNS BACK INTO ‫.HYDROGEN AND OXYGEN

‫?SEE

‫.CHEMISTRY CLASS IS USEFUL ‫IN REAL LIFE ?WHO KNEW

‫HEY, THIS AIN'T NO WAY TO ‫.TREAT A BROTHER, BROTHER

‫.DON'T HAND ME THAT BROTHER ‫STUFF .YOU PLAYED ME, IVAN

‫COME ON! BLOOD IS ‫!THICKER THAN WATER

‫AND RIGHT AND WRONG ‫!ARE THICKER THAN BLOOD

‫!Ebon: WHOA

‫!AAH

‫.ALWAYS COULD TAKE HIM

‫.I'M SORRY YOU HAD TO

‫.YEAH, HE HAD IT COMIN'

‫I AIN'T GIVEN UP ‫.ON HIM, THOUGH

‫.I CHANGED MY WAYS. SO CAN HE

‫THANKS FOR SAVING ME ‫.FROM THE LAVA POOL

‫.YOU CLEARED MY ‫NAME .WE'RE EVEN

‫?HIGH 5

‫.NOT FUN

‫.HA HA HA! IS TOO

‫.HEY, VIRGIL

‫?AM I STILL WELCOME HERE

‫.SURE

‫ANY FRIEND OF STATIC'S ‫.IS A FRIEND OF MINE

‫.DON'T KNOW ABOUT MY ‫SISTER, THOUGH !SHARON

‫.OH, IT'S YOU

‫OOF, MAN, IF I WERE ‫YOU, I'D RATHER FIGHT

‫THE WHOLE METABREED ‫.AGAIN THAN FACE HER

‫.I'LL TAKE MY CHANCES ‫.SOME THINGS ARE WORTH IT

‫.CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE ‫BY WARNER BROS TV ANIMATION

‫.AND THE U.S ‫DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION

‫♪ SUPERHERO ♪

‫♪ SUPERHERO ♪