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Recent newspaper headlines

have gotten all of us wondering the same question.

Will General Suchinda be Thailand's next prime minister?

The nation is up in arms

as he prepares to "sacrifice his honor for the nation…"

and break his pre-election promise

not to seek office…

and to return the nation to democracy.

After general elections,

the five majority parties,

Justice Unity, Chart Thai, Social Action, Thai Citizen and People's Party…

backed General Suchinda as the nation's 19th prime minister.

Hundreds of students and civilians

have rallied in front of Parliament to protest.

Protein, carbohydrates, fat, minerals and…

It's so good. Everybody loves it.

Monkey Holding Peach Brand ointment

relieves cold, stuffy nose, dizziness…

In the recording studio…

It's not the sound of forest floods…

Weighing 114 pounds…

SAYEW

BANGKOK IN 1992

PRAEW

WEEKENDS - STAR'S SOCCER

SAYEW NEW AND IMPROVED

A copy of You and I, please.

This is a hot issue.

It's all sold out, but I saved you one.

Wow! What a hunk!

Here.

Let me see.

-Thanks. -Thank you.

These two, please.

Star's Soccer is 15. Sayew is now 35. That'll be 50 baht.

Do you want these in a bag?

Yes. Yes, please.

REAL SEX ENCOUNTERS

My name is Tao. I'm from Sukhothai

but moved to Bangkok for university.

I live with my aunt who runs a restaurant

in our apartment building.

Whenever I'm free,

I help her with washing dishes and delivering food.

The restaurant is a hub of all sorts

that lets me meet a variety of people.

Daeng is an angel of the night renting a room down the hall.

She's the hottest thing to a country boy like me.

The sexy sway of her sweet, slabby ass

sets my heart on fire every time.

Her bountiful breasts beg for my attention.

The way they quiver and bounce simply leaves me breathless.

One day, she ordered food as usual.

It was my job to deliver it.

When she opened the door, she was in her nightie.

And beneath that, she was completely naked.

Can you imagine my excitement?

She didn't shy away from my stare as I took in her luscious body.

The hunger in my eyes begged her to ask.

Would you like to know what I do for a living?

I don't know. I avoided the question.

I didn't ask if you knew. I asked if you wanted to know.

I nodded my head but averted my gaze.

She was silent but smiled seductively.

She pulled me into her arms and kissed me on the lips.

I shuddered. She laughed with glee.

There you go. That's my job.

I was surprised and tried to run,

but she laughed and pulled me back.

Don't be scared. I won't bite.

But this is my first time.

Everyone has a first.

That night, she schooled me in the sutras of sex.

How to love and kiss like an expert…

-Tao, your aunt needs you to deliver food. -Okay.

WET DREAMS

These are Sayew's editorial suites.

Sayew is the kind of magazine that stirs the tiger in your loins.

This one here is… What's his name again?

Fuck it.

Here's Seed. Our layout designer.

He cuts and pastes artwork. His hands are always sticky.

And Knorr Not Nor, owner of seven serials.

Each one of them is a classic.

He's also our photo editor.

These aren't censored yet. They're off-limits.

Not even a peek?

This is Kajorn. The old hand here.

Tao, come here.

He's everyone's mentor and designs the cover.

There's also Dr. Porn, who writes his sex help column from home.

Come here!

Our team may be small, but we're a brilliant bunch.

I'm not a baby anymore.

We have it all. Be it fashion,

factoids, entertainment,

foreign and domestic news.

But our best column prints sex stories submitted by our readers.

But the bulk of them is trash. Literary drivel.

That's why Hia hired me as his star writer.

EXECUTIVE EDITOR

Hia Kung Fu.

Everyone calls him that.

He's been a porn-dog for decades.

Tao, this ain't cutting it.

Why's that? It's just like all the rest.

That's the problem. Don't you get what our readers want?

They want more details, down to the pubes.

So they can get off.

Graphic sex. Something arousing.

The kinkier the better.

Long stories short on sex like yours

are getting old.

It was cool before.

It even gave our magazine class.

But let's be real.

Right now, our sales suck and my backers called me in.

If you can't raise the heat in your stories, I'll have to drop you.

Come on, Hia.

But I'll cut you some slack.

It's all on your shoulders.

You've got to produce what the market demands.

But my writing's graphic.

My hand trembles just from typing.

Your writing? Graphic?

Come on.

This is graphic.

Our new writer, Young Stallion.

His stories are so graphic, they've turned our readers blissfully pale.

AND I THRUST FEROCIOUSLY INTO HER…

YOUR VAGINA AND BOOBS ARE SO NICE…

Where's the art? This is crude and lacks literary style.

That's my point. You write like a girl.

Think like a man or give it up, girl.

Save your stories for trashy romances.

Tits and ass. Men blow buckets from--

Hia, red alert. We're about to shoot and our tits are gone.

Stallion was chatting her up. And then she was gone.

I told you to keep an eye on her.

I forgot about these two.

On the left is Pai, our photographer who loves country music.

On the right is Ma, our stylist.

She has a pimply back but thinks she's a star.

Hia, help us find her.

What the hell! She's no prude.

How did she disappear?

These two work and fight all day long.

Let's go.

Hia.

I'm done with this month's serial.

"Sexy Cats, Wonder Girls…"

"Sexy Cats…"

It's the same story again. Go change the title.

Okay.

Our readers will catch on.

Seed used this just last month. Got it?

-Okay. -Hia.

Here's the next cover.

Excellent. Add something in big bold type.

Like what?

"Wide forehead, sexy hips,

"dynamite dimensions 34-24-35."

"'Shtir' your desire…"

Tao? Is there such a word? "Shtir"?

Here we go again. Mixing up words together.

Who cares.

"'Shtir' your desire to sizzles."

But somehow they always catch on.

-Tag three "S's" to the end of that. -Three?

That's grammatically incorrect.

Grammatically incorrect. If so…

Then quadruple them, damn it!

Okay.

Where could she have gone?

Find her.

I tried. I looked everywhere.

So now I have to paint your nipples again?

Not again.

Hey, make sure your fun doesn't affect other people's work.

I was prepping her for the shoot.

Keeping them pert.

Tao, come meet Young Stallion.

This is Tao, my friend's niece.

This is Young Stallion, our hot new writer.

You two chat. I'll be back.

Young Tao… Hia's favorite niece.

Your reputation precedes you.

Honored to be in your presence.

I guess I'm the only honored one here.

That's okay.

I've read your stories.

They're just pussy-perfect cute.

You goth-ass baboon.

Think you're hot shit? You've met your match.

That was a compliment.

Just holler if you need help. I'm always down.

I'm coming.

You're almost done with school, aren't you?

If you flunk and your aunt finds out

you've been writing porn for me, she would kill me.

She won't find out now. I've been writing for a few years.

If I stop now, I'll be broke.

Don't you worry about my degree.

Let's rehearse.

I'll pass for sure.

This won't pass.

Categorizing romance doesn't prove anything.

If your work doesn't improve, you won't graduate.

PROF. USANA PATSUWAN

What's up? Why the long face?

Life sucks.

Here's something to cheer you up.

The last one was hotter.

No, Saengrawi was the hottest.

Do you remember that accident two years ago?

You guys are useless. Tits this, ass that.

Women should be cherished,

because they're beautiful, cheerful and pure.

Women dig gentlemen.

As if you're such a man.

Mui, how's it going?

Shove over.

What's wrong? Stressed out?

Here, I'll give you a back rub.

The report I have due is so difficult.

I don't really understand it.

Why didn't you tell me? I'll write it for you.

Hey, isn't that the guy who sent flowers to Mui?

-Where? -Over there.

Looks like a monkey.

He doesn't stand a chance.

Right, Mui?

I don't have any change. Come get it inside.

Does she live alone?

Her husband works in another province. He's rarely here.

Phan. Help me out. I'm lonely.

Who would've thought a motorcycle driver like me would lay a cougar this rich.

She rapidly ripped off our clothes.

And swallowed me whole like a sex-starved bitch.

Have some sausage. Your aunt gave me too many.

Tao. Hia's here.

What the hell! Even your hankie's saffron like a monk's robe.

Hello.

Hi, everyone. Food smells good.

Aad came from Lampang and brought these for you.

Is Tao being useful at your amulet magazine?

She's a hardworking girl. Don't you worry.

I've got to run, though. Business calls.

Okay.

Tao, give Uncle Sawaeng his food and two packs of water.

Jon, give me a hand so I can bring it all in one trip.

Okay.

Uncle Sawaeng's on the fifth floor, right?

Says who? He's on the sixth. So forgetful.

He lives next to that room, Tao.

Oh… that room.

Hey, Jon. Hurry up.

Here's your ice.

What's wrong? Is it your thesis?

I'm sick of work. I can't keep up. And I still have to deliver food.

I know what you mean. I feel pressed for time, too.

You? Pressed for time? Don't make me laugh.

Is the water heavy?

No sweat. When I was a monk, I had it harder.

Uncle Sawaeng. Your food's here.

Tao, come in.

Just put it on the table.

-And the water? -There.

Jon, you came at the right time. Tell me what this Buddhist term means.

You know, the group of protestors has accrued to thousands,

gathering in crowds at Sanam Luang despite this sweltering heat.

Kids have no space to fly their kites.

It is day six,

and Chalard Worachat's hunger strike is still ongoing.

You sure learnt a thing or two as a monk.

You two are still yapping away. I'm yawning.

Uncle Sawaeng.

-What? -Pay me 75 baht first.

Oh, you. All right.

It's all there.

Tao… can you see if there are any vacancies downstairs?

Why? You gonna move?

I can't stand the racket from next door anymore.

They're at it all night. I can't finish my mantras.

Come on, I know you like it.

I just want to live in peace.

Fine, I'll check for you.

-Make sure you don't forget. -Okay.

Do his neighbors drink all night?

You're better off not knowing.

Why?

Who lives there?

I don't know.

Hello.

What a hottie.

That's your type?

Not bad. You know a hottie like her? I've never seen her before.

It's not like that, Tao.

Her name is Koi. She's my neighbor Pong's sister-in-law.

She's still in school.

His wife asked her to help with housework.

Anyway, I feel sorry for him.

He's been jobless for months.

His wife has to support him. I wish I could help him somehow.

Not graphic enough.

You're a fool. This isn't a fairy tale.

You're about to get married, and you don't have a clue!

That night, I came back to my room.

I heard someone showering.

If it was my wife, we could get down and dirty.

But then, I heard another sound.

Like someone was eating spicy food.

I knew then that it wasn't my wife, but her sister, Koi.

Suddenly, I noticed light flickering through a small hole.

So I took a peek.

What appeared before my eyes was Koi's snow-white body.

I really hate her.

Koi, who looks at me with disdain

for being jobless and dependent on her sister

and for being classless and making her sister suffer through hardship.

Her naked curves caused my staff of fire to rise and burn the door down.

I can't take it anymore!

KOI: SLAVE OF MY DESIRE BY TAO DINDAENG

You're a genius. You finished it so quickly.

Piece of cake.

I don't know what I'd do without you.

No sweat. There's no problem I can't solve.

It's still not there. You don't get it.

Tell me something. Have you ever…

Come in.

We're all here.

-Come in so we can start the meeting. -Come in, guys.

-Hello. -Hi.

Hi.

I have something to show you.

Here.

Is this really her?

Of course. Straight from acting to porn.

It is her. Wow!

How?

Easy-peasy.

These photos suck.

Who's gonna cast her in movies now?

Hia.

You want me to take photos like this?

I can't afford anything this glossy.

But who can afford the cover price?

Everyone, I guess.

They're all sold out.

You don't know shit. They're selling like hot cakes and they're all gone.

Now, take a look at these.

We're in dire straits, gentlemen.

There's a new chief inspector. Don't know if he'd take bribes.

And our sales are plummeting.

Crappy mags like these are flooding our market.

Nevertheless, we must uphold our standards

and not stoop to their level.

And yet, we can't afford to spend more.

I guess there's only one way out.

We need to fulfill our readers' desires.

We need to spice things up with some new columns.

Any suggestions?

How about a gay experience column?

I can write that, Hia.

I can't stomach it.

Let's stick to normal human behavior.

Any other ideas?

Why don't we sell these? I shaped it myself.

What the heck is it?

It's called The Void, sir.

The Void?

Which way is up?

Seems risky.

Let's concentrate on our columns first? Anyone else?

How about publishing amateur nudes? Here are some samples.

We've got a big following among housewives.

Let them strut their stuff.

Not too shabby.

Good idea.

It provides release for both genders

and fits perfectly with our magazine's concept.

Not a bad idea.

Are we going to cut Dr. Porn's sex advice column?

No way. No matter what, it stays.

It serves a social role.

Remember this.

Our magazine upholds the fabric of Thai society.

Don't follow fads blindly and forget our roots.

Now get back to work.

And remember, Sayew serves Thai people's pleasure.

Sayew serves Thai people's pleasure!

Now you see the problems we face.

You have one more chance.

But if you fail, that's it.

I'm telling you, this tape's the shit. A sexpert like me was amazed.

For novices, it'll will blow their mind. There was the wheelbarrow and arching doe.

DR. PORN'S SEX ADVICE

Dear Dr. Porn, I'm a big fan of your column.

That's why I need your advice.

I'm crushing hard on this girl. Her name is Toy.

I'm serious about her, but I never say anything. I'm afraid of rejection.

I'm very shy.

This is my question. Is there a drug I can use to get her horny?

How much will it cost?

If we had sex, I'm sure she'd be mine.

Can you solve my problem?

Problems I can solve,

but rape I won't condone.

Drugs won't make her love you.

The best thing is to woo her.

Women love gentlemen.

Dear Dr. Porn, my measurements are 40-23-38.

I'm 172 centimeters tall and weigh 46 kilos.

I'm also fair-skinned. What do you think about that?

I take good care of my looks and I'm comfortable with my body.

Everyone staring whenever I walk by is proof of my beauty.

What should I do to become a nude model?

Your measurements are stupendous.

I'm only a 37.

Send me a few shots showing off your face and figure.

A swimsuit shot would be great. The editor is keen on you.

You'll be the next cover girl.

Dear Dr. Porn…

Can a girl get pregnant if she has sex within a week after her period?

And if she was on the rag, what then?

What about you?

Let me think about it.

What if I wore a condom? Is there a risk then?

Please tell me all the risks.

Sex during her period isn't risky but might be bad for the girl.

And if the condom didn't break, your risk is low.

But are you sure you slipped it on correctly?

Dear Dr. Porn,

I'm a plain single woman.

My problem is…

One of my co-workers keeps flirting with me.

He's very sweet.

LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE

He says he loves me even though he's married.

Late at night, when we're alone,

he tries to feel me up.

Sometimes I get aroused.

I'm afraid I'll give in one day.

I never wanted to be a mistress. What should I do?

Girls never win by messing with married men.

And these men are horny bastards, dissatisfied with one woman.

I'd steer clear of trouble.

There are so many other virgin single men out there for you.

Dear Dr. Porn, I'm in love with this woman.

But I'm just a shy salesman,

so I don't dare approach her.

Right now, my heart's about to burst.

She gives sex advice. Her initial is P.

I've followed her column from the start. As time passes, my passion grows.

Judging from her writing, she must be sexy.

I'd like to be with her.

Do you think I stand a chance, Sexy Doctor?

I'll patiently await your answer. Love, Anonymous.

Dear Anonymous…

Your lust… No,

your question…

I think…

I think…

Uncle Porn…

Do you ever get lonely?

Where would I find the time to be lonely with all my work?

Have you ever had writer's block?

Having trouble writing, are we?

Our job is to fuel people's fantasies.

But sometimes we must fantasize ourselves.

DOCTOR'S LICENSE REVOKED BY MEDICAL BOARD

Like my sexy doctor persona.

Must we have experienced what we fantasize about?

Be patient.

Experience takes time and shouldn't be rushed.

Tell me, have you ever read our magazine?

Give it a read.

How can you write without understanding who it's for and what it's about?

And remember, we create ready-made experiences.

Ready-made experiences?

That's right. All types of pornography

are ready-made experiences.

MASTURBATION

TEENAGERS CRAVE LOVE - THREESOME GIRLS

I'd like one ticket.

It's 25 baht.

Let's get a room.

Okay.

What the heck?

What a rip-off! No tits and ass, and the scenes were swapped.

Who cares? No one's here to watch the film.

Just my luck. Sticky floors and no tits.

A-ha, Tao.

Came to watch a porno, did we?

What! No. I came to buy noodles but the store was closed.

I'm only teasing. Where are you headed?

Home. What's it to you?

Hia told me that we live close by. Let me be your ride.

I'm fine. I have feet.

I guess you're scared to straddle my bike.

You wish. I just don't need a ride.

Fine, I give up. Have it your way.

I don't like to force people.

Hold on.

I changed my mind.

I'm too lazy to wait for the bus.

I knew you'd give in. Hop on.

Come on, just straddle it.

Sit tight.

You drive like a maniac!

This is nothing! Hang on to me.

Can't you drive any slower?

Life in the slow lane just ain't fun.

You only live once.

You might as well push the limits.

Stop, you'll miss the turn.

What are you doing? Try that again and I'll sock you.

Felt so soft on my back.

Let go.

I said let go. Can't you hear me?

You take life too seriously.

Go out and enjoy yourself. Or time will find your heart cold.

Beware of your cold heart, vampire…

Toodle-oo!

Wiseass!

Protests against the military dictator are heating up…

Good, you're here. Please give the manager my old key.

In case he wants to inspect my apartment.

Is your new room quieter?

Much better.

I can pray in peace now.

Here it is.

Now they can scream to their heart's content.

The police, led by Black Hand, shot dead three thieves.

Once again, Black Hand lays down the law with his gun.

Murder, schmurder! Switch to the soaps.

Why? It's the news.

But there's never any good news.

One bullet's all it takes!

That's my hero.

Are you mental? Your shirt was perfectly fine.

I hear it's all the rage.

I see. You wanna be cool and be in a gang, huh?

Are you trying to impress a chick?

Chicks don't dig dudes like you.

I guess you're right.

What's up with you?

One comment and you cave in.

You're such a wimp.

But you're right… No one digs me.

You're so lame.

Treat it as a challenge.

If you need tips to get a girl, just ask me.

To get a girl, you've gotta give it your all.

Come here.

Come on.

One more time.

This hasn't improved.

You ignored my comments.

You need to understand

how romances use language to manipulate the reader's fantasies.

Are you listening?

Stick to your thesis on the relationship between Thai literature and Thai life.

If not, you won't pass your thesis defense.

My professor stroked my ripped and ready body.

She breathed in my ear…

"For this, I'll grant you an A."

She shed her angel wings

and laid down on the table, allowing me to examine her.

"If you perform OT like this every night, you'll definitely get your bonus."

Aside from pork buns,

her hot buns were included with the combo meal.

She cleaned my entire body from head to toe.

She slapped cuffs on me and handed me a hot sex ticket.

She provided hot after-sales service in bed without charging 7% VAT.

Her cooking was spicy, but her sex was even spicier.

What a loser!

The original version was much better.

You hate every version but watch them every night.

Aren't you sick of the plot?

Who cares? When you're beat and broke in this shit economy,

anything on TV is better than thinking about debts and how to make a living.

Anyways, this guy is all talk, no action.

Why doesn't he just rape her and get it over with?

Are you endorsing immoral behavior?

Of course not. We just shouldn't be inhibited.

We should go out and get what we want.

Are you sure?

Of course.

Seems risky.

There's a live show in there.

We'd be idiots to pass it up.

Or are you chicken?

It's not that.

Fine. If you're scared, I'll go alone then.

Tao, why don't I climb first?

The room looks empty.

It's not. They only come at night.

There's nothing here.

Look!

Keep your voice down.

A whole handful.

What's this?

It vibrates.

I see. A foot massager.

It feels good. Wanna try?

I'll pass.

Where should we hide?

I'm cramped.

Give me some room.

I can't. I'm against the wall.

I'm bored. Where are they?

It's 1 a.m. I guess they're not coming. Let's leave.

Tao, they're here.

You make me so hot.

Miss you so much.

It's Black Hand.

Honey.

Honey.

Like what you see?

You can sniff me now. I'm all bare.

Catch me if you can. Hurry. Catch me.

Come on.

Catch me now.

I got you now.

Good boy.

Nowhere to hide.

Come and get it.

Like it?

Come on.

Come here.

It just won't wake up.

Don't get upset. Let's try something else.

Turn over. Here's your favorite toy.

It's no use. Nothing can help!

It's okay. Hush now.

We've tried everything.

All because of the bomb in that damned war.

I've got nothing left.

Be still, love.

I'm the Black Hand.

A hero. How can I show my face?

My wife left me.

I'm not a man.

But you've still got me. Be still.

We can just hold each other again tonight.

Come on, lie down.

PREMATURE EJACULATION

Hello.

Who's this?

Tao, is that you?

What?

The story's not finished?

Which one?

Don't worry.

Take your time.

It's okay.

I'm in a rush. No, I'm in no rush.

Take your time. Bye.

I gotta flee now.

…the position of prime minister

to defend Buddhism from its enemies.

By assembling data on trends in Thai fiction,

I found that 86% of romances crossed class boundaries.

50% of the time, the man is wealthy and the woman is poor.

Wikanda.

Wikanda! What is the point of all this data?

That different authors have different writing styles?

What connects all the figures?

What is their social role?

Fuck. I'm dogged by bad luck. I need a monk's blessings.

It'll work out.

Keep calm and you'll see clearly.

What do you know? My life's a mess right now.

A mess? Like how?

They tore my thesis apart. I might not graduate.

Deal with one thing at a time.

Fix it and move on to the next.

The magazine I write for might be shut down.

Don't worry. I'm sure it'll survive.

And my hero, Black Hand, turned out to be a dud.

Nonsense. I think it's great.

Even though his wife left him, he still has someone who loves him.

How romantic.

Damn it! Why are you so upbeat?

Why didn't you stay a monk? Why did you enroll in university?

The science major gently places his hand on Mui's white, smooth thigh,

slowly stroking upwards, arousing her.

She unconsciously spreads her legs wide.

She fails to see their car turning into an hourly motel.

The pubescent, innocent Mui

was tricked by the science major, a wolf in sheep's clothing,

into this dubious situation.

I understand now. Men and women are polar opposites.

All men suck.

Mui!

How did you find me?

Mui, I saw you in that guy's car the other day.

What were you up to?

Nothing. We bumped into each other so he invited me to dinner.

After that, he dropped me home.

What did you think we were doing?

I thought…

Mui laid on the plush bed in the motel room.

Her clothes were in disarray, revealing her soft, full breasts.

My desire to strip her naked

and revel in her taut flesh grew.

What are you doing? Stop it.

Don't be scared.

This is your first time, right? I'll make it special.

I'm scared.

Don't be. Try it once and you'll love it.

You're jealous, aren't you?

What's wrong?

Why is it so weak?

That wasn't so hot!

Damn, maybe I'm not…

DYKE GETS DICKED BY YOUNG STALLION

AND A TOMBOY LIKE OH GOT HER FIRST DOSE OF COCK

Who's the owner?

Not me.

Then who?

He's abroad.

What's this?

Shots of my wife I took for fun.

The armed forces' supreme commander released

the National Peacekeeping Council's first mandate

that forbids citizens from joining any gatherings and protests

for public order because the protests are backed by some ill-wishers.

Hia's been arrested.

You can't all see him at once.

What's wrong? He's right there.

But this is…

Hia Kung Fu, how are you? We'll get you out.

Hia's gone into hiding.

"Greetings, gentlemen. I apologize for running off."

But this time, the cops mean business. At least I've got a fall guy arranged.

I've taken a beating with the last few issues.

Sometimes ideals go against market forces and even the law.

It pains me to quit publishing Sayew even though it's just print on paper.

I know that we're all proud of it

and that it provides our readers bliss.

Though the magazine is shut down, I'll return.

May everyone go their separate ways for now.

"May God be with you."

Is this really it?

Every party has to end.

It's time to face reality. Right?

Does everyone have somewhere to go?

I'm sticking to porn.

Cherry Poppin' needs a writer.

Cherry Poppin'?

Are you sure?

It's wilder than Animal Planet. That's a bad idea.

It's challenging and exciting to me.

When will you settle down? You should plan your future.

Life without plans. This is my future.

Suit yourself. Let's split up then.

-Bye. -Bye.

-Bye. -Good luck, guys.

Good luck with everything.

What should I do?

You should study so you can graduate.

Your thesis won't write itself.

Haven't you been helping at Hia's magazine lately?

You need to work harder.

Look at Hia.

He started with nothing and now he's well-to-do.

Or Jon. He's an orphan,

but he's worked hard for his scholarship.

He'll go far.

You should finish school

and lead a normal life. Get married and teach.

Does it have to be that way?

What if I don't want to be a teacher?

If you don't become a teacher, what will you be?

LOSING IT

-Where are you going? -Dropping off work for Hia.

I thought Sayew was busted?

You heard?

Going to see that biker?

I'll go with you.

What for?

He seems dangerous.

Danger's good. It makes life vibrant.

Are you that bored? Just enjoy things as they are.

I'm not like you. I can't stand being boring like you!

What are you doing here?

Returning the porno.

Come in a sec.

I'd be a rude host if my guests stayed in the hallway.

Or are you scared…

I'm not.

A cup of coffee?

Be back in a jiffy. I'm out of cream.

THE YOUNG GIRL ON FIRE

INNOCENT JOY HESITANTLY CROSSED…

FAMOUS DOCTOR DRUGS PATIENTS FOR SEX

LOPPED-OFF PENIS…

TEN SIZZLING SEX ACTS

MOTEL BROTHEL RAID FINDS 11-YEAR-OLD…

Do you take sugar?

Two spoons. Two.

Innocent Joy

hesitantly crossed the point of no return.

He pours the tasteless and odorless sex potion

into her cold orange juice.

She takes a big gulp,

knowing that in a few moments,

it will plunge her into a dark, bizarre world she's never experienced.

Her vision begins to cloud.

The world becomes fuzzy.

She loses motor control.

Her surroundings begin to spin.

Her head throbs.

Her heavy lids slowly roll down over her eyes.

She sinks into a deep darkness.

When Joy regains consciousness,

she finds herself lying in a strange room.

The walls are a deep red.

The lights are dim. There's a mirror on the ceiling.

As her eyes adjust, she sees her reflection in the mirror.

She's wearing an S&M suit. She's scared to death!

Here's your steaming brew. Sorry for the wait.

Can I work at Cherry Poppin' too?

I don't think so.

Failing to finish a porno doesn't qualify you.

This is the real deal, baby.

Stop.

My life isn't for you.

You have another life waiting for you.

My name is Tao.

I'm a country girl, but I moved to Bangkok,

where I live with my aunt.

I'm almost 20 years old,

but I'm still just an ordinary girl

who enjoys fantasizing and making up stories

to spice up all our boring lives.

I've never accepted mundane life,

the reality of an uneventful life as a woman.

One day, a certain man made me realize

that the mundane

holds a genuine, loving warmth.

Jon.

But that realization may have come too late.

SAYEW

His loving gaze made my heart beat fast.

I could sense his true feelings,

the care he's always lavished upon me.

Tao, why are you sitting in the dark?

I'm bored. Let's watch soaps?

Damn, it's over.

In the refreshing rain,

we enjoyed a long, deep kiss

as a promise that, from this moment on,

our hearts would never part from each other.

THE END

TWISTED LOVE - T. WIKANDA

DAYDREAMS

BANGKOK 2002

That night, I found my true self.

I wrote a novel,

and that novel totally changed my life.

I became a best-selling romance novelist.

Hia Kung Fu is back.

After going into hiding, who would've thought

that The Void would make him rich enough to return.

He'd met Pol Sopong, a talented nude photographer.

They enjoyed a glorious comeback, publishing nighttrip.

Hia expanded into a publishing group that publishes my books as well.

He maintains the same old ideals.

But he's adapted them to his readers' changing tastes.

Hey, Tao.

I sold the movie rights for your book.

Yes. Twisted Love.

I've got good news.

They want to make a TV drama out of it.

You're so famous now.

He even has plans to host a website, motel69.net, to meet his readers' needs.

Sex has become a social norm,

but sexual confusion still remains.

For some, like myself, it's a passing phase.

But for others, it's a lifelong commitment.

-Next month, we're getting married. -Really?

And some people are still on a quest to find ever more exciting lives.

As for myself, I discovered excitement

and incredible adventure in everyday life.

But there are still times

when I get bored and dream of running away.

DARARAI

SEXY

SASSY

DARARAI SUPERSPY

Sometimes I forget how lucky I am.

I have a job I love that pays me to dream.

And a loving family to boot.

THE END

So picture-perfect. Could it all be a dream?