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Ah! Doctor! Sorry to interrupt!

What are you working on?

Oh, uh...

I'm journaling.

I've been looking for something to fulfil me and I've found...

This works.

Well, you should write in yourjournal that you were wrong.

Remember how it was your idea to help someone I didn't care about

to prove I could be god?

- No. - Well, it didn't work.

Because I ended up caring for him so...

Back to square one.

You know,

I've found

the best way to get answers can be to look to the past.

We met because of a case.

Which I'm realizing I don't know a lot about.

Those details might be enlightening.

For you, of course.

Okay, well...

A friend of mine had been murdered. Someone I cared about quite a bit.

Delilah, right? The singer?

She was a patient of mine.

That's right.

That's right. It was the first time that Chloe and I met.

We caught the killer.

Record producer was trying to profit from Delilah's death.

- Tell me about him. - Oh, well, he was a...

Vile, horrid little man. He was the worst.

He's perfect.

Perfect for what?

Well, I don't want to fall into the trap of caring about someone again, so

who better to help than someone I hate?

Oh, doctor, you're a genius!

This totally makes up for your earlier bad advice.

What was his name? Why was he horrid?

Do you remember anything else about the case?

Ah! You're here.

Where else would I be?

Good point.

How far do you think a frog could fall and live?

Sounds like a fun experiment. For us. Less the frog.

You're welcome to use my penthouse if you wish.

I'm not going to do that, Lucifer.

So, is this amphibious fellow your latest suspect?

I think this frog is something else entirely.

I think it could be tied to something big.

Really big.

Something mind,

body and soul-altering.

But I'm not ready to reveal it just yet.

Because I think it might make me sound a bit kooks.

Unless you really want to know...

I respect your privacy, Ms. Lopez.

Besides, I'm working on something very important myself.

- And I need your help. - Oh, sure.

I'm looking for a criminal,

who should still be in the police system.

Oh, I can look him up for you.

What's their name?

Jimmy Barnes.

Last I heard, he's in some sort of insane asylum.

Kind of my bad. But trust me, he had it coming.

Oh, well I found him.

But...

Well, see for yourself.

Hey, Lucifer. You know, I was thinking uh...

Maybe it's best if I put amenadiel's necklace back in the...

In the safe.

- Are you going somewhere? - I am, indeed.

Now, which do you prefer? The iconic white?

Or pomegranate for more of an original sin vibe?

- The white? - That's what I was thinking.

An occasion like this requires the classic look.

Wait...

What occasion?

Well, I went to see the doctor again,

and I realized if I'm going to be god, then I need to help someone that I hate.

So, I am going to help Jimmy Barnes of all people.

Jimmy Barnes?

The same Jimmy Barnes who killed your friend and-and...

Who went insane when he saw your devil face?

Throw in his rather tremendous five-head,

and you've described him to a t.

Well, I hate to tell you this, but he died

a year ago in a mental hospital.

Yeah, I know that, too.

So, I'm just going to pop down to hell to see him.

It's almost easier this way really.

Oh, okay!

So, when do we leave?

No, no, no! This is a terrible idea.

Worst I've heard since some genius decided to cancel bones.

- Why? - Oh, where do I start?

That show was the perfect combination of procedure and banter...

No I mean... Lucifer!

I'm talking about me going down to hell.

Well, first and foremost,

it's never been done, probably because mortals can't go down there.

Not when they are alive anyway.

I'm not even sure if you'd survive the trip.

And...

But even if you did, the place is full of terrible dangers.

It's... well, it's hell.

So, why don't you go home? Put your feet up. I'll pop this back...

Lucfien

this makes me incredibly strong.

So, shouldn't it help me survive a trip to hell, you know?

Well...

Actually yes, I suppose it would.

But I'm not sure it's worth the risk. This isn't your problem, Chloe.

Listen to me, Jimmy Barnes shot me in the chest.

I almost died, Lucifer.

Oh, I remember!

I hate the bastard. I mean, he truly is perfect for this.

Okay, so listen, if I'm meant to be god's consultant,

I should know everything, right?

I mean...

We are partners, aren't we?

That we are.

All right.

Come on.

- Whoa, right now? - There's no time like the present.

Okay, let's do it.

I will never get tired of that.

- Ready? - Ready.

Okay.

I'm back.

Yeah, okay. So I held up my end of the deal.

- Now, you... - Lucifer, look out!

There's a-there's a- there's a crazy angel here!

She's going to kill you!

Lucifer, you're in danger!

There's an evil, mean, murder angel right here!

What are you doing?

I'm foiling your plan.

I fooled you didn't I, huh?

You thought I'd help you kill Lucifer, but I learned my lesson.

I'm not here to help you.

- I'm here to stop you. - And how are you going to do that?

What the hell?

How are you doing this?

I'm not.

I don't understand.

You literallyjust-just carried me up here in your arms.

Yeah, isure did.

From hell.

And now we're in the land of the living.

And you, uh...

Aren't.

Your body is worm food.

- You're just a... - A ghost?

Yeah.

Well, why didn't you tell me this would happen?

Why didn't you tell me you were going to betray me?

- That's different. - Whatever.

Anyway, clearly, Lucifer's not home.

But... I can wait.

I'd say pull up a chair, but, you know.

So, each one of these doors leads to a different hell loop?

Yes.

Oh, come on.

It's best not to dwell.

Lucifer.

What is that?

That is my throne.

It looks so lonely.

It was.

It was.

What is it?

Well, I can't seem to find Jimmy's hell loop.

He should be right around here.

Um, do they move?

They're not supposed to.

Something's off.

You don't want to get trapped into someone's hell loop. Trust me.

Been there, done that.

Stabbed my brother to death a million times.

Ah! It's down this way.

Baby, close your eyes

walkin' through the fire for the first time

oh, my dear!

Standin' in the clear caught in the cross fire.

I'm looking for amenadiel.

Just_

- "Amenadiel", apparently that's it. - That's me!

- That's your full name? - God given.

- I'm officer Harris. - And you thought my name was weird.

Because 'officer' is uh...

I mean, I know that's not yourfull name...

You're here for amenadiel's first day of field training.

- I knew you were softie. - Shut your mouth, Ellen.

I'm only here to learn what I can use to make fun of him.

Who's the brick wall?

Oh, man!

Sonia is his training officer?

Talk about drawing the short straw.

- Why? - Because she is a real hard ass.

Tough as hell.

I mean, most of her trainees wash-out.

- Really? - Yep.

Good luck, amenadiel.

See ya, maze.

So, how are you going to help Jimmy, I mean...

How do you help somebody who's in hell?

That I don't know the answer to yet.

Good thing I brought my partner with me, isn't it?

Ah! This is it.

Even his door is vile.

Ah, now, remember.

Every hell loop is different, so we could be in for anything.

I'm ready.

Well, I hope so,

because knowing Jimmy, it's probably quite twisted and terrifying.

Good news is, I shall be in complete...

Control?

Oh, wow.

- Chloe, is my chin... - Butt-like?

I was going to say this amazing in real life. "Butt-like?"

So turning into cartoons...

This uh, this isn't normal?

Definitely...

Definitely not.

Huh. You did drive Jimmy insane.

Maybe that's why you had a hard time finding the door earlier.

And why this hell loop is different.

Oh no! No, no, no! This is terrible!

- Because you broke Jimmy Barnes' brain? - I'm a smoothie!

- Nothing, look! - Oh!

Oh, I'm sure it won't stay that way.

Right?

Right.

Right. Of course.

Ooh! Whoa!

This feels so weird.

Wait, is this because I have amenadiel's necklace or...

Oh, well, because I'm a cartoon?

Oh, gosh! You know what? Who cares?

- Oh! No, Chloe! - Oh, this is amazing!

- Chloe! - Oh, no!

Chloe!

I can't believe I'm saying this but...

Look, I think we need to focus.

Hmm. Yes, Jimmy Barnes.

Well, if you were wondering how to help Jimmy,

I think we have our answer.

You broke him, and now you can fix him.

Good idea.

And... you know what?

I think I've been here before.

Aha!

This is the moment I crashed Jimmy's wedding.

Right after you and I met, in fact.

If there is anyone here who would oppose this whole...

Oh, hello. This is my cue.

Now get ready, Chloe, 'cause I make quite the entrance.

- Speak now or forever hold... - Excuse me.

Now, I have a problem.

Jimmy Barnes.

Remember me?

That is quite the entrance.

Is that supposed to be me?

Allow me to introduce myself.

- Lucifer morningstar. - Oh!

Oh, that's absurd.

And his chin definitely looks like a butt.

You know what? Screw Jimmy Barnes.

I'm out.

You're probably wondering why I signed up for this.

Not really.

Yeah, well, I have a son now, and, uh,

I want to make the world a better place for him,

for everyone, actually.

So I want you to know that I'm in it for the long haul,

really committed.

For what exactly?

Well...

Putting criminals away.

Police officer needs assistance.

594 on the corner of barrington and...

594? That's vandalism.

This is car 77. I'm right around the corner. I got this.

Copy, 77.

Hey, officer, what's up?

Hey, thanks for coming.

We caught a perp spraying some pretty foul graffiti.

Okay, we'll take him.

It was horrifying.

Never look at the elderly in the same way again.

All right, well, we'll take it from here.

I close my eyes and they're still there.

I think they'll always be there.

Lucifer, we can't just leave.

Oh, yeah?

Watch my cartoon keister do just that and not the one on my bloody chin.

Ow!

Look, I know this makes helping Jimmy all the more difficult,

- but maybe it makes the goal... - All the more worthy.

You're right. Of course, you are. What are you looking at?

I'm still new to this, but do the doors normally disappear?

I'm sure it's not a problem.

I'll just summon a new one.

Nothing.

Not only can I not summon the door,

I don't feel the normal control I have in hell.

Lucifer, what are you saying?

I think we may be trapped in here.

I won't stand for this.

Lucifer?

Come on!

Bloody cartoon logic.

Lucifer?

- Whoa! - Lucifer!

Get your own fingers rounded...

Oh!

It's, uh, yeah, there's nothing.

Nothing down there.

Oh, come on.

Right.

We really are trapped in here.

Maybe not.

We came here to help Jimmy Barnes, right?

Well, if we stabilize him mentally,

maybe you can regain control of his hell loop.

- Hey. - Hey.

A-hoy! It looks like the next loop is starting up.

- Are you ready? - I am.

But did you like his chest hair?

Because I could grow out a tuft like that if...

No, I'm good. Thank you.

- Right. Of course. - Great.

So, um, you in the front, baldy.

You look strong and very ready for battle.

You look like you could kick ass, man.

And win any fight.

Criminals probably cry when they see you coming.

Listen, I know her.

No, you don't. Random dude I've never met.

I'm sorry. I don't know what she's doing or why she's doing it.

Goddammit, amenadiel. We got this.

We didn't have anything, maze.

Guess this is some crazy plan of hers to somehow make me look good?

Well, she made you look good by committing vandalism.

Which is illegal.

Right, but it is just graffiti, though, right?

Right.

Textbook gateway misdemeanor.

- Next up, armed robbery. - Oh, that sounds nice.

- Then murder. - Been there, done that.

- She's kidding. - I don't kid.

You said you wanted to catch criminals,

so we caught one and we're taking her to prison.

Yeah, but that seems a bit excessive. She's harmless.

Mostly.

Once a criminal, always a criminal.

I mean, if you don't know that, then maybe you're not cut out for this job.

Well, then I guess I'm not because I will never think that way.

I hope so.

Here's your stop.

What?

Really?

This isn't prison.

A women's shelter, seriously?

Seems like you're going through some stuff.

There's good people here.

They might be able to give you the help you need.

I thought you were supposed to be tough. What the hell is this?

This is police work.

Excuse me.

Now, I have a problem. Jimmy...

All right,

let's get this absurd character assassination over with, shall we?

You are short, sweaty and altogether fugly.

Did you actually say that?

Well, maybe some of the details are accurate.

You're only holding her back.

I never said that.

See, I'm being slandered.

This homunculus is a human stain.

Okay, that is a little abridged, but me again.

Shall we interrupt this tirade?

Remind me, what is this? A wedding or...

Uh, excuse me.

I'm in the middle of, uh, doing one of my performances.

All right, let's do this.

Maybe this isn't so bad.

That's it. That's it. Yeah.

Ooh, dig in the nuts. In the nuts.

Bingo.

- Not the horns, not the horns. - Very good, Chloe.

Ow! Ow, ow, ow.

- Apple juice? - Well, this place can go itself.

Look, if you don't mind wrapping it up.

Nah na, na, na, na, nah-na.

All right.

Very good, Chloe.

Jimmy, let's chat.

It's you.

You ruined my wedding.

Come on, Jimmy.

This... this is your torture.

Was me interrupting your sham wedding

really the worst thing that ever happened to you?

Listen, are you sure we want to go somewhere worse?

Since this hell loop is broken, I fear the only way out is in.

We need to go deeper.

Get to the real source of it all.

Come on, Jimmy.

Show me your real hell.

This is definitely worse.

Dude, you almost got it.

- I saw it move. - Really?

Okay, fine.

So I can't call for help.

But you know what?

I don't need to.

Are you going to run through me again?

Because honestly, it kind of tickles.

No, I don't need to, because once Lucifer gets here,

it's gonna be a bloodbath for you.

Oh, yeah.

I mean, come on.

The dude's the king of hell.

He's super strong and invulnerable.

He's basically the most dangerous being in the entire universe.

How the hell do you plan to fight that?

Oh, wow, you have wings.

Lucifer's got 'em too.

What are you gonna do? Fan him to death?

Okay, that's... that's different.

Anything else?

Listen, I understand that you want to kill Lucifer.

Hell, I tried to kill him.

But I came to realize that he's actually a really good guy.

And whatever is going on with you,

whatever pain that you're dealing with,

let's just-just talk about it.

I know what it feels like to be in pain and want to hurt someone.

But the person who gets hurt the most...

Is always yourself.

- Dan. - Yeah.

How did you almost kill Lucifer?

I'm serious.

Me too.

I overestimated him.

Look, you're clearly going through something

and all I'm saying is that I'm here to listen.

In that case...

I meant to you.

To your feelings.

This here's a jam for all the fellas

tryin' to do what those ladies tell us

Well, at least we're normal again.

Indeed.

This hell loop is very '80s.

- Even for the time. - Yabba-dabba-do-me!

The devil is back.

Huh. Is your control back too?

No, still nothing.

Look at the storefronts.

They have no doors.

Jimmy's soul must be still on the Fritz.

Right. We need to find that little monster and sort this out.

This is more than 30 years ago.

How are we ever going to recognize him?

I wouldn't worry about that because I would know that fivehead anywhere.

Come on.

You're on a mission and you're wishin'

someone could cure your lonely condition

looking for love in all the wrong places

This isn't the store that we followed Jimmy into.

Hell loops from a lunge of nightmares and greatest hits.

A touch of the surreal can do wonders for the torture.

Oh, speaking of torture,

Guyliner.

Really, what were they thinking?

- What? - Nothing.

All right, a toast.

To Wednesday's child's first single,

Going platinum.

Oh, yeah, Wednesday's child.

They had that one hit wonder, you remember?

Like...

Dat dat duh, uh-oh-oh-oh

- duh, duh-uh... - Hey.

Oh, what are you looking for? A clue?

Forgot the '80s weren't all bad.

Guys, come on.

I know, uh, moody is a part of your brand,

but this is something to celebrate.

This is only the beginning.

To our first success, and so many more to come.

Yeah, about that.

You're fired, dude.

What?

- What are you talking about? - I'm sorry, Jimmy.

Your sound is so mainstream.

We... We want to make real music.

Truth is...

- You're only holding me back. - Holding me back.

Holding me back.

- Is that normal? - Absolutely not.

"You're only holding me back."

That's one of the things the devil-monster

said to Jimmy in the cartoon.

-Remember? 4ndeed.

Yeah, yeah.

Well, you didn't hear from me,

but Wednesday's child are total frauds.

That's why I backed out on them.

All their riffs are stolen.

Hell hath no fury like a record producer scorned.

So if you want to be gagging on legal fees for the next 20 years...

Exactly, you're welcome.

What is your damage?

None of that stuff you said is true.

We were both in the studio when they recorded 'horny bunny.'

they're even helping me with my ep.

Well, if you love them so much, why don't you go and join them?

This isn't about sides, Jimmy.

You need to call them back. You're better than this.

You're right. I am.

I'm better than you.

I deserve better than you. Better than all of this.

Now, get the hell out.

So who is the woman with the guitar?

Jimmy's first love?

Maybe his first client?

I don't know. But whoever she is, she...

She hurt him, rejected him.

I think I see what's going on here.

Who are you?

- How'd you get in here? - You're afraid of being abandoned.

So you pushed her away before she could do it to you.

You don't get it.

All anybody ever wants from me is what I could give them,

record deals, money, fame...

Or is that all you ever offer them?

You're trying so hard to be what you think they desire.

But that's not what's important.

Jimmy, tell me. What is it you truly desire?

I don't want her to go.

Well then, for once, go after her.

Lucifer, look.

You did it.

- You helped him. - Did I?

Well, the door's back.

That must mean Jimmy's fixed.

But we still don't know who that mystery woman is.

We still don't know what's at the heart of his torment.

You really want to see this through, huh?

I think I have to.

Okay.

Is that Jimmy?

That cartoon.

Oh, the style is quite familiar.

This must be the heart of his torture.

Oh, she's his mother.

Just watch your cartoons, Jimmy, and everything will be fine.

I'll be right back.

He's only holding you back.

She never came back, did she?

How long did he sit here?

Hours, days?

Poor, Jimmy.

He must have felt so alone.

Child protective services.

- All right, come on. - No!

- Come with us. - Please, I can't leave.

If I leave, my mom won't be able to find me.

She's coming back.

- Come on. - Please. No!

She's coming back.

Stop!

Wait. Do you have your control back?

Apparently so.

Jimmy, I can't get you out of hell. Only you can do that.

I'm not even sure if you deserve

to get out of here after what you've done.

But...

I now see the pain behind the terrible decisions

that you made in life.

It doesn't excuse them, but I understand them now.

Lucifer...

The cartoons.

They are his comfort.

It's why he imagined them as his torture.

They are a lifeline when he's scared.

I came here to help you, Jimmy.

Then you tell me your desire.

I don't want her to go.

At the time being, this...

Well, this will have to suffice.

We should go.

I know that was so hard.

And honestly, I cannot wait to get home.

But, Lucifer, before we go...

I have to see Dan.

Of course. It's this way.

This is so eerie.

Are you all right?

The whole point of this was to see if I could help someone

that I hated.

But the truth is, despite everything Jimmy Barnes did, I care about him now.

Sorry it didn't work out.

No, as you said, I mean, I thought it was a bad thing

that I grew to like Carol.

But maybe it's like you were saying. Maybe that was a good thing as is this.

Because if I can grow to like Jimmy Barnes of all people...

Then you can grow to care about anybody.

And if I don't care about anyone, then I can help anyone.

- Uh-huh. So does this mean... - I think so.

Ironically, we're in hell. And finally, I'm ready to be god.

Wait. Where's Daniel?

Maze, what were you thinking?

You could have screwed everything up for me.

Hey, from what I could tell, I am the whole reason you passed

that lame reverse psychology test, so you're welcome.

All right, listen. Her methods aren't lame, okay?

She has a high trainee dropout rate because she's actually trying

to find people who are in it for the right reasons.

Yeah, whatever, bro.

Why would you even think that I couldn't handle myself?

Is that really how little you think of me?

Don't lay your insecurities on me.

I was trying to help you.

- I asked you why, mazikeen? - Honestly, Why do you even care?

- Because... - Because what?

Because you thought it would be funny? Because you thought I would fail?

- Because... - Because I'm your friend, amenadiel.

And I'm sorry if I didn't go about it in the most ideal way

- or whatever. I was just trying to... - Thank you.

Thank you.

Like, I said, you're welcome.

Mazikeen, I...

Listen, this is important to me.

Really important, you know, so.

- Please, just... - Okay.

I will not make fun of you.

I promise.

- I don't believe you. - You shouldn't.

I checked the silver city.

He's not there.

But don't worry.

Daniel probably got lost in one of dromoses keggers.

I shall pop back down and I will find him.

I promise, Chloe.

Daniel, I've been looking everywhere for you.

- What on earth are you doing on... - Lucifer, watch out!

Finally, after all these years I've spent hating you

for what you did to me, finally, I can have my revenge.

Okay.

I have no idea who you are, so.

You're not one of my siblings. Who are you?

I'm your daughter.