All language subtitles for Lucifer.S02E11.BDRip.x264

Previously on Lucifer...

- Lucifer: You slept with my...
- Dan: Whoa!

I know you had Boris killed.
And John Decker.

Aw, such a shame

- there's no evidence, right?
- You see, the Russians,

they don't like it when
one of their own is taken out

without permission.

Maze: I didn't think
you had it in you.

I'm impressed.

You want Perry to go to jail,

call Lucifer a liar.

"A liar"?

Chloe: Lucifer is not a liar.

He is the...

Best partner I have ever had.

And I can only hope
that he can count on me

as much as I count on him.

Your father put her here.

In Lucifer's path.

It means Chloe's
not an obstacle.

She's how we'll get it all back.

Detective...

What you said today
in the courtroom...

It was the truth.

J'j'

What?

Well, I-I got you burgers and
fries but I forgot the ketchup.

I hate ketchup.

Foolish condiment.

Woman: Lucifer!

Hello!

This is your flight
attendant speaking.

Please buckle up.

Jana?

I didn't know you
were expecting company.

I wasn't. I...

Surprise layover in L.A.,

I thought we could
rack up some miles.

She's welcome to join,
if she's game.

Excuse me.

Wait. No... detective.

I had no idea that
jana was coming over.

It's okay. I'll let
you two catch up.

Detective, please! Come on.

I mean, we were...
We were having a moment.

Don't be angry.

I'm not angry.

I'm... glad she showed up.

- Lucifer: You are?
- Chloe: Yeah.

She just kept me
from making a big mistake.

Detective!

I... jana...

Wheels up, captain?

I'm afraid this
flight's grounded.

J“ as long as you are mine j“

j“ as long as you are mine j“

j“ as long as you are mine. J“

you want some juice
with your eggs, honey?

I don't like eggs.

What?

Since when don't you like eggs?

They're a wondrously scrumptious
start to your day.

Give me that.

Who got you this? Maze?

They're my favorite.

Please, please, mommy?

Honey...

Okay. But only because
I missed story time.

Were you working last night?

Uh, no.

I had a little dinner.

With who?

Uh, Lucifer.

Oh.

So if you weren't working,

was it, like, a date?

With flowers and candles
and songs about naked stuff?

No! Definitely no.

It wasn't a... it wasn't a date.
It-it really wasn't.

Then why are your cheeks
getting red, mommy?

My cheeks aren't getting red...

Check it out.

Oh. Yeah. I had no idea
you were so concerned

about L.A.'s water shortages.

- What? No.
- Yeah.

Wrong side.

Maze: Someone got his ass.

Chloe: Yeah.

Monkey, go get your backpack.

I'm good. I'll stay here.

Yeah. Someone told me he died
this morning. I heard.

Wait, why aren't you happy?

Your father's killer finally got
what he deserved.

What Perry Smith deserved
was to rot in jail

for the rest of his life.

But still.

Pretty awesome that someone
took him out, right?

I bet it hurt.

A lot.

Whoever did this
is no better than he was.

J“ save yourselfj'

j“ last night j“

j“ you didn't look at me
this way j“

j“ ooh... j“

Lucifer.

There's something very
important we need to discuss.

New visitors policy.
Hot women turning up unannounced

are no longer welcome.

Especially those
who are secretly my mother.

Well, I think
you'll make an exception

when you hear
what I have to say.

Well, spit it out.
I don't have an eternity here.

Oh, yes. Actually, I do.

I just want you gone.

It's about Chloe.

What have you done this time?

Son, I don't know
how to tell you this.

What is it, mum?

Was wrong.

I wanted to prove to you

that Chloe wasn't worthy of you.

I gave her every incentive
to turn on you.

But she didn't.

She impressed me.

I'm starting to understand
what you see in her.

But, uh, regardless,
it's a moot point.

Why's that?

Because what you couldn't
destroy, I did all on my own.

Oh?

Look, just call it a
case of stewardess interruptus.

Perhaps it was for the best.

I know you don't believe that.

I don't know

what happened between you two.

But I do know that Chloe
proved herself to you.

Maybe now it's your turn.

Maybe now it's time
that you prove yourself to her.

Chloe: You don't have

to prove anything to me.

Well, normally, I would agree
with you. But you insist

on letting an impossibly
attractive flight attendant

come between us.
And not in the fun way.

Lucifer, we are
very different people

with very different
personalities,

and I'm not judging.

I'm a homicide detective,
not the slut police.

And I mean you, not her.

Nothing happened after you left.

Not my business if it did.

No. But what I'm saying
is things have changed now,

since we had our moment.

We didn't have a moment.

Yes we did. And I can assure you

detective, I will never lay eyes
on that flight attendant again.

You sure about that?

Oh, no. Jana.

Always with the tragic timing.

J'j'

Doesn't seem to be a mugging.
Cash, credit card, keys,

all still here.

- Can you look for her phone?
- Yes.

Thanks.

I'm sorry about your friend.

I don't think I
deserve the term.

We hardly knew
each other, really.

So a woman showed up
to your house for sex

and you barely knew her?
Of course that's what happened.

Guilty as charged.

You want to tell me
what happened last night?

Jana left five minutes
after you did. Alive.

I believe you, but can
anyone else confirm your story?

Well, I was with 300
of my closest strangers in Lux.

I went to the bar
right after she left.

Well, what about the five
minutes before she left?

Are you jealous, detective?

No. I'm just trying
to piece together a timeline.

A lot can happen
in five minutes.

You can't be suggesting...

That you slept
with her? I'm not.

No. That I'm a two-pump chump.

If we'd slept together,
she wouldn't have left

until the morning. Believe me.

Maybe she'd still be alive.

Okay, what else
can you tell me about jana?

I need to put together
a victim profile.

Well, I mean,
she gave incredible...

And I'm not talking
about her sexual skills.

- Right.
- Maybe her last name,

friends, family, where she was
staying when she was in L.A.?

I'm a lover, not a rolodex.

Officer: Detective.

Found it in the tunnel.

Thank you.

All threatening texts.

All sent from the same number.

This last one, just before
she got to your place.

"Ditch the loser from Lux"?

Oh, this is terrible. She
was seeing someone else at Lux?

I think it means you.

Dan: The number on jana's cell

belongs to a wealthy silicon
valley guy, Andy kleinberg.

We tracked his phone's GPS

to some swanky
Malibu beach house.

I'll send you
the address, Chloe.

What the hell
are you doing here?

You see this?

We're basically famous.

Are you nuts?

You brag about what we did
in a police precinct?

Dude. Chhl

- I was coming to get my check.
- Yeah.

And I thought

that we could, uh,
celebrate our righteous kill.

We didn't kill anyone, okay?

We just...

We gave karmic justice
a little nudge.

Oh. Is that what we're calling
the Russian mob now?

Shh!

Come on!

Let's grab some vodka,
we'll make it a theme.

Maze, we're not having a drink.

We shouldn't even
be seen together

until all this blows over.
Do you get it?

J'j'

Trying to blend in?

Well, it's not often I get
to break out the linen.

Speaking of style, I've got
to get one of these for Lux.

Yeah, that would really
tie the place together.

- Look, for the last time...
- Woman: Hey, Lucifer.

Yes. Hello. For the
last time, detective,

nothing happened
with jana after you left.

I believe you.

- It just doesn't...
- Hey, Lucifer.

Change anything.

Well, why not?

Well, look at this party.

I bet this is your
definition of fun, isn't it?

Well, I mean, I prefer scotch in
a iowball to sex on the beach...

And the drink, I mean.
But dealer's choice.

Okay, well, fun for me

is being home with Trixie,
reading her a book.

Really?

Yeah.

And that's okay,
but we're different.

Like, too different.

Well, as a wise man once said,

"opposites attract."

I believe that was
an animated cat

in a music video.

- Lucifer: A wise animated cat.
- Chloe: Excuse me.

Hi. I am looking
for Andy kleinberg.

Do you know where he is?

Don't waste your time with him.

Let me get you a drink.

Lucifer: Keep it in your
pants, Tommy bahama.

She's spoken for, thank you.

No, I'm not.

So do you know where Andy is?

Your loss.

Oh. Thank you.

Chloe: Andy kleinberg?

You're blocking my view.

The view from a jail
cell sucks, too.

What, is this a joke?

Wait, is this one
of George's pranks

to get me back
for that stripper?

Hey, are you a stripper?

I'd recommend
you stop talking now.

Jana Lawrence was found
murdered this morning.

She was my stewardess
on my flight yesterday. So?

So you sent her
a threatening text.

"Ditch the loser from Lux."

Kleineberg: Yeah.

She said she was hooking up
with some dj named Lucifer.

Dj? How dare you!

"Meet me now, or else"?

Yeah, or else this is shut off. No mas.

Look, I sent that text
to, like, 25 girls last night.

It's called a "Booty call."
You ever have one?

Of course not. Booties call me.

Sometimes.

Look, is there anyone
who can prove

you not having sex?

Oh, I had sex. Meet Sharon.

Hey, Lucifer.

Kleinberg: Oh, yeah.

She can attest to my whereabouts

all night long.

And she can, too.

Now... If you'll excuse me,

I'd like to go somewhere
where you two are not.

- Lucifer: Charming.
- Chloe: You know...

You and him have
a lot in common.

We are nothing alike.

Really? Right.

Lucifer: Well, that is
clearly off the rack.

Inferior linen.

Not remotely the same.

Regardless, I don't think
he's our killer.

Let's go talk
to your friend Sharon.

See if his alibi checks out.

She's not my friend.
She's just a woman that I...

No, actually, that's worse.

Right, where to, then?

There's been another murder.

Ballistics match
our flight attendant.

Dan: The victim was in the
shower when he was killed.

Signs of a struggle.

Looks like he was tortured, too.

So jana's killer had it in

for this poor chap
as well, did they?

On the upside,
looks like he didn't have

anything to do
with this case after all.

Pretty sure you didn't
sleep with this guy.

Uh, actually, you're
wrong about that, detective.

Raj. So fit.

Chloe: This isn't good.

What, that a man was
one of my lovers?

Come now, detective,
it's the 21st century.

It's not that,

it's that you slept
with both victims.

We've been trying
to find a connection

between the two, and so far

all we have is you.

Well, I wish I could help you.

What, you didn't get details
between the sweet nothings?

Quite a few, actually.

But they were mostly
about what he desired,

which I doubt you want to hear.

What if this whole thing
is about desire?

You've been with
a lot of people.

What if one of them got jealous

and wanted you
all to themselves?

What, you think
one of my exes is

killing off the others?

Look, I've seen what
your exes are capable of.

Charlotte Richards, to name one.

Bloody hell, for the last time,

she is not an ex.

Either way, we should warn them

that they could be in trouble.

While Dan's looking
into other connections

between our victims,
we should talk to

anyone you've slept with.

Oh, that's a brilliant plan.

It is?

Well, what better way
to prove my word to you

than a bevy of exes
singing my praises?

Sure.

That's definitely what's
gonna happen.

- Yeah.
- Okay,

a list of everyone
you've slept with

in the last eight weeks.

Right, you'll need
a much bigger notepad.

James brown:
One, two, three, unh!

J'j'

j“ hot pants j“

j“ hey, hot pants j“

j“ unh, no, hey j“

j“haj“

j“ hot pants j“

j“ hey, hot pants j“

j“ smokin' j“

j'j'

j“ow! J“

j“ girl over there j“

j“ with the hot pants on j“

j“ filthy macnasty j“

j“ all night long j“

j“ get down... j“

wow.

You slept with all of them?

Yes. Bit of a dry spell
the last couple of months.

This is a waste of time.

I refuse to believe that
one of my former lovers

would kill another.

Yeah, well, so far we don't have
any other connections.

And people will go
to crazy lengths

for the ones they love,
even if they're the ones

who suggested the split...

And still have feelings,
even though they shouldn't.

What on earth are
you talking about?

Did I just say that out loud?

- Lucifer: Yes.
- Dan: Oh. Never mind.

Right.

It was an amazing,

amazing night.

But the next day,
Lucifer was with

another woman, so did
that make you jealous?

Jealous? Why?

Well, because he basically

used you for sex and moved on.

- Did that bother you?
- I knew what I was in for.

And what were you in for?

The best night of my life.

The best night of my life.

The best night of my life.

The best night of my life.

The best night of my life.

You know, this is
actually feeling

a bit masturbatory, even for me.

Though clearly not
the words of a killer.

He knew exactly what I wanted.

And he did this thing...

He did this thing...

He even did this thing
with a pan flute

and a butternut squash...

I was improvising.

I didn't have any zucchinis.

He did this thing
with my Tibetan singing pot

and artisan honey.

It's a game I play called,

"do I make you horny, honey?"

With some vaseline
and a car battery.

- Dan: What?
- Lucifer: That was a move I call,

"gentlemen, start your engines."

It's bloody brilliant.

Did you and Lucifer have
any intimate moments?

Obviously, we were intimate.

We were hella intimate. Mm!

Did you not hear about
the honey? I mean...

We're talking about, um,
emotional intimacy.

Like, um...

Did Lucifer, uh,
bring you dinner?

Or did he

do anything special for you?

Get you a burger, fries?

What? No.

Look, it was a rad night.

And morning...

And afternoon...

But... that's all.

Mm.

I mean, I certainly wouldn't
hurt anyone over him.

What? No.

There was no reason
to hurt anyone.

I mean, he was just
a meaningless

- one-night-stand.
- Chloe: Mm.

- It was just about sex.
- It's just sex.

It's just sex.

There was no emotional
connecfion.

Woman: That was it, it was fun,

but completely meaningless.

- Just fun...
- But meaningless.

- Meaningless.
- It meant nothing. Nada.

I never saw him again.

See where I'm going with this?

Well, look, man,
the good news is...

None of them has motive
to be the killer.

Yes. Because none of them
cared enough about me

to murder.

Woman: Thanks for calling me in.

I actually wanted
to speak with you.

Wait a minute, why is she here?

I don't know. I keep telling
the detective she's not my ex.

Mom: I wanted to tell you that

you impressed me.

Really?

-Yeah.

I underestimated you.

I gave you all
the reason in the world

to betray Lucifer.

You did. During that case

you went to incredible
lengths to hurt Lucifer.

I did nothing of the sort.

You took that case
just to try and get me

to call Lucifer a liar in court.

True, but I would never
hurt Lucifer.

I was trying to prove

that you weren't worthy of him.

I see. What about
the other women

that you don't think
are worthy of him?

What'd you do to them?

Nothing.

They are inconsequential.

You're different.

He's different
when he's with you.

Does that threaten you?

Perhaps at first.

Not anymore.

It makes me happy.

I'm glad he found someone.

He deserves a woman
like you in his life.

Have you slept with him yet?

What?

See?

You're different.

Where were you the night
of the 27th?

Hey, listen, man,
you're not gonna, uh...

You're not gonna
tell Chloe about

me and Charlotte, right?

Well, as long as
you promise to never

touch Charlotte again.

No, it's not a problem.

Good. 'Cause the last thing
I need is a step-Dan.

You say some really
weird things, man.

You ever do something
awesome for somebody,

and they just don't care?

I'm a therapist.

Being taken for granted
is in the job description.

- Maze: Hmm.
- Linda: Like, for example, when a friend

uses your lunch break
for free therapy,

and doesn't say thank you.

You want me to take care
of this friend of yours?

Yea... it's fine.

So how do you deal with it?

I just realize that
self-worth comes from within.

You can't rely on others

to validate you.

I don't care what
anyone thinks of me.

Of course you do, we all do.

You know, and that's okay.

That's human.

I'm a demon.

I actually think
you're more human

than a lot of people I know.

Take that back.

Okay, okay, you're a good friend

and a great pers...

Demon.

You just need to
realize it for yourself.

Not because I said it.

You're saying I'm awesome.

I'm saying that you need
to say that you're awesome.

Believe that you're awesome.

Yes, you're awesome.

Hell yeah I am.

Thanks, doc.

Chloe: Did you notice anything

out of the ordinary?

Did anyone threaten you?

I mean, there was that one girl.

What girl?

The creepy weirdo.

She was always in a
corner of the club.

She just gave this death stare.

Daggers.

Okay, can you
give me a description?

Well, I can describe her aura.

That's okay.

Her name is suki price.

A number of your exes confirmed
seeing her lurking around Lux,

so we ran her description
through the dmv.

Are you sure you
don't recognize her?

No, which is strange,
'cause I remember

the face of everyone
I've been with.

- Hmm.
- Oh, maybe she's mask girl.

Let me guess: Halloween?

What? No. President's day.

Or maybe, I don't remember

'cause it was just another
meaningless encounter.

This case not the trip down
memory Lane you were hoping for?

Oh, it's almost enough
to make a man

question the way
he's lived his life.

Almost.

Well, luckily this girl
gives me hope.

At least one of my former lovers
might be willing to kill for me.

Oh. It's open.

LAPD. Anyone home?

Well, this isn't creepy at all.

See? I told you someone cared.

Look at this.

Multiple chest hair options.
Amazing.

I can make a lasting impression.

Yeah, on someone
with serious issues.

This woman is clearly deranged,

dangerous, and...

Why am I on this wall?

Well, maybe she can just
sense the inevitable.

Suki price? LAPD.

What're you doing in my...

Lucifer!

- Chloe: Okay, hey, hey.
- Lucifer: What...

Hey,
come out with your hands up.

This is one of yourexes?

Do you know,
I'm really not sure...

I... darling, could you do this?

And say, "I am not a crook."

No, it's definitely not
sexy Richard Nixon.

I'm quite certain
we've not slept together.

Well, I could have
told you that.

Care to explain the wall?

Oh... I'm just...

Really into Lucifer.

And who could blame you.

You're my perfect man.

Like porn
and stuffed crust pizza

and my hello kitty blankie
all rolled into one.

I've loved you from afar.

Lucifer: Right.

I see what's happened here.

Not having sex with me
drove her into a murderous,

psychotic rage.

Murder?

What are you talking about?

We're investigating the
deaths of jana Lawrence

and raj daniere.
Have you heard of 'em?

I have all of Lucifer's lovers
categorized.

Uh, uh...

Here is the flight
attendant section.

Here's jana with raj.

Chloe: So the two of them
knew each other?

Raj is jana's gbffn.

Was her gbffn.

A gay best friend for now.

Oh.

She sometimes crashed on his
couch whenever she was in la.

Hmm. And w-what are
these numbers about here?

Date from two days ago.

The last time Lucifer and jana

hooked up.

Lucifer: Right. Much as I admire

your dedication to this
creepy stalker business,

- Lucifer: I have to correct you, there was no hookup.
- Chloe: Mm.

But I made a commemorative doll.

You're wearing your new suit.

Yes, what excellent detail
on the French cuffs.

That's what I was
doing last night.

Oh, you can ask the
pizza delivery man.

He helped me with these

teeny tiny buttons.

Ask him.

Who's the third person
in this photo?

Suki: Uh, that's
a pilot jana works with.

Those three hang out together
all the time.

Maybe he knows what happened.

Yeah, yeah, I got it.

Look, I'm gonna
send an officer by

to get a full statement
from you.

Do not leave town.

And abandon Lucifer?

Neven

right, good-bye.

J“ I've been stung j“

j“ all this chemistry j“

j“ has got me falling. J“

Italian beans.

Mm-hmm. Oh...

And you want me
to try this because...?

This "Espresso" concoction
is my favorite thing

about humanity so far.

Well, besides sex, but...

You're looking well these days.

So confident, so cheery.

I almost didn't recognize you.

Thanks to you, mom.
You found a way to get us home.

But...

Manipulating Lucifer
and Chloe toward each other

for our own gain...

Your father is the one
that started all of this.

We are simply bringing it
to an end.

On our terms.

I've tried to manipulate
Lucifer before.

It didn't end well.

That's because you lied to him.

Lucifer respects the truth.

So use that to get us all home.

And then, we can
put all of this behind us.

This is delicious.

Mm-hmm.
Still not as good as sex.

Mom!

Please.

Dan: Our pilot's name
is Tim pickman.

He's got a record:
Drugs and assault.

Used to work for a big airline,

now he flies rich
dudes on small jets.

His recent routes are...

The Caribbean, Mexico
city, ahmedabad.

Yes, all hotspots
for drug smugglers.

O-Or so I'm told.

Working for a private airline
would be the perfect cover.

You have quick travel,
lax customs agents...

And if pickman was
smuggling drugs,

maybe jana and raj
found out about it,

threatened to squeal, so he
shut 'em up permanently.

Yes, murder's handy that way.

Okay, where do we find him?

Let's see.

Faa reports he filed a
last-minute flight plan.

Flying Van nuys to Caracas,
takes off in less than an hour.

Okay, we got to get
to the airport. Fast.

Copy that.

J'j'

Lucifer!

What are you thinking?!

Well, I'm pondering
stalker girl.

I mean, how is it the only
person infatuated with me

is someone who
doesn't even know me?

No, the driving!

You're gonna get us killed!

No, I'm gonna catch our killer,
detective.

Better hold on!

Lucifer: Hey.

Better hold on.

Lucifer!

J'j'

you're welcome.

Captain pickman, LAPD!

Oh, thank god!

You're a cop.

I was afraid you were
trying to kill me.

What?

Chloe: So, care to explain why
you were trying to flee the country?

My two closest friends
just got murdered.

I thought I might be next

and I was not about to
stick around to find out.

Who would try to kill you, Tim?

I only know him as "Burt."

Guy smuggles a lot of drugs
into the country.

So, were you
moving product for him?

No,

he uses young women
like jana to mule.

He recruits 'em on the
party circuit in Malibu,

offers them cash,

free travel,
whatever they desire.

Right.

And what is it you desire, Tim?

I want to build a cat sanctuary.

Wait. Oh, for goodness sake.

Cat?

I got into trouble using drugs
years back.

My life fell apart.

But then I adopted twinkle...

Right, skip along, Tim, 'cause
no one really wants to hear

about your feline meet cute.

Jana tried to get me to smuggle

for Burt, too,

but I refused.

Then why were you running?

On jana's last flight,
a package went missing.

A package?

So, what,
Burt thought jana stole it?

And when she didn't have it,
he went after raj.

And now, me.

Is there any way to
get a hold of this guy?

Tim: I got a bull's-eye

painted on my back.

Why the hell would I want to?

Hmm.

Detective...

In order to lure out our
murderous kingpin from hiding,

all we need to do is
for someone to pretend

to have this mysterious package.

Yes, and it would
need to be someone

who might have worked with jana.

Lucifer: Hmm.

Uh, Tim, who
else was on the flight?

Just me,

Andy kleinberg, my copilot,

and a new flight attendant.

A new flight attendant?

So Burt may not have known
what she looked like?

I'm in.

Okay, but you understand
what you're agreeing to, right?

Sure.

You want me to bounty hunt
this Burt scumbag

and pretend to
deliver his package.

But we'll need you to
work with us on this one.

We'll set up the meet
and everything.

Do I still get to rough him up
before the cops do?

We'll be close by,
but technically, yeah.

More in. You want to know why?

Because we're
running out of time

and you're our only option?

No.

Because I'm awesome.

Because I take risks
for my friends

and I don't need yourthanks.

Am I supposed to be
thanking you for something?

No.

Because self-worth comes
from within, bitches.

Now,

if you'll excuse me,

I need to slut this up.

Oh, brother. Hello.

Just getting ready for
a little sting operation.

Right.

I should've assumed
you'd be busy.

I can come back.

Well, no, no, that's
not a euphemism.

I mean an actual police
sting operation.

But actually, whilst
you're here...

Here.

Do you think I'm
boyfriend material?

Luci, you've never exactly
been the type

to get emotionally attached.

To anyone.

So I've come to realize, but...

What does that say
about me, brother?

Is this about Chloe?

And why would you think that?

Mom, she...
Told me what happened

or what almost happened,
apparently.

Did she now?

So, I suppose
you're gonna tell me

humans and the divine don't mix.

Luci, listen, I
have underestimated you

for all of my existence,

both in your ability
to frustrate me

and your capacity for good.

Even though you'll never admit it, but...

When it comes to Chloe...

Perhaps you've been
underestimating yourself.

Careful, brother. That sounds
dangerously like a compliment.

Ah, take it how you like.

You never listen
to my advice, anyway.

Just one of your many charms.

Liar.

But you're not, luci.

So, if you really want to know

if you're a worthy
romantic partner...

Ask yourself.

J'j'

Can you guys hear me?

Why are you sitting so close?

The killer won't show
if this reeks of a setup.

Exactly. If we were strangers,
you'd be hitting on me.

Looks like we'll be getting

- that celebratory drink after all.
- Dan: Mm-hmm.

Two vodkas, please.

Peacock has landed.

Chloe: Okay.

Any sign of Burt?

Dan: Not yet, but I'll stick
around until someone approaches.

What?

I think I just figured out
what's wrong with you.

Oh, yeah? And what
would that be, maze?

You need to own up
to what you did.

Maze: Yeah. Be proud of it.

Uh, maze, we talked about this

and besides...

Self-worth comes
from within, Dan.

No, I think I'm good. Thank you.

I don't think you are.

I think you'd feel a lot better

if you just came clean.

Don't.

If you won't say it, I will.

Dan: Maze...

Maze: For your own good.

Dan: Don't say another word.

Why?

So what if you slept
with Charlotte Richards?

Dan slept with Charlotte?

Trust me, you're not half
as disgusted by that as I am.

Is there anyone who hasn't slept
with that woman?

Uh...

Which is hard to believe

since you've slept
with everyone else in la.

Well, everyone except you,
detective.

I mean, not that I want to.

I mean, of course
I want to, but...

Right now all
I'm concerned about

is proving my worth to you.

Unless of course you've
changed your mind about the sex.

Okay, there will be no sex.

As far as our so-called moment,

I let my emotions get the best
of me the other night, okay?

I made a mistake.

You and me, it's not happening.

You have to accept, Lucifer,

that we are
very different people

with very different priorities.

My priority right now
is this case.

Okay? So, just...

Step outside and get some air.

I don't need air.

Well, I do.

Right.

Understood.

J'j'

A man just entered the bar.

Got you.

You are one of the
prettiest flight attendants

I've ever seen.

- Oh.
- I'm Burt.

Hi, Burt.

You ready for takeoff?

They're on their way
to the hotel room.

Are you ready for the package?

Mm-hmm. I think that's
supposed to be my line.

I know you killed
that flight attendant

and her friend, dirtbag.

No, no, no! My name's Jim!

Some guy gave me a c-note,

told me to sit next to you
and say I was Burt.

If that's not our killer
then where is he?

I believe you have something
that belongs to me.

Burt, I presume.

Can I keep him?

Jim: Get her off me!

She's insane!

Well, you better start talking.

Where's the man that paid you?

I don't know. He saw some tall
guy with dark hair in a suit.

He took off.

That's Lucifer.

Yeah.

Recognized you
from the beach party.

Of course. Tommy bahama.

It's good that you found me,

'cause I've been meaning
to ask you something since then.

Where'd you get the water slide?

I'd love one for Lux.

I'm not sure where I'd put it...

I want my package.

Now.

I should've known jana left it
with you after I saw her at Lux.

That's why she was only there
a few minutes... to stash it.

No, the reason that she left
so quickly was because

she was unhappy
that I didn't have sex with her.

Yeah, I don't believe you.

No one says no
to a girl like that.

I'm finding it hard to believe
myself, trust me, but, uh,

as for your package, Burt...

I don't have it.

Liar.

Oh, come now.

Surely a little bit of cocaine

isn't worth all
the senseless killing.

Cocaine?

What's in that package
is far more valuable than drugs.

- Oh.
- It's my ass on the line,

and that stupid bitch jana...

You don't speak of her that way.

You promised jana the world

and everything
she could ever desire.

Money, drugs,
a life of pleasure,

but she deserved
better than that...

Better than you...

Or me.

I mean, what did either of us
really give her?

Empty pleasure?

Hey, man...

We can work something out.

I'll find the package.
I'll get paid. We'll...

We're similar in a lot of ways,
aren't we, Burt?

Except for one.

You're a bad man and I'm not.

I'm much...

Much worse than that.

Lucifer!

There's your killer, detectives.

Think you'll find he feels
quite remorseful

about the life he's led.

Please... okay, p-please,
just-just arrest me, okay?

Dan: Okay, get up.
Burt: I'm sorry.

- I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
- Stand up.

I'm sorry.

Hey.

About what you heard
in the Van...

Hey, it doesn't matter...

Except something
still bothers me.

Burt went to a lot of trouble
for a single drug deal.

Yeah, well... the guy had
a reputation to protect.

You know? One person
steals from him,

everyone else thinks
they can, too.

Chloe: All right.
But then who has the package?

How... how did you find me?

I'm sorry I took it.
I was desperate.

I'm broke.

When the stewardess let it slip

how much cash she was gonna make
from this delivery, I...

I thought it was drugs.

I was gonna sell them.

Then I opened it.

One of them broke.

I spilled a little on myself.
Now...

What the hell
is happening to me?

Hey, I've been looking
for you everywhere.

I tracked your phone's GPS.

Well... here I am.

Well, we should wrap up
the arrest report,

and by that I mean paperwork,
not some celebratory drink

that you'll then
turn into a moment.

Yes, well...

I've changed my mind
about that, actually.

I realized it would never
work out between us.

- Really?
- Yes.

So, from now on, no
more attempts at moments.

I'd be honored to, uh, simply
continue working by your side...

If you'll have me.

Of course.

- Good.
- Yeah.

It's not like you
to give up, but...

Oh, no, I haven't given up.

I had a...
An epiphany, of sorts.

You deserve someone worthy
of you and that isn't me.

That's not what
I've been saying, Lucifer.

I know. It's what I'm saying.

You... deserve someone better

because you, detective,

are selfless to
a nauseating degree.

You always put
your daughter first,

even though the ungrateful
urchin does nothing

to contribute to the rent.

You deserve someone
worthy of that grace.

Someone who knows that every
crime scene breaks your heart,

even though
you'd never admit it.

Someone who actually appreciates

your impossibly boring
middle name.

Jane.

More importantly, detective,
you deserve someone

as good as you...

Because...

Well, you're special and I'm...

I'm not worth it.

Yeah, you're probably right.

Detective...