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Now the story goes that John Denver, he was

playin' at this little 0l' place called the Cellar Door in Washington, D.C...

...around Christmas time in 1970.

His opening act was this husband and wife duo,

named Bill Danoff and Taffy Nivert

and they called themself Fat City.

That's kind of a funny name.

Yeah, that is kind of a funny name. Socket, 5/8ths.

Now, one night, they decide to go on back to the house

and have a little jam session.

On the way, they got into an accident

and John Denver, he broke his thumb.

And when they finally got back to the house,

and Bill and Taffy played him,

played John Denver this song they'd been working on,

he flipped for it, man.

And they worked on that thing till dawn.

Screwdriver.

Flat head or Phillips? Flat.

So that's why you like the song.

Well, I like the song because of the song.

I mean, I guess I also like it

'cause it's got a story behind it.

You know, Bill Danoff later said that

he ain't never even been to West Virginia.

Well, I like the song, too,

but I don't really think it'll work for the pageant.

Pliers.

Regular or needle-nose?

Needle.

So you comin' to my rehearsal?

Yeah. I'm gonna pick you up right after work.

Just so you know, I asked Mommy

if she and Moody would pay for your cell phone.

She said even if they did, you wouldn't take it.

Sadie bug, she's right.

The only thing

I need a cell phone for is takin' pictures of you.

Gun show!

Hey,Daddy. Nope.

All right.

What say, Cal?

Hey, hey, Jimmy. Come on in. Shut that door, would you?

Yeah. Have a seat.

Jimmy, I'm just gonna say it. I got to let you go.

Cal, I... ldidn't even do nothin', man.

I know you didn't do nothin'.

But last week, someone in H.R. saw you leaving,

walking out to your truck and they saw you was limpin'.

So?

My leg ain't got nothin' to do with drivin' that Case out there.

I know that.

I know, but the folks over in the big office, they feel different.

And they said you didn't list it on your paperwork

when you was first brought on.

No. They are callin' it

a "pre-existing condition"

and that it is a liability issue.

Okay, this big then. What is that, two to three feet?

This big and you let me drive my truck around the track tonight.

Look, it's a four-wheel drive. It isn't gonna hurt you.

Almost heaven

West Virginia

Blue Ridge Mountains Shenandoah River

Purple Lady, you know my brother, Jimmy?

Jimmy Logan, that ball player

that was gonna be a big deal?

Hey, Purple Lady.

My husband, the Major, when he was still alive,

he loved LSU football.

Whenever they'd show the games here local, we'd watch.

Of course for me, it was all about the uniforms.

Theirjerseys are the most striking shade of purple.

Purple.

Yes. Purple and gold. Royal colors.

Yeah, I got off early,

so I figured I'd take Sadie on over to her dance thing,

so you didn't have to drive her.

Well, that's great and all,

you wanting to see your daughter dance and everything.

But it was yesterday.

Shit.

Excuse you.

I got her there fine, by the way.

See, most people think

if you're gonna go to Charleston, then, duh,

you get on the 85 to Danville,

then the I-19 to Charleston. 54 miles.

But, bein' 4:00 p.m.,

I knew not the best time of day to be on the road.

And they're still doing

all that shoulder work on the I-19.

Plus, then you got the sun right in your eyes

for that whole stretch outside of Julian.

So,yeah, I took the 85 to Danville,

but then I hopped onto the 3,

so instead of goin' up and over,

I'm gem' over and then up.

And after that it was a straight shot on the Daniel Boone Parkway

all the way to Marmet.

Well, sure sounds like you love to drive.

It was just a rehearsal, not like the real pageant,

but Bobbie Jo is not happy.

Now, why didn't you call me?

I tried, but your cell phone seems to have been turned off.

You should pay your bills. Everyone needs a cell phone.

But I don't like 'em.

You one of them Unabomber types?

Yeah. lam one of them Unabomber types.

See,ldon%Hke people tellin' me what to do,

like, "Answer the phone."

Hey. This is gonna be good.

Look, I'm sorry, okay? I'm sorry, I thought...

I knew it was 4:00,

I just thought it was 4:00 today.

That's the first time you've used that excuse!

Look, I said I was sorry, all right?

Mellie said y'all figured it out just fine anyway.

She also tell you that she got pulled over

goin' 30 miles over the speed limit

with my daughter in the car?

It's our daughter.

Sadie said her Aunt Mellie "worked her Mellie magic"

and talked the cops into not givin' her a ticket!

So that's a real good character-building experience

for our daughter to witness.

Yeah. Don't laugh at me!

Yeah, whatever, forget it. What's up with the sale sign out there?

You didn't tell me you and Moody was buyin' a new house.

Daddy! Hey!

What you doing? Nothing.

Man!

Hey, me and, your momma were just talkin' about

maybe me and you gem' to get some 'me cream.

I'm not allowed ice cream anymore.

Says who?

Mommy. She says it's got too many calories

and that nobody loves a fat girl.

You ain't... I... I think that's a little bit harsh.

This is some of that

co-parenting stuff that you and I need to talk about.

That Doctor Phil stuff.

Hey, Jimmy!

Hey, Moody.

Yeah, what's goin' on, sweetie? VVow. Thank you.

Hey, hey! Hey, you two don't settle down, we ain't gonna get no mall.

Daddy, will you come with?

We're takin' Sadie and the boys to see that...

That new, Furious Fast movie at the mall.

You want in?

That's a little... That's a little intense for the kids, ain't it?

They love it. Keeps 'em quiet.

They sit there starin' at the screen the whole time, scared shitless.

- You want to come? - Please?

I got to get going to work. You know?

I ain't got time for a whole movie.

But you go and have fun. Give me a hug.

Not on my back.

But we're gonna get some ice cream.

Promise? Okay.

But it's got to be yogurt, 'cause I got the pageant comin' up.

I finally know what song I'm gonna sing for talent.

What song? Umbrella by Rihanna.

When Rihanna sings Umbrella,

she's not really singing about a rain umbrella,

she's really singing about her vagina. It's code.

Who told you that?

Everybody.

Come on, let's go! Everyone in the Expedition. SADIEI VVhOOI

Hey, kiss your mother when you leave.

Kiss. Kiss. Aw. Thank you.

See you, sweetie. Bye.

Hey. Yep?

I wasn't done talkin' to you yet. Okay.

What am I in trouble for now?

We need to talk about some legal stuff.

Hey, Jimmy, your car.

Moody, can ya give us a minute?

Okay.

Legal stuff?

You was askin' about the "For Sale" sign? JIMMYI Yeah.

Moody's expanding.

His family's openin' up a new dealership down in Lynchburg.

That's across state line.

Hell, no, you can't just tell me that,

like I ain't got no say in the matter.

You'll still get your days! Just we'll be in Lynchburg.

You can drive across the state line to pick her up.

I have full custody.

It's not happenin'. I'm getting a lawyer.

With what money?

What do you say there, Earl? Hey, Jimmy.

CLYDE; So...

- I've been uncoverin' a lot. - Shit.

Did you know Aunt Maggie, in 1983,

won the Lotto, but washed the ticket...

It's folk tales and backwood gossip.

Well, you got to admit this kind of stuff

don't happen to normal folk.

Not tonight, Clyde.

Well, there's a pattern. Just...

Pappaw's diamond, Uncle Stickley's electrocution.

Mommy gets sick after Daddy's settlement.

The roof collapse. Come on, Clyde.

You blow your knee out

and a roadside mine takes my arm

as I was transpo-in' out. I was almost at the airport.

What about Mellie, then?

Ain't nothin' bad ever happened to Mellie.

What?

You just gave it a mouth.

You need to take it back.

I don't even know what I'm tak...

I'm gonna go to my satellite office

and then we're gonna talk about this.

See, the dirty big secret is

that I am the asset in this scenario,

it's not Dayton White. Right?

And the simple fact is I'd be driving that car myself,

if my clay job wasn't running a billion dollar company.

You know? And by the way, it was my understanding that this is America, people.

So them trying to muzzle the company that I created, in America,

is a violation of my free speech.

And plus, plus, two of those kids

only had one kidney to begin with.

So, why isn't anybody writin' about that?

Right. It's total B.S.

What do you like?

Aw.

I just thought of a great song title,

The Kindness of a One-Armed Bartender.

Oi, go on!

...Now, you see, I got two arms.

See? I'm a trans-radial amputee,

so it's my lower forearm and hand that's missing.

My mistake. I'm very lucky.

I guess I'll settle for a Stoli, extra dry,

two olives. Can you handle that?

Yeah. Up or on the rocks?

Up.

Well, it's pretty good. Could be colder.

Ice shortage around here, 'cause of the water contamination plant

from the chemical leak upstream.

Hey, do you mind doin' that drink thing again?

I want to shoot a post.

I got 1.2 million followers. This could make you famous.

How about he bounce a damn ball on his nose for you next,

like a trained seal?

Sorry. You got a problem?

Yeah, I got a problem.

I take exception to people messing with my brother.

That's two tours in Iraq right there.

He stepped forward when others were steppin' back.

So you need to show a little respect.

Thank you for your service. And cheers.

So, brothers?

You know, it's funny. With your bad leg and his missin' an arm,

excuse me, hand...

...it's like the two of you almost add up

to one normal person.

Man, I know who you are.

You're that... You're that guy on the TV with the drink.

I mean, you're famous!

Right on both.

I'm that guy on the TV with the drink and, yes, I'm famous.

Very, very famous.

Hey, can I get a photo with you?

Sure. Yeah?

Sure. You know, the guys at the garage won't believe me.

Make it quick Hold on. Come on.

That's nice. There we go. All right.

Hey, what the...

Hi, Earl. You got a light? VVell...

Always. Here.

Thank you.

Stay down! Stay down!

- Leo! Leo! - It's on fire.

That is massively stupid! That's an $85,000 vehicle!

Well, he was assaulted.

He tried to assault me!

Well, don't just stand there gawping. Get your phones out!

Right, Max, all right, the phone. Film this! Document!

Hey! Aw.

MAXI Christ!

Cauliflower.

Yeah, this is Max. Get Mike on the phone.

What did he just say?

You can't just walk away! This is a crime scene!

Did you just say "cauliflower" to me?

Unless I'm mistaken

yesterday, as you were leavin' the bar,

you said the word "cauliflower."

That's right. I did.

The last time you said that word to me,

I ended up gettin' sent down for six months.

It wasjuvie.

I was 13.

And you were supposed to be the lookout, now, weren't you?

Bein' that I was your kid brother,

I let you lead me into trouble

with all your crazy "cauliflower" plans.

My life of crime is over.

But you did make breakfast this morning.

Even burned the bacon like I like

and you hate.

I also saw you have some sort of robbery "to do" list.

Now, I know this attempt to be organized is a big step for you.

So go.

Charlotte Motor Speedway.

The Speedway?

It's one of the busiest sports venues in the country.

Just last year, they had over 300 events.

It's the official home of NASCAR, of course.

That's all run on that main track.

But that place right there ain't just about racing.

This place is like a city.

A few years ago, they built condos for people who wanted

to live above the track all year long. They sold out in less than 24 hours.

They even got their own police force and jail

for people carryin' on and getting out of hand.

Do you hear the words comm' out your mouth'?

"They have their own police force."

I'm midway through my presentation,

so you can just not interrupt me and let me get it out.

How many times have I listened to that Logan Family Curse thing of yours?

Thank you.

Now, as you very well know,

the Speedway has got a big problem on its hands right now.

A 40-year-old pipe burst and since the whole thing's built on landfill,

it's turnin' to mush, which causin'

all these sinkholes. Sinkholes.

That's right. The sinkholes in the infield.

Now, they want to fix this thing up right, so what did they do?

What'd they do, they called a bunch of us

who used to work down in them mines.

'Cause we know the work.

And you do good work.

We do good work. But you were just fired.

I was let go forfiabflfiyreasons involvin' insurance.

Can you just get to the part of why you think you can do this?

I know how they move the money.

Who's got the code? They can't get in!

It's Christmas, 1225. That's the override.

Hurry.

I got movement! I got leg! I got leg!

Give him some air!

Easy, easy, easy, easy.

All right. Come on.

Hey, Bobo, what the hell is all this stuff?

BOBOI Well, that's PTT.

What them, they gas lines?

Pneumatic Tube Transport.

Each concession has its own rig.

When a register starts to fill up,

they can do a money dump through the PTT.

Easy to do, and it don't interfere with the beer selling.

Plus, heck of a lot more secure than tryin' to pick up cash during a race.

So all them pipes they, what, they just run right into the...

To the main vault.

The whole thing is like a cash highway.

I even know the when to do it.

June 4th, the Grocery Castle Auto Show.

It's graduation weekend. It'll be the smallest turnout of the summer.

And gonna be bare bones staff and security.

A real bank vault?

Yeah, it's a tough one, too. I looked it up on the Google.

CLYDE". The only guy that knows anything

about blowin' up real bank vaults

is Joe Bang.

Joe Bang, that's a legend right there. You know where he is.

No, I know where he is.

We can't do it without him.

This is a surprise.

What you say there, Joe Bang?

Ain't seen you in a while. How goes it?

Well, I'm sittin' on this side of the table wearin' a onesie.

How do you think it's goin'?

Well, you look good.

Real good. Fit.

You two got any quarters?

I got a quarter.

It gotta be... Does it have to be quarters? Yeah.

- Come on, now. - I found one.

Yeah, why don't you go over to the machine on the left,

you punch J-7, bring it back.

Go on, now.

Doctors. They say I have high blood pressure.

So I get this low sodium salt, special.

Fake salt.

Can you believe that?

Someone thought to do that. They make fake salt.

So you wanna talk business?

Well, we got a job for you.

A vault.

Look around you, my friends.

My bank-blowin' days are over.

Besides...

I got a little nest egg, waitin' for me when I get out.

You're stashing $97,000?

Buried under the oak tree with the red swing, out at your place.

Maybe.

It seems your brother Fish told his wife about your stash.

Fish told Misty?

Yep. Next day, Misty dug the whole thing up

and ran off with some truck driver from Florida.

What part of Florida?

Clearvvater.

It's a Carven Hill vault,

just like the one you blew up in Parkersburg.

Steel-encased concrete?

Yeah. Wall is 20-inch thick.

Alarms?

You sneeze within 10 feet of a Carven Hill vault,

its seismic sensors will have you wearing one of these onesies

before you knew what happened.

Well, there's construction goin' on around there right now,

so them seismic sensors are turned off.

So we just need you to blow her open.

Yeah, I got five months to go in here.

I should probably lay low a bit before doin' a job.

This has to happen in five weeks.

I am in-car-cer-ra-ted.

Yeah, we got a plan to get you out.

As in, break me out?

Yep.

In the middle of the night?

No. Afternoon. It's a day job.

You're gonna get me out of here in broad daylight,

do the job, and then get me back in here before anyone notices?

Yep.

You Logans must be as simple-minded as people say.

People say that?

Who?

So,

what's the take?

It's bigger than you can bury under an oak tree.

- The split? - Even split.

No. No way.

Well, why not?

- I got a brother. - I got two.

I'd need them involved to protect my interest.

Sadie, why don't you take these over to your momma and I'll bring the rest.

When are you gonna give that piece ofjunk up?

Come on, I keep telling you to come on down to the dealership

and I'll hook you up. You know we're family.

We're not family.

You mean I can't interest you in the latest V-6 offering

of the American classic Mustang?

3.7 liters of pure power.

Come on.

You can't tell me you wouldn't love

to get behind the wheel of this baby.

Come on, jump on in. Take it for a spin.

I don't need anything that fancy.

Well, you know, this Nova ended up costin' Chevy a ton

'cause it totally bit the dust in Mexico.

You know, in Mexican, "Nova" translates to “No Go",

so they couldn't get anyone to buy it.

'Cause they all thought the car would, you know, "No Go."

You're an idiot. No, it's true.

Not true.

Look it up.

I am kind of surprised you went for the V-6 automatic.

The V-8's just so much faster and you can really feel the road under you.

'Course, I keep forgettin' you can't drive stick.

No, I know how to drive stick.

I don't think you do.

All the cars you always bringin' home from the lot are auto.

I love stick!

I'm a big fan of stick!

Sadie! Come on! Come on! Yeah! Yeah! Go!

Come on, come on, come on!

Come on, girl, let's go!

Go, Sadie!

You got a ribbon, baby. Come here. What's it say?

It's not first place. It only matters if you win.

What? That ain't true at all.

That boy's damn near 14-years-old.

Come on. Give me a smile..

Go show your momma.

Way to go, baby doll.

- Come to Momma. - Thanks.

- Aw... - Hey, you did good.

Let me see....

Let me see....

Well, I found 'em.

Where?

You should see.

They'll know what we want them to know.

Let's hear it for the Bang brothers, folks!

- Argh! Damn. - You all got a sec?

Whoa, whoa, I'm winnin'.

Okay? Not stoppin'. Don't you put the Logan hex on me.

Yeah, we been out to see your brother.

He tell you we were lookin' to talk to you all?

Joe said you need for him to blow open the vault.

Something like that.

Joe said you know computers.

Yeah, lwent to,

technical college.

Well, this here's a little more involved than that.

We need like a computer whiz.

Like one of them Facebook boys.

Sg. C) k a y 7

Do you?

All the Twitters, I know 'em.

But me and Sam just ain't sure we can help y'all.

You can't help us? Yeah.

We're living with the Lord now.

Which means on the light side of the raw.

If you two ain't into this, then why the hell did Joe tell us to come out here then?

Gotta have a good reason to break the law. Do somethin' like robbin'.

Yeah, we need a moral reason.

We'd be robbin' the Grocery Castle Auto.

You can't tell me you ain't shoplifted from the Grocery Castle.

But that was before.

Well, our sister Mellie,

And they promoted her to checker after a month.

Then, the assistant manager

- started getting handsy. - Handsy.

So you can imagine

our family don't have no love for the Grocery Castle.

I can understand the feelings.

Yeah, this being their big event and all, there at the auto show,

we don't feel too bad about it.

Nope.

Come here.

What you think? Yeah.

Okay.

Sounds good enough for us.

'Cause of the whole morality thing.

I need you two to go visit the bear in the woods.

Tell him you're thereto collect the bag

he's been keeping for me.

Cauliflower.

Vehicular mischief.

Reckless endangerment, destruction of private property.

I'd take your license away, Clyde,

but it was suspended two years ago.

And despite your claim that this was an accident, that your foot slipped,

these are serious charges.

Your previous run-ins with the law were back

when you were classified as a juvenile

and, of course, in determining your sentencing...

I'm taking into account your service

and the great sacrifice you've made for our country.

I sentence you to 90 days.

You sure these measurements is right?

Mellie gave 'em to me. And Mellie knows her trucks.

Sadie's to-do list. Make sure you get it all done.

All right.

Come on.

Hoo! Careful!

"Tanning salon"?

Yeah, well, we'll see about that.

Now, it has to be dependable.

I can't have no chance of it breaking down.

You want a camper coverin' the bed of the truck'? Or just empty?

Yeah, a cover's a good idea.

'Cause them campers can get kinda creepy.

All right, Sadie-bug, get them goggles down.

I'm ready.

All right. Close your eyes.

You littered all over my car, with your shoes.

Well, I'm sorry.

Wait, get your hand off.

Hi. Hi!AW...

You excited? Yes.

Extensions!

I got real long this time. Yeah!

I thought you were goin' as Rihanna.

Daddy, it's not Halloween.

I'm not goin' as Rihanna.

I'm singing a song of hers for my talent.

É??? m'

For Glitz, I need this hair.

All right.

That looks like it hurt.

What?

did.

It's healing up now pretty good, though.

Looks like you coulda used a couple of stitches.

A little late for that, I guess.

Well, when was the last time you had a tetanus shot?

Um... Never?

That the wrong answer?

There are no wrong answers when you're talkin' to a healthcare professional.

Would you like one?

What is all this, like a charity or something?

Jimmy Logan, you know as well as I do

folks around here don't like the word charity.

We West Virginians are a proud folk.

We have a couple of grants, but

mostly get by on private donations.

People happy we do our work.

Driving from town to town, trying to help

locals who can't make it to the doctor.

What happened to three-two-one?

So you know me? We met before?

I went to Valley View. A couple years behind you.

Back then you were all

Jimmy Logan, quarterback, Homecoming King.

Only had eyes for Bobbie Jo Campbell, iflrecaH.

Hold that there.

I think you'll like this one.

There we go. I got that.

So, Sylvia?

Ain't no one ever called you Sylvie?

No one has ever called me Sylvie.

That's weird.

My name?

Well, you know, it's just...

It's kind of like an old lady name.

To me.

It just don't seem like it should be on a person like you.

That looks like you. That's, you know...

My grandmomma, her name was Sylvia.

So that's just what I think of when I think of that name.

I thought you was getting coffee.

Didn't know we was seeing patients yet.

I got a coffee and a patient.

But we better hit the road.

Sounds like that alternator needs a tetanus shot.

Alternators cost money.

Tetanus shots are free.

There's a garage over off Bluefield Canyon Road.

Ask for Earl. Might not be free, but he'll treat you fine.

Thanks. All right.

Hey, hey, hey, hold on a second. Hold on. Hold on.

Did we kiss?

I mean, in high school, we kissed, didn't we?

That has got to be the worst thing anyone has ever said to me.

Hold on, hold on, wait, wait! I'm saying I remember is all!

I do.

I do remember.

I see there's still a lot of your rules up there.

So?

Just, have you thought about

"having a backup plan",

or what we're gonna do the first time "shit happens“?

Let alone the second time.

Why don't you just worry about your cockroaches?

And I'll worry about the rules.

Okay.

Jimmy? Hey, what you say, Cal?

Hey, how you been?

What's going on, man? You know, staying busy.

Good, good, good. Hey, did you find work? Yeah, a few things.

Great. These parts or back in Boone County?

No, back home. Good. Good, good.

Well, I'm glad to hear that.

You know, I felt bad and all about having to let you go.

Come on, man. Don't even worry about it.

- I know it was them, not you. - Well...

Even if things had been different,

I probably woulda had to let you go anyways, since we're wrapping it up.

What? You're all wrapping up the site? You all done?

Yeah, just about. Yeah.

Managed to be ahead of schedule for once.

You patched up all them sinkholes?

Yeah, almost, yeah. We're gonna pull the gear first of the month.

You know that thing we been talkin' about?

We got to move it up a week.

What happened?

Opportunity is gonna be closing up.

So everything stays the same, we just gotta move everything up by one week.

Wait, one week earlier? But that's...

I know.

I guess this is "shit happens."

Yep.

So should we cancel?

No difference.

The Coca-Cola 600 is the biggest race of the year. That's a big difference.

ThatdonW change the job at all.

So should I call The Baker?

Call The Baker.

This is Gleema.

Gleema Purdue?

Yes.

Need you to sign right here, please.

Right there, please.

Who's it from?

No idea, ma'am. No card, no name on the paperwork. We just deliver 'em.

He just said, "I guess someone thinks it's your birthday."

I mean, I have no idea.

I've never seen a more beautiful cake.

Well, maybe somebody's got a crush.

Well...

I have no idea who it could be.

After that last experience on Plenty O Fish,

I have stayed away from the online dating.

Gleema. You better come out front again.

What? More for me?

Not exactly.

Someone hit and ran you, ma'am.

We'll check the cameras.

In the meantime, we're going to need to fill out some paperwork.

My car.

Tsk.

Man!

Ma'am, I'm sorry about your oar,

but I really need you to start filling this out.

IS it 5230?

Ain't no arguin' with that automatic door. Are you okay?

I didn't get to finish my cake.

Howdy doody.

Hey, y'all.

I'm just gonna squeeze myself in there.

So, Naaman,

I got a little proposition for you.

...one... One... One... One.

Three... Three.

Eight. Eight.

Shit, man, what's up?

Hey, Jimmy.

No names. You calling from a secure location?

A what?

A secure location.

I'm... I'm at the Lowe's.

You calling from a landline or a cell phone?

I'm calling on a phone. Like a real phone.

Go ahead.

We have a code pink. I repeat,

we have a code pink.

Mel, we got a code pink.

The shock-and-awe campaign

of bacon and sardines has worked.

Fish! Sam!

Hold on!

Get up, goddamn it! Hold on!

Goddamn it.

Hey, hey. You didn't have to scare us like that.

We thought you was the law.

When did you have a chance to think that?

Seeing as you were dead asleep a second ago!

You were supposed to meet me down at the corner!

Now we're running way behind!

We got it.

You got it? You still seem half-asleep.

We're on it, okay?

We know where to be and when. "Watch the race."

That's right! The clock on the race. Remember!

Yeah, we know.

- Don't be late. - Yes, sweetie.

Hey, I'd like to point out that today

I am driving the V-8 stick.

It's a nice car.

Hopefully you'll have beginner's luck getting it into first.

Even in first gear,

this thing will blow away that "No Go" of yours.

Not with you behind the wheel.

Ha-ha!

How you been, Jesse'?

Hanging in there.

Yeah, hang in there, then.

He still writing to Correctional Affairs about the food?

No, sir, we took care of that.

Good. 'Cause we don't have a food problem

here at Monroe, do we?

You okay, Joe Bang?

You're choking. Someone know the Heindrick?

Sounds like a wet cough, like phlegm.

I don't feel too good.

Hey! Shit! Get this damn convict away from me!

Let's go. Come on. Get him to the infirmary!

Aw, Christ! Guard, get some towels.

VVhere are you going? I thought you'd be with me the whole time.

I just need to go to the salon and tend to a few clients.

I'll be back just in time to comb you out and spray you extra good.

Promise? I promise.

This will help rehydrate you, ease the nausea.

A lot of you guys coming in here like that.

It's that business with the water.

Say you can't drink it but it's okay to shower in it.

I don't know about all that.

More barf than we saw after that one Thanksgiving

when everything had gone bad.

It'll put a girl off of turkey forever.

Nurse?

Miss? Miss?

Miss? Um...

Yeah?

All these fluids?

I'm sorry, nurse, but is it possible for me to use the commode?

I think it's best if you stay put.

Don't want you getting light-headed and all.

Please, ma'am, don't make me use that thing.

A second ago I was a miss, and now I'm a ma'am.

Please? Miss Nurse? I'll walk slow.

Nurse? I can take him.

I'm finished mopping the floors in here.

Okay. But take it slow.

He falls and hits his head, that's on you.

Yes, ma'am.

Yeah, I'm gonna need a hand in here.

What the fuck?

What, you never wondered what it's like to feel white?

Move aside! Out of my way!

This is Warden Burns. I am declaring a code red.

This is not a test.

All guards

and staff are to go into an immediate code fourteen lockdown.

I repeat, this is not a drill.

What are you doing?

Calling it in.

This could turn into a riot.

Put that down.

Hang it UP-

We don't have riots at Monroe.

"Pour one into two. " FISH: Okay.

"Pour two into three." Yep.

"Pour three into four."

Okay.

"And run."

What?

Run!

What the hell?

Are you down, too? Yeah.

They're all down. Here on the mezzanine,

we got no plastic working at all.

Mellie, what did you do?

Well, hello.

I guess someone grew up.

What's your name again, little Logan?

Mellie. Mellie!

Mellie, Mellie, Mellie.

That rhymes with "smelly."

Nice.

Shut up.

There's clothes for you both in the bag

and, Clyde, I put something special in there for you.

Thanks, Mel.

You're going pretty fast.

Well, we got a lot of road to cover so, yeah,

there will be speeding.

Gunning for 100 in a neon blue car

that probably ain't even on the market yet.

Don't you think you're asking for to be pulled over?

Sunday on a holiday weekend.

Police department hit by budget cuts.

There's only one musker patrolling the whole highway for the next 40 miles.

But that's still one musker.

It's been handled.

Mellie,

I'm about to get naked back here. So no peeking.

I said no peeking!

Would you give me my arm, please?

Is it this one?

Yes, sir. Yes, sir, I'm 100% sure

I saw what I saw. It's a purple '77 Eldorado. Yes, sir.

License and registration, ma'am.

Excuse me, but I'm on my way to church.

I don't have time for this.

Step out of the vehicle, ma'am.

I am not going to ask you again.

This is ridiculous! What did I do?

I need you to comply, ma'am.

I need your license, your registration...

You seen that?

Seen what? I need you to focus here.

This woman needs containing.

It's a beautiful day for racing in the Queen City.

Welcome to the Coca-Cola 600.

This is NASCAR's greatest distance

and stock car racing's longest night.

It'll take 400 laps to complete 600 miles.

And Mike, you know,

one of the stories we're all gonna be watching is

this guy Dayton White, as he returns to racing after a two-year break.

And Jeff, you certainly know what it's like to get back behind the wheel

after some time off.

Can we really expect this guy to run up front?

Well, that truly is the question, D.W.

And, yeah, it is extremely tough.

So much has changed since the last time he was in the car.

The cars have changed.

The setups have changed, the competition's changed.

And you know, you just can't underestimate

the mental focus and endurance needed

to get back behind the wheel after this long of a break.

Well, focus, endurance and discipline

could well describe Dayton's off-track routine.

We caught up with him as he prepared

for this highly anticipated return to racing.

DAYTON". There's a team of people looking after my car.

Making sure everything is operating at full capacity.

So it makes sense that I do that for my physical self.

Because I'm not just a driver, I'm an athlete.

Once I began sourcing really clean software,

I noticed a total difference in my clarity and performance.

Software's what I call my food.

Because, when you think about it,

your body is your operating system.

So when your OS may feel like it's working fine,

a problem with software can make your computer not perform properly.

Even crash.

So eating only clean software, making sure my OS

is working at an optimum level and all this will help me win.

Speed up the drops. We'll figure the numbers out later.

No energy drink on the market comes in a magnum, right?

But I had 1O cases of these babies made just for today.

I'll have a little now, before the race, some during the race,

and come lap 600 and that checkered flag,

I think we're all gonna be finishing these puppies off in victory.

You got us all in the shot? Me and the car?

So I've got this racing suit and I've got my helmet right here,

just want to make sure you can see that.

I've been carefully monitoring my glucose levels.

So I'm really in a sweet spot right now for sustained energy.

You're the To The Max driver. You got to drink.

Maybe you should think about those four years ofbaoktaxes

that this drink is paying for?

Yeah, go on!

- Go on! - Come on.

Let's... Drink it!

- Come on. - Come on!

Drink, drink, drink!

Ready, boy? Beware!

Yeah!

Okay. I'm gonna need some cash.

What for?

Supplies. For the job.

I thought Jimmy and your brothers

were bringing everything you needed.

Yeah, no, they did, I just need a little contingency.

Well, it looks like my brothers was successful.

You thirsty?

No. No way.

Just one. Come on. No. No.

We got time. Come on.

Hey, gorgeous. Give me one of those beers, will you?

You want a second one forjust $10 more?

Well, of course I do.

And, baby doll, give me two packs

of those gummy bears.

This is the Warden.

All right?

Now I got your

napkin of demands here of what you want for

peaceful surrender and the safe release

of my guards you're holding captive.

As warden, I can, approve buying a copy of

A Dance With Dragons for the prison library,

to go up on the Game of Thrones shelf.

Now, the only problem is that,

The Winds of Winter and A Dream of Spring have yet to be published,

so those aren't available.

Well, I can't do anything about what I can't control.

That is total bullshit!

George R.R. Martin was supposed to deliver The Winds of Winter

to his publisher over two years ago.

I know that was the original deadline.

That's what it says here.

But I'm reading to you from the Wikipedia page.

It also says that Martin

had a grueling promotion schedule or something, and it's interfered

with his writing schedule- He's failed to complete The Winds of Winter.

That don't make no sense.

Those two guys who transferred in from Federal last month

knew about all the new stuff with the hot chick and her dragons.

No. I 'm telling you,

I believe those two inmates had that information

from watching the TV series.

Again, I'm reading to you. The series has jumped ahead!

It's no longer following the books!

O beautiful

For patriot dream

That sees beyond the years

Thine alabaster

Cities gleam

Undimmed by human tears

America

America

God shed

His grace on thee

And crown thy good

With brotherhood

From sea to

Shining

Sea

Let's blow this thing.

The pace car is in and we're ready to race.

Mike, it's an honor to be able to start

this 600-mile race here on Memorial Day.

Boogity, boogity, boogity!

Let's go racing for those

who made the ultimate sacrifice, boys.

D.W.'s talking about you.

What, Jimmy leave us some sort of door key

for us to meet up?

Something like that. Just remember one thing.

Roll. Don't hesitate, just roll.

What are you talking about?

What's down there?

Remember to roll.

What the fuck?

Come on.

Roll, roll!

Now you didn't tell me about no garbage chute!

You're right.

Hey, hey. It's about time. Come on.

Yeah, blow me.

Aw, come on, Joe, we couldn't tell you everything now.

Yeah, no, no, no.

Screw you both! A garbage chute?

This is what I get for doing business

with a couple of unlucky Logans.

Them's my bleach pens?

Two bleach pens and a plastic bag, as requested.

Give me the tube.

Hold on. That's it?

We're supposed to believe that that's the thing?

Tube.

Now, are you ready?

No. No, hold on. That's it?

That's a plastic bag, bleach pens,

fake salt and gummy bears. That's our bomb?

Don't call it a bomb.

Now, how many yards away is the vault?

About 20 yards. I don't know, maybe 30.

Is it 20 or is it 30?

We are dealing with science here.

I guess when I saw that gummy bears

is our secret ingredient to our bo...

Our explosive device,

that I wasn't thinking about science!

Now, you said yourself we couldn't bring in

normal explosives 'cause of the security!

Now, to make our bang, we need potassium chlorate.

Bleach pens is pure sodium hypochlorite.

Combined with the potassium chloride in the salt substitute,

we have created an equal exchange of ions.

Sugar, plus potassium chlorate

yields...

...two gasses and

a solid.

Now, you throw in some heat, you get energy.

Energy means light, explosion,

or, as I like to call it...

...the Joe Bang.

What? You thought I was going to use

a stick of dynamite or something?

Well, yeah, I kinda did.

Yeah, me, too. I just figured you'd use

a lot to blow through the thick steel walls.

We don't need to blow through the wall.

Them tubes in the venting system is our in.

So, gentlemen, as I said...

...are you ready?

Shit.

- It's coming back! - Get down!

Don't move. I'm not.

And don't breathe.

I'm not.

What are you doing? Wait...

Now I see what the problem is.

I twisted the bag too many times.

Keselowski on the outside

Keselowski on the outside

and see who else is behind him.

He's not gonna give it up that easy.

You can see he's pretty loose.

Call it in.

E Center.

Well, what kind of smoke?

Everything looks fine here. We've got no alarms going off.

What's going on?

Concessions says they have smoke coming out of the PT tube.

If there's no fire, why do we have smoke?

Let's get a couple of guys down there and see what the hell's going on.

Yes, sir.

I'll go east, you go west. Okay.

Hey. Hey, it's coming through! I can hear it!

All right, come on.

- Come on! - There it is, baby!

Come on!

Woo-hoo!

Come on, baby!

Maybe we can leave out of here yet!

Come on, Jimmy! Kick that up a notch! Come on!

Whoa, whoa, whoa! Hey, hey.

Get it in reverse!

Take it easy! We ain't out of here yet!

God.

What? What happened?

You sucked my arm off!

This is your fault, not mine.

You told me to turn it up!

You don't even know how to operate a goddamn machine!

You said put it in reverse! I put it in reverse.

You sucked his arm off!

Your fault. Your fault.

Hold on. It's in there? It's all the way in there?

It's not stuck in the tube or nothing?

No. I got to get in there and get it.

Jimmy, help me get the hose off. I'm gonna go get it myself.

Come on, then Technically, it's not your arm.

Your arm you lost over in Iraq.

That thing in there's just a piece of plastic.

Your arm can't be replaced is what I'm trying to...

Your arm can't be replaced, but that piece of plastic

that you use as an arm, that can be replaced.

Clyde, Clyde, come on. Clyde!

Now, there's a lot more money we can get out of there.

We got to finish this. Come on.

You're with them?

Of course he's with us. The whole thing was his idea.

Yeah.

Except he probably don't wanna say that out loud

'cause he knows you getting your arm blowed off in Iraq was all his fault.

Everybody knows you never would have gone

and joined up to fight if your big brother wasn't the football star.

- Well, that's true. - Yeah.

He was gonna be hot shit. He was gonna play for the NFL.

And nobody around here ever done anything like that.

You were gonna be just another white trash coal miner.

The Logan Family Curse.

Shut up! You two are idiots.

Hey. We're value added to this robbery.

And if anyone has a right to be pulling an attitude here, it's us.

Yeah.

The Bang brothers don't like the job?

You got a problem with it?

Yeah. You changed the date, moved everything around.

This whole job changed dramastically.

We had to change the date!

You knew the terms

for our participating.

We needed a moral reason to pull this job with you.

Now, we was fine with you wanting to get back at that store

for messing with your hot sister.

But you did a whole 360 on everything when you moved up the date!

And NASCAR ain't done nothing to nobody.

NASCAR is a beautiful thing. NASCAR's like America.

It's like you're making us hurt America.

So moving up that date was a vagrant fliolation of our morality clause.

I'll show you "vagrant"...

It's all good, it's all good.

Shut the...

We need to finish this.

Now, you go talk to your brother, all right?

Hold on. Hold on, hold on, hold on. Hold on, man.

Hey, I'm your brother.

All right?

I'm always with you.

I'll buy you 20 new arms.

A hundred, as soon as we're done.

But we got to get you back before anybody notices.

All right? So let's finish this.

Okay?

They'll find it and the guards will be banging on my cell by breakfast.

No, they ain't. 'Cause I'm gonna get it.

I'm gonna get it, I promise you. I swear.

Am I clear?

Don't let these clowns get in your head.

We all know you want to finish first,

but first you got to finish.

I'm getting a lot of dirty air.

I got a hole, I can push through.

Hold back- It's too tight- You're getting boxed.

Whoa, I'm seeing spots.

You're drifting up.

My OS... I think it's crashing.

You're gonna bang in!

What have you got?

I got nothing.

Let's try B level. All right.

Hold up! Stop! Where are you going?

Garbage run.

You two smell any smoke from down there?

No, 'cause we both...

We both lost our sense of smells when we was little.

'Cause of the...

The scarlet fever. Yeah.

Both of us could be on fire and not even know it.

Get that thing out of here. Okay, thank you very much.

Okay. All right.

Something ain't right.

Whoa, whoa.

What's that?

Hey! Your brothers should be back by now!

Why don't you go check on 'em?

You know there's no smoking on CMS property.

That's right.

That's probably why they put an ashtray in here.

You still gotta put that out and get back to work.

Man, it's a three-quarter-mile walk to get outside.

I said break time's over, Smokey.

You know, they call 'em 20 for a reason.

And I got four minutes to go on my 20.

Are you pushing "Open"?

Itdoesn% say "Open", okay?

It says "Start," but it won't open.

Well, stop it.

What? Stop it!

I thought we wanted it to start.

We do, but it needs to stop.

So not start?

We need it to start, but we have to stop it so I can figure out

why it won't open.

Shit.

Hey, hey, hey-

Do you smell any smoke?

Smoke? No.

All I smell is them racing fumes.

All right, thanks. Go ahead.

Shit.

- Okay, get... - Three, two...

Wait, wait, wait, hold on.

Are we going on "one" or are we going on "go"?

Three.

No, we're going on "go"! Three, two...

Hold on! Hold on! You're gonna rip it right off the track!

The chain's jammed.

All right.

Try it now.

Come on. Let's go.

Let's go! Come on. We got to get you back.

Hey! Get... Get down! I said I'd get it!

Come on, let's go!

You'll get it? I'll get it, I swear. Come on. You gots to go.

Let's go, big boy. Come on. Go, go.

Hey! You can't just walk away from me. I own your ass!

Not when I'm behind the wheel, you don't.

Your contract says that I...

My contract says, "Love Handle Enterprises," that's you

"understands, acknowledges and agrees

"that Twin Darling, lnc...", that's me,

"...is not a partner, employee orjoint venturer

"with Love Handle Enterprises".

Drivers in cars win races, Max.

Nobody's rooting for your drink to cross the finish line,

so shut your piehole before I shut it for you.

Do you know what the words "stop payment" mean?

Hey... Hey! You're... You're that guy!

Mellie should have been back by now.

Well, Aunt Mellie normally cloes what she says she's gonna do.

Let's give her a few more minutes

and hope she doesn't go all Logan

and become a total flake like the rest of them.

Good.

MELLIEI All good?

Bumpy on the way out, but we're doing okay.

Where'd your arm go? I mean, your hand?

Can we haul ass?

The cafeteria fire alarm just went off.

Warden, we got to call this in.

We don't have fires at Monroe.

Sir, we don't know what kind of shape those guards are gonna be in.

I mean... They could be dead or worse by now.

And what do you reckon be worse than dead?

Shit! Call it in!

We have a three-alarm fire at Monroe Correctional Facility.

Please respond immediately.

They report a fire in a cafeteria.

I repeat, a fire in the Monroe Correctional Facility cafeteria.

Do not tell me you've been spraying her hair with this!

This will turn her hair into an SOS pad.

I was doing the best I could! You were late!

Like you never brushed your own daughter's hair before.

I wish you all wouldn't fight. You're making me more nervous.

You're right, baby doll.

Is Daddy here?

I didn't see him. I was rushing.

Did your daddy say he was coming?

Yeah. Why?

I don't know. I just thought he was working.

What? That job at the Speedway? I heard he got fired.

Funny how he never brought that up.

- You look like a princess. - You're gonna do great.

I thought maybe you'd run off.

And leave you, beautiful? Never.

You know, we got caught on the other side of that there gate

when the lockdown happened.

It was terrifying.

For her talent, Sadie Logan will perform Umbrella by Rihanna.

I picked this song

'cause it's my daddy's favorite.

Almost heaven

West Virginia

Blue Ridge Mountains

Shenandoah River

Life is old there

Older than the trees

Younger than the mountains

Growing like a breeze

Country roads

Take me home

To the place

I belong

West Virginia

Mountain momma

Take me home

Country roads

All my memories

Gathered 'round her

Miner's lady Stranger to blue water

Dark and dusty

Painted on the sky

Misty taste of moonshine

Teardrops in my eye

Country roads

Take me home

To the place

I belong

West Virginia

Mountain momma

Take me home

Country roads

Where're you gonna put it?

I can make a trophy case.

You're gonna need to now, you've got so many.

All right. Give me a hug.

I love you, Daddy. I love you, too.

Let me see the gun show.

All right. I love you.

Night, Jo. See you, Jimmy.

Come on.

See you back at home, Bobbie. All right.

What the heck?

What the hell happened to my car?

Are you kidding me?

Hey, partner. Where you headed to?

All the way through?

Mind if I catch a ride with you?

You sure?

Authorities have confirmed they have recovered the money

stolen from the Charlotte Motor Speedway

in what some are calling the "Hillbilly Heist."

Sources say an anonymous caller led police to this gas station

where they discovered an abandoned truck containing bags of cash

that have been positively linked

to the robbery over the weekend.

The truck was reported stolen last week.

Our forensic team is at work on the scene.

And we're certain that they will find...

Why go to all the trouble to rob a place

if you don't have the guts to keep the money?

He must've chickened out.

Well, we are joined now by a resident daredevil

at Little Victory Family Shelter.

This is Josh Morrison. Thank you for joining us today.

Right. He comes on about, you know...

He used to come on a lot on Midday, for Pet of the Week.

So he's joining us to talk about a new adoption challenge

at the shelter for little victories. We do have to talk about the...

Well, we brought everyone in at 6:00 this morning.

Couldn't work all weekend, you know, 'cause of the race, obviously.

But everything was just like we left it on Friday.

How many men do you have working today?

Well, 40 or so.

I guess we're on a bit of a tight deadline

'cause they're trying to get everything shored up,

since the season's starting.

We'll be wrapping out of here this week.

I'm gonna need prints from all your guys.

Well, sure, but all the workers

have to wear protective gloves at all times.

Thafs“. Well, it's a union rule.

Union rules. Yep.

Great. Agent Grayson.

Local PD got a call from someone claiming to be an eyewitness.

Swears they saw the robbers, can definitely identify 'em.

Yeah, I saw 'em. I know who they are, too.

Why don't we start at the beginning.

Where'd you see them?

In a tunnel, leading from the track back

to the shower room and the lockers.

There's a saying in our business,

"Set it up and shut up",

so I'll shut up.

What the hell was that?

You call yourself a driver?

What, you've never been boxed in a turn before?

I told you I didn't want to drink your poison.

I thought I was having a heart attack!

That poison...

Hey, hey. Can't one of you hit mute?

I'm trying to give my statement to the FBI here.

There was two of 'em. Right? Now one of 'em was a bartender

from that place out off of I-17. Got one arm.

The guy with him, I don't know who he was.

And you know the bartender from?

A while back, I got in a fight at the bar.

- With the bartender? - No, with his brother.

Did the brother have one arm or two?

The brother's got both.

And the fight was about?

I can't remember.

And you won that fight at the bar?

Hell, yeah, lwon it!

So you saw the bartender with one arm

and an unknown male companion in the tunnel during the race?

And they were?

Well, they was just walking, but it was suspicious-like.

Suspicious how?

They shouldn't have been down there. That was suspicious.

But you didn't think to mention this encounter to anyone

until you saw the news on the television about the robbery?

The docs had to set my nose, all right?

I've been in recovery.

So all these injuries are the result

of your latest fight with the brothers?

Bartender brother.

He's the one that punched me in the tunnel.

The one-arm?

Yeah, look, just ask my driver, Dayton White.

Right? He was with me when all this went down.

He'll back up my story.

Yes, when you called in your tip, you mentioned

that he'd be able to corroborate your story.

We spoke with Dayton White earlier today.

He stated he was never in the tunnel with you during the race.

Never saw two suspicious men.

And has no idea what you're talking about.

Did you talk to him?

I think you knows better.

I stopped by the trailer when he wasn't home.

I think I got most of your stuff.

You sure love your books.

And there's some mail there, too.

GRAYSON". Visitation logs

indicate that Jimmy Logan, an employee

recently fired from the Speedway,

came with his brother Clyde to see Joseph Bang here,

on April 15th.

They returned two days later for a second visit.

Now, we only have video of this meeting, no audio,

so we have no idea what they discussed.

But the following week,

Clyde Logan drives through the window of a Corner Save Mart

and ends up being sentenced to 90 days here.

You seem to have a lot of information in your FBI folders there.

And so?

You don't think that's an incredible coincidence?

No. Not really.

I mean, if you're asking me, am I shocked that the criminals locked up in here

are friends with other criminals? No, I'm not.

So Clyde Logan and Joseph Bang were incarcerated here

at your prison on May the 28th.

And you had no problems,

no issues of any kind at your prison on that day?

Is that right?

No, we didn't have any problems.

Right. 'Cause Monroe County Fire Department

said they dispatched multiple units

around 8:30 p.m. that night.

There was a small kitchen fire,

but that's not a problem in the context of this prison.

I mean, it's standard operating procedure

for them to dispatch multiple units

any time there's a fire at the prison.

That was no big deal. It was out within a few minutes.

You're certain that these two inmates

couldn't have broken out of here,

robbed the Speedway and then broken back into your prison

without you knowing about it?

No.

Agent Grayson, I've been warden here for nine years and I can tell you this.

We don't have an escape problem at Monroe.

REPORTER". What do you think of the robbery?

Well, I heard that they're calling it "Ocean's 7-Eleven",

'cause they found that truck with the money behind a convenience store.

WOMAN 2". I heard that they're calling 'em the Redneck Robbers,

'cause they think the guys who did this whole thing

are from around here. I hope they never catch 'em.

Where does this investigation stand?

Well, let me tell you this.

Even though the crime was committed in Charlotte,

the fact that the money was recovered here

makes it a very serious matter.

We're involving all of our local, state...

You have a problem with the food here, inmate?

No, no, no, Warden. No problem.

Reckon your stomach's not been bothering you lately?

No, Warden, no.

Thank... Thank you for asking me.

You best be cleaning up your mess.

Now! Sir.

What'd you say to me, inmate?

Go on.

Thank you.

GRAYSON". What about the disgruntled fired employee?

The brother of the one-armed bartender?

Jimmy Logan was fired six weeks before the robbery.

His brother, Clyde, is the one-armed bartender

Max Chilblain claims to have seen during the race.

But we know there's no way Clyde Logan

could have been in that underground walkway

because he was serving time at the Monroe Correctional Facility

on the day of the robbery.

I hate airtight alibis.

Where did Jimmy Logan's cell phone

tell us he was during the race?

Jimmy Logan doesn't have a cell phone.

Shut off three months ago for non-payment.

He also drives a 1983 Ford F-150,

so no GPS.

No email, no social media.

We did get a few hits on his name

on other social media accounts,

which place him at Valley View High Schooldufingtherace.

His daughter was competing in the Miss Pretty West Virginia Pageant.

And apparently she won.

How's your brother?

I wouldn't know.

You haven't talked to him? Nope.

Not once?

Nope.

Well, it seems strange, you know,

you two being so close and all.

Last I heard, he moved south to be closer to his daughter.

How far south?

Lynchburg.

Guess his ex moved down there

when her husband opened a new car lot.

Well,

if you do speak to him...

Tell him I'd like 110 talk t0 him.

I doubt I'll be talking to him.

He never told you why he gave all that money back?

On the house.

Generous.

You've had your six months, and you made no arrests.

Meanwhile, the locals talk about these thieves

like they're some type of Hee Haw Heroes.

So, we would like to move forward

and put this entire incident

in our rearview mirror, if you will.

Okay?

Thank you again.

I do have one last question.

Sure.

You just said you received a payout from your insurance company

for the money that wasn't recovered.

Yes. That's right.

We were here with forensic accountants for weeks

poring over the register logs and receipts.

No one here was ever able to give us an exact accounting

of how much money was actually stolen.

Right, um... It's... Well, it's very complex.

The algorithm and whatnot.

Yeah, we heard about the complicated algorithms.

So how did you arrive at the number to ask for?

If you didn't know how much was stolen.

I'm not an accountant, so, I wasn't in there for those discussions.

But as far as all of us here at Charlotte Motor Speedway are concerned,

the matter has been resolved to our satisfaction.

Assholes.

You seriously want to trust these two with our lives?

They're gonna know what we want 'em to know.

All right! But we can get two more.

What's rule eight?

"Don't get greedy."

All right, you're done here. Come on, you got to get the car anyway. Go!

Yeah, you're right there. You're right on top of it. Just dig in there.

Mr. Naaman?

This one's addressed to you.

Came in through the donation box.

It's heavy, but don't get excited.

It's got to be from a crazy, written with crayon. Know what I mean?

Where to, Mr. Naaman?

Hey. Hi.

New job?

Yeah. It's just seasonal.

Ihopethey keep me on, though. It's nice being close to home.

You want to come in?

No, no. I'll just wait.

Daddy! Hey! What's up, man,

Body slam!

What time you want her back?

Whatever time works best for you.

We're just around. All right.

Don't wait up!

All right. So I was thinking putt-putt golf.

They got those new go-karts down there.

Sure. As long as we get gelato after.

Gelato? Yeah.

Ain't that like fancy ice cream?

I thought you couldn't do that 'cause of your pageants.

I'm over all that stuff.

I've been really getting into the culinary arts lately.

Cum-what'?

Cooking! I've been watching a lot of Top Chef.

Really? Yeah.

I've been learning a lot. Like how gelato isn't just fancy ice cream.

It's made at a slower churn rate than ice cream,

so less air gets mixed in.

That's why it has such a silky texture.

A churn rate?

Yeah, a churn rate. How fast the paddle in the machine moves.

Sometimes the paddle is called a dasher.

Yeah, no, I know what that is. A dasher.

It's kinda like Dasher and Dancer and Vixen.

No, Daddy!

I know exactly what that is. No, it's not that.

I didn't know that reindeer made ice cream.

They don't!

You funny.

You funny. You funny-looking.

You never told me how you knew the coast was clear

and we could go get the money.

Well, you know how that phone company

that give you about 60 days to pay that phone bill?

Yeah. Well, you go one clay over and they shut your phone off.

So?

I ain't paid the bill out at the trailer in like six months.

So?

I figured long as they was tapping my phone, they'd keep it on.

About a week ago, it finally went dead.

That's pretty good. Yeah.

You came up with that on your own?

Yes, I did.

Well, that's a lot of thinking for a Logan.

Hey, Jimmy. Hey.

What you doing?

So, Mellie...

What do you make of all this Logan Curse stuff?

Well, that's Clyde's thing. I never really gave it that much thought.

What about you? You think we're destined to repeat the past?

No.

I'm all about the future.

Shoot. Sorry about that. Another Especial for the lady?

Yeah. I missed out on the toast.

You know they say it's bad luck to toast with an empty glass.

They do say that.

It's also bad luck to toast alone, so,

why don't you pour yourself one on me?

So you don'tjinx me.

I would have remembered if you'd ever been in the bar before.

Are you just passing through? Yeah. Passing through.

But I'm hoping to stay a while.

Well, then...

Here's to staying a while.