Original subtitles

Once upon a time,

There were three Beautiful girls.

Two of them graduated From the police academy.

The other graduated from A top school for models.

And they each Reaped their rewards

Of their exciting careers.

But I took them Away from all that,

And now they work for me.

My name is charlie.

♪♪

♪♪

Lieutenant, that's A pretty wild story.

A professional assassin Coming to hawaii to fill a contract.

Sounds more like a case For james bond instead of us.

Why did you come To us, lieutenant?

Because of her.

Me?

Washington gave Me your name. Why?

You were on vacation in Mexico city two years ago.

Yeah?

And you were at The train station...

When the man went Berserk and shot up the place.

Not berserk.

He was a hired assassin.

The same man we think Is on the way to hawaii.

And you think I Can identify him?

Can you?

I'll never forget him.

Then you'll help us?

Of course we will. When do we start?

At the airport right now.

♪♪

A terrorist attempt was just Made in the athens airport

On the life of eric nilsson

The head of world pac,

The international Peace organization.

Nilsson survived but three Of his bodyguards didn't.

The red circle Is claiming credit.

More importantly, they've vowed

That he'll never live to Make his next speech.

Which he's supposed To deliver here

At the convention Center on saturday.

I don't have to tell You how important it is

That the assassin doesn't Get out of the airport.

If he gets out there Among all those tourists,

We may not get him at all.

At least, not in time.

Let's go.

Lieutenant.

You know, the airport Isn't the only way

To get onto these islands.

No, but it's the Most likely way.

But just to assure, we have The men covering the harbor.

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This will be flight 901.

Last stop was l.A.

Most of the passengers are With the singles tour. Club aloha.

They're going to take over The paradise beach hotel

For two weeks.

What makes you Think the assassin

Will be on this Particular flight?

We are planning on Covering all the flights,

Especially the ones From the mainland.

See you later.

Well, the red circle's A european gang.

Wouldn't he be Coming in from europe?

Now, if you were gonna come To hawaii to kill somebody,

Would you spend An hour in customs

Or would you clear Customs on the mainland

Where nobody's looking for you?

You're right. I got you.

Here they come.

Passengers for flight 709 May now board at gate 16.

Gate 16.

For mr. Rowan,

Please call the flight desk.

For mr. Rowan, please Call the flight desk.

Club aloha singles. Everybody over here.

Come on, group.

Come on, group.

Club aloha singles.

Everybody over here.

The buses will be waiting Outside of the main terminal.

You can't miss them.

How do we get our bags?

Take the shuttles out front.

And please, people, Please stick together.

Come on. Let's go. Club Aloha singles, follow me.

Aloha singles, right this way.

Okay, march. Let's go.

Club aloha singles, over here.

Flight officer clarke,

Please contact maintenance.

Flight officer clarke, Please contact maintenance.

Hang in there, everybody. You're almost there.

Right this way.

All passengers for Flight 492 to chicago

Now boarding gate 43.

All passengers for Flight 492 to chicago

Now boarding gate 43.

That's him.

That's him, just going Through the door.

Passengers for lisbon may Now board flight 123 at gate 4.

Flight 123 now Boarding at gate 4.

After you.

Don, do you read me?

Go ahead, lieutenant.

Our man just Boarded the shuttle.

We're ready for him down here.

We want to see if He's meeting anyone,

So make sure nobody tries to Take him until I give the word.

Okay.

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That's him.

He's wearing a moustache.

Taxi!

Sorry, this cab's taken.

Hold it right there.

Why don't you give it all up?

You heard.

Are you all cops?

Just say we're good friends.

Friends?

Is there a law against Wearing a moustache?

No.

But there is one against Using a false passport.

Bureaucrats.

They're all imbeciles.

They must have, uh, Confused the passports.

But this is your suitcase.

It appears so.

And these are your clothes?

They seem so.

This would be your machine gun.

I have never seen it before.

Call on five.

It's interpol. Id section.

Yes? What is it?

Lieutenant torres.

Thank you.

He is fredrick ober, all right.

He did time in France and in ltaly.

The seret was able To make a positive id

On the photo we telexed.

You'll never save The pig nilsson.

Where I have failed, Another will succeed.

The red circle always succeeds.

Bureaucrats!

Sam, get him out of here.

Thank you, ladies.

And you, mr. Bosley.

That was pretty easy, wasn't it?

Maybe almost too easy.

Just what I was thinking.

It was what we Were all thinking.

Lieutenant, when the red circle Tried to kill nilsson in athens,

Exactly what happened?

He was changing planes. There was a tour group...

Tour group?

In athens, it was A religious group.

Pilgrims going to the holy land.

These two red circle members

Were disguised as Members of the group.

Did you say "Two"?

I guess one was a backup In case the other one failed.

Fortunately, they both failed.

Wait a minute. What did ober say?

"Where I have failed, Another will succeed."

In the meantime, while we Were paying that attention to ober,

Another assassin could Have slipped through.

Ober wanted us to catch him.

It was too easy.

We are going to have to Check everyone on that plane.

That's going to Take a long time.

What else can I do?

Lieutenant, didn't you say

That all the singles were Staying at the same hotel?

Well, that should give Us a pretty good idea

Where the assassin would be.

Well, yes, probably.

Well, with your Permission, of course,

Maybe we could Save you a little time.

With nilsson due in Honolulu in less than 72 hours,

I will take all the Help I can get.

I think julie and Bos should do a story

On swinging singles.

♪♪

Hi, I'm toni green.

You're from single Life magazine?

You're here to do the article?

That's right. I'm john bosley.

This is my photographer, Julie rogers.

Glad to meet you.

Come on, let me show you around.

I can't wait to get started.

You see, I hope to Capture the real story

Of life at the Paradise beach hotel.

I mean, who the people Are, why they come here,

What they hope to Find, what they do find.

I think I'll call the article, "Singles in paradise."

What do you Think? Real original.

Ah. Well, as far As I'm concerned,

You can call it Anything you want,

As long as you Spell the names right.

Hey, don't forget, we're Doing a picture layout too.

Oh, of course, pictures, Pictures. Lots of pictures.

The beautiful people In the beautiful setting.

As a matter of fact, the Pictures will probably tell

As much of the Story as the words.

Maybe even more.

Oh, very funny. Professional jealousy.

Come on.

Can I ask you Something, mr. Bosley?

Only if you call me john.

John.

All right, what's the question?

Well, actually, it's more Of a favor than a question.

I'd appreciate it if you'd Handle our guests gently

When it comes to Taking pictures of them.

Oh, why is that?

Well, you see, the Philosophy of the club

Is to provide an environment

Where single people can Get together on equal footing.

You know, where There aren't a lot of rules.

And while they're all Supposed to be single,

That isn't always the case.

Oh, well, don't Worry about that.

Single life magazine Is not a scandal sheet.

You see, we would Never take a picture

And print it of anyone Without their permission.

Oh, never.

You don't know how much Better that makes me feel.

How about if I get a shot of The two of you to start things off?

Terrific. If we have Your permission.

Of course you do.

Shoot.

Shoot.

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Hi there. Hi. How's it going?

Are you kidding? I worked One summer in my uncle's bar.

The bar business Is like swimming.

Once you learn How, you never forget.

What can I get you, mr. Bosley?

Whatever he's Having, it's on the club.

Well, I've heard an awful lot About your hawaiian coffee.

I think I'll have one Of those. All right.

Coffee? I'm disappointed.

Miss green, I am working.

It's toni. And what Time do you get off?

Hopefully soon.

All right.

♪♪

Ah, there you are. How Are you coming, kelly?

Well, we started With the plane's crew

And anyone flying On foreign passport.

There were 13 of them. But they all seem okay.

Oh, and toni green, The tour director,

Looks clean too.

She's been with the Club for three years.

Well, where did The flight originate?

New york.

But it stopped in chicago, Detroit and minneapolis.

Yeah, all of which are Near the canadian border.

Right.

Our man travels from Europe to canada,

Crosses over to the u.S. At any number of spots,

And then hops a Flight to the islands.

Well, these people Aren't amateurs, are they?

They certainly aren't.

Lieutenant torres is Tracing ober's moves

To see if anyone else Followed exactly the same route.

Kelly, listen, do you Think there's any chance

Of convincing nilsson To delay his visit

Until we can assure his safety?

Nilsson won't budge.

Torres' boss tried, the Governor of the state tried,

And he says his schedule's Set and he won't change it.

He doesn't want the red circle To think he can be intimidated.

Well, it seems to me it's Better to be intimidated

Than to be dead.

Well, unfortunately, You're not him.

Bottom line is he'll Be here in 48 hours.

Yeah.

Smile.

Thanks.

♪♪

Where's the, uh, Rest of your foursome?

It's just me. I'm playing alone.

You mean you came to a singles Resort so you could be alone?

Now, that is different.

Uh, my name is john bosley.

I'm doing an article On club aloha.

Bud fisher. Hi.

What kind of an article?

Well, it's for single Life magazine.

I just wanna find out what goes On at a swinging singles resort.

You've got the wrong Fellow. This is my first time.

Really? Oh, that's perfect.

I'd love to get Your point of view.

You know, like what Did you expect exactly?

How does "To be Left alone" sound?

Oh, well, I'm just Trying to do my job.

That's fine. Then do it with Somebody else, all right?

Hey, fellas. Over here.

No pictures, please.

Look, I asked you Nicely, now you...

Wait a minute, wait a minute. Look, relax. I won't use it.

Well, if you do, then I'm Gonna sue the both of you

For invasion of privacy, And I'm gonna win too.

Okay, okay. You're not The only picture on the roll.

When I get it developed, I'll give you the negative.

Fair enough?

Friend of yours?

Not exactly.

Well, one thing's for sure.

Another jack nicklaus, he ain't.

♪♪

Hey. Oh, you're in trouble.

Oh!

Are you all right? Yes.

Oh, you got me.

Hey! Cut that out!

You go on. I'll Take care of them.

John bosley, single Life magazine.

Now, wait a minute. No way Are we gonna be in that magazine.

Take it easy, jack.

Look, you know What that would do.

Why don't you go up to the hotel

And let me talk to him, huh?

You certainly handled Him well, miss...?

Gallo. Lisa gallo.

Uh, can I trust you?

Depends what with?

A confession.

Do I look like a priest?

Not much, but I think I'll risk it,

If you'll buy me a drink.

Well, what about your friend?

Well, what about him?

Right.

Here we go.

What I have going with jack Barrows is totally innocent.

He's married and You call it innocent.

Well, adult innocent.

Whether it lasts a day, a Week, or several weeks,

Nobody's gonna get hurt.

Unless his wife sees Those photographs of us.

Oh, don't worry. Your secret Is safe with julie and me.

I knew you'd understand.

Is that why a woman like You comes to a resort like this?

I mean, were you hoping to Meet someone like jack barrows?

Unless I could meet Someone better.

You know, the nice thing About having relationships

At a place like this is that Nobody expects them to last.

I'll remember that.

I'll quote you.

Forget the quote.

Remember me.

Oh, I think I'll Remember you, all right.

♪♪

Give me that last one again.

Kelly: mark williams.

The address and phone number

He gave the airlines Are both phony.

And he paid cash for his ticket.

I know it's not much but...

Well, it's more than We had a few hours ago.

Oh, and there are a couple of Other names we can eliminate.

All right. Well, then look,

You have to hold On for a second.

I've gotta get my passenger List. It's in the bedroom.

Be right back.

♪♪

Bos!

Bosley! Bos!

Did you see anyone Else in the hallway?

Well, yes, a man just ran By as I came out of my room.

He went towards the pool.

Oh, not where They're having the luau.

What happened?

There was a burglar in my room.

Did he take anything?

Oh, nothing I can't replace.

Just a roll of Film I shot today.

♪♪

You could have at least Told me who you were.

I'm sorry, there was Just no other way.

Hi. Hi.

Here it is.

Out of 36 shots on that roll, 22 were club aloha guests.

Well, this should simplify Our job considerably.

Well, at least we know The assassin is in this hotel.

And our boy wouldn't Have taken such a chance

Unless he knew that his Picture was on file somewhere.

I've already talked to interpol.

They're sending every Photo they can come up with

Of known red circle members.

Okay. By tomorrow night,

I'll have another shot Of everyone on the list.

You know, if I could get Moved to the lobby bar,

It would make it a Whole lot easier to see

If any of the 22 Leave the hotel.

I think I can arrange it.

I'll have men out Front at all times.

All you have to Do is say the word.

They'll tail anybody you say.

Good.

Bos, what about that mark Williams I called you about?

Is he on julie's list?

Uh, no, he's not.

Who's mark williams?

Oh, that poor man.

He's been sick ever Since he arrived.

I don't think he's Been out of his room.

Has he seen a doctor?

He is a doctor.

How do you know?

I don't know. He said he was.

Well, he lied to the airlines

About his phone Number and address.

Oh, dear. I see what you mean.

Julie, along with the shots Of the 22, do you think... 7?

Mark williams? I got him.

♪♪

♪♪

Barrows just left Here in a big hurry.

Two of his men Are following him.

I think we may have something.

What do you think?

I think it's a little too soon

To start planning Our victory party.

Maybe I should get out there

And supervise the Surveillance myself.

It might be a good idea.

♪♪

Well, as far as I know,

Bud fisher is exactly Who he says he is:

A business Executive from detroit.

Besides, he doesn't Have an accent of any kind.

Nothing says our man Will have an accent.

Hi. Got them.

All 22?7 so fast?

Yup. This time, you keep them.

I'll see that kris gets them.

Okay. Well, off to My next assignment.

The reclusive mark williams.

See you later. Goodbye.

♪♪

I hope you don't mind me Dropping in on you like this.

That's about the corniest Line I've ever heard.

Well, if I knew this Was gonna happen,

I'd have thought Of a better one.

Are you hurt?

Only my professional pride.

Oh, I see.

Uh, if you don't mind my asking,

What are you... 7? What Are you doing up there?

I work for single life magazine,

And we're doing an Article on the club,

And I was trying to Get some pictures.

Pictures? Pictures of what?

Of you.

Of me? Why me?

You're our mystery man.

I mean, you've been hiding Out here like howard hughes.

I just had to have A shot of a man

Who would come to Club aloha to be a hermit.

Well, I hate to disappoint you,

But club aloha would not Have been my first choice.

It just so happened to be the First plane leaving minneapolis

When I arrived at the airport.

You sound like a man in a Big hurry to get some place.

No. To get away from someone.

Wanna talk about her?

It's not just her.

It's them.

My wife and one of my patients.

I'm a doctor.

And she's my nurse, Or was my nurse.

♪♪

Bos. Barrows just came Back with a shopping bag.

Yeah, well, kelly Just called in.

Lieutenant torres Followed barrows downtown

To a luggage shop in honolulu.

Well, he's gotta have A connection here

If he wanted to get Away afterwards.

Also to get a weapon.

He certainly couldn't Carry one on a plane.

It looks like we've Got a live one.

I hope it's the live one.

Nilsson is due in honolulu Tomorrow afternoon.

Well, don't worry.

Barrows won't leave this Hotel without company.

Just because you saw them Together doesn't mean anything.

You think that Doesn't bother me?

What if nothing happened?

I ran off like some spoiled kid.

Do you love her?

Yes.

Or I did. I don't know anymore.

Well, you're never gonna Find out by hiding like an ostrich

With your head in the sand.

No, I don't think I Can speak with her.

Not yet anyway.

Well, while you're thinking About it, do me a favor.

Take your picture?

Thanks.

I gotta go now, but If you really love her,

Give her another chance, okay?

Uh...

Why is it you don't Use the front door?

It's a lot simpler.

Good thinking.

♪♪

I just talked to kelly.

These are the photos That julie took this morning.

Just got them back from the lab.

Any of these match up With the red circle photos?

Not so far.

Uh-oh, bos.

Trouble.

You've got company.

I'm surprised to See you still alone.

Well, like I said, I'm working.

Why don't you interview Me over a drink?

Only a fool would turn Down such a beautiful lady.

Won't you sit down?

Miss.

Well, what would you like?

Mai tai.

Fine.

To paraphrase your own lines,

I'm surprised to See you alone again.

Oh, you mean jack?

Well, lately my life just seems

To be a series of One-night stands.

Doesn't that, uh, bother you?

Of course it bothers me.

But not as much as being married

To a man like that Would bother me.

I think I've found someone much More interesting to replace him.

Oh? Who?

You.

Did anyone ever tell you That you're outrageous?

Yes, they usually say Outrageous and charming.

Have you ever been married?

Never.

Now, how could such An attractive man as you

Stay single, hm?

Oh, there's a lot to be Said for being single.

Well, you don't have to Sell me on staying single.

I've been single Several times myself.

I wonder where Everybody's going.

Let's go find out.

It's barrows.

♪♪

♪♪

According to lieutenant torres, The maid cleaned the room

After barrows came Back to the hotel,

And she doesn't remember Throwing out a shopping bag.

Well, he could've dumped The bag someplace else.

Or he could have left the bag And its contents someplace else.

And that someone killed him?

Suppose someone left a weapon

At the luggage shop For the assassin.

Now, it's not likely that He would risk exposure

By picking it up himself, is it?

So he sends jack barrows.

But if barrows is an Accomplice, why kill him?

Hello?

Yes. We're all here.

All right. Thank you very much.

The medical examiner just Finished the autopsy on barrows.

He died of a slow-acting Poison, a relatively rare one.

It would take some medical Knowledge to administer it.

Dr. Mark williams?

I can't believe it.

Well, he did give A false address

And phone number to the airline.

Well, who knows Why he'd do that?

He said he was so mixed up,

He just caught the First plane he could get.

He didn't care Where he was going.

Well, I hope You're right, julie,

But we can't take that chance.

No. No, you're right. We can't.

Well, I better get This film off to the lab.

His picture's on it.

Any luck with the first roll?

Interpol just sent a Batch of new photos

Of the red circle People. It's slow.

Oh, you can eliminate The one named bud fisher.

Oh? Why is that?

- his real name's zzbrofski. - zzbrofski per script - nick

He's an accountant with A labor union in detroit.

Apparently, the fbi Wants to talk to him

About some missing funds.

Well, why doesn't Lieutenant torres

Tell the fbi where They can find him?

Already done.

Ah, it's getting late. I Better get back to honolulu.

Well, there's nothing more We can do tonight, anyway.

First thing in the morning, The lieutenant and I

Are gonna pay a visit To that luggage shop.

Don't worry. We'll get a break.

You'd better. Nilsson's plane Touches down in about 15 hours.

♪♪

Morning. Can I help you?

Well, I hope so.

My friend's husband Was in yesterday

And he bought Her a beautiful bag,

And I'd love to Have one just like it.

Which bag was it?

Well, I don't see it.

I don't think it Was any of these.

Do you have some More in the back?

No, this is all. Except For custom orders.

That's it. It must have Been a custom order.

I'll look it up in The order book.

Is the I for lin?

Oh, yes. I put it On all custom work.

Very nice.

Now, what's your friend's name?

Oh, kris barrows.

Her husband's name Is jack barrows.

Don't know anybody by that name.

Well, sure you do. He Was in here yesterday.

No. Sorry.

Don't worry, lieutenant,

He won't give you Any more trouble.

♪♪

Are you, uh, leaving us?

Oh... What's wrong?

Well, I just can't Stay here any longer,

Not after what happened.

I didn't think barrows Meant that much to you.

He was just a guy, But he was nice.

Why did that have to happen?

Well, will you be going home?

I've had enough fun for a while.

Look at them. All Laughing and carrying on

As if nothing ever happened.

I've gotta get out of here.

I'm just sorry that we Didn't have a chance

To become better acquainted.

I don't think it Was in the cards.

Well...

It might have been interesting.

When you come to new york,

Will you call me?

I don't get to new York very often.

Is she all right? She Seemed very upset.

She was upset.

I think I might Have misjudged her.

Kris. Bos.

Take a look at these. We hit the jackpot.

Which one is he?

Not him. Her. It's lisa gallo.

Are you sure?

Well, what do you think?

Well, it's such a bad picture.

Her real name's Francesca girard.

She's french-algerian.

She was a nurse, so she'd Know how to use the poison.

She just checked Out, and I let her go.

Mark williams is gone,

But his bags are in the Bungalow. He didn't check out.

When I couldn't find him,

We used toni's Passkey to get inside.

Could the red circle Have sent a third killer?

It's gotta be mark williams.

Kelly, when will the pictures That julie took of williams

Be ready at the lab?

Not soon enough To do us any good.

Oh, I know what he Looks like, so does toni.

I sure do.

Well, we all know Where to find them.

Right. The airport. Let's go.

I just talked to the tower.

Now, nilsson's plane is due To arrive one half hour early.

Oh, great. Where's julie?

She and toni are Out there somewhere.

I better get with torres.

♪♪

Will mr. Rowan

Please call the flight desk?

Will mr. Rowan please Call the flight desk?

All passengers of Flight 492 to chicago

May now board at gate 43.

♪♪

Excuse me, excuse me.

Excuse me.

Excuse me. Excuse me, please.

John? What are you doing here?

Looking for you.

This is not where you Catch your flight to new york.

I had something Else I had to do.

Not anymore you don't.

♪♪

That must be his wife.

Dr. Williams.

Hi.

You were right.

Sometimes there really Is a happily ever after.

♪♪

♪♪

Hi, everybody. All: hi.

Hi, charlie. If you're there.

Charlie: right here, julie.

We were just about to go out To lunch. You wanna join us?

Oh, I'd love to, but I just had brunch

With dr. Williams and his wife.

They wanted to say thanks.

I guess this is our Day for thank yous.

Charlie just got a nice call From the governor's office.

Not to mention a call from The world peace organization

And several from european Law enforcement agencies.

You landed a big fish when You brought in lisa gallo.

Wow, I'm impressed.

We're impressed too. With you.

Well, I...

Thank you. I just did...

Well, it's not what you Did, it's how you did it.

I don't understand.

Well, kris means you handled Your part of the assignment

Like you'd been Doing it for years.

She's right, julie.

I've been doing this sort Of thing for a long time.

You're one of the fastest Learners I've ever seen.

And from what Dr. Williams told me,

She's also a pretty Good marriage counselor.

Oh, wow.

I feel so, uh, dumb.

I have so much to say and I...

Well, what's most important

Is that you really make Me feel like I belong.

And that really Means a lot to me.

It's really important For someone like me

To have friends like you.

Well, julie, you're more Than a friend to us now.

You're part of the family.

Right.

Yes, indeed.

Welcome. Thanks.

All right.

♪♪