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I don't know. Seems a little impulsive, Vic. I mean, what do you really know about this guy?

Well, let's see. He has a job. He's over 40. I haven't heard him say bro to anyone yet. And he gave me one of the best orgasms of my life.

Maybe we should pack a little faster. Hopefully he has friends with similar talents.

Yes. We do not want to miss this flight.

Let's go.

Damn!

So, this is obviously the greatest swipe right decision in the history of loneliness.

Perfect timing. It's almost happy hour.

I think any hour here is happy hour.

This is one of my favorite places.

I like to bring my employees here a couple times a year, blow off some steam.

I'm really glad you guys could make it.

Yeah, I had to really think hard about coming with her.

I mean, do I really need a free trip to a luxury resort?

It was a tough decision.

You have single friends, right?

Yes, but be careful.

It's okay. I have low standards.

Just being able to afford staying here gets one to second base.

Oh, God.

Well, I have a few things I have to take care of, so why don't you guys grab a drink at the bar and I'll catch up with you guys later.

You heard the man. It's almost happy hour.

I'm so happy.

Afternoon, ladies. What can I get for you guys?

You're adorable. Are you single?

Thanks, but I'm afraid not.

I am in fact single.

I'll catch up with you later, sweetie.

Wow. That is the fastest courtship I've ever seen.

Yeah, she's not very shy. She's also not very picky.

I can see that. How about you?

Oh, I'm here with someone. He's not my boyfriend or anything.

Just a nice man I met.

Okay, I meant, did you want something to drink?

Oh, um... Chardonnay, please.

You got it.

Hey, babe. I want you to come meet some of my golfing buddies.

I was telling them all about you, and I think I'm exaggerating, so come on.

No pressure. I'm bringing my wine.

Hey, bro. Chop-chop, yeah? We gotta go.

Sorry about that. This one's on me.

It should be. Come on, let's go.

You know, I wasn't actually expecting

I am in fact single to be a successful pickup line.

You know, normally it wouldn't be, but two things stood out.

It was very bold, and your delivery was impeccable.

My delivery?

Yeah. If you would have just turned around and waved like an idiot

and told me you were single, I wouldn't have given you the time of day.

Well, you should see my stand-up deck this weekend.

You're not actually a comedian, are you?

No, I like to be able to afford to eat, you know, and pay my bills.

I work for an ad agency.

That's my boss, actually, over there.

It's kind of like a bachelor retreat.

It's weird that he's here with a date, because he's always such a player.

Well, you might have one now, too.

Can I take it off for you?

Thank you.

Let's take this off.

You're so sexy.

Yes.

It feels so good.

Oh, it feels so good.

It feels so good.

I love the way you kiss me

God, you're so fuckin' sexy

Thank you, sir

Yes.

I feel so good.

Fuck.

my god

oh fuck

Oh, fuck.

Oh, yes.

Oh my god!

Oh my god!

Fuck!

I'm gonna see your tits.

Oh my god, you're so good at that!

Oh fuck!

Oh my god!

Oh yes!

Oh right there, right there!

Oh you're gonna make me cold!

Oh fuck!

Oh my god

Yes, yes

Yes

Yes

Yes

Fuck you

feel so good

Just like that

God

Oh fuck

Just like that

Oh my god you're so good

Just like that

Oh my god you feel so good

Fuck

oh my god you're so good

feels so good

Ah, it tastes so good.

Oh, you're so good at that.

Oh, yes.

Oh yeah, that's it baby.

Oh, fuck yes.

Fuck.

Yes

Yes

Yes

Fuck

Yes, yes, yes

Yes, yes, yes

Yes

Yes

Fuck

Just like

You fuck me so good

Yes

Yes, just like that

Just like that

Oh my god

Oh fuck

Give it to me

Fucking give it to me

Oh fuck

Oh shit you feel so fucking good

Oh shit

Oh shit

Yeah

Oh fuck

Yes, yes, yes

Use my pussy, just like that

Oh my god

You feel so good

Fuck

Right there

Right fucking there

Yes

Oh yes

Right there

Oh my god

It's so fucking deep

Oh my

Oh shit

Just like that, just like that

Oh yes

Oh just like that

Fuck that pussy

Oh fuck you so good

Yes, yes

Oh fuck

Right there, just like that

Just like that, yes

Give it to me, give it to me

Right there, right there

Fuck

Just like that

Use my pussy, use my pussy

Fuck

Yes

Right there

Oh my god, you feel so fucking good

Oh yes

Yes

Yes, yes, yes

Fuck

Oh my god

You feel so fucking good

Fuck

Yes

Oh shit

Fuck

You feel so good

Right there, right there

Right there, right there, right there

Oh my god

Oh I'm gonna fucking cum

Yes, yes, yes

I'm gonna cum

Oh fuck

I'm gonna

Oh my god

Fuck you

Yeah I do

Oh, yeah.

Oh, shit.

Oh, yes, baby.

Oh, you're so fucking sexy.

Oh, you feel so good.

I saw you.

Oh, I saw you.

Oh, fuck.

Fuck, yes.

Oh, you feel so fucking good.

Oh, that's it.

So fucking deep.

Oh, my God.

That's it.

Tips, tips, tips.

Fuck.

Oh, yes.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

That's it.

Oh, yes.

Oh, my God.

Oh, yes, baby.

Oh, fuck.

Yes, yes.

Oh, you feel so fucking good in my pussy.

That's what I want right there.

Yes, baby.

Yes.

Fuck, yes.

Yes.

Oh, fuck.

Right there.

That's it.

Oh, yes.

Yes.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, my God.

Fuck.

Yes.

Oh, yes.

Oh, fuck, yes.

Oh, my God.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, my God.

Give me one more.

Yes.

Oh yeah, come here.

Come here.

Give me your hand.

Oh, yes, baby.

Yes, baby.

Oh, yes, come here.

Yes.

Yes, yes.

Oh my god.

Oh fuck.

Use my fucking pussy

Just like that

Just like that

Oh my god you're gonna make me cum again

Yes, yes, yes

Jesus

I'm gonna fucking cum

Do it

I'm gonna fucking cum

I'm fucking cumming

Oh my god

Yes

That's it

Give it to me, fucking give it to me.

Yes.

Oh, just like that.

Oh, fuck yes.

Use my fucking pussy.

Use my fucking pussy.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Yes.

Give it to me.

Oh, shit.

Oh, fuck.

Oh my god!

I'm gonna fucking call my mom, I'm gonna fucking call my mom.

Cover my fucking ears.