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♪ GOTTA BE, GOTTA BE SUPERHERO ♪
♪ GOTTA BE, GOTTA BE ♪
♪ GOTTA BE, GOTTA BE SUPERHERO ♪
♪ STATIC SHOCK ♪
♪ GOTTA BE, GOTTA BE SUPERHERO ♪
♪ GOTTA BE, GOTTA BE ♪
♪ GOTTA BE, GOTTA BE SUPERHERO ♪
♪ STATIC SHOCK, STATIC SHOCK ♪
♪ GOTTA BE, GOTTA BE SUPERHERO ♪
♪ GOTTA BE, GOTTA BE ♪
♪ GOTTA BE, GOTTA BE ♪
♪ STATIC SHOCK... SHOCK ♪
♪ GOTTA BE, GOTTA BE SUPERHERO ♪
♪ GOTTA BE, GOTTA BE ♪
♪ GOTTA BE, GOTTA BE SUPERHERO ♪
♪ STATIC STATIC ♪
♪ GOTTA BE, GOTTA BE SUPERHERO ♪
♪ GOTTA BE, GOTTA BE ♪
CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY WARNER BROS. TV ANIMATION AND THE U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION
IS THE NETWORK COMPLETELY ?MAD MAKING US REHEARSE
.WE ONLY KNOW 3 CHORDS
[[SNIFFS
?ARE THEY BOTH IN THERE
[YEAH. [SNIFFS
.AND ONE OF THEM SMELLS FUNKY
.KANGOR
[[JAMAICAN ACCENT .NO PROBLEM, MAN
♪ DIDDLY, DIDDLY, DIDDLY BOP ♪
KNOCK KNOCK. IT'S .THE ROUGH PACK
[[GASPS
,HEY, ROCK 'N' ROLLERS
I'LL BE TAKING YOUR .DIAMOND GUITARS
?YOU GOT A PROBLEM WITH THAT
.LOOKS CLEAR, HYDE
GOOD. WE DON'T WANNA BE RUNNING .INTO YOU-KNOW-WHO AGAIN
NOW, WHO COULD HE ?BE TALKING ABOUT
[[PAGER GOES OFF
.UH-OH
.HEY, UP THERE
.BAD TIMING, POPS
.MISSED ME
.HEY, WATCH THE GEAR
.THEY'LL BE STUCK FOR A WHILE
.I MAGNETIZED THE DOORS
SORRY I CAN'T STAY, BUT .I GOT A 911 ACROSS TOWN
.SEE YA
EVERY TIME WE MAKE A .MOVE, HE'S ALWAYS THERE
.CHILL, HYDE
.WE'RE OUT OF HERE, MON
?SHARON, POPS CALL YOU, TOO ?WHAT'S GOING ON
.RELAX, BABY BROTHER
DAD JUST WANTS US TO MEET ,AN OLD FRIEND OF HIS
.THAT'S ALL
THAT'S ALL? I GET AN ?URGENT 911 PAGE FOR THAT
,WHO IS IT THIS TIME ?ANOTHER MARINE BUDDY
I'LL JUST BET THIS DUDE .PUTS THE "B" IN BORING
.UH, I DON'T THINK SO, VIRGIL
KIDS, I'D LIKE YOU TO MEET .AN OLD FRIEND OF MINE
.SHAQUILLE O'NEAL
?HUH
HAH HAH HAH. GOOD TO .MEET YOU, MR. O'NEAL
.I'M SHARON
.GOOD TO MEET YOU, TOO .AND IT'S SHAQ
?WHAT'S UP, LITTLE MAN YOU MUST BE
.SHAQ
.NO, I'M SHAQ
.YOU GOTTA BE VIRGIL .HEARD A LOT ABOUT YOU
[UH... [STAMMERS
THIS IS SHAQ! HOW DO YOU
?[STAMMERS] YOU
I MET SHAQ AT A BASKETBALL CAMP A WHILE BACK
WHEN HE WAS JUST .ABOUT YOUR AGE
.YEAH, MR. H. WAS OUR COUNSELOR
".USED TO CALL HIM" THE BIG MAN
.WE BEEN TIGHT EVER SINCE
SHAQUILLE'S IN TOWN ON A .PUBLICITY JUNKET FOR THE WEEKEND
BUT HE'S VOLUNTEERED TO DO A .BASKETBALL MINI-CAMP WHILE HE'S HERE
IT'S GONNA BE A BIG .SURPRISE FOR THE KIDS
.COOL
SO, VIRGIL, YOUR DAD SAYS .YOU GOT A NICE HANDLE
HAH! THE ONLY HANDLE VIRGIL'S GOT .IS ATTACHED TO THE REFRIGERATOR
- ZIP IT, SHE-WHO-DRIBBLES .WITHOUT-A-BALL
GOT SOME TIME FOR ?A LITTLE HORSE
.ME HOOPIN' IT UP WITH YOU? BAD
NO, NO. THAT CONFLICTS WITH HIS .G O OD DAY, DAKOTA APPEARANCE
NO. THEN HE HAS THAT .RADIO INTERVIEW
.OH, LIGHT BULB
WE CAN SQUEEZE YOU IN-BETWEEN THE MALL OPENING
.AND THE MAYOR'S FUND-RAISER ?SAY AROUND 2:00
.THAT'S WHAT I'M HERE FOR .KISS KISS
.WELL, INTRO TIME
,TRACY FLACKMAN
MR. O'NEAL'S EAST COAST .PUBLIC RELATIONS LIAISON
.AND YOU MUST BE MR. HAWKING
[HAWKINS. [BEEPING
.YES, OF COURSE
.OOPSIE. TRACY
JARED, DARLING, WHERE ?HAVE YOU BEEN HIDING
I'VE BEEN TRYING TO .REACH YOU ALL MORNING
.SHE'S A LITTLE HIGH-STRUNG
NO, YOU'RE NOT .INTERRUPTING ANYTHING
.WE'LL BE THERE IN 10 MINUTES .CIAO
GUESS WHAT. THEY'VE RESCHEDULED .THE PHOTO SHOOT AT THE MARINA
THE WHALES ARE .AVAILABLE AFTER ALL
BUT SHAQ AND I WERE .GONNA SHOOT SOME HOOPS
?I KNOW. SHALL WE
.SORRY, VIRGIL
I'M GONNA HAVE TO .RAIN CHECK OUR GAME
.YEAH, SURE
BUT, HEY, I'VE KEPT TONIGHT FREE
FOR A QUIET DINNER .WITH FRIENDS
?HOW DOES THAT SOUND
?CHOWING DOWN WITH THE DIESEL
.PHATTEST OF THE PHAT
.GOOD. DINNER'S AT MY HOTEL .8:00
.CATCH YA TONIGHT
.MAN, MY DINNER WITH SHAQ
IS IT TOO LATE TO ?HAVE SHARON DISOWNED
!HEY! OW
DAD
,YOU DO THE CRIME .YOU DO THE TIME
[[YELP
AHH, THE SWEET .SMELL OF FREEDOM
.[SNIFF] AND CHILI CHEESE FRIES
.BURGER FOOL STRAIGHT AHEAD
!AAH
.EAT ON YOUR OWN TIME, FERRET
.BUT, HYDE, I'M STARVING
LISTEN, RODENT, THE ONLY THING .ON OUR TO-DO LIST IS STATIC
!AAH
.SICK AND TIRED OF THIS
HE'S ALWAYS GETTING .THE DROP ON US
BUT THIS TIME, WE'RE .GONNA TRACK HIM DOWN
AND THEN WE'LL HAVE .SUPERHERO FOR SUPPER
.TAKE A WHIFF
.THAT WAY
.LET'S HIT IT
[[SNIFFING
.I STILL CAN'T BELIEVE IT .FACE TIME WITH SHAQ DADDY
.THE DIESEL
.THANKS FOR THE HOOK-UP, MR. H
.YEAH, POPS, THANKS A LOT
I KNOW THAT YOU AND .VIRGIL ARE BOTH BIG FANS
I'M SURE THERE'S ENOUGH .SHAQ TO GO AROUND
HEH HEH. I WONDER HOW .HE'LL SIGN MY POSTER
"TO RICHIE, FROM .SHAQ." THAT'S WEAK
NAH. "FROM ONE ".SUPERSTAR TO ANOTHER
".ONE LOVE, THE DIESEL" .OH, YEAH, I'M FEELING THAT
HE'S GOT ON A ,LOT OF AFTERSHAVE
.BUT HE'S IN THERE ALL RIGHT
.HOLD ON
.WE'LL GO IN THE SIDE DOOR
EXCUSE ME. WE'RE HERE .FOR THE O'NEAL DINNER
.RIGHT THIS WAY
?HUH
?A QUIET DINNER, HUH
.HEY, GUYS
.HEY, SHAQ
I'M SORRY THIS TURNED .INTO SUCH A BIG BLOWOUT
?WHAT CAN I TELL YOU .TRACY STRIKES AGAIN
?DO I KNOW YOU
[UH, I WAS... [STAMMERS
.SO TALL
.HIS NAME'S RICHIE
HE'S ATTACHED TO .US, LIKE FUNGUS
.NICE TO MEET YOU, RICH
LISTEN, I JUST GOT THIS NEW .BASKETBALL VIDEO GAME IN MY SUITE
?WANNA CHECK IT OUT
.YEAH. YEAH
IF WE COULD JUST .SNEAK OUT OF HERE
Tracy: OH, SHAQUILLE
.REMEMBER, WE'RE MINGLING BUT
I'VE GOT THE PRESIDENT OF THE .LOCAL LADIES' AUXILIARY WAITING
.OVER HERE
.SO CLOSE
♪ I'LL BE OVER ANY DAY OR NIGHT ♪
?YOU SURE HE'S IN THERE
AW, YEAH. THE PLACE .REEKS OF STATIC
.THEN PUT THIS ON AND FIND HIM
WHY DO I HAVE TO DO ?ALL THE HARD STUFF
GRRR
.OH, THAT'S RIGHT
SHAQUILLE HAS MADE THIS EVENT .A BIG SUCCESS, I'M TELLING YOU
[[CRACKS
.THIS PARTY'S ABOUT TO BLOW UP
.I GET THAT ALL THE TIME
.DE-STRESS, V
MIGHT AS WELL GET OUR GRUBS .ON WHILE WE WAIT FOR SHAQ
.OH, NO, IT'S FERRET FACE
YO, V, WHAT'S ?FERRET DOING HERE
.I GOT A BAD FEELING ABOUT THIS
!STATIC, GOTCHA
!AAH
[[BOWL BREAKS
?WHAT'S GOING ON
.HYDE, KANGOR
.I HAD HIM, HYDE, I HAD HIM
EXCUSE ME, BUT THIS HAPPENS !TO BE A PRIVATE PARTY. AAH
?WHERE'S STATIC
I THOUGHT I HAD HIM. I .MEAN, HE WAS RIGHT THERE
GRRR
.VIRGIL. RICHIE
.HURRY
.GOT 'EM, MR. H
.THAT WAY
.NICE SHOT
,♪ THERE'S NO WAY OUT THERE'S NO DOUBT ♪
♪ THERE'S NOW WAY OUT, YOU SHOULDA RAN ♪
,♪ THERE'S NO WAY OUT THERE'S NO DOUBT ♪
,♪ TROUBLE UP AHEAD THERE'S NO WAY OUT ♪
,♪ THERE'S NO WAY OUT THERE'S NO DOUBT ♪
.UH-OH
,♪ THERE'S NO DOUBT THERE'S NO WAY OUT ♪
YOU'RE NOT LEAVING .TILL I SAY SO
.WE'RE GOING UP AGAIN
!AAH
[[STRAINS
.HEY, DRIVER, LET'S GO
,♪ THERE'S NO DOUBT TROUBLE UP AHEAD ♪
♪ THERE'S NO WAY OUT ♪
,♪ THERE'S NO DOUBT THERE'S TROUBLE UP AHEAD ♪
?MAN, WHAT WAS THAT ABOUT
.WELCOME TO DAKOTA
IT'S BELIEVED THAT THE METAHUMANS CRASHED MR. O'NEAL'S PARTY
IN AN ATTEMPT TO ROB .HIS HIGH-PROFILE GUESTS
THOUGH HIS 2 COHORTS ,MANAGED TO ESCAPE
ROUGH PACK MEMBER FERRET .WAS TAKEN INTO CUSTODY
HEY, THAT'S THE DUDE .WHO SNIFFED ON ME
.HE WASN'T ROBBING THE PLACE
UM, MAYBE HE HAD .A BAD HEAD COLD
NAH. IT WAS MORE LIKE HE .WAS HUNTING SOMEBODY DOWN
DUDE WAS ON A SERIOUS .SEARCH MISSION
[[RINGS
.HELLO. YES, TRACY. NO, TRACY
I'VE HAD MY FILL OF .PARAZZI FOR ONE NIGHT
BUT, SHAQUILLE, THE MEDIA ARE CLAMORING TO HEAR
HOW YOU SINGLE-HANDEDLY CAPTURED .THAT ICKY FERRET PERSON
GEE, I WONDER WHO .TOLD THEM THAT
.NOW DON'T BE A CRANKY PANTS
I BET AN INTERVIEW WILL .MAKE YOU FEEL BETTER
?HOW FAST CAN YOU GET HERE
[HELLO? [IMITATES STATIC
[HELLO? [IMITATES STATIC
[T... WHAT? [IMITATES STATIC
I THINK WE GOT .A BAD CONNECTION
[IMITATES STATIC] I'LL .CALL YOU TOMORROW
?WAIT. WHERE ARE YOU .OH, JINKIES
,FREEDOM... THAT IS
IF YOU DON'T MIND ME .STAYING HERE TONIGHT
?ARE YOU KIDDING
.THE NIGHT'S STILL YOUNG, SHAQ
OH, YEAH. UP FOR ?A LITTLE 2-ON-1
.12 MIDNIGHT IS NOT YOUNG
YOU CAN PLAY IN THE .MORNING IF SHAQ HAS TIME
OTHERWISE, WE'RE .ALL GOING TO BED
AW
AND YOU'RE GOING .HOME IN THE LIMO
AW
[[SNORES
OH... IS THAT A DREAMY KREME DONUT
?WITH CHERRY FROSTING
YOU'LL HAVE PLENTY TO EAT .WHEN WE REACH THE STATE PEN
[[MAN SCATTING
!LOOK OUT
[[GUARDS SCREAMING
[UNH. [GASPS
.THANKS, FELLAS
?WHO'S UP FOR A DONUT RUN
!AAH
♪ ...WORLDWIDE ♪
,♪ ALL-PURPOSE RULE DROP TO THE FLOOR ♪
,♪ BOW TO THE NEW KING KISS THE PINKIE RING ♪
♪ LOOK ME IN THE EYES... ♪
?SHAQ
♪ INSIDE THE RING SUPREME ♪
!AAH
!SHAQ
.SHAQ
.SHAQ
[[POURING COFFEE
.YOU'RE STILL HERE
.MMM-MMM-MMM
CAN'T PASS UP .HOMEMADE PANCAKES
AT LEAST SOMEONE .APPRECIATES MY COOKING
YEAH? WELL, LOOK .AT THE SIZE OF HIM
HE'D EAT THE TOASTER IF .YOU PUT SOME SALT ON IT
SO, VIRG, WE GOT AN HOUR
BEFORE I GOTTA .BE AT THE CENTER
?STILL WANNA PLAY SOME BALL
[[SLURPS
?CAN MARIAH SING
[[DOORBELL RINGS
[[DING DONG, DING DONG
.SHE'S BAAA-AAACK
IS THERE ANOTHER ?WAY OUT OF HERE
.DON'T SEE ANY PRESS PEOPLE .COME ON
.SAFE AT LAST
SOMETIMES YOU FEEL LIKE ?YOU'RE BEING HUNTED, YOU KNOW
.WOW. DID I JUST GET A WHIFF
COME ON. LET'S FIND .HIM AND FINISH HIM
I FEEL BAD ABOUT LEAVING SHARON
.TO DEAL WITH TRACY LIKE THAT
.DON'T EVEN STRESS, DIESEL
THEY'RE PROBABLY TRYING TO .OUTTALK EACH OTHER RIGHT NOW
♪ END ZONE, END ZONE, EVERYBODY ♪
.AT LAST
?WHAT IS THIS PLACE
.THE OLD COMMUNITY CENTER .IT'S DESERTED
.THEY MOSTLY USE IT FOR STORAGE
,I FIGURED NO ONE'S AROUND SO WE'LL HAVE SOME
!WHOO-WHOO
.PRIVACY
.LOOK AT YOU
.SOMEONE'S DRINKING HIS MILK
.MORNING, MA'AM
,[PANTING] HEY, SHAQ
.HECK OF A GAME LAST WEEK
.THANKS
![HONK HONK] YO, SHAQ
.YO
?MAN, WHERE DO THEY COME FROM
SEEMS LIKE EVERYONE'S .AFTER YOU 24-7
?HOW CAN YOU STAND IT
IT'S LIKE I HAVE TO .BE 2 PEOPLE, YOU KNOW
FIRST, THERE'S .SHAQ THE SUPERSTAR
THEN IT'S FANS ON MY ,LEFT, PRESS ON MY RIGHT
.THE COACH, THE AGENT
.OOPS, ANOTHER FAN
JUST WHEN THINGS GET ,A LITTLE TOO HECTIC
,I BREAK OUT, FIND SOME DAYLIGHT .AND TURN BACK INTO SHAQUILLE
.JUST YOUR REGULAR 7-FOOT GUY
YOU SEE, THE TRICK IS .BALANCING THE 2 LIVES
.I LOVE BEING SHAQ
BUT IF I DON'T TAKE ,TIME OFF FOR SHAQUILLE
.IT'S NOT WORTH IT ?KNOW WHAT I MEAN
.YEAH, I GOT YOU
!SHAQ TIME AGAIN
,♪ BOUNCING, BOUNCING BOUNCING, PUT IT ON THE LINE ♪
.LET'S SEE YOU D-UP ON THIS
.NO CHANCE
.I CALL THAT MY V-SPIN
HMM, YOU READY TO START ?PLAYING, MR. SPIN
.GEE, I THOUGHT WE ALREADY WERE
,♪ EVERYBODY, EVERYBODY PUT IT ON THE LINE ♪
ON SECOND THOUGHT, IT'S .GETTING KINDA LATE, SHAQ
MAYBE WE SHOULD GO .MEET MY POPS LIKE NOW
YOU SURE? 'CAUSE MY WATCH
.STOPPED. LET'S RUN
.HE'S REALLY CLOSE, HYDE
IT'S THOSE FREAKS .FROM THE HOTEL
UH, RUNNING MIGHT .BE GOOD AFTER ALL
.THIS WAY
,I LOCKED IT. YOU STAY HERE .AND I'LL LEAD 'EM AWAY
.WAIT A SECOND
THAT FERRET GUY WAS SNIFFING ?YOU OUT LAST NIGHT, WASN'T HE
?WHY
.IT'S A LONG STORY, VERY LONG
[[THUD
.HE'S LOCKED IN, HYDE
?YOU HEAR THAT, STATIC .WE'RE GONNA PULL YOUR PLUG
?STATIC
REMEMBER WHAT YOU SAID ?ABOUT LIVING A DOUBLE LIFE
LET'S JUST SAY I .CAN REALLY RELATE
.I SEE
WELL, WE'LL JUST KEEP .THAT ON THE DOWN-LOW
RIGHT NOW, I THINK YOU SHOULD GET SOME HELP
.WHILE I TRY TO HOLD THEM OFF
.I'LL DO THAT
?WHERE'S STATIC
I THINK HE GOT .BORED AND WENT HOME
.I'M GETTING BORED, TOO
?KEEPING SECRETS, HUH
.FERRET, CHEW IT OUT OF HIM
.[STAMMERS] BUT THAT'S SHAQ
GRRR
!RIGHT. AAH
I'VE GOT ONE WORD FOR YOU .MOUTHWASH
!YEOW
GOTTA BE CAREFUL WITH !THOSE MACHINES. OOH
[[CRASH
UNH
?YOU OK
YEAH. THEY KNOCKED .ME OUT OF BOUNDS
.GOT YOU NOW, TOUGH GUY
!STATIC SHOCK
♪ GOTTA BE, GOTTA BE SUPERHERO ♪
♪ GOTTA BE, GOTTA BE ♪
.TIME OUT
!STATIC SHOCK
♪ GOTTA BE, GOTTA BE SUPERHERO ♪
♪ GOTTA BE, GOTTA BE ♪
♪ GOTTA BE, GOTTA BE SUPERHERO ♪
!STATIC SHOCK! SHOCK
♪ GOTTA BE, GOTTA BE SUPERHERO ♪
♪ GOTTA BE, GOTTA BE ♪
♪ GOTTA BE, GOTTA BE SUPERHERO ♪
!STATIC, STATIC
.WAY TO PLAY D, BIG MAN
,NOW I GET A FREE-THROW .LEATHER FACE
♪ GOTTA BE, GOTTA BE SUPERHERO ♪
♪ GOTTA BE, GOTTA BE ♪
HE STOPS, HE POPS
!STATIC SHOCK
.HE HITS
LOOKS LIKE WE GOT .IN A GAME AFTER ALL
[[GRUNTS
?HOW'S THE WEATHER UP THERE
.I ALWAYS WANTED TO SAY THAT
.AND I WANT TO ESPECIALLY THANK MR .H FOR HAVING ME HERE TODAY
.AHEM
UNFORTUNATELY, I HAVE ,A PLANE TO CATCH
BUT I TAKE SOME GREAT .MEMORIES WITH ME
,MIXING IT UP WITH STATIC .HANGING WITH THE HAWKINS
BUT THE BEST MEMORY IS THIS FAST GAME OF HOOPS I HAD
.WITH SOME DUDE CALLED MR. SPIN
.NOW, HE'S A REAL PLAYER
.WOW
♪ OH ♪
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.AND THE U.S DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION
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