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‫♪ GOTTA B

‫!NOW, VIRGIL! TIME TO EAT

‫AND THIS IS

‫.DINNER

‫?COULD YOU BE MORE SPECIFIC

‫.IT'S MEATLOAF. ENJOY

‫?KINDA ON THE PINK SIDE, HUH

‫LOOK, WHILE DAD'S AWAY AT ‫,THAT COUNSELOR'S CONFERENCE

‫.I'M IN CHARGE

‫THAT MEANS YOU'RE ‫GONNA EAT WHAT I COOK

‫?CLEAR

‫!ALL RIGHT. CHILL

‫COULD I AT LEAST ‫?HAVE SOME KETCHUP

‫.SINCE YOU'RE ALREADY UP

‫.I DON'T NEED THIS ABUSE

‫I'M CARRYING 16 ‫.UNITS AT SCHOOL

‫.I VOLUNTEER AT THE HOSPITAL

‫,YOU DON'T LIKE MY ‫COOKING THEN YOU CAN JUST

‫.STARVE

‫.WELL, GOTTA GO ‫.THANKS FOR DINNER

‫,SLOW DOWN! WHERE YA GOING

‫?SOME VIDEO ARCADE

‫NO. I'M GONNA MEET RICHIE ‫.TO DO A LITTLE HOMEWORK

‫EXCUSE ME... DID YOU ‫?JUST SAY VIDEO ARCADE

‫!THAT IS SO Y2K

‫.IT'S WHAT? Y2K

‫!LAST YEAR. OUTTA DATE. HISTORY

‫.EVERYBODY'S SAYING IT

‫!THEY ARE NOT

‫THAT'S JUST SOME STUPID ‫!THING YOU MADE UP

‫![HISS] OW

‫.WOW! HOT

‫HMM

‫[[BELCH

‫MAN, THE THINGS I DO TO ‫.KEEP PEACE IN THE HOUSE

‫♪ YEAH ♪

‫♪ WE COULD BE ♪

‫♪ WE COULD BE... ♪

‫NO, BYRON. I'M ‫.NOT GONNA DO THIS

‫FIRST, DON'T CALL ‫.ME BYRON ANYMORE

‫,FROM NOW ON, MY NAME'S BOOM

‫.AND YOURS IS MIRAGE

‫.WHATEVER... BOOM

‫SECOND, THIS AIN'T ‫,FUN FOR ME EITHER

‫BUT IT'S THE ONLY ‫.WAY TO HELP GRANDMA

‫YOU DO WANNA HELP ‫?HER, DON'T YOU

‫.MM-HMM

‫.ALL RIGHT. LET'S GET WITH IT

‫!HEY! HEY

‫.YO, LITTLE MAN ‫,IF YOU'RE NOT 21

‫.YOU CAN'T JOIN THE FUN

‫WELL, I'M SURE YOU'LL MAKE ‫.AN EXCEPTION IN OUR CASE

‫.MAYBE YOU DIDN'T HEAR ME

‫!NO... MAYBE YOU DIDN'T HEAR ME

‫[[LOUD ACCELERATION SOUND

‫[[LOUD MUSIC PLAYS

‫.WAY TOO NOISY IN HERE

‫.CAN'T HARDLY HEAR MYSELF THINK

‫OK, ALL YOU ‫,YUPPIES AND BUSSIES

‫.HIT THE FLOOR

‫[[CONFUSED CHATTER

‫!NOBODY'S DOIN' LIKE I ASKED

‫!MIRAGE, IT'S ON YOU

‫[[GRR

‫!AAH! AAH

‫Richie: YOU TOLD HER ‫?WE WERE DOING HOMEWORK

‫?ON A FRIDAY NIGHT

‫?THINK SHE WON'T BELIEVE ME

‫.NO, SHE WILL

‫WHICH DOESN'T SAY MUCH ‫.FOR OUR SOCIAL LIVES

‫HEY, SOMETHING'S UP AT ‫.THAT NEW CLUB ON WARREN

‫.LATER

‫I SAID CAN YOU DESCRIBE THE ‫?PEOPLE WHO ATTACKED YOU

‫!?[SHOUTS] WHAT

‫?WHAT... DID THEY... LOOK LIKE

‫.OH. I FEEL ALL RIGHT

‫.I JUST CAN'T HEAR SO GOOD

‫HEY, CHIEF. VERY HIP PLACE

‫.TO HOLD A POLICEMAN'S BALL

‫?AM I TOO LATE TO BUY A TICKET

‫.THERE WAS A ROBBERY ‫HERE, STATIC .METAHUMANS

‫?ANY IDEA WHO DID IT

‫ONE OF THEM WAS LIKE ‫.A HUMAN LOUDSPEAKER

‫THE OTHER ONE SOMEHOW ‫.CONJURED UP A PACK OF TIGERS

‫HMM. SOUL TRAIN MEETS ‫.THE DISCOVERY CHANNEL

‫!HEY, IT'S STATIC

‫!OVER HERE, PLEASE

‫HOW DID YOU KNOW

‫.IT'S BARNSDALE

‫I TELL YOU, HE IS ‫.WORKIN' MY LAST NERVE

‫EVERY DINNER I MAKE, HE ‫.GIVES ME GRIEF ABOUT IT

‫IT'S NOT LIKE MY ‫.COOKING'S THAT BAD

‫.COURSE NOT

‫.NO, IT'S FINE

‫!HEY, IT'S STATIC

‫!OOH-EE! TALK ABOUT ELECTRIC

‫WHO DO YOU THINK ‫?DID THIS, STATIC

‫?SLIPSTREAM? REPLAY

‫.NAW, THESE ARE NEW BANG BABIES

‫BESIDES, WE GOT THOSE OTHER ‫.GUYS CHILLIN' IN JAIL

‫!THEY ARE TOTALLY Y2K

‫?Y2K? LIKE, WHAT'S THAT MEAN

‫.HE'S SAYING THEY'RE HISTORY ‫.IT'S AN EXPRESSION

‫VIRGIL USES IT ALL THE

‫?HUH

‫?SHARON? YOU ALL RIGHT

‫.YEAH

‫.FINE

‫.CATCH YOU LATER, GUYS

‫[[REPORTERS CLAMORING

‫.NO WAY

‫[[ENGINE KNOCKS

‫[[STALLS

‫!AW, COME ON! DON'T DIE

‫!I'M ONLY 5 BLOCKS FROM HOME

‫?STATIC

‫[[ENGINE STARTS

‫!HMM

‫VIRGIL

‫?STATIC

‫.NO. COULDN'T BE

‫?COULD IT

‫CREDIT CARD... CREDIT CARD

‫.CREDIT CARD

‫BOO-YEAH! NOW, THAT'S ‫.WHAT I'M TALKIN' ABOUT

‫?WHAT ARE YOU DOING

‫.TAKING INVENTORY

‫I THOUGHT WE'D EAT ‫.BREAKFAST OR SOMETHING

‫?WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM

‫?WHY'D THIS ALL HAVE TO HAPPEN

‫YEAH. ONE DAY WE'RE LIVIN' ‫,LARGE IN THE 'BURBS

‫.NEXT WE'RE HERE IN THIS PIT

‫?STINKS, DOESN'T IT

‫FIRST MOM GOES

‫.THEN DAD

‫!THEN THIS

‫[[SOBBING

‫.I KNOW, SIS. I KNOW

‫.I MISS 'EM, TOO

‫BUT MAYBE US STEPPIN' IN ‫THAT SPILL FROM THE BIG BANG

‫.WAS PAYBACK, ALMOST A GIFT

‫?YOU CALL THIS A ‫GIFT !WE'RE FREAKS

‫.OK, MAYBE NOT A GIFT

‫?THEN HOW 'BOUT AN OPPORTUNITY

‫NOW WE GOT A WAY TO ‫GET BACK WHAT WE HAD

‫,AND A WAY TO HELP GRANDMA ‫.THANK HER FOR TAKING US IN

‫.WE'RE ALL SHE'S GOT

‫.[SNIFFS] I KNOW THAT

‫,THAT'S WHY WE'RE DOIN' THIS ‫.SO WE CAN BUY HER A NICE PLACE

‫YOU JUST GOTTA TRUST ‫?YOUR BIG BROTHER, OK

‫?BREAKFAST, VIRGIL

‫.UH... SURE

‫,HERE'S SYRUP

‫.BLUEBERRY JAM

‫.I CAN MAKE BACON IF YOU WANT

‫.UM... THIS IS GOOD. THANKS

‫.YOU'RE WELCOME

‫OH, DO THOSE NEED ‫?A LITTLE WARM-UP

‫.NO. THEY'RE PERFECT. REALLY

‫?SO... HOW WAS YOUR EVENING

‫?DO ANYTHING... INTERESTING

‫?[MOUTH FULL] WHAT DO YOU MEAN

‫YOU KNOW... WHEN YOU WENT ‫OUT TO ?WHERE'D YOU GO AGAIN

‫.A MOVIE

‫AH... WAS THAT AFTER

‫YOU AND RICHIE ‫?DID YOUR HOMEWORK

‫.MM

‫HOMEWORK? NO. SEE

‫NO, AFTER THAT

‫WE WENT AND SAW

‫?YOU FEEL ALL RIGHT

‫!ME? HA! OH, SURE

‫?AND YOU

‫.FINE

‫.WELL... I'M GONNA GO NOW

‫OH! OFF ON AN IMPORTANT ‫?E R RAND, ARE YOU

‫UH, NO. I'M JUST GOIN' ‫?UP TO MY ROOM. OK

‫.OK, LITTLE BROTHER

‫!BYE

‫.NO MENTAL PROBLEMS THERE

‫♪ WDK ♪

‫♪ FM ♪

‫♪ DAKOTA CIT-AYYYY ♪

‫.YO, CHECK IT OUT

‫.YOU'RE BACK WITH DR ‫!MIKE ON THE BIG D-K

‫NOW, I AM GAZIN' AT A STACK OF ‫.GREEN LIKE YOU'VE NEVER SEEN

‫NO LIE. RIGHT ‫HERE IN THE STUDIO

‫!$102,000

‫WE ARE LOOKIN' FOR ‫.THE 27th CALLER

‫IF THAT'S YOU, YOU ARE ‫!OUR 102 D-K WINNER

‫HA! WHAT KINDA FOOL'S ‫?GONNA FALL FOR THAT HYPE

‫[[BEEPING

‫,Richie: HEY, YO ‫!V, I'M GONNA WIN

‫?RICHIE

‫YEAH, I BEEN SPEED-DIALING ‫.WDK FOR AN HOUR

‫I'M ON HOLD. I'M

‫[[ACCELERATION SOUND

‫?V? WHAT WAS THAT

‫!I DON'T KNOW. SHH

‫.UH, LISTEN UP, Y'ALL

‫WE GOT US A SPECIAL ‫GUEST IN THE STUDIO

‫CALLS HIMSELF BOOM, AND, UH

‫I JUST WON 102,000 ‫BIG ONES ?RIGHT

‫.UH-HUH

‫!HE'S STEALIN' MY PRIZE MONEY

‫!I'M ON IT

‫VIRGIL, ARE YOU ‫?LISTENING TO THE RADIO

‫!VIRGIL

‫?STAT, YOU THERE

‫!COME IN, STATIC

‫?RICHIE

‫UH... THE CELLULAR ‫UNIT YOU CALLED

‫IS NOT RESPONDING ‫.OR IS OUT OF RANGE

‫PLEASE TRY YOUR ‫.CALL AGAIN LATER

‫!GOTCHA

‫[[SIRENS

‫?ANY SIGN OF THEM YET

‫[[ACCELERATION SOUND

‫.NEVER MIND

‫.BACK OFF, 5-0

‫.I'VE GOT THE DROP ON YOU

‫.OK, SIS. MAKE IT BIG

‫!ELEPHANTS

‫[[TRUMPETING

‫WHERE'D THOSE

‫!SOMEONE CALL ANIMAL CONTROL

‫!FALL BACK

‫LOOKS LIKE THE ‫.CIRCUS IS IN TOWN

‫!THEY'RE NOT REAL

‫COVER YOUR EARS BEFORE HE

‫!AAH! AAH

‫!AAH

‫!BYRON

‫,LOOK, I DIDN'T WANT TO DO IT

‫.BUT BYRON MADE ME HELP HIM

‫UH-HUH. SO WHAT IS ‫?HE, YOUR BOYFRIEND

‫.NO WAY! HE'S JUST MY BROTHER

‫OH. GUESS HE CAN BE

‫?A REAL PAIN SOMETIMES, HUH

‫BUT HE'S NOT ACTING ‫.LIKE HIS NORMAL SELF

‫.LATELY, HE SORTA SCARES ME

‫MIRAGE, NO OFFENSE, BUT ‫.YOUR BRO SOUNDS WHACKED

‫.IT HAPPENS TO A LOT OF BANG ‫BABIES .IT MESSES WITH THEIR HEADS

‫.HE'S STILL MY BROTHER

‫HEY, I HEAR YOU. DOESN'T MATTER ‫,HOW MUCH TROUBLE THEY GET INTO

‫.YOUR FAMILY IS YOUR FAMILY

‫.YOU STILL CARE ABOUT HIM

‫.[SIGHS] LOOK, YOU REST

‫.WE'LL TALK LATER

‫HER BROTHER? THAT ‫.COULD BE A PROBLEM

‫.FAMILY TIES AND ALL

‫.YEAH, BUT SHE'S COMIN' AROUND

‫AT LEAST SHE'S NOT IN ‫.ANY HURRY TO SEE HIM

‫[[ACCELERATION SOUND

‫!AAH! AAH

‫ON THE OTHER HAND, SHE MAY NOT ‫.HAVE A CHOICE IN THE MATTER

‫.NIGHT OF THE KILLER COWS

‫Girl: TOMMY, WHAT YOU ‫?DOIN' HERE IN THE BARN

‫.Boy: LOOKIN' FOR YOU, MARY JO

‫.I THOUGHT YOU DONE GOT KILLED

‫[NO, I'M FINE, BUT... [GASPS

‫!TOMMY! LOOK OUT BEHIND YOU

‫[!IT BIT ME! [MOO

‫?WHY ARE YOU SITTIN' HERE

‫.YOU HATE THIS KIND OF MOVIE

‫I JUST THINK WE SHOULD ‫.SPEND MORE TIME TOGETHER

‫.GEE, THANKS BUT NO, THANKS

‫?WOULD YA SAY NO TO THESE

‫?THE DAKOTA DESTROYERS ‫!INCREDIBLE

‫HOLD ON. WHY ARE YOU TAKING ‫?ME TO A BASKETBALL GAME

‫.BECAUSE I'M YOUR SISTER, SILLY

‫RIGHT. SO EXACTLY WHEN DID THE ‫?ALIENS REPLACE YOU WITH THIS CLONE

‫.YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT

‫,THE NEXT I SEE STATIC

‫I'M GONNA GIVE HIM ‫.A WORLD OF HURT

‫LISTEN TO YOU. YOU'RE NOT ‫.SOME GANGSTER FROM THE HOOD

‫.WE'RE FROM SOUTHFIELD

‫BYRON, I KNOW IT'S ‫.NOT YOUR FAULT

‫.IT'S THAT BANG BABY THING

‫.IT MADE YOU SICK ‫.YOU NEED HELP

‫.OK, BABY SISTER

‫BUT THIS NEXT THING IS ‫THE LAST ONE .IN AND OUT

‫.THEN WE'LL BE DONE

‫?YOU PROMISE? NO TROUBLE

‫.IT'LL BE NO TROUBLE AT ALL

‫[[CHEERING

‫.VIRGIL, STAY CLOSE

‫ANY CLOSER, AND WE'D BE ‫.WEARING THE SAME PAIR OF PANTS

‫OK, SHARON, WHAT'S UP? WHY ARE ‫?YOU HANGIN' ON ME LIKE THIS

‫,BECAUSE, VIRGIL ‫.I KNOW THE TRUTH

‫[SOFTLY] I KNOW ‫.THAT YOU'RE STATIC

‫!PFFFT

‫[[COUGHING

‫?NOW, WHAT MAKES YOU SAY THAT

‫.STATIC LOOKS LIKE YOU ‫.STATIC TALKS LIKE YOU

‫AND THE OTHER NIGHT, I SAW HIM ‫.FLYING RIGHT INTO OUR NEIGHBORHOOD

‫.THAT'S ALL JUST... COINCIDENCE

‫?THEN HOW DO YOU EXPLAIN THIS

‫.I FOUND IT IN YOUR ROOM

‫I HEARD RICHIE'S VOICE ‫,COMIN' OUT OF IT

‫!AND HE WAS SAYING, ‫"STATIC "!STATIC

‫!OH! THAT. WEL... NO. HA HA HA

‫SEE, THIS IS JUST ‫AN OLD WALKIE-TALKIE

‫.RICHIE AND I ARE TRYIN' TO FIX

‫AND HE WAS PROBABLY ‫,COMPLAIN' ABOUT THE STATIC

‫.YOU KNOW... CCHH... ALL THAT

‫.WELL, OK, VIRGIL ‫.YOU PLAY IT YOUR WAY

‫BUT SOONER OR LATER, YOU'RE ‫,GOING TO CHANGE INTO STATIC

‫AND I INTEND TO BE ‫.RIGHT THERE WHEN YOU DO

‫HEY, V, I DIDN'T KNOW YOU WERE ‫?GONNA BE HERE. WHAT'CHA DOIN'

‫.UH, GOIN' TO THE BATHROOM

‫!AND SO ARE YOU. VIRGIL

‫!MEN ONLY. BYE

‫I JUST SAW BOOM AND ‫.MIRAGE IN THE CROWD

‫.OH, NO

‫AND SHARON HAS FIGURED ‫.OUT THAT I'M STATIC

‫UH... I MIGHT BE PARTIALLY ‫.RESPONSIBLE FOR THAT

‫?YOU THINK

‫WHAT DO WE DO, BRO? THERE'S GOTTA ‫.BE SOME WAY TO COOL HER DOWN

‫!THE SPRINKLERS

‫!YEAH

‫GIVE IT ENOUGH JUICE TO ‫!SET OFF THE WHOLE SECTION

‫.JUST WHAT I WAS THINKING

‫!OH! OH

‫!HUH? HEY

‫!OH, MY CLOTHES

‫BET THOSE PANTS ‫.ARE DRY-CLEAN, TOO

‫[[ACCELERATION SOUND

‫UH-OH. SOUNDS LIKE MIRAGE AND ‫.HER BRO ARE MAKIN' THEIR MOVE

‫?WHAT ABOUT SHARON

‫SHE'S GONNA HAVE TO WAIT UNTIL I ‫!CAN PULL THE PLUG ON MR. BOOM BOX

‫.ARENA MANAGER THIS WAY

‫!AND THAT WAY

‫?SO WHERE DID THE DOOR GO

‫.HUH. NICE COVER-UP

‫[[MAN GROANS

‫!THIS GUY IS HURT

‫YOU SAID THERE WASN'T ‫.GONNA BE ANY TROUBLE

‫AND THERE WOULDN'T HAVE BEEN ‫.IF HE HAD DONE LIKE I TOLD HIM

‫.NOW, LET'S GO

‫.NO! STATIC WAS RIGHT ‫!YOU A R E CRAZY

‫QUIT SAYIN' THAT! WHO ‫ARE YOU GONNA LISTEN TO

‫YOUR OWN BROTHER OR ‫?SOME FLYING FREAK

‫UH, ALEX, I'LL TAKE ‫.FLYING FREAK FOR $200

‫?[BOOM] WHAT WAS THAT

‫♪ LET'S PLAY, TALK, TOUGH ♪

‫♪ LET'S PLAY ♪

‫♪ LET'S PLAY ♪

‫♪ LET'S PLAY ♪

‫♪ LET'S PLAY ♪

‫!AAH

‫![CROWD SCREAMS] CHECK IT OUT

‫♪ LET'S PLAY-PLAY-PLAY-PLAY ♪

‫THIS GUY'S HARDER ON THE EARS ‫.THAN A RAP METAL CONCERT

‫YOU'RE DONE MESSIN' ‫.WITH MY PLANS, STATIC

‫!WRONG WAY, SHARON

‫!RICHIE, LET GO

‫!SHARON, IT'S DANGEROUS IN HERE

‫?YOU WANT DANGEROUS

‫TOUCH ME AGAIN. I'LL ‫!S H OW YOU DANGEROUS

‫?STAY STILL, WILL YOU

‫SORRY. I DIDN'T ‫,QUITE CATCH THAT

‫!BUT YOU CAN CATCH THIS

‫!WHOO! YEAH

‫!YOU GO, BRO

‫!CLEAR OUTTA HERE, YOU TWO

‫.UH... WHOEVER YOU ARE

‫!VIRGIL

‫!THIS HAS TO STOP

‫!MIRAGE, I CAN'T SEE! QUIT IT

‫[GRUNTING] UH... AH

‫.WHOO! I GOTTA WORK OUT MORE

‫!MIRAGE, QUIT IT

‫!LET ME OUT

‫!I'M WARNIN' YOU

‫[[ACCELERATION SOUND REBOUNDS

‫!AH... UH

‫HEY, DUDE, IT'S LIKE THEY SAY

‫PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN GLASS HOUSES

‫.SHOULD KEEP THE VOLUME DOWN

‫!ALL RIGHT, STATIC

‫[[CHEERING

‫.THINK FAST, HERO

‫YOUR SISTER HAS YOU ‫.RIGHT IN HER SIGHTS

‫!THERE'S VIRGIL

‫.THE LAST ONE OUT ‫?PROVES MY POINT, SEE

‫THE ONLY POINT I SEE IS THE ‫.ONE ON TOP OF YOUR HEAD

‫?SO, ARE YOU GONNA ADMIT IT

‫!ADMIT WH... OH

‫ARE YOU STILL GOIN' ON WITH ‫?THAT CRAZY STATIC TALK

‫!HA HA HA HA

‫!HA HA HA HA

‫.STATIC TALK

‫!CUT IT OUT, VIRGIL

‫,FIRST YOU DISAPPEAR ‫.THEN STATIC SHOWS UP

‫!STATIC DISAPPEARS, YOU SHOW UP

‫YOU CAN'T TELL ME THOSE ‫.SPRINKLERS WENT OFF BY ACCIDENT

‫SPRINKLERS? OH, THAT ‫.EXPLAINS THE HAIR

‫I THOUGHT YOU JUST HAD ‫.A PERSPIRATION PROBLEM

‫FINE! TELL YOU WHAT

‫WE'LL JUST LET DADDY FIGURE ‫.IT OUT WHEN HE GETS HOME

‫!WAIT! LOOK

‫?NOW, WHAT WERE YOU SAYING

‫HE'S... YOU'RE

‫BUT IF... YOU CAN'T BE

‫DID YOU HEAR ME ‫?SHOUTING AT HIM

‫OH, HE MUST THINK ‫.I'M BUGGIN' BIG-TIME

‫.THAT WOULD BE MY GUESS

‫?UH... HOW DID YOU DO THAT

‫STATIC JUST ASKED A NEW ‫.FRIEND FOR A SMALL FAVOR

‫♪ GOTTA BE... BE, ‫GOTTA BE BE SUPERHERO ♪

‫♪ GOTTA BE... BE, ‫GOTTA BE BE SUPERHERO ♪

‫♪ GOTTA BE... BE, ‫GOTTA BE BE SUPERHERO ♪

‫♪ STATIC SHOCK ♪ ‫♪ STATIC SHOCK ♪

‫♪ GOTTA BE... BE, ‫GOTTA BE BE SUPERHERO ♪

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‫CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL ‫CAPTIONING INSTITUTE. Www.ncicap.org

‫Static: I PUT A ‫!SHOCK TO YOUR SYSTEM

‫!STATIC SHOCK