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‫[[theme music

‫♪ Gotta be-be gotta ‫be a super hero ♪

‫♪ Gotta be-be gotta be ♪

‫♪ Gotta be-be gotta ‫be a super hero ♪

‫♪ Static Shock ♪ ♪ ‫Gotta be superhero ♪

‫♪ Gotta be-be gotta be ♪

‫♪ Gotta be-be gotta ‫be a super hero ♪

‫♪ Static Shock ♪

‫♪ Go go ♪

‫♪ Come on go ♪

‫♪ Go go go go ♪

‫[[music continues

‫Rizz

‫[[music continues

‫[[bell ringing

‫♪ Gotta be-be gotta ‫be a superhero ♪

‫♪ Gotta be-be gotta be ♪

‫♪ Static shock ♪

‫[[instrumental music

‫.Ahem

‫?May I help you, sir

‫.Tell me about that one

‫.Ah, yes, the Chronotech 2000

‫lt's a timepiece, a pager and ‫.a wireless internet browser

‫?What are you lookin' at

‫.Sorry, but you look familiar

‫!Well, duh

‫.I'm Johnny Morrow

‫?Ah! I'm sorry. Who

‫.Little Johnny Morrow

‫I was ten years old

‫and I had my own TV ‫.series, Johnny on the Spot

‫My face was on t-shirts ‫.and lunch boxes

‫.The whole country loved me

‫.They wanted to talk like me

‫.Dress like me

‫.Be me

‫?- And who could ‫blame them .- Yeah

‫.Then the network dumped me

‫.And it all stopped

‫The limos, the fan ‫.clubs, the money

‫!Gone

‫.- I see. Well, have a good ‫day ?- What are you doing

‫You said you don't ‫.have any money

‫Who needs money? You're ‫.just gonna give it to me

‫?Says who

‫.Says them

‫?- Great mall, ‫huh .- It's okay

‫.- Still no Kid's Circus ‫though ?- Kid's Circus

‫Oh, yeah, an amusement ‫.park we went to as kids

‫Still a bit of it left ‫.behind the parking structure

‫Oh, it's like the paved-over ‫.piece of your childhood

‫[[crying

‫.- Oh, well. - C'est la vie

‫[[laughing

‫[[alarm ringing

‫?What is it? A fire

‫.No, a robbery

‫.Make that robberies, bro

‫And they're ‫.color-coordinated too

‫?I gotta jet. Any ideas

‫.Think food poisoning

‫!Ooh

‫?Virgil, what's wrong

‫?Uh, what is it, Vi

‫.- Are you sick? - Uh-hmm

‫There's a restroom ‫.in the service hall

‫.- Come on, we'll ‫help you .- Mm-mm

‫,Yeah, uh, right ‫.this could get messy

‫.Uh, we'd better wait here

‫.I told him, I said

‫"Vi, do not order the Voyage To ‫".The Bottom Of The Sea combo

‫[[siren wailing

‫Splat

‫whoosh

‫!(together) Oh, ‫yeah .We're the men

‫.Ahem, you know what they say

‫The family that does crime ‫.together does time together

‫!- It's Static! - Yo

‫!(all) Yay! Hurray

‫[[cheering continues

‫.Well, listen to that

‫.The hero has fans

‫But take my word ‫.for it, Static

‫.They'll turn on you

‫.They always do

‫.Yeah, thanks for the advice

‫Now, you boys ‫?gonna come quietly

‫.Why? You're outnumbered

‫?Three to one

‫I've faced worse ‫.odds than that

‫?Let's count, shall we

‫.One, two, three

‫.- Four. - Five

‫.Six

‫!Ah! Ooh

‫!Ha! Missed me

‫!Ooh. Aw

‫!(all) Get him

‫!- Oh, no. - Static

‫[[indistinct

‫.Have a seat, Static

‫.Thanks. I'd rather stand

‫Rizz

‫[[all screaming

‫.Crash

‫?Give up yet

‫.(both) Grrr

‫!Woah

‫Rizz

‫[[gasps

‫!Aah

‫.Crash

‫.None of these match my gear

‫?Where did those bad boys go

‫[[upbeat music

‫Bang

‫.swoosh

‫Looks like they ‫.dropped something

‫.Huh, Kid's Circus

‫Well, at least, I ‫.know my way around

‫Whoosh

‫[[dramatic music

‫(Johnny) 'Look, it's ‫a simple question.'

‫?Did Static follow you or not

‫.Don't know

‫You know what? You make ‫.me embarrassed to be me

‫.ln fact, get out of my sight

‫!No

‫?Wow! What is with you, man

‫.See, I told you

‫The idiot led ‫.Static right to us

‫.Hey, forget that

‫You just wiped out ‫.your own brother

‫?My what

‫.Static, babe

‫Wake up and smell ‫.the croissants

‫.They're duplicates

‫.Energy clones

‫.Made them all by myself

‫.You're a metahuman

‫!Duh-huh-huh

‫?Wait a sec, don't I know you

‫I did have my own TV ‫.show when I was ten

‫?Oh, yeah. What's his name

‫.Johnny Morrow

‫(together) But you ‫.can call me Replay

‫?Which one of you is real

‫.- Me. - No, me

‫.- I. - No, me

‫!Aah

‫.Crash

‫!Urgh

‫?Well, any ideas

‫[[glass shattering

‫.Thank you

‫When I was a kid, I spent a lot ‫.of time bumping around here

‫?(together) So

‫So I finally figured out

‫that the trick was ‫not to look in front

‫but to follow the ‫.footprints on the floor

‫!Ow, ow, ow

‫!Yah

‫I'm gonna make so many of me

‫.you won't have a prayer

‫.Ooh, a room full of has-beens

‫.Now, I am scared

‫Rizz

‫!(both) Aah

‫Boom

‫[[groaning

‫!Argh

‫.Cough cough

‫?What was that

‫.Cough cough

‫?Huh

‫Rumble

‫.crash

‫!Argh

‫[[grunting

‫[[dramatic music

‫[[grunting

‫.Mmm

‫.Rizz

‫.lt's reflection, that's all

‫Oh, I think it's time ‫.to invest in a helmet

‫- - Not here either. ‫ .He's been gone too long

‫Richie, Virgil does ‫.this to me all the time

‫One minute he's ‫!there, the next, poof

‫?Oh, you noticed, huh

‫.He felt lousy. He went home

‫.There's no mystery here

‫.Of course, you're right

‫Okay, then. See you ‫.tomorrow at school

‫[[whistling

‫?You're gonna wait, aren't you

‫[[tires screeching

‫[[indistinct radio chatter

‫.lt's Static! Come on

‫.Maybe he caught those guys

‫Rizz

‫whirr

‫[[all gasping

‫What's he doing? Has ‫?he lost his mind

‫I'm sure there's a perfectly ‫.reasonable explanation

‫?What are you doing ‫?Have you lost your mind

‫!Hey! Let me down

‫[grunting] How could ‫?you do this to me

‫,(male #1) Well, for one thing ‫.he's had a lot of practice

‫Whoosh

‫[[gasps

‫[[indistinct

‫Help our friend with ‫.his luggage, boys

‫[[indistinct radio chatter

‫Your fans don't look ‫.too happy, Static

‫.Well, like we say in the biz

‫"." They ain't seen nothin' yet

‫[[laughing

‫[[dramatic music

‫.Well, look who's here

‫Well, if you like to eat your . ‫.dinner cold, it's fine with

‫Ooh! You look like you were ‫.hit by a ton of bricks

‫.Yeah, I've had better days

‫You are not the only one. The ‫.whole city seems depressed

‫?About what

‫.About Static turnin' outlaw

‫?Phoo, say what

‫Which has left all of ‫.Dakota City in shock

‫'Local law enforcement ‫could only stand and watch'

‫'as Static struck ‫throughout the city.'

‫ln a related development

‫,chief of police ‫..Barnsdale has announced

‫.- This isn't ‫happening .- I know

‫.I can't believe it either

‫.lt's a shame

‫He was a such a ‫.nice, young man

‫.He was. I mean, he is

‫To think he had us ‫.fooled all this time

‫.Even me

‫[[dramatic music

‫[[knocking

‫.- Go away. - Come on, Rich

‫.I've been calling ‫for an hour .Let me in

‫'No, thanks. I don't wanna ‫spend the rest of the night'

‫'stuck to my ceiling.'

‫You don't think I did ‫?that to you, do you

‫I said

‫.I heard what you said

‫Look, how do you ‫?know it wasn't you

‫.I'm not followin' you

‫All the other metahumans ‫.are criminals

‫Maybe it just took you ‫.longer to go whacko

‫Maybe you have a ‫.split personality

‫.Wait a sec

‫.That's it

‫I chased Replay to ‫?the funhouse, right

‫We fought. There was ‫.this big explosion

‫?So, you got hit on the head

‫No. Well, yeah, but ‫.that's not the point

‫,Before I passed out ‫I swear I saw someone

‫.- who looked just ‫like me .- Uh-huh

‫I thought it was just my ‫reflection in the mirror

‫.but now I'm not sure

‫Call me crazy, but maybe ‫.Replay somehow cloned me

‫.You're right, bro

‫.You're crazy

‫.Bang

‫((Barnsdale on TV ‫'Therefore, effective today'

‫'I have authorized formation'

‫'of the Dakota Metahuman ‫Capture Division.'

‫This new group will be equipped ‫with non-lethal weapons

‫designed to subdue ‫.the metahumans

‫?Not to harm them. Questions

‫.- Here, Chief ‫Barnsdale .- Over here

‫[[indistinct

‫.Miss Sandoval

‫?What about Static

‫,Unfortunately ‫we have no choice

‫but to add him to our list ‫.of renegade metahumans

‫,[whispering] Chief . ‫.we have a problem

‫.He's got us in a rampage

‫.Ahem, that's all for now

‫.- Just wait, chief ‫.- One more question

‫.- Sir, one more question ‫please .- Over here

‫Chief Barnsdale has cut ‫short his conference

‫.and I've just learned why

‫Apparently, Static ‫.has struck again

‫.No, he hasn't

‫[[murmuring

‫'We have a WDKT TV ‫news crew on the scene'

‫bringing you this live view ‫of the Weinstein Jewelry Mart

‫'where the masked renegade ‫continues his criminal rampage.'

‫'Wait. There he goes.'

‫.Okay, now, I'm ticked

‫[[upbeat music

‫Splat

‫.swoosh

‫!He-he's back

‫lf I pick up that phony's ‫electron ion trail

‫it will lead

‫[[crowd booing

‫.No, folks. It wasn't me

‫.lt wasn't me

‫.Swoosh

‫!lt's Static. Run

‫.Oh, please, don't hurt my baby

‫.lt wasn't me

‫[[sirens wailing

‫[[chopper whirring

‫This is Chief Barnsdale of ‫.the Dakota Police Department

‫.You are under arrest

‫Chief, you can take me in

‫.but you got the wrong guy

‫?We're supposed to believe that

‫.Bring him down

‫.Hit the lights

‫.Ready your weapons

‫[[dramatic music

‫!Aah

‫[[screaming

‫Bang bang bang

‫swish

‫[[gasps

‫[[dramatic music

‫Rizz

‫swish

‫boom

‫.swish

‫!Whoa

‫.These guys mean business

‫.Air unit, keep a lid on him

‫[[chopper whirring

‫!Uh-oh, there goes my do

‫.We have him trapped, sir

‫Hey, if I can't go up

‫.I guess I'm going down

‫Clank

‫clank

‫[[grunting

‫.He magnetized it

‫.So much for traps

‫.Whoosh

‫Eww! I'm definitely gonna ‫.need a shower after this

‫(Shelly on TV) 'Thus, in the ‫space of two tragic days'

‫'the young hero who once ‫gave us all such hope'

‫'instead became a symbol ‫of dishonor and disgrace.'

‫'This is Shelly Sandoval ‫reporting for WDKT TV.'

‫!Woo hoo hoo

‫!Yay

‫?How's about that, Static

‫Not much fun now that ‫.nobody loves you

‫?Huh? Huh

‫[[buzzing

‫.Look at ya

‫.Just another pretty face

‫.Gee, I wonder what this is for

‫!Shoo

‫Hated ditchin' the ‫.cops like that

‫.Man, this week sucks

‫[[buzzing

‫?Rich

‫.No, not rich. Not yet

‫.But I'm working ‫on it .Ha ha ha

‫?Replay! What's the deal, ‫man ?How did you call me

‫I'm not really sure, but it ‫.certainly has worked out nicely

‫Nicely? You shredded my ‫.rep with that fake Static

‫.Yeah, well, stay tuned, babe ‫.Wait till you see the sequel

‫?What are you talking ‫about You ripped off

‫everything of value ‫.in the city as it is

‫Oh, Static, this next ‫.deal isn't about money

‫.This time, it's personal

‫.- 'Ciao.' - Replay, wait

‫!Urgh

‫.Hold the phone

‫!Ahh

‫?Shh, what are you afraid of

‫You. You were straight ‫.up trippin' out

‫?- Oh. Saw the news, huh ‫.- Oh, don't tell me

‫?That was your evil twin, right

‫.No, that was me

‫That's why I need to prove ‫.I'm telling the truth

‫.- I need a favor ‫?- What favor

‫Can you rewire this Shock ‫?Vox to listen to another one

‫?You know, like a intercom

‫Who's got a Shock Vox ‫?besides you and me

‫.The, uh, evil twin

‫Hey, if I really ‫have turned bad

‫then you don't have much ‫?of a choice, do you

‫.Thanks

‫[[whirring

‫This should be working but ‫.all I'm getting is noise

‫.Let me listen

‫[[whirring

‫(Replay) 'So now, you ‫know my plan, boys.'

‫.lt's Replay

‫.No money this time

‫.Just revenge

‫.Those idiots ruined my life

‫.Now, I'm gonna ruin theirs

‫You all know what to ‫!do so let's do it

‫[[upbeat music

‫Not the brightest light on ‫?the Christmas tree, are you

‫.He talked about revenge

‫What's the worst thing ‫?you could do to an actor

‫?- Uh, give him a ‫bad review .- No

‫.Fire 'em

‫.Beep beep

‫!- TV trivia website? - Ah-ha

‫,Little Johnny Morrow ‫star of Johnny on the Spot

‫'got fired after four ‫seasons on the DKT Network.'

‫DKT. Didn't they just ‫?build a new studio

‫Yeah, that place downtown

‫with the fountains ‫.and the outdoor TV

‫.Whoosh

‫And your final question for . ‫.one million dollars is

‫.Whoosh

‫?Who did this to you

‫Mm

‫.You

‫.Figured you'd say that

‫[[dramatic music

‫[[grunting

‫.Get the police

‫.(Replay) Hmm, nice set

‫Even nicer than the ‫.set of my old show

‫!Let's thrash it

‫[[grunts

‫Crash

‫[[grunts

‫[[plates shattering

‫.Rizz

‫!Whoa

‫- What's this? - This

‫.ls a closed set

‫?Didn't you read the sign

‫!Aah

‫.Thud

‫.Get him

‫[[grunting

‫Rizz

‫swish

‫.wham

‫This is where they taped ‫.Finkelstein's Monster

‫.I like that show

‫?What is your problem

‫They axed my show for ‫.this piece of garbage

‫Bam

‫crash

‫[[grunting

‫[[sirens wailing

‫.- It's Static again, ‫sir ?- Where is he

‫'The guard says he's on the ‫fifth floor, the TV studios.'

‫.Kid's gone out of his mind

‫Tell the men to get ‫.ready for anything

‫Rizz rizz

‫[[whistles

‫(Static) 'Hey, clone clown!'

‫.Catch

‫Swish

‫crash

‫[[grunting

‫.There is an evil twin

‫[[dramatic music

‫.Camera controls on air

‫.Override

‫.Hope this works

‫Whirr

‫[[grunting

‫So how does it feel, babe

‫Now that nobody ‫?likes you anymore

‫.- Ready to move ‫in, sir .- Wait

‫[[grunting

‫.That's Little Johnny Morrow

‫[chuckles] I used ‫.to watch his show

‫(Replay) 'It's their fault.'

‫.They ruined my life

‫Get over it, man. You're ‫gonna trash the whole building

‫'just 'cause they ‫cancelled your show?'

‫Yes, and the beauty part is

‫when we're through, the whole ‫.world will think you did it

‫Okay, gentlemen, let's go ‫.in there and get that actor

‫Now, it's time to ‫.cancel you, Static

‫(Richie) 'Uh, you're ‫sure you wanna do that'

‫?on national television

‫?I-I'm on TV again

‫!Wait, no

‫- Run! - Back ‫.at you, copy cat

‫Rizz

‫[[screaming

‫(Barnsdale) Cuff ‫.him, lieutenant

‫?Chief, see any good TV lately

‫.Vi

‫"?Sure I'm not the" evil twin

‫Oh, yeah. The twin's ‫.better-lookin'

‫When I asked for your help, you ‫?had your doubts, didn't you

‫- Mm-hmm. - Then ‫?why did you help

‫I just went with my gut and ‫.that was the right call

‫Speaking of guts, how ‫..about some cheese stakes

‫?- On me? - On you

‫?Excuse me, you're buyin'

‫[chuckles] Maybe you're ‫.the clone after all

‫[[upbeat music

‫♪ Gotta be-be a super hero ♪

‫♪ Gotta be-be gotta be ♪

‫♪ Gotta be a super ‫hero ♪ ♪ Static Shock ♪

‫♪ Gotta be-be gotta ‫be a super hero ♪

‫♪ Gotta be-be gotta be ♪

‫♪ Gotta be-be gotta ‫be a super hero ♪

‫♪ Static Shock ♪

‫♪ Gotta be-be gotta ‫be a super hero ♪

‫♪ Gotta be-be ♪

‫♪ Static shock ♪

‫♪ Gotta be-be gotta ‫be a super hero ♪

‫♪ Gotta be-be gotta be ♪

‫♪ Gotta be-be gotta ‫be a super hero ♪

‫♪ Static Shock ♪

‫♪ Gotta be-be gotta ‫be a super hero ♪

‫♪ Gotta be-be gotta be ♪

‫♪ Gotta be-be gotta ‫be a super hero ♪

‫♪ Static Shock ♪

‫♪ Gotta be-be gotta ‫be a super hero ♪

‫♪ Gotta be-be gotta be ♪

‫♪ Static Shock ♪