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‫♪ WHOA... ♪

‫[[BURGLAR ALARM RINGS

‫♪ WHOO! ♪

‫♪ HERE WE GO, HERE WE GO, HIP ♪

‫♪ HERE WE GO, HERE WE GO, HIP ♪

‫♪ HERE WE GO, HERE WE GO, HIP ♪

‫♪ HERE WE GO, HERE WE GO ♪

‫♪ HEY! HEY! HEY! HEY! HEY! ♪

‫Static: I PUT A ‫!SHOCK TO YOUR SYSTEM

‫.GREAT

‫,MY FIRST BIG CONCERT ‫.AND THIS HAS TO HAPPEN

‫HEY, UH, MAYBE WE COULD ‫FIND AN EXIT DOOR AND, UH

‫RICHIE

‫.COOL OUT! I GOT THIS COVERED

‫?OH, YEAH? WHAT CAN YOU DO

‫.NOT ME. STRINGER

‫.SURE. YOU AND HIM ARE OLD PALS

‫YEAH, ELVIS GAVE ME A RIDE ‫.ON HIS SPACESHIP ONCE

‫.I BELIEVE YOU, SHARON

‫SO BEAUTIFUL, SO ‫!INTELLIGENT, AND SO GULLIBLE

‫.SHE DOESN'T NEED TICKETS

‫SHE GOT A LITTLE ‫.PIECE OF PAPER

‫.HERE YOU GO, MISS HAWKINS

‫.ONE V.I.P. PASS, PLUS GUESTS

‫.ENJOY THE SHOW

‫?COMING

‫DO YOU FEEL AS ‫?STUPID AS YOU LOOK

‫.NOT POSSIBLE

‫HA HA HA HA... RIGHT

‫.YEAH

‫.FORGET THE SUPERHERO STUFF ‫.I WANT TO BE A MUSICIAN

‫!SHARON

‫!HEY

‫.I'M GLAD YOU CAME

‫I'M GLAD YOU ‫.ASKED ME, STRINGER

‫!Virgil: WHOA

‫!RICHIE, CHECK OUT THE SYNTH

‫.MY DAD MADE ME BRING THEM

‫.THAT'S DAISY AND RICHIE

‫?HI! 'SUP

‫!YO, STRINGER

‫.AND THAT'S MY BROTHER VIRGIL

‫SHARON'S TOLD ME A ‫.LOT ABOUT YOU, VIRGIL

‫I'LL BET. SHE HASN'T SAID ‫.MUCH ABOUT YOU, THOUGH

‫WELL, WE HAVEN'T REALLY ‫,BEEN DATING THAT LONG

‫.BUT I'M HOPING TO CHANGE THAT

‫AFTER THE SHOW, WHY DON'T ‫?I TAKE YOU GUYS TO DINNER

‫SOUNDS GREAT! BUT HOW ABOUT

‫WE DITCH MY BROTHER ‫?AND HIS FRIENDS

‫I DON'T MIND THEM. AND VIRGIL ‫DOESN'T SEEM NEARLY AS BAD

‫.AS YOU SAID HE WAS

‫HE'S WORSE. BUT ‫.THAT'S NOT THE POINT

‫I WANT TO SPEND SOME ‫.TIME ALONE WITH YOU

‫.YOU'RE SUCH A MYSTERY

‫.THERE'S NO MYSTERY ‫.I'M MY MUSIC

‫.THAT'S ALL THAT MATTERS

‫BUT

‫.MR. STRINGER, 2 MINUTES

‫.ON MY WAY

‫WHY DON'T YOU GUYS ‫.FIND YOUR SEATS

‫.I'LL SEE YOU AFTER THE SHOW

‫YO, V, LOOK! A TABLE ‫.FULL OF FREE FOOD

‫AND IT LOOKS LONELY! WE'D ‫.BETTER GO KEEP IT COMPANY

‫[[SYNTHESIZER

‫STRINGER, I'M WORRIED ‫.ABOUT THE FIREWORKS

‫WHY? WE'VE NEVER HAD ‫.A PROBLEM BEFORE

‫BUT WE'VE NEVER DONE THEM ‫.ON A STAGE THIS SMALL

‫.IT COULD BE DANGEROUS

‫LOOK, MY FANS ‫.DESERVE A FULL SHOW

‫.I'M NOT CUTTING ANYTHING

‫WHAT IF WE

‫.YOU WORRY TOO MUCH, MARIO

‫.NOTHING'S GONNA HAPPEN

‫?Announcer: Y'ALL READY ‫!STRINGER IN THE HOUSE

‫[[HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING

‫[[BOOM

‫[[CROWD CHEERS

‫[[GASPS, SCREAMS

‫THEY'RE ALL TRYING TO ‫!GET THROUGH AT ONCE

‫!WE'LL NEVER GET OUT IN TIME

‫!COME ON, PEOPLE. LET ME THOUGH

‫!UNH

‫.PARDON ME! HEY! SORRY

‫[[WOMAN YELPS

‫LISTEN, YOU ALL HAVE TO ‫!CALM DOWN AND... HYUH

‫ALL RIGHT, NOW. EVERYONE ‫.WALK OUT QUICKLY BUT CALMLY

‫.OR THAT

‫[[FIRE ENGINE SIREN

‫[[COUGHING

‫.THIS IS THE LAST OF 'EM

‫.GOOD WORK, STATIC. THANKS

‫.HEY, YOU GUYS PUT ‫OUT THE FIRE I JUST

‫Stringer: I'M JUST ‫.GLAD NO ONE GOT HURT

‫.EXCUSE ME

‫?YOU SURE YOU'RE OK, SHARON

‫STATIC! LOOKS LIKE ‫!YOU DID IT AGAIN

‫WOULDN'T HAVE NEED TO IF ‫.IT HADN'T BEEN FOR HIM

‫?WHAT'S HE TALKING ABOUT

‫.I HAVE NO IDEA

‫THIS FIRE WAS YOUR ‫.FAULT, AND YOU KNOW IT

‫?WHAT

‫HE WAS WARNED ABOUT ‫,THE FIREWORKS

‫AND HE WENT AHEAD ‫.WITH THEM ANYWAY

‫.NOW'S NOT THE TIME FOR THIS

‫.COME ON, SHARON

‫.YOU'RE NOT GOING ANYWHERE

‫!UGH

‫?STRINGER

‫!TRY RUBBERBAND MAN

‫I WAS AFRAID TO ‫.TELL YOU, SHARON

‫.I-I'M SORRY

‫NICE APOLOGY, BUT ‫!IT'S NOT ENOUGH

‫.I'M TAKING YOU BACK TO PRISON

‫!I'M NOT GOING ANYWHERE

‫!ESPECIALLY NOT WITH YOU

‫I HAD EVERYTHING GOING ‫,FOR ME THIS TIME

‫!AND YOU RUINED IT

‫!AGAIN

‫!HYUH! UHN

‫ARGH

‫![ZZZ] UNH

‫.I DIDN'T RUIN ANYTHING

‫.YOU DID IT TO YOURSELF

‫!BOTH TIMES

‫WE'LL FINISH THIS ‫.LATER, SHOCK JOCK

‫Rubberband Man: AND NEXT ‫.TIME, I'M GONNA SHOW EVERYONE

‫WHO YOU ARE, JUST ‫.LIKE YOU DID TO ME

‫[[GASPS

‫[[BOOM BOOM

‫.LOOKS LIKE SOURDOUGH TODAY

‫,OTHER METAHUMANS ‫,THEY'RE SUPERHEROES

‫.OR EVEN SUPERVILLAINS

‫.BUT LOOK AT US

‫!UNH

‫YEAH, MAYBE QUITTIN' SCHOOL

‫.WASN'T SUCH A GOOD IDEA

‫THERE YOU GO AGAIN! NEXT ‫THING YOU'LL BE SAYING IS

‫WE SHOULD GET ‫REGULAR JOBS AND WE

‫?DO YOU KNOW ABOUT THIS

‫PUFF, I DON'T THINK ‫.JOURNALISM PAYS VERY WELL

‫.THE REWARD, ONYX. THE REWARD

‫,IF WE CAN CATCH RUBBERBAND MAN

‫,WE'LL BE RICH

‫AND WE'LL ALSO BE THE TOP ‫.BOUNTY HUNTERS IN THE CITY

‫?BOUNTY HUNTERS, HUH

‫!I COULD GET INTO THAT

‫.[SNICKERS] SO COULD I

‫[[TELEPHONE RINGS

‫[[YAWNING

‫[[RING

‫?HUH

‫,Newscaster: REPORTEDLY ‫.RUBBERBAND MAN

‫HAS BEEN DATING THE DAUGHTER

‫OF COMMUNITY CENTER ‫.DIRECTOR ROBERT HAWKINS

‫!WAIT! SOMEONE'S AT THE WINDOW

‫!LIKE VULTURES

‫NO, SHARON HAWKINS ‫DOESN'T WANT TO BE

‫!INTERVIEWED ON YOUR TV SHOW

‫AND NO, SHE DOESN'T KNOW ‫!WHERE RUBBERBAND MAN IS

‫!UNH

‫[[TELEPHONE RINGS

‫!UNH

‫WE'LL JUST LEAVE IT ‫.LIKE THAT FOR A WHILE

‫WHAT'D I DO TO DESERVE ‫?ALL THIS, DADDY

‫!?Virgil: WHAT'D YOU DO

‫YOU WERE DATING THE STAR ‫.OF A M ERICA'S MOST WANTED

‫!VIRGIL

‫!STRINGER'S NOT A CRIMINAL

‫!HE'S NOT

‫THEN HE DOES A PRETTY ‫.GOOD IMITATION OF ONE

‫LIKE WHEN HE TRIED TO SHAKE ‫DOWN THAT MUSIC PRODUCER

‫FOR THE MONEY HE OWED HIM

‫OR WHEN HE FOUGHT ‫STATIC OR WHEN

‫[[SOBBING

‫I'LL TALK TO YOU ‫.ABOUT THIS LATER

‫HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW ‫?SHE LIKED HIM SO MUCH

‫.[SIGHS] CHICKS, MAN

‫?THINK THE FEELING'S MUTUAL

‫.YOU WERE THERE. YOU SAW

‫.NO ACCOUNTING FOR TASTE

‫PROBLEM IS, I GOT TO STOP HIM

‫BEFORE HE CAUSES ‫,ANY MORE TROUBLE

‫BUT I DON'T WANT TO DO ‫.ANYTHING ELSE TO HURT SHARON

‫?SO, WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO

‫.I DON'T KNOW

‫BUT ONE THING I DO KNOW

‫,HE'S NOWHERE AROUND HERE

‫SO I'M GOING TO QUIT ‫.LOOKING FOR NOW

‫.GOT YOU, YOU LOW-WATT LOSER

‫[[CRASH

‫HMM

‫[[RUBBERY THUMPS

‫[[STRETCH

‫[[GRR, GRR

‫[[SNIFFING

‫!Rubberband Man: HEY! ‫GET AWAY !GET AWAY

‫[[DOG GROWLING

‫!?UHH

‫[[GRUNTING] [GROWLING

‫!AAH

‫AND ONCE AGAIN, GOOD ‫!TRIUMPHS OVER EVIL

‫BECAUSE EVIL HAS RUBBER ‫.BANDS FOR BRAINS

‫I JUST WANT YOU TO ‫KNOW THERE'S NO HARD

‫!FEELIINGS

‫I SAID I'D FIND ‫.OUT WHO YOU ARE

‫!MY MASK

‫NOW LET'S SEE WHAT'S ‫!UNDER MASK NUMBER ONE

‫!UNH?! AAH

‫!OOH

‫!WHOA! WHOA

‫!AAH

‫.OOF! OOF! OOF

‫!HYUH

‫GRR

‫!AAH

‫!GAAAH

‫THE PRETTY ONES ARE ‫.NEVER VERY BRIGHT

‫OOH

‫?WHO ARE YOU? WHAT DO YOU WANT

‫NAME'S PUFF! MR. SLEEPY OVER ‫.THERE GOES BY THE NAME OF ONYX

‫.AND WHAT WE WANT... IS YOU

‫?BOUNTY HUNTERS, HUH

‫.GOOD LUCK

‫YOU DON'T WANT TO ‫?MAKE THIS EASY

‫.NO PROBLEM

‫RRR

‫!AARGH

‫[[GASPS

‫THERE'S GOT TO BE SOMETHING ‫.IN HERE I CAN USE FOR A MASK

‫!RR... OOH

‫!Static: LEAVE HIM BE

‫!YOU'RE DEALING WITH ME NOW

‫.WELL, HOWDY, PARTNER

‫LOOKIN' TO RUSTLE ‫?UP SOME TROUBLE

‫.YOUR CALL, LADY

‫.I HAD TO SAY THAT

‫!AAH

‫!OHH

‫YOU'RE LUCKY YOU'RE ‫.SUCH A CUTIE

‫OTHERWISE, I'D ‫.LEAVE YOU TO ONYX

‫.LET'S GET OUT OF HERE

‫I THINK I KNOW WHERE ‫.STRETCH IS HEADING

‫[[GROANS

‫[[SIGHS

‫I HOPE YOU'RE FEELING ‫.BETTER, HONEY

‫DADDY, I JUST KNOW DEEP DOWN

‫THAT STRINGER'S ‫.NOT A BAD PERSON

‫,THAT MIGHT BE TRUE

‫BUT HE'S STILL ‫.RUNNING FROM THE LAW

‫WELL, I'M SURE HE ‫.HAS A GOOD REASON

‫MAYBE. BUT THAT DOESN'T EXCUSE ‫.HIM FROM DOING HIS TIME

‫[[SIGHS

‫!OH

‫.IT'S ME, SHARON ‫.DON'T BE SCARED

‫SCARED? WHAT I ‫.OUGHT TO BE IS MAD

‫.I UNDERSTAND

‫I SHOULD HAVE TOLD ‫,YOU THE TRUTH

‫BUT I DIDN'T WANT ‫.TO TAKE THE CHANCE

‫YOU SEE, THESE LAST ‫FEW MONTHS OF FREEDOM

‫DOING MY MUSIC, MEETING YOU

‫HAS BEEN THE BEST ‫.TIME OF MY LIFE

‫,I DIDN'T WANT IT TO END

‫.BUT NOW I'VE GOT TO LEAVE TOWN

‫.MAYBE FOREVER

‫THAT'S CRAZY. YOU SHOULD ‫.STAY AND FINISH YOUR TIME

‫,IT'S ONLY A FEW MORE MONTHS

‫AND IT'S THE ONLY WAY YOU CAN ‫EVER HAVE A REAL LIFE AGAIN

‫.WITH OR WITHOUT ME

‫.I CAN'T

‫THE REASON I BROKE OUT

‫.WAS BECAUSE I WAS SCARED

‫,IT'S ROUGH IN PRISON

‫ESPECIALLY IF ‫.YOU'RE A METAHUMAN

‫.EVERYONE'S AGAINST YOU

‫THERE'S NO EASY ‫,WAY OUT OF THIS

‫AND THERE'S NOBODY ‫.I CAN TRUST, EITHER

‫.MAYBE THERE IS SOMEONE

‫?Rubberband Man: WHO

‫.Sharon: MY FATHER

‫BOSS, GOOD THING WE ‫.BORROWED THIS TRUCK

‫?Puff: YOU SEE HIM

‫.YEAH, YOU WERE RIGHT

‫RUBBERBAND MAN FINALLY ‫.SHOWED UP HERE

‫Robert: RUBBERBAND ! ‫?MAN IS WHERE

‫:Sharon, on ‫telephone ,NOW, DADDY

‫YOU PROMISED YOU ‫.WOULDN'T GET MAD

‫.THAT WAS BEFORE YOU TOLD ME

‫!YOU PROMISED

‫SHARON

‫DADDY, HE HAS NO ‫.ONE ELSE TO TURN TO

‫.YOU GOTTA HELP

‫ALL RIGHT. THERE'S ‫SOMEONE I KNOW

‫.A POLICEMAN, CAPTAIN FITZ

‫I'LL TALK TO HIM, SEE ‫.IF HE CAN DO ANYTHING

‫?YOU'LL DO THAT

‫!THANK YOU! OOH! THANK YOU

‫,BUT, SHARON, REMBER ‫,WHATEVER HAPPENS

‫YOUR FRIEND'S GONNA ‫HAVE TO GIVE HIMSELF UP

‫?PEACEFULLY, UNDERSTAND

‫[[SIGHS

‫.WON'T BE A PROBLEM

‫GOOD. I'LL GO TALK ‫.TO CAPTAIN FITZ

‫HE'S GONNA TURN ‫.HIMSELF IN TO THE COPS

‫.THERE GOES OUR REWARD

‫.NOT NECESSARILY

‫AND IT TOOK ME A WHOLE HOUR ‫.TO FIND MY FLYING DISK

‫THEN I HAD TO BUY THE ‫,STUFF TO MAKE ANOTHER MASK

‫.WHICH COST ME MY LAST 15 BUCKS

‫.SOUNDS ROUGH

‫.THAT'S NOT THE HALF OF IT

‫I WAS AFRAID RUBBERBAND MAN ‫,MIGHT STILL BE FOLLOWING ME

‫SO I WENT ALL THE WAY UPTOWN

‫AND CHANGED INTO ‫MY STREET CLOTHES

‫.UNDERNEATH A FREEWAY OVERPASS

‫.HARSH

‫SO I NEVER THOUGHT THE ‫.FIREWORKS WOULD CAUSE A PROBLEM

‫I CAN'T BELIEVE ‫.I WAS SO STUPID

‫HMM, YOU'VE BEEN STUPID ‫.ABOUT SOMETHING ELSE, TOO

‫.STATIC

‫STATIC?! THAT LITTLE

‫.UH-UH. FORGET THAT

‫BUT

‫YOU'VE GOT A LOT OF ‫,GOOD POINTS, STRINGER

‫BUT YOUR TEMPER ‫.ISN'T ONE OF THEM

‫.I JUST DON'T LIKE TO BE DISSED

‫.LET ME PUT IT TO YOU THIS WAY

‫,YOU WANT TO KEEP SEEING ME

‫.YOU BETTER PUT THAT BEHIND YOU

‫[[DOOR OPENS

‫.Virgil: AND THE WORST PART IS

‫.NOW I'VE GOT TO FACE MY SISTER

‫.IT'S MY BROTHER AND HIS FRIEND

‫THEY'LL CALL THE COPS

‫BEFORE MY DAD CAN ‫.SET UP THE DEAL

‫.SHARON... I CAN EXPLAIN

‫?EXPLAIN WHAT

‫WELL

‫LOOK, YOU DON'T HAVE ‫.TO EXPLAIN ANYTHING

‫I OWE YOU AN APOLOGY ‫.FOR BEING SUCH A JERK

‫.NO PROBLEM

‫LISTEN, I'VE GOT TO PUT ‫AWAY THIS .VACUUM NOW

‫.LET ME DO THAT

‫!NO

‫.I MEAN, I'LL DO IT

‫[[STRAINING

‫LOOKS LIKE SHE ‫.FORGIVES YOU, BRO

‫.WAY TOO EASY

‫[[GROANING

‫YOU COULDN'T TURN INTO ‫?A VACUUM WITH WHEELS

‫.WHEELS ARE HARD

‫.Virgil: I GOTTA TALK TO HER

‫SHARON, I... WHAT HAPPENED ‫?TO THE VACUUM CLEANER

‫.I PUT IT AWAY LIKE I SAID

‫.OH

‫?WHEN'D WE GET THAT

‫.OH, UM, DAD BOUGHT IT

‫.IT JUST CAME TODAY

‫!DIBS

‫.IT'S ALL LUMPY

‫!OOF

‫!?WHAT

‫!AAH

‫!?RUBBERBAND MAN

‫.I'M HELPING HIM

‫,I CARE ABOUT HIM ‫.LIKE IT OR NOT

‫!NOT! DEFINITELY NOT

‫.OH, JUST CHILL

‫[[DOORBELL RINGS

‫.HOLD EVERYTHING

‫.DON'T SIT ON ME AGAIN

‫.I'M FROM CAPTAIN FITZ'S OFFICE

‫.RIGHT, JUST A MOMENT

‫?[WHISPERING] Puff

‫WE ALREADY GOT OUR TICKETS

‫TO THE POLICEMEN'S ‫.BALL, OFFICER

‫!?VIRGIL?! WHAT ARE YOU DOING

‫WELL, WE'RE NOT SUPPOSED

‫.TO LET STRANGERS IN THE HOUSE

‫.SHE'S NOT A STRANGER ‫.SHE'S A POLICE OFFICER

‫!AAH

‫?YOU SURE ABOUT THAT

‫!LET GO OF ME

‫OK, RUBBERBAND MAN, WE ‫.KNOW YOU'RE IN HERE

‫COME ON OUT, OR YOUR GIRLFRIEND'S ‫.NOT GONNA BE TOO HAPPY

‫!DON'T DO IT, STRINGER

‫!LET HER GO

‫.SMART BOY

‫.HMM. I LIKE THAT

‫?Puff: WHAT'S GOING ON

‫!HEY

‫!UHH

‫!LOCK UP AFTER ME. YO

‫?LOCK UP

‫.YOU SHOULD BE SAFE HERE

‫I'LL TRY TO LEAD ‫.THEM AWAY FROM YOU

‫.STRINGER, BE CAREFUL

‫.I WILL

‫NOW THAT I FINALLY ‫.GOT A REASON

‫ALMOST LOST TRACK OF ‫.YOU FOR A MINUTE THERE

‫[[COUGHING

‫.IT'S NOT ALWAYS ACID

‫.SOMETIMES IT'S KNOCKOUT GAS

‫.DEPENDS ON MY MOOD

‫?MISS ME

‫.YEAH, BUT MY AIM'S IMPROVING

‫.Static: I SEE ‫LONDON .I SEE FRANCE

‫YOU CAN'T KEEP ‫.THIS UP ALL NIGHT

‫.I DON'T HAVE TO

‫WE'RE ALMOST OUT ‫.OF SUPPORT BEAMS

‫?HUH

‫PRETTY ONES ARE ‫.NEVER VERY BRIGHT

‫I STILL GOT AN ACCOUNT TO ‫.SETTLE WITH YOU, STATIC

‫READY ANY TIME YOU ‫.ARE, PUTTY MAN

‫!Sharon: STRINGER

‫I SUPPOSE WE COULD PUT THAT ‫.ACCOUNT ON HOLD FOR A WHILE

‫[[PUFF MOANING

‫GUESS WE SHOULD DIG ‫?THOSE TWO OUT, HUH

‫WELL, THAT'S HOW THE ‫.GOOD GUYS DO THINGS

‫Robert: CAPTAIN ‫.FITZ CAME THROUGH

‫THEY'RE GONNA PUT ‫RUBBER BAND MAN

‫IN A SAFER PRISON. IF ‫,HIS BEHAVIOR'S GOOD

‫HE'LL BE OUT AND MAKING MUSIC ‫.AGAIN IN A MATTER OF MONTHS

‫!?ISN'T THIS EXCITING

‫OH, YEAH. I'M BOUNCING ‫.OFF THE WALLS

‫CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY WARNER BROS. TV ‫ANIMATION AND THE U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION

‫CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL ‫CAPTIONING INSTITUTE. Www.ncicap.org

‫,♪ GOTTA GET UP ‫GOTTA GO, GET UP ♪

‫Static: I PUT A ‫!SHOCK TO YOUR SYSTEM

‫!STATIC SHOCK