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♪ HEY! HEY! HEY! HEY! HEY! ♪
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.EW
.LOOKS GREEN
.AND IT'S NOT EVEN ST .PATRICK'S DAY
?YOU GONNA FINISH THAT
I HAVEN'T EVEN .STARTED, HEAVY C
!HEY, STOP IT
.YOU'RE ALWAYS DOING THAT
.I'M HUNGRY. BUY YOUR OWN
!HEY, THAT'S MINE
[[SLURPING
.I'M THIRSTY, TOO
,YOU'RE A REAL PIG ?YOU KNOW THAT
?Heavy C: YOU DISSING ME
!AAH
.YOU MUST BE TRIPPIN'
MAYBE YOU'D LIKE .KETCHUP WITH THAT
UNH. WHY YOU
YOUR FREE LUNCHES .ARE OVER, HEAVY C
WE'RE NOT AFRAID .OF YOU ANYMORE
YEAH, YOU'RE JUST .A BIG BAG OF WIND
?WHERE'S THAT COMING FROM
!IT'S COMING FROM HIM
.HE'S A BANG BABY
!AAH
.I AM A BANG BABY
.COOL
?RICHIE, YOU HERE
!RICHIE
.Richie: KEEP COMING. THIS WAY
WHAT'S UP? YOU MADE IT .SOUND LIKE A MAD S.O.S
.FEAST YOUR EYES
EGGS? YOU BROUGHT ME ?HERE FOR A PICNIC
.OPEN IT
WHAT ARE THEY? ENERGY .CONTAINMENT UNITS
.I CALL THEM ZAP CAPS
.GO ON. CHARGE 'EM UP
.NOW WATCH AND BE AMAZED
[[LAUGHING
?Richie: PRETTY COOL, HUH
I CAN DO BALL .LIGHTNING IN MY SLEEP
?WHY DO I NEED THOSE
,CHECK IT. YOU'RE IN A BATTLE
.LOW ON POWER
YOU PITCH A COUPLE OF THESE AT THE BAD GUYS
AND BUY YOURSELF .TIME TO RECHARGE
?HA! BRILLIANT, EH
.YEAH. BRILLIANT
.LOOK, WE BETTER GO
DAISY SAID SHE'D HELP .DEBUG THAT NEW SOFTWARE
.WHOA, WHOA, WHOA
?WHY DO WE NEED DAISY
.I CAN DEBUG IT MYSELF
.'SIDES, WE DON'T HAVE TIME
?WHAT DO YOU MEAN
WE HAVEN'T WORKED ON YOUR ,STATIC MOVES IN A WEEK
AND WE SURE CAN'T DO .THAT WITH HER AROUND
YOU KNOW, LATELY IT SEEMS LIKE
WHENEVER I HAVE SOMETHING ,TO DO ON MY PERSONAL TIME
YOU'RE BUGGING ME .ABOUT STATIC STUFF
,HEY, I GOT A LIFE ,TOO, YOU KNOW
BUT AT LEAST I'M TRYING .TO BE RESPONSIBLE
.ALL RIGHT, LOOK
I'LL WORK WITH .DAISY UNTIL 5:00
THEN I'LL GET ?TOGETHER WITH YOU, OK
OK. I'LL GO DROP OFF .THE ZAP CAPS AT HQ
?HQ? YOU MEAN THE GAS STATION
.YEAH, THE GAS STATION
.YEAH
?SEE THAT LINE OF CODE
.THAT'S WHAT'S HANGING US UP
WOW, I NEVER WOULD .HAVE CAUGHT THAT
.DAISY, YOU ARE AMAZING
UH, UM, WHAT I MEANT WAS
.CALM DOWN, VIRGIL
COMPLIMENTS WILL NOT .BE HELD AGAINST YOU
.OH, GOOD
.HEY. HI, RICHIE. HEY
.V, IT'S 5:00
WE'RE SUPPOSED TO DO THAT .THING LIKE WE DISCUSSED
.YEAH, I KNOW
ONLY, WE'RE RIGHT IN .THE MIDDLE OF THIS
CAN'T THAT THING ?WAIT UNTIL TOMORROW
.EXCUSE US A MINUTE
!HEY
!?ARE YOU CRAZY
WE HAVE A SCHEDULE !TO KEEP, VIRGIL
SCHEDULE? SO NOW ?YOU'RE CLOCKING ME
.I'M STAYING HERE
.SORRY TO BURST YOUR BUBBLE
.OK, THEN
NEXT TIME SOME BANG BABY MOPS THE FLOOR WITH YOU
,BECAUSE YOU'RE OUT OF PRACTICE
.DON'T BLAME ME
[[MUFFLED MUSIC PLAYING
[[POUNDING ON DOOR
Sharon: VIRGIL! OPEN !THE DOOR, VIRGIL
OH, SHARON, THANK YOU FOR DOING MY LAUNDRY
WHILE I SAT ON MY BUTT .DOING NOTHING AS USUAL
.HERE, LET ME HELP
?CAN'T HEAR ME, HUH
WELL, THEN, I GUESS I DON'T NEED TO TELL YOU
.ABOUT THAT CALL YOU GOT
?WHAT CALL? WHO WAS IT
.KOBE BRYANT
.HE NEEDS SOME HELP ON HIS JUMPER ?ARE YOU FREE
!?WAS IT A GIRL .NOW, THAT'S FUNNY
.NO, IT WAS RICHIE
WHO ELSE CALLS YOU 6 ?TIMES IN 10 MINUTES
.GOT THAT RIGHT
?I BEG YOUR PARDON
YOU EVER SPEND SO MUCH TIME WITH SOMEONE
THAT YOU FEEL LIKE ?YOU'RE GONNA SCREAM
.ACTUALLY, YES
!HEY
THANKS. I'M GLAD .WE HAD THIS CHAT
[[SHOCK BOX RINGS
[[RING
?YES, RICHIE
Richie: DIDN'T SHARON ! ?GIVE YOU MY MESSAGE
?YEAH. SO
SO THERE'S A GUY MAKING A MESS .DOWN HERE AT THE WATER PARK
.I'M A SUPERHERO, NOT A JANITOR
[[SCREAMING
.NOT THAT KIND OF MESS, BRO
[[LAUGHING
HAVING SUPERPOWERS
WORKS UP ONE .SUPERPOWERFUL APPETITE
!HA HA HA HA
[[WIND HOWLING
[[SCREAMING
!WHOO
.ROUGH WEATHER WE'RE HAVING
.IT'S THAT DUDE
HE'S GOT SOME KIND OF .POWER OVER THE WIND
.I CAN HANDLE HIM
OK, BUT BE CAREFUL. THERE'S .A LOT OF WATER AROUND HERE
IF YOU GET WET WHEN YOU'RE .POWERED UP, YOU COULD SHORT OUT
!RICHIE, PLEASE
WHAT'S A HOT DOG ?WITHOUT SAUERKRAUT
!AAH
YO, BREEZE BOY! WITH ,A DIET LIKE THIS
IT'S NO WONDER YOU'RE .BLOWIN' SO MUCH HOT AIR
.THE NAME IS SLIPSTREAM
WHATEVER. WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING
BESIDES CORNERING THE ?MARKET ON SPANDEX
.STAY OUT OF MY WAY, SPARKY
.I DO WHAT I WANT .ESPECIALLY NOW
YOU'LL UNDERSTAND IF I AND A COUPLE OF THOUSAND COPS
HAVE A LITTLE .PROBLEM WITH THAT
.FOOL
!AAH
!AAH! OOH! UHH
!UHH! OH, MAN
!I HATE SAUERKRAUT
.Richie on shock box: STATIC
?WHERE ARE YOU
SLIPSTREAM'S OVER .BY THE BOX OFFICE
HOW'D HE GET OVER ?THERE SO FAST
DUDE REALLY MOVES .FOR A BIG GUY
!AAH
!HEY! GIMME THOSE
!CAREFUL
!I'M RIGHT BELOW YOU
!YOU'RE TOO CLOSE
!GET OUTTA THERE, RICH
BIG-SHOT HERO SEEMS .A MITE DISTRACTED
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO FIGHT THIS DUDE
IF I HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT YOU GET
!OOH! OOH! OOH
!AAH
.TOLD HIM TO BE CAREFUL ?DID HE LISTEN TO ME
.NO
.MAYBE I CAN KNOCK IT DOWN
?HEY, NOW. WHO'S THAT
!OOH
AAH... AAH
.UH-OH
[[GRUNTING
!YAAAAH
SERVES YOU RIGHT FOR .MESSIN' WITH MY HAUL, FOOL
.BUT IT'S COOL
MAYBE I OUGHT TO BE GRABBIN' .ON MORE SERIOUS STUFF
STATIC, EVERYTHING'S .GONNA BE OK
.I'M HERE. I GOT YA
RICHIE
.DO NOT HELP
.V, YOU'RE OK
.YEAH
.NO THANKS TO YOU
HEY, IF IT WEREN'T ,FOR THOSE INNER TUBES
,I WOULD'VE BEEN SQUASHED .THANKS TO YOUR SCREWUP
?MY SCREWUP
SLIPSTREAM HAD YOU .ON THE ROPES, MAN
,I SAW AN OPENING .AND I TOOK IT
.YOUR OPENING NEARLY KILLED ME
OH, MAYBE YOU WOULD HAVE PREFERRED ?TO HAVE DAISY THERE INSTEAD
AT LEAST DAISY DOESN'T BOMBARD ME
WITH A BUNCH OF DUMB SCHEDULES AND TRAINING
AND, "LOOK WHAT I .BUILT," EVERY DAY
?WHOA. WHAT ARE YOU SAYING
?WHAT AM I SAYING
I'M SAYING CHILL OUT, BACK .OFF, AND QUIT BUGGIN' ME
.OH
.OH
.OK
,WELL, IN THAT CASE
I AM OUT OF THE BUG BUSINESS
!FOREVER
,LADIES AND GENTLEMEN
THIS WEEK, WE'RE GOING TO STUDY
.A NEW UNIT ON AIR POLLUTION
THERE'S GOING TO BE ,A LOT OF LAB WORK
SO I WANT YOU TO .CHOOSE A PARTNER
YOU HAVE 2 MINUTES TO .MAKE YOUR SELECTIONS
DAISY, UM
I WAS WONDERING
I MEAN... IF YOU'RE NOT BUSY
OF COURSE I'LL BE .YOUR PARTNER, VIRGIL
BUT DON'T YOU USUALLY ?WORK WITH RICHIE
,BEEN THERE, DONE THAT
.THANK YOU
.YO, OMAR
?YOU HOOK UP WITH ANYBODY
ME? WELL
GOOD. I NEED A PARTNER WHO'S .GONNA TAKE HIS JOB SERIOUSLY
.FOR A CHANGE
YOU DO THIS COMIC ?BOOK RUN E V ERY WEEK
YEP. FIRST WE ,HIT DAKOTA COMICS
THEN OFF YOUR ROCKET, AND SOMETIMES GUNTHER'S BOOKS
IN CASE THEY GOT A NEW .SHIPMENT OF BACK ISSUES
AH. GUESS YOU AND RICHIE .HAD THIS DOWN TO A SCIENCE
.YEAH. GUESS WE DID
OK, VIRGIL. WHAT'S ?WITH YOU TWO
.NOTHIN'. IT'S NO BIG DEAL
OH, PLEASE. YOU BOTH ACT LIKE THE OTHER ONE
.STRANGLED YOUR CAT
REALLY, VIRGIL, THE LEAST YOU CAN DO
IS ADMIT THAT THERE'S A PROBLEM BETWEEN YOU AND
.RICHIE
.VIRGIL
.WE WERE JUST TALKING ABOUT YOU
.OH? WELL, I WAS JUST LEAVING
?PLANT MAN
.UH-HUH
?IT'S OUT
.YEAH
FIRST ISSUE OF THE .DENNY MILLER 4-PARTER
!AWESOME
WE'VE BEEN READING RUMORS ABOUT .THIS ON THE WEB FOR WEEKS
.YEAH, TELL ME ABOUT IT NOW, I
.SO COOL! I... OH
.HERE
.YOU CAN HAVE IT
I'LL GET MY OWN .COPY SOMEPLACE ELSE
IT DOESN'T LOOK .VERY GOOD, ANYWAY
OH, JUST TAKE THE !?DUMB BOOK, WILL YOU
,5 SECONDS AGO
IT WAS LIKE YOU'D .FOUND THE HOLY GRAIL
?HEY, WHAT'S THAT
Reporter: AND NOW WE GO TO .OUR SKY-HIGH NEWS COPTER
.AT THE SCENE
!TURN UP THE SOUND, QUICK
THIS IS SHELLEY SANDOVAL COMING TO YOU LIVE
FROM THE SKY-HIGH NEWS COPTER
AS WE REMAIN IN HOT PURSUIT
,OF DAKOTA'S NEWEST METAHUMAN
.THE INSATIABLE SLIPSTREAM
HIS WHIRLWIND PATH OF CRIME
HAS SWEPT THROUGH 2 ,CHICKEN CHAR KINGS
,A BOOKER T. FUDGE STORE .AND THE FIRST NATIONAL BANK
?WHERE WILL IT END
[[GASPS
!YO! NEWSLADY
,THANKS FOR THE HYPE
.BUT I'M REALLY THE SHY TYPE
!SO WHY DON'T YOU JUST BUG OFF
!AAH
!HA HA HA
!AAH
!AAH
!THAT POOR WOMAN
WHAT'S GOING TO
?VIRGIL
.RICHIE
?DID YOU SEE WHERE VIRGIL WENT
.DON'T ASK ME
I DON'T KEEP TRACK OF .HIS SCHEDULE ANYMORE
![HELICOPTER] LOOK
[[GASPS
[[GRUNTING
[[SCREECHING
[[HORNS HONKING
[[CROWD CHEERING
!COME ON! IT'S STATIC
.BIG WHOOP
.THANK YOU. THANK YOU
GLAD TO HELP. THAT'S WHY I'M
.HERE
[[BELL RINGS
.HIYA, RICHIE
?YOU DOING ANYTHING
?I DON'T KNOW. HOW COME
WELL, I'M JUST HEADING .OVER TO GET YOUR GRUB ON
?WANT TO COME ALONG
?JUST YOU
.WELL, ME... AND VIRGIL
.PASS
REALLY
.I INSIST
.DAISY, GIVE IT UP
VIRGIL AND I
DON'T WANT TO BE ?FRIENDS ANYMORE, OK
.END OF STORY
.ANYWAY, YOU SHOULD BE HAPPY
NOW THAT I'M NOT ,HANGING AROUND
YOU GET HIS .UNDIVIDED ATTENTION
RICHIE, YOU'RE RIGHT .ABOUT ONE THING
.I LIKE VIRGIL
.BUT I LIKE YOU, TOO
ONLY I LIKED YOU BOTH MORE .WHEN YOU WERE FRIENDS
?WHAT DO YOU MEAN
EVER SINCE YOU TWO ,STOPPED TALKING
YOU'VE BEEN WALKING AROUND ,LIKE YOU SWALLOWED A LEMON
AND VIRGIL'S A ONE-MAN .FUNERAL PROCESSION
THE GUY HASN'T CRACKED .A JOKE IN 2 DAYS
!IT'S NOT NORMAL
BELIEVE ME, THERE'S NOTHING .NORMAL ABOUT VIRGIL
[[CELL PHONE RINGS
.HOLD ON
?HELLO
?VIRGIL
.VIRGIL, I CAN HARDLY HEAR YOU
,HATE TO FLAKE ON YOU
BUT I CAN'T MAKE IT .TO THE GRUB RIGHT NOW
.I WOULDN'T WAIT IF I WERE YOU
.AN OLD FRIEND BLEW INTO TOWN
.CATCH YOU TOMORROW
.OK. ALL RIGHT .SEE YOU TOMORROW
.CONGRATULATIONS, RICHIE
.YOU'RE OFF THE HOOK
.HE CAN'T MAKE IT
?HUH
?VIGIL'S BACKING OUT ON YOU
.YES, RICHIE
.AMAZING BUT TRUE
HE SAID AN OLD FRIEND JUST BLEW INTO TOWN
AND HE HAS TO .CATCH UP WITH HIM
Shelley: IN HIS ,MOST BRAZEN ACT YET
,SLIPSTREAM HAS STRUCK AGAIN
THIS TIME AT ONE OF THE ,CITY'S MOST FAMOUS MONUMENTS
THE NATURAL HISTORY .MUSEUM IN DAKOTA FIELDS
.I'M ON TOP OF THE FOOD CHAIN
.NO DOUBT
TIME TO GET PAID .LIKE THE DOG I AM
!HA HA HA
!HA
!AAH! GO ON! GO ON
!OHH! OHH
!AAH
NO MORE KID GLOVES .FOR THIS DUDE
.HEY. IT'S THAT LITTLE FIREFLY
.TIME TO SQUASH HIM
!WHAT? AAH
!AAH
!COME ON! COME ON! GO! GO! GO
[[GROANING
!OH, NO
BEST BE SURE I UNPLUG .SPARKY FOR KEEPS
THE DUDE'S GETTING .ON MY NERVES
!YO, SPARKY
!HERE I COME
!UHH
.AND HERE I GO
.SO WEAK
OH, MAN. V's GOTTA .BE TOTALLY DRAINED
,THIS IS BAD
.VERY BAD
ON SECOND THOUGHT
[[PANTING
!COME ON, SPARKY
.I'M NOT GONNA HURT YOU
.MUCH
!HA HA HA HA
.NO USE
!NO JUICE
[[MOTOR
!HEY, KID, STOP
!HEY
!SORRY
.LET ME SEE
?DID I ORDER A PIZZA
.DON'T THINK SO
.WELL, BETTER SEND IT BACK
!HA HA HA
TAKE A TASTE OF !T H IS, SLIPSTREAM
!WHOAAAA-OHH
HA HA HA! EVERYBODY .TRYIN' TO BE A HERO
OHH... WELL, THAT .WORKED OUT WELL
.PSST. RICHIE. OVER HERE
?WHAT'S WITH YOUR ARM
.I... THINK IT'S BUSTED
.OH. I'M SO SORRY, BRO
.NOT YOUR FAULT
.LISTEN, V, YOU WERE RIGHT
I'M NOT THE SUPERHERO .ON THIS TEAM
.I'M JUST THE SIDEKICK
.AND A LOUSY ONE, TOO
.DON'T SELL YOURSELF SHORT
.I'M SORRY ABOUT THE FRICTION
?FRIENDS
!FRIENDS. OW
NOW, THE QUESTION IS HOW .TO GET YOU OUT OF HERE
.HE'S NOT LOOKING THIS WAY
!GO
!HA HA HA HA
?THINK HE SAW US
!YO, STATIC
?WHAT'S UP
,YOU SCARED TO SHOW YOUR FACE
!BIG SHOT? HA HA HA
.YES, I THINK HE DID
.YOU BETTER MAKE A RUN FOR IT .I'LL BE OK
.REALLY
YOU GOT ANY MORE OF ?THOSE EGG THINGS ON YOU
,THE ZAP CAPS? YEAH BUT SLIPSTREAM
WILL NEVER GIVE YOU A .CHANCE TO THROW 'EM
WHO SAID ANYTHING ?ABOUT THROWING 'EM
.STAY BACK! HERE HE COMES
!YO, STATIC
!GET READY FOR A TRIP TO OZ
?HUH
!AAH
!AAH
[[GRUNTING
!AAH
[[CRASH
PUTTIN' ON A LITTLE ?WEIGHT, HUH, SLIPPY
OHH... OH
.HEY, GUYS
RICHIE, WHAT ?HAPPENED TO YOUR ARM
.SWIMMING ACCIDENT
I TOLD YOU, MAN. WHEN ,YOU DIVE INTO THE POOL
MAKE SURE THERE'S .WATER IN THERE
?WHAT WAS I THINKING
WELL, I'M GLAD TO SEE .YOU TWO BACK TOGETHER
.US, TOO
WHICH REMINDS ME, YOU WANT TO COME ALONG
?ON ANOTHER COMIC BOOK RUN
?TWICE? IN ONE WEEK
.THANKS, ANYWAY
.TOO BAD
.YOUR LOSS
NO ACCOUNTING FOR .SOME PEOPLE'S TASTE
YOU GUYS ARE REALLY INTO THAT ?SUPERHERO STUFF, AREN'T YOU
.Both: YOU MIGHT SAY THAT
,♪ GOTTA GET UP GOTTA GO, GET UP ♪
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