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‫,♪ GOTTA GET UP ‫GOTTA GO, GET UP ♪

‫,♪ GOTTA GET UP ‫GOTTA GO, GET UP ♪

‫♪ WHOA... ♪

‫[[BURGLAR ALARM RINGS

‫♪ HERE WE GO, HERE WE GO, HIP ♪

‫♪ HERE WE GO, HERE WE GO, HIP ♪

‫♪ HERE WE GO, HERE WE GO, HIP ♪

‫♪ HERE WE GO, HERE WE GO ♪

‫♪ HEY! HEY! HEY! HEY! HEY! ♪

‫Static: I PUT A ‫!SHOCK TO YOUR SYSTEM

‫?WHERE IS HE, SHARON

‫.DON'T WORRY, DADDY

‫VIRGIL WOULDN'T MISS ‫.THIS FOR THE WORLD

‫YEAH, I GUESS THIS CENTER

‫.DOES MEAN A LOT TO HIM

‫ALMOST AS MUCH AS ‫.IT MEANS TO ME

‫AND ALMOST AS MUCH ‫.AS THE FREE FOOD

‫?AND THEN

‫.NOT TO WORRY, SIR

‫I'VE MADE ALL THE ‫.APPROPRIATE PAYOFFS

‫THE SHIPMENT SHOULD

‫?DAD

‫?WHAT

‫I JUST WANTED TO SAY THANKS

‫FOR GETTING ME OUT ‫.OF SCHOOL FOR THIS

‫I REALLY

‫.IT'S NOT THAT BIG OF A DEAL

‫PREP SCHOOL SEEMS TO BE

‫.A LOST CAUSE FOR YOU, ANYWAY

‫?NOW, IF YOU DON'T MIND. SO

‫THE SHIPMENT SHOULD ‫BE DEPARTING DAKOTA

‫.BY 1300 HOURS, NO LATER

‫ACTUALLY, I'VE NEVER BEEN ‫.TO A BLACK TIE EVENT BEFORE

‫[[HAND DEVICE BEEPS ‫.IT'S SO EXCITING

‫[[DEVICE BEEPING

‫WE'VE GOTTA GET ‫.STARTED, ROBERT

‫.[SIGHS] I GUESS WE DO

‫WELCOME TO THE DEDICATION ‫OF THE NEWEST ADDITION

‫TO THE FREEMAN ‫.COMMUNITY CENTER

‫,WITHOUT FURTHER ADO

‫LET ME INTRODUCE YOU TO THE MAN

‫WHO IS RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS ‫.WONDERFUL NEW FACILITY

‫.EDWIN ALVA

‫.THANK YOU, MADAM MAYOR

‫IT WAS MY PLEASURE TO ‫,FUND THIS NEW ADDITION

‫BUT WHAT I BUILT HERE

‫.ISN'T A MONUMENT OF STONE

‫IT'S AN INVESTMENT IN ‫.OUR CHILDREN'S FUTURE

‫WELCOME TO THE EDWIN ‫.ALVA GYMNASIUM

‫.COME ON, DAD

‫.HE MUST HAVE A GOOD REASON

‫.HE'D BETTER

‫!UGH

‫[[HISSES

‫?ALL RIGHT, WHO'S NEXT

‫COME ON! JUST BECAUSE YOU ‫GUYS TASTE LIKE CHICKEN

‫DOESN'T MEAN YOU ‫.HAVE TO ACT LIKE 'EM

‫[[HISSES

‫UH, UH

‫!ARRRR

‫!OHH

‫[[SNAKE RATTLES

‫?HOW... HOW DID YOU KNOW

‫,IF IT WERE A SNAKE ‫.IT WOULD'VE BIT YOU

‫[[SIRENS

‫IF I WERE YOU, I'D CHARGE 'EM

‫.WITH ATTEMPTED ROBBERY

‫BUT THEN AGAIN, THEY'VE ALREADY

‫.BEEN CHARGED PRETTY GOOD

‫!OH, MAN, IT'S LATE

‫[[HAND DEVICE BEEPS

‫YOU MUST BE VERY PROUD ‫.OF YOUR DAD TODAY

‫HUH? YEAH, THIS IS WAY BETTER

‫THAN WHEN HE WAS ON TV

‫.AFTER THE GRAND JURY HEARING

‫!Stunned crowd: OH

‫[[BEEP BEEP

‫THAT IS, I MEAN

‫[[SILENCE

‫[[FOOTSTEPS APPROACH

‫HEH HEH. HE MEANS ‫.THAT THE SYSTEM WORKS

‫,ALL CHARGES WERE DROPPED

‫AND I'M FREE TO DONATE

‫THE OCCASIONAL GYMNASIUM ‫,TO MY NEW CHARGES

‫.THE CHILDREN OF DAKOTA

‫[[LIGHT LAUGHTER

‫.UNBELIEVABLE

‫IT'S SAFER LETTING ‫THE GUARD DOGS

‫.OFF THEIR LEASH THAN YOU

‫.GET OUT OF MY SIGHT

‫?HI, SHARON. WHERE'S POPS

‫RUN FOR IT. I'LL ‫.TRY TO STALL HIM

‫SHARON

‫.TOO LATE

‫YOU SEE, WHAT HAPPENED WAS

‫.NO EXCUSES, VIRGIL

‫.I'M REALLY SORRY, DAD

‫FOR WEEKS I'VE ‫BEEN WATCHING YOU

‫BECOME MORE AND ‫.MORE IRRESPONSIBLE

‫AND NOW YOU DON'T ‫EVEN HAVE TIME

‫?FOR THE COMMUNITY CENTER

‫DAD, IT'S NOT THAT. I WAS

‫?WHAT

‫[I... [SIGHS

‫.ON TELEVISION

‫IN FRONT OF THE MAYOR

‫.AND HALF THE CITY COUNCIL

‫I DIDN'T MEAN TO

‫I HAD HIGH HOPES ‫.FOR YOU, EDWIN

‫I THOUGHT SOMEDAY ‫YOU'D BE THE HEAD

‫.OF THIS COMPANY

‫BUT YOU'VE HAD EVERY ADVANTAGE

‫AND YOU'VE DONE NOTHING

‫.TO MAKE ME PROUD OF YOU

‫.OH, YES, I HAVE

‫?REALLY

‫I'VE BEEN STUDYING ‫THE HAZ MAT GAS

‫YOUR SCIENTISTS HAVE ‫.BEEN WORKING WITH

‫.I FIGURED OUT HOW ‫TO CONTROL IT .LOOK

‫.YOU'RE LIVING IN A DREAM WORLD

‫EVEN I DON'T COMPLETELY

‫.UNDERSTAND THAT GAS

‫.NOW STOP WASTING MY TIME

‫.EDWIN ALVA JR., MY LEGACY

‫I'D BE BETTER ‫.OFF WITH A STATUE

‫?STILL HERE

‫.IT'S JUST NOT FAIR, RICHIE

‫,I GO TO SCHOOL, I DO MY CHORES

‫!I'M A SUPERHERO

‫AND MY DAD CHEWS ME OUT

‫?FOR BEING IRRESPONSIBLE

‫HEY, YOUR DAD DOESN'T ‫.KNOW YOUR SECRET

‫,SO FROM HIS POINT OF VIEW

‫.YOU ARE A BIG FLAKE

‫,THAT'S NO EXCUSE ‫,HE SHOULD TRUST ME

‫.NO MATTER HOW IT LOOKS

‫!AND STOP TAKING HIS SIDE

‫?WHO'S TAKING SIDES

‫I'M JUST SAYING THAT

‫.I'M GOING ON PATROL

‫I'M SURE I CAN FIND ‫SOMEBODY OUT THERE

‫.WHO APPRECIATES ME

‫.I'LL SHOW YOU, DAD

‫:[BEEP] Computer ‫.ACCESS GRANTED

‫WELCOME TO ALVA INDUSTRIES

‫.HIGH SECURITY VAULT NUMBER 14

‫[[DOOR CLOSES

‫Computer: WARNING: HAZARDOUS ‫.MATERIAL CONTAINMENT AREA

‫.DO NOT APPROACH

‫.OH, YEAH. THE LASERS

‫[[BEEP BEEP BEEP

‫Computer: SECURITY ‫.OVERRIDE ACCEPTED

‫Computer: WARNING: HANDLE ‫.WITH EXTREME CAUTION

‫CANISTER CONTAINS ‫,QUANTUM VAPOR

‫A HIGHLY UNSTABLE SUBSTANCE

‫WITH UNPREDICTABLE ‫.MUTAGENIC PROPERTIES

‫.UNPREDICTABLE TO ANYONE BUT ME

‫Computer: WARNING: EXPERIMENTAL ‫.PROCEDURES UNKNOWN

‫UNABLE TO ASSESS ‫.PROBABLE OUTCOME

‫.NOT PROBABLE, COMPUTER

‫.CERTAIN

‫I'VE MODIFIED THE ‫.GAS IN EACH BUBBLE

‫,EVERY TIME I POP ONE

‫I'LL GET A DIFFERENT ‫.SUPER POWER

‫MAYBE DEAR OLD DAD'LL ‫FINALLY NOTICE ME

‫AFTER I'VE TAKEN AWAY ‫.EVERYTHING ELSE HE HAS

‫.THAT'S IT, MR. LYNN

‫.TAKE US OUT NICE AND EASY

‫.PIECE OF CAKE, CAPTAIN

‫I KNOW THIS HARBOR ‫LIKE THE BACK OF MY

‫!UNHH

‫?WHAT DID YOU HIT

‫!NOTHING

‫!SOMETHING'S HITTING US

‫!WHOA

‫!AAH

‫!GET THE WEAPONS

‫!GET READY TO FIRE

‫!FIRE

‫!YEAH

‫!HUH! HUH

‫!ALL HANDS, ABANDON SHIP

‫!AAH

‫I WAS WONDERING WHAT ‫.ALL THAT RACKET WAS

‫MAYBE A CERTAIN SUPERHERO

‫.CAN RAISE THE TITANIC

‫UNHH

‫!AAH

‫?DO SUPERHEROES GET HERNIAS

‫!AAH

‫!Static: ALL ABOARD

‫!UHH, YEAH

‫[[CHEERS

‫!THANK YOU! THANK YOU

‫AND WHEN YOU TELL YOUR ‫,FRIENDS ABOUT THIS

‫SKIP THE PART WHERE I TRIED

‫.TO PICK UP THE BOAT

‫?WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING

‫I DON'T BELIEVE WE'VE ‫.BEEN INTRODUCED

‫.OMNIFARIOUS

‫?YOU'RE NEFARIOUS

‫.OMNIFARIOUS. IT'S MY NAME

‫.IT MEANS MANY FORMS

‫.WELL, I GO TO PUBLIC SCHOOL

‫.LATIN'S AN ELECTIVE

‫?WHY DID YOU HELP THOSE SAILORS

‫.THEY WORK FOR ALVA

‫.THEY'RE GUN SMUGGLERS

‫THAT DOESN'T MEAN ‫.WE LET 'EM DROWN

‫?YOU TELLING ME YOU DID THIS

‫.UH-HUH

‫.THIS, TOO

‫!AAH! AAH

‫.ALL RIGHT, THAT'S PLENTY

‫!AAH! UGH

‫.YOU SURPRISED ME

‫.NOW IT'S MY TURN

‫!AAH

‫.I KNOW YOU

‫.YOU'RE EDWIN ALVA'S SON

‫,YOU HAVE ME AT A DISADVANTAGE

‫.AT LEAST FOR THE MOMENT

‫.NOW WE'RE EVEN

‫?YOU CAN SEE THROUGH MY MASK

‫.YUP. I'VE GOT X-RAY VISION NOW

‫BUT I CAN'T PLACE ‫.WHERE WE'VE MET BEFORE

‫,OH, MAN. BEFORE WE FIGHT AGAIN

‫I WANT A WRITTEN LIST ‫OF ALL YOUR POWERS

‫.AND MAYBE A STUDY GUIDE

‫WHY WOULD I WANT ‫?TO FIGHT YOU AGAIN

‫.MY WORK HERE IS DONE

‫.THAT WENT WELL

‫SO, THINK YOU'LL HAVE ANY ‫?TIME OFF THIS WEEKEND

‫MAYBE WE COULD

‫.NO

‫[[INTERCOM BUZZES

‫?YES

‫Man: MR. ALVA, THAT REPORT ‫.YOU WANTED IS READY

‫.BRING IT IN

‫DON'T YOU WANT TO FINISH YOUR

‫.NOW

‫.SOUNDS IMPORTANT

‫.NONE OF YOUR CONCERN

‫[[DOOR OPENS

‫HE HIT ANOTHER ‫.SHIP THIS MORNING

‫THAT MAKES 3 PLUS A WAREHOUSE

‫AND 2 OF YOUR ‫.WEAPONS FACTORIES

‫?HAVE YOU IDENTIFIED HIM YET

‫.CALLS HIMSELF OMNIFARIOUS

‫.THAT'S ALL WE KNOW SO FAR

‫.COULD JUST BE A CRAZY MAN

‫.MAYBE HE'S NOT CRAZY

‫?SPECULATING NOW, ARE WE

‫MAYBE HE'S JUST LOOKING ‫.FOR A LITTLE ATTENTION

‫.YOU CAN GO NOW

‫.YOU, TOO

‫[[DOOR CLOSES

‫!AAH

‫[[GLASS BREAKING

‫[[VIDEO GAME PLAYING

‫?YOU GOT A MINUTE

‫[[VIDEO GAME EXPLOSION

‫.I DO NOW

‫I'M TRYING TO FIGURE OUT

‫.WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU LATELY

‫POPS, I JUST GOT A LOT

‫OF RESPONSIBILITIES ‫.NOW, THAT'S ALL

‫WHY DON'T YOU TELL ME

‫ABOUT THESE BIG ‫?RESPONSIBILITIES YOU'VE GOT

‫,YOU KNOW, SCHOOL

‫.OTHER STUFF

‫IT'S LIKE I HAVE NO ‫IDEA WHAT'S GOING ON

‫.IN YOUR LIFE ANYMORE, VIRGIL

‫I JUST DON'T KNOW ‫WHAT [[TELEPHONE RINGS

‫.I'D BETTER GET THAT

‫!WE'LL CONTINUE THIS LATER

‫?WHY CAN'T YOU JUST TRUST ME

‫?FOR ONCE

‫AND HE'S WRECKING ‫.HIS DAD'S STUFF

‫.IT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE

‫.NOT TO YOU, MAYBE

‫.YEAH, GUESS I'M LUCKY

‫EVEN WITH ALL THE STRESS

‫,MY DAD'S BEEN GIVING ME LATELY

‫I CAN'T IMAGINE DOING ‫.ANYTHING LIKE THAT TO HIM

‫.UH-OH! CALL WAITING

‫SHARON'LL KILL ME IF SHE MISSES

‫.ANOTHER CALL FROM REGINALD

‫Richie: OOH, BETTER ‫.LET YOU GO, THEN

‫?HELLO

‫,I KNEW I'D SEEN YOU BEFORE

‫.VIRGIL

‫.SO LISTEN UP

‫YOU STAY OUT OF MY WAY

‫OR YOUR SECRET ‫.IDENTITY IS HISTORY

‫?Richie: SO WHAT DO YOU THINK

‫!GIVE ME THAT

‫FIRST OF ALL, ALUMINUM FOIL

‫.DOESN'T STOP X-RAYS ‫.IT HAS TO BE LEAD

‫?WHAT AM I? A DENTAL TECHNICIAN

‫SECOND, HE ALREADY ‫.KNOWS WHO I AM

‫.OK, GOT ME THERE

‫BUT HE DID SAY HE WOULDN'T TELL

‫.IF YOU LEFT HIM ALONE

‫.CAN'T DO THAT

‫.HE'S OUT OF CONTROL

‫.THEN... HE'LL TELL

‫I KNOW. IF MY DAD'S GONNA ‫,LEARN MY SECRET IDENTITY

‫.IT'S GONNA BE FROM ME

‫BUT HE WON'T BE THE ONLY FATHER

‫.IN FOR A SHOCK TONIGHT

‫?CAN I GET THE LIGHT FOR YOU

‫[[GASPS

‫STATIC? HOW DID YOU

‫?WHERE'S MY SECURITY FORCE

‫.OUTSIDE NAPPING

‫.YOU GOTTA GET BETTER HELP

‫I DON'T THINK IT'LL ‫.WORK WITHOUT THIS STUFF

‫?WHAT DO YOU WANT

‫,BELIEVE IT OR NOT

‫.I'M HERE TO HELP YOU

‫?HELP ME? YOU

‫.IT'S ABOUT OMNIFARIOUS

‫?WHAT ABOUT HIM

‫.HE'S YOUR SON

‫.MY SON? THAT'S RIDICULOUS

‫.IT'S THE TRUTH

‫.AND HE NEEDS HELP

‫WHAT KIND OF SCAM ‫ARE YOU TRYING TO

‫?YOU DON'T BELIEVE ME

‫.CHECK OUT YOUR LABS

‫.IT'S THE LEAST YOU CAN DO

‫[[YAWNS

‫THOUGHT YOU WERE ‫.GOING TO BED EARLY

‫.COULDN'T SLEEP

‫.THIS WON'T HELP

‫?LOOKING AT PICTURES OF MOM

‫.NOT THIS TIME. VIRGIL

‫?REMEMBER THIS BARBECUE

‫I'M THE ONE WHO DROPPED

‫ALL THE HAMBURGER ‫.MEAT ON THE GROUND

‫?REALLY

‫VIRGIL TOOK THE BLAME

‫BECAUSE MOM WAS ‫.ALREADY MAD AT ME

‫,I DON'T THINK WE FOOLED HER

‫.BUT SHE LET IT SLIDE

‫IF YOU QUOTE ME, ‫I'LL DENY IT, BUT, UM

‫.VIRGIL'S A GREAT GUY

‫GIVE HIM THE BENEFIT ‫.OF THE DOUBT

‫!HEY. MMM-WAH

‫?AAH! WHAT DID I DO

‫[DAD...[GULPS

‫THERE'S SOMETHING ‫.I NEED TO TELL YOU

‫!?EDWIN

‫.OMNIFARIOUS

‫.SO IT WAS YOU

‫?WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO DO

‫,ANYTHING I WANT

‫.THANKS TO THIS GAS

‫MAYBE I'LL EVEN ‫.EARN YOUR RESPECT

‫?THAT'S WHAT THIS IS ABOUT

‫?RESPECT

‫THAT'S WHAT IT'S ALWAYS ‫.BEEN ABOUT WITH YOU

‫.AND I CAN NEVER WIN

‫NOT AS LONG AS I ‫.WAS PLAIN OLD EDWIN

‫YOU THINK THIS IS HOW YOU ‫,GAIN SOMEONE'S RESPECT

‫BY WRECKING ‫?EVERYTHING THEY HAVE

‫.I'VE GOT POWER NOW, DAD

‫AND THAT'S ALL YOU'VE ‫.EVER RESPECTED

‫GIVE ME THOSE THINGS ‫.BEFORE YOU HURT YOURSELF

‫!COME OUT HERE AND FACE ME

‫[[GAS RELEASES

‫!FACE YOURSELF

‫ALL I'VE EVER TRIED TO DO

‫,IS PLEASE YOU, BE LIKE YOU

‫BUT YOU'VE NEVER ‫,HAD TIME FOR ME

‫.ONLY FOR YOUR PRECIOUS COMPANY

‫AAH! DON'T MAKE ‫.ME DO THIS, EDWIN

‫?WHAT? PAY ATTENTION TO ME

‫[GET IN HERE NOW! [DEVICE BEEPS

‫,UHH. DON'T HURT HIM

‫BUT DON'T LET HIM ‫.GET AWAY, EITHER

‫.OK, THIS ISN'T EASY

‫I KNOW I'VE BEEN ‫,KIND OF FLAKY LATELY

‫.BUT THERE'S A REASON

‫VIRGIL, YOU DON'T ‫.HAVE TO GO INTO IT

‫?I DON'T

‫.NO, YOU DON'T

‫.BECAUSE I TRUST YOU

‫YOU'VE NEVER GIVEN ME ‫.A SINGLE REASON NOT TO

‫I

‫LOOK, I KNOW YOU ‫.MISS YOUR MOTHER

‫I HAVEN'T DONE A GREAT JOB

‫.OF HELPING YOU DEAL WITH THAT

‫BUT I'VE WATCHED YOU HANDLE IT

‫.BETTER THAN I HAVE, FRANKLY

‫,I DON'T SAY IT ENOUGH

‫.I'M PROUD OF YOU, SON

‫.I'LL SEE YOU DOWNSTAIRS

‫!OH, DAD

‫WAIT! I GOTTA TELL ‫.YOU SOMETHING

‫?NOW WHAT

‫?WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR

‫!BRING HIM BACK

‫.HOLD YOUR FIRE

‫.I DON'T WANT HIM HURT

‫.I GOTTA PROTECT MYSELF

‫.NO, YOU DON'T

‫.I'M CALLING OFF THE ATTACK

‫?WHERE ARE YOU GOING ‫.WE'RE NOT DONE YET

‫!PILOT DOWN! I NEED BACKUP

‫!YOU GUYS HEAR ME? HELP

‫.WE GOT YOUR BACK, NUMBER 2

‫!YOU GOTTA STOP THEM

‫!DON'T SHOOT. I'M ORDERING YOU

‫.Pilot: TOO LATE FOR THAT

‫WE GOTTA STOP THIS FREAK ‫.OR HE'LL GET ALL OF US

‫.Second pilot: COPY THAT

‫.OPEN FIRE

‫!YOU GOTTA STOP THEM

‫?I CAN'T! CAN YOU

‫.GONNA TRY

‫UNHH

‫!AAH

‫.[WEAKLY] UNHH

‫!UNHH

‫?ELECTROMAGNETIC PULSE

‫YEAH. KNOCKS OUT ‫.ELECTRICAL DEVICES

‫?WHAT WERE YOU THINKING

‫.THEY COULD HAVE KILLED HIM

‫!AAH

‫ALL HE WAS THINKING ABOUT

‫.WAS PROTECTING HIS COMPANY

‫.YOU NEVER CARED ABOUT ME

‫ALL YOU CARE ‫ABOUT IS YOUR IMAGE

‫.AND YOUR PRECIOUS LEGACY

‫?YOU WANT A MONUMENT

‫I'LL GIVE YOU A ‫MOUNTAIN OF RUBBLE

‫WHEN I BRING THIS ‫,BUILDING DOWN AROUND YOU

‫.NO MATTER WHAT IT TAKES

‫.UH-OH

‫!AAAH! OHH

‫!TOO... FAST

‫!CAN'T... CONTROL... IT

‫!NOOO

‫!AHH... OH

‫DAD

‫?IS... HE ALIVE

‫.I DON'T KNOW

‫.I NEVER SHOULD HAVE TOLD YOU

‫BUT I THOUGHT A FATHER

‫COULD WORK THINGS ‫,OUT WITH HIS SON

‫.EVEN YOU

‫GUESS EVERYBODY ‫.ISN'T AS LUCKY AS ME

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‫CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL ‫CAPTIONING INSTITUTE. Www.ncicap.org

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‫!STATIC SHOCK