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(eerie chords)

(clicks)

- My lady and gentlemen look around you.

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Behold the great Eias.

- There were two women and two men

once.

(ominous music)

(tapping)

- [Man] It's nice to see you again Davis.

How is your new invention coming along,

the Menzie technology?

Davis?

- Uh work yes, work is, work is what work is.

(ominous music)

- [Man] In our last session you said you were planning on

meeting with potential buyers, have you?

- Yes doc, made a prototype

showed it to distributors they say it's ground breaking,

change the world, met with distributors, patent attorney

they all want it.

(ominous music)

(sizzling) (beeping)

- [Doctor] Davis be careful what you say and sign in those

meetings, I want this to work for you.

You are not only my patient you are my best friend

and I mean that.

- Yes doctor I know I appreciate you,

appreciate you so much.

When the invention sells you get half the money,

I mean when it sells you get half, you, me, Daniella

all be rich (laughs).

One, two, three.

(ominous music)

(clangs) (beeping)

(gentle music)

(whooshing)

- So what do you think?

- What do I think about merging

your little distro company with mine?

- Yeah we'd be a power house.

- I think it sucks.

Marci what do you think?

- I think it sucks.

- You hear that?

Marci thinks it sucks and do you know why it sucks?

Because you don't own this Menzie.

You see right there.

Told me everything I need to know.

- Yeah I, I didn't say anything.

- Oh you said plenty, a mouthful.

Just didn't open your mouth to do it.

(ominous music)

(alarm ringing)

- Whoa, who, who are you?

I said who are you?

- Do you like gum balls Antonio?

- Gum balls?

- Yeah gum balls, you know 'em, little round pieces of gum

with a hard shell?

(beeping)

Surely you were a kid once?

These gum balls are special.

They're neon colored, it's damned hard to find these things.

I had to buy out the whole store.

- Gum balls.

What the hell's she talking about?

Are you crazy?

You're a little crazy right?

- You wanna know what's crazy?

The fucking moon landing that was crazy.

Well let me ask you something, you've seen the footage

how did that shit get shot?

How did it get lit?

Was there a film crew just sitting on the moon

waiting to shoot it?

No we shot it on a God damned sound stage at Paramount.

- We?

- I was the cinematographer on that shoot

and the writer, one small step for man that was me.

What was the other guy's suggestion?

Honey I'm home.

- What cha hiding?

- Nothing.

- Oh come on, show it to me.

- I don't have anything.

- Show me yours and I'll show you mine.

Tit for tat.

- Okay this is a little crazy.

- Go ahead Antonio, show her your tat.

- How do you know my name?

Who are you people?

- [Woman] I'm Harriet, Harriet Skelp.

- You, you're an assassin?

- Not an assassin asshole, the assassin.

You'll never find anybody better

I'll tell ya that right now.

- Okay.

(snaps)

And you are?

- Otto Jeter, pleased to meet ya.

- You know Antonio, you live your life on instinct,

survival instinct so here's the quandary

what differentiates you from a wild animal?

A lion who hunts his food and takes whatever he wants.

I mean that's what you are isn't it hmm?

No emotions, no (snaps) thought.

- But you're an assassin.

(laughs)

- Now I like you Antonio.

It doesn't take long to get a feel for a person

and I can tell you're a stand up guy.

Am I right?

- Uh I guess.

- As a matter of fact you get outta this alive

you look me up hmm?

- Why would I--

- You have something we want Antonio.

We want it now.

- I don't, I--

(bangs)

- How long have you known me Stu?

What do you think I would have done had somebody said

my idea sucked?

- Well you would've punched 'em in the face.

- Punch him in the face.

(laughing)

I like that, I like that no.

I'd straighten my tie, I'd stand up tall and proud

walk the fuck out knowing full fucking well

that I would take their entire miserable little company

over and make it mine.

I will inundate them with document dumps and paper work

so heavy their legal fees'll rival OJ's.

- Wow.

- How many inventors do you think

can handle that kind of expense?

- Not too many.

- Not a one.

- Or not a one.

- They're all toast because I have balls you can hear clank

when I walk and they don't, simple as that.

- Wow.

- You believe that?

- Garvin--

- Marci do you believe that?

- Like it's scripture.

(laughs)

- Inside joke, bitch doesn't believe in God.

- Oh ho.

(laughing)

Garvin.

- How 'bout you Stu?

- What?

- Do you have

(clicking)

huevos to do whatever it takes

to get rid of Davis and bring me the Menzie technology?

- Thanks for your time, trust me I'll make this happen,

really.

- Stu.

- Yes?

- Straighten your tie.

Do what it takes.

- Whatever it takes.

- That a boy.

- Yeah.

(laughing)

- Holy fuck.

- Oh you just said a mouthful and in only two words.

- We want the new technology, the Menzie technology.

- We can do this the easy way or the hard way.

(clicking)

(gun firing)

(squishing)

(thuds)

(beeping)

- [Otto] I bet he thought that was the hard way.

(beeping)

- Hello Margaret.

- Please sign out.

- Sure, signing out.

- Garvin's a very powerful man.

- [Man] Undercoffler.

- Yan.

- Jan.

- Jan.

- Jan Guppa.

- So you're here meeting with--

- Garvin yeah got business to attend to.

Figure me and Garvin we can make a deal.

What are you doing here?

- Nothin'.

- That's what I thought.

For Garvin every minute he wastes on someone like you

is money he's losin'.

- It's a thought.

Have a good day.

Garvin it'll be a blast destroying your company.

* La la la la la la la la la la

* And then there was you

- Come on sing it with me.

* La la la la la la la la la la la

And then there was you.

* La la la la la la la la la la la la

* And then there was you

(cheering) (clapping)

- Friggin' awesome brother, friggin' awesome.

- You give us hope.

- Oh thank you well I'm Mark Minscourri from Big Mark

and the S O B's.

- Mark hi I'm Millie I own the Terratorra bar in Hollywood.

- Cool.

- Love that place.

- And I would like to invite you and your band to come play

and I put my cell on the back in case there was any other

reason you wanted to give me a call.

- Well thank you Millie I'd definitely like to come and play

as for the cell phone number I'm kind of taken, I'm married

but thank you very much.

- Tell 'em Millie told you to call.

- [Mark] I definitely will.

- Did you write that song about your wife?

- I did, she's my inspiration.

- Oh that's so sweet.

* La la la la la la la la la la la la

* And then there was you

- I feel like the luckiest man in the world.

(ominous music)

(clapping)

- So Davis, Davis.

- You're a wonderful sister

you'll find someone, someone who loves you.

- You know the invention is what now?

- What now money that's what now money that's what's now.

- Yeah I know you said that.

- Met with two distributors this morning.

- Wait without me?

You know I can help you in those situations.

- Two distributors and one patent attorney.

Two and one three.

We're gonna be rich, rich!

(dramatic chord)

- Play me.

- [Disk] Mr. Undercoffler it's Markowitz that idiot Davis

Menzie signed a contract without reading the fine print.

The Menzie patent is all yours, Davis is cut completely out

congratulations.

(laughing)

- What are you doing?

- It's too late Daniella it's too late.

- Tell me what happened.

- I failed you, Undercoffler the Menzie.

- What about the invention?

(crying)

Davis what about the invention?

- It's gone!

- What do you mean it's gone?

- It's gone, they took it from me.

Undercoffler they robbed me, they, they patented it

themselves sold it to a sub distributor

robbed me patented sub distributor.

(thudding)

- [Daniella] What are you talking about?

- It's not mine, it's not mine anymore it's...

This is your fault.

- Why is it mine?

- You should have been there, you should have been there

at the meeting you should have been there to protect me.

- I didn't know--

- You should have!

- No, I--

- How does a man die, how do I die?

- Don't talk like that.

- Does the temple, that's blanket show,

that's your department putting on a show,

some poison get her a knife in the gut listen first.

- Come here Davis.

- Pills, pills no drama gets the job done.

I could just take a step.

- Stop it.

- The question is how, the question is to die, how to die,

how to die, how to die.

Die!

I could put the answers in a hat and pull them out

we could make it a game show.

That's a good new invention.

Or I could just not think

and do it.

(screams)

(smashing) (screaming)

- Oh my God. (crying)

(sirens blaring)

(clicking)

(phone ringing)

- Yeah Markowitz.

- [Markowitz] It's not working.

- You what?

- [Markowitz] The Menzie prototype was stolen

from our lab months ago and oh Garvin

still hasn't responded to your takeover offer.

- Tell him that's a joke, he's got 24 hours to decide

after that it's fair game on his company

and all it's subsidiaries,

yeah that's what I said.

Son of a bitch.

Hey baby.

(clicks)

Hello doll face.

- Business?

- [Stu] Gotta pay the bills.

- But it's Sunday morning.

- I don't believe in calendars.

- You're obsessed you know that?

Going after Garvin the way you did,

like it was a vendetta.

- I won didn't I?

And how many people get to destroy their former mentor

in business huh?

Garvin talked down to me, he underestimated me,

he paid the price.

- Yeah your mentor was a grade A dick.

So you been drinkin' or is that a new cologne?

Eau 'd vodka.

- Hey baby you alright?

- Fine.

- You just seem, you just seem you know different.

- [Girl] Different than what?

- [Stu] From how you were.

- Oh things change, I don't even know who you are anymore.

A man killed himself because of you and you don't even care

and that takes some adjustment.

(clicks)

- [Answering Machine] One new message.

(beeps)

- [Jan] Daniella Jan Guppa here got a lead on what

you're looking for out there.

The prick who stole your world?

Undercoffler.

Word is he hangs at the Terratorra bar in Hollywood.

You really wanna find this guy

that's where you oughta be

and you've got a great set of (beeps).

- Thank you.

- Thank you.

- So um tell them about...

- The show.

- Yes.

- Gentlemen.

- [Wife] There is a show.

- My band, Saturday.

- Right there.

- This Saturday?

- What?

- No shit.

- No shit, band's names on the marquee and everything.

- Congratulations.

- Man yeah you must be bankin' some dead presidents off

that ride Mark.

- [Wife] Speaking of which.

- [Light Shirt] To the SOB's.

- SOB'S.

- To the SOB's

- And, and the coolest singer in town.

- [Light Shirt] Oh of course.

- Indeed.

- Yeah.

(chattering)

- Um miss?

What're you doing?

- I'm ordering a drink.

- We have a dress code here.

- I'm a giraffe, see?

I even have a tail.

(laughing)

- You know there are about 200 different jokes

that start like this?

- What's your name?

- Misty.

- Fiona Funari.

- Fiona, I'm gonna ask you to leave.

Leave.

- You see this?

This is my friend's ranking book

and each of my friends is ranked here, in order

and you will never be in this book, ever, in any position.

Drink please.

- We don't serve giraffes.

What the fuck was that?

(gentle music)

- Hi.

- Hi.

- Drinking alone?

- Oh, I'm a very married man doll but here have a seat.

- Much obliged (giggles).

- I know you?

- I doubt it, do I know you?

- You might.

- Yeah I might.

- I'm just saying that um you look, you look familiar.

- No you must have me confused with someone else entirely.

(spraying)

- Can I get you another beer?

- Please.

- And for the lady?

- Um something warm and wet (giggles).

- Woo, cancel that beer I gotta go my wife's waiting for me.

- Are you gonna come back tomorrow?

- I'm here pretty much everyday.

Here you go baby.

- Well maybe I'll see you tomorrow.

- Thank for everything.

(snoring)

- Ma'am Casius looks weak and hungry.

He thinks too much, such men are dangerous

but I am constant as the north star.

- You're significantly crazier than me you know that?

And so are you (laughs).

- Daniella Menzie, the doctor will see you now.

- [Doctor] So how are ya?

(laughs)

I think last week we ended with

your intense feelings of vengeance.

- Good memory on you doc (laughs).

- [Doctor] That's my job.

I believe your feelings had to do with the loss of your

brother Davis.

- Well not just my feelings Elle's too.

- [Doctor] Your friend?

- She hates the man who ruined me.

She's a bad influence.

(laughing)

- [Doctor] Well tell me about her.

- She has the brightest red hair, it'll burn your eyes

and she loves horses.

(neighing)

She once told me that she's an angel

riding the blood red horse of Armageddon.

(ominous music)

- [Doctor] Now let's talk about this,

this man who ruined your life.

- No don't ask me about him.

Don't fucking ask me about him, don't do that!

(ominous music)

Don't ask me, ask Elle.

- Daniella, the pursuit of vengeance is understandable.

(sniffs)

(eerie music)

- Where you headed?

- Just grab a couple drinks.

Phase out business a bit you know.

- And what are you hopin' to find at this bar?

- Maybe some friends.

- Friends?

- You know I've been thinkin',

I'm not sure I've ever had any real friends boo hoo.

Love that perfume.

- What about the rest of me? (laughs)

- Oh baby I like all of you.

(dramatic music)

Ah what'd ya say your name was last night?

- I didn't.

(laughs)

- Stu!

- Frieda, Frieda, ah I'd like you to meet my,

my new chair (laughs).

Sorry (laughing).

- I hope you and your new chair

are very fucking happy together.

- Frieda, Frieda (laughing).

This is hell.

(slams)

Wait stop Frieda!

Baby honey.

I didn't do anything.

I was just talkin' to her.

- I know about your little bathroom adventure with that

liquor store promotion slut.

- What?

- Why do you think I started following you

to the bar to begin with?

Insurance.

- And it worked.

Baby I'm kidding, I'm kidding.

It was a joke.

Frieda, Frieda talk to me.

Frieda.

- Talk to yourself.

- Frieda look would I, would I really wanna--

(smacks)

- See this?

This is my new look now i.e. not your wife.

- Not a good look.

Frieda baby wait Frieda!

Frieda!

Frieda!

Baby come back.

- That sick bastard got some dark bullshit in your head

and infected you with it.

- What, what're you talking about?

- Everything around you got worse and worse and worse

once you got that thing, that Menzie.

- That's a gross exaggeration.

- Is it now?

You don't have a moral cell left in your body.

- Oh fuck you Frieda.

(laughing)

(tires squealing) (gasping)

(smashing)

Frieda!

Oh my God (crying).

Oh my God.

- And I love her more than you will ever know.

- And I love you.

- Another.

- Don't you think you've had enough.

- Oh please, haven't even.

- See?

(laughing)

- [Dark T Guy] Here we go.

(laughing)

- I think the expression is wakey, wakey eggs and bacey.

- Oh no, no, no the expression is wakey, wakey

hands off snakey.

- Which is a subject you would know all about.

- Well if you wanna do it right you gotta do it yourself

sometime alright.

- How 'bout I call you a cab?

- You're a cab.

- What?

- Nothing bad joke.

Now I need a beer.

- On the house.

- That's water (laughs).

You are such a bitch.

- Hey.

- Hey yourself.

- You know you should join us over here.

We'd really love to have your company wouldn't we?

- Come on.

- Thank you.

Give me just a minute.

My friends have requested my presence.

- Oh!

- I'm fine, I'm fine.

- We got you, we got you.

- I'm fine, I'm fine

- [Dark T Guy] Here you go, here we go.

- This is for you

- No that's hard liquor.

You can't mix hard with soft or you get sick like.

(laughing)

- I'll bet you've got a hell of a story don't ya?

- Who the fuck doesn't?

- Actually us.

- Well, well we have an agreement here see nobody here

knows anything about each other's past.

- No we live in the present.

- Well what if your present is shit?

- It doesn't matter because in a few minutes the present

will be the past.

- [Stu] The present will be the past, I like that.

- Hey what's your name pal?

- Stuart James Undercoffler my friends call me Stu

my deceased wife called me Stuart but you can call me Stu.

- [Mark] Ah Stu okay.

- You know what Mark maybe you

should invite Stu to your show.

- That's a good idea.

- What show?

You a stand up?

(laughing)

- You've never heard of Mark Minscourri?

- Mark Minscourri?

No I haven't.

- Big Mark and the SOB's.

- Can't say I have.

- Talented musician this guy, he's good.

- You don't say.

- He does (laughs).

- I didn't.

- You know you are invited this Saturday.

- I wouldn't miss it for the world dude.

- Really?

- Salute.

- [Dark T Guy] He's in good, good, good okay, whoa, whoa

there is one rule.

- Oh the rule of course the rule I'll, hard liquor for

that rule there is

- [All] no past.

(laughing)

- Are you scared?

- Yes.

- Of what?

- Judgement.

Accounting for what I've done.

But I'm not that man

not anymore.

I have changed so much.

- Have you?

- Ay come on.

I love you, goodnight.

(eerie music)

Pink socks?

(tires squealing)

(gentle music)

- Cognac please.

- Merry Christmas, ho, ho, ho.

- Burying old memories?

Or toasting new ones?

(laughing)

- A little from column a, a little from column b.

- Well then cheers then in either case.

- Salute.

(moaning)

Oh baby oh why?

- Why what?

- Oh why me?

Why tonight?

- Why do you think?

(laughing)

Now's the time where you come up with an excuse.

- What?

- Why I have to leave, like work early in the morning

or something like that.

(laughs)

- No excuses.

I might have done that 10 years ago but not now.

- Mind if I smoke?

- No.

- My name is Jenna Funari and I like to fumari.

Are you okay?

- No I'm okay.

My wife died six months ago and I still feel funny

whenever I meet somebody.

(dramatic chord)

- Fiona, I'm home.

- Where have you been sis?

You can tell me, I'm royalty now (giggles).

- Out I went out.

- Did you do it?

- I've been working on my friend rankings now

and I docked Holly two points for being a rude cunt

the other day, what do you think?

- I think I gotta go to bed.

We'll talk about this later okay?

- [Fiona] Love ya sis.

(ominous music)

(toy train whistle blowing)

- Oh shit, I'll be right back.

Stu what's up?

- Hi Mark I think, I think, I think,

I think I'm losing my mind.

- Here come in come on.

Honey can you get Stu some pomegranate juice?

- Yeah.

- Hey let's go relax in the other room.

You'll be alright.

What's going on?

- Oh Mark.

I think that in that big house by myself I think I'm

being stalked.

I hear voices late at night, I find packages on my doorstep.

I need to talk to someone.

- Hey, hey that's what we're here for.

Being alone is rarely a solution

and I'm sure you're not being stalked.

- I guess you're right.

My whole life I've never been physically alone

but I guess emotionally I've always been alone.

- Well sometimes in life the right people come at the right

time what you can't always do is go it alone.

- Mark is God punishing me?

Thank you.

I don't deserve friends like you guys.

- I think you deserve whatever you get.

- Um hey why don't I call up the guys Brett and Byron

we'll have a little impromptu dinner party so to speak?

- I like Brett.

- Got some models.

Fans of the band probably could get 'em to come over.

Come on Stu these girls look so hot

they'll make your teeth sweat.

(laughing)

There we go now we're see?

Now we're talkin'.

Do you hear this guy?

What the hell are you talkin' about?

- Try puttin' a little more orange juice in that glass buddy

that's what I would suggest.

- There's no orange juice in this glass Byron.

- My point exactly.

(laughing)

Listen to this, how 'bout this I bet you 200 dollars okay?

I bet you I can move one arm in one circular direction

the other in the opposite simultaneously.

- No you can't.

- [Brett] Yes you can.

- That's impossible.

- No it's easy just use two different sides of your brain

don't bet.

- Yeah what are you laughing at?

Two brains.

- You hear that babe?

Looks like we might be able to afford that addition

to the house after all.

- Yeah I've heard that before.

- Well maybe he's serious this time.

Who's sayin' he's not?

- I am.

- Trouble on the old home front?

- Whole kids thing, still.

- You want 'em and she.

- Thinks they have no decibel level.

- Right.

- And neither do you two gossip queens.

If you're gonna talk about somebody behind their back

make sure that they at least can't hear you.

Us women can hear everything.

- Did she just call us queens?

- Yeah I think she did.

You know these queens aren't talkin' about you behind your

back Lita they're talking about you in front of your back.

- Thank you Byron.

- Would you come on kids we're supposed to

be having some fun.

(yells)

- Ladies, ladies come on in thank you so much for comin'.

How you doing?

I want you to meet some friends of mine.

This gentleman is Stu Undercoffler right here,

Brett Parr, Byron Fresnel and of course my lovely wife Lita.

- I'm Pearl.

- I'm Monica.

- [Black Dress] I'm Sally.

- I'm Vera mucho gusto.

- Mucho gusto Vera.

- And you ladies are just in time to watch Byron

make a complete ass out of himself and me make 200 bucks.

- Oh is that so?

Actually okay, here it is the back and forth

ready, watch.

- It's easy.

- Starts here right Brett?

One,

two.

- You're going in the same direction.

Brett?

- It's no it's the same direction--

- No it's not.

- Look you start here and then you move

in the opposite direction.

- That's what I was doing.

Girls please join in.

There you go, am I doing it?

Mark you see that get out your check book partner

there you go and then there's a rhythm in the hips

there you go she's got it come on ladies there you go dink.

I own your house pay up.

I take all major credit cards and checks.

(Christmas music) (chattering)

- Oh, oh shit.

- Oh Stu I'm so sorry.

- It's okay Lita, forgive and forget it's a good motto.

- Convenient.

- Come again?

- Oh nothin' just sayin' that it's mighty convenient for a

guy who well, needs both forgiveness and forgetfulness

to espouse both.

(bangs)

- What are you sayin' man, yeah I've had a problem but--

- Hey it's like we're all broken you know

and maybe that's what brought us all together huh?

You know like alcoholics anonymous except we're not

anonymous.

- Just alcoholics.

- There you go.

- Mark you're drunk.

- And then some.

- And Stu you're a dick.

- And then some.

- Hear, hear.

- Thanks again.

- Man.

- Hey come on.

* Jingle bells jingle bells jingle

- You idiot, well you almost blew it.

(chaotic music)

- Come on man.

(rattling)

Son of a bitch.

(squeaking)

Come on.

(ominous music)

(snoring)

(cries out)

- Geez Miss Henry christ you scared the hell outta me.

- You call for a lock smith?

- Yeah have you seen him?

Oh good he's here.

- Thick as a brick aren't ya?

Let me introduce myself Harriet Skelp locksmith.

- Oh sorry, I was asleep.

- There we go, now you're getting it.

Oh blushing even (laughs).

Makes me think you regret your antiquated ideas of men

and women, good for you on that.

Let's shatter some glass

and get you into this little shit hole of your house.

- Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa hold on a second.

No shatter not cool.

(laughs)

- Man you're gullible as hell aren't you now?

No I'm going to do a little lock picking real legal like

that is and get your door unglued sound good?

Tell me Stu do you have an alarm system in this place?

- I haven't set it yet, excuse me you called me Stu.

How do you know my name?

- It was on the work order Stu Undercoffler right?

- Yeah that's right.

Wait a minute excuse me what, what work order

are you talking about?

Ah that's so great.

- That'll be 200 even.

- Let me get my check book.

(eerie whistling)

(screaming)

(banging)

(ominous music)

(gun firing)

Answer the phone answer the phone answer the God damn phone.

Mark hi it's Stu listen dude I'm in some big shit--

- [Phone] You've reached Mark and Lita we're not here or

we're not answering either way you're gonna hear a beep

and if you're to stupid to know what to do when that happens

then you don't deserve to use a phone.

(dramatic chord)

(ominous music)

- It's judgement time.

- Now?

Not when it happened?

I've been working my ass off to make things right.

- Darkness spreads.

- Mark, oh christ.

(dramatic chord)

- [Man] Go to the house.

With the flashing lights.

- Oh man.

- Mmm, I love grape popsicles.

Don't you?

I always save them for last.

I know my box of popsicles is not gone

until there's no more grape.

- Who are you?

Who's doin' this to me?

- You want answers?

Hop in, we're going to the house.

(chaotic music)

This is where you get off.

- Aren't you comin' in?

With me?

- Seriously?

No this journey is yours, it ends with you.

You are the grape popsicle Stu.

(ominous music)

(laughs)

(ominous music)

(dramatic chord)

- [Girl] Why'd you do it Stu, why?

- Frieda.

I thought I thought I thought

I thought someone was coming after me.

I didn't know it was a girl when I shot her.

How could I?

- [Frieda] No why'd you rip those people off?

- Oh Frieda.

For you, I did it for you, you deserved money, a nice home,

you deserved everything and

I did everything I had to do to, to give it to you.

Because I love you Frieda.

(dramatic chord)

Who are you?

- I'm Elle, I'm here to give you the pain you deserve.

I'm your mother fucking comeuppance.

- I'm your mother fucking.

- [Both] Comeuppance.

- Oh my God--

(thuds)

My God you.

- [Elle] Me.

(thuds)

(dramatic chord)

- Wakey wakey hands off snakey right?

Bacey (snaps).

- What's, what's, what's, what's, what's goin' on?

- You simple fuckin' prick.

You think you're so much fuckin' smarter than everybody else

turns out you're the dumbest fuck in the room.

(dramatic chord)

- Mark.

Mark we're friends right?

Brett?

Byron?

I thought, I thought I thought-

- [Mark] You thought what Stu?

- [Stu] I thought we were friends.

Mark you can't be doin' this.

You, a betrayer?

- [Brett] Oh that's rich he called you a betrayer.

- Mark please I thought--

- Shut up!

God damn Stu shut the fuck up.

You think this is all about me?

Look at these faces each and every person here has been

affected by you, Byron's father, me and Lita, Brett's

best friend, Janna's parents.

You fucked 'em all over.

You and your bullshit company.

- [Byron] Bullshit fucking company man.

- You took from 'em Stu.

You robbed 'em to get rich and then you destroyed their

lives, but not only their lives,

the lives of everyone around them.

I had invested all my inheritance in the Menzie technology.

I believed in Davis, I was happy, eager and why?

'Cause you promised Davis's invention would be distributed

in every Nat superstore.

You didn't even have a contract with them did you?

- I'm sorry.

- And Daniella, well let's just say she's a bit unstable

on account of you ripping off her brother's invention.

- Davis.

- Davis Menzie.

- Right.

- He took a long walk off a short roof and Daniella--

- Went batshit fuckin' crazy Stu.

- Formed a split personality, took on the persona of Elle

looks an awful lot like--

- My wife.

- Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding we have a winner.

(laughing)

Look am I doing good here?

Alright.

- Frieda Eleanor Undercoffler, Elle.

- I was loved by everyone.

Sweet, sweet.

- So.

Where do we go from here?

- [Mark] Now we let you go.

- Oh thank you.

- Take this as a lesson that whatever you do to someone

will come back to you tenfold.

Go on with your life Stu Undercoffler

but live it differently.

- Oh thank you Mark.

- Well you see Mark this is the part we didn't tell you.

We are going to kill him.

- Wait a minute, there's no lesson if we kill him.

The deal is we scare him and that's it.

- That's easy for you to say, he didn't fuck up your

family's life like he did mine, at least you have a career.

- No the lesson here we all have to learn is you don't leave

people with nothing left to live for except revenge.

- No fuck that.

- Fuck you.

- Fuck you we're not God damn animals.

- Oh yes we are you went to high school didn't you?

You studied biology, there are two families

humans are animals, plants are well plants.

- Uh plants (laughs).

Is he a plant?

- Are you a plant?

- Are you?

- Are you?

- [Byron] Shall we water you instead of kill you?

- You see we knew all along, that you didn't have the balls

to follow through, you're a dabbler.

(thuds)

That's why you're out.

You have no part anymore.

- Yeah you're done.

- And now it's time for our game show.

It's called pick how you die.

(laughing)

- It's not funny.

- We have drowning, shooting, stabbing, strangulation,

oh and bludgeoning so put your hand in the hat

and pick your own death Stu.

Do it.

Do it, do it.

(thuds) (cries out)

- Get that, you see that?

Commitment you fucking pig.

(thudding) (crying out)

- Stop!

(thuds)

(yelling)

- [Byron] We talked about this.

(cries out)

(yelling)

- Fucking son of a bitch.

(cracking)

(ominous music)

- I deserve this.

- No, you deserve this.

(thudding) (crying out)

- Wait, wait.

- This is our chance to make things right.

- If we do this we'll be no better than him.

- We are no better than him.

He made us this.

(cries out)

- [Brett] Daniella was right.

- I am doc?

- Yes, yes you are

Elle.

- Now fuckin' what?

- There.

- Hey, back it up.

This has to end, it has to end now.

Mark run, go to Lita go, go!

- Are you gonna shoot us all?

You wouldn't shoot me now would you lover?

Dead little Frieda, Elle.

(dramatic chord)

(pops) (splashes)

(laughs)

I'm very disappointed in you Mark.

- You've all become what you've become

but I'm not letting you in.

- You've become a fucking ass.

Traitor!

(dramatic music)

- You used to have a better swing than that.

Jesus Christ oh no come on come on.

You think mouth to mouth no?

I didn't think you hit her that hard Brett but she's dead.

Janna's dead, she's dead Brett.

- It was collateral damage, isn't it?

- Yeah it is, I mean she walked into it, she did.

- She walked right into it.

- She did.

Oh my God.

- I think we better go.

- Yeah, yeah.

- Lita!

Lita!

Lita, Lita.

Lita!

Come on we gotta go.

- What? - Now.

- What is going on?

- We gotta make a move.

- What?

- We gotta go come on.

- Go, go where?

- Anywhere, anywhere but here.

- That's what we have to worry about.

- We don't have to worry about anything.

Nobody knows, nobody has to know.

It's his fault if it wasn't.

- You finally made it out I was worried

I was creating scenarios.

What happened?

- He's dead.

- Oh thank God.

- Yeah he.

- Where's Jenna?

Where's Jenna?

- Well.

- Where's my sister?

- It's bad news.

Yeah.

It's Mark he lost control.

Mark. He killed her, and I tried to stop him.

- He tried, he's a fuckin' hero.

I'm tellin' ya he's like Douglas Mc fucking Carther

this guy right here.

- Alright no, that's enough.

- You were though, but you are.

- Please.

- He is and Mark.

- But he just ran.

- No he tried.

- I saw him right over there.

- Where is he Byron?

- [Fiona] Oh my God.

- What?

- He's off my friend list completely.

- Okay.

It's okay.

Good, good.

(screeches)

- Shh, shh.

Alright whatever happens keep your head down follow my lead.

- I am not going anywhere until you tell me what's going on.

- Okay fine we went after Stu and took it too far okay?

And now they're after me.

But I'm not gonna let them infect you.

Come on.

(eerie music)

- And why, why that had to happen.

We had everything all ready to go.

There he is I'm gonna kill you.

You can't trust this man.

- Get the fuck away from us.

- You, you it's your fault I could kill you.

You know what you did.

- Look who's talking.

- Hey this guy's fucking God okay.

- You ruined, we had everything worked out.

- Come, come, come on come on.

- You can't trust that man.

- [Fiona] Where the fuck are you goin'?

- Oh shit.

(screaming)

Get her out.

Get her out get off me you stupid get off me.

(horn beeping)

(tires squealing)

(thudding)

- Stop it.

(cries out)

- Darkness spreads.

(tires squealing)

(phone ringing)

- [Woman] 911 what's your emergency?

- Hi we... shit.

- Why did you do that?

- Lita I was involved too okay?

I can't tell the cops what happened because they're just

come after me, fuck.

They fucking lied to me.

I didn't know they were going to kill him okay?

I swear.

(phone buzzing)

Hi I'm sorry I dialed 911 on accident

I was just driving and--

- [Daniella] You can't run forever Mark.

- Daniella.

- You're a part of this.

- Daniella I need you to remember okay?

Remember who you are.

Daniella, Daniella Menzie.

- I know who I am.

- Do you, do you really?

It was Brett, he manipulated you,

he manipulated all of us.

Brett never cared about Davis he used him to get a

percentage of his profits, he steered you toward what you

became he drove you to do what you did.

- But he gave me pink socks, every time I showed up.

Who else would do that for me?

- Daniella.

- All I feel is empty, a void.

I see a void.

(gasps)

- Are you okay?

- He's dead, he's dead there's nothing left.

- No--

(ominous music)

- [Brett] We need to take a drive.

- [Lita] Where the fuck are we going Mark?

- Mickey's get away.

- Mickey?

Our bass player?

- He's got a ranch house, we'll be safe there.

He said if we ever needed an escape we could use it.

Don't think he meant that literally but.

We should be safe there until we figure out our next step.

- And what?

Start a new life?

- Yeah.

- Okay, but we're gonna have to stop off someplace first.

I'm gonna need a disguise, how would you like a blond wife?

I saw a drugstore 10 miles back.

- Okay.

(crickets chirping)

- [Byron] Mickey's get away what the hell is this Brett?

- Trust me I'll explain.

(giggling)

- Brett listen man I just wanna say I've known you a long

time but can you do me a favor and admit for the first time

ever you don't know what's goin' on?

- Listen, I haven't told you two something.

But I've acquired some help of a professional nature.

I've been keeping it quiet until now.

But this help gave me this address and we were to meet here

in case anything went wrong.

* Oh love I want us all to feel you now

* I'll be part of those to show us how

* Times are changing faster than we even know

* Options lay waiting for our unity

* Our part is somewhat simple be the light

* Sparkle revel in each

- I'm gonna kill Lita in front of Mark

so he gets to see what it feels like.

- You got a point there actually with that one.

- That's right of course and we mustn't forget that two

wrongs do make a right as in algebra if you study algebra

two negatives make a positive or outside the field of

mathematics if I was to say I do not not love you,

I'd be saying I love you.

- I am not not going to kill Mark and his wife.

- I believe you've got it, I'm so proud of you Fiona.

- Ohhh.

(cries out)

- Identity crisis, identity crisis, identity crisis.

- Okay, it's alright sweetheart I have the bag,

just go change okay?

- Okay.

- There you go, that's it.

- Okay.

- Take it easy.

- Come on man really?

I've known you a long time I backed you up with the pink

socks with your clients all these outta control, controlling

them for you, I've done everything man but this, I'm gonna

tell you this better be fucking worth it.

- Oh.

- [Static] Ura seconds.

- I mean look I knew what I was getting into right

signing up for it and all.

- Right.

- And I shouldn't be rethinking it now.

- I always try to avoid rethinking things.

- Study.

- I busted my ass lighting that God damn scene.

Working that negative so it looked like we were really

on the moon you think that was production design?

Give me a God damn break I was hiding flaws left and right.

It was all me, it's been a while now

and I think I deserve a little credit.

- Credit's over rated.

- Yeah the past is the past.

- No, the past is never the past.

- It isn't?

- No the past is bullshit, it doesn't exist

time doesn't exist.

I mean think about it have you ever found yourself

in the past or in the future have you ever really

found yourself in the future?

No it has always without exception each and every fucking

time been the present.

Hello.

- Hello.

Oh.

- I am the ninja of justice.

- This is great really I mean who are these people Brett.

Brett what the fuck was this guy talking about.

- Shh.

- He shot the moon landing.

- He shot the moon landing?

He shot the moon landing.

- I knew it, I knew it.

Did you shoot JFK and MLK too?

- Okay, now calm down, calm down I said.

Now remember you are a ninja.

- Take a seat.

- So um, you are?

- Oh I'm sorry my name is Harriet and this here is Otto.

Why don't you take a seat honey.

Watch, listen.

- My lady and gentlemen look around you behold

the great Eias.

- There were two women and two men.

Once.

- O O D one.

And O O D two.

Mr. Tubal and Y M.

- Just ah look at them.

Now.

- This woman this O O D one is more beautiful than the sands

of time and I love her more than you will ever know.

- And I love you Mr. Tubal.

- I love you too Mr. Tubal.

- You can't have them both.

Besides that's my wife.

(laughing)

You scum.

- But is it a that or a she?

(laughing)

- That is mine.

Stop it.

Stop it!

(cries out) (laughing)

- Darkness spreads.

(laughing)

(clicking)

- I'm going to do the honorable thing.

The right thing.

Goodbye my loves.

- Shall I go to?

- So fall us one, so fall us all.

- And hm, they fell alright.

(clicking)

(laughing)

- Okay lady that's enough for, for me anyway you know

I'm not to into the cryptic panoramic mumbo jumbo.

- Pretentious.

- Clearly, other than the girl taking off the blouse

that was kinda nice I did like that.

Other than that third grade helmed gobbled gook shit

see ya Brett I wouldn't wanna be ya.

I'm fucking outta here man.

She's nuts man.

- Do you feel that?

You haven't felt that feeling before have you Byron?

It's called fear.

- Now Harriet you've done a marvelous job.

- Don't try any of your stupid mind games on here

I practically invented them.

Aren't you a little afraid yourself?

Now I know Stu ripped off your father Byron and your parents

Fiona but I think that was small change compared to what

he stole from your old best friend Brett.

Your best friend and Daniella's brother Davis, oh he was

a real genius, such a brilliant mind, he invented this.

But Stu went and stole his technology and created the

prototype himself you see this here is knowledge,

knowledge of things that shouldn't be known to the world.

(eerie chords)

I have a little surprise for you.

Do you know that Stu never took this thing public

that if he had Bill Gates would have look like a pauper

in comparison to him.

But no, he didn't and the world hasn't been altered

fortunately.

I have a tiny little surprise for you

and I suggest you take it.

I would like you all to leave and return in one hour.

I've a little surprise to deliver into your laps.

(claps)

(laughing)

- [Mark] You look like a new woman.

I feel like I'm cheating on my wife.

- [Lita] Jerk.

- This is Mickey's get away.

Keys.

- I'm exhausted, I think I'm just gonna take a shower

and go to sleep.

- Okay.

Lita thanks for understanding.

Your hair looks great.

I think Mickey has some night clothes in the bedroom.

- [Lita] In the bedroom?

The last time that we were in a cabin it was our first time.

- [Mark] How could I forget?

(giggles)

(moaning) (groaning)

I love you.

- I love you too.

(crying out)

- I'm all out of grape flavor

so I thought I would pop a cherry.

(laughing)

(ominous music)

(water running)

- Darkness spreads.

- I must be goin' crazy (laughs).

(ominous music)

(thudding) (crying out)

- [Byron] Hey mother fucker.

(thuds)

Come here you.

You, you betrayed us man no matter what you do

no matter where you go you will always be one of us

do you understand me?

(thudding) (crying out)

Yeah I should put a bullet right in

the back of your head pal.

- He's right.

(crunches) (cries out)

- I just want out that's all.

- Lying fuck.

- Please.

(thuds) (crying out)

- You let me deal with him.

- Yeah.

(crying out)

- [Girl] Fuck!

- Go take care of that.

I'll take care of him.

- No, no!

(crying out)

(gun firing)

(crunches) (cries out)

- [Mark] Come on let's go, let's go.

Run.

(cries out)

- [Lita] Mark!

- Keep on running Lita go, don't stop.

(dramatic music)

(clicks)

- [Brett] Hold it there Mark.

- Mark where are you?

Mark!

Mark!

Mark!

Mark! (merry go round music)

(guns firing)

(water rushing)

- I am so disappointed in you.

Now missy you don't--

(gun firing) (splats)

- [Mark] Come here.

- I'm so sorry for everything.

- No I'm sorry.

I love you.

- Let's go.

- Lita!

(squelches)

(ominous music)

No, no, no, no, no.

No.

- I could shoot you right now.

I don't really think that you've suffered enough though

do you?

How much have you suffered?

Do you think that you've suffered as much as Jenna suffered?

Maybe next time you'll think twice before you kill

someone's sister.

I'll give you til the count of five.

Four.

Three.

Two.

(screaming)

(thuds)

- No.

- Wait, wait don't do it, don't do it.

- She.

- I know.

- She.

- Mark I know.

- She fucking killed Lita.

- Put down the rock.

- She didn't have anything to do with it.

She wasn't even there.

- But Mark it has to stop.

Here and now all this killing all this blood shed

it's gone viral.

Stu started it and you, you can end it.

You, you just have to choose to stop.

(water rushing)

- Decision time.

- Indeed.

- I think, I think he's gonna do the right thing.

- Is that what you want?

- That's what should happen.

- It's such a shame, you're released from your contract

in five seconds Otto.

(gasping)

(screams)

(crying)

- Do you know any good psychiatrists?

(gentle music)

- Alright this is one of my newer songs written back from

the time of the Beatles.

- I can't wait.

- It's called Menzie technology.

* Taking chances

* With future technology

* By a man named Davis

- That's you, that's you.

* Davis Menzie

* He's got the new technology

* He's gonna set us free

* With Menzie technology

* We're good at taking chances

- [Mark] Take it babe.

* Love we will provide

* Me and my husband

* Are gonna make a lot of money

* On your technology yeah

* Me and Lita

* With Davis Menzie

- [Lita] That's you again.

* Taking chances

* Yeah we're taking chances

* Me and Lita

* Ah with Davis Menzie

* And you're with us now too

- Yes, yay, yay I'm gonna, I'm gonna have another drink.

- I'm gonna join you I think, I need one or three.

You'd like to join us?

Please.

(ominous music)