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Ginsing-a-ling for Freya.
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Thank you.
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Morning.
Hello.
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Welcome to Blendology.
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Do you know how
a blended beverage bar works?
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Yeah, Melcome, it's me, Helen.
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Remember, I was
in here the other day?
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We had the whole
Melcome/Malcolm thing.
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No? Whatever.
Gee, it's really going off in here.
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Oh, we're doing
a pay it forward special.
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You buy one today,
we give you one next time.
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Oh, I was hoping
you'd got a coffee machine.
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No caffeine, I'm afraid,
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but you could try
a Chicory Kickory Shock.
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That'll give you a real
punch in the awareness.
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Yeah, alright.
And what base would you like?
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Nut mylk, oat...
Dealer's choice. Surprise me.
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Rice mylk.
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That'll be $16.
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Wow! Is that the punch
in the awareness?
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Your name?
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Still Helen.
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Nup.
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Hey, Melcome?
Hello.
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Welcome to Blendology.
We're a blended beverage...
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Yeah. I know. It's me. Still Helen.
I was just in here.
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Oh, yes! How's the beverage?
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I don't know, it's too thick.
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I can't suck it
through the paper straw.
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Look, it's all crushed.
Do you have any plastic straws?
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Boo!
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Sorry, are you booing me?
Turtle killer.
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I'm not gonna shove the straw
up a turtle's nose.
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I just want to drink my beverage.
Jeez, relax, people.
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We do have reusable metal straws
available for purchase.
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(WHISPERS) Boo.
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Seriously, stop booing me, man.
Come on.
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That'll be $25.
25 bucks?!
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Boo!
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Boo!
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Sid, stop it.
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Helen?
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Oh, finally you're here.
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Finally? It... It's 9:02, Roz.
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I need you in reception.
I've got a big announcement.
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I'm actually quite busy,
so I'll have to...
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You're not busy!
You're slurping... What is that?
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Ooh. I call it breakfast soup.
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I've taken my beverage,
'cause it was too thick to drink...
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Come on, I need you now.
This is important.
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This is important.
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Breakfast.
Most important meal of the day.
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Come on!
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I'm coming!
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I'm afraid I have
some rather sad news.
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Oh, no, is Ray dying?
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What? No! He's fine.
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Oh, thank God.
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Are you dying?
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No!
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Oh, thank God.
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I have decided it's time for me
to hang up my probate law hat.
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Last week, I discovered
my true calling.
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I'm leaving to pursue
a career in mediation.
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Is this your last day?
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No, I still have to complete
the mediation course.
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Ray must be a bit upset.
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Well, I mean, I think we all are.
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It's the end of an era.
Mmm.
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But let's not dwell on what
the world of probate is losing.
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Let's think about what the world
of mediation is gaining.
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What about me?
Could I gain your office?
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No.
Car space?
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No!
Toilet key?
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No.
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Want me, Ray?
Yep. In you come.
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I just want to walk you through
a couple of things...
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No, no, no, mate.
Not the couch?
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Never the couch.
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Come on. This is for you.
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That is our most prestigious,
high-profile client.
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Oh, God, don't give it to me...
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Is that Sergei Bennett's file?
Sergei Bennett?
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Not the playwright?
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I was looking after it, but as I am
no longer with the firm...
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Please, don't talk about it, Rozzie.
It makes me too sad.
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This was our dream.
What can I do?
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The world of mediation
needs me more.
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Sorry, isn't this the guy
who's famous for hating women
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and not letting them
perform his plays?
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Relax. He doesn't hate women
any more.
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Since when?
Since he died.
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His son, Nikolai,
inherited everything,
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including ownership of the classic
Bennett play, Death of Man.
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Don't know it.
Oh, it's wonderful.
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I'm not really a theatre person.
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I usually leave at half time.
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Do you mean interval?
I don't know, do I?
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You got the flyer there, Rozzie?
Yes.
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Nikolai Bennett owns
the copyright for Death of Man,
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and this local theatre
company is putting on a show...
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Mounting.
We say mounting a production, Ray.
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No, I'm not saying that.
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Yeah, hang on, this says
Death of Woman, not Death of Man.
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As you can see, they're playing it
a bit fast and loose with the words.
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Text. It's the text, Ray.
Rozalind, please.
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Nikolai wants to shut them down.
He's coming in to get some advice.
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OK.
Well, I'm off.
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I've got conflict resolution
training for the rest of the day.
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Exciting.
Fun.
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I'm really gonna miss her.
Are you?
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Yeah, me too. We should get her
one of those big cards.
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Can I have her office?
Bit insensitive, Fisk.
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I'm clearly grieving.
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I did say we should get her a card.
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Yeah, you did say that.
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Fisk?
Yes.
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You're up. Bennett's here.
Let's go.
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Ah, here he is.
The man of the hour.
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Ah, words are easy, like the wind.
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Faithful friends are hard to find.
Yes, they are.
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Who said that?
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Fisk, you wanna jump in?
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Ah, is that a line from Beaches?
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Beaches?
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With Bette Midler and the lady with
the big lips...
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I think she's just having fun.
Good one, Fisk.
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Ahh.
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Of course we all know
it 'twas the Bard.
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Yes.
That's what I was gonna guess!
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No you weren't, mate.
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How're you holding up, chief?
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Ah, to weep is to
make less the depth of grief.
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I was gonna say the same.
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Yeah, it's very sad.
Oui.
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Fisk.
Yep?
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Do you wanna...?
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Yes, Mr Bennett, would you
like to come with me, please?
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Of course.
Thank you.
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Exit stage left.
Oh, that one I know.
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That's Snagglepuss.
No.
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The Pink Panther?
Who's that?
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Are they the same?
No.
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My advice? Ignore it.
Let them do their little show.
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Don't give them any free publicity.
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Honestly, no-one's
buying a ticket to this.
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They're a small suburban
clown theatre company.
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Ah, yes, but what type
of clown, are they?
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Unfunny, I imagine.
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Women. They are women.
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Yeah. I'd be more concerned
about the fact that they're clowns.
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My father banned women
from performing this play.
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Yeah, but you own the copyright now.
You can remove that ban.
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Why would I do that?
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Well, because banning women
from doing stuff
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feels a little bit Talibanny.
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If I may quote Portia
from Merchant of Venice?
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Oh, please.
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So is the will of a living daughter,
curbed by the will of a dead father.
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Yeah, and see the word that
jumps out at me there is 'dead'.
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Your father's dead.
He's not gonna know.
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So you wouldn't respect
your dead father's wishes?
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Oh, mate, I barely respect
my living father's wishes.
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I'm a constant disappointment.
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Look at me.
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Mmm.
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Thank you.
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Ooh, hello, George.
What's this, then?
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I've got quite a following
on Rubble Runner,
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so I've been sponsored by
Luxolab gaming chairs.
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They've sent me a Camelot Caboose
Double G Pedestal Edition.
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Very, very nice.
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May I?
Please.
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Thank you.
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Have you read the play?
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I have not, sir.
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It's an absurdist comedy.
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Don't you see the problem?
No.
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What could be more absurd
than two women performing it?
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Why are you not getting this?
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The play is supposed to be funny.
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Oh, mate, a lot of theatre's
supposed to be funny.
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I assume we have attorney-client
privilege in this room?
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Ah, yeah, sure, OK.
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OK, then the problem is thus -
women aren't funny.
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Oh. Oh, OK.
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And you said as much
yourself earlier.
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No. No, I didn't.
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I said clowns aren't funny.
That's very different.
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You know, I reckon they're gonna
accuse you of gender discrimination.
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And I will accuse them
of breaching copyright.
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They have altered the text.
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Seriously, you want me to send
the Clown Car Theatre Company
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a cease and desist letter?
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I do indeed.
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If I may quote Henry the Fifth...
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Oh, would you?
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..he which hath no stomach
to this fight, let him depart.
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His passport shall be made.
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Your next client is here, Helen.
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Oh, can you put them in
the meeting room, George?
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I could be a while. We're getting
passports made, apparently.
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Yeah.
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What do you think about getting
an air fryer for the office?
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We could do chicken legs, wedges.
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It's all fat free.
Air fryers are pretty big.
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I reckon Roz would shit.
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Yeah, well, Roz isn't part
of this firm any more, so...
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Ooh, look out.
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Alright, so I will let you know as
soon as I've spoken to the clowns.
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It is not in the stars
to hold our destiny,
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but in ourselves.
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Mm, yes. We will fight them on
the beaches and in the theatres...
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What?
..and, yep.
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My God, that guy.
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Oh.
How'd it go in there?
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Ah, not great.
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How's things out here, Captain Kirk?
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Excellent.
All good on the bridge?
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Absolutely.
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OK, me. Who, am I?
I'm an influencer.
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You probably know my Insta -
KweenMareen?
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Ah, no, I'm not on Instagram.
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Oh, sad.
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Well, my brand, it sits mostly
within the lifestyle space.
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Oh, OK, so you studied lifestyle?
No. I've got a Bachelor of Science.
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Oh, God, I'm sorry. Beg your pardon.
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I used to be a medical researcher,
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but I think I can help more people
as an influencer.
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Really? OK.
So influencing is a job?
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Yeah. Sponning is a big part
of how you make money.
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Yes, and sponning is...?
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Sponsorship.
Yeah, of course.
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I also get paid to attend events,
add a bit of glamour.
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Just because normal people,
they tend to be a bit, like...
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Mm, normal?
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Plain?
Yeah, exactly.
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I mean, they're really nice,
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they're just a little bit plain
in the face.
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So what can this plain-faced
lawyer do for you today?
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Oh, stop it!
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I love your brown suit.
Oh, thank you.
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It's very coastal grandma.
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OK, me. What do I want?
I want to make a video will.
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Oh, OK, well,, that's not a thing.
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Exactly. I'll be the first.
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I've even thought of a hashtag -
#willennial.
248
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'Cause it's like a will,
but for a millennial.
249
00:09:44,080 --> 00:09:45,560
Yeah, Mareena, listen...
250
00:09:46,560 --> 00:09:49,440
OK, there's no such thing
as a video will.
251
00:09:49,480 --> 00:09:51,080
Yet.
No, ever.
252
00:09:51,120 --> 00:09:52,760
That's quite bright.
Can you put that down?
253
00:09:53,360 --> 00:09:55,440
Yeah, now, let me explain
a few things to you
254
00:09:55,480 --> 00:09:56,760
about wills and estates.
255
00:09:58,480 --> 00:10:02,920
I mean, basically, that's why a will
needs to be a physical document.
256
00:10:02,960 --> 00:10:06,120
Oh, hey! Hey, hey, are you OK?
257
00:10:06,160 --> 00:10:08,160
My God. I'm sorry.
258
00:10:08,200 --> 00:10:10,360
I'm just really bored!
259
00:10:10,880 --> 00:10:12,440
This was supposed to be fun!
260
00:10:12,480 --> 00:10:14,920
Well, yeah,
making a will can be fun.
261
00:10:14,960 --> 00:10:16,320
Fun and responsible.
262
00:10:16,360 --> 00:10:17,640
You know, responsible fun,
263
00:10:17,680 --> 00:10:20,040
like ordering two entrees
instead of a main,
264
00:10:20,080 --> 00:10:22,400
or popping
an ice cube in your rose,
265
00:10:22,440 --> 00:10:24,760
or sprinkling a little bit of salt
on your bread and butter.
266
00:10:24,800 --> 00:10:27,240
Wearing a sensible
block-heeled shoe,
267
00:10:27,280 --> 00:10:29,280
so you're comfortable all day,
but you still look good...
268
00:10:29,320 --> 00:10:31,880
What? All I wanted was to start
a trending hashtag.
269
00:10:31,920 --> 00:10:33,640
Yeah, I don't know what that is, so.
270
00:10:33,680 --> 00:10:37,280
It's like #ToastTuesday, where
everyone posts recipes of toast.
271
00:10:37,320 --> 00:10:39,080
Why do you need a recipe for toast?
272
00:10:39,120 --> 00:10:41,120
I have just wasted
my whole day on this,
273
00:10:41,160 --> 00:10:42,480
and I haven't got anything to post.
274
00:10:42,520 --> 00:10:46,360
Well, maybe you could...could you
post about blended beverages?
275
00:10:46,400 --> 00:10:49,960
That could be fun. Like, what about
#MilkshakeMonday hashtag?
276
00:10:50,000 --> 00:10:52,400
Well, it is on brand for me,
but it's not Monday.
277
00:10:52,440 --> 00:10:54,400
OK, give me it.
I still want the free beverage.
278
00:10:54,440 --> 00:10:55,600
OK, well you take that.
279
00:10:55,640 --> 00:10:58,680
But how are we feeling about doing
a good old-fashioned paper will?
280
00:10:58,720 --> 00:11:00,920
You know, we get a photograph
of you signing it.
281
00:11:00,960 --> 00:11:02,920
You know, we could really
have fun some with it.
282
00:11:02,960 --> 00:11:03,960
No. What's the point?
283
00:11:04,000 --> 00:11:05,720
It's not like I'm gonna
die any time soon.
284
00:11:05,760 --> 00:11:07,720
We don't know that.
You know, life is random.
285
00:11:07,760 --> 00:11:10,320
You could walk out of here
and get hit by a tram.
286
00:11:10,360 --> 00:11:12,720
Why would you say that?
Yeah, I don't know.
287
00:11:12,760 --> 00:11:15,120
That was terrible.
Honestly.
288
00:11:40,720 --> 00:11:41,800
Tea.
289
00:11:47,280 --> 00:11:48,280
OK.
290
00:12:07,040 --> 00:12:08,400
(SIGHS)
291
00:12:11,440 --> 00:12:13,400
Hey, webmaster.
I've got a bit of reading to do.
292
00:12:13,440 --> 00:12:15,720
Any chance I could use the Caboose?
Occupied.
293
00:12:18,240 --> 00:12:19,240
Eh.
294
00:12:31,440 --> 00:12:32,440
OK.
295
00:12:37,480 --> 00:12:39,880
Dad was off sugar by then.
He was using saccharine.
296
00:12:39,920 --> 00:12:41,440
Oh, look out. Rozzie's on deck.
297
00:12:41,480 --> 00:12:43,560
Hey, Roz.
Ray.
298
00:12:43,600 --> 00:12:46,120
I'm sorry, what am I looking at?
It's my new gaming chair.
299
00:12:46,160 --> 00:12:48,000
Gaming chair? Aren't they dangerous?
300
00:12:48,040 --> 00:12:49,960
Didn't one of them
explode and kill someone?
301
00:12:50,000 --> 00:12:51,040
No, that's a myth.
302
00:12:51,080 --> 00:12:53,560
I mean, it happened one time
in China, but no-one died,
303
00:12:53,600 --> 00:12:54,720
and another time in America.
304
00:12:54,760 --> 00:12:56,680
But otherwise, total myth.
305
00:12:56,720 --> 00:12:59,000
Why is it here...
And maybe one time in Romania.
306
00:12:59,040 --> 00:13:00,640
It needs to go immediately.
307
00:13:00,680 --> 00:13:02,880
It looks like we're doing
pedicures in here.
308
00:13:05,840 --> 00:13:07,160
That's a shame, mate.
309
00:13:08,160 --> 00:13:10,160
Seriously, though,
it's not gonna explode, is it?
310
00:13:10,200 --> 00:13:11,800
Only with comfort.
311
00:13:11,840 --> 00:13:13,120
Good. Very good.
312
00:13:21,600 --> 00:13:23,200
Fisk!
No.
313
00:13:23,240 --> 00:13:25,120
What is it with you and that couch?
314
00:13:25,160 --> 00:13:26,720
You're like a disobedient Labrador.
315
00:13:26,760 --> 00:13:28,320
I won't... I wasn't doing anything.
316
00:13:28,360 --> 00:13:29,760
You right?
Yep.
317
00:13:34,160 --> 00:13:36,840
Hey, guys, it's your Kween, Mareena.
318
00:13:36,880 --> 00:13:38,720
OK, so there's
a new moon in Sagittarius.
319
00:13:38,760 --> 00:13:42,080
Oh, hey. This is Sid. Say hi, Sid.
320
00:13:42,120 --> 00:13:44,600
Hi.
She's so cute.
321
00:13:46,560 --> 00:13:48,920
Is that your truck over there?
No, that way.
322
00:13:50,800 --> 00:13:53,240
Thanks so much for doing this.
No, a pleasure, mate.
323
00:13:53,280 --> 00:13:57,440
I am actually in North Melbourne,
very exciting, and there's a...
324
00:13:57,480 --> 00:13:58,640
Helen?
Yes, Roz?
325
00:13:58,680 --> 00:14:00,960
What's the latest on the clowns?
I'm working on it.
326
00:14:01,000 --> 00:14:03,000
I just don't think I've got
a very good argument.
327
00:14:03,040 --> 00:14:05,280
Nikolai's well within his rights
to demand they shut down.
328
00:14:05,320 --> 00:14:06,400
Is he, though?
329
00:14:06,440 --> 00:14:09,120
It really feels like gender
discrimination and as women,
330
00:14:09,160 --> 00:14:10,760
I don't think we should
be supporting that.
331
00:14:10,800 --> 00:14:12,880
Do not lecture me on women's rights.
332
00:14:12,920 --> 00:14:16,320
I marched for Hillary.
I wore a pink pussy hat, did you?
333
00:14:16,360 --> 00:14:18,520
No. I don't love marching
or the word 'pussy'.
334
00:14:18,560 --> 00:14:20,800
The play is an existential
discussion
335
00:14:20,840 --> 00:14:22,480
on what it means to be men.
336
00:14:22,520 --> 00:14:23,520
Ohh, I'm bored already, Roz.
337
00:14:23,560 --> 00:14:25,440
When they change the gender
of the characters,
338
00:14:25,480 --> 00:14:26,560
they're breaching copyright!
339
00:14:26,600 --> 00:14:28,400
Yeah, I know that.
But the problem is...
340
00:14:28,440 --> 00:14:29,880
What's Ray got?
341
00:14:29,920 --> 00:14:32,560
What's in that box, please, Raymond?
Not your business, Rozalind.
342
00:14:32,600 --> 00:14:34,440
You don't work here any more,
remember?
343
00:14:34,480 --> 00:14:35,760
Ohh.
344
00:14:35,800 --> 00:14:38,160
It's the sulking I can't stand.
345
00:14:39,600 --> 00:14:41,680
Alright, I'd better head up.
Yeah, beautiful.
346
00:14:41,720 --> 00:14:43,920
Thanks so much for your help.
No worries.
347
00:14:43,960 --> 00:14:45,760
And say hi to Sid while you're here.
348
00:14:45,800 --> 00:14:46,960
She's awesome.
349
00:14:48,200 --> 00:14:50,200
(BANG!)
(SCREAMING)
350
00:14:50,240 --> 00:14:54,320
Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
Get down! Everyone, get down!
351
00:14:54,360 --> 00:14:56,200
Melcome, get down, you idiot!
352
00:14:56,240 --> 00:14:58,000
(CAR ALARMS BEEP, DOGS BARK)
353
00:15:05,720 --> 00:15:08,960
That'll do, and then up.
354
00:15:09,000 --> 00:15:11,520
You're not happy with that pos...
I think it's fine.
355
00:15:11,560 --> 00:15:14,520
Like, it's...
Like, you can see it there.
356
00:15:14,560 --> 00:15:16,600
Do you wanna go on to 28?
357
00:15:16,640 --> 00:15:19,840
Ah, hi. I'm looking for Clown Car
Theatre Company.
358
00:15:19,880 --> 00:15:22,520
I'm guessing you're it.
Yeah.
359
00:15:22,560 --> 00:15:25,400
OK, so I hate to be the bearer
of bad news, ladies,
360
00:15:25,440 --> 00:15:26,440
but I am here to...
361
00:15:26,480 --> 00:15:27,480
Yeah?
362
00:15:28,360 --> 00:15:31,320
Oh, sorry, do you mind
not calling us ladies?
363
00:15:31,360 --> 00:15:32,640
Oh, sure. Beg your pardon.
364
00:15:32,680 --> 00:15:36,800
Um, hate to be the bearer
of bad news, clowns,
365
00:15:36,840 --> 00:15:38,480
but I'm here to shut you down.
366
00:15:40,360 --> 00:15:43,080
That's gender discrimination.
Mmm.
367
00:15:43,120 --> 00:15:46,280
Technically what we've got going on
here is breach of copyright.
368
00:15:46,320 --> 00:15:48,000
And hey, you can
talk to me directly.
369
00:15:48,040 --> 00:15:49,200
Patch doesn't speak.
370
00:15:49,240 --> 00:15:51,920
That's her truth,
and she likes to stay in it.
371
00:15:51,960 --> 00:15:53,720
Do you think maybe
we could lose the noses?
372
00:15:53,760 --> 00:15:57,760
It's a bit hard to talk to you
with... (HONKS) ..going on.
373
00:15:58,320 --> 00:16:00,560
Great. What about if you just
did another play?
374
00:16:00,600 --> 00:16:01,880
Come on, there's heaps of plays.
375
00:16:01,920 --> 00:16:04,080
You could do The Odd Couple.
That's a fun one.
376
00:16:04,120 --> 00:16:06,960
Or something by Shakespeare.
He's got a million of 'em.
377
00:16:07,000 --> 00:16:09,080
Miracle Worker.
You'd be great in that, Patch.
378
00:16:09,120 --> 00:16:10,280
Oh, here we go.
379
00:16:10,320 --> 00:16:14,040
Yeah, yeah, we want to be the first
women ever to perform this play.
380
00:16:14,080 --> 00:16:15,960
Come on, don't make me
issue an injunction.
381
00:16:16,000 --> 00:16:17,200
That is a lot of paperwork.
382
00:16:17,240 --> 00:16:20,440
Yeah, but we're on a mission
to smash the patriarchy.
383
00:16:20,480 --> 00:16:23,320
Well, then you're gonna need
a lawyer. Have you got a lawyer?
384
00:16:23,360 --> 00:16:24,520
No.
385
00:16:24,560 --> 00:16:27,760
Yeah. I kinda got that one
already, Gwen, thanks.
386
00:16:27,800 --> 00:16:29,280
You know what?
387
00:16:29,320 --> 00:16:31,160
I'm on board with
smashing the patriarchy,
388
00:16:31,200 --> 00:16:32,360
especially in this instance.
389
00:16:32,400 --> 00:16:34,400
So I'm gonna give you
some free legal advice,
390
00:16:34,440 --> 00:16:37,040
help you put on your little play
without getting sued.
391
00:16:38,280 --> 00:16:40,320
I said, "I'm gonna give you some
free legal advice...
392
00:16:40,360 --> 00:16:42,720
Oh, we're... No, we're listening.
Yeah, that means we're listening.
393
00:16:42,760 --> 00:16:44,120
We're listening. Got it.
394
00:16:44,160 --> 00:16:47,600
I will need assurance that no-one
finds out this was my idea.
395
00:16:49,440 --> 00:16:51,280
Agreed.
It's simple.
396
00:16:51,320 --> 00:16:53,560
Don't change the gender
of the characters.
397
00:16:53,600 --> 00:16:55,680
Don't change the text,
don't change the title.
398
00:16:55,720 --> 00:16:57,880
Perform it as Death of Man.
Dress up as men.
399
00:16:57,920 --> 00:16:59,480
Pretend to be men.
400
00:16:59,520 --> 00:17:01,440
Like a reverse
Footy Show type thing.
401
00:17:01,480 --> 00:17:03,520
Exactly. I think.
402
00:17:03,560 --> 00:17:06,200
Point is, you still get to be
the first women ever
403
00:17:06,240 --> 00:17:07,400
to perform the play.
404
00:17:08,480 --> 00:17:09,880
We're whispering.
405
00:17:09,920 --> 00:17:13,080
And we completely subvert
the paradigm in the third act.
406
00:17:13,120 --> 00:17:14,120
Yes!
407
00:17:14,160 --> 00:17:15,560
I'm not familiar with the third act,
408
00:17:15,600 --> 00:17:17,840
'cause I can't get past
the first page, but whoo!
409
00:17:17,880 --> 00:17:20,680
Let's subvert the paradigm in it,
that'd be great,
410
00:17:20,720 --> 00:17:24,760
and let's smash the patriarchy and
let's eat the rich and...girl power!
411
00:17:26,920 --> 00:17:27,920
Clown power!
412
00:17:29,280 --> 00:17:31,440
Anyway, noses on.
413
00:17:31,480 --> 00:17:32,480
Back to it.
414
00:17:40,160 --> 00:17:42,400
Better not be coming in here
to sit on my couch.
415
00:17:42,440 --> 00:17:44,640
No, I was actually coming in
to talk about Roz leaving.
416
00:17:44,680 --> 00:17:47,840
Oh, come on Fisk. I don't want to
talk about that. It's still too raw.
417
00:17:47,880 --> 00:17:50,320
Yeah, I actually wanted to ask about
what's happening with her office?
418
00:17:50,360 --> 00:17:51,760
Might make it into a shrine.
419
00:17:51,800 --> 00:17:54,120
Oh, come on. Really?
I'm joking, Fisk.
420
00:17:54,160 --> 00:17:56,120
Gallows humour.
I'm really gonna miss her.
421
00:17:56,160 --> 00:17:58,480
Yeah, me too.
Seriously, though, about her office.
422
00:17:58,520 --> 00:18:00,440
Can I have it?
I'll think about it.
423
00:18:00,480 --> 00:18:03,320
OK. Hey, I'm off to see Death of Man
tonight with Nikolai. Any interest?
424
00:18:03,360 --> 00:18:04,600
Zero.
425
00:18:04,640 --> 00:18:05,920
I thought we shut that down.
426
00:18:05,960 --> 00:18:08,880
We shut down Death of Woman.
Death of Man, however...
427
00:18:08,920 --> 00:18:11,520
You don't want to be late, Fisk.
No, it doesn't start till seven.
428
00:18:11,560 --> 00:18:13,120
But if you want...
Off you go, mate.
429
00:18:13,160 --> 00:18:15,680
OK, well if you wanted a ticket,
I think there's still plenty.
430
00:18:15,720 --> 00:18:17,400
I'm sure there are.
Yep.
431
00:18:20,520 --> 00:18:21,840
Mareena!
432
00:18:21,880 --> 00:18:23,360
You're back.
433
00:18:23,400 --> 00:18:25,000
Oh, hey, hey, hey.
434
00:18:25,040 --> 00:18:26,440
Oh, am I being boring again?
435
00:18:26,480 --> 00:18:29,200
I'm sorry. I'm just totes emosh.
436
00:18:29,240 --> 00:18:31,240
I nearly died yesterday.
(GASPS)
437
00:18:31,280 --> 00:18:32,560
Oh, my God, what happened?
438
00:18:32,600 --> 00:18:35,240
Somebody shot up
the beverage bar downstairs.
439
00:18:36,040 --> 00:18:37,640
George is a victim too.
440
00:18:37,680 --> 00:18:39,640
Look what happened
to his beautiful chair.
441
00:18:39,680 --> 00:18:40,880
Oh, my God, are you OK?
442
00:18:40,920 --> 00:18:42,760
My gaming chair exploded.
443
00:18:42,800 --> 00:18:43,920
Shit.
444
00:18:44,680 --> 00:18:47,160
You were right, Helen.
Everyone should make a will.
445
00:18:47,200 --> 00:18:49,640
Oh, hey, that hasn't changed.
You still can't make a video will.
446
00:18:49,680 --> 00:18:51,920
I know. I just wanna tell my story.
447
00:18:51,960 --> 00:18:53,920
Let everyone know that
you could die at any minute,
448
00:18:53,960 --> 00:18:56,760
and everyone should make a will,
even though it's really boring.
449
00:18:56,800 --> 00:18:57,920
Hey, right on.
450
00:18:57,960 --> 00:19:00,720
Everyone should know that life
is precious, and so's your stuff.
451
00:19:00,760 --> 00:19:02,200
Yes, that is what I tell people.
452
00:19:02,240 --> 00:19:03,920
Stuff is precious.
Exactly.
453
00:19:03,960 --> 00:19:05,320
I want to tag you guys.
454
00:19:05,360 --> 00:19:06,520
Is Grubbers on Insta?
Yes.
455
00:19:06,560 --> 00:19:07,720
Grubbers is on Insta.
456
00:19:07,760 --> 00:19:09,880
We are @grubandass.
457
00:19:09,920 --> 00:19:11,720
Is that right, George?
@grubandass?
458
00:19:11,760 --> 00:19:12,800
Yep.
Gotcha.
459
00:19:12,840 --> 00:19:14,800
Yeah, there we are. There's Roz.
OK.
460
00:19:14,840 --> 00:19:17,120
Hey, I don't want to overstep,
461
00:19:17,160 --> 00:19:19,400
but I've actually had an idea
for a hashtag for you.
462
00:19:19,440 --> 00:19:22,960
Oh.
Breakfast soup.
463
00:19:23,000 --> 00:19:25,800
Is that even a thing?
Not yet.
464
00:19:25,840 --> 00:19:29,840
But I know soup, I know breakfast,
and I know breakfast soup.
465
00:19:40,520 --> 00:19:42,200
Nikolai! Got you a flyer.
466
00:19:42,240 --> 00:19:43,240
Wonderful.
467
00:19:45,280 --> 00:19:47,560
So explain what's happening here?
468
00:19:47,600 --> 00:19:51,880
Well, as I understand it, the play
is going to be performed as written,
469
00:19:51,920 --> 00:19:55,000
just two men, on a bench,
talking rubbish.
470
00:19:55,040 --> 00:19:56,040
I beg your pardon?
471
00:19:56,080 --> 00:19:58,120
Just two men, on a bench,
472
00:19:58,160 --> 00:20:00,560
having an existential crisis
about being men.
473
00:20:00,600 --> 00:20:01,760
But they're women.
474
00:20:01,800 --> 00:20:05,080
Well, they have assured me
we're gonna see two men up there.
475
00:20:05,120 --> 00:20:07,000
That's the power of theatre,
I guess.
476
00:20:07,040 --> 00:20:11,280
Now,, should I expect it to be funny
ha-ha, or more dinner party funny?
477
00:20:11,320 --> 00:20:14,920
You know... (SOFT CHUCKLE)
478
00:20:14,960 --> 00:20:17,840
When done authentically, by men...
Mmm.
479
00:20:17,880 --> 00:20:19,400
..it's a laugh riot.
480
00:20:19,440 --> 00:20:21,920
But also, intensely provocative.
481
00:20:23,160 --> 00:20:26,560
I'm sorry, how do they intend
to tackle the defining moment
482
00:20:26,600 --> 00:20:28,440
of truth in the third act?
483
00:20:28,480 --> 00:20:29,560
Yes.
484
00:20:29,600 --> 00:20:31,760
I am really looking forward to that.
485
00:20:31,800 --> 00:20:33,520
It's a nude scene.
486
00:20:33,560 --> 00:20:34,680
Is it?
(CLOCK CHIMES)
487
00:20:38,240 --> 00:20:42,080
My suit, it feels like chains.
488
00:20:42,760 --> 00:20:46,760
Perhaps it is the weight of
society's expectation that you feel.
489
00:20:46,800 --> 00:20:49,720
Methinks you speak the truth, sir.
490
00:20:49,760 --> 00:20:51,080
Mm, is it true and quite funny...
491
00:20:51,120 --> 00:20:52,280
Shh.
Not funny.
492
00:20:52,320 --> 00:20:54,600
Shh.
Last night, I had a dream.
493
00:20:56,280 --> 00:20:58,080
I see no escape.
494
00:20:58,120 --> 00:21:02,280
The world, it bears down upon us.
495
00:21:02,320 --> 00:21:03,560
Is that annoying?
Shh.
496
00:21:03,600 --> 00:21:05,000
Quiet, my friend.
497
00:21:05,040 --> 00:21:06,080
I'll stop.
498
00:21:06,120 --> 00:21:08,200
Let us sit again.
499
00:21:08,240 --> 00:21:09,520
In silence.
500
00:21:10,560 --> 00:21:12,200
What's that?
501
00:21:12,240 --> 00:21:13,800
A leaf, Pinto.
502
00:21:13,840 --> 00:21:17,040
(LAUGHS) Just a leaf!
503
00:21:17,080 --> 00:21:19,360
Is that the funny bit?
Usually, yeah.
504
00:21:19,400 --> 00:21:22,840
I'm nervous.
I don't know what is happening.
505
00:21:24,440 --> 00:21:27,200
Are you sure you want
to do this, Testavium?
506
00:21:27,240 --> 00:21:28,560
I am, Pinto.
507
00:21:28,600 --> 00:21:32,560
I want to reject society
and all its restrictions.
508
00:21:32,600 --> 00:21:34,400
Death to man.
509
00:21:35,080 --> 00:21:38,280
Ohh. Oh, no.
Ohh.
510
00:21:38,320 --> 00:21:40,040
Ohh.
511
00:21:40,080 --> 00:21:42,080
I am reborn!
512
00:21:42,680 --> 00:21:44,240
My rage, Pinto.
513
00:21:44,280 --> 00:21:46,560
My rage is gone. Oh, no.
514
00:21:48,840 --> 00:21:49,960
Uh-oh.
515
00:21:50,000 --> 00:21:51,640
Keep going. Just keep going.
516
00:21:51,680 --> 00:21:53,160
Behold!
517
00:21:53,200 --> 00:21:56,280
The tree! It is bare!
518
00:21:56,320 --> 00:21:59,120
It is done.
519
00:21:59,160 --> 00:22:02,840
BOTH: Death...of...man.
520
00:22:02,880 --> 00:22:04,440
Blackout.
521
00:22:05,800 --> 00:22:07,360
I don't think anyone noticed.
522
00:22:09,400 --> 00:22:11,080
(SCATTERED APPLAUSE)
523
00:22:14,960 --> 00:22:16,600
Well, I loved it.
524
00:22:16,640 --> 00:22:18,480
I want to stab myself in the face.
525
00:22:22,120 --> 00:22:23,160
Ah, here we go.
526
00:22:24,520 --> 00:22:26,120
So, what'd we think?
527
00:22:26,160 --> 00:22:27,840
I will be proceeding
with legal action.
528
00:22:27,880 --> 00:22:29,480
What?
Oh, no. Come on.
529
00:22:29,520 --> 00:22:32,400
Hold on, you said if we dressed
like men, then he couldn't stop us.
530
00:22:32,440 --> 00:22:34,640
You...suggested this farce?
I never said that.
531
00:22:34,680 --> 00:22:37,640
What? No. Shut up, Patch.
Why are you even talking?
532
00:22:37,680 --> 00:22:39,520
Get back in your truth.
You don't speak, remember?
533
00:22:39,560 --> 00:22:40,920
You told a lie.
534
00:22:40,960 --> 00:22:43,680
A damn odious lie, upon my soul.
535
00:22:45,000 --> 00:22:46,240
A lie, a wicked lie.
536
00:22:46,280 --> 00:22:48,040
Oh, hey, that's from Othello.
Oh, shut up Gwen.
537
00:22:48,080 --> 00:22:49,720
Stop showing off 'cause
you know the quotes.
538
00:22:49,760 --> 00:22:52,160
And as for you... Oh!
Oh, now we're not talking?
539
00:22:52,200 --> 00:22:53,400
Great, you're back in your truth.
540
00:22:53,440 --> 00:22:55,400
Well, I could have used you there
30 seconds ago,
541
00:22:55,440 --> 00:22:56,560
before you dropped me in it.
542
00:22:56,600 --> 00:22:58,960
To be fair, you did tell us
that's how we'd get around
543
00:22:59,000 --> 00:23:00,040
the copyright issues.
544
00:23:00,080 --> 00:23:02,480
Yeah, and to be fair,
do you remember what else I said
545
00:23:02,520 --> 00:23:04,360
about not saying it was my idea?
546
00:23:04,400 --> 00:23:05,520
Yep.
Yeah.
547
00:23:05,560 --> 00:23:06,960
I remember that now.
548
00:23:10,600 --> 00:23:12,400
I think not, my liege.
549
00:23:12,440 --> 00:23:14,280
Come on, mate, we can sort this out.
550
00:23:14,320 --> 00:23:15,400
Yeah, come on, mate.
551
00:23:15,440 --> 00:23:19,200
Mine eyes will never unsee
the blasphemies I saw last night.
552
00:23:20,120 --> 00:23:22,280
Nor can I ever forgive
the treachery.
553
00:23:26,720 --> 00:23:28,360
OK, so I'm not great at the quotes.
554
00:23:28,400 --> 00:23:30,320
Do we think that means
he's coming back, or...?
555
00:23:30,360 --> 00:23:32,360
Of course he's not coming back.
556
00:23:32,400 --> 00:23:33,720
He said 'treachery'.
557
00:23:35,440 --> 00:23:37,040
What if we look at it this way?
558
00:23:37,080 --> 00:23:38,840
With Roz, leaving we're
gonna be one lawyer down,
559
00:23:38,880 --> 00:23:41,200
so maybe it's a good thing
to streamline our client base.
560
00:23:41,240 --> 00:23:44,240
Oh, so you did us a favour by losing
our most prestigious client?
561
00:23:44,280 --> 00:23:45,520
Yeah?
No.
562
00:23:45,560 --> 00:23:48,080
No.
Helen, our Instagram is blowing up.
563
00:23:48,120 --> 00:23:49,360
We're getting a ton of messages
564
00:23:49,400 --> 00:23:51,200
from people who want to
get their wills done.
565
00:23:51,240 --> 00:23:52,520
How many?
30 so far.
566
00:23:52,560 --> 00:23:53,560
Shit!
567
00:23:53,600 --> 00:23:55,000
Yeah, it's KweenMarren's
willennial post.
568
00:23:55,040 --> 00:23:56,040
What's that?
569
00:23:56,080 --> 00:23:57,840
It's a post telling millennials
to come in here
570
00:23:57,880 --> 00:23:58,960
and get their wills done.
571
00:23:59,000 --> 00:24:01,160
It's on Insta.
Insta. That's a good one, Helen.
572
00:24:01,200 --> 00:24:02,200
Is it not called Insta?
573
00:24:02,240 --> 00:24:04,160
It is Insta, it's just
funny when you say it.
574
00:24:04,200 --> 00:24:05,240
Oh, right.
575
00:24:05,280 --> 00:24:06,840
So, anyway,
looks like I lost one client,
576
00:24:06,880 --> 00:24:09,520
but I gained 30,
so hashtag "Well done, Helen.
577
00:24:09,560 --> 00:24:11,000
"You really turned things around."
578
00:24:11,040 --> 00:24:13,200
That's a bit long for a hashtag.
Is it?
579
00:24:13,240 --> 00:24:15,040
That's some serious lolly, Fisk.
Nice work.
580
00:24:15,080 --> 00:24:16,200
Thank you.
581
00:24:16,240 --> 00:24:18,760
Is it nice enough to maybe get
Roz's office when she leaves?
582
00:24:18,800 --> 00:24:21,360
Well, if you can convert even half
of those enquiries into clients,
583
00:24:21,400 --> 00:24:22,440
that office is yours.
584
00:24:22,480 --> 00:24:23,840
Excellent. And what about
couch privileges?
585
00:24:23,880 --> 00:24:25,960
No, mate. Stay off my couch.
586
00:24:26,000 --> 00:24:27,200
OK, well, don't even care,
587
00:24:27,240 --> 00:24:30,840
'cause there's a nice couch in my
new office, and I will sit on that.
588
00:24:31,880 --> 00:24:33,360
Do I have couch privileges?
589
00:24:33,400 --> 00:24:35,040
'Course. All the time.
590
00:24:40,440 --> 00:24:41,800
Oh, God.
591
00:24:44,400 --> 00:24:46,280
Raymond?
592
00:24:46,320 --> 00:24:47,400
Yes, Rozalind?
593
00:24:47,440 --> 00:24:49,360
I've been thinking about
my mediation business.
594
00:24:49,400 --> 00:24:53,360
Is there any reason why I couldn't
operate out of my existing office?
595
00:24:53,400 --> 00:24:55,800
No, none at all.
We could share the space.
596
00:24:55,840 --> 00:24:58,760
Gruber & Associates
and Conch Mediation Services.
597
00:24:58,800 --> 00:24:59,920
It's a match made in heaven.
598
00:24:59,960 --> 00:25:03,040
And that way, I could stay on
as office manager
599
00:25:03,080 --> 00:25:04,560
for both companies.
600
00:25:04,600 --> 00:25:07,760
Yes, please, Rozalind.
601
00:25:09,560 --> 00:25:10,960
That was hot.
Is that hot?
602
00:25:11,000 --> 00:25:12,560
Yeah.
Do you need a bandaid?
603
00:25:12,600 --> 00:25:14,200
I do need a bandaid.
Or an ointment?
604
00:25:14,240 --> 00:25:16,120
I'd love an ointment,
if there's an ointment there.
605
00:25:18,560 --> 00:25:20,880
I mean, really, Ray,
what is all this?
606
00:25:20,920 --> 00:25:22,800
It's a cry for help, Rozzie.
Mm.
607
00:25:22,840 --> 00:25:25,480
Morning. Exciting day.
608
00:25:25,520 --> 00:25:28,920
If anyone needs me,
I will be in my new office.
609
00:25:30,920 --> 00:25:32,080
Who's gonna tell Fisk?
610
00:25:32,120 --> 00:25:33,120
I'll do it.
611
00:25:37,400 --> 00:25:39,120
I'll break it to her gently.
612
00:25:39,160 --> 00:25:42,680
Helen, I've got a lovely
breakfast soup here for you.
613
00:25:42,720 --> 00:25:44,200
Oh, thank you, Roz.
614
00:25:44,240 --> 00:25:45,400
How lovely.
615
00:25:45,440 --> 00:25:46,840
I wouldn't mind
a coffee, as well,
616
00:25:46,880 --> 00:25:48,320
if you're
getting things.
617
00:26:00,560 --> 00:26:02,200
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618
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