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Well,
do you think I'm gonna open it?
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Idiot.
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Step aside, oaf.
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You, do what Mama says
and you won't get hurt.
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Please, ma'am.
I'm only the butler.
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Well, then, you would know
where the safe is, wouldn't you?
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Wouldn't you?
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Do they really pay
you enough for this?
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Uh-uh-uh.
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This way.
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Please.
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Electrostatic tumblers.
Intermittent timer. Hmm.
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I think a magno-bomb
should do the job.
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A magno-bomb?
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What are you trying to do,
blow up the whole house?
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Again with the criticism?
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Look, it's not like this is the
first time I've blown up a safe.
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No, but it would be the first
time you've done it right.
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You know, other mothers might show a
little confidence in their children.
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And other mothers might...
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Just do it!
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Goggles.
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Oh!
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You don't know how long
I've waited for this.
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What else they got?
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I have what I came for.
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But, Ma,
they got all this other stuff.
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Are you arguing
with your mother?
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- Well, no, but...
- But?
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- Nothing.
- Good. Now, come on.
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Hello, police?
I want to report a robbery.
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A ruby ring.
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And 20,000 credits.
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Ma Mayhem?
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A tabloid gave her that name.
It was the golden age of alliteration.
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So what do you want me to do?
Wait till she tries to fence the ruby?
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I have a feeling she'll
be holding onto it.
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There was another
robbery a week ago.
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- More rubies?
- Exactly.
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What's she gonna
do with them all?
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Don't know, but I have a feeling
she's not making slippers.
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- Slippers? From rubies?
- Mmm. Before your time.
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What I need from you is...
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It'II have to wait till tonight.
I got to get to class.
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It's family studies,
and I'm failing.
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How does someone
fail family studies?
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Today's question is,
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how many of you expect
to be parents someday?
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Excellent.
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This week's project will help show
you what parenthood is all about.
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And for those of
you who are failing,
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it will be one last
chance to catch up
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because this assignment will count
for a full half of your final grade.
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Aww!
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Yes, they do look cute,
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until you have the responsibility
of caring for them.
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And that's exactly what
you'll be doing this week.
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That means feeding it,
bathing it rocking it, whatever it takes.
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I've divided you
into random couples.
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Nelson,
you'll be paired with Maxine.
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John Kay and Rachel Ing.
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Frankie Lewis and Matilda Ides.
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Howard Groote and Dana Tan.
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Hi, honey.
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Terry McGinnis and Blade Sommer.
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Steven Tetsuo and Jackie Wallis.
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Hey, looks a little like
you, McGinnis.
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Careful, Dana.
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You've got make sure
to support his head.
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Howard, that's all it
is, is a head.
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- So, you want to hold it?
- Huh? Oh, sure.
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Corey Cavalieri and Ruth Wade.
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Each of your eggbabies
has a built-in computer
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which registers the amount of
care or lack of care it's given.
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These readings will
determine your grades.
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As you can see,
the babies exhibit
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a wide range of emotions
and expressions of need.
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It's your job to
fulfill those needs.
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Ms. Pinto,
what happens if we drop it?
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You fail.
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They're babies, Mr. McGinnis.
You must be gentle with them.
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How do I turn it off?
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You can't, but you can quiet it down
by rocking it, just like a real baby.
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Yeah, McGinnis,
get with the program.
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Turns out she's not
stealing just any rubies.
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They're all part of a set
she stole once before.
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And now that she's out of
prison, she wants them back.
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So much for rehabilitation.
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Ma's very determined.
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And that makes her and
her boys very dangerous.
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Your ride's on its way.
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I'll meet it on the roof.
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- Blade!
- Here. You take him.
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- Blade, you can't just...
- I didn't realize how much it cried.
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Besides,
I have a date with Jurgen tonight.
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We can't exactly take the thing
along, can we?
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But I had it all day,
and I've got something important to do.
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I don't care.
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My instruments say
you're only doing 180.
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Is there a problem?
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Uh, she's feeling a
little sluggish tonight.
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Didn't want to push it.
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- What was that?
- Nothing.
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The ruby earrings from the set are
part of an estate sale tomorrow.
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Sure called this one right.
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What's going on there?
Is that a baby?
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Um...
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You brought a baby with you?
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It's not what you think. Really.
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Terry, is there something
you need to tell me?
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It's not a child. It's...
Turn on your vidlink.
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See? It's not a real baby.
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Why am I not reassured?
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I hope that computer
of yours can't smell.
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- Was that Batman? Dumpster diving?
- A fella's gotta eat.
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Something's wrong.
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He's not eating.
Why isn't he eating?
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Maybe because you're trying
to feed him through his nose.
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Does yours say anything yet?
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I swear, I heard little Howie
say, "Papa."
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I mean, it sounded like "Papa."
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It'll be a long time before I'll
be wanting anyone to call me that.
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It's not so bad, McGinnis.
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Really.
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Here's the bio and civics.
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Thanks, hon. How about the math?
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00:10:02,478 --> 00:10:04,354
It's coming. Stop nagging.
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00:10:04,438 --> 00:10:06,023
I get it,
you're doing his homework
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00:10:06,106 --> 00:10:07,625
so you don't have to
take care of the baby.
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00:10:07,649 --> 00:10:11,069
We opted for the traditional marriage.
One breadwinner, one homemaker.
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Beats algebra.
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00:10:14,698 --> 00:10:15,741
Come on, Howard.
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00:10:15,824 --> 00:10:17,659
You promised I could
have him for a while.
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00:10:17,951 --> 00:10:21,497
Okay, but he just ate,
so he's going to be a little fussy.
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And keep him covered.
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I thought I heard a
bit of a sneeze before.
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00:10:24,833 --> 00:10:26,126
- And...
- Howard.
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00:10:27,211 --> 00:10:29,505
And how's our
little A-plus doing?
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He's sleeping.
You'll hardly know he's around.
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00:10:32,132 --> 00:10:33,132
Forget it.
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00:10:33,342 --> 00:10:35,302
Jurgen has this new vid
I want to check out.
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I want a divorce!
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Do you have to keep lugging
that thing around with you?
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I need the grade.
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00:10:45,646 --> 00:10:49,316
Even real parents with real children
find ways to get away for a night.
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I tired leaving it with my mom,
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but she said she was too
young to be a grandmother.
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- What about your brother?
- I tried that, too.
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Then I caught him shooting
rubber bands at it.
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Hey.
You know, maybe you could...
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00:11:02,120 --> 00:11:03,372
Never mind.
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00:11:03,831 --> 00:11:05,707
It's the one piece they
haven't gotten yet.
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Part of a display at
the Museum of Fashion.
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You think baby could keep
its mouth shut for one night?
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I gave it a double feeding, changed
it, kept it awake all afternoon.
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Believe me,
it'll be off in nap city for hours.
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This will be perfect.
Now, please, don't wake up.
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Ha! The tramp. Get it off her.
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Carl.
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There could've been an alarm.
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There wasn't.
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00:12:01,430 --> 00:12:04,641
Now, let's get out of here before
pointy ears shows his mug again.
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00:12:05,809 --> 00:12:06,727
Too late.
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00:12:06,810 --> 00:12:08,812
This is getting old, Batman.
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00:12:08,896 --> 00:12:09,896
Look who's talking.
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Come on, let's go.
You, too, Carl.
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00:12:38,342 --> 00:12:40,844
Brute strength always loses
out to technique, Carl.
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Didn't Mama ever tell you that?
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Mama!
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Nobody hurts my boys.
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Leave him.
We got what we came for.
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The baby.
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No sign of him anywhere.
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I've lost him.
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Him?
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That's a doll you're talking
about, not a life.
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It's my life, if it's lost.
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I'll have to take family studies again!
Have you ever taken family studies?
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Poor kid's gonna cry
till he shuts down.
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00:14:01,758 --> 00:14:04,094
Its cries are computer
generated, aren't they?
181
00:14:04,177 --> 00:14:05,595
Yeah. 80?
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00:14:05,679 --> 00:14:06,847
That would mean the cries
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00:14:06,930 --> 00:14:09,433
would have certain quantifiable
digital properties.
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00:14:09,766 --> 00:14:12,060
Then I can set the Batmobile
to scan for them, can't I?
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00:14:12,352 --> 00:14:13,186
Uh-huh.
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00:14:13,270 --> 00:14:15,230
Unless they've already
made an omelet out of him.
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00:14:15,313 --> 00:14:16,481
Oh, hey.
188
00:14:19,526 --> 00:14:21,194
Well, boys, we did it.
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Got the whole set.
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00:14:26,700 --> 00:14:28,618
Oh, yeah, we did it all right,
191
00:14:28,702 --> 00:14:30,537
but while we were
wasting time with this,
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we could have stolen stuff
worth ten times as much.
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Nothing could be worth
more than these jewels.
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00:14:37,711 --> 00:14:39,546
You hear me? Nothing!
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This is the first swag your
father and I ever stole together.
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We swore we'd never fence it.
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It's all I have left of
him now that he's... gone.
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But, Ma, Dad's not dead.
He just ran off with...
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00:14:53,560 --> 00:14:55,604
Hey!
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Don't ever talk that
way about your father.
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What's that?
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It's a baby. Sort of.
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00:15:11,828 --> 00:15:13,497
I can't make it stop.
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Here, give it to me.
I can figure it out.
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00:15:19,711 --> 00:15:21,713
I got the signal!
Going to follow it.
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00:15:21,797 --> 00:15:25,842
Terry, remember, it's not worth
risking your life for an egg.
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00:15:34,559 --> 00:15:36,603
Here. Give it to Mama.
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00:15:36,686 --> 00:15:39,397
Kind of reminds me of
when you two were little.
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Get rid of it.
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00:15:49,241 --> 00:15:51,910
- You sure? It's kind of cute.
- Toss it!
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But, Ma, maybe we could sell it.
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00:16:00,210 --> 00:16:03,588
- Carl, I'm getting angry.
- Okay, okay.
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Sorry, kid.
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Company!
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00:16:22,941 --> 00:16:25,235
I want him out of the
picture, for good.
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00:16:48,133 --> 00:16:50,427
Never mind. Let's grab the
loot and get out of here.
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00:16:56,641 --> 00:16:57,641
Oh?
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00:17:03,106 --> 00:17:04,566
Daddy's got to go to work now.
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00:17:18,079 --> 00:17:20,165
- Ma!
- I see him. Hang on.
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Ahh!
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00:17:59,454 --> 00:18:00,497
Uh... Uh...
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This is how I
always pictured it.
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Me and my boys carrying
on the family business.
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00:18:16,846 --> 00:18:19,140
We're losing power.
I got to put her down.
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No!
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Mmm.
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According to this data,
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most of you did borderline
jobs as parents.
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- Mainly C's.
- But, Ms. Pinto?
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Yes, Howard,
you and Dana fed yours
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00:20:01,242 --> 00:20:03,578
and rocked it and gave
it plenty of nap time
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but a baby needs more than that.
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00:20:05,747 --> 00:20:08,166
Its mind needs to be
stimulated, too.
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00:20:08,249 --> 00:20:11,753
And according to this printout,
only one baby was fully stimulated,
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the one belonging
to Terry and Blade.
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Congratulations, Mr. McGinnis.
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Who knew you'd turn out to be
such ideal father material?
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Terry!
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