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As Batman, you must handle
the Widely varied tactics
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of your criminal adversaries.
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Some will try to distract
you with bizarre gimmicks.
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Ah-ha!
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Learn to use their
weapons against them.
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These quirks have a pattern.
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Recognizing them is
the key to winning.
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Not too shabby, huh?
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Better.
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Though your execution
could use more finesse.
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Hey, it gets the job done.
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Speaking ofjobs,
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yours is to get a replacement
for this one after school.
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So I tell this chick, "Sure, I'll call...
When I'm desperate."
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Nelson.
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Howard.
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Hope you didn't break your hand.
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What do you want?
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Big party at my
place this weekend.
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Parents are out of town.
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And, hey, it's gonna be wild.
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See you guys there, right?
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Doubtful.
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Great. Cool. Friday night.
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So I tell this guy, "Sure, we can date...
When I'm desperate."
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Yo, Blade, Chelsea.
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I guess I'll be seeing you ladies
at my schway party this Friday.
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A party?
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Who else is going?
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Well, I just spoke to Nelson
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and, uh, some other guys and,
you know, a lot of other kids.
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Their names escape
me at the moment.
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Super. See you there.
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Social meltdown.
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It's too painful to watch.
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Hey, guys. I think we're looking
at a packed house on Friday.
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Relax, Howard. Forget the A-list.
It's degrading.
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Only politicians chase after
people who don't like them.
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Terry, Max, and I are
definitely going to be there.
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Think of it as
quality over quantity.
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Gotta run.
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Small,
intimate party might be fun.
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I appreciate what
you guys were saying,
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but I still want a cool
girlfriend like Chelsea or Blade.
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Then kids would come to me.
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It's a sign that
you're somebody.
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Somebody pretty shallow.
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Shallow but popular.
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Hey, the boss' car.
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How about a lift?
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Sure,
if you don't mind a side trip.
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I have to run an
errand for Mr. Wayne.
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Oh, if I had wheels like these,
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I'd get more girls
than a rock star.
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I did mention the whole shallow
thing, didn't I?
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Yes, Mr. Wayne's
special order is ready.
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He, uh, certainly goes through
a lot of these synthoids.
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You know old folks.
Always breaking stuff.
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You'll have to sign federal
clearance form S-29Y.
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It's a new one.
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Paperwork makes
the world go round.
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I'll be right back.
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This place is great.
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Skip? Louie.
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You can stop worrying about
those lonely weekends.
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Your custom order's ready.
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Thought you'd be.
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Everything you wanted.
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Blonde, dimples, the works.
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Oh, brunette?
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My mistake.
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Delivery's tonight.
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Behave yourself.
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Hey, drifty, you got a purpose?
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I'm here to pick
up a special order.
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Ah, you want a custom job.
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Something like that little
synthoid number over there?
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Sure, sure, yeah.
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Uh, I mean, can you?
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Well, legally, no.
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But for the right price,
I'd shave a coyote.
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Will this be enough?
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Oh, yeah.
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Tell me what you want,
and I'll make it happen.
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Personality-wise,
she's gotta be completely devoted to me.
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One hundred percent loyal.
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Physically, around five-seven,
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red hair, medium length,
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and the coolest green eyes.
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Whoo-hoo!
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Mmm-mmm.
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- What's your name, doll?
- I don't know.
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First-day jitters, huh?
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Hill High can be friendly
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if you've got the right friends.
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No, thanks.
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I'm only interested in him.
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Excuse me, Nelson.
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She's out of your league.
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Your friend got a name, Groote?
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Cynthia.
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Gotta run.
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No way a nimbus like Groote
deserves a schway babe like that.
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I'm gonna have to
put him in his place.
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You in here, Groote?
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Come on out, Howie.
I wanna talk to you.
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Nelson's pretty banged up.
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Good thing he was still
wearing his hockey pads.
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Otherwise,
he might have been killed.
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How weird.
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I mean,
lockers don't just fall over.
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Why dwell on it?
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Besides, Nelson didn't seem like
a very nice guy to begin with.
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- Brr.
- That girl's subarctic.
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Are you nuts?
This is the boys' locker room.
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Yeah, I can smell the mildew.
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What's up?
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Check this out.
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Hand prints?
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They don't look big enough
to knock over lockers.
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No fingerprints, either.
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Maybe he wore
gloves or something.
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Terry,
you gotta get me out of here.
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- How?
- I don't know.
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Think of something.
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I'll let Mr. Silverstein
know you'll be late.
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You are so dead, McGinnis.
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Like I was saying,
kickoff time for the party of the century.
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My party is 8:00 pm. Tonight.
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When it ends is up to you.
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If you're not too
busy being Mr. Host,
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maybe I can pry you away
from Cynthia for a dance.
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You're talking to Howard Groote.
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All things are possible.
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My notebook.
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I'm very sorry, Howard.
You know I didn't mean to.
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I would never do
anything to upset you.
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That's okay. It happens.
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They don't make plastics
like they used to.
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See you tonight, Howie.
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Nice view, huh?
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You wouldn't be the jealous
type, would you, Cynthia?
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Excuse me.
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I've known Howard
for quite a while.
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- How long have you known him?
- All my life.
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Come on, Cynthia, who are you?
Where do you come from?
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What's the real deal
with you and Howard?
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I'm very devoted to Howard.
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One hundred percent loyal.
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No way.
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- A synthoid?
- Looks that way.
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I didn't know they made androids
that could double for people.
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They're not supposed to.
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I'm gonna have to check it out.
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When you get to the party,
keep an eye on Cynthia, okay?
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Oh, and let Dana know
I'll be a little late.
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You live dangerously, McGinnis.
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So I said...
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Yes, Mr. Drago,
that's no problem.
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All six can look
like keno girls.
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Uh-huh, we're very discreet.
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[But I'm a big blabbermouth.
498898]
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Your little sideline's
over, pal.
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You oughta look into getting a
synthoid, Batfreak.
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It'II give you something
to do on Friday night.
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Come on, right now!
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Let's finish it.
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What's the matter, no guts?
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Wait a minute.
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Hey, hey, hey. You got me.
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Can't we work something out?
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Maybe I could give you a little tip
or something to forget all of this.
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Let me give you a tip.
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Get a good lawyer.
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Maybe you can walk me home.
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We won't have to walk.
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That's right,
ten goals in one game.
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But you lost.
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I think it was Martin
Buber who said...
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Hey, Howard,
we should double date sometime.
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I'd be up for that.
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Actually, I'd be interested
in single dating you anytime.
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I'll try to squeeze you in.
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Whoa, Cynthia, come on.
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It was nothing.
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Take it easy, girl.
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That's enough.
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You and I are gonna
have a little talk.
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Hey, Howie,
great cheese dingles.
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Where are you two
going, private party?
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Yeah, sure.
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I'm going to jail.
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Pick up, Louie.
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I need a little
support service here.
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You don't like me anymore.
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I do, Cynthia.
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I just have to fix something
in your command processor
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so you don't shove
people around.
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But I am what you wanted me to
be, Howard.
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I just didn't mean
quite so intense.
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You're hurting people.
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We won't need other people.
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You're my only reason for being.
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I'd go to pieces without you.
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Cynthia. Cynthia.
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Keep your hands to your...
Cynthia!
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Go, Howard.
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We can be together forever.
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Forever's a long time.
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A real long time.
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And I'm kinda young.
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Which means we'll have
even more time together.
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Cynthia, listen.
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We have to talk.
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The fact is,
this relationship isn't working.
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You're way too possessive.
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It was great in the
beginning but now, I...
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You what?
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I wanna see other girls.
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Oh, this isn't good.
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Sounds like you really
got her wound up.
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You don't know the half of it.
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[This chick was... Hey. 198893]
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Okay, that's it.
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No more nachos. {933931.
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Party's over. Get out. Bye.
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- What's going on, man?
- Party's just started.
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Howard, you can't do this to me.
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Cynthia, please.
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Okay, robe-Mm, round two.
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Down, girlfriend.
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Uh, hope I wasn't out of line
with that "robo-bim" crack.
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{933931
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That's one way
out of a bad date.
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Uh-oh.
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It's so schway. Cynthia's a robot
and Batman's kicking her butt.
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Cynthia,
can't we work something out?
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Just because I wanna date others
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doesn't mean we can't
occasionally see each other.
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Howard, don't you understand?
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I was created for you.
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I know, but people change.
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Synthoids get reprogrammed.
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These things happen.
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We can still be friends.
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"Friends"?
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"Friends"?
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Wrong thing to say?
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Is it ever the right thing?
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She's gonna blow.
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Schway party, Howard.
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It takes real guts to
blow up your own home.
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Yeah, kids are gonna talk
about this night for years.
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You're a legend.
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Yo, Chelsea,
I saved that dance for you.
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- Oh!
- Get a life, toy-boy.
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Whoa! What the heck happened?
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The party peaked early.
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Just look at it.
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How could this be any worse?
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00:20:01,284 --> 00:20:02,410
Howard!
262
00:20:06,164 --> 00:20:07,164
See ya.
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00:20:08,500 --> 00:20:09,959
Mom, Dad.
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00:20:10,585 --> 00:20:12,712
I thought you had
another week in Madrid.
265
00:20:13,380 --> 00:20:16,049
We did until you maxed
out our credit card.
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00:20:16,132 --> 00:20:19,302
What in blazes did you buy with it?
Dynamite?
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00:20:19,844 --> 00:20:21,888
Dynamite to blow
up the house with?
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00:20:22,347 --> 00:20:25,892
I think Howard needs some quality
time alone with his folks.
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00:20:26,559 --> 00:20:27,394
You think they'll ground him?
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00:20:27,560 --> 00:20:29,120
Your mother's antique
doll collection...
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