Original subtitles

[ Intro to "Sweet Caroline" playing ]

Blake: Alright. Drink 'em if you got 'em.

[ Music continues ]

Here we go, Blake.

Here we go. Great show, Blake.

♪ Sweet Caroline

♪ Ba ba ba

♪ Good times never seemed so good ♪

♪ So good! So good! So good!

♪ Sweet Caroline

♪ Ba ba ba

♪ Good times never seemed so good ♪

♪ So good! So good! So good!

♪ I'd be inclined

♪ Ba ba ba

♪ To believe they never could

[ Cheers and applause ]

[ Song ends ]

[ Cheers and applause intensify ]

[ Blues music playing, electricity pulsing ]

Thank you, everybody!

Please make welcome to the stage Nikki Bella!

Tell them what the hell we're doing here tonight!

Let's go, Nikki!

Go, Nikki!

Keep it going for Blake Shelton and his band!

Somebody with talent, finally!

[ Laughs ]

Now, that is how you start a show.

Welcome. This is "Barmageddon"...

[ Cheers and applause ]...the game where,

if you can't win, at least you can have

a lot of fun trying.That's right.

So we're here at Blake Shelton's bar, Ole Red,

in the country-music capital, Nashville, Tennessee!

[ Cheers and applause ]Yes!

Okay. Now let's say hi to the man behind the bar

who's gonna be with us all night, Carson Daly.

Whatever you need, I got it.

And any drinks -- they're on Blake.

Wait. What? That's right.

It's on Big Daddy Warbucks Blake.

So what do you say we bring out our players?

Yeah. Let's do it. Yes.Alright.

He is a multiplatinum country-music phenomenon

and a member of the Grand Ole Opry

and was born not even an hour

from where we are standing right now.

Let's give it up for Chris Young!

[ Cheers and applause ]

Chris Young!Yeah!

Chris: What's up, guys?

And she's been nominated for a Grammy

and had a number-one song in four different genres of music

and became quite the country sweetheart.

Everyone, give it up for Elle King!

[ Cheers and applause ]

Yes!Blake: Oh, my God!

Thank you both for coming out here.

Tonight you're going to battle it out

in five outrageous bar games.

So, have you guys ever played bar games before?

I mean, once or twice or 100 times,

so, uh...You have a favorite?

Probably corn hole if we're gonna go with a fave.

Oh, shoot. Corn hole. [ Clicks tongue ]

You might be in luck tonight. How 'bout, Elle, you?

Doesn't matter what it is. I'm going to win, so...

Hang on. Whoa, whoa, whoa.She's talking shit already.

Good luck! Guarantee you're going to have a great time

because this is "Barmageddon"...

[ Cheers and applause ]

...and anything can happen.

So you're going to be playing for two lovely people

who are best known on the Internet

for completely embarrassing themselves,

and we love to call them our Viral VIPs.

And you know what? You guys are standing right next to them.

Why are you famous, Katie? Let me see.

The one word I could describe it as is "stupidity." Yeah.

Oh. You're right at home, Katie.

Ready? 1, 2.

Oh, no.[ Cork pops]

Oh shit. Oh, my..

Oh, my God!Carson: Oh, God!

Hon.[ Laughing ] That's funny.

Did you break your arm?

Yeah, my wrist was just, "Boop!"

Oh, that's hilarious! Oh, that's so funny!

Oh, my God.

Nikki: Elle, what you think?

Well, I think it's a perfect match

'cause I have a sprained ankle,

so I think we're going to do just as poorly as that.

Alright. So, Chris, this is your Viral VIP, Matt.

Now let's see why he's here.

Yeah. Try try to get it from back here if you --

Girl: He's banging on the front of the truck!

Blake: Uh-oh.Elle: Oh, no.

Oh, these aren't good.Oh. Oh [bleep]

These things aren't good.Oh, don't feed 'em!

You don't [bleep] with them.

I think you're being a little aggressive right now.

Don't feed 'em!Katie: Oh, no. Oh, no.

Oh, you took the window down further!

No! No! Carson: Oh, my God!

You put the window down further!No! No!

They usually give you plastic buckets,

not bags, for that.Oh, my God.

Katie: No, no, no!Ohh!

Wait. Wait. Why did we cut the video off?

Did the window keep going?

No, no.You cut the ostrich's head off!

Just say it! Murderer! You cut the ostrich's head --

I did -- I cut the ostrich's head off.

[ Laughs ]

"Cancel Blake" is trending already.[ Laughs ]

Nikki: Alright. Well, let's kick these games off

with a coin flip to see who's gonna go first.

So, I need Elle and Chris up here.

[ Scattered cheers and applause ]Chris: Oh, boy.

[ Cheers and applause continue ]

So, we have a very special coin. So, this is our coin.

This is heads.

This is where we do our business in the front.

And this is our good old tails,

where we like a good old party in the back.

Elle: Mm. Chris: I love tails.

Hey, guys, by the way, someone from the Montgomery Gentry band

was trying to hit on my sister,

and she, like, moved them out of the way

and jumped up on a chair

because you were walking in with your mullet.

So that's all that coin made me think of.

And if you air this, she will kill me, so...

[ Laughter ]

Okay. Elle, you're gonna pick.

Alright.Okay. Ready?

Alright. Tails!

Tails it is.

So, Elle, you get to decide.

Are you and Katie gonna go first or second for our first game?

Go ahead. Why don't you just take the lead, bud?

Hey, you know what? That's fine.

If you ain't first, you're last.

Ooh. They're talking good shit already.

Chris, you and Matt --

you're gonna go first.Alright.

And we got Elle and Katie going second.

Alright. Are you all ready?Come on. Let's do this.

Because it's time for "Barmageddon"!

Whoo!

[ Cheers and applause ]

Alright, alright, alright.

This is a game that you should absolutely not rush,

a game we like to call Four Play.

Yes! Yes!

Okay. So if you can be the first player to shoot and score,

lighting up four balls in a row, then you will win the game.

You know, just think of the balls

like they're X's and O's, right, Elle?

Nailed it!

Alright. So, the row can be up and down, side to side,

or diagonally.All the ways I like it.

[ Crowd hoots ]

That's TMI, Elle! TMI!

Right. Well, let's get into some Four Play.

Chris: Alright. Here we go.

[ Cheers and applause ]

You got this!Alright, Elle.

Blake: Wait, wait, wait, wait.

Wait, wait, wait, wait.

Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

Why do you have the blue balls?

Ah.

[ Scattered cheers and applause ]

♪♪

Ohh!

That would have been great.Alright, Elle.

Let's see what you got.

Wow. That was so embarrassing.Come on, Elle.

Oh, look at this.

Oh, it's a granny shot!

[ All groan ]

The granny shot.Come on, Matt!

Let's go, Matt. You got this.

[ Cheers and applause ]

Alright, Katie.You got it, mama. You got this.

Steady on that horse, girl.

It's been a couple years since I've done --

I don't even really know how to --Don't hurt your wrist.

Don't hurt your wrist!

Ohh!Ohh! Ohh!Ohh!

Ohh!

Nice, mama.

Chris?

That's alright.

[ Cheers and applause ]

You got this, girl. Come on, now.

Yes! Moneymaker! Moneymaker!

[ Crowd groans ]

Just get him on it, Matt.

[ Crowd groans ]

You got it.

Oh! Oh! Ohh!

Oh...

Dang.

[ Cheers and applause ]

They've got two at the bottom.

Crowd: [ Chanting ] Elle! Elle! Elle! Elle!

Ohh!Ohh! Ohh!Ohh!

Alright. Let's go, Matt.Come on, Matt.

Oh, a bunch of --

Nice form on that, though.

I got to get the focus.

You got it.Blake: Katie, Katie.

Ohh!Ohh! Ohh!Ohh!

She blocked it!

That's a cock block. Now what are you gonna do?

Ohh.

Come on, Elle. Come on, Elle.

Come on, Elle!

Do it for the children.

I have a sprained ankle!

Carson: Come on.Chris: You got it.

Katie: Go, Elle!

Ohh!Ohh! Ohh!Ohh!

[ Cheers and applause ]

Yeah!

[ Katie howls ]

This is one middle finger.

I will break the rest of my ankle to win this game!

So you have to have four on that one.

Yes!

Okay. Blue team's making a comeback.

She's gonna block rather than build.

Ohh. Come on, Chris.

Blake: Oh, Chris Young going for the --

Oh, Jesus.

What the hell, Elle?!You got two right here.

Stop. Stop.

Come on, now. Who made these games?!

Stack it.

[ Cheers and applause ]

Matt: Oh, that's two in a row!We got one more.

One more.

Katie.[ Groans ]

Alright, Chris. This could be for the win.

I'm not worried about him.

Carson: For the win. No pressure.

[ Cheers and applause ]

Ohh! What the hell?!

You got to pull a Tom Brady and take some air out of that ball.

Come on, Elle.

[ Cheers and applause ]

You did it!And she blocked it!

[ Cheers and applause ]

No.

Come on, Elle.

Ohh!Ohh! Ohh!Ohh!

You only need one more of those.

You guys got to block!They got to block.

I'm going there.Got to go there.

Matt's carrying this team.You got to block.

Let's go, Matt. Uh-oh.

Ohh!Ohh! Ohh!Ohh!

That was bad. That was bad.Let's go, girl!

Katie, it's all on you.

I ain't worried.

Let's go, Katie.This could win it.

Ohh!Ohh! Ohh!Ohh!

For the win!

[ Cheers and applause ]

Unh! Unh! Unh! Unh! Unh!

Wow.

Way to go.

Straight ballin'. Ballin'!

[ Cheers and applause continue ]

That was fun.

Alright. So, after that first game,

we have Elle and Katie with 1.

That was great.

[ Cheers and applause ]Oh, my God.

And we have Matt and Chris with zero.

[ Crowd groans ]

Blake: Oh, my God, man.

So we do have a Wheel of Redemption.

♪♪

You could spin our wheel, do the redemption,

and tie this game.

Okay.

Crowd: [ Chanting ] Do it! Do it! Do it!Do it?

Do it? I'm not brave, but I'm stupid enough.

Okay. Alright. We're both dumb enough,

so, yes, do the wheel.

Alright. Let's go spin the wheel!

[ Cheers and applause ]

Come on!

Let's go, you animals!

♪♪

Are you ready for the wheel?

Crowd: [ Chanting ] Wheel! Wheel! Wheel! Wheel!

Wheel! Wheel! Wheel! Wheel!

Oh! Come on!

Carson: We got the Earache, The Giddy Up,

a little Hope, and The Wing of Death!

It's the Wing of Death!

The Wing of Death?

The hottest chicken wing

that you will ever consume --

The Wing of Death.

[ Dramatic music plays ]

Are you ready? Matt: Yeah.

We got to redeem ourselves.Eat the whole pepper, too.

You have to eat all of them.Put some more pepper on it.

So I got to eat a pepperSo, that's it?

Elle: He's proving it!Katie: Look at you!

Is it hot?

Put toilet paper in the freezer. It's fine.

[ Laughs ]

Oh, look at Matt.

Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!

Woman: You can do it!What, eat all of 'em?

Nikki: No, you guys only have to eat one.

No, they got to eat the whole dang plate!

Thataboy!

[ Crowd groans ]

It does come out the same way it goes in.

I know -- I said -- Alright, I'm --

It's a little hotter than I thought it was.

Alright. Give 'em a round of applause.

They're redeemed. They're good. They're good.

[ Cheers and applause ]

Can I get a shot?

Alright. We're gonna take a break,

and we'll be right back with some more "Barmageddon."

Blake: Yeah!Whoo!

Coming up on "Barmageddon"...

Blake: Country singers should be good at corn.

That's all I'm sayin'. Ohh!

Do you guys need shots?

I'm horny as hell, so I'm ready.

Aah!

Nikki: And later...

Ohh!Let me show you how to do it, okay?

Which one are you gonna throw it at?

Your ass!

[ Laughs ]

Nikki: Welcome back...Carson: ...to Nashville!

[ Cheers and applause ]

The "Barmageddon" rooftop doesn't get any better than this.

It's so cool.

So, currently, our teams are tied,

each with 1 point.

Yeah, but ours is real.

Nikki: So we are out here on the Air Cannon Corn Hole court.

Chris, this is your favorite bar game, right?

I said this before I knew we were doing this,

so I have no idea how this is gonna go.

To be fair, I have just as much faith

that you will be just as bad at this

as you were at that.You know what?

I'm glad you're being fair about that, though,

just when you said it.Yeah.

Alright. So, you guys get three shots a round

for a total of three alternating rounds.

You'll earn one point if you get on the board,

and you'll get 3 points if you make it into the hole.

Alright. So let's get some Air Cannon Corn Hole!

Team Elle, you guys are going first.

Let's do this.

Let's go, Elle! Let's go!

[ Cheers and applause ]

Ohh!Ohh! Ohh!Ohh!

Elle, too soon!

It was close. Have fun, buddy.

Thank you.

[ Cheers and applause ]

Come on, Chris! You got this!

Chris, let's see what you got.So good, Chris!

Stop disappointing us, man!

What?! Chris!

That's not country!

You said corn hole was your best game, man!

I know. I know!

I mean, your Viral VIP is now talking shit to you, Chris.

[ Cheers and applause ]

Get 'er! Arc it!

Blake: Oh, she's -- Oh, look at this!

♪♪

[ Ding! ]

[ Cheers and applause ]

That's one point!

You're a country singer. This is corn.

[ Cheers and applause ]

Whoa!

Ohh!Ohh! Ohh!Ohh!

What is going on?

Do you guys need shots?

♪♪

[ Trills tongue ]Katie: It's all about the bend in the knees.

[ Cheers and applause ]

Yeah! Oh!

[ Laughing ] Oh!Oh, God.

Hey, that's better than the last one.

You literally shot this way.

It was the opposite of recoil.I know!

But, in all fairness, at least she hit the board.

Thank you, mama!

Country singers should be good at corn.

That's all I'm sayin'.

[ Cheers and applause ]

Oh, my God!Oh, you did so good!

I'm so proud of you!

[ Laughter ]

Okay. So, after Round 1,

Team Elle has 1 point...

[ Cheers and applause ]

...and Team Chris has zero.

You know what? My tip is to shoot for the moon.

Literally, shoot for the moon.

That's a good tip. Shoot high.

And, Chris, that is for you.

Alright. Let's go. Come on.

Alright. Well, now it's time for Round 2.

So you guys know, this round's a bit harder

because we've plugged up a hole.

[ Cheers and applause ]

♪♪

Ohh!Katie: Yeah!

Oh, my God. Ohh!

I mean, you weren't wrong. The moon is up there.

I tell you one thing.

Chris Young and I were not friends coming in here.

We ain't going as friends coming out of here.

[ Laughs ] Here he goes.

Oh, look at him.Matt: Come on, Chris! You got this!

Katie: Oh, my God.

Wow! You did really good.

You got this.

Come on. Let's hear it.Blake: Okay, Katie!

[ Cheers and applause ]

♪♪

[ Ding! ]

Ohh!Ohh! Ohh!Ohh!

Katie!

She got 3 points!

[ Cheers and applause ]

Come on, Matt.

[ Cheers and applause ]

Seed it.

♪♪

Knock a light out!

♪♪

[ Laughing ] Oh, my gosh.Too high.

[ Laughter ]

♪♪

I mean, that was kind of what I wanted to have happen.

Hey, not that moon!

Don't listen to Chris!That moon!

[ Laughs ]

[ Cheers and applause ]

Alright.

Katie: Come on, now!

♪♪

Ohh!Ohh! Ohh!Ohh!

Ohh!Oh, God.

I still hit it.

You try hitting the board? Nope!

There it is.

This ain't even about kindness no more.

Now, you guys have been going a little high, so...

Okay, Chris Young. Come on, man.

Chris, you have one last shot this round.

♪♪

Oh. Got to go to the right. I know.

Everybody aiming that way.Everybody's too far left.

Okay. So, that's the end of the second round.

Team Elle has 4 points, and Team Chris has zero.

Chris and Matt, since you guys suck so bad,

we're gonna open up that hole again.

Yeah. Good idea.

That sound good?Great idea.

I love an open hole!

Love it when that happens.

And on that note, Round 3 starts now.

♪♪

Alright. Elle, you're up!

I'm calling a celebrity shot.

Ooh, I like it!You want me to help you?

I want you to take my round.

Celebrity shot! She's having Carson!

[ Cheers and applause ]

I love you. I love you, too.

I mean, if I'm gonna win,

I want to win fair and square.Come on, Carson!

Go ahead and get it! Shoot it up and over.

I believe in you. Do it for your kids, man.

Are you Patrick Swayze right now?

You got it, Carson.

I think I split my pants.

[ Laughter ]

Here we go!

Come on! Make some noise!

[ Cheers and applause ]

♪♪

[ Cheers and applause ]

Thank you!Nikki: That's 3 more points for Team Elle.

That was for you.

Give me a hug.

That was badass!

Yeah!

[ Cheers and applause ]

Alright, Blake. Go ahead. If he's gonna do one,

we might as --Good [bleep] luck with that!

Alright, Blake.

[ Cheers and applause ]

There is no way he's even getting close.

I'm not good at this, either.

Yeah, you're gonna do great!

♪♪

Dust it! Dust it!

[ Crowd groans ]

Ohh! Nothing!

Fall down!

It's on there!

Nikki: The ledge gets 1. The hole gets 3.

Yeah! You're on the board!Good point.

That's huge!

Alright, Katie. You're up, girl.

♪♪

[ Crowd groans ]

Shut up!

Ohh! Fell down.

That was so close.Katie: That hurt.

And you looked good doing it, too.

Hey, that was good.That hurt.

Come on.That scared me.

Is there a 6-point shot that I'm not aware of?

He's asking for a 6-point shot. Is there a 6 --

No, no, no, no, no!

What?How 'bout this?

If I make it straight in the middle, 6-point shot.

Carson: Sure. Okay.

You don't get to spin the Wheel of Redemption.

We get to pick which one.

We get to pick which one you have to do.

[ Cheers and applause ]

Nikki: Oh. We got a deal.

We got a deal.

[ Cheers and applause ]

This is not -- It's not gonna happen.

[ Scattered cheers and applause ]

♪♪

[ Heart beating ]

[ Cheers and applause ]

♪♪

So, Chris and Elle, you have managed to tie,

so we have moved to the Sudden Death round,

which means you each will get to shoot one bean bag

until someone gets the higher point.

You want to go first?

No. Go ahead. Ladies first.

Alright! Let's go! Let's hear it!

Come on, Elle! Come on, Elle!

[ Scattered cheers and applause ]

♪♪

Yes!Oh, it's a point!

Oh, it's on the ramp!

[ Cheers and applause ]

You have to get something.

That is the look

of an ass-whipping right there she just gave him.

You got this, Chris! Come on!

[ Cheers and applause ]

♪♪

Ohh!Ohh! Ohh!Ohh!

Winners again. Winners again.

You did it, Elle!That kind of hurt.

Wedid it. No.

I got to go in for the hug.

Alright. Well, 1 point. Elle wins.

See what that means.

Time for the Wheel of Redemption.

♪♪

Alright. We're gonna spin the wheel.

Yeah, but wait a minute. But wait a minute.Yeah?

He made a deal.

I made a deal.By the way, without my consent!

Alright. We're gonna do The Giddy Up, everybody!

Oh, no.

Blake: This ties the game for you.

Little vinegar.

Oh, yeah. No, no. That's worse than mayo.

A little onion juice.

Oh, yeah! Give it to 'em!

That's like a sweet syrup.

That's disgusting.

Karo syrup.How 'bout some horseradish?

I'm okay with it, actually.

Just sounds like a shrimp cocktail here.

Alright, boys.

All in one! All in one! One down!

A Giddy Up.Blake, before I do this,

I need a little bit of extra courage, so, uh...

Ohh!Ohh! Ohh!Ohh!

Look at that!

[ Cheers and applause ]

Oh, my God. Has the tattoo.

Wonder Twin powers, activate!Okay. Okay.

Is that real?

It looks just as bad on you as it does me, yeah.

Yeah, I know. Exactly.Whenever you're ready.

Ohh. Good Lord.Cheers.

Elle: Get her, get her, get her, get her!

[ Coughs ]

[ Crowd groans ] Ohh!

Blake: You need to throw up?

Nikki: If it comes up, go that way.

Carson: Giddy Up! Well done.

Give 'em a round of applause, everybody.

[ Cheers and applause ]

Alright. Well, who knew corn could be so exciting?

More "Barmageddon" after this.

Don't go anywhere.

[ Cheers and applause ]

[ Cheers and applause ]

We are back with more "Barmageddon."

We have moved to the Barmageddon ice rink.

Oh, my favorite! This is my favorite one!

After our first two games,

Team Chris and Team Elle are tied with 2 points.

[ Fake sneezing ] Bullshit!

Tie ball game.Barely.

We've got a barn-burner.

You know what they say. Third game's a charm, right?

So let's play some Keg Kurling.

[ Cheers and applause ]

So we got a fake ice rink here with some real kegs on it,

and your job is to use a broom to push them toward the points.

You can't cross the line.

That's a tattoo, not a line.

That's a crappy cheap tattoo. It looks like deer poop.

[ Laughter ]

I think I need a shot of tequila.

Alright.That can be arranged.

You have three rounds and three turns each to win a game,

and, Chris, we're really hoping you win a game.

Yeah, or just do something.Oh, my God, please.

Why does it keep coming back to me?

You're losing every game.

Yeah, but there's two people on this team,

and, by the way, I feel good about this.

Okay. Alright. You heard him.

Alright. Let's play some Keg Kurling!

Let's do that!

Yes!

Chris: Let's go, Matt.

Don't even come close to that barbed-wire camel toe, now!

I'll know!

[ Laughter ]

♪♪

[ Cheers and applause ]

Chris: Go! Go!

Nice.

You got 2!

I feel like that's a good decision.

How bad does your back hurt from carrying this team?

[ Laughter ]

Well, I'm not carrying it very far.

♪♪

Ohh! Look at this! Look at this!

Hey, that's 2 points!

Blake: Come on, Chris. Break 'em up.

Do something right!

[ Cheers and applause ]

Ohh!

That is what's called a blocker,

because his was closest to the 3.No, no, no, no.

That's what I call "bullshit".They have to either hit it out of the way on that side...

Katie: That's what I like.

Alright, Chris. It's Elle's turn.

♪♪

[ Cheers and applause ]

Ohh! Alright, Matt. You're up.

Chris: Come on, guy.

[ Cheers and applause ]

Katie: You're gonna do good. You're gonna do good.

[ Cheers and applause ]

♪♪

Ohh!Ohh! Ohh!Ohh!

That's a 3,

and with your other 2, you're at 5 points.

Alright. We got this one.

Oh. There's a lot on the line here.

All you have to do is do better than Chris

and you'll be fine!

Well, that's not very hard, so...

Oh, my God. That's easy.That's easy, yeah.

[ Cheers and applause ]

Aah!

Ohh! Foul! Foul! Redo!

Redo!

Put foul!Pull it! Redo!

Aah! Aah!

That's a win! Don't you dare!

That's a win!

Alright. Well, let's go on to Round 2.

Elle, you want to start us off?

[ Cheers and applause ]

Blake: Go hard.Come on. Come on!

Get some red.

That's what Chris said. You block.

I been cock-blockin' this mofo the whole game.

[ Laughter ]

What area are you gonna block this time, Chris?

You on the chart, Blake.

[ Laughter, cow moos ]

Alright, Chris. You got this!

[ Cheers and applause ]

Oh, man.There we go.

Oh, you blocked it. Good block. Good block.

I'm gonna push it in. I'm gonna push it in.

That's what happens when you diss Blake in his house.

[ Crowd groans ]

Alright, Katie. You're up, girl.

Go, Katie!

Oop. Yeah. Ohh!

That's not -- That could be --

I should probably close my eyes next time.

Alright. Let's go!

[ Cheers and applause ]

Nothing! Ohh!

Okay. It'll work.

There's got to be a groove over here.

That's 1 point.

[ Cheers and applause ]There it is. Whoa!

[ Cheers and applause ]

Ohh!

Did it go in?

Carson: Did he hit the red?No. It's on the edge.

Might have gotten --Nothing.

Team Chris, you got 1 point, which means you won the round.

So, after two rounds, Team Chris has 6 points...

[ Cheers and applause ]

...and Team Elle has 2 points.

So, are you guys ready to play Round 3?

Let's do it! Yeah!

When we get back, we'll find out who's taking the win

and who's taking the big "L."

Alright. Don't you go anywhere.

[ Cheers and applause ]

Hey, where do you want Nikki Bella

to put your keg for you exactly?

I'll tell you where youcan stick it.

Yeah? Okay.

[ Laughter ]

Fightin' words. Them's fightin' words.

Alright. Welcome back to "Barmageddon."

Let's get back to the action.

Team Chris has 6 points, and Team Elle has 2 points.

Team Chris, you're up.

[ Cheers and applause ]

Matt: Ooh.

Ooh, that might be 2! Is that 1 or 2?

It's touching the 2. You're good.

Okay. I got to go straight.

[ Cheers and applause ]

Oh shit...

Oh, not enough sauce!

We got time. We got time. We got time.

Let's go!

Come on.

Go. Go. Go.

[ Cheers and applause ]

Finally!

We found something Chris Young is good at.

If it has to do with a keg, he's good at it.

[ Laughter ]

So, that's 4 points for Team Chris.

Come on, Elle. Come on, Elle.

Quit [Cow moos] around, Elle! Come on!

What the hell?!

♪♪

Oh, look at that little adjustment.

[ Cheers and applause ]

[ Cheers and applause intensify ]

It's 3!

She got 3 points!

[ Cheers and applause continue ]

Guys!

Ohh!Ohh! Ohh!Ohh!

No! Oh, no!

I think we found my game.

Team Chris has 6.

You all have 3.

Got one more keg.

The ultimate push to knock all of the blue ones out of there.

Katie, you're up, right?Katie, I believe in you.

All: [ Chanting ] Katie! Katie! Katie! Katie! Katie! Katie!

[ Cheers and applause ]

Hey, that's 2 points.

You got that in.

Alright. After three intense rounds,

Team Elle earned 7 points,

but Tam Chris had a total of 12,

making Team Chris the winners of Keg Kurling.

[ Cheers and applause ]

Okay. So, I'm gonna break the ice here.

Will you be spinning the Wheel of Redemption?

[ Whispering ] We have to.

And if you say yes, it's a win.

Spin that shit!

Alright!

[ Cheers and applause ]

Crowd: [ Chanting ] Wheel! Wheel! Wheel! Wheel!

Alright. There's only two things left on the wheel --

a small sliver of Hope for Team Elle or...

Earache. Are you ready? Let's spin the wheel!

Wheel, let's go!

[ Chanting ] Hope! Hope! Hope! Hope! Hope!

Hope! Hope! Hope! Hope!

No!Hunh-unh!

Nooooo!

Earache!

Here's what we're gonna do.Let's go.

Nikki, we need you.No, no.

No! No, no, no!

Nails on the chalkboard -- loud.

No!But not everybody has to suffer.

Some of us have these earmuffs.

[ Soft music playing ]

Team Elle does not, so enjoy your Earache

from the Wheel of Redemption. Nikki, please.

[ Scratching loudly ]

Ugh!

[ Scratching continues ]

No! Oh, God!

I'm gonna vomit.

That is disgusting.

We're gonna win this game, though!

Is it over?

Alright.

Alright! We did it!We gon' win this shit!

Alright. You suffered enough, ladies,

so I say we move on to the next game.

[ Cheers and applause ]

♪♪

Okay. So, we are here on the Barmageddon balcony

because we are about to play the most amazing game ever,

Hornstars.[ Cow moos ]

Now, that's "Hornstars" with an "H."

I know what you all were thinking.

I'm horny as hell, so I'm ready.

Oh, Elle, TMI again.

Okay. So, you each are gonna play three rounds.

In the first round, we're gonna have Elle and Chris,

and all you have to do --

See our beautiful longhorns in the back?

You just got to take the string,

and you got to hook it three times

and you'll get one point for every horn you hook.

Okay.

Alright! Let's hook them horns! Go!

Ohh.

Ohh! Come on.

[ Cheers and applause ]Come on.

Ohh!Ohh! Ohh!Ohh!

It came off!

There you go, Chris!

There you go!

That's 1 for Chris.

Keep going, Elle.Come on, Elle!

There -- Ohh!

She got it! You got it!

Come on! You got it!

Ohh!

Okay. Keep going. Keep going.

Katie: Come on, Elle!Let's --

Ohh!Ohh! Ohh!Ohh!

Chris has it.Robbed!

No. No.

I can't even grab it, it's so dang short.

Oh, you be care--

Chris has 2.

We'll get 'em.

I feel like it's cheating.

Matt: Good job, Chris!

Alright. Come on, Chris.

Got to get one more and the round's done.

Come on, Chris. One more.Blake: Come on, Chris.

Finish it! Finish it!Come on, Chris.

Oh, she got one!

Ohh!

Blake: Oh, it came off! Didn't count!

Finish it! 2-1!

There you go! Yes!

Chris won this round.

Yes!

Okay. So, at the end of Round 1, we have Team Chris in the lead.

[ Cheers and applause ]

So now, starting Round 2, we're gonna have our Viral VIPs.

You guys are gonna step on up.

We're gonna make these lassos a little bit smaller,

and you just got to hook it once.

You got to carry this. It's on you.

[ Cheers and applause ]

Come on, Elle!Alright! Go!

Let's do this. You got it. Come on.

Let's go. You got it.

Ohh!

Okay. Team Chris just needs one more.

Elle: Get that yarn!

Oh, you got it!

Hey, Matt, Matt, you only got to get one more.

Blake: Spin her.

Oh, come on, Katie!

Elle: Come on, Katie. Take it easy.

Come on. Let's go.

Ohh!Ohh! Ohh!Ohh!

Loop-de-doo, baby.You got it.

You g-- Ohh! Come on!Team Elle is getting their asses kicked.

Yep.

Slob on it now.I'm just sayin'.

Ohh. Almost. Come on.

Ohh!Ohh! Ohh!Ohh!

[ Cheers and applause ]

Good job, Matt.

[ Cheers and applause ]

Whoo!

That's right.

But...

How do you know it's working? You only have one point.

...this is a good round. This is our one-and-done round.

The small lasso is worth 5,

and you only have to hook it once,

so it's still anyone's game.

Yee-haw! Let's get started.

[ Cheers and applause ]

Let's go!

Matt: You got it, Chris.

Alright. Come on, Chris.

I thought it was one-and-done.

Katie: Come on, Elle!Come on, Elle!

There it is!

Whoo-hoo-hoo!

♪♪

Carson: What a comeback!

That's domination.

Team Chris is our winner.

Let's hear it for our Hornstars!

[ Cow moos ]

Team Elle, unfortunately, there are no spins left

on the Wheel of Redemption,

but we've got one more game, everyone.

Let's head downstairs!

It all comes down to this.

[ Cheers and applause ]

♪♪

Does she do this a lot?

Yes.

She's not doing it 'cause I asked her.

She's doing it 'cause she don't want

to have to keep putting makeup on me when it all runs off.

That's very true. It's all about me.

Yeah, but that's --Yeah. That makes more sense.

It feels good. I love it.

[ Cheers and applause ]

Alright, alright!

Yes!

We are back with "Barmageddon"! Whoo!

[ Cheers and applause ]Yes!

[ Cheers and applause continue ]

Okay. So, we had Team Chris, who has won 4 games...

[ Cheers and applause ]

...and we got Team Elle, who has won 3 games.

I'll take it. I'll take it.About to be 4.

All about fun, baby.

Yep. And now --

I mean, this is kind of sad -- it's time for the final game.

Come on!

Now, if you've ever been in a bar,

you have probably met or been a drunken axe hole.

Am right now.

Yeah?[ Laughter ]

Okay. So, in this game, there are three rounds,

and in the first round, you get three chances

to get your axes as close as you can to the bull's eye.

♪♪

So, are you guys ready for Round 1?

Heck, yeah. Let's do it.

So, let's play Drunken Axe Hole.

Elle, it's Round 1!

Matt: Alright, Elle! You got it!

You're okay but not too great.

Let me show you how not to do it, okay?

Come on, Elle.Nikki: Come on, Elle.

You got this.

Ohh!Ohh! Ohh!Ohh!

1 point!

[ Cheers and applause ]

Ohh!

That still stuck! I'll take that...

That's good.

Come on!

Ohh!Ohh! Ohh!Ohh!

Carson: It's alright. That was good, though.

Alright. It got in the blue.

I'll take it! I'll take it!

Alright, Chris. You're up!

You got it, Chris. Come on.

You got it, Chris!

Come on, Chris!

Ohh!Ohh! Ohh!Ohh!

A little anger there.

I think I just put a dent in the board. I'm sorry.

We will need a new set after this.

That's fine. That's fine.I'm sorry.

That's fine. That's fine. That's fine.

♪♪

Ohh!Ohh! Ohh!Ohh!

Katie: Nothing. That wasn't in.

♪♪

Ohh!Ohh! Ohh!Ohh!

Okay. So, after the first round,

Team Elle is in the lead with 1 point.

[ Cheers and applause ]

Matt and Katie, you're up.Carson: Let's go.

Katie.Elle: My girl. Come on!

You've done better than me all night. You've got this.

Don't hate-y on Katie.

Ohh.

It's getting late.

That's the kind of jokes I'm down to.

The late-night jokes. I like it.

Since it's almost last call and we can't get you any drunker,

we got some beer goggles for you all.

Hi, Miss Katie. Oh, my God.

That's a good look on you.Oh, my God.

That's a good look on you.Wow.

Alright. You actually --

Oh, my God. You do look way better.

Yeah? Yeah.

Try that. Try it.

Katie, you're gonna do it just how I shot it anyway,

so you're fine.

Yeah. Yeah.

Alright, Katie. You're up.Alright, Katie. Come on.

Oh. Okay.Watch out, audience.

Ooh!Ooh! Ooh!Ooh!

Alright.

I think there's a mouse on the ground she tried to kill.

Don't piss her off when she's drunk.

Elle: Throw it straight! You've got it!

Ohh!Ohh! Ohh!Ohh!

You should give her something for that.

That throw but 2 feet up.

Come on.

♪♪

Ohh!Ohh! Ohh!Ohh!

So that's 4 points.

[ Cheers and applause ]

Good job.Alright!

Don't mess with her.

Good job, Katie.

I don't know how I top that.You don't!

Okay. Come on, Matt.

You can't top that!

[ Cheers and applause ]

You need that last Jagerbomb, Matt.

I don't know how I got that.

Ooh!Ooh! Ooh!Ooh!

Nikki: Come on. Let's see what you got.

Blake: Come on, Matt.

Come on, Matt. Come on!

♪♪

[ Cheers and applause ]

That's 4.

Whoa!

Nooooooo!

Wow!

Coming down to the wire.

Oh, that was good!Katie: Nothin'! Ain't nothin'!

Yay! It's no good!

It counted, right? It counted, right?

It has to count.Of course it counted.

That was impressive, buddy.

So, at the end of the second round,

we have Team Elle with 5 points...

[ Cheers and applause ]...and we got Team Chris with 4.

Alright.

Okay. We have one round left.

When we come back, we'll find out

who wins Drunken Axe Hole

and is crowned our Barmageddon champion!

Who's it gonna be?!

[ Cheers and applause ]

Nikki: Okay. Welcome back, everyone.

[ Cheers and applause ]

Okay!

Team Elle is in first place with 5 points,

and because it's the last round,

we got to make the beer goggles stronger.

Finally!

And we're gonna throw a saw blade.

Ooh!Ooh! Ooh!Ooh!

You guys are screwed.So let's see what y'all can do.

How in the hell...?

Alright, Elle. You're gonna go first.

Blake, this is how I see normally.

So you're gonna get this. Alright. You got 3 saw blades.

[ Laughter ]

So you're gonna have to try to toss that

and hitch it --To my side?

Yeah.

Which one are you gonna throw it at?

Your ass!

Alright. Let's hear it for Elle!

[ Cheers and applause ]

Come on. Come on, Elle.

Right in the crack!

Ohh!Ohh! Ohh!Ohh!

It's not a Frisbee.

Although that might work. Try that.

[ Cheers and applause ]

Alright. Come on, Elle.

[ Cheers and applause ]

Ohh!Ohh! Ohh!Ohh!

So, if you're on that side, you might --

How many tries do I get?You get one more.

You should get one less, but...

Ohh!

That one.

I just thought Nikki Bella was Carson Daly.

I must look like Carson with beer goggles.

♪♪

Oh! But you got it on!

Hey, it hit! That's all that matters!

That's good, Elle. Hey, you hit it.

That's not easy to do.

I don't think I'm gonna get it as close

as the last one she threw.You're good. You're good.

Alright. Let's hear it for Chris!

Blake: You can do it, Chris! You can do this, Chris!

You know where it goes, Chris!

♪♪

Whoa! Damn!

Higher than that.

I have no idea how close that was or not.

Chris, it hit the ground.Okay, good.

That's where he was aiming.

Yeah. [ Laughs ]

You got this, Chris.

♪♪

Ohh!Ohh! Ohh!Ohh!

That was the right idea.Okay, Chris.

This is your last chance.I know.

You only need one to tie it up.

[ Scattered cheers and applause ]

Come on, Chris!

♪♪

Ohh!Ohh! Ohh!Ohh!

Ohh!

Chris: Missed it.But it's something.

Missed it.Nikki: So close!

I'm sorry, buddy.Nah, you're good.

So does that mean we get to drink champagne

on a horse or what?

You won a new wrist.

[ Both laugh ]

So, after five games and three Wheels of Redemption,

you guys are tied.

Wow.

You're tied.

So that means we're moving on to Sudden Death!

[ Cheers and applause ]

So you each will throw your axe at the bull's eye.

Whoever gets the closest wins the entire game.

So, Chris, this way.

You're going first. Good luck!

Matt: Chris, you got this! Come on, Chris!

Carson: Come on! For the game!

Do it for Matt!

Come on, Chris! You got this!

This is for Matt!

Chris! Chris!

♪♪

Ohh!Ohh! Ohh!Ohh!

That's alright.

Okay. Come on, Elle.

I don't know. He might need this money.

Come on, Elle!

[ Cheers and applause ]

♪♪

[ Cheers and applause ]That's it. That's it.

Great hit!

Team Elle!

Wow!

Elle and Katie, you both won Barmageddon.

Blake: Ohh! You shut 'em down!

Whoo!

Katie, you are officially redeemed.

You're taking home some champagne in a can --

so, congratulations --

so you can be safe next time on the horse.

And, Elle, you have won the absolute honor

of wearing the biggest prize metal on the market today,

the cap.

[ Cheers and applause ]

Elle, is there anything you want to say to all your fans?

I quit!

[ Laughter ]

[ Cheers and applause ]

Alright. There's only one last thing to do.

And that's to party.

[ Cheers and applause ]

Alright, Blake.

We got to get you and your band back up on stage

and take us out!

[ Cheers and applause ]

We'll see you all next time on "Barmageddon"!

[ "Sweet Caroline" plays ]Blake: Come on!

♪ Sweet Caroline

♪ Ba ba ba

♪ Good times never seemed so good ♪

♪ So good! So good! So good!

♪ I'd be inclined

♪ Ba ba ba

♪ To believe they never could

[ Cheers and applause ]

♪♪

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